The Cheese Stands Alone: Tuesday, January 27th, 2026

Good morning, girlies, it's the Tollos. It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes. It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the Toast. It sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Toast Day. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's depressing. Yesterday was a long one. I guess it's Tuesday. I'm so sorry to be the bear of bad news. Here to lift everyone up in spirit and in warm to love. I love your warmth and love, Koji. You better. It's so warm and loving. I love your warmth, Koji. I just feel like I have really nothing to give today since I ran no errands before the Toast. And while yesterday morning was incredibly traumatizing, I realized if I ever have errands, I need to do them before the Toast because me and my errands were so interesting. You and your errands. Get no errands. Get no errands for Toast. I love that song. What is it? Me and my teddy. Get no ready. Get no ready for school. What is that from? You know, classic tings, baby tings. Yeah, yeah. Not like a film or anything. No, I think it's just like a... Who's Teddy? I think it's a jingle. Who isn't Teddy? So true. Happy Tuesday, everyone. We've got a great show for you guys. We've got stories. We've got DTQ. New Jersey Roasters' community. We're running on time this week. Unless, you know, we have a... Breaking news. Yeah, or like a lot of pre-fast-five banner. Or an episode run. Like, no, I'm kidding. And they're actually amazing today. Or if I like watch a TV show in the middle of this episode and have to do a TV recap. Speaking of like random TV, did something so crazy last night? Crack. Crazy. I don't know our sounds. No, wait. Because I'm not. Stop. Sorry to get it. I did something crazy last night. Crack. Crazy. Mess. Crazy. I watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is the original sound. And I just randomly decided. Oh, so cool. And today I got it right. The weird thing about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is like nobody's talking about it, even though it's Rachel's those, like, big season. I only watched one episode and I forgot the last season was so good. Like, Sutton V. Dury, you know, like, lots going on. No, I love it. I watched the first two episodes of The Season of Y.O. Back. I just have fallen off like Southern Charm, but I'll be back. And it was good. And like, the garcelle of it all, I forget. I don't know why no one's talking about it. The season is like ripe for goodness. And I haven't met the new girl yet, but apparently she's crazy about the new girl. Yeah. So I'm excited to be a part of it again. I apologize for my delay. You know, I don't pay for subscriptions, like, unless I need them. So like, my peacock does lay dormant until the Olympics, which are coming up. And I feel like that's up until recently. Oh, and I needed it for Love Island, but I did cancel it after Love Island, because I am a fiscally responsible person. So I wasn't going to renew for... How do you watch Traders? Well, now I have it because of Traders, which allowed me to watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You have Cardboard Koji. I just want to say, like, I know some people cancel their subterpie, like, when they're not using them. But like, it's your... There's nothing superfluous, like, or extravagant of you paying for peacock year round. Like, when your job is TV? 100%. There's just something about peacock. Like, I will never, like, cancel months of Netflix. I will never cancel months of Hulu. I've never canceled Max. Like, something about peacock. Like, it's so temporary to me. I can't explain it like... Transient. Apple TV Plus, I guess. When the new... Ted Lasso came out. I would buy it for that month. I don't need Apple TV Plus year round. It's like a fake platform. Peacock is becoming less and less fake, but I'm not at the place yet where I need it year round. Sorry. I'm just not... I should just give you my subscription. Right? No. No. And you know what? I feel like we haven't even talked about. Which, like, is disgraceful because it is our jobs to remind people like when the Olympics are happening. Like, the Olympics are happening so soon. February, 2026. That's literally in a week. Okay. And then you know I fucking live for the Olympics. Where are they happening? Somewhere fabulous. Milano. Yeah, somewhere fabulous. I think it's Milano. Yeah. And it's winter sports. It's like, it's so chic. It's obviously not as exciting as the Summer Olympics, but it's exciting nonetheless. And it was the Summer before last that we were watching. You remember in Paris? Mm-hmm. I just feel like nobody's talking about the Winter Olympics. I'll talk about them when it's time. So I'm glad I have Peacock because they're screaming exosily on Peacock. I just feel like Johnny Wears is going to be all over the Olympics. That is sort of like his time to shine. It's time to eat. And he's like on Peacock right now. He's on J. Right. Imagine if you only had the opportunity to work every four years. Like, yeah, you would show up and show out dazzling every four years. Just because like he's on traders and maybe towering maybe together they'll have a show. Oh, by the way. Public secret best friend. I'm talking the Olympics. No, it would be called secret best friends that nobody cares about. Recony Olympics. Yeah, no, that's definitely why they were both cast because it does feel random. I'm talking like two fingers, haters. I guess so. And you forget about like the Peacock Olympics. That's good synergy. Agreed. Agreed. I could get like get some on Biles in there. Get one of the gymnastics. Oh, right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh, in two years we'll have gymnasts on traders. Swimmers get into the deck. You know who will be on traders alone a mar. Well, that was in percent. That was in. But she's still an active Olympia. Oh, is she? Yeah, she's like the best in her league. You know who is going to be on traders and who's perfect for traders. Except, except clearly they cast Colton. So like they don't care about people with like kind of sketchy pasts. Ryan Lockday. He's ripe for right traders. Oh, yeah, for the summer traders. The Ryan Lockday arc is insane. Yeah. He was like on his way. It's just, you know what? It's actually not. He just caught Michael Phelps in like a bad spell because I don't feel like he was even that like amazing of a swimmer. No, I think he was. He beat Michael Phelps. Like he's obviously better than Michael Phelps. No, he's like Michael Phelps was just like doing, you know, inhaling stavia or whatever he said. The opposite. Ryan Lockday is like sham and secretary. Like in any other year, sham would have been the fastest horse on earth. But because he was up against like a super horse that's Ryan Lockday and Michael Phelps who's secretary. And then he just he smeletted, right? He did something. He did something like that smell of Jesse. Yeah. And was like at the Olympics. Yeah, he said he was like, he like lied about. Robbed at gunpoint by like Brazil. It was in Brazil, the Rio Olympics by like Brazilian thugs and the gas station footage said otherwise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was like covering his arse. And then he had an e-show like, you know, living Lockday, something like that. He's just an interesting guy. And I didn't launch that. Yeah. Yeah. And he was from Florida. Everybody loves him like Gainesville, right? Go Gators. Is he? Yeah, he was like a Gator, something like that. I was in Florida proud back then. So I don't I don't remember. I just feel like his art could be studied because he like should be at the level of Michael Phelps, you know? And you know, Michael Phelps looks like that I feel like we're not talking him out enough. He looks like Justin Bell Donay. So they both for like a brief period of time had a man bun. Oh. And they looked exactly like during the man bun era. Okay. So that's how you feel. I'm going to miss Tredjbal. Okay, with Tredjbal. That's what Ms. Honeywood said. I just want to say that when you make calls, like I'm always like hyping up your calls. You don't hype up my calls. I still have them you do. I hype up most of your calls because I believe in you and like I believe you. You believe in my calls. Yeah. And it's not even that I believe in your calls. It's that I believe in you. Okay. And I just want to ask sense recently actually. I think you don't believe in me. Okay, but let me ask you something. Say you make a call and like in my heart, I don't see it. What should I say? So the fact that you are capable of not seeing it means you don't see me. Okay. Like I see you so wholeheartedly that like your calls are brilliant because I see you. I'm just making better calls. Like what about? No. Sweetie, no. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to like start making calls. I'm going to sneak attack you with a bad call that I don't even believe in. Oh, so you're free and see if you're meditating and see if you just blindly believe my call. Like maybe you're saying you blindly believe my calls because they're mine. Like I'm just now like you didn't like my band, my Katie Perry Travis Kelsey comparison. Like you gave it back to me to help me to workshop it. So it's just two days in a row where you're not seeing or believing in me nor my calls. And I just want to let you know I noticed it and I resent it because I see and believe in your calls. And I don't think your calls are just like generally better. Let me tell you my lived experience with you. Oh, great. Okay. You said you know who Michael Phelps looks exactly like and I was waiting for you to like say and then I would be like, oh my god. Yeah. Like, but when it was just madonia, I was like, oh no, I've never thought that. So what do I say? Just remember, I backed you when you said Justin Rose looked like Hannah Brown. Okay. Back in the day, you said that Whitney Rose from Celix and his husband looked like the bachelor at Hannah Proud and I had your back as you know what? I did see it. But that's because I see you. Okay. Just you don't see me. That's plain and simple. Okay. Well, I'll work on my site. Yeah. Get your vision tested. And maybe you can hone in on those calls. Fucking bitch. We can work together. Now I'm more of like a lone wolf. The wolf, the cheese stands alone. Okay. What's that? Oh, you don't know the cheese stands alone. The cheese in your purse? Is it still there? Oh my god. What a fucking mistake with that cheese in my purse. Do you pull out that cheese on the show? Yeah. You guys saw my cheese yesterday, right? Yeah. Well, I had to go back. I forgot to like drop it in the fridge. Then I'm like running these errands with the cheese. And I was, it was still a little cold. You literally met up with Ben in the middle of the street. You got to change the cheese. Because Ben was coming here and there's a fridge here. Okay. That's where like my cheapness, like it was $6 worth of cheese. I got two packs. It was more so not the money. Like the convenience of having to go back. You broke your back to get this cheese. But look at the content we got out of the cheese. No, I have no issue, but just like the fact that the cheese was in your purse all day. Not all day, but like till midday. And then the day you actually needed the cheese. Needed the cheese. Yeah. But you had already done the handoff. I was making a grilled cheese and I was like, well, only I had the cheese. But if I had still had the cheese, it would have gone sour by then. Yeah. Looks like you need a little refrigerator or it's only like ice packs from your breast milk. Yeah. Or if like I just like instacarded the cheese, you know. You need a little travel pack for breast milk and cheese. Yeah. Cheese ice pack. Yeah. So it started the real hustle. I was at Beverly Hills last night. I don't have like any ever-president thoughts, except that like I just forgot about bows. And how much about like I love her so much. And she just got engaged. Okay. And I read a blind, which please take it. I think I saw the same thing. That she is pregnant by surrogate. Well, I read a blind that a housewife is pregnant by surrogate. But it could be anyone in the multitude of states. I don't know how many housewives are on their like child-rearing journeys. A lot of them like we come to know them long after that journey is over. Um. Especially once we would be doing a via surrogate, which we know that that would be bows' journey. So I just I believe that it's bows. And I'm glad her and Kiley are still together. Like in the beginning, last season it was giving like maybe like you know showmans. Like she just like needed a storyline. But no, it's true love. Yeah. It's really cute. How do you feel about Rachel's though? I know it's early to make a call, but like are you feeling her presence? I am. I mean, I thought she was going to give us nothing. Like people who are at that level like very Denise Richards. Sometimes they feel like they don't have to show up because they just show up with their name. Yeah. It's enough. But not her getting into the custody battle and everything like right off the jump. Mm-hmm. Loved that. So it sounds like she's down to clown, which I love. Yeah. If you're not going to get down and like sling mud with the rest of us, get out of here. Yeah. I liked her. I'll go back to watching it. I just did some personal admin last night, you know. Had to catch up on the old email. Yeah. Okay. I think I like, you know, catch up on my calls with family and friends. Oh, yeah, of course. So I had to just like set aside time for that. That's beautiful. Yeah. And it was a Monday. So I was like, I'm not missing anything if I don't watch TV. Yeah. Tell me lies is what Tuesdays? I guess so. Like not everything in my life comes out on Thursday that just doesn't work for my schedule. Yeah. Like the pit comes out on Thursday. Traders comes out on Thursdays. It's annoying. Yeah. What else are we? And tell me lies we're watching. I believe tell me lies comes out on Tuesdays. Yeah. Okay. Oh, it's already out. Oh, great. Oh, so Monday nights technically like the summer will watch you tonight. 12 AM Monday. Watch you tonight. Watch you tonight. And we'll be kept tomorrow. What am I doing? Oh, where I'm going out tonight. Let's go. I will. Tonight. I have to go. No, no, no, no, no, who? You know where I really need to go? I need to go to the mall. Like, and I want to thank everybody for not like clowning on me in the comments. clowning on me in the comments about the fact that I've, and thank God we're sitting behind a desk because I wear the same pair of pants every single day. I actually got new pants today. What are those pants? On their Guizio? Dingell. Do you know her? Like fancy? Yeah, we're in Guizio. You're in fancy pants? Yeah. Like from Revolve? From Guizio. It's like Dingell Guizio. Yeah, why is it so shocking that I could wear a nice pair of pants? No, I'm just, I'm curious like, is Dingell Guizio different than Guizio? No, no. Guizio is the brand, and it's, yes, formerly the artist formerly known as Dingell Guizio. Okay. And I keep singing, Pino Guizio, girls. I just want to say like, it is, you're in fancy pants. Yeah, I know you think I live in a cardboard box, but I'm actually like an extremely affluent woman. Yeah, I'm wearing cashier mirror pants from Guizio. I'm sorry, that's like a, a, a low-key slay on the two's derries. Yeah. You guys can't see my pants, but I'm wearing like cream barrel jeans. Oh, sorry. So I absolutely need to go to a store. Like, I was supposed to be here for two weeks. I don't know what in the hell I'm going home. I'm having such a fabulous time. Like, why would I go? The weather's insane. So yeah, I need to buy a pair of underwear. I'm literally, like, I don't have anything. And I want to appreciate everybody like not commenting on the fact that there's like four shirts in rotation. And they wear each for every week. I try to like, you know, do the Monday shirt on Friday. Like I try to stretch it out, but it's just, I need to go to like a store. So let's plan a mall trip. Like, and we'll plan it. I just like run over there. Like, let's, you know, pump. Pump. Yeah. Or maybe strollers like, let's, Okay. Let's go. I left Jay. We can park up at the mall. Yeah. There's a bag I want to see. Oh, I have to see. There's a gal I want to see. I have to see about a bag. So just thanks everyone for your patience. I think you look great. Thank you. And like with a $100,000 hair, you don't need anything else. Oh, I'm not wearing my headphones today. Oh, I need them. No, because you have a $100,000 hair. I just love hearing you. Oh, blah, blah, blah. That's right. And you know what I have? I think that song, fella. Fuck. Fucking bitch. I was gonna say Hillary Duff. Oh, that's what you were singing. Yeah. Some months. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Let's do it. Okay, wait. Ha, ha. Thank you. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, she's really good. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, good stuff. Okay, let's get into the stories. Without further, do, do, do, do, do. Here are the fast-sized stories that you do need to know. If the theme of your new year is new year, new year, new year, and you're trying to be an organized spruly this year, then today's sponsor is for you. 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Our first story, little more lively, tailored, baldoni. Oh. Just new messages, not that have been unsealed, but that people are. So much like shit release that it's taking people, it's kind of like wiki leaks. Yeah, then they were finding shit. I don't really remember like wiki leaks, but I remember it was like weeks. Yeah, it's weeks of stuff. So then like there's more headlines, but also our source is saying that Taylor Swift is fuming over the release of her private act as she's dragged into Blake Liveley's legal drama. So Taylor Swift is reportedly fuming over the release of her private text with Blake since being dragged into actresses legal battle with Justin Baldoni. A source told us weekly, so take it with a grain of salt. Yeah, but like, I mean, it doesn't feel like it would be so crazy. It's not far fetched. This feels extremely factual. They said it's honestly been really hard for Taylor having her text out there made her feel exposed and forced violated, like something private suddenly wasn't hers anymore. That doesn't sit well with her. Yeah, I felt it when I was reading them. I think everyone did. It feels so crazy that we were reading like the innermost thoughts of Taylor and her number one girl for years. Like it is, I know it's just like a text message, but it's like a stream of consciousness and it is such innovation of privacy. So I don't know if this is a weekly story is real or not, but like duh. Especially because these were put forth by Blake and her team to prove something because we learned at the end of last week that like Justin actually has no claims in play anymore. His suits have been tossed out. Yeah, so Blake is suing him, his countersuit, because I was confused after last week and I asked Chad to explain to me like I was 12 year old. He was countersuing Blake and the New York Times, but a judge tossed his. So it's just Blake suing him now. Like that is the case we are studying and preparing for. Yeah. And so this is Blake and what's so crazy is that like Blake's evidence and I know there's two things going on like the court and the court of public opinion, but like Blake's documents, which was supposed to like vindicate her have somehow made her situation worse. And especially because like I was thinking I'm like maybe her and Taylor like are still friends. Like we've never really gotten a confirmation. No. This means yeah, yeah. I was holding out hope. No, I really don't think so at all. And then also Justin Maldoni was called a moron by a studio exec for allegedly alluding to rape in an interview, a press interview for the movie. Yes. So this also was around me of the Sony. Yeah. Remember when all those Sony executives, like emails were hacked by North Korea or whatever. And they say that's still the craziest thing what they don't know who was. Well, they said it was North Korea because of Seth Rogen. Because of the movie. Yeah. Seth Rogen, yeah. The interview was coming out and the North Korea didn't want it to come out. So they leaked Sony's emails and it's just like, that sounds crazy. It does sound really crazy. Like a company versus a country. And it was never confirmed. Confirm that was just sort of like the theory. Well, a lot of things came out, a lot of emails between like, people whose names you wouldn't know, but they're like very high-powered executives. It was like confirmed that that's what it was. But if that's what it was, that was crazy. I'm so crazy is like holding the movie, like not Kevin Hart like being coming the biggest story from that stupid saga when like he was like, he wouldn't post his own movies without getting paid extra for social promotion. And you know what? Like I kind of feel that. He's a business man. Yeah, like but that was the big headline. It wasn't even like that. He wasn't even a part of the interview. And then they like still put out the movie as like an act of defiance. Like if you went to see it, like you were scared. No, like it was like an act of defiance. It was a revolution. Yeah, you were a revolutionary. I can't remember if I saw the movie. I think I did. You definitely did. I don't feel like it was like that good. I get confused with Aladdin. Oh, what's that movie? The dictator. Yeah, the interview versus the dictator. And they're both about like North Korea like figures and countries, right? Yeah. Yeah. And who played Kim Jong? It wasn't Seth, wasn't it? No, are you crazy? What is this movie? Like I don't even remember James Franco. And they go to North Korea to interview Kim Jong Un played by Randall Park. OK, I don't even remember like the film. I just remember the drama. And I think also they like got an interview. They're like two like bozos. You get an interview and then they have to like go undercover. Yeah. Do some, I don't know. Got it. OK, well, I find the emails from all the executives to be like so interesting because obviously. Oh, so what they said about Justin Maldone, he was apparently doing press and like being hella inappropriate. So much of that the executives at Sony were like, we need to have a call with Justin and his PR team because he was like basically saying. He said Justin is basically alluding to raping Atlas out of Lily when talking to the Dallas Morning News. We cut the tape, but he is a moron. He shouldn't do any more press, but he has a lot left. So maybe we can talk ASAP. That's just interesting because Blake has been the one largely accused of not being sensitive to the films issues. When it seems like everyone was struggling. It is a sensitive film. But you know what? I was rewatching our episode from Friday. And we were talking, I was saying how this kind of was a loose, loose situation because it's such a sensitive topic. But it's like movies about sensitive topics get me. They're like a million Holocaust movies. They're movies about slavery. People don't struggle this much. No, these things aren't the most sensitive. No. Yeah, I take it back. Obviously, you cover sensitive issues, but like sensitive issues get covered in films all the time. No, and like every movie is about some sort of sort of like serious movies about serious, covered like real life historical events, like of terrible things. I can't think of a movie nowadays that doesn't cover a series unless it's a joke of a movie. The interview. That's a serious issue. Yeah, no, I take it back. I just want to say this movie isn't any more sensitive than anything than anything else. Yeah, agreed. It's not like, yeah, it's not special. Yeah, it's just everybody like working there was like not okay. I would say the only maybe challenge they faced is the sensitive nature of the movie is a bit of a spoiler. So how do you market it without also you need trigger warnings now? Would you? Yeah, so that's a little dicey, but again, they can't be the first people to have to. No, agree, agree. Just like the book itself was marketed, you know? Correct, but the book itself was not marketed as a story about domestic violence. No, no idea when I read it. When you read Colleen Hoover, I don't know. I feel like they're just not giving audiences enough credit. Like that you could pick up a book and maybe it's not like what you thought it was. And that's okay. Yeah, of course. Yeah. No trigger warning. And that's what I'm sure it's on trigger warning culture. That's what I'm reading is for. Yes. To keep audiences out who aren't prepared to see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So more emails, more drama. It will continue. It's