Mojo in the Morning show. We have not had a Mojo in the Morning misfit on in a while. And I know a lot of people are going to say it's misfit Victor. Victor is a different story. We won't even talk about that. But the one story that I'm surprised by is it's been two weeks or so since one particular misfit has been on our show. And I'm wondering if maybe he's upset with us. Hope he's OK. Misfit Tony. Where has Tony been? I haven't talked to him in forever. But you want to bring up a topic that I do involves Tony. Correct. So probably one of the last times that we spoke with Tony, I don't exactly remember what we were talking about. But I do remember that he referred to his man part as a monster. And that stuck in my head. And then this week I was talking to Pops and it came up that when I was little, I used to call my lady part of Virginia because I was mixing up the words. So we still kind of joke and use that when talking about it. I know Shannon calls hers a Christmas, I think. And it just made me make me think. What are some things that you either call your private parts or maybe your partners? Are there creative names that we use like misfit Tony calling his a monster? It's interesting. What would you do when you brought this up and then you said Pops? All I could think of myself was pops goes, yeah, I called mine a monster too. That's cute, though, that that you called yours again. What was Virginia? Because I guess I didn't know how to say the name, but I could say Virginia. Yeah, that's so funny. I don't have like a name, so to speak. I mean, like this D is probably like the most consistent term I would say. But like, that's what I'm saying. Outside of like, you know, something like that, I don't have a name. What do you call a girl? Like if you're. Oh, God, OK, actually, no, don't ask. Don't answer. Sorry. He probably just says the real thing. Our kids, my boys used to call it weenuses. Like they used to call it their weenus. Real thing. Right. Then we find out that that was it. But it was always like their weenus and stuff. APB on Tony. Have you tried to call him at all or no? Is he? No, but I can try to call him. I thought he'd listen in and want to call us, but I'll call him right now. Maybe Tony's on Mojo sabbatical or something. Maybe he gave us up for a lint. Maybe he locked in, man, you know, getting that money. Yeah, I know. I do always think when he tells us stories about how much money he has and all that stuff that he's doing something shady. Maybe he finally. Why you say that? Because he always talks about all the money he has. And I got this and this and this. And he never tells us what he does for a living. Didn't he say he lost a million dollars one time? Yes. Or someone. I don't know. Something about a million dollars. Like he said he owns some company. He does security. Yeah. He's got his hands on a few things. Is he a guy that keeps his money in his dryer? Like I want to know. I want to know. I want to know where what he's got going on. 844 Mojo live in tax 9 5 5 0 0. Oh my God. Look at some of these names that people are calling their call us. By the way, we have open lines. I got four open lines right now. 844 665 6548. Um, 616 says my husband, Mike, calls his penis, big Mike. Big Mike. By the way, is it really a big Mike? No. That would be right. Like if you're using a term like monster, first off as a woman, I'm almost afraid. The opposite of that. The opposite of that one. Somebody says that they call theirs snack size. Oh, fun size. Snack size. That's kind of funny that that that's there. Uh, but that but that but do you do. So you say like monster would be a turn off for you. Are there any other names that you think would either turn you on or turn you off? Hmm. I don't know. Like having a having a name for it in general, I think is I would just be like, oh, that's interesting. Like, where'd you come up with that? What if a what if a guy told you you had to call it that? A monster. I would be like, or whatever. I'll decide for myself. To me, it's like, you know, or I'd never see those people that sit there and they just talk to it. You know what I mean? No, no, no. It's crazy. Like, well, might or refer to it in third person. So yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, Tracy? How you doing? Good. How are you? I'm doing OK. What's up? When my kids were little, we used to call them their lady parts of who ha, but now that they're older, they call it a Cougar cat. Whoa. Cougar. Yeah. I like both of them. Cougar cat. The Cougar cat. That's funny. I would laugh every time that they said Cougar cat, though. I do. Yeah, that's funny. What's up, Liz? Hi. Hey. Hey there. How's it going? I always remember growing up, my sister would tell her daughter to wash her biscuit. Your biscuit. We don't have to take it that. We just worried about Kevin. Now we got worried about Anna. What's up, Mark? Are you doing this ski? Hey, how's it going? Good, Mark. How you doing? Well, fantastic. First time long time. I love the marks on the phone. Mark, how's your monster doing? Oh, it's doing all right. You know, actually, what do you play? What do you call yours? Stanley Stanley. I like the power drill. Oh, my God. My Stanley. I'm thinking of a Stanley cup. I'm thinking of Stanley and five, five or six. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking of Stanley from Stanley's no from the office. Yeah, Stanley. I always get that clip all the time. What's up, Brad? How you doing? The part you doing good, buddy? What's going on? We call mine Thor, the God of Thunder. Thor. It's got to be. That's a good name. It's got to be good, though, if you're saying that, right? Or the girls laugh at you when you say I say it. My wife doesn't necessarily. All right. Do you have any kind of names for hers? Not really. No, she just calls it for business. You know, a Thor holds his hand out and the hammer just comes to him. Your wife got a holder. What's up, Sean? Hi. Hi. So I have boys and when they were little, I used to call it their business. I would be like, keep your business to yourself. Yeah. But then recently, so my grandson's really smart, so we try to teach him correct names for it. So I'm in the bathroom and he's like, Gigi, are you wiping your penis? And I'm like, oh, no, Bishop. I was like, I'm wiping my vagina and he's like, oh, your vagina. I like it. This is the greatest. That's so cute. Thank you. Thank you. I love you guys. Never great day. I love you too. What's up, Christy? Hi, this is Christy. My mom used to call it a bunny. And we thought for years and years, my brother, when he got older and had his first girlfriend, he called it that and she was like, what the heck are you talking about? I love my buddies. How does it? But it was a how does the bunny come up? Like, where does the bunny come up at like family dinners and stuff? Oh, we we talk about it all the time. Do you really? That's funny. There's six of us and our cousins stuff. We all laugh about it. You know, you should do with Chelsea has. Chelsea has this like a picture frame that does digital pictures and it just rotates, based digital pictures. You guys should get one of those have digital pictures rotate of you guys his family and they have just a bunny show up one day. Not not the actual bunny, but have like a buddy. It all of a sudden be like, wait a second, what the hell that just comes around it? What's up, Tim? How you doing? Good. What's up? Time long time. Thanks for calling 844 Mojo live. Yeah, I'm trucking down the road on the turnpike and listening in and my ex-wife when we were dating, she called it the heat seeking moisture. Missile. Oh my God. Hi. God. That's a mouthful. That's what she said. Well, I was in the Air Force too and I used to work on missiles. That's what she said. Oh, that's funny. She was working on one. Oh my God. This is too stupid. If you know what happened. All right. Thank you for the call. Hold on. What's up, Randy? How you doing? What's up, Mojo? What's going on, Randy? I need you to tell Chelsea to call yours Nike. Why? Just do it. Just do it. Oh, she's got an idea. Yeah. If you listen to our podcast, you know, she's going to do that. What's going on, Kayla? Hi. Hey, how are you guys doing? What's up, Kayla? So I absolutely refuse to date guys who work in the medical field because they always, without fail, want to use the anatomically correct term. Oh, you want guys to call it fun things like thunder, you know, down under or whatever. Seeking missiles. Yeah. I mean, even if it's just like normal names, just not, not penis. Please, no. No penis, no vagina. All right. Well, no. Yeah. It's interesting because I would think that most women would be like, do not call it something stupid like that. But you, you like it when they, they call it something stupid. Yeah. It's, it's weird, weirdly enough. What are some of the crazier terms you've heard? Yeah. Or you've accepted. I've had a guy call it jackhammer one. Jackhammer. Oh my gosh. So did you sexually say I want some, no, I'll forget it. All right. Do we find out Tony? Where's Tony? He did not answer us. And then I called him again and I left like one of those memos because it says you have to say who it is. And then it said he declined the call. I don't know what's going on. I love you, Tony, man. Whatever's going on, man. Tony, check in with us. We need to know if you're okay.
