Cinephobe Ep 307: Mac & Devin Go To High School

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It had a pretty good run, 15 seasons, 327 episodes. And though we have seen, of course, every episode many times, we figured, hey, now that we're wrapped, let's watch it all again. And we can't do that alone. So we're inviting the cast and crew that made the show along for the ride. We've got writers, producers, composers, directors, and we'll of course have some actors on as well, including some certain guys that played some certain pretty iconic brothers. It was kind of a little bit of a left field choice in the best way possible. The note from Kripke was, he's great. We love him, but we're looking for like a really intelligent decoveny type. This podcast contains mature content, explicit language, suggestive situations, and partial to full frontal nudity. Listener discretion is advised. Don't let your kids listen to this. Somehow, I think this Mac and Devin go to high school. Watch time? Same as Man on Fire. Mmm. Ah. Oh, I see. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. I'm going to be a little bit more serious. Ah, it's interesting. So shorter runtime, but... Took me as long. Yeah. Yeah. It did take me a while. Mm-hmm. Now, is that because you were pausing it to... Take notes. ...rage shout into a pillow every 10 minutes? Now, to be fair, I didn't follow the instructions at the beginning of the movie. Yeah. Maybe that helps. See, they were very explicit about it. But also, watch plenty of movies high. Yeah. Would not have helped here. Are you sure about that? Yeah. There's not an amount of weed or heroin that could get me through Andy Milanochis. It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s. But with modern touches, it's hyperviolence, but it knows that it is. It's a little bit Tarantino. It's definitely a little bit Michael Madd. It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz. ... White people are genetically inferior. Or they're culturally crippled. Or they're socially deprived. How come God couldn't make everyone one color? Like 10. I wish I'd fucked a black broad before I got married. I could really feel 400 years of oppression and anger in every pelvic crust. I can smell horny across an ocean. Not all women. Good for you, man. Good for you. Good for you. Just the hot ones. Hello. Oprah. You're not allowed to go down on me for one month. No, Judy. Please. Make me take away your masturbation privileges. Yeah, I'm horny too, babe. Hey, Charmin. Come on down here. Well, you want exercise by Dominic? Scaring! How could he have patriarchal urge? Look out for number one. Set your sights on the stars and the sun. Look out for number one. You've got to push a little harder. Push a little harder. Yeah, yeah. Don't mind me. Just keep doing what you're doing. We're a team. We work together. I don't know if you were paying attention. I wasn't. Please, goddammit! Just one more drink! I'll call up your tents with a knife, you bitch! Five whiskeys. That's breakfast on the river. Yo, you have to clip it, maize. Clip what? A fucking tiger? What are you talking about? It's not that hard. Just chop, chop. Boom, out. Wow. Maze has a really hard job. This is going to be the worst episode we've ever done. My people don't give a ding-dong diddly about what flag fly over why. You bore me, fuel. Where is the meek for film? He's nothing but a bag of meat and flesh and tendon. Why didn't they just name him Spaghetti Lasagna? Fuck, this movie's two hours long? This is like the John Gruden emails of movies. Do you like ducks? Or a trench coat full of bees flying around like that would scare me. Bees are cool. That's a duck, man! No, I get it. Coolio. You're the devil's baby, mama. I didn't lie, Annie. I just didn't tell you certain things. Don't play no reindeer games with me. An American ninja? What are you talking about? There is no such thing. You've gotten rich off of the people in this town. You bet your ass I have. And I'm gonna get richer. Couglin's lore. Going through incredibly descriptive details of the story so we all know. Oh man, I wish I had better notes. Have you ever heard of such a pale of shape? Once I get a DVD player, I'm gonna watch Gallowockers once a day. Come here and give me a squudge. You know what to do from here, internet. Alright, cool. Let me Google how to open QuickTime. Justice is blind. It's got space dementia, but it can be hurt. Time to find out exactly what this oooose can do. Pull the fucking rabbit out of your dick and folk. I'm Temecula's newest heart-on dog. Hey, look here, why don't we eat us a few thousand beers so you can tell me what's buzzing the big bad sick? Come on, I am! I do gotta look out for number one. Set your sights on the stars and the sun. Look out for number one. You gotta push a little harder. Push a little harder. Yeah! Enough! It's not funny anymore. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you, I'm out. Welcome to CineFo, the podcast we break down the movies here for you to watch. I'm Zach Harper, that's Amino Hassan, that's Anthony Mays. Make sure you listen to us on Spotify or don't, because fuck ice. And I know they took it off, but they still had it and they backed it for a while. So I'm gonna go fuck where you listen to it, fuck ice. Spotify is normally where you can vote in the poll, unless it glitches out like the Dicky Roberts poll and no one can vote. Oh, I thought he was gonna say keep back a hundred percent file. Glitchy Roberts. All you need is one person to get a vote in there somehow and it would be a hundred percent. 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Freestyle. You're good at freestyling. All right. You want me to freestyle from? Yeah, wing it from a hang dong face to a snoop dog face. Not a hang dong face. That's what you said all episode. I said hang dog. No, you didn't. Clip it. He's described as having a hang dog face. Yes. Yes. That's excellent. You see his face. You got a hang dong. Nope. What? What's happening? He's got a hang dong face that I'm here. Matt. That was a thousand years old. A thousand years old. And he's got a hang dong face. What do you expect out of him? Oscar has taken his hang dong face to Sarasota, Florida, where he watches baseball and he talks about Roberto Clemente and fucking hang dong face. Fills up the screen. He's incredible. The 2012 buddy comedy, stoner comedy, comedy, Mac and Devin go to high school. Stoner comedy. Nobody. Nobody. Yes, Andy. What would be a handy? Handy. Oh, I'm upset down. Melanakis. Handy Melanakis. Handy Melanakis. I hope he's not doing well. He doesn't look like he's doing well. I'm not talking about his financial situation. I'm talking about what he looks like. I hope everything's bad. Financials, physicals, kidney disease. Absolutely. Yeah. Emphysema. The fact that you would get so much mileage of a career, and he hasn't even done a whole lot. How did the super bowl is gay as a song? We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Yeah. Okay. Mac and Devin go to high school star Snoop Dogg with Califa and Mike Epps. Not even a case of I didn't have time. I had all the time in the world. I finished watching this movie yesterday. I've been thinking about it long and hard. I don't have a single alternate name for everybody. Everyone is just who the hell they are. Snoop is a four time repeat offender. Beach bum, half baked and soul plain as previous offenses. I wish I knew how to quit you. Snoop, a snoop. Wiz was in the after party, spinning gold and Moses the black. Wiz is Wiz. Six episodes of Dickinson where he plays death. I don't know what Dickinson is. Dickinson is an Apple TV show about Emily Dickinson. Good Lord. Sorry we're in a good mood. Sorry we're making each other laugh on a comedy podcast. Let's break down the script. We got to break down the script writing. So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We're just having fun, Maze. We don't care who sees. Dickinson. It's not funny that time. I'd maybe leave the sun out. Mike Epps is a repeat offender for How High. And Madam Wurb. Oh, yes, that's right. T.R. T.R.R.? T. Area? T.R.R. Marie. And there are any boys around here on How to Girl. Feel remember that song? Ding, ding, ding. From Lottery Ticket and the Nasty Girl video. In six seasons of Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. Oh, let me tell you something. She was a fixture on Love and Hip Hop Hollywood. We learned that maybe her sanitation department not quite as up to date. Her poop? Nope. Oh. The uh... No, we're good. We're good. We're good. All right. We got it. We're good. Morbius. I would say less detail from you. All right. In general. When it comes to... Oh, everything. Cross the board. Not just on this. Incredibly big and truncated detail. Lunal, repeat offender from That's My Boy and Taken Two. Ah, Pregatius and Taken Two. Andy Milanakis, repeat offender from Waiting. I wish I knew how to quit you. Again, I hope he's doing poorly. On January 26th, 2003, Milanakis decided not to attend his friend's Super Bowl party and instead recorded a video titled quote, The Super Bowl is gay. Posting it to angrynakedpat.com. This is the pre-YouTube era of the turn of the century, bitch. And this clip exploded online, drawing radio interviews. It's probably been a two America situation, but it was everywhere. Catching the eye of a Jimmy Kimmel live writer who booked him for Man on the Street segments and guest spots. That was his viral breakthrough. He was 27 years old. He was 27? Yep. It's like a Levitar joke. How old is he? But I guess that's my point, Zach is. He's now 49. He's 50. Yeah. Andy Milanakis is older. Shit. If Andy Milanakis didn't have the condition. Yes. 5, 7, my ass. Maybe wide. If he didn't have the Arnold Drummond condition and even gone viral. Think he meant Andre Drummond. No, he doesn't have Harry's shoulders. We don't know. I haven't seen his shoulders. No, he wouldn't have. People think he's a kid. The song wasn't witty. It was the song that people thought that a child was singing it. And that's what made it funny. Air quotes. If he was grown with a beard and shit, like if Zach did that shit back in 2002 or whatever. No one would have laughed. No one would have cared. No one would have cared. And I'm funny as fuck. Specifically, he looks like a child. But he's singing a very adult theme kind of song. That's a whole gimmick right there. Just like why he was Man on the Street. Why? Because everyone thought, oh, like, look at this kid with the mouth of a sailor and shit. Oh, no. Intro. Maybe you're right. Maybe too much detail. Actually no intro. No. Yes. He less detailed from you is less detail. Keep it to the point of being mystical from I got the hookup. Yep. That's quite the Wikipedia page there. If you want to read that one far East movement, repeat offender from Tokyo drift. Absolutely. Absolutely repeat offender soundtrack. All right. Sure. Give it to me. I wish I knew how to quit you. I like that they didn't even have individual credits. No. It's just far East movement. I love that. Yeah. That's great. Like a G six. Also this movie was cast by Snoop. Let's be real. Of course. He has no fucking idea who they are. You're like, look at them niggas. Like a G six niggas out here. Like that's all he said. You know how I know? Because I watched the bloopers and he just let him do whatever the fuck he wants. Generous use of movie. I didn't say movie. You did. I said bloopers. No, before that. Okay. Less detail. Accountability. Add it. Add it to the list that will come out and you want me to keep a list of accountability? Well, it's been months already. Afion Crockett, repeat offender from never back down. I wish I knew how to quit you. Clip it, maize. No. Dog. What? He's the beat down DJ. Yeah. He's who played it. Is this the longest gap between Cinephobic appearances? That's probably it. Yeah. He was Richie Suck and what we do in the shadows. Yes, he was. That's right. He was Richie. Yeah. Also he was in pixels, pixels, pixels. Pixels, pixels. We've also got Paul Iacono as Mahatma Chang Greenberg. I thought it was breath. Iacono. Sure. He's from the hard times of RJ burger and do the voice. Samantha cope from revenge for daddy and four episodes of insecure. Alicia Monay Caldwell from basketball girlfriend and samurai cop too. Andre Johnson, get him. A little weapon one, senseless virtuosity. I wish I knew how to quit you. No, but I did get Bishop Don Magic Juan. Old school. Right after next in Starsky and Hutch. He was the founder of the player's ball and winner of Pimp of the Year 13 times in a row. 13 times. Jesus dynasty. When you just create the event, obviously you'll win. Kelly Pantaleoni from how to seduce my cheating husband. Joey Pence. Winston Francis from fist fight. YG Ty Dullesign. Tyga and Chavona Chung as M.I.L.F. Love Don't Cross the Thing. Five episodes of hot sluts and three episodes of insecure. There were five episodes of that. I couldn't make it through 30 seconds. They didn't give him a season finale. I was really upset about that. He didn't like my masturbation joke there. Mack and Devon go to high school was directed by Dylan C. Brown. Or did I like it a lot? Didn't get a season finale. That's the less detail. DCB has directed Boston up and three episodes of power book three raising canine. See Jabari tells me he doesn't have homework. And I know he's not lying because we watch power book three raising canine. They lie on that show all the time. So he knows it's wrong. Seven writing credits on this movie. Seven people. It's 75 minutes long. And none of them have ever written anything before. Well. Because it's a bunch of people got high and started fucking throwing ideas out. Snoop Dogg has two writing credits for the east side is and the underdogs. Spilled with two Gs. Wiz Khalifa has writing credits on two of his music videos. Hooky Brown four episodes of Midnight Mac. Herschel Faber wrote caveman. Caveman did the show that they did out of the Geico caveman. No, I think this was like a movie nobody ever saw. Got it. Jamison Stern, forget me not and bad hurt. Jared Golding, boy toy and holiday heist and Andy Milanakis. Andy Milanakis show. Andy Milanakis wrote all the slow burn dialogue. I tracked that without even reading about it. Faber Stern and Golding has to be a law firm somewhere. Also allegedly, Eunice Kiss who played Mama son is uncredited repeat offender for Tokyo drift. I wish I knew how to quit you. Who should Tokyo? It says racer uncredited. Oh, okay. Synopsis. Race up for Mac and Devon go to high school. A comedy that follows two high school students. One overachiever struggling to write his valedictorian speech. The other a senior now going on his 15th year of school. Sounding the accurate. Which is not accurate. No, he's a 15 year senior. Right. Yep. Not a 15th year of school. Pluto TV's descriptor is rappers snoop dog, a whiskalifa team up to create this ultimate stoner comedy with a star studded hip hop soundtrack. That's more accurate. Even they couldn't hold it together. No taglines. All right. I'm pretty sure this isn't real. The only number I found for budget said $420,000. It obviously wasn't for 20. Wait, 420, but that's the call sign for genius. I've only that joke came up several times during the movie. No box office, but I got DVD sales. Yeah. How many 1.9 million allegedly between DVD and Blu-ray. No fucking way. I had as of August 2012, the DVD had sold 54,641 units in the US. There's no missed opportunity for 42,000 sales for $420,000. Before we jump this movie, listen, rest this podcast. Mac and Devin goes to high school available on Pluto TV. Hey man. Hey man. Hey man. Mac and Devin go to high school receives 0% on one critic review. That's why we're here. We didn't have to be and 62% from the audience and over 1000 ratings. I mean, we'll take the positive or the negative reviews. Well, I'm half a joint that's talking to me. Smoked kind of guy. Give me the positives. Hey John, that's weird. That glass looks half full to me. Wow. Now that you mentioned it, it is half full. User Janet L. 5 out of 5. I love this movie so much. It has a message of a herb mistaken for a drug 10 out of 10. And it teaches you how to be yourself and not care what others think. This person found like a deeper. That's it. Yeah. Wow. They didn't find any punctuation. They smoked it. User Gregory T. 4 out of 5. We all know why we're here. Exactly what you'd expect from a silly low budget stoner in comedy starring Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa. Underrated. No, it can't be. You all know why we're here and underrated. User Hugo G. 5 out of 5 stars. Hugo Gonzalez. Hugo Gonzalez. Man. Great rebounder. I come to America and I watch. No, no. Okay. Less detail. Maracca yourself. No. That's gonna make it worse. If you follow the rule, it's the best movie ever, but you won't remember it. Maybe that's why blank user 5 out of 5 at the surface. It may look like a dumb ass movie movie in quotation marks. If you can even call it that, but if you want to see this one, you stop there. It's a perfect. You have to follow the rules they provide in the beginning. If you do, this won't be a disappointment. And you'll have a great time. Wow. A lot of rule followers blank user 5 out of 5. Best movie that Snoop Benin, Wiz to love it. I think what they meant was Wiz to TOO. Love it. But they spelled it to you. Wiz to love it. Wiz to love it. Maybe you got a wiz to love it. You try peeing on your TV. What? Wiz to like, you got a wiz to love it. No. What do you say after that? Put on your TV. More detail. P on your TV. And you'll love it. Maybe watch it on your laptop. It's felt that you'll love it. Maybe I should have followed Hugo's advice there. If I'd followed the rule, then I wouldn't remember it. That would be great. I wish I didn't remember this movie. Negative reviews. Stop being a pessimist. This thing is not half full. It's half empty. Barbara Schullgasser of Common Sense Media. Oh yeah. Schullgasser up. Rapper sings praises of drug use with sex and language. Oh, get out of here, Barbara. You're sticking the mud. I like that she's the one person that reviewed it, though. Why did you review it, though? I don't know. Why did you review it? Do you want to give it a fair shake? We wouldn't have had to do this fucking movie if she didn't review it. That's a good point. If you just mind your fucking business, Barbara. Oh, is that in 10 years? Well, it's Common Sense Media, so she's warning people. Am I going to come up for nine? No. Parents need to know that the 2011 Mac and Devon go to high school as rapper, soup dogs, unapologetic tribute to the joys and benefits of getting high on marijuana. A case he makes without any real reference to possible drawbacks in the drug's use. Yes, Barbara. That's what they need to do in the movie. He provides a tutorial on weed in its various forms. The nicknames, Kush, Mary Jane, The Green. Women are frequently referred to as, quote, bitches. Fair breasts are shown as high school students have sex and sometimes other students, and in one case, with a prostitute. And language includes fuck, shit, the N-word, pussy, ass, and dick. Is this her review or a means DMs to me? I don't, is it? Oh my god, she keeps going, dude. Damn. But yeah, this is a warning. That's why she reviewed it. Who of her audience needed warning? Parents? Yeah. They will go into the theater. Common sense media. They're providing a service. It's like Mulan and then Mac and Devon go to high school. You know what? I saw this one has some cartoons in it. Let's go. Then you go to parents say, and you got a five star review from Keegan Walker and a four star review from BX Nathan. Real reviews? Yeah. For this movie? This is on the common sense media site. Well, fuck didn't these register? That's two out of three positive. We would never have to do this movie. Well, it's user reviews. Oh, common sense media. You, you bitches. You bees. Blank user, half star out of five. This movie sucks. The random animation scenes with a talking joint ruining the flow of the story are not needed. Acting from Wiz Khalifa isn't good whatsoever. No real story at all. The humor falls flat on its head pretty much every time. Do not go and see this film or watch it on Netflix. Zach, you've been carling her Barbara Schulgasser this whole time. Her name is Barbara Schulgasser Parker. She's married. Hi, finnated name. I just go with what it comes up as on rotten Tomats. Do you guys want to sign up for common sense media for $40 a year? I'm in there right now. I hope your business goes the way of Andy Milanakis. Zach seven reviews from kids age 12 plus five stars. It is really good. But if you are not mature, do not watch. I'm 14. You can't watch without weed. Yes, I smoke weed, but that's not the point. Great move. Great fucking warning, Barbara. Really stop that kid from watching it. It seems like she actually spread the gospel of more people. I've got to warn everybody about COVID. I'm gonna go yelling their face about it. It's March 13th, 2020. Dustin William, 67. It was an adult says drug use is common, but all around good movie. Maybe about smoking weed and other things high school students shouldn't be doing. But regardless, it is a great feel good movie with highly likable characters. We'd place a big part in the high schoolers life, whether it's good or bad. And this movie shines a light on the good side. Guys, we might have to pull an emergency situation here because Barbara Schulgasser co-wrote the 1994 movie ready to wear, which qualifies and is on Pluto TV. Didn't come up as an option for me. Well, no, it's just come up right now and Barbara Schulgasser's profile. I'm saying if we need to pull an emergency e-brake and reroute the podcast to hate on Barbara Schulgasser, we have the opportunity. Zach, the last couple of lines of her bio say her blog full deck is about nothing in particular. Full deck, deck DE deck is about nothing in particular. And she's working on a children's book. She's been relying on common sense media's descriptive reviews to help guide her son's movie viewing for years. Derek W. Two out of five stars. Derek. They're quite interminably long intro. A spliff tells you if you don't have weed handy, you should pause the movie and skin up before proceeding. The spliff is right. There are a few decent gags, but Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong were doing this 40 years ago and doing it better. It's hampered by a lazy script that really doesn't tie anything together. And honestly, it's a waste of Snoop Dogg's talent. Derek W. Must be British. Why? Because he's calling it a spliff and skin up is a British phrase, meaning the act of rolling up a joint. Spliff is not British, but skin up is they call joints. Spliff. I've heard spliff here plenty of time. Yeah. Jamaicans do that. Oh, splits here refer to half tobacco, half wheat, blank user two out of five. This is not a great movie at all. And the worst stoner movie I've seen the soundtrack is okay though. And then blank user one out of five. This is one of the worst films I have not seen. The opening credits went forever. So long. I think I passed out. Yeah, we'll get May's first note by first note. Amine's first note. Everyone's first note after these messages, unless you're a patron subscriber, page on the com slash count the dings, which you get an ad free episode right meow. 200 pounds on your first campaign to get a 200 pound credit. Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead terms and conditions apply. I mean, what is your first note? My girl talking about she want to watch a role man tick comedy. I ain't watching don't love you. Don't be funny buddy. Ask shit with her. May's. What's your first note? This better be our shortest episode in Cinefob decades. This better not go longer than the fucking runtime. No chance of 51 minutes according to Zach. Just for the plot. My first note is an hour and 15 minutes even going to count as a movie. Oh, Zach, how young and naive you were at your first note. I know. Oh man, when you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail. The detail was so rich. It was a rich detail going to incredibly descriptive details of the story. So we all know. Oh, yes. Now it's time for the scenes. Here's what happened. Did this movie start at the beginning, dude? Is this a kangaroo jack to good day USA situation? Why is this animated? Same note to not only why is this animated. I thought literally I'm catching this midway through the story somehow. Yeah, it just launches into talking. I'm like, oh, shit, a talking joint. Is that a banana? No, it's a joint slams the door says stay out. And this girl is trying to fuck up my day talking about she want to watch a romantic comedy. Get the fuck out of here. I ain't watching no lovey dovey funny bunny ass shit with her. Anyway, sorry, everyone. Let me probably introduce myself. This is slow burn. Hello, exposition aka spliffy, the helpful paper clip program on your computer. Yeah, the learning machine, the movie watching guy for this movie. Is this the fifth wall? What it? What are we doing here? And then surfboards off the blackboard onto the desk. He becomes a 3D rendered crappy animation as opposed to a two dimensional chalkboard animation. There's a folding chair made out of $100 bill. Is this the Pluto TV voice? Mystical. Hope not. He's entering the movie. He's telling us the cast. He's giving us the title. Was this in theaters? No. Okay. He's telling you to go get popcorn and soda in your house. Wrong. You're missing one key ingredient, nigga. How you gonna watch a motherfucking weed movie without no motherfucking weed? Get your papers, your bones, your bones, your blunts, some fat ass nugs of that good, good and spark that shit up. You don't play baseball without no bat. Is this the biggest fourth wall break ever? You get paid to hit the ball, not swing the bat. You don't watch a 3D movie without 3D glasses. Absolutely. Think of the watch where it's Bon is watching the chipmunks movie. Here's the official weed game. Every time someone else talk or breathe, take a hit. Yeah, it's literally smoke the entire movie. Okay. Cool. Two minutes and 15 seconds in. We haven't even gone to the opening credits. A curtain closes, but then he's still talking. Yeah. The curtain closes behind the joint, right? And then it opens. Are we supposed to believe these videos of people talking or asking Mac for weed? Yeah. Is this FaceTime? No. At first I thought this was testimonials about, Oh man, Mac's got the best weed. Then I realized, no, they're talking to Mac. Then I realized, Oh no, this is supposed to be a POV of Mac in the hallway and people coming up to Mac for weed, but it's just shot on someone's phone. Basically. Wiz gets on a short school bus. That's not a joke I'm making. It's literally a short school bus. Yellow bus riders. Cammy O's a horseman, by the way. YG is in there. In the random videos, Wiz is wearing a button up nerd shirt. Wiz looks so damn old. Yeah. He's supposed to be in high school. And then I saw Snoop. And for a brief second, I thought Snoop is the drug dealer that hangs around high schools and sells to the kids. Yeah. Better character development plot development. I don't know. We got to break down the script writing. Oh, you need him in the class? I guess. He's riding a purple and gold bike. Am I to believe that Snoop is 33 years old in this movie? Yeah. His character. 15th year senior. Huh. What's more believable? Snoop is 33 or Wiz is 18. Both are more believable than the idea that I didn't want to blow my brains out watching this movie. That's not the question, Zach. What does this take place by the way? We didn't really get any clarity there. Where? Yeah. Like what's the name of the school? What city? Well, there's a freeway. I don't know that there's any way to know what city it's in. Well, I mean, they did ride on the chalkboard Los Angeles, California before. Oh, that's right. Yeah. More people asking Mac for weed. More people talking to a camera snoop is oldest fuck on this bicycle. Wiz has old school notes app on a iPad. Massive is to do list valedictorian speech, chem lab experiment, Ashley question mark. Not sure dramatic reveal as he types it out and then waits two beats to add the question mark. I missed the old notepad. Yeah, me too. I loved it. But it looked like a notepad nerd with thick glasses, chickens out on asking Mac for weed. Oh, comedy. Black comedy. That's a horseman. Hey man, that's comedy. Yeah. Executive producer is big snoop dog. Yeah. But it was written by snoop dog. Yeah. At least two different people. Different guys. Mom drops off a kid at school. That's a milf. Why would you call her a milf? Because that's her character name. Oh, okay. More people confessional videos. I got one some kush. YG only has pesos. Good morning. How's my favorite milk doing today? Stressed. She buys weed from him. The school is N period hail high school. You get it? Wait, hold on. And inhale. But that's what you do when you universe. You've done it again. Took seven writers to get that. There's so much depth to that name. I can't wait to reveal that to you guys in the trivia. Five minutes and 20 seconds. The movie is finally starting. Has snoops saying hi to everybody in the hallway. He's a full on adult in his 30s. Well, hitting on high school. Well, the character, the characters in his 30s. Yeah. He rides his bike into the school. Everyone's dapping him up. I love the laziness of him sitting on a motionless bike that's attached to a dolly attached to the camera. What do you mean? Sitting there not moving, not pedaling as the whole bike moves on a conveyor belt down the fucking hallway. He can't ride a bike or you can't shoot it that way or why is he on the get off the bike? Just have him walk. Why is he dead? Is that so fucking difficult? He mean mugs whiz that causes whiz to bump into Andy Milanochis in a wheelchair. Is he fucking Drake? Is he fucking Drake? And somehow this hot cheerleader really likes it. This 40 year old cheerleader. Well, Andy's 40. Yeah, that's a good point. Cut to assistant principal skin flutes office. Two ends on it. And I said, you know what? Golden dumpster. Your braid has been doubled the first six and a half minutes. Your bar is so low. It's so low. And this is without following the rule. Yeah. Imagine if you'd followed the rules. He's trimming bonsai trees. Terminus bush. That shit does not look like a bonsai tree. I'm not yet. Never takes down a Mac for president poster on his door. Snoop parks his bike, calls a girl over in case you weren't sure like Zach that his name was assistant principal skin flute. Let's have his name again on the door and let's zoom in on it and let's linger for about five seconds. Get to 60. I never knew it would be a horse. I'd like to get to a 40 right now to get to this fucking movie. He's given her a boost into an office window cut to Mike Epps classroom. Whole school hasn't messed up. Main season. Plain. He's shit. Far East movements at the chalkboard claiming they didn't do shit. They're all ass on and matching outfits with suspenders and shades because that's what they wear in their music video. So you got to stay consistent so people know who the fuck you are. Mike Epps is wearing the same yellow shirt that Dr. Smart Cookie had on in crossover. Oh, how about that? Snoop is looking for his confiscated cush in the assistant principal's office. Hello, exposition. Does his jacket have all the years he was supposed to graduate crossed out on the sleeve? Yes, it does. Every year he adds another patch to it. The white girl accidentally clicks on the intercom and we get disembodied porn sounds. Yeah. Oh, wow. You know I'm ready, my daddy. Pop. It sounds like they're having sex, but they're just looking for the weed. Feast your eyes on my big, fat, long, succulent, mouth wide. In the pootie tank. I've never seen anything double on tundra the whole time, boys. New in town. Stop listening to that. Yo, that dude is crazy. Just stuff it in there and get to suck it. No way you ain't. Everyone on campus is horribly listening alone, including Mike Epps who's ass off. Turns out some massive blunt comedy, more in your window, skin flute, rushing back to his office. She smokes it CGI. Oh yeah. Absolutely. CGI smoking as a horseman walks in the office. He says Mac with his ass fully on and snoops to skinny dick on the board. I think it says E equals MC to the power of four 20 comedy. Is it? You get it? I don't because MC squared is the classic formula, but this has turned it into a weed joke. Horseman laid the song when all else fails. More videos of people asking for weed. Clip this guy because he's a Lewis Pinoch. Max, the word around this high school is that you have the finest push in all the land. Put me up, Mac. I know you got it. I am prepared to pay you in chain mail, a quiver of arrows, three broad swords and two oxen. And then the next guy says, I got a couple of fat bitches and one midget in the car. You can fuck anyone you want. You know what I'm saying? Just let me just hold that answer to, to, you know, just Friday. Andy's in the locker room with Wiz. Andy's smoking. Wiz is going over his tale of two cities, ass valedictorian speech. Also, there's some JFK in there. He's fucking it up. It's time for him to write a new speech. They won't even fade the music out. They just let the song play the whole time. It's like a NBA show on ESPN. Andy says his speech sucks. Ashley rushes over. How's the speech going? Need to nail it. They want to stay together. He's got to go to Yale. Hello, exposition. As everyone knows, Yale doesn't do acceptance letters for smart cookies until the valedictorian speeches can be analyzed. Yeah. Dad made a call to his connect. Oh, daddy. Going off some recent movies we've done. Okay. Well, college month is back in case you were wondering. A lot of college crossover. This movie tripping. Now these three movies, uh-oh, they don't really seem to know how careful college works. Careful. What are you trying to say? I'm not trying to say anything. I'm just curious. Connecting dots. You're saying that Van Wilder knows how college works. Dead man on campus. Well, I'm talking about acceptance admissions things. Accepted. Well, that definitely was not a college movie. That's a grift movie. That's a fraud movie. And white people, we do fraud. There's one thing we know how to write about. Whoa. Brought up race. She says best part of high school experience is her. Imagine how amazing it would be when they're engaged and have matching diplomas on the wall. You fucking nerd. No pressure though. Don't fuck it up. We're all dump you. Just kidding. Sort of. Sort of. And then she walks away and immediately he receives a text from ice cube about the end of the, I mean, I mean, sorry. That's not a text. It's not. What was it? It's an instant message. Oh, God. Is this so far back? No, they had text. They for sure had text, but they're not using it. I don't know. Is this product placement or is this made up bullshit to be using moco space instant messenger? I don't put it past them. I don't know what that is, but this feels like a Boyla Miha PB2 when she's texting. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. The guy about with the party. Yeah. I counter with mazes suspicion because this is exactly the kind of project where the stars would be invested in like let's plug every single thing that we have in here. Also wouldn't be surprising to me that they created an instant messaging platform about four years after that shit died. We get a slow burn interruption. Do you know what that is? It's the controlling bitch alert. Attention gentlemen, please ask the ladies to give us a brief moment. We will only be a second bitches. Thank you. Come on now. Come on player. That go for your girl too. I look at your girl sitting right there. Come on man. Now. Okay. They gone. Cool. Now look, this some serious shit, man. Devon is in some deep doodle. There's a huge population of controlling bitches on this earth and they keep expanding. And you know what? It's our motherfucking fault. If you a nigga like that and you got a bitch like that, get the fuck out now. Either get them in line to kick them to the motherfucking curve. Amen. Hallelujah. This is one of the first times I thought this was a lot. We get another one later of even more BPM bitches per minute. Yeah. He's got a fedora on. Is that a fedora? Yeah. Well, like a pimps fedora. It's something. A very loud hat with a feather in it and a cane. Look at this photograph. We'll get into it. Zebra print on the hat. Yeah. And is giving dating advice like the mystery lion. Moco space was a my space ripoff that had games, chat and instant messaging. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. 2005 founded. Told you guys before I had friends who for years kept re signing me up for blackplanet.com newsletters and email notifications. We're back to school. Skin flu is filling something out, staring at snoop. Know what I'm filling out? Order for some medium sized condoms. Comedy. No. These are your expulsion papers. Expulsion for what? Being awesome. Breaking and entering. Cobra formula. That should have a narcotic narcotic full. Last I checked that it was legal in California. Kind of exposition that he's been in high school for 15 years. 15 years. And our exposition or as we call it a double van wilder, your 15 year tenure at this school is over. Now I call that helpful exposition. He's 30 plus the character. Right. No, that's 50 plus. Here comes principal. Luneau the poll rank on him. Yeah. This student always seems to get off with you. Does he? She wants a few minutes with them. This is my office. You want to remain your office? Her name is principal Cummings. Oh, get it. Wait. Is she hitting on him? She's groping him. Our hands are all over him. Yeah. That's sexual assault. I'm groping. I'm groping. I'm groping. Intro. Knock at the door. Snoop says they better see who that is. She says to meet her in office after school today. In comes a hot woman. Ask her if he works there. Ms. Huck. This pink club dress. She's a substitute teacher. Yes. What? But only for AP chemistry and for the rest of the year. So that's not a substitute. It's a new hire. A new teacher. He claims he's the athletic director. Hopefully you'll see her around campus. There's a nerd getting bullied. Snoop has students taking hits off green chemicals in a beaker lit on fire. Yeah. He lights a beaker of green food coloring and then green CGI smoke gets breathed and then exhaled. Zach's hands are over his face as he leaned back away from the camera and the microphone. He made a sound like Frankenstein right before he said, hold on. Let me tell you my side of the story. Let me give you my vantage point. I love this stupid. All right. Fuck. Wiz says improper use of class glass. Where's a hazard? He's a nerd. That's all that is. You're a style hazard. Motherfucking outfit. Snoops in the class because Huck is here. You're not smart enough to be in this class. How you know? Because you've been in high school for like half a century. Ms. Huck comes in. Introduce yourself. Mr. Luzner met with a tragic chemical accident. And now I'd like you all to do an experiment. Same note, too. My nice. I should. Clip it. I'd like you all to do an experiment on a plant, something that may benefit mankind. And if you would devise something that groundbreaking, I guarantee you a A in this course. They have the final grade research project. Guys, you'll never believe who got paired up. Mac and Devin. Oh, yeah. They're going to high school. What? With all due respect, this parent could jeopardize my entire future. Wiz is so fucking unbelievably ass on. Reacting to getting paired up with Snoop Dogg. This is not fair because you using the word react implies that something happened on Wiz's end. And this motherfucker's comatose. Yeah. He's on another level, though. He's catatonic. You know how you said your bar is so low, Zach? That skin flute could be a golden dumpster. My bar was on the floor and then Wiz opened his fucking mouth. And I said, okay, you are the front runner. The bar is on the floor. And somehow he limboed under it. He's in the basement. I didn't know I had one. He jumped into the ground and dug a tunnel like he's fucking Bugs Bunny. Get under that bar. It's a mound of dirt moving across the room. His competition for valedictorian interrupts them. Two geniuses banging brains. Only one can stand and come. What are you talking about, Mahima? That's Mahatma Chang Greenberg to you. Learn it. Last time Wiz checked, I'm top of the class. Greenberg is taking seven AP classes, one A minus from Wiz and it's his. Your ass is mine. Why you want my ass to do all types of things to your ass? Uh-uh. Homophobia. Did you guys skip skin fluke coming and asking Huck out to dinner? She declines. He says, so that's a maybe then as he walks away, he exposition's very encouraging. Let us know that he's encouraged. Snoop gives lead to Don Magic Wand in the library. I have no idea where they are. I said Snoop bribes a janitor into putting him into AP chemistry because the guy's wearing the fucking janitor outfit. It says magic on it. It does say magic on it. He's got a name tag. Wiz catches up with Snoop says they have to study tonight. Meet me at nine o'clock on the corner of why don't you and blow me. The laziest writing ever. We got to break down the script writing. He goes up to the substitute now permanent chemistry teacher, Miss Huck with a dime bag. Just teacher and tries to bribe her and she says, sorry, I don't date students. I'll drop out. I don't date liars either, Mr. Athletic Director. You want to go out with me? You got to graduate high school. On our exposition. What? Stakes. Apologies to the last scene. This is the laziest writing ever. What? Lazy writing is a horseman. What writing? And then she's in a confiscated suite. Snoop stares at her ass and says, good googly goo. Should we put that next to norm on the board? No, please don't put anything from this movie on the board. Well, Snoop walks in. Wow. Let the learning begin. You can't smoke in here, young man. I don't worry about it, baby. I got a medical condition. What condition is that? Oh, boy, here comes teacher. I got an addiction. I'm addicted to granny Poonani. And then she says, really? Like Charlie Day? Really? Yeah. Great reaction from her. He's calling him D Street. Graduation thing is important. Snoop does the desk tap thing. That's a quintessential asshole move. That's ass off. You walk up to someone. Usually you do it at work, but I guess it works at school. And you tap their desk. What's up, man? What we doing for lunch? It's the most annoying shit. All the assholes do it. He pulls it off perfectly. He wants to graduate now because of Miss Hook. And he says, just hook me up with the knowledge, college. Wiz is so ass off on the computer. He reminds me of Erie Spears. Wiz starts having a problem with a candy machine. He has blood sugar issues. Snoop offers him a weed brownie that, of course, uh-oh. Wiz doesn't know it's a weed brownie. Guys, I don't know how brownies are really any type of weed edibles work. Well, then this is the movie for you, Amin. Can anyone get me up to speed on that? New horsemen I'd like to introduce. My note saying, clip it, I guess. No. No, man. That's just no. When they toast their weed brownies, we get a champagne glass clink sound effect. We sure do. And Slowburn is going to give us a full-on PowerPoint presentation on a rendered laptop about how edibles work. Fucked up goodies that get you fucked up. More intense. Good writing. I want you to ask your friends if they made you feel like cartoon mermaids was using a sexy little tail to play ping pong with your brain. That's what I thought. Spoiler alert. I didn't write anything from the spliffy interludes. I'm going to pause it that this joint, this spliffy, is on something a little stronger than weed. Just looking at the way the eyes twitch. Yeah, those eyes are. Road twitch. 34 and a half minutes later, the fish island is back. Marlin vision is back. Oh my God. I didn't get 34 and a half. Is there something I'm missing here? I don't know. Like halfway to 69. It's not an exact amount of time. You don't know when an edible is going to kick in. Got it. And they're going to be really strong. He's making snow angels on the floor. Snoop walks over. There's nothing there. Let's know you had weed. You feeling it, huh? Feeling what? Feeling the cobra formula. Does he give me a couple synonyms? Because I really like a barrage. Green goddess, contra goodies, kush cakes, herb or derbs, kind cookies. Ass on whiz freaks out. marijuana. Marijuana. Does that mean I'm high as a kite? Now we get the camera is attached to his body, but it's facing him and it's the white angle lens. Oh, he moves around all crazy. Oh my God. He's underwater in the hallway swimming through bumps into a woman. I haven't talked about this. I've mentioned in my plot summary, a lot of breaking the fourth wall. Let me just pass on the plot summary. Oh, cool, man. I've been looking forward to this. I'm excited for mine as well. Yo, Mac, it's like I got this track playing in my head. It's perfectly synchronized to my head. What? Let me hear the song. Snoop kind of knows it. And then they begin singing along. As this scene is going on, I know we've been saying that whiz is ass on. Yeah. It got exponentially to the 420th power, more ass on in this. Whiskalifa 64. Yeah, they're tall. They're both tall. Sure. That's why they're friends. I didn't know whiz in high school. But here we are. There's robot bleep bloop sound effects. Let that feeling feel good. The shit in your head is dope. Cut to a music video. Outfit changes, music video intermission. Snoop's dressed like the Oakland A's. And we're at the Hospital Town Show. We are. But it's in the middle of the movie this time. It's Andy Phat won in a wheelchair. And Miss Huck is there with backup dancers. Yeah. And blonde afros. And now the terrible acapella singing has been auto tuned to death. This is not like how high. A lot of Snoop's lyrics are about his bra doing his homework or taking the SATs for him. Because he's in high school. I didn't write down shit. I did laugh when I'm not paying 100% attention that Archbishop Dodd-Watt appears for five seconds at the very end. I said, is that the janitor? And then it's over. Wait, what? Snoop's service is dick. Or get to 60. Can't we give him more than five seconds? What happened? Why is there a Munchie the Munchie's food truck on campus of a high school? We are not on campus anymore. OK. Call Wiz Khalifa, Leonardo DiCaprio, compared