going to get worse before it gets better. And a win tour got thrown in there. Jamila Jamile got thrown in there. And then Jamila Jamile made this like turn video. Like defending herself. Do we talk about Jamila Jamile's like response? Not the response. We talked about like the citation of Jamile and Jamile, but not Anna WinTor. She was saying she said to Blake, I saw the movie. It was amazing. Like so sorry. It was such a terrible experience. It seemed like Blake would have told everyone who was who would listen about her caramel experience. The first top scene was inspired. Yeah. This fucking rooftop scene. I literally said to Jackie the other day. I'm like, I don't want to sound dumb because I saw the movie and read the book. What fucking scene? And then Jackie was like, it's when they meet. Oh, yeah. So like the first scene of the movie. When Ryle and Lily meet on the rooftop of their building, that's how they meet each other. For the first time. It's the first scene in the book. Yeah. And she rewrote it. That was like something I came out like years ago that like that was really contentious. It was her stab at like rewriting like Ryan Mibbal did it. Yeah. Like this rooftop scene. Yeah. Okay. Like I don't even know. I actually need to go watch the movie. Have you never seen it? No. Because now I need to like study it and like the rooftop scene. I didn't realize that the brilliance of the rooftop scene. Yeah. I feel like it's so crazy that in all of this, there's no like emails or anything talking about the wardrobe and the hair, which was such a topic of conversation. This movie was scandalous before the beginning. Yeah. And when we saw those pictures, the thing is I saw the movie and it was really crazy that she dressed like that. It wasn't enough to distract. I actually happened to have really liked the movie. Why was she wearing and doing all that? I don't know. And I feel like that's on him because he like directed and produced the movie. So like he got the wardrobe. But you know, she's like so wardrobe girl. She's like no, is known for like styling herself. I can see her like bringing her clothes and wigs from home. It's crazy that no one's like muds thinking about that. That's what I'm saying. That was such a thing before the movie. I imagine like the PR department for Sony was kind of like freaking out when those pictures came out because it was so negative like where the emails about that because that was so funny. Yeah. Like it was crazy. Who's doing is that? Everyone's like credit and they also want to like voice blame on shitty parts of the movie. Like the she is part was the cost to that and not the person like who actually the costume do like so to the dress. They're just like they're just doing what they're set told to do. But like whose vision was this? Yeah. I just want to quickly return to Jamila Jamil's response video because I just feel like it needs to mention how strange it was. So it was like the day after her involvement was leaked and she said that like sorry she took so much anti anxiety medication the day before because you know internet so she wasn't able to respond and it was just a weird video. I don't really like no or care what she said but like her nipple like almost slipped out like her boobs are like so for it was I couldn't tell if it was like intentional or not like how much cleavage she had and I'm not want to even notice stuff like that I know can I show you? Sure. It was just like really cleavagey and I don't even like use the word cleavage ever. It was just like what? It was booby. It was booby. It was like letting you finish what you had to say about it. You didn't know what I was said and then you said her nipple. What? Here. What? Yeah. Okay. I'll stay tuned. Okay look. Is that just like a lot of breast? Oh that's not what I thought it was going to be like I feel like you hyped up the amount of breast. Do you think it's an appropriate amount of breast? Am I being like weird? I'll never know because I feel like it's just like a lot of cleavage for like a statement. I don't know how much cleavage she usually puts in her videos you know. I don't know and it feels like she's like arching her back looks like she's showing more cleavage now. I honestly I can't. I can't have my own opinion about it because it's already been muddy by yours. Okay. Sorry about that. Like if you showed me the video and then said what do you see here? Maybe I could have come to my own conclusion. There is a report in the daily mail that said Blake insisted on $600,000 worth of wardrobe for her character. I have to imagine that a lot of the wardrobe was Blake's doing. I just want to say just because she's so passionate. She has a picture of Taylor and Blake in a big pencil skirt like striped. Yeah. And she is known for being for better and for worse her own stylist. Yeah. I feel like when she goes on to projects like that's part of Blake beat like high really like. Yeah. I mean think about like how much criticism she got for the press tour and her outfits, right? Remember all the flowers. Yeah they really were. And it was supposed to be like lily coated, right? So if it was lily coated why wouldn't she have done that in the film? Yeah. Yeah. Can somebody search the WikiLeak email and find out who was responsible for these heinous outfits and hair choices? Yeah. Or did everyone feel really good about them? Like did Blake like that? Oh yeah, maybe like they all agreed and like it was just their collective blind spot. Yeah. I don't know. You bring out such party products. Can I get that one too? Yeah, of course. I just feel like I don't know why. Sometimes it feels like I'm not wearing enough makeup. I know. So I need more lipstick. That's not a good call. Yeah, I can leave them. Oh, I like that call of years. Thanks. I'm going. Let's get into the next story. Tyra Banks has premiered or announced new America's next model documentary. Trailer just drops and she admits she went too far. So Tyra who hosted the competition reality series first, 22 seasons is among those speaking out about the show in a new documentary called Reality Check. Inside America's next top model which hits Netflix on February 16. She said I haven't really said much, but now it's time. Okay, this is just sheer brilliance on Tyra's part. It's giving Fatty a me. She's saying it before anyone else can because there was a time and I'm surprised at the time when they were doing the Abercrombie documentary where they were going back to like early 2000s culture and just like saying how it was all bad and like canceling, you know, inside the real Abercrombie. I'm surprised that there wasn't one about America's next top model because so many clips resurfaced now and it's like seriously not okay what they were doing to those girls. So Tyra spearheading the documentary so she can't really be canceled is an act of like serious ingenuity. It's brilliant. I don't think that's what it is. I don't think she could be canceled for America's next top model because it's like we all watched it. They said in the documentary like a hundred million viewers like if what she was do like obviously now why the biggest loser like that was the most recent documentary had hundreds of millions of viewers and like in hindsight, no one's like getting canceled for it because it was like everyone was. I don't know the like in the biggest is your documentary they were like pointing fingers at everyone like who Bob and Jillian well Bob was a part of the documentary which is Mark Jillian was not so of course she like looked like the villain you know the network exacts like they're always pointing fingers. Yeah, I just feel like so being a part of it makes it seem like you're safe when I saw Bob Harper I was like oh okay so he's good you know yeah. I don't know I just feel like everybody watched the show nobody had issues with it at the time and so it's like yeah now we can all like look back but like then to say like to yell at Tyra for something from 20 years ago. Yeah. When at the time everyone was eating it up. No, but that is what happens these days like yeah. So I could have seen a world in which like the documentary came out and like Tyra was the devil because she wasn't just a host of the show she was like like a create she was deep in the production. So it