The Bobby Bones Show

MON PT 1: Bobby's Thoughts On Both Halftime Shows + Bobby Feud: Famous Jasons + Angry Lunchbox Pushed His Mom?!

51 min
Feb 9, 20264 months ago
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Summary

The Bobby Bones Show covered paternity fraud, youth violence trends, uncomfortable conversations, Super Bowl halftime show critiques, the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, decluttering tips, and a dating mishap involving counterfeit money. The hosts discussed social dynamics, family relationships, and current events with their typical comedic commentary.

Insights
  • Uncomfortable conversations are more effective when prefaced with clear warnings that allow recipients to mentally prepare, rather than prolonged hemming and hawing
  • Youth violence toward parents is a documented trend requiring mental health assessment rather than punishment alone, with peak risk at age 13
  • Ransom note authenticity is difficult to verify without proof of life, and scammers may intentionally use foreign language markers to appear international
  • Decluttering effectiveness improves by applying performance review standards to possessions and eliminating items that trigger 'if/but' justifications
  • Neck cracking can cause serious arterial damage and stroke risk, particularly when combined with pre-existing conditions
Trends
Youth violence toward parents increasing, with 15% of middle schoolers reporting parent-directed violence annuallyRansom scams targeting high-profile families, with fake demands testing family response and media attentionNFL international expansion strategy using halftime shows as cultural soft power into Latin America and EuropeAutonomous vehicle adoption in urban markets with police traffic control challengesDecluttering and minimalism as lifestyle trend driven by seasonal audits and performance-based item evaluationCelebrity wrestling crossovers as marketing strategy for music artistsSelfie-related wildlife incidents increasing as tourists prioritize photos over safetyCounterfeit currency circulation in retail and hospitality sectors
Topics
Paternity Fraud and Family LawYouth Violence and Mental HealthUncomfortable Conversation TechniquesSuper Bowl Halftime Show AnalysisMissing Persons Cases and Ransom DemandsDecluttering and Minimalism StrategiesNeck Cracking and Stroke RiskAutonomous Vehicle TechnologyWildlife Safety and Selfie CultureCounterfeit Currency DetectionDating Etiquette and First ImpressionsBridal Party Selection ConflictsNFL International ExpansionMeditation and Mindfulness PracticesCleaning Service Quality Assurance
Companies
iHeartMedia
Podcast network distributing The Bobby Bones Show as an iHeart podcast
Audible
Audiobook sponsor promoting Dan Harris's '10% Happier' and well-being collection
NFL
Super Bowl halftime show discussed as international expansion strategy into South America and Spain
WWE
Bad Bunny mentioned as having wrestling stint with WWE before music career
Waymo
Autonomous vehicle service used in San Francisco, discussed for traffic control challenges with police
Home Depot
Mentioned as source for clear plastic storage bins used in decluttering organization
People
Bad Bunny
Puerto Rican artist who performed Super Bowl halftime show; discussed as biggest artist globally and former WWE wrestler
Lady Gaga
Performed alternative Super Bowl halftime show that was pre-recorded and criticized for cheap production quality
Nancy Guthrie
84-year-old mother of TV personality Savannah Guthrie, missing person case with ransom demands discussed
Savannah Guthrie
TV personality whose mother Nancy is missing; released video appealing for mother's return with ransom demand
Dan Harris
Author of '10% Happier' book featured in Audible sponsorship discussing meditation and mindfulness
Derek Kalella
Hawthorne resident arrested for sending fake ransom note to Nancy Guthrie's family demanding Bitcoin
Jason Momoa
Actor mentioned as famous Jason during Bobby Feud game segment
Jason Statham
Action star mentioned as famous Jason during Bobby Feud game segment
Jason Bateman
Actor mentioned as famous Jason during Bobby Feud game segment
Billy Strings
Bluegrass musician mentioned as making bluegrass commercially popular
Quotes
"Clear is kind. Unclears unkind. So you just got to... hey, it's me. I'm your older sister. Can't wait to be made of honor."
Bobby BonesMaid of honor conversation advice
"I'm going to tell you something that's not going to feel good to tell you because it allows them to brace for impact."
Bobby BonesUncomfortable conversation technique
"If you're decluttering, if you get it if or if you get a butt, just get rid of it if you can."
AmyDecluttering advice
"The neck cracked tore an artery, which caused a blood clot to travel to the brain."
LunchboxNeck cracking health story
"Number one, don't get close to the edge. Yes. Number two, don't get close to animals."
