All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So Zach and I are going to be doing Easter together. Zach, you should come in for this one. So this is cool, man. I'm excited about this. Cause I actually, well, and it came in passing on Monday, I said to Zach, I go, Zach, what you got going on? And he said, well, I'm doing okay. And he wasn't like saying it in a way that he was trying to like, you know, have me feel sorry for him. He was honestly saying it in a way that he was just kind of telling me his week, but he said that his whole family is out of town this week and he is dog sitting for his sister, brother-in-law and the, the kids. And I said, oh, so that means that they're not even going to be home for Easter. And he's like, no, I'll be home alone by an Easter. And I thought, oh, that can't be home alone. Like, you know what I mean? Like there's a couple of days of the year that you can't be home alone. One of them is you're definitely not home alone on Christmas. The next day that you're not home alone is Easter. And then probably after that, you're on your own. What about my birthday? Your birthday is another one of those days too. Yeah, you should have your birthday. So Zach, Chelsea, myself, Luke, my son, and then our friends, Dennis and Leah's son, Max, who's like my son too, we're all going to a brunch together. So we're going to an Easter brunch. And it's one of those brunches that's not like the kids these days, like the brunch is like, we go to brunch on Sundays. Where all they do is go to breakfast with a mimosa. Bottomless. Got to have it. Bottomless. Like there's, like to me, that's not brunch. Brunch to me is a fricking long buffet where it starts with salad and it ends with a big cow or something. You know what I mean? Like it ends with a lot of cutting. Like you shot this week. And that's what we're going to. Like, tell me more. So we're going to a brunch that I'm not kidding you. If you want to, you can gain a hundred pounds at it. Like is that good? Okay, so should I not eat on Saturday? Honestly, I always say eat a little bit because you don't want to get to a point where you get so full off of the shrimp cocktail or whatever. Are there no mimosas though? Oh, they'll have a ton of that. Bloody Mary's mimosas. Can I start a turn and all? I'm like, that's the breakfast. Oh, okay. After breakfast starts. You're family out of town too? Right. I don't know. I'll figure it out. So I was having a conversation with a buddy of mine because he and his family are going to also be there and they've been there before. And we were talking and he said, do you have that crazy relative? And I said, yeah, we all got kind of a crazy relative. And he said, his crazy relative is his sister. And his sister and whole family are coming to this brunch that we're having. And last year at the brunch, his sister went up at the end and got five plates, big plates like that dinner-sized plates that we have. And she went up and got a whole bunch of food, like mounted it like it looked like a mountain. Like Mount Kilimanjara or whatever. And walked up and filled all five of those plates. And literally one plate was the guy was carving a bunch of beef and ham and stuff. It was loaded with meat. He said, this is no joke, Tom. He goes, there was enough meat on there that it could have fed yours and my family together. She went back to the table, sat down, and then asked for carryout boxes. Oh gosh. Well, they don't do this at these things. Oh really? They don't give you, they might give you a little bit of a carryout box like if you have a couple of things, but they ain't filling up five carryout boxes. That's thievery right there. Should I bring my own Tupperware? Well, that is the possibility of what you should think about. Like if you really wanna bring food home with you. But one of the questions I wanted to ask was, who's your crazy relative? Who is the relative that you would say is the relative that you have to either apologize for or just not invite all together? Back in the day on this radio show, we all knew who Shannon's was. We haven't heard from him in forever. I haven't either. Who is it? Cousin Russ is Shannon's cousin, who he was kinda like this, wasn't he? Yeah, I mean, he always came with takeout containers to Christmas Eve and what's the Italian place here in Eastern Market? We did like a big- Oh, I'm more- No, Roma Cafe, Roman Village. Which one is this? Roma Cafe. And he brought takeout containers there when we had family dinner there. He was known for this. Yeah. Gotta do a welfare check on Cousin Russ, man. Make sure he's good out here. He's fine. Do you know that Cousin Russ? Cousin Russ is such the crazy relative. He doesn't even know where Shannon lives. Really? I actually don't even think he has my phone number. Oh my God, he did that. This is your first cousin? Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. I had an uncle, Uncle Ricky. He's no longer with us, RIP. But I remember every time he would come over, my sister and I would hide because he had a really big beard and he smoked and it always smelled like smoke. And he would like try to give us a kiss on his cheek, but he would rub his beard all over our face. And we're like, uh, Uncle Ricky. Where'd he keep his cigarettes? Yeah, so we would always hide upstairs and my parents would be like, you have to come down and say hi. He would hide from us. Yeah, Uncle Ricky. Because you would have rashes after a lot. Yeah, on my face. A rug burn. That's the secret song. Uncle Ricky kissed me. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or tax 95500. I wanna know who is the embarrassing crazy relative. The misfit relative. Yeah, the misfit relative. And honestly, if we could, it would be fun to talk to them. Like it would be honestly a lot of fun. Yeah. Related but not related. Like on the plates, my family, some people in my family, especially on Thanksgiving, they'll come in and make their to-go plate first. You cannot do that. No way. You cannot. That's a faux pas. Put that to the side, get it wrapped up in a grocery bag, a little carry out bag type of situation and then make the plate that you'll actually eat. That's crazy. What do people do when they're doing that? What happens if you run out of food early and they have food in their carry out? You never run out of food though. But I'm saying what would hypothetically be the thing that you would do, would you just get it out of there? Pass them the plate, thank you, mate. We order on pizza. You can't take somebody's plate that they made and distribute it to everybody else. They don't own it. And we got a little extra corn here. You want some? Yeah. I'm not gonna lie, you guys put me in a bad spot for Thanksgiving when we have to take a picture of our plates. Oh, my fault, thank you. Why, what's wrong? Because I want my plate to look awesome on the social media, so I'm standing that baby up. You know, and then the family's like, okay. I'm always halfway through my, and then I'm like, oh crap, I'm just taking a photo for Bianca. Do me a favor though on Sunday for Easter. Don't hold back. Like I want you, like literally don't hold back. Deal. Because then I'll look like the only person. Wait, okay. I told Chelsea, I'm like, I wanna skip a shot this week. You know what I mean? I don't wanna go for it. All right, Tammy, who's the crazy relative? Okay, so my ex-grandmother-in-law, I guess you would call it. She used to take baggies to Ponderosa. No baggies. Like ziplines. Did they ever bust her? Cause I feel like that was a thing. No, it was up north in a town that will not be named, but just cause they're all listeners. Anyways, yeah. That's awesome. She brought a baggy and a giant purse. I wonder why she had that big purse. And it's cause she had baggies, Zip-Ox. And then wings. I loved Ponderosa was the best. What's up Ashley? How you doing? Hey, first time long time. Hey. Yes, you on the burger. This is crazy. Yes, I was gonna tell a story about my sister. She is definitely the misfit sibling or relative. Yeah. Growing up, my sister used to always just do bad things. Like one time she was driving my mom's car and she crashed it like into the side of our house a little bit and wrecked it. And she lied about it and said like, oh, I don't know how that happened. It just showed up. Is your one student the answer? Like, no, literally. Yeah. And like she crashed her car one day on the way to work and she blamed it on somebody else. She said she got hit from behind. And then her car like ran into the person in front of her. And so like there was a big investigation and like a week later the police came and knocked on the door and were like, hey, are you sure this is what happened? Cause it makes no sense. And then my sister was like, okay. That's why I lied. I actually, I was actually my fault. I was on my phone and I hit them. I actually don't even know what happened from that, but yeah. Oh my God. That's crazy. I had one time it was a non-relative but it was like a friend of the families came over for a family party and gave my neighbor a lawn job and the neighbors like something like they drove through their lawn. All over their lawn. You never heard that before. And they, when the neighbor said, the neighbor said, hey, I think I know whose car it was cause I saw the color of the car. They completely lied. Instead of it wasn't them. Now we gotta ring cameras. Yeah. Now it wouldn't work. What's up Nicole? How you doing? Hey Mojo. Actually I was also the turkey girl that fell on my face when we did the turkey tackle last year. That's right. You were 80. How are you guys doing? Good morning. How are you? What's happening? Who's the embarrassing relative? Okay. So actually it's my mother. My sister's bachelor party. We went downtown Detroit party busing and everything. And my mom got so drunk that she had to be carried out of the bar by me. And then we had to take her on the party bus back to her house at like nine o'clock in the evening. God you got a love mom. It was my mom. Is this a one off for your mom or is this the usual? She's the lip one. It's a usual. Like when she drinks, yeah. It's the usual. Her and my sister, they just don't know how to handle their liquor. Nicole, I forget. I forget, but let me try to guess where you're from. Are you from like Trenton? Where are you from? I'm from the place you don't like down river. I don't know. I love down river. Wait, let me guess. Taylor? No. Let's see here. Hold on a second. What even? Wyandotte. Nope. Allen Park. Lincoln Park. Lincoln Park. I love it. That's a down river girl and a down river mom. I love it. We love you. Yes. But I was born in Whitmore, like I was born in Whitmore Lake. So I was pretty much raised in the country. No, that's fancy. Whitmore Lake is fancy. That's fancy stuff. They're nearly in our bird there. So all right. So I'm not, I'm not a down river girl. I'm fancy girl. Not at all. We're fancy down river girls. We're from Washtenaw County. So thank you for the call. Right. Appreciate you.
