Full Show 04-01-2026

WKUI Detroit WSNX Mosquito Grand Rapids WVKS Tilly Doe Channel 955 World 4-5 SNX And Nutty 2-5 KISS FM An I-Hard Radio Station Guaranteed Human Mojo 30 30 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Ignition sequence start Let me take y'all back to the beginning This is it Alrighty, you ready? You're listening to Mojo in the Morning You're at Doodoo Hats Here we go, go, go Here we go, go, go It's showtime! Be careful around this place here We got some hooligans here That like to place some jokes Shout out to the hooligans This morning I thought it was An April Fool's joke as I was driving Down the street and realized we had no Street parking at all They had no parking all over the place Surprise, surprise Guess where I would park today Where did you park? I parked in the big lot I parked in the grovels lot That we have You still know where your clicker is? I got it, I got it up there I got it right there Up on my, uh, the visor Couldn't tell you where mine is Never use it one time Not one time Couldn't even tell you where the lot is They didn't give you one Randy didn't give you one When you got the job here You're supposed to get that Along with the company handbook Had no idea Part of your onboarding pack Company handbook I don't know I don't even know I don't know what they give you They give, I think I saw somebody The other day with an I heart shirt And I said to him, I go, where'd you get that? And they go, when I got hired They gave it to me I didn't get any of that crap You gotta be like a promotions team member I think they get all cool Merchants and stuff like that Okay, well, it's April Fool's Day So I ain't fallin' for any of your crap guys Uh, I'm not into this whole thing I feel like this April Fool's Day Kind of came fast I don't know what's weird Is he, it's already April I know, it's weird We were just saying a happy new year Well, and we also, I feel like You know, the days all kind of Blended into each other Because the weather was so weird too How about this weather change? How about yesterday? It was 75 degrees And right now, if you haven't been outside yet It is 30s right now Like 39 degrees I think for a temporary day Y'all get swarms yesterday Because I feel like Detroit didn't really get much Not really A little bit of rain, that was about it Yeah, I would say rain It was pretty nice I actually thought that it was It seemed like all day That there was some kind of a thing in the air That somebody's gonna do it And then it didn't do it But the temperature just went crazy They're saying that tomorrow Will have rain overnight And then tomorrow actually will be beautiful They're saying that tomorrow's gonna be like 60s Then they're saying, and this is cool Because for Detroit Tiger's opening day is on Friday They're saying rain possibly in the morning Like when we're starting to get on the air Like right now And then clearing out sunny 75 Maybe even higher than that That's crazy It's gonna be busy downtown Correct me if I'm wrong Do you guys feel like lately When we either look at our phones Or hear weather reports It's like it's one thing one day And then the next day is something completely different It's crazy It's like that's happened more regularly Than it used to Well, it's also, and I feel Because we've had such a drastic winter With the cold and the snow and everything like that I feel like we're all ready for it We all got that cabin fever We want to get out there and do stuff I saw last night Anna took those tickets and wore it well Yeah, it did Looked well She was there How were the seats, by the way? Were they good seats? The seats were great Shout out to Juana They were like second row But like right under the basket Okay If the players were flying under the basket We were in the zone Of where they would be Running into people Like the balls If the ball gets thrown out of bounds And stuff Are you one of those people? Luckily I wasn't in the front row Because I would not have caught it I would have got hit in the face I always like when Like the ball goes into the stands like that And you know, in baseball You keep it Football and basketball I would have given it back But I always I want to see somebody Grab it and then just start running with it And take the things Has that ever happened? No, not that I've seen Where would they go? They're far though, yeah Yeah I saw that you were there And I understand that you brought a friend with you Yeah, my best friend I understand that somebody Had a little thing for your friend Oh You know, I don't know if he had a thing for her But I did bring my best friend Jessica Shout out, Jesse And we had an amazing time We saw Kev at the end of the game Kevin and my friend know each other already Because I don't know We used to work at the same place And my friend has made comments to me before About oh Kev's so cute Kev's so cute So I'm like Oh, here we go I'm like, yeah He's a great person Great guy Don't downplay me, man Then as soon as we see him after the game Like one of the first things out of his mouth To her was like Boobs look great Or something like that What? I don't think I can say exactly what he said For radio But the first thing he did was compliment Her chest And how large her boobs looked Yeah, the chesticles were incredible I had to say Take it easy on my girl Because I know that she thinks he's cute already And the last thing I need Is for something to happen between them And then I have to talk to Kevin all morning And then I have to go home And hear from my friend about Kevin All afternoon Love you, Kev This is actually an interesting thing I want to know if this is something that is good thing Or a bad thing When friends date co-workers You know, like, have you ever had that happen to you before? Or just friends in general Friends dating friends Well, that is true Like friendships But I think co-workers is even to me worse Friends dating friends can actually screw up a friendship Like you can screw up a friend group This could make it really awkward If, say, they were to Keep the music going Boobacool together Hey, Jesse Wait, bring it down a little bit Hey, Jesse I saw you last night Please You look good I didn't know you thought the same about me But now that we know that about each other Let's take things a little further This is not after Sunday After Sunday Absolutely I'm glad you added that context that I know Jesse Because that's why I said what I said Because Jesse looks a little bit differently today Than Jesse did previously And I didn't notice her at first Did she ever move job or what? I don't know, they look natural I noticed Anna, so I'm like, what's up? Anna, na, na, na, na And then I didn't even pay attention to her friend And then I'm like, oh my, I'm like, na, na And that's when I said what I said Because she was looking good It came out right away That's the girl you went to school with that blossomed Jesse has always been pretty Really? Yeah, she added a little I always feel weird when that does happen When you see somebody that you haven't seen in a while And they're really looking good And you go, oh my god Like it's kind of like You can't hide it You are so obvious when you see somebody That you haven't seen in a long time And they've had a glow up Of some sort I'm like, holy crap Your eyes get so big I knew you used to be ugly I knew you used to be ugly What happened to you? Do you act the same way if it happens in reverse? Oh You know what? You know what? People used to look good And I was like, what happened? Like if somebody puts on some pounds Or they, you know, life just hit them hard That just happened to me, by the way A couple of weeks ago here at the radio station Somebody that I went to school with Was working here as like a contractor And I didn't recognize them And he finally said something And I was like, oh I mean What happened? Did you lose your hair or what happened? All the things All the bad things My thing is when somebody puts on A little bit of weight Like after a little bit You go, hey It looks like things have been good for you Or bad You must be having some fun I was looking at the picture of you guys On our social posts that you did Which thank you, Anna For doing a social post Because I know Kevin didn't do that There will be more I took so many videos That I'm gonna post But I didn't get home until midnight So those were not getting edited I was reading some of the comments And you can see that The really good ones are on Facebook No, Facebook's mean All the good comments are on Facebook No, the Facebook comments are fantastic Because the Facebook comments Are commenting on the two of you guys Including like Earl here says Kevin and Anna with a huge heart next to it Whoa And then Brenda Cunningham Says Kevin and Anna love Anna told me yesterday She gets a lot of this stuff Even when I'm not associated With what she's posting People still find some way To like bring us into it together Literally all the time I'll post something random on TikTok And someone will be like We know she wants Kev to see this What is this one here? Why? What is Jennifer Martinez saying? Kev understood the assignment You missed your own assignment And what happened? Yeah, those are my haters They're saying that I didn't post enough probably Y'all I got them at midnight That's probably true I could have had at least a couple stories Going on our social Thank you for pointing that out Jennifer Martinez, we appreciate that You've really been on social heavy this week Like with your critique Chelsea's out of town, man I got nothing I got me and Henry and Louie Just hanging out with each other here I'm looking at textile like Four in the morning, biacoposis Biacoposis We should get this up right now That's right I'm making sure we're doing our job That's what's up, man What was the... There was one post I don't know where it happened Did somebody block it? There was one here that That talked about Anna how fit Anna is I did not block it Why would we block it? Anna does look By the way, Anna wears too big a clothes sometimes That's the style, Mojo When you were like When you were like what you were wearing last night I'm like looking at Anna I'm like, wow, look at Anna Anna's got some abs Oh, no, that looked... It looked like I had a gut, honestly No, you look like you got the abs going there Thank you, I appreciate it I would not want it to be That Kevin's dating your friend Nor you, but I would like... I would rather you date him Date your friend than date you Because that would make it really awkward in the morning But I also think the friend thing would be bad Because I saw that one time When you had gossip on Kevin And you knew somebody that knew something And you came in and go, yeah And then you kind of like We're playing this like game of jeopardy with him Like you wouldn't say who it was I believe it's to my friend And Kevin forced information out of me Well, you had just started on the show And you're like a friend of mine told me And it was like the big rumor that we brought That we did on our show about you And she knew this stuff And then I was like, yeah, I don't know If I like that thing It just causes for issues My thing is anytime we talk about Co-workers dating or in this case A friend of a coworker dating We always go to the worst case scenario We never talk about what if it can go right They automatically say, I don't want this to happen Because it could be bad What could go right? It could be love You could be like Jean and Julie Morning Show You guys could be the... Julie and Josh Well, no, there's a couple of shows that I know That actually have dated each other Or married each other, yeah I mean, if we're going that route Then I think Lydia and Jets should get together too Let's all date each other You speak on it How do you feel about that? You know what? That would be a long distance thing So I'd be happier with that Although we could lose either Lydia Or Joe could lose Jed Why do you go to loss? Immediately Love over loss We could gain new little mojo in the morning I have bad news on that one Oh, you do? I do have bad news I have bad news on that deal Wait, I'm wet Jed's back with his girlfriend April Fools No You'll always find your way back home Jed's back with his girl The blonde girl? As long as he's blonde No, the Albanian Yeah, the blonde one She's blonde She's blonde Albanian? I didn't even know that She is They're blondes They're Albanians that are blondes She might be a big blonde, I don't know I guess she is, you know, gorgeous From what they all tell me But he likes his girls with a little ethnicity Who does he? That is true There is something nice about it I got the Italian though That was my ethnicity All right Other than that Pistons clinched Let's go The Central Which I noticed yesterday That Dearborn was celebrating Iraq Making it to the World Cup So it's their first time since the 80s They were dancing in the streets Greenfield was crazy They actually had to close down Greenfield For a little bit But the craziest was This is the wildest thing Is that they were dancing And they were going crazy out there But the Pistons won the Central They weren't even dancing for that And the Motor City Crews did something good Motor City Crews are officially in a playoffs now But what is the deal? Hey, Dearborn, when we win the East We only need two more wins to clinch the East I want to see you and everybody else Dancing in the streets Where's it going? Baghia Yeah Yeah, for sure I want to make sure that we have a situation Where we're all What is this? How does Kevin know this? Look at you Go, Kev This is like y'all's hustle or something I thought about Bingo He's the only guy at Caldean Bingo You can say black guy I thought that was a tation You were the only This is like when everybody You're like black guy You were the only guy Did the room get quiet when you walked in? A real live black man at Bingo Oh my god, a real black man Caldean Bingo Caldean Bingo is so fun We got to go again Alright, well here's the deal We're excited We're congratulatory Towards all of our folks from Iraq We're the Caldean celebrating Like the people in Dearborn Were celebrating last night I didn't I mean I don't know Cause I was asleep I don't see anything West Bloomfield They weren't dancing in the streets Of West Bloomfield It would never be in West Bloomfield It's going to be right in the middle Of Ryan Road and Sterling Heights Oh the East Siders The East Side ones You'll see the guys out there Waving the flags later on today Real fans Yes, shout out RIP to Saddam Who's right now celebrating In somewhere right now I've never heard that before Saddam is out there doing it But alright We have a chance to win Demi Lovato tickets right now We're going to kick off the show With the back in the day How smart are you? It's module in the morning Back in the day We have to go back in time Where we give you a bunch of events And you tell us what year it happened The show Punk'd premiered in the show I desperately wanted to punk George W. Bush Because he was the president at the time When we created Punk I thought I had a couple of secret service agents That could work with me on that But it turns out that they're more loyal To the president than actually Mr. Rogers' neighborhood passed away this year Mr. Rogers did Won't you please Won't you please Please won't you be My neighbor My neighbor I'm glad we're together again And big songs You talk a big game in a car Now prove how smart you are Tell us the year this stuff happened 84-4-Live 844-665-6548 Jerry, what year was this? 2003 It was! Right, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry Yeah, look at you What's going on? That is great Hey, you got tickets, buddy I don't know what you're going to be doing Going to a Demi Lovato show But hopefully you're winning them for somebody Who are these for? Uh, I'll give them to my sister No, man, this is wild Did you just call up just to win a prize Just because you knew the year Or what was the story? Because whenever I play a contest I always wonder sometimes Do people just play just because they want to play? Yeah I was a big fan of Mr. Rogers' neighborhood Growing up That makes sense I see the correlation Alright, well, this is... Absolutely Do you got a lady in your life, man? Sister Uh, yeah, I can find one Alright, I like Jerry Demi Lovato tickets Congratulations to you We're going to set you up with those I think you should just go to the show Just you and a buddy Hang out Perfect Hang out We'll set you up with those Hold on one second Mojo's Secret Sounds Giving away $7,000 this week If we get a winner We don't We're up in it And it's going to get big So get ready If we don't get a winner But I think we got four times today Tomorrow and Friday What is this sound? 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 95th caller Mojo in the mornings Dirty on the 30 Shannon will get us caught up On what's trending this morning And the dirty on the 30 Shannon, good morning So, you guys might have done this story When I was gone Or maybe this was even before that It doesn't matter So Tyler Perry handed out Yes A thousand dollar A thousand dollar gift card To the TSA To the TSA To 250 TSA agents At Lanna's Hartfield Jackson airport Obviously to help them with the government Shut down when many were working without Pay and had been working without pay For weeks and weeks There was some controversy With these gift cards At first, some TSA workers Were told they had to return them Because federal rules limit What government employees can accept So there was this really great thing And then they were like Nope, you got to give them back Well, Tyler's team Ended up working with TSA officials And a legal counsel The issue was cleared up All of the workers were told They could keep the gift cards after all And for those that returned them They got them back So that was really nice By the way, as far as those TSA workers In their checks So they got their first checks They didn't get overtime So some of the ones that got overtime Didn't have the overtime So they're correcting that But they're Now are they say More people that are going back to work They said that they had like 500 Or 600 people that quit And they believe that More than half of those people More than 400 of them have come back to work They were just going to work other jobs It's interesting though We don't hear any stories anymore about this And there's no news about what's going on The guys who are the lawmakers Are getting busted by TMZ on vacation They caught Lindsey Graham at Disney Which by the way, what is What's he doing at Disney? They also caught What the hell is the guy's name? Hakim Jeffries, I believe he's in Vegas And then they caught What's his name? Ted Cruz I think down in Fort Lauderdale And people are taking photos of them Because TMZ put a bounty out On any person that is in the senate Or in the house If they are on a vacation Over these next couple of weeks Because there's this They're on a recess That they should be there They should be back in Washington Still trying to figure out how to fund Because there's still many divisions Of Homeland Security That are not getting paid It's crazy Lizzo just admitted That she didn't lose her virginity Until she was in her 30s And spent years trying Well spent years lying about it To try and save face As part of a promise that she made to herself So she appeared with Benny Blanco And Lil Dicky I don't know who else is on that Friends Keep Secrets podcast But she said, yeah, I was a late bloomer She promised herself when she was younger That she wouldn't have sex Until she won a Grammy award That was her thing Which she did in 2020 That year she picked up Best Pop Solo performance for Truth Hurts Best Urban Contemporary Album And best traditional R&B performance And so they were like, did it happen that night? Right She's like, no, not that night But it did It did happen It did happen Does she, and this is a bad joke But does she have that song? It's about that time That's how it was That's good That's good A big legal loss for Kim Kardashian And Kris Jenner They lost their bid to keep their legal deal With Ray Day away from public eyes And LA Judge just denied the request To seal documents that were tied to a secret 2023 settlement over the infamous sex tape Why are we still talking about this? But we are And the judge ruled it didn't prove They didn't prove it would cause harm If made public So Kris and Kim had argued The agreement involved highly sensitive Private matters and should stay confidential But the judge sided with Ray Day Ordering the documents including the settlement there To be filed without redactions So we're going to be able to see all of this The ruling is part of an ongoing legal fight With Kim and Kris suing Ray Day for defamation Then he's countersuing them Claiming they violated the same secret deal By talking about the sex tape Hey, what's up? This is Kim Kardashian And you're listening to Mojo in the morning Have all of you guys been to a Bucky's? No I've never been Okay, I thought I was the only one I've been to a Wawa Which is just the same I think there's Bucky's But some people say it's better Okay, everybody who has been to a Bucky's Say that they're just amazing Amazing Well, an Illinois couple decided to get married At a Bucky's gas station in Tennessee While they were road tripping over the weekend The husband said he suggested Bucky's Totally as a joke But his fiance loved the idea They didn't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars On a traditional wedding They were way too overwhelmed by the amount of options To even a lope So they found an officiant, grabbed a photographer Got married in the middle of all of the gas pumps And that was that And they said the ceremony lasted three minutes They're gonna celebrate with their friends and family Over the next couple of months Somebody told me that the Bucky's brand Sells more merch than the Colorado Rockies baseball team I see it everywhere That's what this lady said Yeah, the Colorado Rockies baseball team gets outsold by Bucky's As far as merch is concerned There's probably more people at Bucky's than at the games too Actually, it's weird though This is the thing that somebody was telling me about The Rockies too The Rockies attendance is better than teams that are in first place Because I guess their beer prices are so low Like they have to get them in somewhere It's Colorado, you know Everybody just wants to go there and smoke weed And get drunk Hey, if you miss anything from today You can always go back and catch up on the podcast 24-7 For free on the iHeart Radio app Celebrity Dirt Directly from the source It's Mojo and the Morning's Dirty on the 30 Hey, it's time now for Mojo's Secret Sound Where a three-second sound is worth $7,000 From DFCU Financial, the Cashback Credit Union We got Robert on the phone with us right now Hey, Robert Hey, how you doing? Doing fantastic, Robert What would you be doing with that $7,000 if I say Robert? We're writing you a check Oh, for sure I'm definitely going to pay some of these credit cards Oh, really? Oh, man What do we got as far as credit card debt right now? What do you got? Actually, I'm going to be writing a couple of medical situations there I get it Listen, I just did the same thing I had a big-ass bill from Michigan Medicine, man I popped that thing right on my visa because it was so big But you know what? We're going to get that thing paid off for you I like this You know what? I have rooted for everyone to win But I've never been rooted harder than a guy like Robert Who wants to pay his medical bills Robert Yeah Your chance to win $7,000 What is Mojo's secret sound? I'm going to say that is a broom Someone sweeping To be in a dustpan or That's what I feel like It's a broom sweeping In a dustpan Yeah Into a dustpan Yes It's a very good guess But it is not the right answer Oh, right Alright Dang it Man I want to almost narrow it down But I can't do that Can't They won't allow that to happen But it's a good guess You know, listen, we've had very good guesses on this sound I think people are starting to get this contest Which I think this has got to be a contest We held it as a staple Because it's so good I like it I got to tell you