to this woman trying to act. I don't know what happened the first time she tried to talk. Clip it. Because that's the perfect way of describing what happened. Hey, Big Mac, how you doing, sexy? Good, Mama. I think they just showed my brother from another mother to wear the weed. All right. Is it a Lewis Pinnock? I don't know. Did she blow the line? I don't know. That's not what she blew. Oh, I don't know what's happening. Mac orders the usual two Scooby snacks with special sauce. Wiz needed weed. He's been stressed over the stupid speech. Snoop's caption says, Valley, Victorian. Two different words. Comedy. The song is back. Then we've got some Dave Yeagers walking around. The song never left. Everybody expects me to talk about the good times in high school. He hasn't had any good times. Snoop does this every minute of his fucking day. He doesn't worry about the future. He basks in the moment. You don't worry about the future? And I said, you're asking if the guy who's been in high school for 15 years worries about the future. What is smart cooking? Doctor of smart cooking. Snoop starts reiterating the lyrics from the song. He literally recites the lyrics. I swear to God, you go back to another fucking music video. I'm turning this off. And perhaps the laziest writing ever. Snoop recites the hook as dialogue. While the song is playing in the back, golden dumpster. What? It went echo round for me. So far off the spectrum on his side. You can't believe they did it. Oh my God! What did Frankenstein say? No, not that I went down. So what we get drunk? So what we don't sleep? We're just having fun. We don't care who sees. Cut the tattoo, Barla! What? Which is how the fuck did we get here? And Snoop Dogg says we flew. Lazy, riding horsemen. His first tattoo is a face tattoo. So now they're going to slowly give him his own tattoos back. A high schooler getting a face tattoo for their very first tattoo when they've been a nerd this whole fucking time is the equivalent of Eddie Murphy getting his nipple sucked before they even kiss. Question, clarification. What if instead of a face tattoo, he gets a special kind of pen that erases the makeup that covers the existing face tattoo? No, no, no. He's a young high school kid. That is all weathered and faded because it's been there for fucking 30 years. No, no, no. That's a fresh tattoo. That's what the tattoos look like. Also, I think the guy giving the tattoos Hector. Yes, that Hector. The Hector from every single movie who's always credited as Hector. Cut to Snoop's home, which of course is an apartment. He's in his 30s. Is it an apartment or is it a room off of someone's garage? You're asking great questions. But there is a secret wall with a massive grow room. Yeah. So maybe now we're in a shed behind the house. I'm not sure what's happening. They start talking about weed and I'm not that familiar with weed. I wish we could get an explanation from, I don't know, not one of them, but someone else. Oh, so you want to hear from slow burn again? Yeah, let's get slow burn and do it. No, not slow burn. I'm a little slow burned out. Not slow burn? No. You want a different character to come in and exposition about the different types of weed. You know who's intro music that is captain Cush and his intro music is not. So what we get high is soldier boy Travis Barker, soldier boy. Clap it. He's going to try to bully me into cliffing the soldier boy remix. All right. Now watch this fucking movie. So if a beyond Crockett got his costume from spirits Halloween, Oh my God. it would look more sophisticated and professional. And it's nuts. That what he's wearing right now. Basically, he'd been green face with some plastic shaped like a leaf around his head. And a green jumpsuit. Inica versus Sativa. Oh my God. There's two different kinds. Hello exposition. Why are there penis shaped mushrooms and penis shaped trees in this animation? You know why? Okay. It's actually a Rorschach test. So they're not mushrooms? Oh, I thought it was heated rivalry. When snaps out of it. He forgot his books at school. This is when he has a study session, but nope. That was whatever. We're back to captain Cush. I usually start my late night study session right now. I usually start my late night Bong session right now. Comedy. Map of Afghanistan and Pakistan. I don't think this part is historically accurate. No. What do you mean? Of how bin Laden got caught according to captain Cush. He's smoking weed? No, I don't think that's what happened. It's official. Zero dark 30. Watch it. I did. He's rolling a joint outside. As he's licking the joint, that's when they crash in. I guess clip this maze as he's explaining Sativa. Now we've got a montage of them smoking bongs and smoking joints. And I'm sorry if this kid has never smoked before, he's dead. Now they're wearing eyes wide shut masks. Same note to same note to since Snoop is talking with a Jamaican accent. He's talking about the leaves hitting like boxers. And then the analogies are because they will knock you the fuck out. Get to 40. They rewind and show the same hit again. He's talking like Snoop lion. Had he done Snoop lion yet at this point? I can't remember. Now Captain Kush is talking about green room nutrients. And he's swinging out of a plant food jug. Can it be swinging if there's no actual liquid? That's a good question. Because they can't be bothered to even put water in it. And we get a Foley sound effect. Well, they're already paying the sound effect guy. Now that I got Captain Kush in there, we're not going to get spliffy for a while, right? Snoop hits a THC vape. Check out this new James Bond shit. Auto. Big time also. Oh my God. That's a vape. Take two more hits. One hit later, he's snoring. Wiz breaks the fourth wall in his dream. Snoop is dreaming about Miss Huck and lingerie. Snoop is singing a little song now. Is this another song? He's in the hallway in slow motion. They're about to kiss. And then a flaming graphic of Lunel wakes him up because it turned into a nightmare. You get more testimonials. The only one that I care about here is the Swedish hippie broad. And this guy's ass off. I don't know why. I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for the weed you'll give me today. No. That's a burger. What's the name of that? Blimpy? Not Blimpy. What's his name? In Popeye. Not Pluto. Pluto TV. Pluto? No, Pluto was the bully. Right. I thought about the alcoholic who likes burgers. Wimpy. Wimpy. Who was an alcoholic, right? Of course. They masked it up with, oh, he just likes burgers. No. Who was an unhoused alcoholic. I'm begging for cheeseburgers, man. Disheveled as fuck. White nerds fighting over a joint. Wiz in the mirror in the locker room, quoting philosophers giggling to himself. Socrates. Silly me. I thought the white guys were going to play some bigger role in this. Nope. That was it for them. Yep. I am what I am what I am. Another Popeye reference. He smells weed from Andy Milanakis. Joins him. Who's sitting in the exact same spot as the last time still smoking a joint. Is it supposed to be the bathroom and they just had a locker room and said, fuck it. Yes. Okay. Wiz asked if he minds when people call him knees down. How did he know that his name was knees down? Hello, exposition. And he's going to explain it even more. Jenny Billings. Talk drawing. He's banging a girl in a bathroom. Now I want to explain something to you guys here. Okay. He tells her, you're my little white bitch as he's having sex with her. Yeah. Now this is funny. It's actually very funny because you see he's a white, fat, high school kid in a wheelchair. So it's hilarious that he would then be calling. He's not a high school kid. He's sporty, but he's playing a fat white high school kid. I hope severe gout is a daily occurrence. Too late. I hope massive kidney failure. Also achieved. You got to go higher. You got to go further type four diabetes. I think that's what discovered it. I think it's a double dose of two. Wait, there's more. The exposition is that he's only paralyzed from the knees down. So he can have sex. Yeah. Mike Epps is grading bad tests saying your mom should have aborted you. Snoop and erupts. More exposition. Hello exposition. And he's a 15 year senior. Okay. So is he nevermind? Are you asking about the continuity? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because Snoop later on in the bloopers lets us know he don't give a shit about continuity. I'm not making that up. I mean quoting the bloopers like it's gospel. That's the canon. I mean using bloopers like some writers use footnotes in a book. Yeah. Sighting bloopers. Yeah. Minute nine 13. Soup said. The first act of the bloopers. Snoop says his breath smells like cigarettes, booty and donuts. He gives him weed and a cut out part of a book. Epps gives him a white binder with massive text that says math final exam answer key. Which shows up to snoops apartment slash garage unit. There's no door. This is a beaded curtain. He's got the experiment for an alternative energy source can change everything. And if he can devise something groundbreaking, can we watch the saint? It's also about alternative energy. Is it on Pluto TV? The same. The same. The same. Gonna change everything. Gonna change the world. Wiz is using a dropper. He's pointing to an equation on a dry race board. They need their catalytic ingredient jargon nonsense. Bang energy. Are we doing this with silence in the background? Or maybe there's a melodic kind of accompaniment. A what? Perhaps. A song. Some people show up and they start smoking competitively. Andy, a tootsie, tie dollar sign and YG plus the kid that smoked the beaker in science class with Snoop Dogg who is in seven episodes of six feet under. What's happening? It's a 30 and you'll have tathalon. This is the pot fest that we never got the sequel to beer fest. First event is style. By the way, it's the only event. This is like Bill Bellamy's how to be a player. His rules. Yeah. Rule number one. Knees down is the two time defending champ. This is just to get us to a girl farting. Yes. But before that, the first guy blows the disembodied voice of Snoop saying, Nick, is that Saturn? Hello, exposition. I laughed. Tie dollar sign might have won ass off with his stoned look of amazement at nothing, aka CGI Saturn. He wasn't acting. He didn't know the cameras were rolling. I understand Zach, but this is what we're dealing with in this movie. Snoop does a ghost, by the way. Andy Melanak is supposed to CGI smoke gun. Is that from modern warfare? You know who wins ass off in this movie is the smoke ghost. Oh, that motherfucker was incredible. Is that Casper? And then Andy puts a blunt to the girl's ass. She farts out brown smoke. He sucks it up, gets a 10. What are we watching? I don't know. Shotgun cocking sound effect. And now we're back to removing makeup from Wiz Khalifa's body. No, no, no, he's getting tattoos on me. Oh, oh, is that what's happening? This is not makeup. This is primitive blur digital effect. And there's a weird super imposed hand. It's like two different shots. It's drawing on the digital blurring. It's almost like these tattoos are already there and they're removing makeup after suggesting that he's getting the tattoos. As he comes out, Snoop is obediently waiting like a dog outside, staring off at the distance. Now Wiz Khalifa is shirtless in his trademark cargo shorts. Snoop tells him you did that. Thanks. Transition back to science. But guys, the greatest renewable energy source has already been made. What's that? Pussy. Cobra formula. Get up in the morning. You think about pussy. Nothing, whatever. Well, when we make this experiment work, you