Bobby BonesSelfie safety rules
Full Transcript
This is an I Heart podcast guaranteed human. Oh, we had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show morning studio. Morning. So we've heard stories where guys find out they're not the dad of the kid. That sucks because they were lied to, maybe they'll be cheated, whatever. But this story is she had multiple kids. And so there were four of them all his until he found out one wasn't his. And so then he went and checked and none of them were his. Oh my goodness. How how did that work out that well? She cheated on them. Yeah, but I understand that part. But like all don't look like you like did they have another one dad somewhere else? Or they're four different dad didn't go into who the dads were specifically. He went to the hospital with a lawyer and found that a release farm been filled out and that his name have been forged on it. And then all the paternity stuff started to come together. It doesn't say if they're individual to the same other person or that's a bad day for a dad. Bad day. And then what do you do? Like you still you've been their dad for so long. Do you continue just being their dad? I think that's a common question. If you find out the one of the kids is not yours. And that does happen with guys where they find out in the kids like seven. And some guys still decide they want to be in the lives of the kid because they raised the kid even though biologically it's not theirs. And there have been stories that I know where the guy didn't even tell the kid until later. Because that was the dad. This guy finds out none of the kids were his. Oh my goodness. Did she know none of them were his? I bet she had a good good. Yes. Lou. Well, no, that clue are worried about him. She might be concerned, but she doesn't know. But if you're concerned in their in their multiple kids, you probably know. And then Amy, you're concerned, right? And then you look at all your kids and they look just like the dad that's not the dad. Yeah, I mean, that would be a giveaway. But they're all they're all the same race. Yeah, there were different features features. You know what I mean? And then you're just like, oh my gosh, you kind of looks like Billy. There's a story one and three young people starting at age 11, admit to hitting their parents or like getting angry and throwing stuff at their parents. Ooh. Because a lot of times we'll talk about should a parent what their kid. This is kids hitting parents. age 13 is peak risk. With 15% of middle school is reporting parent directed violence in the past year. This is from a child and adolescent psychiatry, journal, a European child and adolescent psychiatry journal. Amy, Eddie lunchbox, what if you're a kid? Um, my son's 18. He's never hit me. My other son's 12. He's never hit me. I would never dream of hitting my parents. Oh, I'd have been killed. Like that wasn't even a thought. If I didn't mind, I could have motion to pull the shotgun or baseball bat or yeah. Yeah, never would have been a thought. I think it's definitely a cause for a closer look at their mental health. Like what's going on? They've anger. They're trying to process like what's going on? My five year old's hit me. Too young now. Yeah, as I'm saying, he doesn't get mad. I pushed my mom one time. I was 26. Oh, oh, dude. What did you do? What happened? I'm a box. Do you knock her over? For what? Yeah. Oh my. So it was Christmassy. Oh, Christmassy. This is also not a young kid story, but okay, I'm into the story. I just want to know the thing was like 11 to 17. Right. I know, but I know it didn't fall in the prayer. Yeah, you're 26. We're in. No, no, no. We're not dead. I didn't want to let you know that it did happen. Yeah, you pushed your mom. Go ahead. Yeah, we were it was Christmassy, but my parents house and we were having game night. And it was getting a little heated. And my mom kind of got my face and was, you know, jawing like dancing and I just kind of took my right arm and shoved her left shoulder. She's tiny. She is tiny. She fell over a chair. And so then I high tailed it out of there. I just turn around and left. Got my car. You didn't help her operate? No, no, no, no. Got the call. You just left. I just left, man, because hey, you got to move yourself in the situation. What? B, how is dad going to react after I just push mom? No, you're telling me to get by your dad. Yeah. And so I just left and I drove to my house and they kept calling me and I didn't answer. And I didn't answer and finally around midnight, I answered when my sister called me. She's like, are you still going to come to Christmas? It's okay. It's not a big deal. Like, we're all fine. Did you just say I'm never part of the family again, you're moving away? No, I just thought, man, I'm not going to go to Christmas tomorrow. It's going to be awkward for a while. I don't know. So yeah, game on mom, good show. What an interesting way to handle an accident. Yeah, I've run away. Oh, I'm all good for running away after accident so I can regather my thoughts. But I'm not, I just will never shove my mom because of a game. Yeah. I know. It's not like he meant to and she's small. So like, I just wanted to even like wait to see if she was okay. You just, I mean, it's not like she hit her head or anything. She could have. I mean, she fell on her butt. She tripped over her chair. But she landed on her butt. And he liked she was like, no to self. Don't jaw at him after a game. We do. And he gets raged. He gets raged. I know. This is it. She was up in my face. Do you push your mom when he can do to us? And it wasn't really worried about it. It wasn't really a push. She was more of a kind of a stiff arm. Like, uh, she fell. She fell. And she fell. And so there you go. I push my mom. Now you feel better. Talk about it. Yeah, I let that out. We never admitted that. Oh, never. It's like I'm like kids like us 37. I'm 26 to be. I mean, you're 26. You had like just moved out. What do you mean you went to your own place? Where are you living with? No, I'm not into, no, well, not into 26. Okay. What age did you move out? Like 24 to the age. Okay, right before the. I'm a. Okay, I got one for you, Amy. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm recently engaged and I'm so excited, except for one situation that has brought so much anxiety into my life. I have a sister who I'm close with. Not best friend close. She's older than me. And she's always kind of assumed she'd be my maid of honor. The thing is, I've already chose my maid of honor. My best friend of 12 years. It is not my sister. My sister does not know yet. How do I tell the truth without making her feel rejected or embarrassed? Is there a right way to do it? Signed stuck between sister and best friend. Okay. You got some options here. All right. This one's probably not ideal because you didn't even bring it up in the email, but you could have two maids of honor. People do that. People do that. I hear you. Yeah, that's a that's a cop out there. Okay, also, I don't know your sister situation. If she's married, your best friend is your maid of honor and your sister is your matron of honor. Also kind of a cop out. I'm just giving you your options. Okay. Third option is the uncomfortable one. And that's where you have to tell your sister that your best friend of 12 years is going to be your maid of honor. And she's a bridesmaid. I'm assuming she's going to be a bridesmaid. Do you have? Yeah, I would assume. I would assume. So you can have her. I mean, you know, she could stand next to the maid of honor. But it's it's it's those three options. Do you have to say you're not the maid of honor or do you just say, hey, here's my bridal party. My maid of honor is out of the my bridesmaids are all done. I think given the fact that she already knows this is going to be sensitive, it would be kind to have a just a honest clear conversation with her sister. How would I go? I'll be the sister. Oh my gosh. Clear is kind. Unclears unkind. So you just got to. Hey, it's me. I'm your older sister. Can't wait to be made of honor. Hey, funny. You're funny. I'm injured. So I've decided. Why are you being weird? It's definitely weird. My you know, my best friend. She's my best friend. We've gone through so much of life together. You're my sister. I love you. She's going to be my maid of honor. I would still love to have you as a bridesmaid. And I hope that you will stand beside me on my wedding day and support these vows. That's what you say. I mean, something like that. I don't know. I don't use too many words. Then there's like words salad. And then you're trying to protect her feelings. How she receives it is as long as you deliver it in a clear kind way, you're good. Keep your side of the street. Good to go. Know that you're being kind and caring towards her feelings. And then she's going to have to process those feelings on her own. You can't control how she feels. Okay. Is that the way that you would recommend her doing? That's what I would do if actually, honestly, I'm new in option one or two. Just me. But if I decided that I just wanted one maid of honor, then that's the route I would go. Can I give you a little advice about how to have an uncomfortable conversation that does not even reflect the story? So if you have news for somebody that is not going to be pleasant, one, you want to get to it immediately because you start himming and hawing. I don't. It's a take on. Yes, you don't want to do that. But here's how you start those conversations. I'm going to tell you something that's not going to feel good to tell you because it allows them to brace for impact. And they know it's coming and it also allows you to get to a quicker. If your sister seemed like who died? It doesn't. Well, you're not waiting an hour. You walk in the room saying, I'm going to tell you something. This is going to be uncomfortable. I don't like to have to tell you this. And that actually gives them a second inside their body to go, oh, what's about to happen is not going to be good. And then what happens most of the time is I think it's going to be something way worse because you set them up for that. And that's why you tell them immediately. And they accept it so much easier because of how you set it up. It allows you to get to a quicker. You preface it. I go, this is not going to feel comfortable. It's hard to talk about, but I have to tell you this. And they're like, oh, God, what is it all going to be? And then when you tell them that, it's not trivial, but it's definitely not not trivial. So they go, oh, and they take it a little differently. Maybe a little better. Any uncomfortable conversation I have? That's how I started. Where I go, hey, this is not easy to talk about. But here it is. Boom, say it. You're not going to like this. I don't like having to tell you this. But here's what it is. Boom, say it. It helps in a couple different ways. Yeah. So that'd be my advice. Or cancel the wedding. Don't have a bridal party. Yeah. All right, there you go. Close it up. Here are my critiques of the halftime shows last night. I'll do the bad bunny one first, which by the way is now the record most viewed halftime show ever, which that happens almost every year. But okay, this year, that's the most viewed ever. I didn't know any other songs. So it lost me. It looked cool, but I know any of the songs. So the good was it looked cool. My critique is I know any of the songs. I don't know much Spanish. The Spanish I do know it's from living in Texas and having all his panic and Mexican friends. And they have to talk slower for me to get it. So it's fine. Whatever. It wasn't for me. I'm okay with things aren't for me. I watched the other halftime show. The good was I knew some of the songs. So some of them I knew. The bad was I could tell it was taped. It was recorded. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't see it. So yeah, it was recorded. It looked like it was on America's Got Talent stage, like the stage like cheap. But I knew some of the songs. It also felt like infomercial because they were selling stuff like merch before hand. Oh, really? Yeah. That's funny. I do. But I had them both on. Just overall halftime. Not a good year for me. Just generally speaking. That's my official review. But who cares? Like things don't have to be for me. I don't get upset if things aren't for me. But the NFL did what they were hoping, which was they're now, and that this was all a business move by the NFL. They are going into South America. They are going into Spain. Like it's an international growth. That's why they're doing nine games next year in other countries. Gotcha. And also he's the biggest artist in the world. Andy's American. Yeah. So not the greatest me year for the halftime shows. Which some people still don't seem to understand that he's American. Yeah, it's easy guys. Yeah, it's not. Puerto Rico. American. So generally speaking. Yeah. Not for me at halftime, but that's okay. I show even though I didn't know the words. Like I was still entertained. And something about his music just kind of makes you want to move. I was trying to understand some of it. It was tough. Lady Gaga, it's just so fast. Yeah. Lady Gaga was good. Yeah. Yeah. So that's my official review. You didn't watch either one of them. I watched Bad Bunny. Yeah. Yeah. Your thoughts? Yeah, I was entertained. I thought I was good. The, when he fell through the ceiling, I had, I was recording something. So I had that. And at first I was like, oh my gosh, that's so cool. And there's like people in there. Like I was thinking there was like a family inside there. And that's the footage. But that was obviously pretty. That part when he fell through was pretty serious. I know. But I didn't like initially. I was like, oh, that's legit. They have this whole setup in there. And they're filming. And then he comes out, kicks his door, dusted shoulder off. And then I was like, oh, he like fell through there. They caught him. And then went out. There's no family sitting inside the little house. I mean, this is how out of touch I am. I know Bad Bunny most from wrestling. Because he was a wrestler for a while. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Didn't know that. I didn't know that. I don't know why I would. But I just haven't heard that. Well, that's interesting. Well, he not like, he wrestled. You know how Jelly Roll did a stint? Yeah. I think he had a slightly larger stint. But he was good. Oh. Yeah, so Bad Bunny was a wrestler. I know from WWE. Interesting. Was his name Bad Bunny? No, he was Bad Bunny. Like Jelly Roll. Like it's just like a guest of heroes. Oh, yeah. I get it now. He wasn't like the stone. Yeah. Stone Gold, Steve Austin. Mike, you are a Bad Bunny fan. I loved it. Yeah. New all the songs. Something of performance was amazing. Well, you're bilingual. What? You are bilingual too. But yeah, that performance was for me. Yeah. My wife liked it because she is a fan of Bad Bunny. But she's also 11 years younger than I am. So, uh, game was terrible. It was a terrible game. Like it's probably the worst Super Bowl I've ever been set to. I actually stopped watching after half time, went home. I was getting late. I mean, the first quarter, wow. We were in San Francisco for a part of the week last week. San Francisco is an awesome city. And Eddie kept screaming, this is my city. I can't take pictures at random corners. Because it was like, just the greatest city. It's so cool. It's a cool city. Like it almost feels like New York. It's so busy, you know? Like people walk everywhere. But then you're right by the ocean. And it's beautiful with mountains everywhere. Like I was in love with San Francisco. Eddie wrote in a Weimo, one of those Ubers. And don't have a driver. Guys, that was crazy. It's almost like, uh, like, uh, you know, you go to like Disneyland and whatever. And there's just like a ride where you have no control over. But honestly, I wasn't scared. Like not once. I feel like if you're gonna ride a Weimo though, they're, they're, they're a little more experienced there. Cause the name like, that is the tech. Yeah. So I feel like that if that's the place to try it, you know, you go where they have more experience. I will say though that like police officers, like doing traffic control, we're getting really upset with the Weimos. Cause they not recognize humans. Well, they were just like, go stop. No, wait, go go in the way. I was like, uh, do I go? Do I not go? I don't know. Go listen to humans. Right. It wasn't weird. It was weird. Where did you sit in the back seat? Could you sit in the front passenger? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could. That was an option. And then what was on? Cause there's no driver. Uh-huh. What was on like the dad on the dash? You could do whatever you want. You want to play your Spotify or whatever music? Anything you want. It's yours. It's like you control the ox. So I don't want to download another app. Yeah. I mean, you're probably eventually going too though. Yeah, we're not to get the Weimos out of here. Eddie was like trying to download the app and then you couldn't get one to come to him and then he was like, ah, screw this. And so he did the next day. Doesn't feel like I have too many apps. It's a lot. It's like close. Sometimes you just got to clean it out. I was like, donate my apps. Cause I would donate them. I'm so surprised that they haven't found Savannah Guthrie's mom. So surprised that it's still on the children of Nancy Guthrie, which by the way, she's 84 Savannah being one of them put out another video over the weekend. We received your message and we understand. We beg you now to return our mother to us so that we can celebrate with her. This is the only way we will have peace. This is very valuable to us and we will pay. They said they would pay. There was also some language in there like return and celebrate. And obviously they're doing what the FBI saying and saying the words. The FBI saying to say, but that sounds like she's not alive and they just want to return. But again, that's just me. Yeah, I guess I know when I saw that I had to watch it over and over because the very end, it's like, we will pay and it cuts off and the pay is kind of. And I'm like, did she just say we will pay? We will pay. We will pay. So I guess tonight at 5 PM is the deadline for $6 million. However, they don't have proof of life. They don't even know that these ransom notes are real. They're treating them as they are. Because there was a demand on Thursday, first 4 million and now tonight is 6 million. And one clue that maybe they're scammers is that they said equivalent to 6 million USD. And if you're domestic, you don't really say USD. Unless you're domestic and you want people to think you're not domestic. And then there's that. And then you say that and then you mess up your verbiage on purpose. So they think you're not. Yeah, that's smart. There was a guy that got arrested for sending a fake ransom note. So he's from LA and he sent the fake ransom note. His name, his last name was Hawthorne. No, I guess that's the town he's from. Hawthorne resident Derek Kalella sent text messages to Nancy's daughter and son-in-law demanding payment in Bitcoin. Investigator said the messages were traced to Kalella's home and he admitted to sending the texts. He is charged in federal court with transmitting a ransom. That's from AZ family. But here's a guy trying to fake it. So yeah, they don't know. Obviously, everybody in her orbit is a suspect. That's what they're I mean, I didn't see the reporter that we talked about last week that said that the son-in-law was the main suspect. She's doubling down. She's like, I've been in this business for 20 or 30 years. I have so many sources and contacts at the FBI. That is still what I'm hearing. They searched their house. Annie, that's Savannah sister and her husband on Saturday night, I think. And they were the daughter was the last person to see her, the mom. But that doesn't mean anything. It's just they were also looking in the septic tank and saw that. They're just looking for anything. And I think if we read too much into anything at this point, we could possibly be chasing something that's not even one of the or who I don't know. It's just so bizarre. It's like a movie. And we're watching it unfold in real time. One of the notes that she had read on screen, there was some verbiage that was like silence of the lambs and people were like, this is straight from a movie. But what that is, I think it was silence of lambs. But what that is, is that's what the FBI tells them to say. I think they even took it from other hostage type situations or ransom type situations. So if there's no proof of life or anything, do you pay the ransom anyway and then just hope that they're real? I don't think so. I don't know. I mean, that would be very difficult. I've never heard of a situation like this before. Yeah. In my lifetime, I've seen a million in the movies on television, but I've never heard of a situation like this. And a lot of times, they don't want situations like this to get a bunch of news because it encourages other people to do things like this. However, this one started with her mom's mischievous famous and then her mom goes missing. So that became like a general interstory. Well, now she's not going to the Olympics because they can't find her mom. Angie's famous. Well, then it is snowballed into this. Now, did whomever is sending the ransom notes, see this story and go, we could probably scam some money out of this or do somebody really have the mom? Like, we don't know. Oh, some of the conspiracy theories I see online are crazy. I have to like click out one. Never look at the comments. Well, that I'm looking at the comments. It's like certain videos will pop up because clearly I've shown interest in this. And then I'm like, what? This is crazy. I have to swipe out because if this crazy thought is even a tiny bit real, then the world is like completely messed up. Far more messed up than I even have comprehension for. That's the latest that we know that. I'm so surprised that we're here on Monday and we still know nothing. We still. And they know a lot more than we do. Obviously, they're only sharing the things they think they can share in order to help this situation move along. So they may know exactly. They may have proof of life. