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Let me just do a quick trendy news. Come on. I got some quick stories. Those are the top trending stories. All right, just top trending stories. I'm just gonna do like a couple. All right, let's go. Sex fantasies. Where do you have sexual fantasies the most? What are the most common places to have sexual fantasies? Well, the most common places are at home when you're alone. But listen to this, 38% of people polled say that they have had sexual fantasies when they're bored at work. Is there anybody that's willing to admit that? I want my fantasy to be at work. At work? I want to do it in this studio. I want to do it in the back of Little Ceasar's arena and in Michigan State's locker room. Oh my God. That's locker room, but you're actually in jobs. You got so many jobs, that's a lot. You imagine Ryan Seacrest saying, I want to do it at all my jobs too. You will afford you? You'll be a wheel of fortune. American Idol. The list goes on and on. 12% of people say that they let their minds fantasize when they're being intimate with their partner. So they're sex fantasying. Other people? Other people while they're having sex. And they're cheating. And 6% of us have had sex fantasies when we're stuck in traffic. Who has sex fantasies when we're... That's not... I mean, Chloe, isn't that crazy? It happens at any point. You're having a sex fantasy while you're on the lot? Can I be fully honest and transparent? Yeah. I had ass and boobs popping my mind while I'm praying. And you gotta pray against it. I'll be... Yeah, Tim Tay creeps up. That's amazing. I'm gonna give you some dispensation there because you haven't had a woman in 38 days that has a point in. Gotta try to pray against it. Wear his clothes if you want to feel attracted to someone. Wearing your partner's clothes actually will make you more attracted to them. 8% of men polled say that women wearing their man's clothes is hot. 4% think it's a turn off. And 16% of guys think it's annoying when women wear their clothes because they know they're not gonna get the clothes back. Does the reverse go for the men wearing the women's clothes? Ask Kristina. I was just about to say, I'm sorry, buddy. She know. Isn't that wild though to think that as a guy, it does make you feel like really... Especially when you were dating, when you were high school, college and stuff like that. Wear their sweatshirts. Yeah, girl wearing your stuff. That's the only thing that'll be happening. Oh, I got a couple of other ones here. What recent purchases have you made that you feel the most regret about? This is from Reddit. They're in my car right now. You're in the UPS store right after the show. What is the biggest regrets? Here are some of the items that people say were the biggest regrets on Reddit. They're gym membership. One person wrote, I went only once. Consistently buying snacks that you don't need, especially when you finish the snacks, you go, God, why did I eat all that? You ever feel regret when you bought a car? Has anybody ever bought a car and had regret feeling as soon as they bought the car? Not me. Spent money on buying tickets to a game or a concert? Especially now, that's a lot of money. So I was afterwards though, you'd be like, that wouldn't even work. How about an engagement ring? Anybody feel regret after they bought the engagement ring? Here are some other ones. Cheap deals that you just see on Instagram, stuff that you think that is a deal that you actually thought, oh, I gotta buy this thing. It's such a good deal. You realize you didn't need it? That's me every time I'm on TikTok, shop or Instagram, I don't need this, though. New things for the house. One of the big ones is that right now, those people are saying, bought some new decorative things for their house and realize they didn't need it. Kitchen appliances, air fryer, blenders, all these things. Honestly, that's a really good one. I'm not saying that personally, I'm saying I'm surprised that's not on the list. No, that's honestly a really good one. How many of us are spending money to try to prevent aging? Aging preventers is a big deal. One in three Americans are trying to slow or prevent getting old. With many of these people spending more money on that than they are actually on food that they've purchased. Where people are saying that they'll spend more money to do the age preventing stuff than they will on the farm. I get that though, because a lot of those products and procedures, they're not cheap. Agreed. Yeah. So worth it. How much is Botox? Depends where you go. Depends, yeah. It depends how many you also want to use. You're gonna spend a couple hundred bucks if you're Botoxing your face. It depends on, they call it by the units too. Three, four, five months. Like one time I went and got Botox and it showed more units than I did the last time. I'm like, did I really look that bad? I'm like, holy crap. It was nuts. Is your office making you ugly? Tiktokers are convinced that their office air theory is making the office air theory. That's a hard one to say to you. The air, A-I-R-Y. A-I-R and then T-H-E-O-R-Y. Air theory. Air theory. Air theory. What? It's your way. Yes. You've been working with him for 40 years. Maybe because it sounds like you're talking with a mouth full of syrup. I'm just telling him, I'm sure air theory. So-called, you can let the units in the Botox. You can't feel your mouth. You're up. You're talking mobile. I'm like, hey. This is awesome. This air. The air. Our air theory. Our air is making us all ugly. It is. I want to say I want to say it. And these cameras. All right, so they say that, the air in their office is causing them to look ugly. They also say that the lights too, like the fluorescent lights and the LED lights. Oh my, the light, the component roll. And these people are having issues. Say it again, say it again. No, the light. What kind of light? The fluorescent lights and the LED lights. Dang it. So they're causing them to have issues. One last, I should have just went. I'm so glad we did. I should have just said goodbye. And one last story, and this one's for Shannon, because Shannon's been complaining about her back hurt her this morning. Techneck is a real deal. People having Techneck because they're looking down at computers and iPads like you have, or their phones is causing them to have neck and back issues. More chiropractors are finding that this has become such an issue, and a lot of times people are having issues. They're saying that the way to correct this is to look up at your phone. Would you ever do that? I would look like a dummy. I look like you're looking up. It will keep your neck up and give you a better straight look. Then I just think you're taking a selfie. Then I drop it on my head. Right, exactly. Now you gotta get to a dentist to figure that whole thing out. What is Dr. Kogan, Dr. Er... NerveDiscInstitute.com. I know you're saying that just to be funny, because he is so legit. Yeah. Let that go. Yeah. Get that all figured out. All right, that does it for today. We're done. Tomorrow, opening day, Tigers 75 and sunny. Your chance to go to the game. We've got your tickets. Listen in the morning, throwback, throwdown. Oh, by the way, you wanna be a contestant on throwback, throwdown? 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Who do you think's gonna win? Will it be Shannon, Kev, Mike, or Anna? We'll play tomorrow, but we'll get you as a contestant. Now, so that you can be part of this. And secret sound for $7,000 tomorrow. Bye. 20 plus years of idiocy. 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