know what we're going to get a lot of? Oh, co-reformula again. I guess they tattoos. Cut to them in a dentist chair. Yeah. Why not? They're sucking nitrous. So confused. Zach, Zach, how dare you truncate the end of the scene where Wiz Khalifa dumps some random shit in a beaker. It foams up and he goes, fuck. Snoop is doing gibberish like Rocky and Rocky five. I wish I have no idea what he's talking about. Animated purple tweety birds and there's a purple bunny bouncing around. The medicinal mix with the medical space age shit. It becomes an aglactic. It's happening in a nice distorted. Not the whole thing. Boy, super fragilistic. Next level high. They're Kirk and Spock. She's Darth Vader. Ashley hits a blizz. Clip this. This is an eruption. Golden dumpster. No. Fucking bitch. Is that the bitch paging you again? That's the bitch again, man. This is what I want to do. I want us to go to another planet called Pimp, Ateria. And once we go there, hand me the telephone and let me tell you how I would address the bitch. Oh shit. Hello. Yeah, bitch. Where's my money, bitch? No bitch. High bitch. Bye bitch. And in case you didn't get it, let me text it to your bitch. Why can't I just say stuff like that, man? High bitch. Bye bitch. No bitch. Bitch bitch bitch. Bitch. Of course, it mean Golden Dumpster this. The only part that is a Golden Dumpster is when he says, I just say bitch in there. It's one butt. One touch. This, you left. The bar is so low. Cut back to Snoop's place. There's an Obama painting now. No, it's been there. All right. Maybe I followed the rule too much. She shows up freaking out as tattoo Ashley. Oh Ashley. Yeah. How did she find him? The find me app. Snoop calls her a stalker. I am warning you, Devin Overstreet. Your very future hangs in the balance. She says, who is this man holding you against your will? And I said, you know what? That's the first good question of this fucking movie. Cause there is an adult who has been grooming a child. Oh, he's 18. Getting them intoxicated this entire time. Well, not just him. To do what? There's a bunch of them that come over, including another 40 year old. That's just once a year. Oh, that's right. Third annual. I am tattooed. She threatens to count to five. Snoop counts for her. Then threatens to break a bitch. When she says, have you been drugged? Says you better believe it. He's drugged like a motherfucker. I said, then there's the last name. We get that on tape. We get that into the wire. Man, let's go get some bitches. Cut to, Lord of Siam. A shady alley. And how do we know it's shady? Cause he says, why are you taking me down this shady alley? This security guard has an insanely long suit vest on. Look at this photograph. The Barbie vest. This is a massage parlor. He's negotiating with the owner of the parlor. Mama son. Oh, they haggle about good, good. Oh, would you, you just talking about him? What about for you? Are you gay? Look, baby, I love women. I love women. Women, women, women. I just don't pay for pussy. And I give Wiz ass off for the way he says. I don't pay for pussy either. I don't think that was written. I think. I don't pay for pussy either. What you mean? You don't pay for the pussy. Everybody pay for the pussy. Pussy make the world go round. I got 350 on. Okay. What kind of girl you like? I'm not really sure. Come, I just give you white girls. USDA approved. No MSG. Okay. I take care of him. Can I? He's not gonna go. Go go. And you, you pay for your friend. And the pussy, but you don't get no pussy for you. I give you what you like. I break your ball into eight pieces. Her accent is all over the place. You want to demonstrate how she just sounded? I'll break your ball into eight pieces. That's not sexy, Zach. Massage parlor order says that to me. I'm leaving. Beat the pussy up, please. And this quote unquote massage is a topless lap dance. While he's gonna massage table with his face in the hole and stuff. No, he's on a bench. Almost looks like a sauna. And now he's having sex with there. More like a couch. With leather wall. He's receiving texts from, or sorry, excuse me, instant messages. Mocos. During sex. And then he puts the phone down and exhales who was stressful. He also motorboats. He does not in the script. Dupoffers the bouncer hit. He can't smoke on the job. Wiz comes out for juvenated. They dap. This adult woman just had sex with a teenage boy. Boy's 18. We don't know that. Dr. It doesn't matter. You could be 17. He'd be 16. Your suspension of disbelief is working so well that you believe that they're both high school students. Well, they both technically are high school students. They kick you out at some point, right? I don't think people get held back anymore, by the way. I don't think that even exists. I think they just move them along. They definitely don't allow you to be 30 in high school. Why? Are there certain complications there that might arise? There's laws. Yeah. Wiz comes out and he says, I got a confession though. That was my first time. With a masseuse. With a vagina. Because Ashley's been saving herself from marriage and they could have just stopped there and I'd be like, oh, okay. That's fairly humorous, but no. Sometimes you got to go the extra mile for the laugh. Let's do two. But just fuck her in her ass. Go on, Medi. I put anal. They're about to celebrate. Cops show up flashing lights. We get this weird rag time. Benny Hill? Benny Hill type situation is Wiz, I guess looks for a place to hide while sped up. Maybe. He can't hide. He gets arrested. Cop is talking to shit for going out for a little late night beef jerky. What? I got more than that. That's good. I'll keep that in mind while I write up my report. Cut to jail. Prisoner wonders which one he gets to fucking the ass first. It's a fuckhouse. You mean fake phase on love? Fakes on? Phase on like. Phase on fond. So what we get drunk? So what we don't sleep? We're just having fun. We don't care who's seen. Snoop says calm down. I am down. Rock bottom down. I gave my virginity to a stripper got thrown in jail. I ruined my life. I thought she was a masseuse. Secondly, you gave your virginity to Ashley's A piece. Can you be a virgin if you've fucked an ass? And then Snoop says that and I said, same note too, bro. I know I've been cool before, but you had a future. I'm not trying to end up like you 15 years in high school. Hey guys, I think this is the third act setback. What? When was the first act over? Then he gets bailed out immediately afterward and Snoop can't believe it. Phase on like waves to snoop in the cell. More. Spliffy. He's a drawing on the cell wall. He's also in jail. More recaps position. Spliffy cannot believe that a groomed teenage boy turned his back on his captor. Bell rings back with Ashley giving us exposition. I know you're sorry. Yes. I forgive you. You don't have to say anything. I'll say what happened with my lines. Don't worry about it. Please don't deliver more lines. We got a breakdown to script writing. Their future is still intact. My dad's old frat brother. Oh daddy. Golfs with the mayor. Call the DA. Charges dropped. Membership and club Ashley has its privileges. Max going to take the fall. He tried to ruin your life. Right. I mean, it's not like he tried to force me to do anything. And I said, oh, then she holds up a green. Animal box and said somebody's going to get some if he's lucky. Same guilt free fun without all the mess. Is this a Truman show commercial? Why don't you let me fix you some of this new mo cocoa drink. All natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners. What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to? I've tasted other cocos. This is the best. What the hell does this have to do with anything? Are we to believe the times before there was a lot of, you know what? Fewer details. Sexy Dennis and food truck tootsie. Bail snoop out of jail. They want to get it on. He says I'm currently a one hoe bro. I said, oh, who's this one? Oh, same note to at first. I thought it was the other one figured it out later on. It's miss. Huck. Oh my God. Because it's been so long since we've had any sort of interactive. It was Huck. Completely forgot about it. The Zach is lying on his back like Rebecca de Mornay in the coffin and I am. Tits up. Tits up. The food truck tootsie says, what am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to do? And Steve says, I don't know. What about her? And then she locks up ass on by pretending to make out with this woman. Yeah. They kind of hug and then maybe fall down or something. I thought they're fighting it first. Back to Snoop HQ, a room off of a garage somewhere. Snoop lights a blunt makes the light bulb turn on with ash. Oh shit. Oh my God. Something a truly groundbreaking. Here come three credits for Snoop. Writing, directing, acting, writing, producing. Act as cut to miss Huck's class for their final presentation jargon jargon jargon. Alternative fuel, natural substances, couldn't find a catalyst, stabilized compounds, super charged fuel. Our friend, Mahatma Chang Greenberg, asks what the magical catalyst was. And Q Snoop, finishing up the cobra formula. Yep, same note too. Coming through the door with a nug held it off. Yo, tonight, tetrahydrocannabina. Isn't that the main chemical in marijuana, motherfucker? Also known as THC. Zach loves this when someone who wasn't part of the conversation walks in. Oh, is he just waiting outside the door? Now what I did was I cross-pollinated genetically superior weed to create master weed with properties never before enjoyed by mankind. He delicately puts a regular extension cord plug into a beaker of blue food coloring water and then tosses a weed nug into it and creates nuclear fusion. Science. A curtain closes? Move his arm, Zach. They did it. I fucking wish. I don't know that's what they were trying to do, but I guess they did it. Is this sergeant spliffy? Is he running for president? Low burn has gotten really militarized. What? Is he doing an Obama yes we can bit? Lip it, I guess. No, don't clip it. Cannabis powered cars. He's inventing so much shit. He's inventing as much as Artemis Gordon, but it's all weed related. Back to school. Curtin' open the room. We'll get back to school. Back in the hallway. Miss Huck chases Snoop down in another freakum dress. You're supposed to be staying in front of teenagers. Well, this is why she's a substitute, teacher Zach. Never stuck around long enough. He's taking her out. If you pass that test, we are definitely staying in. Sexy music. We see the assistant principal, skin flu. Fucking pink panthering. Cocking. Yeah, cock-o-leary for sure. I'm so angry I laughed. Did you? I laughed. I hope you get gout. Too late. Snoop has to take a test from Mike Epps, who says some females is dumb. Yeah. Drive by. These are the things. Skin flu tries to bust Snoop for cheating on the test. I wonder how he knew. It's come to my attention. One of your students has a copy of your test. And Mike Epps says, no. And that student question is Mr. Johnson. No, Mr. Johnson. Ass off, lock it in for Mike Epps. Ass off? Mike Epps is easily the only fucking saving grace in this movie. I will redirect you to ghost smoking. Snoop has to solve the equation to graduate. Why? But he's, but he's, why? Because I'm God, Gene. He's, God, I fucking hate both of you. He's had so much growth in this movie that he's learned and he knows the answers. And so he's able to solve whatever he needs to because he's taken school seriously and knowledge and learning seriously. Right? Nope. Mike Epps just gives him the answer. Oh, okay. So what we get drunk? So what we don't sleep? We're just having fun. We don't care who's seeing. Snoop