wasn't like this was just a job she signed up for she was at the helm of it. I'm excited to watch it because yeah there are clips that go viral but I haven't seen any like of course we see like we were all rooting for you some of like the like mean things that are like said to the girls makeovers very culturally inappropriate culturally insensitive in this documentary trail are they show some of the like the crazier things which I either forgot or never saw which was like they did a shoot where that people had to change their ethnicity. Yes of course. Okay that that one that clip goes all over TikTok like once a year it's so like crazy. Yeah another one where they were doing the makeovers and they like did some girls teeth. Oh yeah they did like cosmetic surgery during the makeovers. Yeah so I will be reminded or like learn for the first time of some of the crazier things that happened because to me I'm just like oh yeah it was cut through like girls were called fat like they cut off someone's hair and then center home the next day. Yeah there are I think we'll have a moment of reflection and realization when the documentary comes out because we don't think about it on the same level but it just reminded me it feels a little bit akin to bridal plastic. Do you remember that show? Not well on E where it was a bunch of girls who were engaged in a reality competition series where they lived in a house they did all these bridal challenges like who can make the best bouquet or whatever and the winners would get the plastic surgery of their dreams for their wedding. So like if you won the challenge you could get a nose job and then you were like exempt from the next challenge while you were covered. These are the girls we're getting like BBLs. It is the most insane concept for a show and the fact that that ever made air like where is the documentary on bridal plastic because and we were all watching it like not even thinking it was that crazy. Yeah. No wonder like girls are age are so fucked up like why are we I was actually at high school. There was also that show like the ugly duckling or like the swan. What was that? What was the concept of the show? I think that was the craziest one but I don't remember. Yeah. It was like a bunch of what they this one it had two seasons it's American reality show put on my fox. Gardner negative reception from critics and audiences at the time because the series that often focused on the promotion of negative body image for women. Okay. Well the premise was each episode of this series followed two self-proclaimed ugly ducklings who over the course of the three month period experienced an extreme makeover from a team that included a personal trainer a therapist of course dentist cosmetic surgeons whichever woman was deemed more attractive at the end of the three months would move forward to compete in a beauty pageant held at the end of the season. Following the pageant whichever contestant received the most votes for the greatest transformation was given the title of the swan. That's fucking insane. That's really bad. That's insane. There was a scandal in season one. Right. A contestant named Tanya Slovich. She dropped out of the show on her own accord after being caught with a mirror which was against the rules of the series. So another contestant became the swan. Oh, she was about to win. Tanya but she lost because she was caught with a mirror. And there were only Norman one on the swan pageant. Other contestants claimed the reason for her dismissal was due to her requiring hospitalization and that the mirror thing was a cover up. That's what other contestants have said. Oh my god. This is so crazy. That needs a documentary. That makes America's next top model look like child's play. The winner was awarded a contract as a spokesperson for various sponsors and premiums by corporate sponsors. Crazy time. The series premiered to 15 million viewers. Like that's insane. The series received a negative response immediately from TV critics. And her statement weekly claimed it was not at least people were saying it on a sadgenistic mix of TVs, twin vices, commercialism and conformity. USA Today said, yeah, yeah, it was widely regarded. Well, a lot of things were, you know, premiered to negative opinion in 2013. The second season contestant, Lori Arias spoke publicly about problems she attributed to her participation in this one, including unresolved surgery complications and mental health problems that she says were exacerbated by her appearance on the program. I'm in 2010 entertainment weekly ranked the program as the worst reality television show ever produced. And then they did a docu series. They did. Vice did an episode on it because they have a docu series called the Dark Side of Reality TV. So this to me feels like the beginning of a docu like a series because it's called reality check inside America's next time. Oh, you know, I feel like they could do it for other things too. Well, bridal plastic next please. If that show had zero fans, me and my four high school best friends like we're dead, like we were obsessed. So this will be good. It premieres in Netflix, February 16th. Stay tuned. Honestly, I will. And shout out to Tyra for getting ahead of the curve. I just want to say that's a business woman. Yes, speaking of Netflix content, something I was talking about yesterday, weirdly, that Kim Kardashian Netflix movie. Yeah. First look dropped yesterday. Nikki Glaser's in it. Nikki Glaser, Kim Kardashian, Eva LaGoria and Fortune Feemster are the stars of the fifth wheel on Netflix. I told you she's in my next prize maids. Um, okay, who is it another Kim? Nikki Glaser. Eva. Oh, no, I'm not. Eva was directing. It's all right. Brenda Song in the third and Fortune Feemster is the fourth. The film is set to follow a group of high school best friends as they attempt to reconnect during a weekend haunt to Vegas. It's giving girls trip, like which launch Tiffany had a shift career. The only thing about this is that like the only one who seems kind of like a funny actress is Fortune Feemster. Like Nikki Glaser's hysterical standup. I never seen her act in anything. Kim is like, you know, kind of a wild card. Brenda Song is a good actress. Is she funny? Like how this is not the next prize maids? I just want to say so it seems like so the four, the group of high school friends attempt to reconnect during weekend in Vegas. Then a hot outsider who's played by Kim. Cash is their weekend. They're forced to face their messy lives, bad decisions and unraveling friendships. Are they all the same age these women? It's giving me like, I don't know. I don't want to be negative. I don't want to be ageist. And this is crazy because Nikki Glaser is like Taylor Swift's number one fan and here she is co-zing up with Kim Kardashian, but a job is a job. And if you like Taylor understands that. Yeah, plenty of Taylor's telling. Also Taylor's telling. Like, telling knowledge. Many of people in Taylor Circle work with Kim, Sabrina being face of skin. Yeah. Taylor also like, wanting knowledge Nikki Glaser because of Miss Americana. Um, in Miss Americana Taylor's like first documentary, there's like a montage of like media talking heads saying negative things about Taylor during a specific period in her life and Nikki Glaser is a part of it. And it haunts her. It haunts Nikki Glaser. Like, and she's definitely made up for it like by giving like every dollar she ever had to Taylor Swift, but like it's just awkward. I think Taylor will move on from it. Nikki Glaser talked about it when she was on the toes. If you want to go listen to that episode. I mean, like the experience of like hearing her voice in the documentary, she was like so excited to watch and how it was like quite literally the worst moment of her life. Yeah. No, I feel like Taylor will forgive her. Yeah. They'll come to you. She calls her like she's just basically said like her and her friends are like too skinny and bitchy. Like that's what she says in the clip. There's worse things to say. It's so true. That's a low too skinny. Oh no. Nikki Glaser, please stop telling me that I'm too skinny. It's like really toxic of you. Like I'm just a person. So um, even Gloria is directing this movie. And I guess this is the movie that was talked about in that episode of Kardashians as like the as like huge when she sold it to Netflix. Um, I'm skeptical. I hate to be so negative. I'm skeptical too. Okay. Yeah. But Nikki Glaser and Fortune themed star really funny and Brenda songs really good actress. Yes, she is. So it's possible. It is. Are you ready for our fourth story? Victorian David Beckham, put on a United front with kids after. Oh, yes. Everybody showed up kids and partners after Brooklyn's outburst. Victoria was honored. Um, in France. And she was photographed walking out of the hot couture spring summer 2026 show on Monday. You know, they are handling this like extremely well. I don't know. We didn't even talk about how like the day after David was doing like a GMA type of show in the UK. I was asked about it. And he was just like, you know, kids make mistakes and they have to like sort of come to those realizations on their own. Like we love him. It was like such a good response. I didn't even blow up in the way that I barely thought because he didn't give them anything. No, and he was, it must have made them so mad like because it was very much like you're being a petulant child and like we'll be here when you're done in time out. Um, they are handling this extremely well. I imagine it's been devastating inside the doors of Beckham Castle, but outside they're, they're doing an amazing job. Like, I feel like I see her everywhere in a positive way like her business, him, the family, this is a gorgeous picture. It's like, look, we all get along. So we're clearly not the problem. Yeah. Especially bringing all the partners. Yeah. Like it was a choice. Yeah. She though like they always do this. They always do this. They're being like a fake inclusive family now. They're the clip from, you know, the Beckham premiere and Netflix party that's going viral with Nikola, like a myth or sour piece weird and Victoria giving her back to Brooklyn. They have always been inclusive of all the kids' spouses. But this is not fake and performative. It's just like perfect timing. It is perfect timing. Yes. The younger boys and their girlfriends, the girlfriends are always there for David's 50th, et cetera. But she got like a really big honor by the French government. And I don't know that the girlfriends would have been invited any other time for like such a big honor. You know, it's kind of like being in the wedding pictures when like you're just a girlfriend like Willie for sure. But I don't know. They're, they seem to always be out and about. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. I don't know what you're talking about. There are two, like new, you know, variables in the- And they agree with us. Romeo's and cruise's-girls. Our friends. And they are able to put on a happy face like what's wrong with you too? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty glaring. But two Brooklyn and Nicholas Credit, and I know it's only been one week. They have asked for privacy, and they aren't being like, Thirst Monster generals, but of course that would be so obvious. The only time we'll tell. But if privacy is really what they want, and that's what they end up doing, like that will be like the true vindication of them. They're still in their lakefront, Canada, era. Bays, yeah, for sure. You know, Harry and Megan didn't make the move for like three months. Well, you mean physically move to the States, but they didn't make a move to like media for maybe a year. Like they were smart. Well, they did the Oprah interview. Oh, right. And that was like, that was big. That was maybe two months late. Was that two months later? You were in the British. I was in the British Virgin Islands. Yes, when was I in the BVI's? No, I think was actually a year later because they they measured it. I was in the BVI's march. It was Brian's birthday of 21 because they majested right before COVID. Oh, so it was like a year. So it was like a year before they did Oprah, but they had already moved to the States. Yes, yes, yes. But it was also COVID, so they were limited in what they could do. I think they were stifled by satellite interview. Wouldn't have cut it. No, and like they're, yeah, they're not going to make their, no one's going out like you can't make your big on trade. Right. Right. Right to society. So if they're following their playbook, I think we have a couple of months before we hear from them. Mm-hmm. Our fifth and final story, are you ready for it? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Taylor Farms and their fabulous chopped salad kits. Yes, that's right. I said fabulous salad because yeah, I eat salads and everybody knows that eating salads not only are good for you, but they're good for your like superiority complex. Like you think people see you eating a salad and they must be thinking amazing things about you. It's very main character to be eating a salad. But sometimes the practical application of policies is extremely difficult. Like eating a salad isn't always easy and it's not always delicious. 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What kind of business you in? The business of two churns. Thanks for asking. Our fifth and final story, Cindy Sweeney shares a sneak peek at her new lingerie line, Surn. I don't know how to pronounce it. S-Y-R-N. See her? Surn. This is, first of all, she should be having lingerie. She should call it S-Y-N. Like, Sydney. Like, she doesn't have an R in her name. Right. And then, S-N, it's like, sinful. And she is into the double entendress because she posted a teaser video on Sunday. And she wrote on the mirror in lipstick, saying, coming 128, and then the site currently displays the message, I'm coming for you. I've got it. Like, cute and funny. That's exactly what she should be doing. Is this what the Hollywood sign fiasco says? Yes, she was draping bras over the Hollywood sign in a guerilla marketing stunt for Surn. And they're saying she's getting arrested and all there's backlash, but it's all manufactured, right? Like, it's fake and they obviously had permits to do so. So they had permits to film, but not to touch the sign and climb on it and throw bras over it? They're a dirty underwear. So she could get into some legal trouble. It's giving. What is it giving? Come on, read my mind. Vanessa Hutchins? Yes! Oh, my God. We are such sisters. But I feel your call. I can complete it for you. Shut up. You're such a teacher, like, with your teachable moment. Like, go away. Get me to just have a nice moment. Yes, it's giving when, I'm a Russian piece to Vanessa Hutchins and her old boyfriend, what's his name? Awesome butler. When they went on like a romantic hike through a national park and carved their names, their initials in a tree, which is cute, but also the legal in a national park. Yeah. So, it's like doing something for content, not realizing, next to you know, you're in jail. Yeah, and you told I'm yourself. I can't believe you knew what I was talking about. That's really crazy. Patiko. San Patiko. So, yeah, that's what she was doing with her Braziers on the Hollywood sign. But she's also coming out with a lingerie line. And it seems to be like, you know, this is her big one, like, it's her line, Surn. It's not like a collaboration, you know, this is her big project. She's the face of a lot of things, but she doesn't like come out with her own products. There was a TikTok of like somebody in Sephora. And literally, Sydney's been, he was on like eight different brands. She's like the Carastoss girl. She's the Moroccan oil girl. You could do Carastoss and Moroccan oil. Maybe not Moroccan oil, sorry, but like, she's really commercial. And I feel like she's done so many brand deals. I don't even know all of them. She did like, hey, 19, like she did, oh, she does, she does like so many. And Carastoss and maybe it was a Carastoss or K-19. I'm just going to ask chat like, what brands? What brands has Sydney Sweeney been the face of in the last four years? She also did the doctor's watch. Yes, so I thought her, she also does Duncan. She did the jeans. Of course, so God. We had to be talking about the jeans. American Eagle Mumeo, that's fine. Armani Beauty, Lonege and Carastoss. Okay, those are different categories, but yeah. Samsung Ford, Haydude, Dr. Squash, Basque and Robbins. Basque and Robbins, not second owner. Auto trader, Helmann's mayonnaise. Auto trader. Now, Surn, her own lingerie brand. Like, it's a lot. And my only fear is like, yeah, girl, get your bag, 100%. It's giving a little over saturation. Like, the thing is, so much. Now, with her own brand. She don't think so. She's in so many different far-reaching categories that I didn't even realize. Like, there was a timer she did like three in one week. And I think that was like too much of people were like, what does it mean? I remember when she did Lonege, I was like, it's enough. Did she have like money problems? Like why is she saving debt? When she did Basque and Robbins, like right after Squash and Armani or whatever. She came up with like a cone, right? At Basque and Robbins. It was giving, it was really a little around. It was too much in one week, but like, I don't know about auto trader. Yeah. Like, I didn't know about Ford. Like, I feel like she's going all over it. And like, if you are into Lonege, you also don't know about auto trader. So, I feel like she does pretty much a good job. But this is her first time like, she's launching her own. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm just worried about her and her like, brand deals. I just get your bag, of course. But when I think of like her career longevity, like I would maybe suggest just slowing it down a little bit. So this feels like a move for career longevity. And now it's like, okay, so you're Sydney, Swini, you have all this, you know, buying power amongst your audience. You've sold for all these brands. So like, you're going to launch your own brand. And lingerie is like, obviously what she's going to do. I wonder if she's wearing it in Euphoria because the Euphoria trailer just came out. They do a five year jump and it turns out that Cassie's character is like an only fans model. She makes content on the internet like in her underwear. So, there'd be great synergy. That would be great. Sernergy. Sernergy. Why is it called sern? I really don't want to know. I want to know because I really like sin. Yeah. But it's never too late to rebound. Look at skims. We don't even remember that skims original brand name was kimono. It's true. Such a bad name, by the way, for like what they were making. That's like selling a pack of cookies, like calling it chips. Like a kimono is a type of garment. Oh, is it she was selling a different garment? Yeah, but that's also like she was about to change what it meant for something to be kimono. You can't like change the language. It already exists. No, but that's why it was also a problem. It was culturally intensive, of course. Yeah. Like the eraser of the kimono. Not for me. I love a fucking kimono. I just want to say, especially when I'm feeling big, if you were starting to call like your shapewear kimono. And by the way, a kimono is the total opposite shapewear. It's tight and restrictive. Kymono is like big and flowy. No, I know. I'm just telling you. And I'm telling you. That's my call. And what's the call? You're a bitch, okay? All right. Let's have into your toasters our weekly advice segment. If you ever want to write into your toasters, head over to our website, thattoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box. Totally anonymous or you can write to us via email, to your toasters.gmail.com. These are real submissions from real girls. These are kind of a diverse bunch, ready? Okay. Hello, Swarles. Hi. I, a 17-year-old girl. 17? We have a 17-year-old this month. Yeah. And I just, that's so not why I chose a submission. I just want to, like, we're young and have. Just casual. I, a 17-year-old girl, have not need for a family for a few months. I've grown really close to the girls and their mom. The dad is deployed overseas for the last 10 months. I very, very, rarely interact with him. Now he's home. The mom asked me to babysit one day. While babysitting the oldest daughter, who is eight, she told me that the mom was showing pictures of my homecoming to their dad, and the dad said, I looked fat in the pictures. Well, I'm trying to keep this short. I just need to mention that I am not overweight. I'm an average girl. I obviously struggle with body image just like every other girl. I feel like the father, their father often comments on other women's bodies, including the wife, and I'm scared it will cause body image problems for the sweet little girl. Thought someone that I should have respond with, thanks, Levy, both. What? I was about to say, like, obviously the eight-year-old got it wrong. You have to. Of course, maybe he said you're short. Wait. Sure he's done like that. But like, why is the mom showing pictures of your homecoming to the dad? That's the question. And the source here is an eight-year-old girl. So, of course, consider the source. Consider the source. But also, I just want to say, you sound really sweet, I wasn't sure where you were going at first when I was reading this. But your question to us is, how do I protect the little girls from maybe like a dad who like says weird things? Not like, what should I do? He called me fat. Like, you don't even seem concerned. You sound like you have kind of like amazing self-confidence. I just want to say kudos to you. But this is a weird situation. It is. I kind of, I don't want to blame the child, but I feel like it's... But if you feel like... If you feel like this are not adding up. If we don't blame the child, then you obviously have to leave this family. That's for the mother and child. I'm showing pictures of you to the dad. Like, in what world would the dad who's deployed overseas need to see a picture of their kids babysitter? At homecoming. It's very weird. Maybe the little girls came to homecoming? Like, I don't know. Maybe the little girl got it twisted. Yeah. I blame the girl. Yeah, and wait and see if like other things like this like present themselves. This is a pattern. But like, I don't think we can just like take her word for like, that's exactly what happened to his pictures of you. At homecoming, he said, you look fat. It's too strange to believe. It's stranger than fiction. Like, because I think the girl fictionalized it. And is he going back to be employed? Yeah, it sounds like if he's like, often making comments, it's a good thing he's gone for 10 months a year. Okay? Not your problem, seriously. Just keep an eye. Yeah, of course. And of course, like, you're worried about the girls. So, you know, do what you can. Type them up at the end of the day. Like, you know, this. You're just a babysitter. Yeah. But, um, you can show them, you know, what positive self talk looks like. And you sound like such a positive swirling. Like, you weren't even offended. Yeah. Now, the second submission I could have written myself, and that is why I chose it because I have personal experience with this. Okay. And do you need my advice too? No, I fixed it. So, I'm going to help this girl in two seconds. Hello, swirlies. My husband does brush his teeth before bed. And it really grosses me out. He claims he doesn't need to because the dentist always says his teeth look great and healthy. Would it be crazy for me to call the dentist before his next appointment or rat him out? So, they tell him that he needs to brush before bed. I'm a smergency contact on the list of people who are allowed to discuss his care. So, legally, they should be able to listen to me. Please help. Well, that's a great idea. I'm going to say to your Claudius, but I kind of love that. So, I had the same issue. And the thing is that so funny is like, I was like really like pestering Ben to brush his teeth before bed. He only brushes them in the morning. So, I would say Ben is like really gross you need to brush your teeth. I would literally kick him out of bed to go brush his teeth and he would like a three-year-old like go and hold on. And it just wasn't something that he felt compelled to do. And when we would go to the dentist, like I'm riddled with issues. Like I have multiple cavities. I just got a root canal. I have a crown. Ben has never had a cavity. The man doesn't brush his teeth at night. It's God protects drugs and idiots. It's insane. So, recently Ben has become obsessed with oral care. Okay? How did I get him to do this? I'm not entirely sure. There were two factors. First is that I did get him a second toothbrush for the sink. Right? Because having, I understand like to go into the shower to grab your toothbrush and then you leave it at the sink in the next morning. No, no, no, no. It's not the shower. We can have two toothbrushes. Cardboard code you will allow it. Two toothbrushes. It never occurred to me two toothbrushes. Second, I pestered him so much about his breath. I don't know if that was a catalyst. Like, and I'm talking years. Years of getting into bed being like your first word out of my mouth, your breast smells. And we wake up in the morning, the first word of your breast smells like I'm sure my breast smells like. You're so light. How fun. I don't know if that's what pushed it over the edge. I really like Ben has become the bullying. Ben has become so crazy about his scrapes his tongue now. And I bought him a tongue scraper you guys. Five years ago when I started tongue scraping, he never touched it once. He tongue scrapes, he brushes multiple times a day, he mouth washes multiple times a day, he flosses multiple times a day. He is obsessed with oral care now. Maybe it's just like a stage of maturity in men where they start to care about it. I don't know what it is that got him to the point of obsession. But I imagine it was partially my bullying. Okay. Partially my making it easy. I always have floss accessible. He wanted to get into tongue scraping because he saw like a tick talk about it. And he already had one. If he had to wait for Amazon to come. I think he would have forgotten about it. Right. I think like you need to take your man's phone and speak to the algorithm talking about like the dangers of oral hygiene. Like I don't know what it was. He needs one of those AI videos. I'm your tooth. You're like, okay, because you don't brush me at night. Get out of bed. You fat fucker like that's the reason he needs. Yeah. So I actually like the girl suggestion like call the dentist and just be like, hey, can you restate my husband that he needs to brush his teeth before bed? You actually told me a really interesting fact once. Okay. So I read a fact in like literary. I remember it was my job in health class in like third grade. You told me this a few months. Yeah, I know, but I learned it in the third. No, no, no, I might have been in the sixth grade for health class. It was our job to like bring in a news story like about a study or whatever and share what we learned. And I had chosen one and the way this has stuck with me. When you sleep at night, so much bacteria builds up in your mouth. You're breathing in through your mouth. You're breathing in through your nose. So when you wake up and the first thing you do is brush your teeth, you get rid of that bacteria. And if you don't and you then like go on to eat and drink throughout the day, you swallow all that bacteria. It can actually make you sick. That's not what I was going to say that you said. Oh. And she doesn't have an issue with him rushing his teeth in the morning. Oh. Okay. Jesus Christ. What did I tell you? You told me that some dentist like quiz you like which tooth brushing is more important the morning one or the night one. Yeah. So many of you remember this. You quiz me. I see what it says the morning. It's the night because of the food in your teeth. It like festers in your mouth overnight. Yeah. That one's more important. Tell him that. And everyone wants to brush their teeth in the morning. Nobody wants to walk around with morning breath. Of course it's so easy. You can actually say that if you only want to brush your teeth once, do it at night. And he's still going to do the morning one because duh. Yeah. But get him to do that night one. But also call the dentist. Just call the dentist. Yeah. This is what I mean when like the bar is in hell. Like we're just begging for basic. It's a five minute call as opposed to years of bullying a bullying campaign you have to launch. No, five minutes call the dentist. The campaign was extremely successful. Ben's breath has never been better. And also he's a very experimental eater. So like he really more so than other people like needs to be on top of it. If you're having two to fish multiple times a day, sorry like we need to stay on top of our oral care. Our third invite of this one's so weird. Hey Jackson Claude, should I continue to meet with my therapist of almost three years. She's given me sound advice for three years. We have great sessions. But the other day she was sharing her screen with me and I saw some photo. Oh, wait, I was sorry. The other day when screen sharing with me to show some photos that I asked about. I noticed two albums in her photos app titled O F content. I know this is a common in society nowadays, but I'm not sure if it's aligned with my personal opinions, values and morals. What should I do? So obviously this therapist had folders of content she saved from only fans or she's created from only fans. And I want to say either way you got to go. You've got to go. Okay, I just want to say like O F could mean something else, but like you know what I mean. No one uses the word content in their daily life unless they're content creator. You know, but maybe they have a patient who's an else could the phrase O F content. Stand for besides only fans content. Maybe she has a patient whose initials are O F and they're putting together an album of you know photos. For O F content has definitely been hijacked by the internet but outside of only fans it can and does mean other things depending on context. So it can mean original format content used in media and publishing no official content. Content released by a brand company artist organization. I honestly think that it doesn't mean only fans unless you saw like a sexy picture at the what was the cover of the album academic and writing context out of field content material outside of student or researchers main discipline object focused content used in museums. You know, okay, so now like someone's what about in the setting of therapy. She might so say issue to doing only fans like you would know. Good question in therapy. O F content is definitely not only fans in clinical therapy settings O F almost always means obsessive focus O F content means obsessive focus content the themes and material client is fixated on due to anxiety OCD trauma or remination. So like. Intrusive thoughts is obsessive focus content repetitive words mental loops. This is comment. Okay, by the way, so this is comment in OCD treatment anxiety disorders. So this is a combination focused CBT and acceptance and commitment therapy do any of those apply to you dear reader. Well, you wouldn't know because she has other patients I would say maybe this was in her file like what was the album cover wasn't her in sexy. Cern out. What did you see and if it wasn't then I don't think it's only fans and if it like I think let's say it is only fans let's say you have a therapist. Who is creating only fans content what do you do? I would move on I would move on as well. It's same as what I was saying about the focus. The psychologist that focuses right elsewhere, but also like the. He'll be where lost we were talking about last week about the psychologist was making content about celebrities like yes. Of course, the psychologist and therapist have lies outside of their job, but I'm sorry like your job does limit what your hobbies can be. And so hobbies is jobs outside of your jobs. You don't think that you can be a therapist and only fans content creator and if that's a hot take then you'll call 911. Somebody buy a dance. Sure. Sure. Fire burning on the dance floor. Oh, wow. However, I don't think. I think it can be a therapeutic phrase. I think you're okay. Unless you saw like a city. You saw and like I feel like you could. Surmise. Surmise based on the individual like this is person of the potential to be out making only fans content agreed. We leave that judgment to you dear reader dear toaster. Guys fabulous episode in the can we're back tomorrow with Tommy Lies recap. You know, oh yeah, I don't know. Don't make me. Yeah, promise me. I promise I can't keep. Thank you guys so much for watching. I'm running my show. We do the fastest stories. You need to know everybody. You're watching YouTube. 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