the ratings, Robert If I can tell you this, buddy Hired in his interest rate Yeah The ratings have been higher, yes Than the amount of money you owe to the bank on that credit card It's been unbelievable So we have another chance for you And make sure that you're listening to us We'll do it when Shannon does the next dirty Which is at 7.30 this morning Alright I'm definitely calling I got you Make sure, Lydia, you look for Robert's call, okay? Okay Thank you, Lydia I appreciate that We'll be right back This module in the morning is 5 at 6.55 I don't know why I'm doing the 5 at 6.55 so early I was gonna say Why am I doing it so early? Hold on a second 5 at 6.52 I feel like I'm playing the 5 at 6.55 early here What is going on? Alright, get Kev back in the studio I told me I had to walk out Alright, hold on I'm gonna I love that you just stopped I'm gonna stop it Cause, yeah, it would be too early for it Kevin, come back in Why did he leave? I told him to leave Cause he hates to know what songs I'm gonna have As our three songs to pick For the Oh, okay Yeah, I always do like Throwbacks A throwback Wednesday here Yeah And I know you hate it so And you heard one of the songs and you were like That's my song I'm voting on that song I love that Alright, let me do the songs right now And then it'll get us up to 6.55 And then right afterwards we'll play Whichever one wins So, Zach get in studio for your vote Should I play after the 5.655 And before the 5.00 Tell your mom phone scam Should I play A? What should I make me be? Like I'm the only girl in the world Like I'm the only one that you love and love Like I'm the only one who knows your heart Only girl in the world Like I'm the only one that's in the man My head's bobbing too, Zach I'm going up and down I'm getting going I would make you feel like a man Or should I play B? Which Kevin already heard I'm just too late to apologize He was excited Right, Nader? What's wrong? Come on, Zach He was very excited when he heard that I'm just too late to apologize I'm just too late to apologize Why should I play C? It's the number one champion sound Yo! We know how to sing a world right now I can't even my change my voice Okay, that was easy Which one am I playing here, huh? We just sold out all the floor seats Take me on a trip I'd like to go someday Take me to your kind love to see CLA I really want to come pick you up You'll be my American boy American boy We're going to find out right after this It's mojo in the morning, 5-6-55 5-6-55 I like your 5-6-55 Zach's getting ready to leave I'm like, Zach, you don't get any I want you to stay right there, I'm here It's a holiday week We got nobody listening to this radio show this week We can do whatever we want Carissa, the boss is out of town We're going to have some fun with the 5-6-55 Carissa from Detroit It says that she's at the factory right now Working, what kind of cars are we making? We're not making cars We're making parts for the cars We're making snacks for the people Okay, well you do your thing, I like it Lauren is on with us Your challenger here, she's from Ann Arbor It says that Lauren works at United Rentals What's up, Lauren? Hey, good morning Carissa, Lauren, Lauren, Carissa Nice to meet both of you guys Good morning, Lauren Good morning, Carissa I'm locking Lauren up in a Sound Preferia We're going to start with Carissa first So, Lauren, you're going to go and talk to Lydia For the 5 questions, okay? Alright, sounds good Alright, good luck Hold on This is for a chance to win $10,000 in free groceries With Mojo Pays, your grocery bills Brought to you by Kroger Each of you guys are going to get a $50 Kroger gift card The winner will get two chances to win the $10,000 The loser or runner-up will get one chance Carissa, question number one This Truth Hurts singer says that she was a virgin Until her 30s, who is she? Who is she? Question number two The head coach of the Detroit Pistons Was commenting on Jaden Ivy's situation yesterday What's his name? Three seconds Coach Mutual I really don't know Alright, she gave a good guess What did he say? He said Coach Mitchell or something Is that what you said? Yeah, Coach Mitchell He was my wrestling coach Question number three Megan Thee Stallion was rushed to the hospital After falling ill during her performance In Mulan Rouge on Broadway Which rapper was accused of shooting Megan Thee Stallion in the foot? Corey Lane Question number four The new Super Mario Galaxy movie hits theaters today What is the name of the little green dinosaur character From the Super Mario's franchise? Is it Yoshi? Question number five Today is April 1st, which is a holiday What is the day known as? April Fool's Day Let's bring your challenger To play now And that's Lauren back from a soundproof area How did Carissa do? She got four to five Nice Carissa? Yeah, that's good I don't think these questions are all together easy So let's see what happens here Lauren, question number one This Truth Hurts singer says she was a virgin Until her thirties Who is she? I have no idea Oh my gosh Shannon just did this in the dirty Lizzo Truth Hurts Alright You cannot miss any of these others If you miss it, Lauren You're gonna lose and Carissa's gonna win Question number two This is the only question that Carissa missed The head coach of the Detroit Pistons Was commenting on the Jaden Ivy situation yesterday What's his name? Oh, there's one You can't I have no idea One Oh no First two JB Beckerstaff Oh, I would have never Carissa wins Nice job, Carissa Oh, that's good Wow We gotta hear the story about Megan Estalion I just got that broken in this 5-6-55 Shannon will talk about that in the dirty Yoshi is the character's name The Green Dinosaur in Super Mario Kev, you're going to see that movie? Today, potentially Today? That looks cute Today is April Fool's Day everybody And by the way, that was an April Fool's joke That JB Beckerstaff question Let me do another one here for you Okay, Lauren? Okay Lauren, you know what? You just did it for the $50 gift card Didn't shoot a Kroger And the chance to try to win the 10 grand I mean, yeah I mean, why? Honestly, this is like the easiest contest ever It's like It's a win-win Everybody's getting a prize Thank you to Kroger for this Just two more chances to play this game Tomorrow and Friday And then we're going to give away that $10,000 The shopping spree with Mojo Pager Grocery Bills Brought to you by Kroger So guys, have a great morning It's Mojo in the mornings 5 is 655 WKUI Detroit WSNX Mosquito Grand Rapids WVPS Tilly Dough An I-Art radio station Guaranteed Human Three great radio stations One stupid show Mojo in the morning live Alright If you'd like to be on the Five Lies To tell your mom phone scam And scam your mom It's going to screw up your Easter basket though If you do this You can text mom to 955-00 And we will get you on the show So text mom to 955-00 And we will phone scam your mom This morning, we're canceling a spring break cruise It's Mojo in the mornings 5 is 655 Sweet 5 lies to tell your mom Ashley Hello 5 lies to tell your mom Guys going on a cruise together, huh? Yes, we are Man, where are you guys cruising? What part of the world? It's either the Eastern or Western Caribbean So we're going to like the Bahamas and Grand Turk So it'll be fun I like it Is family vacation? Yep So we're going with my dad and my fiance as well For my mom's birthday Alright We're going to make mom feel like this vacation May not happen And there might be some issues 5 lies to tell your mom Lie number 1 You're going to say mom I just got an email from the cruise line Lie number 2 Say the air conditioning stopped working again Lie number 3 We can still go on for the stationary cruise though Lie number 4 The boat won't leave the dock And lie number By the way, this is the Bobbleau boat And lie number 5 Say they'll make the boat feel like it's moving When it's not Oh This is fun This is like a ride at Disney or something We're going to call mom and have some fun with her for 5 lies Okay Hello Hey What? Oh, I just got an email from the cruise What? It says that the air stopped working again Are you kidding me? Yeah, and I guess the boat's not going to leave the port now What? It says that the air stopped working again Are you kidding me? Yeah, and I guess the boat's not going to leave the port now So what do we do? So they're offering to do a stationary cruise, I guess Where the boat is still on the dock So that it can be connected to generators So that the air works I'm airing the **** Yeah, but I guess that they make it feel like You're still on the cruise They have wind going to make it seem like you're sailing And I guess they blow like, through So that you think that you're like in the Turks and Caicos still Are they going to send you money back? I don't know, they didn't say anything about money I mean, do you still want to go on it if the boat doesn't move? Well, my airfare isn't enough, it's refundable I mean, I guess we can still use the drink package on it I'll call **** Alright It might not be bad if they, you know, make it still feel like you're moving I can't **** believe this Yeah, I don't know That's where it got into my life Yeah, I mean, do you think that I'm making this up? A stationary cruise, really? One that doesn't move, but they blow fans and make it smell like you're in the Turks and Caicos I just put it on the deck I just put it on that group, has anyone received an email? **** saying the ship has no air and will be stationary Yeah, maybe somebody will write back to you on there Alright, I'll call them, bye Bye Bye Let's call her back real quick Where's she called? Hold on, I'll say it Hello? Hello? Hello? Vicky **** Yeah? Hi, I just called your daughter on the other line How you doing? Good, how are you? Good, this is Bob, I'm from **** cruise lines Yup Yeah, your daughter had called to talk about your guys' cruise, your pending cruise that you're going on Right We're having an issue with the ship, some issues with keeping the air on while the boat is sailing Is this a joke? No, it's not, I know this is tough for you guys planning a family vacation and this happens but we're willing to give you a refund, we can't refund obviously your airline tickets that's on you Yeah, and my scooter and my drink package and... Yeah, but with the drink package we'll be able to double your drink package, we'll give you the premium alcohols I cannot believe this What are you celebrating? My birthday Oh, happy birthday, if you don't mind me asking, what do we celebrate, what number? 60th Oh, 60th birthday sitting at port would be a lot better than hanging out in Lincoln Park, Michigan, I've been there before Ah, I can't believe this Yeah, we'll still do all the normal stuff too, you know, conga lines and... How about we give you a little extra spin through the buffet line at midnight, they have those late night buffets No Listen, nobody goes on a cruise to actually see what the islands look like, they go on the cruise to drink their faces and eat their faces off I don't know What are other people doing? I don't know, let me, you know what, let me, I got some people on the phone line here, I'm gonna conference a couple people in, okay? This, hi, nice lady, Shannon here, Shannon, you're going on the cruise, you agreed to go, I've got on the phone with us, Vicki and Ashley from Southgate and Lincoln Park, Michigan Oh, hello Will you tell them how excited you are to go on this cruise? Yeah, actually, I'm really excited, I don't know how to swim anyway, so this is, this makes me feel a lot more comfortable and I'm gonna make the best of it Fantastic Yeah See what I mean, Vicki? I know, but I'm not gonna be eating at midnight, you know, one of the reasons why I'm going on this cruise is to go to the other port I mean, and to have fun in it on the cruise, but... Oh, we'll have fun, Vicki, you can come to my room instead of going to the other ports Why? You can scoot on over to my room instead of going to the other ports Oh, I don't think these guys even realize, Vicki and Ashley, you don't understand, this is the swinger's cruise Right You're poor mom That really weird That really weird Let's call it a move How do we end up there? Your mom reminds me of Ampac Ampac! The whole time I'm listening to this going, this woman is not even, this woman won't even be happy in Turks and K-Gauss Oh my God, it can't You know that on this cruise your mom's gonna still be miserable because she's gonna... Oh yeah, she's gonna still be upset Hello? Hello Vicki This is a joke Vicki I didn't sign up for no swinger cruise and I've already asked other people, they have not heard of this I'm holy s*** right now What did you do? Did you text them and say, did you hear about the swinger's cruise? No, I mean it's not funny, I don't know who you are Vicki, we're here to wish you an early happy 60th birthday from your daughter Ashley This is the mojo in the morning show Oh my God, I'm, you know what mojo? I cannot, she's dead meat Vicki No, I'm a hard cat, I'm crying Vicki, you are not crying Yes I am Oh, Vicki Oh my God Ashley, you a***** Why did you make us do this? Now I just tell these people on Facebook it's a joke I think they're gonna be very happy to find out that the cruise isn't gonna be stationary and full of swingers I was thinking, I bought my husband a pineapple shirt You know what, the only thing that's gonna be swinging is my fist on Ashley Vicki, happy early birthday Thank you mojo, Shannon everybody Oh, you're welcome Yes, listen, you're gonna have fun on this cruise and the air is gonna work Well, at least we think so Now I gotta explain all these people on Facebook Vicki, we're gonna give you a prize for being on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom Oh, thank you It's mojo in the mornings Sweet Five Lies to Tell Your Mom In 15 or less on mojo in the mornings He's Shannon's dirty on the 30 But first But first, Kevin feels like I screwed him over and he is very mad at me Let's talk about it I'm not mad, I'm just disciplining you Oh, that's even worse than being mad I'm not mad, that word is worse We're gonna talk about that next And you know who's gonna be on with us after we do Secret Sound? Full House in Detroit's very own Dave Coolier is gonna be on the show, he's joining the show, we'll be right back, no point in words Call us 844-MOJO LIES 844-665-6548 This is mojo in the morning Mojo in the morning show Alright, be honest with you Kevin's mad at me Uh oh This is legitimate by the way And he has every right to be mad at me But let me explain myself Go ahead Kevin and tell why you're mad at me Well first off, how long are we about to do this? Cause I know we got the dirty coming up and I'm not trying to rush through this No no no, we got it all the time in the world Secret Sound right now here on the show You think I would cut you short just cause you're gonna make me look bad? I think you already put me in a bad position so I don't know what you will do So here's the thing, I'm not mad at you I do think what you did was messed up And I am disappointed in you because you are a person that has integrity And you have no problem speaking your mind so I don't know why you was quiet on this So for those who don't know, I was entering into a business relationship with someone We'll say that And this was no secret This was something I was vocal about for months Mojo knows that this thing is happening And I'm putting my name behind somebody I'm gonna be speaking on behalf of someone For all intents and purposes I'm representing this person And yesterday, again Mojo has known this for months I vocalized this Mojo has said nothing disparaging about this person's character at all He's actually said, okay yeah, how'd it go? He's checked in a couple of times and it worked out or is it gonna be done? Like he's well aware of the process of this So yesterday Mojo and I are together And there are some other people around Who may have said something about this person that I'm gonna do business with That wasn't in the best light Mojo then not only agrees with them about the situation But then doubles down on his own experience of why this person is a bad person He's never mentioned one time in these two months That this guy is a bad guy But now he got all these facts about why this guy is a bad guy How he has a personal experience with this guy as a bad guy How another person that we know has had a bad experience with this person And I'm sitting here shocked Like where was all of this news these past two months Where I'm trying to close a deal You should have said something In all fairness In all fairness I wanted to see you actually have to deal with In all fairness I was just staying out of it I was staying out of the stuff I never said, yeah you should I never said that You cannot stay out of it I never said anything But this is an interesting thing Because I bet you there are people that can relate to this And this is where obviously I'd like the topic to go But also I will explain myself more And people can comment on me and you know this I know Kevin's being very vague with it But Kevin's got a little side hustle thing going with this guy And I don't want him to get himself into any kind of trouble with this person But has anybody ever had this happen to them where You were about to hire somebody maybe to go do something for you Like fix something like a construction guy And a friend of yours goes You hired that person, that person's bad Or here's a great analogy Or you started dating somebody maybe That's the analogy You know this guy or this girl is trash And you know not only from your experience they've been trash But from other people's experience they've been trash And you still allow your friend to date them Who would do that Without saying anything Yeah So Oh he has a track record with this, huh Shay? I actually did do that to Shannon She dated a guy friend that was a little shady So this is what you do So 844 mojo live 844 665 6548 Or if you got a comment you can text Mojo in the morning 9500 to sex call me Real quick before I comment Rachel what did you want to say to Kevin? Kev you need to calm down a little bit bud Sorry Rachel if I if I seem a bit He's a little loud isn't he Rachel? If I seem a bit high but you got a little bit You got to understand what's happening Calm down I've been talking with you Calm down Listen Rachel I've been talking with this person And this company for two months We're closing a deal And the whole time I'm closing this deal Mojo is also closing his mouth But not telling you he's the character of this person It's the first time I've closed my mouth That's not okay Okay so let me let me just say this to you That I um I stayed out of it Because I didn't want to take cost you money That doesn't matter You were going to make money off this person And to me at the point that you were about to make money off of him I'm like you know what let him let him do the little thing You're only going to do the thing for a little bit who knows whatever And I didn't want you to That's not you think that's a good reason No To be in partnership with somebody that's a bad person Because I'm going to make a little money And also I didn't want it to become a situation where I'm the reason why you don't do it And then it comes back on me Even though the validated things That were said were valid right Very valid So you actually checked with other people too That's what I'm but my thing is Now it's a bigger thing When it could have been squashed earlier had I known that information It may not have gone as far as it's been So now are you not going through with it? I don't think I am Like I'm 95% sure in my spirit Don't bring me into it I'm not I'm going to say personal reasons because that's what it is But I wish I would have done this sooner Because I have other people are attached to it Steve what's up How's that all going on? Hi Yeah, okay You're valid but your experience May be different from Mojo's experience Right It sounds like there's been multiple people who have had issues They fully agree with what you're saying And people can change however when there's a pattern of behavior from a person And there are some things I don't believe you can come back from These textures are You can be the factor Patterns can change These textures are not like you Steve Your situation can be very different I don't know if Lydia is only calling you and Rachel Because you guys are coming down on Kev Every texture is texting about this and in Kev's side of this whole thing Oh my god Steve there are certain situations And I don't want to get in depth with it because it's other people's business But if somebody was harassed or somebody You know what I mean Some type of pressure that made somebody feel uncomfortable Somebody that you have come to know and respect I can't work with you bro Look at this here Misfit Shelly says Mojo you did Kev dirty Sorry Shelly Did Mojo apologize to you? 616 says Kev is right on this one I don't think he apologized No he didn't apologize I don't think he did Yeah nothing I need to apologize for though Is something I need to apologize I just stayed out of it No I mean I think you can say yeah what I did was messed up And yeah you should apologize Next time I'll act different Why? I stayed out of it But that's the problem though You need to do your own due diligence Oh maybe in the truth You didn't even ask me for my opinion on it See that's BS right there You do a lot of things without asking for my opinion No that's BS right there That's a cop out And that's worse than not saying anything You're just trying to put it on me And play the victim role Like you should have asked me So I'm not gonna act you every time for something If you know something is happening You have a responsibility as a friend to speak up You are like my children I've always let them get close to the fire And they burn themselves once And then I'll stop them after that Your logic ain't sound in this one Watch out Leslie hi Hi how are you I'm doing okay well I'm not doing okay Kevin's coming down on me I'm doing better than Kevin is right now What's going on My moral compass is right Well first I want to say that Kind of this is with a twist I'm a first time caller with my real name Oh Leslie's on the phone I don't know why you used a fake name Why were you aliasing it before Oh there was a story I once told about my son Being on OnlyFans And I didn't know what it was And I asked you guys to explain to me what it was Oh my god I actually remember you That's good That's good That's funny So anyway So you know I have learned the hard way To just leave people alone Because I'm a very passionate person I love my friends deeply To the point that I sometimes realize That I don't really care about Like I don't take care of myself I love people more And I have found myself in situations recently Where friends still aren't talking to me Because I have meddled where I think I thought things were You know I They needed my thoughts Like please don't go that route This is what's going to happen if you do And now I still have people that aren't talking to me But you're really damned if you do Damned if you don't So it's like But people don't like their lives to be meddled in And even if it's proven That it didn't go well After the fact They're still mad You know So that's been my experience And Leslie You are there I'm going to piss somebody off I'm going to either piss The person who's introducing Kevin To this person Or I'm going to piss off Kevin So I just stay out of it at that point But what's going on Bianca? Yes, hi Hi Bianca How are you? I am great How are you? Excellent Are you? That sounded like a I'm going to give you a Tongue lashing mojo What's going on Bianca? Bring it on Oh my gosh Kevin This exact thing just happened to me In October So I totally understand the frustration Oh my goodness What's your situation? It was someone really close to me I ended up working with someone And I went in totally blind I was so excited to work with this person And then when I started working with this person They had a really bad attitude And it threw me off Because I went in without anybody saying Anything about this person At least you heard it actually Kevin At least you heard a little bit Before you started working