Oh, I understand that we're starting this morning here with a complaint from Anna Rob about me. I need to know if anyone else has had to deal with this because I think Mojo gives no Fs. What did I do? So everyone knows Mojo drives a very large Tahoe. He talks about it all the time. From Gordon Chevrolet? Shout out Gordon Chevrolet. So in our lot, Mojo usually parks in the same spot every day, but there is a food stand or something in his spot. Yes, a food truck. Right, and instead of parking in a different spot, Mojo parks next to it in a spot that is not a spot. What? Yes, but you are the first one that gets into the lot, so you don't have to deal with the havoc that it's causing. I get here at the same time as James and Josh who work next to us, and you should see all of us trying to maneuver around your big car to get in there. I had to do it today. Yes, it's... Today was worse than any other day. It was. Because it's like you purposely did it. I almost thought he saw my topic last night and decided to put his car in an even more inconvenient place. Well listen, I'm going to say this to you. I have one clear answer of what would be a great way to stop this from happening. Move it. Go up before me. Come on. So I'm trying to help paint the picture a little better of it doesn't sound like it's a big deal except you moving it over and where you park. It's like the pathway that we need to get into to back our cars into our spots. Well, let me tell you, and this is just pure and simple, that I'm the guy that freezes his ass off unlocking that lot there for everybody. That lot would be locked if it wasn't for me. And I'm not responsible for the A-hole that puts the food truck thing there. That's the real problem. Which I'm sure that he's probably the owner of the lot or the front. Maybe the owner of the lot is making money off of the deal. But Anna, now that you have told me about this, I will move my car. Oh, you will. Maybe. He's such a creature of habit. So I did not see your topic, but I will tell you this. I saw Shannon pulling in this morning and with the way that Shannon pulled in this morning, I realized, oh my God, maybe this is difficult for people to pull in. And I probably should have not put it. I tried to back up a little bit more, but go ahead. I'm sorry. I was just saying, I'm the one voicing this complaint, but I know Josh and James are also dealing with this. Go get him. Go get him. Go walk next door and tell him. No, you stay complaining. I got you. Right. Okay. She stayed complaining. And Anna doesn't complain much. Honestly, this was something that say- Oh, there's Josh right there. This was something that Kev was bringing up or Bianca. They're complainers. James, come on in here for a second. Ladies and gentlemen, from 1067, wheels. Is my parking job a bad parking job in the parking lot there? Which one are you? I'm the blue Tahoe. Can I go look? I don't know. I park. I walk. Oh, that's right. James, you don't park. I don't feel like you're in the parking lot. James actually parks where we're supposed to park. I think I saw you in our lot one time. I parked over there when you guys were in Chicago for the Hall of Fame celebration. And I was running a little late and I'm like, sweet. No one's going to know that I parked here, so I'm going to park here real quick. Josh, Josh Ennis, everybody. This is Josh Ennis from Josh Ennis in the morning. Yeah, that's awesome. It's Ennis the Menace. Ennis the Menace in the morning. Because we're trying to get attention. So anything to make people know who we are in the wacky wizard. It is in the wacky. I prefer just the whiz. Josh, go ahead and ask him. What do you think about Mojo's park job this whole week? It makes it difficult to back into a spot. It's kind of dickish a little bit. Dick! But he's way too powerful for me to find dickish at this point. No, no, no. I'm on your side, Mojo. He's too powerful. No, Josh, now that I know this, now that I know this, I will move my car. I'm not that kind of person. You drive a tank. It's huge. It's not that much bigger than the car you drive. It's double the car I drive. Listen. And size and price. Oh my God. But let me just say, now that I know this, I'm sorry, I'm that guy that... That's my car. So the next step is, Zach, move my car! Zach is my keys! I didn't know. James, you know this. I've been in radio a long time. I know. I'm usually the guy who's like, James, move my car! All right, Dave. You know. With those guys with Dave and Chuck, would they park anywhere they wanted to park? No, no, no, no. We were always there first. So we had our like the primer of the Premier spots. The only time anybody moved our cars was live broadcasts for like opening days and stuff. Can I be honest? I wasn't saying that because he died in the helicopter. I was saying that because he actually went helicopter to games. But he is dead from a helicopter. Wait, can I just tell you guys something? This is honest. When we were going to move down here and Shannon can attest to this, they sold us the bill of goods and told us that we were going to have valet parking every morning. Valet? Not only that. We were going to have valet parking. Somebody was going to park our car. And as soon as we walked in, we were going to be greeted with a hot coffee because there was going to be a coffee shop that was up and running at 4 a.m. Basically, it was like one of those things where it's like, if you guys don't complain about the idea that we're moving to this building, we will do all this stuff for you. And I'm like, oh, this sounds great. I mean, honestly, I was ready to move. Let's go. Security guard is coloring and watching YouTube. They're like, hey, guys, you guys want to play Detroit City Taxes? Go ahead. This is going to be great. We're going to get valet and we're going to get a security guard coffee. There's one who's asleep. Yeah. The guy who's here during the week sleeps and then the girl who's here on the weekend colors. So I feel safe when passing work. And none of them question anybody when you walk in, they're just like, oh, there's push open the door. Like, yeah, come on in. I'm like, all right, thanks. Does she actually say when you push open the door, did that a whole park like in the middle of the parking lot? I can't believe that I did that. Well, I apologize. I'll tell you what, Monday. I'll go get Zach for you. No, Monday morning, I will change my car position. We just need to get that taco stand or whatever that is moved. Yeah. Who do we talk to? Brandon. Here's the deal. Christos, I won't complain about the no valet service here if you can see if the guy will just move the taco stand to the back. And like that back part of the lot is completely wide open. You want to talk about feeling inferior, though, when I show up to work, like all of you drive like Maserati's and stuff. Like Zach pulls up in like a Bentley and I'm driving my wife's Equinox. My wife's Equinox. I don't have an Equinox of my own. His Bentley's. It's used. It's not brand new. Well, leasing that Bentley. All right. He's a guy, by the way, these guys are never allowed on our show ever again.