is correct. Now give me my diploma, bitch. Wouldn't Mike Epps still be able to buy his weed from him? Of course. How dare you ask follow up questions? Well, didn't they explain that in minute 1115 of the bloopers of mean? Did you get all your answers there? I swear to God, if Sbliify comes back here, I'm going to slit my wrists. Oh God, here's Sbliify. And a joint comes around and tells us that they all got along just fine. Oh my God. Can you believe it? Mac is finally going to graduate. Recaps positions with the song playing. So under his... No, no. We just got a speech ready. His punk ass girlfriend is still around. They're still together. Yale is in the house. Yep. Go on and do your Ivy League thing, D Street. Wish more brothers would. Hasn't seen how high. Sit back and enjoy the celebration. What? Cut to graduation, complete with metallic balloons. Ashley is still giving exposition about Yale guy being excited for his speech. Wiz gets announced. He's saying the same old... Bullshit. And we hear his heartbeat then get rewound flashbacks of the whole movie. All four scenes. Actually, this is something a friend of mine taught me. He really loved high school. The 33 year old has had you drugged for months? He closed his eyes and a cappella once again. What? A new song? So what we get done? I'm going to become... So what we smoke weed? The Joker. We're still having fun. And burn this city to the ground. We don't care who sees. Some men just like to see the world burn. Mr. Bond. Not Mr. Bond, what's it called? Mr. Wayne. Oh, Mr. Wayne. Cheers. Mr. Wayne. Wait, there's a choreographed dance? We're getting the whole goddamn song music video, including everyone breaking the fourth wall. Snoop, Tia Marie. Wow, I mean, we're not getting you calling out the disembodied voice that says, Woo, I want your cock. No, it was not funny. No, no. Even disembodied? Even disembodied, especially with that song playing in the background. It's going on and on and on and on and on. He's rapping now. The joint gives us one last monologue. Time for slow burns. Validictorian speech to advocate for marijuana. Also to advocate for a sequel to this movie. Hey, don't tell me what they're going to do next. And I for one can't wait to see genius motherfuckers. Puff herb on the regular. Open your mind. The new idea is like crunched up bacon and waffle batter. All right. Still rambling. He says weed made Mac and Devon homies. We can do any motherfucking thing. That's the end of the movie, right? I think this TV show is over. No way. Last words of advice. Break it down, roll it up, light it up and smoke weed, motherfucker. His headlights on fire. Time for snoops verse. It's like I'm 17 again. Peach fuzz on my face. Looking on the case. Trying to find the hell of taste. Oh my God. I'm on the chase. Chevy is getting kind of heavy. Relevant selling it. Dipping away. Time keeps slipping away. Zipping the safe. Flipping for pay. Tipping like I'm dripping in paint. Up front, full full. Black Khalifa put them in the chair. And we finished the music video. What? Yes. Yes, Zach. They toss the hats. Snoop kisses the substitute teacher. Well, he's graduated. And he covers the camera. The moment he got that diploma, that's how we know how. Okay. Now this TV show's over. Nope. Knees down is fucking Ashley in the bathroom. Well, that's all we find out about him, right? No, we find out what everyone's up to, Zach. Oh. Freeze frame, text, exposition. It's a roundup. Knees down, still smashing broads in bathroom stalls. I'm not replacing the word bitch. No, it says broads. It actually said smashing broads. Okay. Ashley's dad discovered her secret affair with one of his best friends, unexplained. The next she's not going to yell. More adults fucking teenagers in this movie. Got it. Mahatma Chang Greenberg sold energy formula. That's not cobra formula. That's energy formula for millions of dollars. It's implied that he Zuckerberg, Mac and Devon. He ripped them off and dropped the the because it was cleaner energy formula. Yep. Skin flu grows other trees now weed. They spelled his name wrong in their own fucking movie. It's spelled two different ways. Now I'm most curious, you know, what would happen to a substitute teacher when the year was over? What's up with Miss Huck, I mean? I don't know. I didn't take any notes on the roundup. Oh, she continues to be fine as fuck. Continues to be fine as fuck. Oh, that's her life update. Not she ended up with Snoop or anything. No, whiz is going to Yale and he can't decide if he's going to major in getting high and minor in getting pussy or if he's going to do it the other way around. Either way, he'll knock it out of the park like a home run in the ninth inning. Swish it. Just switch it. Snoop made the honor roll at a few city colleges. He's keeping his options open. Him and Dr. Smart Cookie. That's right. Now that's the end of the movie, right? Nope. Roll credits. Now we get the bloopers. It's a mix of behind the scenes footage. And then I guess technically some bloopers. Stop bloopers. It's a radio interview with behind the scene footage. After the scene footage. Who cares? They got some concert footage in there. And they're not real bloopers. No one messes up their line. Oddly enough, whiz worried he's not going to be a good actor. Footage of that first acting scene ever. No fucking shit. Yeah. He says, if I start to suck, let me know. I said, I don't think anyone let him know. So I watched that part and then when it went to a radio interview and I realized, oh, this isn't their characters later on in life. This is real them being interviewed. Yeah. Boarded to the credits. The Nick Fury showing up. And buying a sac-a-weed from Mac saying, hey, we're the same age. There is a shit ton. I mean, to the point where it might be a horseman of Doc Rivers press conference laughs for Snoop. It's so much, especially that one white chick who's in the scene with him in the principal's office. He's like, I need this job. I kind of actually like this. They're talking about high school and Mike up. So I dropped out. So he flunked twice when I saw my little brother in the classroom with me. I said, that's it. I'm done. I thought that was funny. No bar. Finally, you want a low bar? How about Andy Milanakis in his wheelchair talking about I'm in the hood flipping switches? Said it over and over again. Nobody left though. A car accident, maybe would be great. Pray for the car. Right. You got Andy Milanakis in a car accident and somehow he's hurt. Fuck. Seat belts fastened. Trace tables in an upright position. Here we go. Paul of the. No. Zach's eyes. Go fuck yourself. Zach looks like the old panther. All eyes. Plot lift off when Tierra Marie, Miss Huck says, I'd like to do an experiment, something really groundbreaking. Mine's kind of trivia dependent. When Snoop decided they should make a movie after they made the soundtrack and then decided to make the movie for the soundtrack they'd already made. Wow. I wish I was high for that. That makes a lot of sense now. Was this just one long music video? Yeah. No. See, Zach, you're not understanding. They made the album or the soundtrack. Then they said, oh, you know what would be cool? We made a movie to it. So they made a movie to it and then they made a soundtrack to that movie. It's one big circle. Like a human centipede. Is that when they saw their assholes to their mouths? Yeah. Keep eating and shitting. That's what this movie is. Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? Plot summary. You gotta be out of your fucking mind. Do we get 75 seconds? Yeah, all the time you need. You could tell me that's nine seconds of plot summary. It's 75 seconds. I wouldn't know. And unfortunately, it's my pick. Yeah. So I have to go first. That's how that works. Three, two, one. So what? We get drunk. So what? We smoke weed. We're just having fun. We don't care who sees. So what? We go out. That's how it's supposed to be. Living young and wild and free. So what? We get drunk. So what? We smoke weed. We're just having fun. We don't care who sees. So what? We go out. That's how it's supposed to be. 30. Living young and wild and free. So what? We get drunk. So what? We smoke weed. We're just having fun. We don't care who sees. So what? We go out. That's how it's supposed to be. 10. Living young and wild and free. All right, I guess I'll go next. Oh, three, baby. One, two. Do me a favor. I don't want to do a countdown before I do the scene. No countdown. Can we just do it off of action? Just in your own time. I'm not a rocket ship. Okay. All right. Have your love, listen. Well, let me do that again. Did you say after messing? What did you say? For what? What did you say? Have you ever listened to a song and thought, man, I wish someone made a movie out of this? No. Okay. Well, that's what Snoop and Wiz assumed you thought. And that one song got played about 200 times and also had lyrics used as just regular dialogue. Why? Because this is one of the laziest written movies ever. And based from the bloopers, probably one of the least sober movie sets ever, though nowhere near belly. Snoop plays a 35 year old high school senior who looks like he's 45 and Wiz Khalifa plays an 18 year old who looks like he's 35. And their lives are narrated by CGI joint who just takes over the movie periodically. Wiz is a straight-lays kid who is going to be valedictorian until he gets paired with Snoop in AP chemistry, a class which Snoop enrolls in just because he's trying to bang the long-term substitute teacher who tells him to only bang him if he graduates. In the process of working on a group project, Snoop introduces Wiz to weed, pussy, and breaking the fourth wall like you're in a music video. Wait, did I just say like? There are three different full-length actual music videos in this movie. Wait, did I say movie? Damn. So what, we go out? No. That's what it's supposed to be! Quacka-tack is back, Jack! All right, Zach. Three, two, one. Snoop is a man in his 30s who has become a full-time enrolled predator at a high school. He gets the opportunity to bang a teacher who wants to have sex with him as long as he graduates. And I guess his way of doing that is corrupting a teenage boy, putting him under an unreasonable amount of narcotic intoxication and being around him 24 seven so he can't get away. And that's how he's going to get the tests to become a smart cook. Well, no, that's not, no, he pays in weed to get the answer key. He also, he threatens a teenage girl with violence at one point. He takes a teenage kid to a prostitue massage parlor. He's essentially Epstein-esque. He's more like a Christa Lea type, just grooming teenagers to have sex with them. He hits it out of the park. Like a homer on the ninth inning. Never heard Zach so defeated. I wish there was a third paul blart to hit the podcast. Right now. Now, what would you say before the third blart arrives? Is there some sort of phrase you could say to prepare someone for the third blart movie to happen? I don't know. Maybe here comes the boom. God, I wish they qualify. Who cares if you lose the game, you got this off your chest. I mean, it's just one night of bar trivia. One night of bar trivia is San Crescent Toss. Trivia is San Crescent. The film's soundtrack was released December 13, 2011, nearly eight months before the movie would be released. Snoop Dogg revealed in an interview that the soundtrack's success had inspired him to make a movie based on Young, Wild and Free. And in March 2012, it was announced that he and Wiz Khalifa would star in the spin-off Mac and Devon go to high school. The movie production and filming began immediately after the announcement. Straight to DVD