with the person I had to experience this person Oh boy And then I went back to the person That was close to me And I'm like man You know this person is this way You know and then he's like Yeah I know See What? See I can understand Allowing someone to have their own experience I can understand that But if you have information I think you have a responsibility To at least alert that person of what's happening A Texture 616 says Doesn't have all we say Not my business That doesn't work for every situation If I have a friend that's entering a business relationship Or any type of relationship And I know that the person they're entering with Is a bad person I'm going to tell you Hey Nikki what's up What? Hey So I gotta agree with Kev Mojo if you stayed quiet the whole time And then opened your mouth yesterday You didn't You should have just kept your mouth shut yesterday Yeah You should have seen him yesterday You should have seen him He was glowing I actually honestly should have just stayed quiet Until Kevin was done and had his own experience That's what I should have done I made a mistake You said you stayed quiet the whole time And then yesterday got yapping with the other crowd I know I know You put yourself in the hole You put yourself in the hole I started cackling with the other girls And I got myself in the trouble What's up Smith? Shady Peggy Oh hi I'm here Well good morning everybody Good morning I wear mojo Thank you I wear mojo though I feel that I will let you experience What you have experienced with that person And Dana is you got to tell me Dana I'll listen and Dana I'll give you my feedback But I'm not really a person to feedback Of a relationship with someone enough Because like one of the other callers said You could tell somebody something about somebody And just because you tell them that Don't mean that they will ever ever In life ever That is true Okay Are you also the type of person that say Say he didn't say anything to me And I went through this situation And something bad happened And I came back and said Man oh my gosh this is what happened Does he then say And act like Oh my god really that person did it Or does he say yeah I kinda could see that happening Yeah Just take your ass Right you're a liar dude You're a liar If you have to act surprised Then you're wrong Listen I made a mistake I made a mistake I should have just kept my mouth completely shut No I was waiting for you I made a mistake and I'm sorry This is what Chelsea be talking about He hate that and made me wrong You go down and see what you do Why did you do it wrong Why did you get to bring that in That's what we should call it No no no Let's call it Chelsea Lucy what's up Lucy Hi Hi I was just gonna say As a parent to a teenager I'm learning that We always wanna like help them And like you know we wanna protect them So as a parent Mojo I can see where you're coming from Like the patterns with it you know Trying to not like step on you know Someone's toes or you wanna guide them But also let them do their thing to learn But Cubs right you gotta hear them out And why it didn't work out You know that's my final thought Lucy people are saying if this was a round of Am I the A-hole Mojo's the A-hole Oh that's what you should have been Well in this situation No matter what you're gonna be looked at I know As the A-hole because you know But we live and we learn Janice wants to comment and be the last one What's up Janice Hey good morning I just think that you guys gotta stop Airing your dirty laundry This is between you and Kevin And it's making me uncomfortable It's your choice to not share It's Kevin's choice to be upset Yeah right But You saw Drake Yeah it's Are you professional or not Yes Kevin stop Airing the dirty laundry Thank you Janice I appreciate you Are you a first time listener That's what we do here I am not Long time Long time is a long time Mojo loves to argue with dumb people He wears them down Then beats them with his experience This is Mojo in the morning Secret sound I am sorry by the way that I didn't say anything I really am Sure Just don't put that in the podcast Don't put that in the podcast You know we do that bro Um Yeah What is this secret sound That sound is what my stomach was feeling like During that last conversation 844 Mojo live for $7000 Mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 Dave Couillet is on with us in just moments He's gonna call into the show So I'm excited for that Shannon's gonna do the dirty What's going on So Greenfield Road in Dearborn Michigan Was a party last night In fact it was such a party Police had to close a portion of it Down for a little bit as fans celebrated Iraq's national soccer team Qualifying for the World Cup for the first time Since I believe 1986 Wow Congrats Is that what you said Lydia? 1986 Yeah I mean flags waving People cheering Screaming It was a scene It's interesting because World Cup brings out everybody's Nationalities and heritages and homelands Where people start rooting for their team You know they go crazy for their team I always feel weird I would be rooting for Cuba Wouldn't that be weird to root for Cuba? I don't cry Is that okay? Yeah that's your family That's your heritage, your background Yeah I don't know I'm rooting for the USA Megan Estellian rushed to the hospital After suddenly falling ill During her Broadway performance of Moulin Rouge The musical wasn't feeling well at all And this was mid-show So she started the show Got through almost intermission Had to exit the performance early And a spokesperson said she was transported to a local hospital For evaluation I haven't heard anything since this happened I do know an understudy Stepped in to finish the role as concerns spread Among fans and the cast backstage But she just made her Broadway debut As the role of Zidler in this show A couple of days ago She was supposed to be in it through mid-May Though it's now unclear when or if She is going to return So hopefully she's okay Tiger Woods seems to be fighting the charges From his latest crash And stepping away from golf To deal with the fallout He's pleaded not guilty to DUI related charges Tied to that rollover crash in Florida From a couple of days ago He is demanding a jury trial From what I'm hearing In a statement that he made Tiger said, I know and understand The seriousness of the situation I find myself in today And that's when he said he's going to step away From the game of golf To seek treatment And focus on his health And I think this broke after the show yesterday There were some pills found in his pocket At the time of his arrest According to the Martin County Sheriff's Office Paying pills, right? Yeah, it was two hydrocodone pills In his left side pant pocket So those pills were collected And submitted as evidence And again, when asked He had claimed he had not consumed any alcohol Or illegal substances that day But admitted to quote unquote taking a few When asked about prescription medications Somebody said his doctor came forward to say That he has prescribed that medication So that he is okay But are you not allowed to drive When you have that? Probably not They always tell you not Anybody that's carrying a loose pill in a pocket I think they got a problem I get pills in my pocket I throw my Zertek in my pocket To remember to take it when I have water When I get to work But when I was on pain pills For my shoulder surgery and stuff I only did it for a few days They told me I couldn't drive I didn't drive for like a week I don't watch this show But I know that this was crazy news That broke yesterday Summerhouse stars Amanda Petula And West Wilson are officially A couple after weeks of rumors They confirmed the romance in a joint statement Calling the relationship very new They said they were friends first And a relationship kind of grew out of that They admitted that they kept things private Because of the complicated dynamics surrounding them The timing is drama Amanda just split from her husband Kyle West previously dated her very close friends Sarah Miller So lots of feelings there And lots of fan reactions In other shows my friends kid is on love overboard You watch that show? No but I know the show So it's on I think at the time That the bachelor was supposed to be on But it's not on But he's on that show And he can't tell his parents anything that happens And it's drawn for like a really tough thing Like with the family and stuff That would be so hard to keep your mouth shut You can't say anything of what's going on He couldn't even when he was doing the show He was away for like months He couldn't even contact his parents Wow, yeah That's kind of wild President Trump is set to address the nation tonight With what the White House is calling An important update on Iran The prime time speech is scheduled for 9 o'clock And it comes as the U.S. conflict with Iran Enteres week number five Speaking of TV stuff I tried to tune into the Pistons game last night And I couldn't get the game On Detroit the station that carried it Has an issue with Xfinity Uh-oh And I tried to tune on Good Morning America Just a second ago And in Detroit we don't get our ABC station Because of scripts I guess it doesn't want to allow the game Or their network to be carried or something like that They're cheap I don't know They want our cable bill to go up at Channel 7 So is it no longer on Fandall Sports? No, so the game wasn't on Fandall at all There was a Red Wings game Which by the way they should have just taken that thing off After three minutes in that game That game was over with But that was horrible by the way that game What's up with the March collapse of the Red Wings? I don't know man But yeah Channel Scripts owns Channel 7 in Detroit And also Channel 20 I think it is WMXD And they're not covering those stations right now That you have a big sign if you have Xfinity That says due to a contract dispute And we don't want your cable bills to go up So Mike Murray, where are you at Mike Murray? I'm coming for you He's gonna text you Mike First Brad Galley is leaving Now this We're not at that station That station is falling apart right now And lastly some dirty for all of us believers Of course Justin is set to headline Coachella soon But is there more in store? He posted a very cryptic post on his social media From his private life performance With the message see you all soon And so fans are like is he talking about Coachella Or is he talking about like a tour? Because I keep hearing so many people I know are saying There is a tour in the works for later this year There's gotta be a tour And more new music as well Can't wait And I hope So we'll see Not only do I hope he tours But I hope that what he's been doing on Twitch With his live streams and like his warehouse or something Where it's a scaled down version Is how he approaches his tour You want him stadium status? I want a stadium I want big music When he does the whole acoustic stuff Like he did at the Grammys I hated that I like the smaller venues though That seems to be where he's at now Is a more intimate kind of connection Missed anything from today's show Is that Lydia? Can always go back and catch up on the podcast On the free iHeart radio app It is time now for Mojo's secret sound Which is brought to you by DFCU Financial I talked to Pakuta yesterday Who shouts out all of you guys And says that DFCU is very happy with this promotion DFCU! They're excited for the 20th anniversary Of DFCU Financial Giving members cash back Not just on the money that you put into your account But also even the money that they give you for loans And they have a new location opening In Bloomfield Hills off of Telegraph Road Right in front of Shannon's favorite strip mall Of stores over there It actually is It's the best TJ Maxson home goods And Costco and what else there Pipe Lo There's the Good Dix is right there Good Dix is always good The Good Dix we love a Good Dick I love it So that's where you want to go DFCU Financial Make sure that you go to the cash back credit union Dickhead Alright Megan is on with us from Columbus, Michigan I didn't even know we had a Columbus, Michigan Do we hate Columbus, Michigan As much as we hate Columbus, Ohio? No No, okay Michigan is way better Is it like for the one time a year Where Michigan takes on Ohio State Do people in Columbus change the name of their city? No, unfortunately we do not Okay Alright, well listen You're going to be the most famous person in Columbus, Michigan If you win something I'm probably about a hundred people there Okay, sorry $7,000 could be yours Here you go, secret sound That's amazing What is our mojo secret sound for $7,000? I think it's an ice scraper cleaning the window with ice or snow on it We've had a lot of those guesses Not that specific That's a good guess But unfortunately it's not the right answer I wish I could just narrow it I can't So if no one gets it this week at $7,000 What does it grow to? Next week it grows to Lydia Am I correct in saying this? Is it $13,000? What? Yes It's $13,000 That's a huge amount Because we have $20,000 budget And next week is the last week of secret sound Until we bring it back again And we've already got it So if we don't get a winner by the end of the day Friday on opening day when we're doing this thing It goes to $13,000 to one person And then the rules change and I can start giving away hints Oh really? Yeah I can actually I miss that meaning I didn't get that Okay Megan unfortunately it's not the right answer So it is not the ice scraper But here's the story That's it 8.30 this morning you have a chance, okay? Okay, thank you guys so much Have a good day Alright, congratulations to you Hold on one second I'm getting through I mean not obviously And being one of the 100 most famous people in Columbus, Michigan Coming up here next on the show I understand that Dave Couillier will be joining the show I want to check on Dave and see how he's doing Dave's been in the news Obviously we know Dave from Full House fame But also Detroiters know Dave because he lives here And he actually is a big part of the community But I want to check on his health But also he's got something big that's going on He's going to be hanging out with a bunch of celebrities There's a ton of celebrities coming to town And we'll explain where you can meet A bunch of people and go to Is it Astronomicon? What is it called? Astronomicon Astronomicon Is that the same thing that they're shooting up And going to be going around the moon with tonight? No, that's a little bit different What's it Artemis? That's Artemis Artemis, too Yeah, this is a collection of your favorite celebrities And artists and creators in one place I was looking at some of the celebrities that are on this list That are here Dave Couillier from Full House fame David Arquette from the Scream franchise Even Tommy Chong from Cheech and Chong Cheech will be there, too Rose McGowan is going to be there Kevin Smith who did all those movies Mallrats and clerks and all those things Chase and Amy There's a bunch of celebrities Billy Zane from Titanic Mick Foley Who's that? Mick Foley used to have soccer He was a wrestler Oh my god, this is pretty wild What's his name? That guy? That's always the scary guy in all the shows Danny Triho Oh yeah, he'd have been there Alright, so we'll talk to Dave Couillier Coming up here in just a little bit Alright, it's Mojo in the morning show This is a really cool situation And I told Shannon this is like reminding me Of that whole Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg movie Where it was at Stepdads or something like that Daddy's Home Daddy's Home? There's two of them, Ria I love those movies Wes is stepping up because Smith, his stepson Is playing football And the coach quit at the last minute So, Smith's playing flag football Which is so fun to watch by the way It's like my favorite thing to watch that he does And they've had, his little team Has had the same coach for the last three Or four years maybe And that coach is phenomenal But he couldn't do it this season Because I think he's coaching baseball And he's like swamped with doing that And so the organizer of this flag football league Was like we need a coach for this team Of second graders and nobody volunteered I looked at Wes and I'm like dude You coach track, you love coaching And he's like I'm doing it That's awesome So coach Wes is now coach Wes Of the second grade flag football team Let's go Wes Can I tell you how much I love that I love that because I know how much Wes loves to coach But I love that because I know how great The relationship is that Wes has with Smith Yeah, it'll be fun to watch I think Is Smith excited about it? Smith's excited Does Smith look at it as an opportunity That he's gonna get a lot of playing time Or what does he think? Wes is not like that Wes is so fair Because I see him coach I'm gonna tell Wes something Samantha and I saw him coach Kieran His son and he pulls No favoritism Can I tell you something? I'm gonna tell you Wes If you're listening to Wes I'm gonna tell you this And I'll call him and tell him this too A very good friend of mine John B. Lyne Do you know who John B. Lyne is? John B. Lyne became friends of My John who was the coach At the University of Michigan He worked for the Pistons Now he's back at Michigan I was having a conversation one time With him and Tim McCormack Who played at Michigan And Tim McCormack coached Kieran his son all the years It's a long story But I said yeah One of the biggest regrets I always had as a coach Was that I don't think that I was really good to my kids I was almost not fair in their disadvantage And coach B. Lyne said When you step up to coach Your kids' teams You get the added value Since you're not getting paid Of you can take care of your kids And he actually believed that It's your opportunity to give your kid A little bit of special treatment So the whole idea of your kid Always playing shortstop or pitching When you are the coach So make sure that he doesn't do it The opposite way of being too fair But also what, you know what Smith deserves it Wes is putting the time in Smith deserves that And it's his payment for doing it And he is such a different step dad Than he is dad What do you mean by that? He just parents differently Like he's In a good way He's softer He's way softer Do his kids ever comment on that? Oh yeah How was the previous coach? What kind of coach was the previous coach? Great, honest to God Such a great, I think Because he's a coach as well Like I said he's a coach at baseball He is a middle school teacher I think so he was phenomenal And his son is still on the team Because some dads They aren't like coaches You know what I mean? They just step up And they just kind of play around Wes is going to have like a playbook If I know him There's a difference Which this other coach did too Like it's very organized I was impressed This is exciting Was Smith excited when he found out? Yes, Smith's excited This season doesn't start for a couple of weeks But yeah I love this I also We were having this conversation Yesterday on the air for a little bit But then we talked more off the air All of us did About your vacation That you guys just recently took And just how cool it was To see your kids And Wes' daughter Just really come together And become not Stepbrothers Or step sister And you know With stepbrothers and stuff It was like they were like siblings They were really good with each other Which they've always Yeah, see I'm amazing They've always like all gotten along But the age difference is Like we knew from the get go We weren't going to try to force anybody To be Westies Like it's an eight year old Lucy's going to be 12 next week Holy cow An eight year old, a 12 year old And an almost 17 year old You know what I mean Like the age difference is They're all just doing their own thing Can I say something real quick That I think is more important Than you know Wes being a great step dad It's fourth down in five Oh my god I don't know Are you asking me trivia? Is he going to Is he going to kick the field goal And take the points? Is he dead? Or is he going to ruin Our entire season By going for it on every fourth down Holy crap That's all I care about I don't want any Raising it If Dan Campbell this year Doesn't start kicking field goals guys I'm personally going on a mission To make sure that Dan Campbell Doesn't get to have a choice on that anymore We're hiring Wes But once he doesn't kick the field goals And it goes our way Everyone wants to praise him Yes, Anna It doesn't go our way as much as it goes It doesn't go our way It screws us up It screws us up I don't know I feel like we're all done Are you drunk? Do you step up now Shannon As like you had your mom robed But now you coach his wife I'm going to sit in my chair And cheer as loud as I do You gotta bring them orange slices You gotta step up Dude if I brought orange slices Those kids would be like What? Snacks now Different ball games What's the snack vibe of these days? I mean you gotta have You gotta have some options There's a snack and a drink They're like fruit Do you feel that since Wes is doing this now You have to like step up a little bit more Not with the team but step up yourself Like you have to you know Like anything Wes wants Wes should get Like this is actually a big deal I didn't force him to say yes to this He very quickly said I'm down, I'm in He's showing you that how much he loves your kid By doing this thing You better like And Wes I don't know I'm sure you guys all have your fun You talk all the time Shannon About all the craziness You guys have with each other But this will be an opportunity For you to really show him Coach's gift at the end of the year Needs to be a good gift Talk about tight ends Did I ever tell you the coach's gift That I got one year? Oh my god One of the years A picture of all the moms They gave me a picture of all the moms Is that true? No That's weird That's weird Wouldn't that be the greatest? A calendar So I have to tell you guys That's really weird I have to tell you guys In all fairness One of the funniest stories ever Of coaching So we were having a conversation Once with one of Joe's basketball coaches that he had And I asked him a question I said so let me ask you this What is your deciding factor When you're picking team Like how do you decide Like if you have a kid That's really really talented But you have too many big guys And you need some smaller guys What do you do? And he goes Honestly? I said yeah He goes I look at the moms And he goes I look at the moms And I try to decide Alright Who's got the hottest mom Because you're going to see the moms As much as you're going to see the kid And honestly That is wrong See I don't think it's wrong I guarantee you There are some dads listening out Probably have show favoritism Based on the mom Absolutely You should have seen Remember Hot Dad No the hot coach The hot coach that we had Chelsea Brandon Was that baseball? Baseball Yeah Chelsea and you know All the other moms that were there Didn't we interview him? Didn't we have him on the air? Oh we talked about him on the air We had it Yeah He was a dad He was a coach that coached Luke and baseball Chelsea had the hots for him? All the moms had the hots for him They all thought that he was He was a hottie So we used to call him hot coach What's going on? Actually we used to send him out With the scorecard at the beginning of the game So he had to walk up to home plate To the umpire So all the moms from the other team Stract on Yeah See what you're doing What's up Matt How you doing? Hey what's going on So I am a step parent as well And I coach my stepson's baseball team Now the crazy part is Is we don't get along very well With my wife's ex husband Oh god So I feel like we I am under the scrutiny all the time Of being watched, being judged Comments and everything that goes back To my stepson It's like why do you do this? Why do you do that? And it is a nightmare sometimes But I would not trade it for the world Because I feel like I have a huge impact On all of these kids That's a lie But it's phenomenal But to be fair and honest with you He's a dickhead for doing that Right you think? I mean you said it not me I mean that's crazy that he's like Why did he do this? Why did he do that? I mean there's times where Like I'll schedule a practice And he's with his dad And his dad's like We're not going to practice And I'm like it's a mandatory practice You need to show up Like and I'm there Because I love the kids But it's like come on dude Get with the program It's not about you It's about the kid at this point You know what I mean? Stop taking your hatred Stop taking your hatred for me Out on him To come to practice Or X, Y, or Z Do you if your step kid Has like a really amazing game Do you give him a huge hug And look over in the stands and go F you You know there's times Because I coach Thorb base There's times when he does something And I will just kind of Give him that little glance And say ha I did it I will tell you this Go ahead No I will say this It would be really hard for me As a dad of three boys If I was divorced from Chelsea And her new husband was coaching my kid But I would step up and say I want to help out You know what I mean? Instead of sitting there And talking about it You know? Yeah Yeah because that's exactly what I did Because my son's team originally Didn't have a baseball coach Yeah And my Why step dad always the guy that has to step up That jackass needs to step up Right? So I'll tell you this In our household So we're a blended family of six So I have two to a previous She has three to a previous And we have one together So the only steps we consider in our house Are the steps that go upstairs And downstairs There's no steps in our house That's awesome So So I mean I love this guy I want to meet this guy We kind of left it up to our son To say well If you want me to coach I'll coach if you don't If you want me to sit in the stands and cheer I'll sit in the stands and cheer Whatever you want So we left it up to him And he's like No will you coach? I'm like Are you sure this is what you want? And he says Yeah So I did it And now I'm in my fourth season Real quick And I wouldn't trade it for the world Coach Matt I want you to say hi to Coach Wes Who's on the phone with us What's up What's up Hey what's going on You guys think I'm nice This is actually payback This is not me being a good step Wait wait hold on What do you mean? Well So Shannon When we were in Mexico What happened at the airport? What are you thinking? Do you remember at baggage claim Oh it's this You just lined me up and kicked me in the neck Oh yeah It's the story Drop me in Why? And so the next day This coaching opportunity came up And I've been around the block A couple of times with my kids This is going to be up down That's incredible Two days Wes that's the best Hold on real quick Amanda is also on our party line here Just make a comment Would you want to say Amanda? So Shannon As a You know a special little Thank you so much for doing this First So I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I mean, what do you think about that, Matt? Coach Matt, you like that idea? So I'll tell you this. My wife has at first she didn't want to embrace the coach's wife role. But now she's fully involved. She's in my dugout. He is doing my she's writing my lineup down on the board for me. I mean, she's fully, fully involved in it like, like, absolutely. Now, she will say, she will say sometimes when I mean, because when I when I'm there on the field, I'm coached when I get into the car, I take my hat off. That's it. I'm no longer coached. I'm dad and when the whole thing when my son has has an issue, he was like, man, my coach was this or that today. And she's like, Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your coach tonight. This is great. West, be honest. What are your expectations for Shannon this season? Oh, she's fully involved. They better be high. Every play. Practicing on the lawn. She's going to be the center. Wes is going to be the quarterback and they'll never be in the shotgun. All right, I love it. Hey, good job. Both of you guys west and Matt, way to way, way to be good. I mean, you guys already are good guys, but way to step up for these kids. That's awesome. I love it. One Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. All right, you ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a do do. Let's go. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. It is good to have you guys on with us. A lot of good stuff coming up this morning here. What is that noise? Somebody vibrate. Who is that? Not me. Not me. Not me. Oh, it's me. Hold on a second. Oh, it's me. Oh, we're getting ready for Dave Cool. Yay. We're getting ready for you. Or is he calling the show? He's going to call into the show now because I just that was my alarm that said Dave Cool. Dave Cool. Yay is going to be joining our show here this morning. The coolest. Yay. The coolest. We got a lot of stuff to talk about to coming up here in just a little bit with the holiday Sunday in Easter is one of those big holidays where you're going to get together with all the family. We are going to talk in just a little bit about who is the most embarrassing relative that will be hanging out with you this holiday. Who is your most embarrassing relative? I've got a story to tell that actually deals with spending Easter with a family member that is extremely embarrassing. That's on the way and then coming up right after that second date update and why are you not getting a call back? What's the deal here? Lids. I just connected with his team and just reminded them that we do have this interview. I sent them a follow-up email yesterday and now I'm waiting to hear a response. We're getting ghosted? He knows he's supposed to call in because I was talking to his wife. I'm going to text him personally right now. I just got his phone number so let's see if he'll answer me there. Just call him on the phone. Just down. Why do you think that maybe he thought we're on zoom and nobody's zooming them? Because I know we tried to zoom it and zoom. No, I have the zoom open too. He's not on there either. Okay. Well, then let me talk about this. Did you hear that they late in the show, they caught the lady that was sneaking outside of the cop car? Okay. We looked at the photo of her cad member. She's like cute. Yeah, they did her band and she looked better. Her muckshot is cute. I was watching a post on Barstool yesterday that made me laugh so hysterically. They think that with what she did and then a couple of the other stories that have come out, they think that we should do the white trash Olympics and the white trash Olympics should involve different things that would be considered to be a little bit white trashy, like sitting in the back of a police car, handcuffed and climbing out the window. What are some other things? He actually said that she would be the rounder, rousy of that white trash Olympics. I don't know, maybe some other ones like smashing beer cans on your head, you know, stuff like that. But all female, it's got to be all female. Maybe, yeah, maybe possibly. It's got to be all female, female white trash. So I think it's got to be. Yeah, I think so. And then be good. And we'll host it in because it's white trash, white lake. Okay, what's the prize though? Like, what are they doing this for? The prize will be a $50 gift card to Billy's tipping in. Oh, I love Billy's tipping in. And white lake. Great breadsticks. Yeah, $50 will go a long way at Billy's tipping in, man. That's good, good clean eating right there. So it'll be good. Should I do another topic or what do you think I should do? Yeah, I called him a couple of times, went straight to voicemail. Come on, Dave. My text just went through, so let's see if it responds. Alright, then you know what, then I will, I'll do that. And I said Dave. Shannon, maybe we should call, we should call as white. I'm texting her right now. Melissa? Yeah, I love her. Maybe we should call her up and say, hey, this is one of those ones. You were supposed to be on with us. Honey, where are you at? You know what I mean? Maybe in the bathroom. Okay, we'll give them, we'll give them all the grace in the world. Alright, it's Mojo on the morning show. So Zach and I are going to be doing Easter together. Zach, you should come in for this one. This is cool, man. I'm excited about this, because I actually, well, and it came in passing on Monday, I said to Zach, I go, Zach, what you got going on? And he said, well, I'm doing okay. And he wasn't like saying it in a way that he was trying to like, you know, have me feel sorry for him. He was honestly saying it in a way that he was just kind of telling me his week. But he said that his whole family is out of town this week, and he is dog sitting for his sister, brother-in-law, and the kids. And I said, oh, so that means that they're not even going to be home for Easter. And he's like, no, I'll be home alone by Easter. And I thought, oh, that can't be home alone. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's a couple of days of the year that you can't be home alone. One of them is you're definitely not home alone on Christmas. The next day that you're not home alone is Easter. And then probably after that, you're on your own. What about my birthday? Your birthday is another one of those days, too. Thanks, man. You should have your birthday. So, Zach, Chelsea, myself, Luke, my son, and then our friends, Dennis and Leah, son, Max, who's like my son, too, we're all going to a brunch together. So we're going to an Easter brunch. And it's one of those brunches that's not like the kids these days, like the brunches, like we go to brunch on Sundays, where all they do is go to breakfast with a mimosa. Bottomless. Bottomless. Like, to me, that's not brunch. Brunch, to me, is a freakin' long buffet where it starts with salad and it ends with a big cow or something. You know what I mean? Like, it ends with a lot of cutting. And that's what we're going to. Like, don't tell me more. So we're going to a brunch that I'm not kidding you. If you want to, you can gain a hundred pounds at it. Like, is that good? Okay, so should I not eat on Saturday? Honestly, I always say eat a little bit because you don't want to get to a point where you get so full off of the shrimp cocktail or whatever. Are there no mimosas, though? Oh, they'll have a ton of that. Bloody Mary's, mimosa. I don't know. I'm like, that's where breakfast starts. Yeah. Absolutely. You're family out of town, too? No. So I was having a conversation with a buddy of mine because he and his family are going to also be there and they've been there before. And we were talking and he said, do you have that crazy relative? And I said, yeah, we all got kind of a crazy relative. And he said his crazy relative is his sister. And his sister and whole family are coming to this brunch that we're having. And last year at the brunch, his sister went up at the end and got five plates, big plates, like the dinner-sized plates that we have. And she went up and got a whole bunch of food, like, mounted it like it looked like a mountain, like Mount Kilimanjara or whatever, and walked up and filled all five of those plates. And literally one plate was the guy was carving a bunch of beef and ham and stuff. It was loaded with meat. He said, this is no joke, Tom. He goes, there was enough meat on there that it could have fed yours and my family's together. She went back to the table, sat down, and then asked for carry-out boxes. Oh, gosh. Well, they don't do this at these things. Oh, really? They don't give you, they might give you a little bit of a carry-out box, like if you have a couple of things, but they ain't filling up five carry-out boxes. That's the esthivery right there. Should I bring my own Tupperware? Well, that is the possibility of what you should think about. Like, if you really want to bring food home with you. But one of the questions I wanted to ask was, who's your crazy relative? Who is the relative that you would say is the relative that you have to either apologize for or just not invite all together? Back in the day on this radio show, we all knew who Shannon's was. We haven't heard from him in forever. I haven't either. Who is it? Cousin Russ. Cousin Russ is Shannon's cousin, who, he was kind of like this, wasn't he? Yeah, I mean, he always came with take-out containers to Christmas Eve and, what's the Italian place here in Eastern Market? We did like a big... Oh, yeah. No, Roma Cafe or Roman Village. Which one is this? Roma Cafe. And he brought take-out containers there when we had family dinner there. He was known for this. Yeah. You gotta do a welfare check on Cousin Russ, man. Make sure he good out here. He's fine. Do you know that Cousin Russ? Cousin Russ is such the crazy relative. He didn't even know where Shannon lives. Really? I actually don't even think he has my phone number. Oh my God. He's your first cousin? Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. I had an uncle, Uncle Ricky. He's no longer with us, RIP. But I remember every time he would come over, my sister and I would hide because he had a really big beard and he smoked and it always smelled like smoke and he would like try to give us a kiss on his cheek but he would rub his beard all over our face and we're like, uh, Uncle Ricky. Where'd he keep his cigarettes? Yeah, so we would always hide upstairs and my parents would be like, you have to come down and say hi. He would hide from us. Yeah, Uncle Ricky. Because you would have rashes. Yeah, on my face. A rug burn. That's the secret song. Uncle Ricky kissed me. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 or tax 9500. I want to know who is the embarrassing, crazy relative. The misfit relative. Yeah, the misfit relative. And honestly, if we could, it would be fun to talk to them. Like it would be honestly a lot of fun. Related but not related. Like on the plates. My family, some people in my family, especially on Thanksgiving, they'll come in and make their to-go plate first. You cannot do that. No way. You cannot. That's a faux pas. Put that to the side, get it wrapped up in a grocery bag, a little carry-out bag type of situation and then make the plate that you'll actually eat. That's crazy. What do people do when they're doing that? What happens if you run out of food early and they have food in their carry-out? You never run out of food, though. But I'm saying what would hypothetically be the thing that you would do, would you just get it out of there? Pass them the plate that you made. We order on pizza. Wait, you can't take somebody's plate that they made. It's not theirs, though. They distribute it to everybody else. They don't own it. We got a little extra corn here. I'm not going to lie. You guys put me in a bad spot for Thanksgiving when we have to take a picture of our plates. Oh, my fault. Thank you. Why? What's wrong? Because I want my plate to look awesome on the social media. So I'm standing that baby up. The family's like, okay. I'm always halfway through my end. I'm like, oh, crap. I'm just taking a photo of Bianca. Do me a favor, though, on Sunday for Easter. Don't hold back. I want you to literally don't hold back. Deal. Because then I'll look like the only person. Wait. I told Chelsea, I'm like, I want to skip a shot this week. You know what I mean? I want to go for it. All right. Tammy, who's the crazy relative? Okay. So my ex-grandmother-in-law, I guess you would call it. She used to take baggies to Ponderosa. No, baggies. Like ziplines. Did they ever bust her? Because I feel like that was a thing. No, it was up north in a town that won't be named. But just because they're all listeners. Anyway, yeah, that's awesome. She brought a baggie and a giant purse. I wonder why she had that big purse. Cause she had baggies, ziplocks, and wings. I loved Ponderosa was the best. What's up, Ashley? How you doing? Hey, first time long time. Hey, how's it going? Oh, my God. This is crazy. Yes. I was going to tell a story about my sister. She is definitely the misfit sibling or relative. Yeah. Um, growing up, my sister used to always just do bad things. Like one time she was driving my mom's car and she crashed it like into the side of our house a little bit and wrecked it. And she lied about it and said like, Oh, I don't know how that happened. It just showed up. Is your sister the onto? No, literally. Yeah. And like she crashed her car one day on the way to work. And she blamed it on somebody else. She said she got hit from behind and then her car like ran into the person in front of her. Oh, we got it. And so like there was a big investigation and like a week later, the police came and knocked on the door and were like, Hey, are you sure this is what happened? Cause it makes no sense. And then my sister was like, okay. I lied. I actually, I was actually my fault. I was on my phone and I hit them. Yeah. I actually don't even know what happened from that. But yeah. Oh my God. That's crazy. I had one time it was a non-relative, but it was like a friend of the families came over for a family party and gave my neighbor a lawn job. And the neighbors like, But they drove through their line all over their lawn. And they went, then the neighbor said, the neighbor said, Hey, I think I know whose car it was cause I saw the color of the car. They completely lied. Is that it wasn't them? Yeah. Yeah. Now it wouldn't work. What's up, Nicole? How you doing? Hey, Mojo. Actually, I was also the turkey girl that fell on my face when we did the turkey tackle last year. Oh, that's right. We breezed. You were 80. How are you guys doing? Good morning. How are you? What's happening? Who's the, who's the embarrassing relative? Okay. So actually it's my mother. My sister's bachelor party. We went downtown Detroit party busing and everything. And my mom got so drunk that she had to be carried out of the bar by me. And then we had to take her on the party bus back to her house at like nine o'clock in the evening. You got a lot of mom. It was my mom. Is this a one off for your mom or is this the usual? She's the, it's a, it's a usual, like when she drinks, yeah, it's the usual. Her and my sister, they just don't know how to handle their liquor. Nicole, I forget. I forget, but let me try to guess where you're from. Are you from, you're from like Trenton? Where are you from? I'm from the place you don't like down river. I don't know. I love down river. What part, wait, let me guess. Taylor. No. Let's see here. Hold on a second. What are you doing? Why in dot? Nope. Allen Park. Allen Park. Lincoln Park. I love it. That's a down river girl and a down river mom. I love it. We love you. But I was born in, like I was born in Whitmer Lake. So I was pretty much raised in the country. No, that's fancy. Whitmore Lake is fancy. That's fancy stuff. You're nearly in our bird there. So, all right. I'm not a down river girl. I'm fancy girl. We're from Washington County. So thank you for the call. Appreciate you. No problem. Love you guys. Love you too. I'm going to be patient with us because we're going to have to be a little late. Second date update and everything because Dave Couillier is on the phone with us right now. We got Dave to call. So I, how did this work? Did, did you call Dave's wife and then say, hey, Dave, did, did somebody remind you that you had the call or were you running late with another interview or what's going on? I think we're having technical difficulties. I have no idea what's going on here. Please stand by. We've got technical difficulties. It's good to have you on Dave Couillier. How you doing? I'm doing great. Thank you for having me on this morning. Finally. Well, first off, let me just say this to you. I've been wanting to talk to you since all of the medical stuff that you've been going through, just because I just wanted to tell you how much me, my family, and then all of our radio family has been praying for you and your family. Oh, that is so sweet. Thank you so much. I appreciate you very much for saying that. It's, it's been a roller coaster, you know, and it's been a learning experience. And, you know, I didn't think I would get one cancer, let alone two different cancers back to back. And, you know, there's always a silver lining in everything. And I've been able to help a lot of people by just getting the word out about, you know, no one should have to go through this. And early detection has saved my life twice now. Twice. That's crazy. Dave, I don't know if you've heard this story or know the story, but my wife and I did these pre-novo tests this past year. One of the biggest reasons we did this body scan thing was my wife looks at me like I'm, you know, a walking ticking bomb, you know what I mean, with my health. And of all things, she's the one that got diagnosed with ovarian cancer. And we would have never known about it. She'd be right now walking and being happy and everything and be having cancer in her if it wasn't that we did it. And so early detection is such a huge deal. But I will say this to you, your story came on the news of this, your second, you know, recovery from cancer when she got diagnosed and I was watching, I think it might have been the Today Show at the time and you were on there and I'm looking at you and I'm like, look at how good Dave looks. But also the other thing too is look at how you become an advocate for others that maybe don't have the resources to be able to do what, you know, we have done and what you have done. Well, well, thank you. And first of all, I'm so happy that you and your wife, you know, took the time and got out ahead of this because that's what people need to do. It's a really simple process, but, you know, we all put things off and I didn't ever, you know, think that I was going to become the poster boy for cancer and cancer research and become such an advocate. But, you know, I lost my mom, my sister and my niece to cancer. So I understand what your wife is going through. And it's a horrible disease and, you know, we can get out ahead of this. And if people were seeing incidents of cancer in children now, we're seeing, you know, colon cancers in women in their 20s and 30s. I mean, this is crazy. So it's, you know, you know, it's my ears when I hear that you guys took the initiative to go and do that. What did this do to your relationship with your beautiful wife? Like, how did she become your, you know, your rock even more than she already was? Or how did things kind of change in the dynamic in your family at this time? Well, going through something like this, you really get to see who you married. That's for sure. It's so true. And she has been unbelievable. And, you know, we went through this together and it was, I wanted to know. So our relationship has improved to answer your question. It's crazy, isn't it? Like, because they become your, you know, the, you, when you're at the altar, you're thinking to yourself, okay, this is the person that I get to make out with my entire life. You know what I mean? And not feel bad about it. That in sickness and in health part, you're like, oh, that's not till we're old and almost out of here anyway. No. And then it is amazing. It really is. I mean, I'm telling you, I think God does crazy things, you know, in our lives. One of the craziest things is how he moves our relationships with those that we love. But I want to talk about happy stuff too. Let me ask, let me ask a question on that though. Yeah. Dave, if anything, what did you learn about yourself going through this that maybe you didn't realize was inside of you before? Well, I learned that I'm stronger than I thought I was going to be. Because I have so many things to look forward to. And we have a brand new grandson who just turned one years old. And, you know, I want to be there for that little boy. You know, I want to be, you know, taking them out fishing out here on Lake St. Clair. And I want to be, you know, taking them to the ice rink and playing ball with them. And so it's those things that I think propel you forward and help you find that inner strength. So that's what I really learned about myself was that unlike, hey, you know, there's only one way to go with this. And that's to battle and move forward. So that's really what I learned about myself. Yeah, that's cool. It's amazing. Dave Kouye's on with us right now. I'm going to end with the red wings because I want to talk to you about red wings here. Because