release of the film was scheduled for April 20, 2012, which was then delayed to July 3, 2012. That's when I had the note that the DVD sold 54,000 units. The name of the high school we've noticed is called En Hail High School, but the N stands for Nathan, Nathan Hale, which was the real-life name of Nate Dogg who had died a year before the film's release. So I'll use this tribute to Nate Dogg who I just learned was Snoop Dogg's cousin. You didn't put it together by the last name? It was the same last name. Hale? Dogg. Oh. Dude, geez. En Hail is also a shorthand for En Hail. What? That was in the trivia. Since we're talking about people going to high school, you know who went to high school with Snoop? The one and only Cameron Diaz. Oh, that's right. I knew that. That quote, we went to high school together. Snoop was a year older than me. I remember him. He was very tall and skinny. He wore lots of ponytails. I'm pretty sure I bought weed from him. Life-Imitating art. It's like a Preston A. Whitmore O'Tooor situation. Wiz Khalifa spoke on the soundtrack saying, it's a real big deal because nobody's done it like that as far as a veteran in the game, an OG, a pioneer, and then the newest, youngest, most exciting dude in rap coming through. And really just giving people a complete project, Wiz said, I'm a fan of it, separate from myself making it. I'm a huge fan of it. Can't wait. This is so far back that Wiz Khalifa's the young guy. Wow. Wiz Khalifa went to the same high school as Mac Miller. They were not in the same grade, but it's another famous people going to the same high school thing. Festus Azulina went to the same high school. Really? Yeah. How about that? No, but that was like years and years apart, right? Way apart. Yeah. That's like me and Jo Kim Noah. Yeah. As far as the musical vibe of the soundtrack, Snoop described it as quote, it's something to relax you and get you through the day. It's some real good music. The music is quality. I don't even have no title for it. As far as what kind of music it is, it's centric. It's dog was searching for the right words before his partner in rhyme went to hand. Take that. Eclectic was chimed in, finishing each other's sandwiches. Did that happen in the after credits scene? Is that where that trivia came from? Probably. It's probably one of the fucking interviews. Yeah. One last piece of trivia here. He's trying not to laugh. Although Martin Scorsese was originally attached to direct, he had to pull out due to scheduling conflicts. 40 people found that helpful. Citrus community. You know what? That'll be 41. Much of the film was shot at Mira Costa High School in Manhattan Beach, California. After the Manhattan Beach Unified School District granted a facilities use permit to the yard entertainment, the production company. After two days of filming over the weekend of May 7th, 2011, production was halted when it was reported that individuals, some involved with the film, some not, were smoking marijuana on campus, leading the school district to revoke the permit. During the shoot, one group drove a car down the front stairs on the high school, causing skid marks. Vandalism and theft from classrooms were also reported by teachers, and the yard reportedly offered reimbursement to at least one. You're saying the car drove down the stairs. Was Carl Weathers involved in any way? Good question. On IMDb's page for some trivia, more like this, how high Friday, high school, and how high two. Also related interests, buddy comedy. It has plane trains and automobiles, stoner comedy. It has half baked and then comedy. It has Anchorman. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds right. Okay. Zach. So there was one review that I guess didn't make it to Rotten Tomatoes because after its release, J.P. De La Questa of all hip hop gave it a three out of 10 saying at the end of the day, the only thing that Mac and Devin go to high school proves is that we need how high two and we need it bad. How high two stars little Yachty and DC young fly. When does that come out? I wonder how J.P. De La Questa feels about it. Came out in 2019. Is it qualified? It's not on Pluto. Did Tony Medley review this? Sadly, no. I was looking. He did give Lincoln a zero out of 10. The president? Probably. I'd like you all to do an experiment on a plant, something that may benefit mankind. And if you would devise something that ground breaking, I guarantee you a A in this course. Hold on, man. You following me? You can't do that, Lionel. Look, man, if you don't want me to have a foreman job, I understand, but I need my fucking job, man. Louis Pinock Accent Award. I had the student asking for weed, Medieval-y. Sure. I had Snoop Lion. Oh. What do you think, Zach? I could not give a fuck. The student, I guess. We'll show him who the horsemen are, guys. Yeah, we got soul. Five horsemen. Weed, product placement, exposition, and is this a movie? Is this a music video breaking the fourth wall? Clip it, I guess. Lazy writing. It's, is this a movie or is this a music video? I'm good, either one. I got confused. Me too. During the first music video, because they're doing product placement for their own real names and products. Yeah. Wiz Khalifa Papers and Snoop Dogg Master Kush. And the whole thing is product placement, so that kind of got me that direction, but I'm good with whatever. I feel like breaking the fourth wall. So many people did it. Yeah, fourth wall. You don't realize how crazy breaking the fourth wall is until it happens. You're watching a movie and then a character just looks at you. It's fucking bizarre, man. Breathe, in through nose, out the mouth. That's on, that's off. That's on. Fuck it. Ass off. Ass on. Fuck it. Ass off. Michael Bean Memorial Ass On Award. All of them. Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, Wiz for sure. Tierra Marie was pretty bad. The food truck lady. Well, is she golden dumpster? I don't care. What happened there? That's what you said, was she's done a talking. What happened there? I think it's Wiz. Yeah, it's Wiz. When he said that it was his first time acting, we could tell. Actually, he might not have acted yet. Oh man, I gotta go back. The horseman is that song playing in the background the whole time. Yeah, you're right. It is. It's not soundtrack exposition. Soundtrack assault. Young Wild and Free is the horseman. Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes. No, it isn't. Yeah. Well, what are the chits? Universe. You've done it again. Pro Weather's Memorial Ass Off Award. Ty Dolla Sin, Seeing Saturn. You really love that. Mike Epps and Assistant Principal Skin Flute. Cuckoo Lirying. Don't forget the ghost. On the coast. Casper. I'm going with Mike Epps. Yeah, it's Mike Epps. You're good at keeping secrets? Absolutely. Because I've got a present for you. Secret present outside by the dumpster. Is it a baseball mitt? It fits you like a baseball mitt, like a glove. Yeah, hope. Golden dumpster nominees. iPad notes app. Miss Huck's substitute teacher attire, aka Freakham Dress. Granny Poonani. Swedish blowjob exchange student. Captain Cush talking about Halvin Lawn Dye. Flowburns. Pimp hat. The laziest writing possible. Using the hook as dialogue. We did the horse one already. Niggas, that Saturn. The disembodied voice of Snoop saying that. And I just saved bitch in there as one button. One touch. Also Skin Flute. Just the name. But my golden dumpster is going to be me muffling my own cries to hell during this episode. Sounds like Frankenstein. I guess I'll go with Juju Gotti. Sure. Trying to town. I mean, disembodied voice of Snoop saying niggas that Saturn. Oh, you gotta write it all out. Well, no, no, no, no, no position here. I didn't pick the movie. Oh, all of a sudden. Oh, now we make pigs. All of a sudden. Here we go. Well, Maze, you picked a motherfucker. Motherfucker. I like that. Foeberphile. Foeb, by the way. Put me down. Yeah, it's a foe. Yeah. That's a foe. Wait, but don't you dare. I swear to God. Don't you fucking dare. I swear to God. I swear to God. I know you want to do it. You'll be like this song and you know, freaky dress. I didn't even think about the freaky dress. I mean, look, Tia Mery is a very attractive young lady. And the massage, masseuse stripper, whatever. Great popos. We did not give her enough credit. Well, she was busy assaulting a teenage boy. He's 18. The song is really catchy. I swear to God. It's a catchy song, man. I swear to God. It's a catchy song and Mike Epps reactions. There's enough there. I know you don't mean this. What are you doing? Wait, what is this? What am I doing? Yeah. The histrionics. You know what? Spitefile. Fuck you. Fuck you, Zach. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I hope that song never leaves your mind. I hope it doesn't either. I hope it burrows deep into your brain. I'm going to sing. And you go fucking nuts. I'm going to sing it. You go nucking fucks. I'm going to do it every day. We fucking talk to each other eight million times a week on camera, on voice thing. So guess what? That's what I'm going to be. Why are you so? I didn't pick it. What's the spitefile? No, I'm spiting you because I don't like your attitude. I don't like this TV show. It's a movie. No, it's not. It's 50 minutes. 75. I post two music videos plus behind the scenes footage of their press tour. I like the videos. There is nothing movie about it. You know what? I don't give a fuck what your picks are for this. Don't send them to us. What? The phone file golden does. I don't care what anyone don't send it. Oh, these are the people. I'm like, are you quitting the pod? What's happening here? We're never doing a rewatch. It's a little bit. We'll do it next week. How about that? The very next rewatching. Before the episode comes out. April 20th. There you go. Is that a Monday? That's how it's supposed to be. And then delayed till July 3rd for some reason. Yeah. Because we couldn't get our shit together on time. Yeah. 420 is a Monday. Holy shit. Well, there you go. You got a date Monday, baby. Next time we make love, you introduce me to Jay. I got two movies we've already done and one movie we have not done that does qualify for my suggestions. I've got one movie that we've done, one movie that we haven't done, and one movie that I don't even know is a movie. Well, we already did this one. I got crossover. And I got crossover. Top five. And we the party, which is a Mario van people's movie that qualifies. You said it's a Mario van people's movie. Of course it qualifies. I'd never heard of it. So I had to look it up and I had to explain that it qualifies. You know what's crazy? I wouldn't mind redoing crossover. Two more parts. I got crossover. I got soul playing and I got more money. Oh, I would do more money. I got Dicky Roberts. I got something called elevate and I got honeymooners. Honeymooners. And because Zach apparently made a passionate plea last time for honeymooners that got not listened to despite it being a democracy, and we're just throwing up suggestions about what happens. And it was ascribed that I made it happen. What happens? No, actually, I mean, it's your turn to pick right now. Yeah, it's your turn to pick. We didn't have turns to pick. It was all democracy. And then all of a sudden turns to pick. Sounds like we got either elevate or honeymooners or money. Turns to pick is our democracy. We don't all democratize every single time. The democracy is that we each get to pick one. Let's do honeymooners. Honeymooners. My caps. No more money, huh? I don't want to. I don't want to do a Wayne's movie. Oh, but that's a good one. I like my money. I just don't want to do a Wayne's movie. That's a file for me.