I'm literally sad about after the last night's game. But we'll talk in a second about that. Again, let's talk real quick. I want to make the plug here. Astronomicon 9 is coming. It's going to be in town April the 10th through the 12th. So next weekend. And it's going to be at the Marriott Ypsilanti at Eagle Crest in Ypsilanti. What is this place? I've never even been, is it the hotel there? The Marriott and Ypsilanti there? It has to be. Yeah. Do you do this across the country or do you do it just doing this here? Because it's stopping in Detroit. You know, I did the first one a few years ago with me, Bob Saget and John Stamos. Oh, wow. And it was, it was called Mega Con and it was in Orlando, Florida. And we had so much fun talking with our fans and spending the weekend together that I thought, wow, this is really fun. And you get to really talk with fans and reflect about, you know, what does Full House mean to people all these years later? And it's, and it's magnificent. It's just wonderful. And so it gives me a chance to mingle with people and get to know people who've been watching the show for decades. And it's a lot of fun. If you haven't done one of these, I used to think, oh gosh, it's just weird nerds and, you know, people dressed up. And, you know, weird costumes and stuff. You do get that. Yeah, I had the other one. But it's a blast. I just really, really enjoy the whole fan experience. I think as much as the fans do. And I fanboy out like I met Bruce Dickinson, the lead singer from Iron Maiden at Steel City Con. And he has the same cancer that I have. So we've kind of bonded through that. He's like, you got to come and see a show, mate. I'm like, okay. I'm looking at the list here. David Arquette will be there. Tommy Chong is going to be there. Gosh, look at this list. Dillie Zane, Titanic and Back to the Future for two. Yeah, Mick Foley. I keep shouting out Mick Foley. That's my dog. Rose McGowan, if you ever watched Charm, you know exactly who she is. Dave, do you, do you, and Melissa, do you guys watch a lot of television and stuff? And being a guy that's been on television and had one of the more popular shows of all time. Do you guys sit down like I do with my wife and binge watch shows? We do. And God forbid you stray away and watch an episode by yourself. That is cheating. That is cheating right there. That's when you do find out who you married right there. The vengeance. Yeah, you know, we love this show Love on the Spectrum. I don't know if you saw that show. I know I cannot wait for the new season to come out today. It does? I think so. Oh my God, they're my tanners, my favorite. So we just fell in love with that cast and, you know, so we watch shows like that and, you know, sports, of course, you know, we want to watch Michigan in the final four. Oh yeah. And Red Wings, you know, Marjorie, you brought up the Red Wings, you know, on the diehard wings. I know. What is up with their every March, they seem like they have a collapse. I can't figure out what what is this. I thought this was the year. Yeah, and this is the time of the season when you find out how much depth your team has. And, you know, staying healthy and having a strong lineup and, you know, defense is an important thing and goal tending is an important thing. And, you know, these two points matter every single game and you really find out how important that is at this crucial time of the season. When the US team won the gold, was that like one of the highlights? Unbelievable. I said this last night, I was with a friend in George, or a six-to-line and I said, that win was my win for the year. Like we were talking the final four and obviously Michigan and I'm a huge Arizona fan and I'd love to see Arizona, you know, win because I lived in Tucson and stuff. But honestly, I'll give up an Arizona win for that USA win because that was like, you know, I hadn't seen that since I was a kid. Yeah. I mean, when it got down to three on three and I saw McKinnon, McDavid and McCarr come out. Oh boy. Yeah, it was over. I mean, those three guys are as good as it gets, you know, and, you know, team USA pulled it out and they won and it was just so what a feel good moment for the United States. Just we needed that little shot in the arm. Yeah, it's so cool. Dave, it's good to have you on the show and I'm really, really happy that that you are alive. You're doing great. You're healthy and you're going to be out this weekend and do me a favor. Next weekend. Or next weekend. So yeah, that boy, would you have accepted this if it was during the final four? Like they said to you, it was this weekend in the Michigan, Arizona games on TV and you're hanging out at Astronomicon nine and be like, what's that? Yeah. Yeah. I'm with the guy with the green hair and the lady wearing the pink hat. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I just want to say real quickly through all of this, you know, comes good things. You know, there's always this overlining and I started a company called aware market. Okay. And it's a non-toxic store. So check it out. It's aware. A W E A R. I am one of your ambassadors, Dave. Are you really? I know. I know. Yes. Yes. One of our affiliate people that that works with us. So I want to get that plug in there because we're helping a lot of people with what we're doing. And we're so happy that you're a board. I mean, it's just more. Oh, this is happening. Oh, this is cool. This is so. It's really cool. So if you're like, okay, one, one easy thing that I want to switch out in my house or in my routine is like cleaning products. You go on aware and you just search, you know, what you're looking for. And it gives you a really, really easy platform and a way to purchase those sorts of products. I like it. Same thing with like pet products, food, home stuff, all the things. I actually, it's funny. Some of the like the salad dressings and things like this are things that Chelsea's really. Well, because I think it's very overwhelming to go, okay, I need to replace everything in my life with all like the healthy, non-toxic stuff. And so this makes it way easier to do just like piece by piece. Wow. I said like a wonderful. You are so welcome. I mean, I did have dinner with your wife a couple of weeks ago. So we chatted about this. She told me, yes, I know she enjoyed that very much. How come Dave? I just want to get that, I just want to get that plug in there because we're helping a lot of people with this company. We're a startup, we're brand new and we just love the way the company direction is going right now. So we're helping a lot of people. Why did you and Shannon and Melissa not invite Dave and Wes to go to the dinner too? Why was it not a couple's dinner? Why did the girls have their own? What did you do that night, Dave? Did you just sit at home with a pizza or what did you do? I was, I was with the dogs and you know, we were watching hockey and actually that's not a bad night. You know what? We're hanging out on Saturday morning and doing a five and a half mile hike if you'd like to join us. Yeah. Yeah. That is like, no. I got to rest up for the final four. Melissa does this thing called recess and it's, she's become kind of like Forrest Gump where everybody follows her around walking and it's really cool. It's just basically people get together and talk about health. It's really a wonderful thing. Oh God. I couldn't think of anything more boring than that. You want the invite now? No. You're sad to be left out of that one? I'm going to hang out with the guys with green hair in Ypsilanti at the Marriott. Find out more about Astronomicon 9. Make sure that you check that out at the Marriott there in Ypsilanti. So thank you so much, Dave, for being on the show with us and all the best to you and let's keep in touch. Okay. Thank you so much. You guys have a wonderful week. We'll talk to you later. I got to get to second date update fast and it's really late, but that's okay because you know what? If you're listening on a podcast, you don't even know what time it is. Right? Very true. Hopefully that's the case. All right. It's the second date update on Mojo in the morning. All right. Zach is getting ghosted and wants to know why that is. Zach, how did you guys meet? What's up, man? Yeah, we met on Bumble. Okay. Bumble and how many dates have you been on on Bumble in your dating lifetime? Too many to count. I mean, too many to mention. I'd probably go on maybe one every week. Really? So why is this the one that is the one that you want to find out about and want us to help with? Because I just feel that the vibe was really there. I feel like we really clicked and had a great time and yeah, looking for answers. I find it interesting when guys call up because it's never easy for a guy to admit that he's not getting a call back, but I think it's good. And we've had this a lot more lately, which is really cool. So if you ever are getting ghosted, whether you're male, female or whatever, text date to 95500. Megan is on the phone. Zach, say hi to Megan. Hey, Megan. Hey, Zach. I can always tell how this is going to go just by the hello. So Megan, Zach says he goes on a lot of dates, but not a lot of dates are the dates that he had with you. What was it? Yeah, what was it? Yeah. What was it about Zach that made you go? Okay. What was it about with you? What made you say even before you went on the date, like this is a guy I want to go out with? Oh, I mean, he's super handsome. Okay. Yeah. His pictures looked like him. He was flirty and we were kicking it off. It was great. Okay. Then what's the problem? Why would you not be calling him back or at least trying to make a plan for a second date? That's pretty creepy. I guess what I'm going to say. Pretty creepy. Would you want to say? A second date or something he did? I mean, it was something he did. He's just creepy. It's not okay. Which was what? Well, okay. So let me practice by saying the date started off pretty good. I was actually really excited. He came and picked me up and we went out and again, he's handsome. We were flirting. He's great. But it just, it just went off the rail. What happened? Well, about halfway through the date, I realized like first he had, he had picked me up from my house, which I thought was so cool and like old school because normally we meet places, right? For safety. And we're having a great time and halfway through the date, I realized I never gave this guy my address. So how did he know where to pick you up? Exactly. How did he know where to pick me up? So you realize that though, halfway through the date, like that to me would be that to me. First off, Zach, how did you find out? How did you find out where she lived? I mean, I just looked her up. I mean, we had been talking. We had been chatting on Bumble. She gave me her Instagram and I just looked her up. You can do that? That's what I'm saying. You can do that? Yeah, you can. I mean, everybody does it now. I mean, it's just not like. Well, well, well, well, if you do, I just feel like you don't say that you do that. Well, you don't just show up at somebody crib. Well, that's what I mean. Yeah. Like it's okay. I think it's one thing to like do some, you know, deep diving or googling. So, so, so, so Megan. I want to get this out of the way. At least pretend you don't know and didn't do that. You weren't planning on driving yourself to the date, right? At first I was and then he was like, I'll come get you. Okay. You know, and you said, okay, come get me. You didn't say, here's my address. You just said, okay, come get you. He was like, I'm on my way to come get you. I was like, cool, you know, like, you know, we had been talking for a while. He's not the only guy I've been talking to. I couldn't remember it first. Okay. If I thought to myself, maybe I did give him my address. Here's the part that, that kind of makes me and maybe I guess there's a, an interesting cloudy area here, but here you are going. He doesn't, he knew, he picked me up and he knew where I lived and I'm thinking to myself going, okay, well, how the hell do you think he's going to figure out where you're at? He's like, I'll Google her, you know, info and see where she lives. And honestly, I hate to say this. If that's weird, everybody seems like they Google dates before they go on dates with them or look them up. That's not what we're saying. And, and, and Megan, and Megan, if your address is out there, that's on you. That take your address off of, if you're willing to let this guy go out on a date with you and be alone with you, what's wrong with hitting Google, lean your address. Like imagine it happens to you, right? I agree on a date. I'm on my way to, I'm on my way to get you and you're like, totally fine. Let's go, you know, well, and then halfway through, you're like, how did you know where I live? I never told you. And I'm like, Oh, well, I Googled it and it's totally fine. Everyone does it. It's normal. But why at that point right there, why don't you say to him, no, don't come get me. I will try myself because it wasn't, it didn't come up that way. It would be weird. I was like, great. It would be weirder for me if I was just sitting there in my house and all of a sudden he knocks on the door and shows up at my house. He actually said, Hey, I'll come get you. And you said, yeah, OK. And you hang up the phone and he shows up. Just so I'm just said, Hey, I'm on my way. And I was like, cool. Again, like I said, I brought I had already registered. So we were literally on the way. Mojo, just so I'm understanding your perspective correctly. If someone you've never met before. All right, you guys plan on going somewhere. Yeah. That person just happens to show up at your house without you giving them your address, you find nothing wrong with that. I knew he was on his way. But you find nothing wrong with this person. No, I think that that's a little crazy. Thank you. I just want to be clear. Thank you. It would get me to be concerned, but I wouldn't be as concerned if I was planning on driving myself, you know, I feel like a hypocrite because as I said, as I said out loud, oh my God, that's so creepy. It in like, like I said to you at the beginning, at least pretend you didn't do that or didn't know that. But I mean, when I started dating, I remember googling, googling the heck out of West and nothing about him and found his home address. I wanted to see like where he lived, like what his neighborhood looked like. I mean, I did all the things to see how much it was worth. Like I a million and 10% actually. If you say you don't do those things. I don't listen. I've never met a girl and Google's her address. I've never done that in my life. Why don't you Google the address? But when you Google somebody, a lot of information comes up and that did come up and then I did. I did. Look, you kept going. I absolutely did. Hey, Jordan, I'm going to be very honest. Jordan says there's something more concerning than Zach showing up randomly at Megan's house without asking for the address. What's that, Jordan? So he said it really fast. And I bet this girl is not only one, but he says he goes on a first date every week. Mm hmm. That's a lot of dates. I like that. Yeah. So does he do this to all of his dates and Zach? You better stop doing that. Zach, do you get all your dates addresses? If I am vibing enough with someone on Bumble, which Megan and I were, we've been talking for, we've been talking long enough. And I know that I'm going to. I mean, listen, I even got her flowers. I was like, we're trying to show up to this date and that old school gentleman. And I mean, everyone does it now. I just think it's so normalized that it wasn't anything weird about it. Like anyone is Googleable and you can find their address. For sure. I would just still ask, like, Hey, what's your address? Even if you know it, which you do. Listen, hold on. Sydney, are you there, Sydney? Sydney, turn your radio down. I'll check this out. I'll check this out. I'll check this out. I'm gonna sit still here to 45 seconds. Let the hours wait and see. And then you don't need our own school channel man. And I mean, everyone got it. Sounds good. That doesn't it? So long. Oh. If it wasn't anything weird about it. There we go. Here it comes. And you can find their address. For sure. I would just still ask. Let's see what your address is. Even if you know it, we can give you. Okay, hold on. Sydney, are you there Sydney? Yeah. Sydney, turn your radio. You got it. I got it now. Oh. That's hard. Hey, Sydney, turn that radio down. And what did you want to say, Sydney? I have like a radio like that. So I can still hear you guys. That I am here. We can still hear the radio. I can still hear the radio loud. She's still responding to the radio. She'll get it in 45. I'm gonna pick up the phone. Can I get it? There you go. Sydney, what did you want to say? I just wanted to say, I had a guy one time. Not even sexually involved at all, but he came at me in a predatorial way. So I was like, oh, watch this. And I paid the $5 on white pages and I got his address. But as a woman who's dating people, I would never, I would never just pay, Google them and pull up at their address. There's a threshold of information that you're willing to disclose to somebody as you're talking to them. And like, if you're not willing to give your address, then like, why are you looking it up? That's why you can pay five bucks to get somebody's address. You can do it for free. Why did you do that? You wasted $5. The white pages though, the white pages though, I'm telling you guys still exist. You can pay $5. Why did you do that? Why did you want his address? Because he pulled up on me and he started like, using a rake against like my upstairs window, trying to get my attention. And he like jiggled my doorknob. Like he was coming at me. Jiggled your doorknob? I would call the cops instead of paying the $5 for his address. I would have the cops look up his address for free. Hold on, Nate has a comment to say to you, Megan. What's that Nate or Nat? Sorry, Nat. Hi guys. Love you guys. Listen to you every day. I love you too. Shane, I'll first time long time too. Hey. Hey. So real quick, Shane, I'm the one that sent you the DM that said, I'm the black girl that my doodle sleeps in bed with me. Oh, yes. But anyways, I DM you all the time. Love you. Anyways, my comment was she was so creeped out, but she got in the car and then rode back home with him. No, like you didn't recognize him when you got in the car. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You don't know the whole story. What's the whole story, Megan? Again, we agreed to go on a date. He's like, okay, I'm on my way. And he gets there, hands me flowers, distracts me. Again, I've been talking to him for a while. Maybe I gave him my address. I thought we go on the date. I'm at the restaurant with him. We're eating, we're talking, and then I realized this mofo has my address somehow. I never gave it to him. Like there's no way. But did you drive you back home after? Over home. Oh, you over home. Okay, all right. Yeah, there's so much that I didn't tell you guys about this. Again, I'm creeped out. I don't even like, you'll come through on the, like talking about the date and retrospect, you know? Yeah. No, that's interesting. I did not know all that to it. That's actually good knowledge to know. What's up, Yaquim? Hey, it's Joaquin. Joaquin, there you go. Like the Phoenix. What's up? What's up, guys? I've called you guys before, but so while I was on hold, I was actually trying to figure it out. So now I was explaining it to Lydia. I was like, I hope I'm not confusing her, but there's a way where you can send photos or take photos and it saves your location on where that photo was taken, right? Yeah. Just like when you guys take photos when you're in Mexico, for example, and you go look through your photo library, you get like that world map or whatever. You're like, wow, you know, I've been here, I've been there. Anyways, I thought I was getting catfish, so I did a little bit of investigating too. And I don't want to say how I did it exactly, because I don't want to give creditors information. But there is a way to turn that off, by the way. There is a way to turn that off. But I found out that I wasn't, well, at least I don't think, but yeah, I found out exactly where she was living up in Michigan somewhere. And I'm like, whoa, I just zoomed in right into her block, her house. That's kind of creepy. Yeah. You jiggle any door not? A little creepy. Wow. All right, I'm off of this one right now. You're home of War of the Roses. The five lives to tell your mom phone scams. In Shannon's dirty on the 30, this is Mojo in the morning. All right, Mojo's secret sound. We're getting really late now, but I'm gonna give you a chance to tell us what do you think that secret sound is. If you're just new to this contest, this is a contest giving away $7,000. If you can just tell us what this is. 844-665-6548-844-Mojo Live. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. We'll get you caught up on a quick dirty here on what's trending and we'll come back with secret sound in a second. What's going on Shannon? Well, first off, I wanna shout out the Detroit Pistons. We have won the Central Division yet again. The Pistons defeated the Raptors last night to finish a long climb back up the NBA ladder and clinched their first division title since the 2007-2008 season, so that was huge. Yay! I know we were talking about the art. Is it called the Artemis II? The Artemis II. The Artemis II. The launch is tonight. The moon, we're going to the moon. Going to the moon and one of the female astronauts. Why are we still going to the moon? What are we doing here? It's from Grand Rapids. What do you mean? What do you mean? I'm saying, what are we doing there though? It's world security too, by the way. They're saying that there's a lot of talk that China, Russia and the United States are trying to be the first to be able to have technology from the moon to be able to, you know. Christina Cook. Take care of us, I know. But listen to this story. That's what's going on. Listen to this story. Because every time we're going to the moon, going to the moon. Well, a lot of people don't believe we can go to the moon. You've become the first woman to fly around the moon. Shout out to her. By the way, we have not gone to the moon in forever. I don't think, I think it's been since... Let me see. Armstrong and stuff, but... What? But yeah, this lady, this astronaut, this female astronaut, first female to do this, which is huge, and she is from Grand Rapids, a native of Grand Rapids. Last moon visit was 1972. So here's the story, guys. Six o'clock tonight, going to watch this thing. It's shooting off from, I think, just outside Orlando, Florida, Cape Canaveral. And they say that there are so many people down there right now. There are more people there now for this than to go down for the Daytona 500, which is very close. Technology has advanced so much in 2026, since the last time we've been here on there on 1972. The footage better be amazing. It's, I know. It better be amazing. I don't think they're getting out, though. Are they? Are they just going to be on the... They're going to look out the window. What is the purpose? How is... Can I say something real quick? We're just doing a drive-by to moon. Can I say something real quick? You are the same guy that watches LeBron James say, I'm leaving to go to Miami and gets excited about the whole... What do they call that thing back in the day? The decision. The decision. This is the moon, man. This is the big diamond. LeBron. We've done this many, many times. What I'm saying is, what is the... You just said we're on a race for technology with China, Russia, and whoever else is up there. And you're telling me we're going to spend all of this money to drive by it, and that's all we're going to do? They'll probably put a rover out there. I'm sure we got to have more things. What is the toy? I don't know. Speaking of LeBron James, by the way, with the Lakers win against Cleveland last night, he passed Karim Abdul-Jabbar for the most wins in NBA history with 1,220 diamonds. 41 years old, still getting it. 19 kids and counting star, Joseph Duggar being held on a now $600,000 bond after Florida judge ruled on his child molestation case. Remember, he was arrested earlier this month in Arkansas, extradited to Florida, where he is accused of molesting a nine-year-old girl during a 2020 family trip. Somehow his wife is involved in this as well. The alleged victim, who is now 14 years old, told investigators that the incident happened multiple times. As part of the bond conditions, the judge ordered Joseph and his wife to have no unsupervised contact with any minors under the age of 18. Pistons head coach, JB Bickerstaff, experienced firsthand one of the toughest stretches of Jaden Ivy's career. And in the wake of Ivy being waved by the Bulls after being shut down for the season and going on a series of anti-LGBTQ rants on social media, yesterday, coach Bickerstaff asked for his thoughts about the situation. For him to go through what he's gone through, I know has been extremely difficult for him as far as the way he was playing, the injuries, trying to make the comeback and trying to overcome that. So I don't think we can overlook the human aspect of all these things and how that impacts people and their decisions. Having said that, I also believe the NBA is one of the most inclusive environments in pro sports and it's a genuine thing that celebrates different ethnicities, heritages, sexual preferences, whatever it may be. The NBA brings people together. And I think that's the great thing about our sport and it's something that we understand the responsibility as you live that day to day. But giving people an opportunity to just be who they are. Coach, question here in the back row here. What about the players that domestically abuse their spouse in front of their kids and only get a what, 60 days or 30 days? Like that guy from, what's his name? What's that guy's name from? I think you're speaking about Flint's own Miles Bridges. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of, yesterday I had a couple of listeners that were really upset with me because I have a son that is gay and they thought that I should be coming down on Jayden and what he said. And I'll be quite honest with you. I don't know what he said. I listened to what he said and I think he was expressing his religious beliefs. And when he's expressing those, I look at that as, you know what, he has every right to express whatever his religious beliefs are, just like my son and anybody that is gay has every right to believe that as a person who is gay, that you have your rights. But I will say this to you. People don't care what I say about Jayden Ivy or care what I say about this whole thing. But I do care about the fact that the league just discards this guy. And I think that the team just getting rid of him and not allowing a discussion is what this country has been so screwed up with since, you know, this whole political nutsness that has gone on in this world since 2016. I think that we need to be able to have discussions instead of just you're fired, you're out of here, you know, you're canceled and stuff. Let's bring Jayden to the team, the league office and have a conversation and let's allow him an opportunity to speak more than just on an Instagram live. Let's have him speak to the commissioner and to, you know, the people that are putting the, you know, pride months together. And then let's see, you know, how he truly feels. I don't necessarily, from what I heard, think that this guy hates gay people. I really don't. I think that he believes that his religion says one thing about gay people and I'll be honest, as a Catholic, I don't agree with what allegedly the Bible says about people who are gay. Cause I know who my son is and I will say this to you, he's going to heaven with me. I know that. And I know who the Lord is. And I know who the Lord is. And I know that we have a forgiving God that loves us and everything. And I know there's a lot of people that commit more crimes and sins than anybody, you know, that is gay does. So long story short, I wanted to make that comment because that listener that was saying, if Megan was still on your show, you guys would be coming down on Jaden Ivy. No, we wouldn't. I very much disagree. Yeah, we would report it and do what we're doing right now. But I do want to say that I don't understand why we cannot allow for people to have a voice. An opinion. And if we, in, when their opinion is different than ours, have a discussion. That's exactly what J.B. Bicker-Seth said too at the end of that. Oh, I cut him off. It's okay. It's okay. But that's exactly what he said. Yeah. And I think honestly, I think if we do that, we get back to what this country was built on. And we stop all the hatred and, you know, the craziness that we have in this world. So now back to you, Shannon. I actually want to let Kev end the dirty because he has a shout out for some people. Yeah, shout out to the people who drove all the way, well not all the way, but drove from Windsor yesterday to came to the Pistons game. Hopefully they're still in the car. They said this is around the time he gets to drop off his kids. So shout out to Shadi, shout out to Rafi, Aya, Ali and Zang. I love it. Great meeting you all. Hopefully I'll see you again. I got a break in like two minutes. I know, we're done. If you miss anything from today's show, you can always catch up on the podcast on the free IHP video. I hope that goes to you. I'm going for the dirt. Directly from the source. This mojo in the morning is dirty on the 30. I have a great story about KitKats. I really wanted to do, but I'll save it for 9 30 30 and 30 minutes. KQI Detroit, WSNX, Mosquiton Grand Rapids, WVK Estimido and I hard radio station guaranteed human real people, real stories, real laughs, real smelly and real dumb. Sometimes mojo in the morning. All right, I want to say that we're going to play a secret sound twice this hour because guess what? We were running so late last hour and I won't blame Dave Kulye for it, but I will blame him. He was supposed to be, we were supposed to have him at eight o'clock and it got a pushback. Are you ready? Yes. Hey, it's mojo secret sound. And your chance to win seven. That's a long a plus. $7,000 from DFCU financial. Brittany is on with us right now. Hi, Brittany. Hi. Hi. I know you've been waiting for a while here. I apologize. Might be worth it. You're on now. Yes. $7,000 though. You know that? Yeah. I've been listening every day. Me and my family. And we've been calling every single day. So you've had multiple guesses or just the same guess you're calling? I'm sticking with the same guess. My the first day you guys played it, I showed it to my six year old and she's never heard the sound before, but something told her to say it. And then we looked up the sound of it and it sounds similar. So it looks like. Where do you get for a cut of the money? Yeah, are you going to give your six year old money? Oh, yeah. I thought she's going to get a cut of it. OK. Like what, $5, $10? How much? A jelly cat. I don't know. How much are you going to give her? How much are we giving you, Mia? She told me I can pick. Mia, let's talk. Tell her you want 50%. She's not. She's telling me to say it. Yeah. All right. Here we go. I'm sorry. Mojo's secret sound. What is that sound, Brittany? OK. Our guess is a fire extinguisher. A fire extinguisher? Yes. Like pressing it and like that. Obviously not holding it to let out a fire, but like, you know, pulling the button, letting it go and then letting it go again. And then just doing it. You got it. What? What? Wait, no. April Fool's. Oh my god. You are terrible. Are you kidding? Hold on. He doesn't. You're a spoiler. You're even know what it is. Hold on. Hold on. No. Wait, is that right here? No. I'm the only one in the studio that knows. I'm the only one. I'm the only one in the studio that knows. And it is not the right answer. Oh my god. You just broke little Mia's heart. Why would you do that? It's April Fool's. Oh my god. I'm over April Fool's already. I couldn't resist. I couldn't resist. You are the kills there and everything. I couldn't help you. You are an A-hole. That is the biggest A-hole thing I've ever heard you do. I'm so sorry. Please don't take it personally. I love your daughter. I'm so sorry. I cannot believe you did that. That was funny. No. That was not. That was horrible. She was like, ah. Oh my god. We are so sorry. It is not a fire extinguisher, but we're going to play again and literally less than, I don't even know how long, less than, you can actually say Kevin's an A-hole, OK? Get her information from me, lady. I'll give you tickets to Astronomicon. You and your daughter, I'm going to have fun. Compared to $7,000. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Lady, that's better than nothing. Mia, we love you. And Brittany, we love you. Thank you so much, guys. Try again, please, OK? OK, thank you. April Fool's. It's April Fool's Day. Believe nobody. You're listening to Mojo in the morning. All right. All right. Time now for Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. It's Mojo in the morning. Sweet. Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Ashley. Hello. Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. You guys going on a cruise together, huh? Yes, we are. Man, where are you guys cruising? What part of the world? It's either the Eastern or Western Caribbean. So we're going to like the Bahamas and Grand Turk. So it'll be fun. I like it. And it's family vacation. Yep. So we're going with my dad and my fiance as well for my mom's birthday. All right. We're going to make mom feel like this vacation may not happen and there might be some issues. OK. Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Lie number one, you're going to say, Mom, I just got an email from the cruise line. Lie number two. Say the air conditioning stopped working again. Lie number three. We can still go on for the stationary cruise, though. Lie number four. The boat won't leave the dock. And lie number, by the way, this is the Babalo boat. And lie number five. Say they'll make the boat feel like it's moving when it's not. Oh, OK. This is fun. This is like a ride at Disney or something here. We're going to call mom and have some fun with her for five lies. OK. Hello. Hey. What? Oh, I just got an email from the cruise. What? It says that the air stopped working again. Are you kidding me? Yeah. And I guess the boat's not going to leave the port. So what do we do? Well, they're offering to do like a stationary cruise, I guess, where the boat is still on the dock so that it can be connected to generators so that the air works. I'm airing the ****. Yeah, but I guess that they make it feel like it's moving. And I guess that they're going to have to wait for the air to stop working again. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Yeah, but I guess that they make it feel like you're like still on the cruise. Like they have wind going to make it seem like you're like sailing. And I guess they blow like that through so that you think that you're like in the Turks and Caicos still. Are they going to send you money back? I don't know. They didn't say anything about money. I mean, do you still want to go on it if the boat doesn't move? Well, my airfare and then that doesn't be fun to I guess we can still use the drink package on it. That's how ****. All right. It might not be bad if they make it still feel like you're moving. I can't believe this. Yeah, I don't know. That's where it got into my life. Yeah, I mean, do you think that I'm making this up? A stationary cruise, really? One that doesn't move, but they blow fans and make it smell like you're in the Turks and Caicos. I just put on that group. Has anyone received an email? Some **** thing the ship has no air will be stationary. Yeah, maybe somebody will write back to you on there. All right, I'll call them. Bye. All right. Bye. Bye. Let's call her back real quick. Where's she called? Hold on. Hello. Vicky ****. Yeah. Hi. I just called your daughter on the other line. How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. This is Bob. I'm from **** cruise lines. Yep. Yeah, your daughter had called to talk about your guys' cruise, your pending cruise that you're going on. Right. We're having an issue with the ship. Some issues with keeping the air on while the boat is sailing. Is this a joke? No, it's not. I know this is tough for you guys planning a family vacation and this happens, but we're willing to give you a refund. We can't refund obviously your airline tickets that's on you. Yeah. And my scooter and my drink package and my car. And my drink package and... Yeah. But with the drink package, we'll be able to double your drink package. We'll give you the premium alcohols. I cannot believe this. What are you celebrating? My birthday. Oh, happy birthday. If you don't mind me asking, what do we celebrate? What number? 60. Oh, 60th birthday sitting at Port would be a lot better than hanging out in Lincoln Park, Michigan. I've been there before. I can't believe this. Yeah. We'll still do all the normal stuff too, you know? Conga lines and... How about we give you a little extra spin through the buffet line at midnight? They have those late night buffets. No. Listen, nobody goes on a cruise to actually see what the islands look like. They go on the cruise to drink their faces and eat their faces off. I don't know. What are other people doing? I don't know. Let me... I got some people on the phone line here. I'm going to conference a couple of people in. Okay. Hi. Nice lady, Shannon here. Shannon, you're going on the cruise. You agreed to go. I've got on the phone with us Vicki and Ashley from Southgate in Lincoln Park, Michigan. Oh, hello. Will you tell them how excited you are to go on this cruise? Yeah. Actually, I'm really excited. I don't know how to swim anyway. This is... this makes me feel a lot more comfortable and I'm going to make the best of it. Fantastic. Yeah. See what I mean, Vicki? I know, but I'm not going to be eating at midnight, you know. One of the reasons why I'm going on this cruise is to go to the other port. I mean, and to have fun on it on the cruise, but... Oh, we'll have fun, Vicki. You can come to my room instead of going to the other port. What? You can scoot on over to my room instead of going to the other port. Oh, I don't think these guys even realize. Vicki and Ashley, you don't understand. This is the swingers cruise. Right. Your poor mom. Not really weird. Not really weird. Let's call it weird. How do we end up there? Your mom reminds me of Aunt Pat. Aunt Pat? The whole time. That's what I'm thinking of. I'm listening to this going, this woman is not even... this woman won't even be happy in Turks and Cagos. Oh my God, it's Aunt Pat. You know that on this cruise, your mom's going to still be miserable because she's going to... Oh, yeah, she's going to still be upset. Hello? Hello. Vicki. This is a joke. Vicki. I didn't sign up for no swingers cruise. And I've already asked other people, they have not heard of this. I'm going to go to the other port right now. What did you do? Did you text them and say, did you hear about the swingers cruise? No. I mean, it's not funny. I don't know who you are. Vicki, we're here to wish you an early happy 60th birthday from your daughter, Ashley. This is the mojo in the morning show. Oh my God, I'm... you know what? Mojo, I cannot... she's dead meat. Vicki. No, I'm in a hard cat. I'm crying. Vicki, you are not crying. Yes, I am. Oh, Vicki. Oh my God. Ashley, you ass. Why did you make us do this? Now I just tell people on Facebook it's a joke. I think they're going to be very happy to find out that the cruise isn't going to be stationary and full of swingers. Please, I was thinking I bought my husband a pineapple shirt. You know what? The only thing that's going to be swinging is my fist on Ashley. Vicki, happy early birthday. Thank you, Mojo, Shannon, everybody. Oh, you're welcome. Yes. Let's say now you're going to have fun on this cruise and the air is going to work. Well, at least we think... Hopefully, we can jinx you. Now I got to explain to all these people on Facebook. Oh my God. Vicki, we're going to give you a prize for being on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Oh, thank you. It's Mojo in the morning. Five to three. Sweet. Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. All right, if you want to be on Five Lies, tell your mom. Text mom to 9-5-5-0-0. A lot of comments on Kev and the secret sound. April Fools. Oh, yeah? A lot of textors. First, though, A.C. there, Ace. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. What's going on, Ace? Yeah. You mean you in the parking lot, fam? What I do? Hey, and you better have seven bands. Oh my God. Because if you don't, it's all bad. Hey, you're going to be disappointed. April Fools, baby. There we go. Oh, that was cruel. That was so cruel. Did you hear her get excited? She was like, oh my God. The whole time I'm in my head, I'm like, that is not a fire extinguisher. I'm like, there's no way. Poor little kid came up with it. A six year old kid and she gave her kid the option. Kev did that. I hope you were recording. It's actually already up on the story. Go check it out. Oh my God. Jaden, are you there, Jaden? Yes, hello. What's going on, Jaden? Oh my God. First of all, I just wanted to say absolutely love the show. Been listening since I was in high school. We love you too. Thank you. Shout out to Jay. Appreciate you. I texted in saying that Kevin needs to be kicked off the show for at least one week because of that. I got to get suspended. Just like the last caller said, I heard the sound. I was like, there's no way that's it because there's no riveting sound like you hear in the secret sound with a fire extinguisher. And then when Kevin said, you got it, I was like, what the hell? I was like, there's no way. April fools, man. You got to keep people on their toes. Watch out, Jaden. Watch out. Yeah, I told myself all day, stay off the social media, but then no, you guys have to come in. Can I do something right now that I think actually will be something that will make Kevin's morning and I hate to say this. You guys having cheese with me? Hold on a sec. I'm a party. All right. Hold on. You can tell this isn't planned. No, I thought of this just now. Ready? Okay. There, Jaden. Yep. I'm still here. I'm waiting. You guys stall for a second. I wish I had done after this show. I have a meeting. I have therapy today. Oh, I do too. Oh, is Wednesday your therapy day? It is now. I just started therapy again. All right. Good for you, Anna. Kevin. Yo, and I know how much you love this guy. All right. Kanye? I couldn't find it. I'm like, why is this? No, it's better than Kanye. On a day that we played Kanye, and then we're going to do this because Kevin is the April right, Jaden? His favorite. He's the A-hole today. His favorite white artist of all time. Who is your favorite white artist of all time? Oh, this guy. What is this? Ms. Michael McDonough. Yes. His favorite white artist of all time because Kevin's April Fool's joke. What does Fool believe? Do you know this song? I don't know. You know I'm a chorus guy. This is great. I think honestly, he had to have like a black mom or something, right? Yes. Somebody. How is it? He's got so much soul. How does a guy like that have that? Yacht Rock, Shannon. Yacht Rock. You're like, it's a dance. Here we go. It's for Kevin and Mia. Sorry, Mia. Was that a chorus? No, it's coming up right here. There's a chorus right there. Do you know this song, Shannon? No? Come on, you heard this song before. I hate it when I say no and you're like, yes you have. I've never heard this song. Wow, such a good song. What's up, Sarah? Hi. Hi, first time caller from Elmore, Ohio. Hey, Sarah's on the phone. What's going on? I got green kids that are that age and they would be heartbroken, but what he did. So I think he should pay the $7,000. Oh, yes, I do too. Sarah, if I had it, I still wouldn't do it. Oh my gosh. I want to do karaoke with you and have you sing Michael McDonald at karaoke. I'm a chorus guy, so we got what a words in there. We haven't talked about karaoke for years. We have to go to St. Gold. Please, it's so fun. When we did car karaoke, it was so much fun. Why do we need to go somewhere? Let's just do it here. Why don't we get a karaoke machine in this building? There's no drinks. I'll get you drinks. That one right there. Look at this. I can get you whatever you want. What's up, Whitney? How you doing, Whitney? I'm good. How are you guys this morning? Well, we were having a good April Fool's Day because I said that it's the worst day. Check out an A-hole. I am not. There you go. No, Whitney. That's not true. I have been trying to call all week long to call him and say that it was a fire extinguisher. Oh, you also thought it was a fire extinguisher? Yes. Yeah, you and the six-year-old. When he said it, I had my mom in the car and I just dropped her off. But when he said it, I got so, like, amped up and I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I didn't get to do this. I've been trying to do this. Why are the pretty ones always so... And then we keep listening and then he said April Fool's. I had stopped out for a second to get my gas pumped back in my car. She's falling for just the tip, too, I think. But thank you. I love you, Whitney. You're the best. Go with your second guess, Whitney. What's going on, Amanda? Hi. Okay, Mojo, you are now officially off the hook. Kev, you can't be mad at Mojo anymore because you spoke over him and you broke the heart of that little girl. That was so mean. Exactly. She'd be all right. I didn't tell you. I... Yeah, thank you. Mojo wouldn't even do that. So Kev, you're the A-hole now. See that? Everybody's now that didn't like me in seven o'clock hours. I love you, man. I love you, man. Save to your back. Have Mojo in the morning to your presets on our free iHeart Radio app. And never miss four of the roses. The second date update. Am I the A-hole? Or the throwback throwdown? This actually is going to sound extremely weird, but we only had one commercial break. And less than, I don't even know, 20 minutes and we're playing Secret Sound again. This is crazy. I'm not doing the dirty again. I just did the dirty, guys. Did I even write a dirty? I don't know. I did. Well. That scared me. I did. But we had such a backed up show. This is, you know, a log jam here. Like this is, you know what this is? This is like in school. You remember in school where they would say, hey, we got a weird schedule today. It's like a half day. So we're going to do class like every 15 or normal classes an hour, but it's like a 10 minute class. You'd get in the class and they'd be like, all right, we got to go to the next class. They didn't even pass stuff out. Like it was just basically high. What's going on? Goodbye. All right. Secret Sound. That is not a fire extinguisher. And you are not allowed to say any, by the way, the only person that can tell you if it's, if it's the right answer is going to be me, Zach or Lydia. Okay. I wouldn't dare do it twice. What happens if I take time off? If I think, if I take a morning off and kind of has to host this thing, do not let even him even know what the answer is. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. You're chance to win with Secret Sound 844 Mojo live 844 6656548. What do you got there? Shannon. Hi. Hi. So Eminem just signed a contract with the Detroit Lions as quarterback. What? For one day. Oh, an April Fool's joke. April. Oh my gosh. Complex Sports posted this. So of course that like went trending super, super quickly, but yeah, they even got, they haven't got a quote from him and ESPN's Adam Schefter quote unquote reported this, but yeah, I just saw also that DJ Chachi posted on his, he's the Pistons DJ that he has been traded to the Orlando magic. April Fool's. I, you know, this is not time to be traded from the Pistons. Even though Orlando would be nice weather, but you know, hey, you want to stay with the Pistons right now. Did you guys see this story that went around last night about the husband of former department of Homeland Security Secretary, Kristi Noem. No, I did. So his name, his name's Byron and he has been leading essentially leading a double life as a cross-dresser. And I hope that is an appropriate term. Please forgive me if it's not because I don't know what you're supposed to say. Not supposed to say right now, but the Daily Mail was the one that broke this and featured photos of, is it Byron or by, it's Byron. Jawanaman. Wearing like hot pink underwear, a skin colored shirt, and he had made it look like he had big, big, big, fake boobs. He had, it was like a prosthetics that he was wearing, right? Like Martin Lawrence and Big Mama Sauce. He apparently he confessed on some sort of platform his lust for quote unquote huge, huge, ridiculous boobs. So, a former CIA officer commenting on this and noting that Byron's alleged secret life could have potentially led to blackmail if Kristi Noem had continued to work for the Department of Homeland Security. She, because a lot of people were like, it's AI, it's AI, it's AI. No, she came out last night to confirm the authenticity of the image that I was talking about and the statement is the family was blindsided by this. They asked for privacy and prayers at this time. The president's responding in a statement as well. His statement said they confirmed it. Well, I feel really bad for the family if that's the case. I haven't seen anything. I don't know anything about it. It's too bad, but I just know nothing about it. It's interesting because she has been rumored to be having an affair with that Corey Lewandowski guy. Yeah. And there are a lot of people in the comments that are on that Daily Mail thing about the secret double life of Kristi Noem's husband Byron. There are a lot of people saying that they wonder if it's 100% true, even though there are those pictures, they see the pictures there. They're saying that they wonder if this is a way for her to explain the cheating that she's been doing. I know. But there's no way that he would agree to that. Well, no, not even turn his reputation, but people are wondering if they are tarnishing him. So he, because he has not come out and spoke at all. So they're thinking that he, why would he sacrifice this over them? No, he's not sacrificing himself. We haven't heard from him. You mean if a lot of people are thinking that they're throwing this guy under the bus. So you're saying this was already known information in the family, but somebody specifically leaked it to take the heat off of her. What I'm saying is there are some people in the comments that are saying, we don't believe this until he comes out and speaks about this. We think that they are, you know, like you ever see that show scandal with Kerry Washington? It's like, it's like, oh my God, she's cheating. We got caught. We're going to hide the husband and we're going to make him look like he's been wearing women's clothes and we're going to make it look like she's the innocent victim in this whole thing because her husband's doing this whole thing. But like now we never hear from the guy ever again. If we don't hear from the guy ever again, I don't think that that's not a farfetched thing. They're trying to make her look good. He is not a public figure. Correct. So he doesn't need to make any sort of public comment about this. He doesn't. You would want to hear, you know, maybe a comment of, okay, because I still think that she cheated on her husband and it looks horrible for this political party that is the, you know, party of, you know, integrity and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Like, you know, the idea that she was Homeland Security person and she's out there having a sexual romance with this guy. A colleague. Yeah. She's done other things. That's why she's not in her position. Obviously, she did not do a great job with Homeland Security. Yeah. I'm going to do this story again because this is big news. Megan Thee Stallion. And I don't have an update. If anybody's heard anything otherwise, please text us. Rush to the hospital after falling ill in the middle of her Broadway performance of Mulan Rouge, the musical. She's only, she made her debut a couple of days ago. Her run is supposed to last through mid-May. I don't know if she's going to be back, but had said she wasn't feeling well and then it got so bad she had to leave the performance. What did they do during the show? So they took her to the hospital for evaluation and then there's always an understudy that's ready to step up. That's part of the ensemble. People notice that? That's what? Yeah. Absolutely. Is there enough? I don't know what Mulan, I know I remember the song. I haven't seen that one, but yeah. Do they wear outers? There's always an ensemble cast and then there's always understudies just ready. So yeah. And then this Kit Kat story is so fascinating to me. So somebody for real stole 12 tons of Kit Kat bars. Hang on a second. I feel like I'm getting eight. And it wasn't me at Kroger the other day. By the way, do you know what I got called out for at Kroger the other day with this self-scan? Yeah. I would, so when I self-scan, I have, I two fist it and so I go, dude, dude, like that. And the thing, the thing came up and showed a picture of me looking like I was stealing. I put me at Target recently. I'm like, I swear I'm doing them all. They said one at a time. Yes. Fat man. So 400,000 Kit Kat bars. That's a lot. Clackin' and at 12 tons from a truck in Europe. These were stolen while this vehicle was running a route from a factory in central Italy to Poland. Yeah, we talked about, they can't find it. So now they're offering like a reward. Oh, they are. They're doing the reward thing. Yeah. Yeah. Lydia talked about that. And did you know that food theft is a big deal now? They had a bunch of crab and lobsters that were stolen. And they said in the news story that I played Shannon, that the reason why that's a big deal is there's no QR codes or scans that you can do like with electronics. You can actually track it and figure out where to come. This one, you can actually go on Kit Kat's social media and they've created a stolen Kit Kat tracker and it lets you check if the Kit Kat you're about to eat is from the stolen batch and they want you to report it. That's a good question. How do you hide 12 tons of Kit Kat? 400,000. How do you even transport that? Real quick, I just got a text message here. The Detroit police department are out in front of the building. What car are you driving? I'll shut up. Don't do that to me. Please. I do have a ticket on my windshield though. Do you really? Are you sure that's not an April Fool's joke? I hope it is. All right, if you miss anything from today, so please go back and catch up on the podcast on the free app. Get more dirt at mojointhemorning.com. Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30. It is time for Mojo's secret sound from DFCU Financial, the Cashback Credit Union. We're giving you a share of $20,000 to celebrate their 20th anniversary of giving members cash back and we have already given away $7,000. We got $7,000 up for grabs now with this secret sound. Kayla from Roseville, Michigan is with us. Hi, Kayla. Hi. Hey, Kayla. I want you to know I'm shutting Kevin's microphone off. Don't listen. I'm not going to let you. It's the right answer. It's not even his to do that. Okay. Okay. All right. Kayla, you think you got this? I really, really hope I do. $7,000. What would that money go for? A vacation for me and my twin boys and my husband. Some debts I need to pay off. It would go a long way. All right. $7,000. What is Mojo's secret sound? I think it is a mandolin slicer for vegetables. Oh, that's a good. Oh, like the thing that you pushed out? No, it goes like this. We use them as a way. It makes really thin slices of like onion or tomato or cheese. I don't even know what it is, so it's not the right answer. Unfortunately. It's not the right answer. It was. Okay. It does make that like. Yeah. That's a great guess. Can I say this though? Thank you. I'm going to go on. I'm going to say something. Oh, bosses are going to be mad at me. Lydia might be even mad at me. We're getting closer when you say that though. Because. Okay. Don't say anymore. Yeah, don't say anymore. I don't know what it is, but don't. Come on. You know what it is? No, no, no. I told you what my guess was yesterday. I'm going to say this. No, I want to see the money go higher. We're closer. We're closer than the last guesses because. Of her guess. Of something that she refers to. We're trending in the right doors. It just makes me. Don't give it away. It makes me hungry. Okay. No, that's all I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. Oh, did I do? Hold on. I'm sorry. What'd you say? You forgot a mic problem. No, no. Because the time you. That one. There must be called Randy. Tell him that the station is skipping and the microphone is broken. So. Couldn't hear you, Lydia. I apologize. Yeah. Okay. I guess my mic was down. It's okay. Yeah. I'll check out all the lectures on how we should not be giving away clues. Lydia. Lydia. By the way, Lydia. Love you, Lydia. Yeah. I love you too. Lydia stand behind you. 100 and Sempers. No, you're going to. He's not doing the right thing right now. It's Mojo in the morning show. The topic that we're going to do right now is appropriate. It's Ana's. Everyone has favorites. Do you know who my favorite is Ana? Kevin. Definitely not Kevin. Actually no, out of the entire show right now. It's very obvious. If I was going to say who my favorite, who do you think my favorite is? Zach. Zach is my favorite. I love you Zach. I love you Zach. Okay. Lydia with the laugh. What is that laugh about Lydia? Okay. Lydia is my favorite. I don't think so. Who do you think my favorite is? I think right now you have two favorites. And if I were to say it, it'd be Kevin and Anna. Oh, interesting. I mean, maybe. What makes you say that? I don't have anything to add to that. I'm just saying what I said. That's all. Kevin, you will always be one of the big favorites. You will. We should bring back the t-shirt. So you're saying my time is coming to an end? It could be your new. It always happens. We should bring the t-shirt back. We used to have a t-shirt that they would pass around and it would be I'm Mojo's favorite. Yeah, and Fletch would wear it all the time. Yeah, if Fletch had to hang it on his wall in his studio for a long time. Yeah. So what's this topic about? So I was having Sunday dinner with all of my family. I was talking to Pops and my grandma, who I think are listening right now in the car. And we were talking about Pops loves to bring up his favorites, which is crazy to me because no one's asking him, love you, Pops. But he just, he likes to talk about his favorites. And my grandma was strongly disagreeing with him saying, we don't have favorites. There's, we don't have favorites. We love everyone the same. Let's call them. Pops is under the belief that everyone has favorites. And he says his top three favorites frequently changes. However, I'm sorry to all of my other cousins, my siblings. I know that I probably have been number one the entire time. Yeah. But he says that they fluctuate. Like there's always a top three that he's vibing with more and he always has a favorite. So then I'm thinking about it in my life with like my nephews and stuff. And I hope they're not listening. I do favor Cooper probably for a couple of reasons. First nephew, he's my godson. He also has Down syndrome, which makes me give him a little more attention. So I'm thinking our favorites are real thing. Do parents have favorites? Do grandparents have favorites? Absolutely. Before we talk about favorites, can I say that I think it takes a special kid or kids when you have a special needs sibling because there's probably a lot of times where the special needs sibling like Cooper gets the special treatment and special attention and a lot of stuff. So I do and I've noticed this with your, what's your nephew? Carter. See that's the thing. I don't even know Carter. I don't even know Carter. I got Cooper and Carter, but I noticed that he seems to like really champion his brother. But he also stays in the background a little bit when he's the. He's the best too. Sometimes he'll even be like, why does Cooper get to do that? Why does like and we're like, well, Cooper special. Yeah, it's it's got to be tough. But with that said, I do have a favorite and honestly, I will say this to you because I'm the baby of the family. Luke is my favorite. Like I know it sounds weird. Yeah. And Chelsea has a favorite and it's definitely not Joe or or Luke. It's it's Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. We kind of wish it, you know, no, people know Joe went through a period where he was my favorite because he was my first boy. You know what I mean? But I think that that I think I spoiled the crap out of him so much that now at a point like it kind of changes a little bit. Yeah, I think she's got a favorite. I think Shannon's definitely got a favorite. Who do you think my favorite is? Oh, Smith. So I mean, obviously I love both of my kids so much. Yeah. Lucy is literally me. She is my she's my twin in personality and appearance too. Lately. But I say this to Smith all the time. He is my favorite human being in the whole entire world. He is. And honestly, I was going through a really tough time in my life when I was pregnant and had him and I feel like God gave me him for a very specific reason. Like he is just me. Do you ever do you ever feel this way because this is kind of the Joe? I think Joe is me too. I mean, obviously he chose the same career, but in a lot of respects, his personality looks like they're all their mom. But Joe is a lot like me as a person. I get frustrated with him because there's things that I see him do that are like me and it frustrates me. Do you ever feel that way sometimes with Lucy? A million percent all the time. And I have to be careful. I see really, really good things and I see things that scare me with her. Like I don't like that she is such a perfectionist because that has really affected me my entire life. And I don't want that for her. It's like I appreciate that she wants to do things 100% but at the same time and she is feisty like me. So we do butt heads a lot and we acknowledge that. Like I say, I see so much of my personality in you. I feel like everything you said about Smith, like how amazing he is, all the things you said is how I feel about curly fries. You're talking about fries and favorites. Curly at the top. You like it. Arby's curly fries is that your favorite? Oftentimes the only reason I go to Arby's. Over smiley fries? What is that? What ever had a smiley? Oh, smiley fries are the best. They're from home. I've never heard of it. There's a lot of... A restaurant? We used to get them at B-Dubs. B-Dubs had smiley fries. I used to get it at Over Time in Waterford. They're like little circles and they're faces. And they were...you bite into it and it had a ton of potato in it. It was so good. Crispy? God, now I'm thinking about food again. But can I tell you that I think that you got to be careful...sometimes you don't say that you have a favorite but you act like... Why? You don't have a favorite. And I think acting about it...Luke called me a couple of days ago and his account...I got the notification about his account because it's attached to our accounts and it said below $50 and I'm like, I don't have...I don't want him to go over so I threw money in it. Didn't say anything to his mom. And Chelsea saw it right away. She's like, why'd you put $150 in Luke's account? And I said, well, just in case of an emergency. But I knew that he was going to take the money and go... But if that were Jacob, I probably would have been like, you know what? You're on your own, kid. I do agree though that it fluctuates because Lucy's...like I said, she's about to turn 12 and she's in such a fun phase right now to hang out with. I love hanging out with her and have so much fun. So it kind of goes in ways. Well, my sister used to get in trouble. I used to like in the middle of her, get in trouble. I used to be like, mom, in this very moment, who's your favorite? I wanted to stay out loud. Becky, what's up? Hey, good morning, guys. First time, long time. Hey, Becky. Get on the phone. Get a bed sheet. This is my first time trying to get through, but this was so important to me because I...all...I have three children. I have an older daughter, a middle son, and then a younger daughter. And they all know that my son is my favorite. And they have a hard time believing that because I'm a girl, so you would think I'd be closer to my daughters. But he is 22 and he is just amazing. He has the biggest heart, so kind, and he is so easy. No drama, no attitude. It's what do you need, mom? And so he by far has always been my favorite. That is interesting as a mom with kids. The boys, I think Chelsea, because she has three boys, that's...that's interesting. That's really interesting that you say that because I think that moms are closer to the boys than they are sometimes to the girls, especially if you look at it because they're your kind of protectors too, you know, later in life. What's up, Hannah? Hi, good morning. Good morning, everyone. I was calling because my mom, she has always said to me, I love you as a child and as a person. And while your sister, you know, I FaceTime my mom every day, she lives out of the country where we talk every day multiple times a day, super close. My mom has to text my sister and her husband to schedule monthly meetings to catch up with her because they just don't talk ever. That's crazy. That is nuts when...my sister and I were having this conversation about friends of our family and we were talking about how the mom of these friends loves the one daughter that lives in Dallas, but the daughter that lives here in town, she kind of treats differently. And the problem is she loves the other daughter, I think because she's married to a guy that's got money, but also the other thing too is that she doesn't see her as much and the other daughter may annoy her a little bit. And I said the interesting thing though is when mom is sick, guess who's there? The daughter that's in town. That's real. You know what I mean? Who do you think is the favorite of your mom and your dad? I think my sister Jacqueline is my mom's favorite for sure. I think I'm my dad's favorite. Really? Dad and my favorite. Why do you think Jacqueline is? Jacqueline takes really good care of my mom. Okay. Why don't you take care of your mom? Because I love my dad. No, I try. My mom just like gravitates to Jacqueline. Jacqueline's just a better caregiver. I get frustrated really easily and Jacqueline is so patient and so yeah. Todd, what's going on? Hey buddy, first time long time. Hey Todd. Hey Todd. Yeah baby. You know Mojo, I didn't even know that you had three sons. It's interesting. I was just saying that you know it's like I know you had Joe and Luke, but I didn't. I got up until this morning. I didn't even know that Jacob. That's interesting because I don't think I don't talk about Jacob. I think I talk about Jacob a lot. You do, but Jacob's also, he also chooses to be way more private. He is definitely more private. He wants to be more private. You know what's funny about Jacob though? And you respect that. Can I tell you something though? Jacob's on social media and talks to listeners more than the other boys do. Even more than Joe. And a lot of it is he'll talk to people on our We Don't Podcast. Jacob is literally the biggest fan of that podcast that I do with Chelsea. He listens, he's like the first listen every single week and talks to his mom. And I don't know why that is because I don't even find it entertaining myself. But I actually think that he really loves that his mom and dad are communicating. You know that Jacob's room was right under where Chelsea and I would fight all the time. So he heard everything. So he heard every bit. So to him, it's kind of cool for him to see that his parents are still together. And that's why he's a therapist. Although he did say that we probably shouldn't be. Honestly, that's so interesting. Yeah. He wanted to fix it. It is. Yeah. What's up, Alicia? Hi. First time callers. Hey. This is on the phone. So I have two kids, a son, 10 and a daughter, eight. And I cannot say that either of them are my favorite. They have very true, very different people, children. They have two very different personalities. And I love them for two very different reasons, but the love is equal. There's a gesture. I'm a bull. Coming out of your mouth, my friend. I swear it. I swear it. Be honest. Honestly, my daughter. We got her. I take long at all. I don't want to twist your eyes. I didn't say anything. What a week. What a week. It's only Wednesday. We got a lot of stuff this week. So we have Easter, April Fools, opening day. And then we got Secret Sound with money. We're doing the $10,000 mojo page, your grocery bills. Give away with a five at 655. I know it's nuts. And then we have out that, that, that, that opening day tickets, Tigers opening day tickets. We're going to give those away on Friday. Be listening to the show opening day will be broadcasting from co-merica park. So that will be a fun little deal. There's a lot of stuff going on. I love it. Is there anything you're most excited about? Yes. I'm most excited that Colleen and Tony are out of town. We can do it. Wait, I know where Tony is. Where's Colleen? She just on vacation? I think Colleen, if I'm not mistaken, is in Paraguay. Skinny dipping. Skinny dipping off of, uh, honestly, I don't know where she's at. No, okay. I don't keep track. I was like, good for her. You know how I knew she was out of town? I sent an email and it said she's out of town. She's out. Easter Sunday is coming up. Easter is this weekend. And Shannon wants to know what is the Easter food? What do you mean? Is there an Easter food? Well, okay. So I am having my family over for Easter dinner on Sunday. And I have no clue what to make. And I'm like, okay, growing up, we always had ham, but that's because we had a family member who ate ham. I feel like he was the only one that ever ate the ham. Nobody else really ever ate it. And so Wes is like, you need to, you need to order a ham. I know I'm just this, this thing's going to go to waste. So I'm like, okay, I need to make like actual dishes that people are going to eat. And so we were talking about this last night and he said, what, we should make a lasagna. And I looked at him and I'm like, lasagna doesn't scream Easter Sunday spring to me. Lasagna screams like winter cozy. No, no, like warm. And in the, the family, our family, the Chelsea's family, we always had lasagna. We would have it at Christmas. We would have it at Easter. Chelsea's mom. She's Italian. Yeah. So Italian families eat lasagna. Yeah. And my family's Italian. Like I feel like my mom made mustacholi for everything. That says chow. Chow. Yeah. I don't know what to make. I'm not good at this anyway. You know this. So you don't like ham? Ham's a lot. It's okay. I, it's okay. You get the brown sugar on your tits. Love that. Yeah, gotta do that. It's just, I'm like, I feel like I need some. I love this. It's always more about the sides. I feel like, like the cheesy potatoes. I told my mom to make her cheesy potatoes. I always felt like, I, by the way, there's a difference between cheesy potatoes. There's, are they the cheesy potatoes with the corn flakes on top of it? No, she does like the cubed potatoes with tons of cheese. She does have corn flakes on top. Does she do scallops? I always feel like it's, I always feel like scallop potatoes are the, are the, I like scallop potatoes. I don't think anybody else does. Your mama put corn flakes on her potatoes. No, you would put it on top to, you would put, you would make a casserole. Actually it was my neighbors that did this. So my neighbors, the dollums would do this. Don't put that on your house. She would make cheesy potatoes. She would put them in there with like the cheese like Shannon's doing in there with the cube things. And then they would put corn flakes on top and it would turn into a casserole. It was delicious. Like the cereal with the green person on the front? Yes. Yeah. The cereal that's made by Kellogg's, right? Isn't it made by Kellogg's? Yeah, I've tried things. Why do you got, yeah, I don't make fun of like, what? Chitlins and collards. Listen, collard greens for sure. All you chillin', all you dead crab, you don't need it all. You don't need it all. You don't know, I ain't as stank when they make you. Collard greens basically. Collard greens, with the ham on the side. You're lying. I'm sorry, but that is, that is horrible. You're like collard greens? No, that's bad. You don't got a good taste bud. That's like, what is that? I'll say this though, I think Easter, it's interesting because I feel like they're all the same Easter Christmas Thanksgiving. They're all like an offshoot of each other. Because I feel like that's how my Easter has been. It's not as much food I'd say, but it's kind of the same stuff. I think no, I think that for Christmas, that's what I was going to say. I think for Christmas that you got to eat like something, like I'm a big believer that you got to have turkey, ham, like kind of Thanksgiving-y type food. And you got to have like prime rib maybe or something like that. A big, heavy pot. We eat good in our family. And then for Easter, you got to have ham and lamb. You got to have lamb with a little mint jelly. My kids are not going to eat lamb. Don't tell them what it is. They're not going to eat that. Just have it out. I like lamb chops. I haven't had them for a long time. You got to have the lamb. Oh my God. Smith would probably cry. You'd walk across the street? Lucy would cry. No, oh my God, no. This is what I mean. Mommy saw that coming into work on Friday morning and he was alive and looking at me. So sad. Please come save me. I'm good. It's something they're saying lamb. I think you got to have good food like that. Hold on a second here. God Kim, what is it that you eat for Easter? I don't eat it but I want to recommend rabbit soup. Oh my God. Absolutely not. That's crazy stuff. That is so rough. I follow a homesteader and she raises knees rabbits so it just popped into my head. I'm not gonna eat anything. I ain't eating anything that they don't have at the Kroger meat counter. No way I'm getting rabid. Get some rabid in there, Cam. That's crazy. I would try it. Would you try it? No. Kelly, what is it that you guys eat for Easter? We used to do ham dinner all the time and then I found out the kids hated it and I'm like, well, why have you told me that? So now we cook out on the grill. You know, that's actually an interesting barbecue. Wes said that too, because he's like, what's the weather gonna be like? I said, I think it's gonna be warm. It may rain. And he's like, why don't I just throw a bunch of stuff on the grill? I said, but then, like, I like having everything done when people show up. Because then you don't have to worry about it. Although that to me screams 4th of July. Same. And so like that I guess. Nobody wants a hamburger on Easter. Let me Google this. I don't know. I think you gotta have some meat because you're coming off of the fact that you haven't eaten meat on Fridays. And I think you gotta have like a big old thing of meat. What did Jesus eat? What did they eat at the last supper? That's what you gotta eat, right? You gotta have whatever it was eating at the last supper. Lots of wine and women in song. I don't know what he got. Women in song. I don't know. What Bible, kid's Bible did you read? I don't know. What's up, Lena? Hey, you guys, good morning. Good morning. Morning. So I'm doing something a little different. I typically do like the jam and dressing and all that, but I'm gonna do corn, beef, macaroni and cheese, cabbage and jam. It's a cornbread muffin. Seven out of eight. That's all good. What do you think of collard greens? Watch. So you gotta make them right for one, but they're good if you make them right. With the turkey meat in there? Collard greens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever had them? I have. I've tried them before. You gotta have catfish. You gotta have collard greens. You gotta have catfish on the crawfish. Cat, I can't do catfish either. You can. Anything with whiskers, I'm not doing it. They don't cook them with the whiskers on it. It's so good. Hold on a second. Guess who's on the phone? This is the person that used to do all our cooking in our family. Ampat is on the phone. Ampat. Hi, Pat. How are you? Hi. Pat, what did we... I'm good, how are you? Good. What do we eat in our family for Easter? What was our normal Easter meal? Well, we had the party potatoes that you're talking about. Yeah. Party potatoes. Yes, those are good. We had ham. We had scrambled egg casseroles. Oh, so like a little brunchy? I'll make fun of mine. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Sausage, bacon. Yeah, so we'd have like a breakfast each time, though. And then wouldn't we always do... Scallop potatoes was always a big deal, right? Didn't we have those? No, mom made party potatoes. Oh, the party potatoes. Potatoes with the corn flakes on top. Yeah. And would you make your Hawaiian salad all the time, too? Yeah, we had Hawaiian salad. And we had the pink salad, the cottage cheese, and... Yeah. What are you cooking this Easter, Ampat? I'm doing nothing. We're going over to my brother Tony's house. And Jacob's going to be there. That's right. Jacob will be there. Can't wait to see him. Jacob and Chris are going to be here. And we're going to a big brunch. We're going and getting a big buffet, Pat, me and Luke, and Chelsea, and Zach here from the show are going to go. Pat's called me yesterday. And Pat's in. Your other son. She goes, I think it's so cute that you're having Zach there. I said, Pat, you would fall in love with the kid. Isn't Zach like the greatest? Hold on. I'll see. I'm favorite. Stay right there, Pat. Hold on. Morgan, what do you guys do for Easter? Well, first time long time. Hey, Morgan on the phone. Hold on. Oh, where's my arm? Morgan Wilden. We got Morgan calling. Listen to what she eats. What do you got, Morgan? So it's more my grandpa's side. So they cooked turtle, whether it's like turtle soup or like they ate it. I've never ate it. I will. I refuse to eat it, but they eat it. Where are you guys from? That part of the family from like Marysville, Ohio. She's like that. I would say I've never had like turtle or turtle soup. But if I were to have turtle soup, I got to eat it out to show. Oh, no. The ball. That was fire. I can't do turtle or frog legs or any of that stuff. Try it. Yeah. Hold on. Mike, what do you guys eat? Corners in. Oh, what is that? I haven't had that. Pat, we used to have Cornershands in our family. Didn't we? Oh, little baby hands. Yeah, my made those. Yeah. Cornershands are great. Stuff them. Yeah. Do we? Yeah, that's good. I figured that's close to Easter. That's actually hard. For dinner. What else do you eat? His mean you probably crazy. What else you got? What else you got at the table? Well, that's that and the Liguini noodles. Oh, that's kind of wild. That's random. That's random. Like the Lipton ones? Remember those? Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, Pat, I know we had Cornershands. Did we have chicken kiavs too? What's that? Yeah, chicken kiavs. Those were so good, chicken kiavs. They were both chicken kiavs. They still make those. Do they really? Hold on, Jason, what do you think Wes should do? Hey, I was wondering if Wes had a smoker. If so, he couldn't brisk it. That screams like Halloween to me. Like a fall. We do have a smoker. I do a honey bourbon glazed ham that is fan-made. That's not how we're talking. Where are you from? I live in Kentucky now. I'm outside Louisville. Oh, I bet yours is legit. Do you go out to the, you know, the Stilery Stilts? Yeah. Go to Buffalo Trace and get yourself a big old thing? Yep. I like it. Yep. Yeah, no, I've got a smoker in my family. I now get to cook all the meats. They're pretty upset that we, I'm not going to be around for Easter this year. We're going to Panama City Beach for a baseball tournament for my son's high school team. Congratulations to you. That's fun. I actually like when families are our way on vacation and they have to celebrate their Easter or Christmas at a restaurant. You know what I mean? Like you go to a restaurant. And you got no cleanup. Paige, are you there? Paige? Paige brings up something interesting. Because Shannon doesn't like the ham, but there's a specific cam you have to have for Easter. Right, Paige? Paige? Paige. Paige. That's just gone. Paige said a spiral ham. You got to have a spiral ham. Spiral hams are a deal. Honey baked. A honey baked, yes. Kathy, what do you guys eat? This is Grandma Kathy Mojo. Hi, Kathy. How are you? I'm fine. We have a big Polish beef. We have three kinds of pierogi. We have two kinds of cabaza, ham, a pineapple spread you put on the ham, cheesy potatoes. Oh, God, this is so good. Vegetables. Yeah. Pierogi. I'm going to tell my family to go to your house. Grandma Kathy's inviting everybody over. How many people will you have at the table, Kathy? Well, we just eat wherever we can because my house is that big, but we have about 14 people. I love when you have like 80 people at your house. And your house is like literally, you know, I don't know, 600 square feet. Like anything is the greatest. And then you have to have part of the people sitting outside. I love it. Yeah. I'm sorry, guys, you're standing up eating. Those are the bad. Yeah, you kind of find a corner. Exactly. Plus we have five little kids running around. Pat, those are the best memories. My favorite holidays are Pat's condo and being able to be at Pat's condo, where there's so many people in there, the fire department comes and says, there's a limit to how many people. Right, Pat? You can't have that many people in the house. Yeah. And we have a lot of people. It's fun, though, because you're all in one room. You're a culture. And then you got to do an Easter egg hunt. I have to do an Easter egg hunt for the kids, which I love. Do you remember, Pat, when I would wake up in the morning and find the eggs and then re-hide them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you and Billy and mom would be a nervous wreck because she wouldn't know where the eggs were and she was afraid she would just melt them. Yeah, there'd be ones left over. You'd re-hide them all. That's where you actually knew, because we use real eggs. Do you guys do real eggs in your house? Like did you guys? I use plastic boys. Yeah, I hide the plastic ones. What's that thing called, Paz? Or what's that? Yeah. Paz. Paz. I love decorating eggs. I think you dye eggs. I was always a fan. It's like you put the tabs in the vinegar and then. No, I don't know if I did that. By the way, Pat, who was mom's favorite? We just talked about favorites a couple minutes ago. OK, well, Mary Jo was because she was Mary Jo. And you were because, unfortunately, being the youngest, you were the youngest, but unfortunately, she was sick most of your life. So she felt guilty about that. Baby's always. Your favorite. You got to surprise every single day. For real? Every day. My mom. Like what kind of surprises? My mom would go to the grocery store every day. OK, well, one time. Yeah, one time. This is the story I tell everybody. So we came home from school. You know, Tommy was there playing with his little matchbox cars in his underwear. And he goes, I got a surprise today. And it was good humor bars that he hit in the. He hit him in the cabinet. So nobody could eat him. I didn't realize they were in a mouthful. She bought you something every day. Every day. I would go to the grocery store with my mom every single day for dinner. She would make dinner every single night. And every day she would go, you can go pick something out. And I would pick it out. And the weirdest thing was the time that I came back with eight pounds of prime rib. And I said, mom, this is my surprise to them. I'm just kidding. All right, we'll talk to you later, Pat. I love you. Bye, Pat. Love you. Love you. We'll see you. Why aren't you getting a call back? Who wants to call me back? We'll find out next with Mojo in the Morning's second date update. She was going to have my babies. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the Morning. It's the second date update on Mojo in the Morning. All right, Zach is getting ghosted and wants to know why that is. Zach, how did you guys meet? What's up, man? Yeah, we met on Bumble. OK. Bumble, and how many dates have you been on on Bumble in your dating lifetime? Too many to count. I mean, too many to mention. I'd probably go on maybe one every week. Really? So why is this the one that is the one that you want to find out about and want us to help with? Because I just feel that the vibe was really there. I feel like we really clicked and had a great time. And yeah, looking for answers. I find it interesting when guys call up, because it's never easy for a guy to admit that he's not getting a call back. But I think it's good. And we've had this a lot more lately, which is really cool. So if you ever are getting ghosted, whether you're male, female, or whatever, text date to 95500, Megan is on the phone. Zach, say hi to Megan. Hey, Megan. Hey, Zach. I can always tell how this is going to go just by the hello. So Megan, Zach says he goes on a lot of dates, but not a lot of dates are the dates that he had with you. What was it? Yeah, well, what was it? Yeah, what was it about Zach that made you go, OK, I'll go on a date with you? What made you say even before you went on the date? Like, this is a guy I want to go out with. Oh, I mean, he's super handsome. OK. Yeah, his pictures looked like him. He was flirty and we were kicking it off. It was great. OK, then what's the problem? Why would you not be calling him back or at least trying to make a plan for a second date? That's pretty creepy, I guess. That's what I'm going to have to say. Pretty creepy. Would you have a second date or something he did? I mean, it was something he did. He's just creepy. It's not OK. Which was what? Well, OK, so let me practice by saying that date started off pretty good. I was actually really excited. He came and picked me up and we went out. And again, he's handsome. We were flirting. It was great. But it just it just went off the rail. How happy. Well, about halfway through the date, I realized like first he had he had picked me up for my house, which I thought was so cool and like old school because normally we meet places right for safety. And we're having a great time and halfway through the date, I realized I never gave this guy my address. So how did you know where to pick you up? Exactly. How did he know where to pick me up? So you realize that though, halfway through the date, like that to me would be that to me. First off, Zach, how did you find out? How did you find out where she lived? I mean, I just looked her up. I mean, we had been talking. We had been chatting on Bumble. She gave me her Instagram and I just looked her up. You can do that. That's what I say. You can do that. Yeah, you can. I mean, everybody does it now. I mean, it's just not like. Well, well, well, well, if you do, I just feel like you don't say that you do that. Well, you don't just show up. It's like cribbed. Well, that's what I mean. Yeah. Okay. I think it's one thing to like do some, you know, deep diving or googling. So so so Megan, I want to get this out of the way. At least pretend you don't know and didn't do that. You weren't planning on driving yourself to the date, right? At first I was and then he was like, I'll come get you. Okay. You know, and you said, okay, come get me. You didn't say, here's my address. You just said, okay, come get you. He was like, I'm on my way to come get you. I was like, cool, you know, like, you know, we had been talking for a while. He's not the only guy I've been talking to. I couldn't remember it first. Okay. I thought maybe I did give him. Because here's the part that kind of makes me and maybe I guess there's a, an interesting cloudy area here. But here you are going, he doesn't, he knew, he picked me up and he knew where I lived and I'm thinking to myself going, okay, well, how the hell do you think he's going to figure out where you're at? He's like, I'll Google her, you know, info and see where she lives. And honestly, I hate to say this. If that's weird, everybody seems like they Google dates before they go on dates with them or look them up. Not the address. That's not what we're saying. Yeah. And Megan, and Megan, if your address is out there, that's on you that take your address off of, if you're willing to let this guy go out on a date with you and be alone with you, what's wrong with him Googling your address? Like imagine it happens to you, right? I agree on a date. I'm on my way to, I'm on my way to get you and you're like, totally fine. Let's go, you know, and then halfway through, you're like, how did you know where I live? I never told you. And I'm like, Oh, well, I Googled it and it's totally fine. Everyone does it. It's normal. But why at that point right there, why don't you say to him, no, don't come get me. I will try myself because it wasn't, it didn't come up that way. It would be weird. And I was like, great. It would be weird for me if I was just sitting there in my house and all of a sudden he knocks on the door and shows up at my house. He actually said, Hey, I'll come get you. And you said, yeah, okay. And you hang up the phone and he shows up. Just so I'm under said, Hey, I'm on my way. And I was like, cool. Again, like I said, I brought it already. So we were literally on the way. Mojo just so I'm understanding your perspective correctly. If someone you've never met before. All right, you guys plan on going somewhere. Yeah. That person just happens to show up at your house without you giving them your address. You find nothing wrong with that. She knew he was on his way. But you find nothing wrong with this person. I think that that's a little crazy. Thank you. I just want to be clear. Thank you. It would get me to be concerned, but I wouldn't be as concerned if I was planning on driving myself, you know, I feel like a hypocrite because as I said, as I said out loud, oh my God, that's so creepy. And like, like I said to you at the beginning, at least pretend you didn't do that or didn't know that. But I mean, when I started dating, I remember Googling, Googling the heck out of West and nothing about him and found his home address. I wanted to see like where he lived, like what his neighborhood looked like. I mean, I did all the things to see how much it was worth. Like I million and 10% actually. And if you say you don't do those things, I don't listen. I've never met a girl and Googles her address. I've never done that in my life. I didn't. Why did you Google the address? But when you Google somebody, a lot of information comes up and that did come up and then I did. I did. You kept going. I absolutely did. Hey, Jordan. I'm going to be very honest. Jordan says there's something more concerning than Zach showing up randomly at Megan's house without asking for the address. What's that, Jordan? So he said it really fast and I bet this girl is not only one, but he says he goes on a first date every week. That's a lot of dates. So does he do this to all of his dates and Zach? You better stop doing that. Zach, do you get all your dates addresses? If I am vibing enough with someone on Bumble, which Megan and I were, we've been talking for, we've been talking long enough. And I know that I'm going to, I mean, listen, I even got her flowers. I was like, just trying to show up to this date and be that old school gentleman. And I mean, everyone does it now. I just think it's so normalized that there wasn't anything weird about it. Like anyone is Googleable and you can find their address. For sure. I would just still ask, like, Hey, what's your address? Even if you know it, which you do listen, hold on. Sydney, are you there? I just wanted to say, like, I had a guy like one time, like he was, he was like, not even sexually involved at all, but like he came at me in a predatory way. So I was like, Oh, watch this. And I paid the $5 on white pages and I got his address. But as a woman who was like dating people, like I would never, I would never just pay like, like Google them and pull up at their address. There's like a threshold of information that like you're willing to disclose to somebody as you're talking to them. And like, if you're not willing to give your address, then like, why are you looking it up? That's why you can pay five bucks to get somebody's address. You can do it for free. Yeah. Why did you do that? You wasted $5. The white pages though, the white pages though, I'm telling you guys still exist. I'm saying why did you do that? Why did you want his address? Because he pulled up on me and he started like using a rake against like my upstairs window trying to get my attention. And he like jiggled my doorknob. Like he was coming. Jiggled your doorknob? Jiggled your doorknob? Jiggled your doorknob? I would call the cops instead of paying the $5 for his address. I would have the cops look up his address for free. Jiggled my doorknob. Hold on. Nate has a comment to say to you, Megan. What's that, Nate? Or Nat? Sorry, Nat. Hi guys. Love you guys. Listen to you every day. We love you too. We love you too. Shane, I'll first time long time too. Hey. So real quick, Shannon, I'm the one that's going to be the one that's going to be the one that sent you the DM that said I'm the black girl that my doodle sleeps in bed with me. Oh, yes. Anyway, yes. I DM you all the time. Love you. Anyways, my comment was she was so creeped out, but she got in the car and then rolled back home with him. No, like you didn't recognize him when you got in the car. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. You don't know the whole story. What's the whole story, Megan? Again, we agreed to go on a date. Okay. I'm on my way and he gets there, hands me flowers, distracts me. Again, I've been talking to him for a while. Maybe I gave him my address. I thought we go on the date. I'm at the restaurant with him. We're eating, we're talking, and then I realized this mofo has my address somehow. I never gave it to him. Like there's no way. But did you get that? Did he drive you back home after? Home. Oh, okay. Home. Okay. All right. Yeah. I'm going to get uncreaked out. I don't even like, you'll come through on the, like, like talking about the date and retrospect, you know? Yeah. No, that's interesting. I did not know all that to it. That's, that's actually good knowledge to know. What's up, Joaquin? Hey, it's Joaquin. Joaquin, there you go. Like the Phoenix. What's up? What's up guys? I've called you guys before, but so while I was on hold, I was actually trying to figure it out. And I was explaining it to Lydia. I was like, I hope I'm not confusing her. But there's a way where you can send photos or take photos and it saves your location on where that photo was taken, right? Yeah. Just like, just like when you guys take photos when you're in Mexico, for example, and you go look through your photo library, you get like that world map or whatever. You're like, wow, you know, I've been here. I've been there. Anyways, I thought I was getting catfish. So I did a little bit of investigating too. And I don't want to be confused. I'm not going to be confused. I'm going to be like, I don't have to tell you what I was doing in Mexico. I mean, I have to tell you what I was doing in Mexico too. I don't want to say how I did it exactly because I don't want to give creditors information. Yeah. But there is a way to turn that off, by the way, there is a way to turn that off. But I found out that I wasn't, well, at least I don't think, but yeah, I found out exactly where she was living up in Michigan somewhere. You jiggle in your doorknob. A little creepy. Wow. Alright, I'm off of this one right now. You're home of War of the Roses. The five lives to tell your mom phone scams. And Shannon's dirty on the 30. This is Mojo in the morning. Alright, that does it for today. Have a fantastic rest of your April Fool's Day. We are back tomorrow. All of us but Kevin. Tomorrow April Fool's. Actually Kevin, Helen and Tony came in from vacation. They would like to talk to you. Have a great day guys. Be listening tomorrow morning in War of the Roses.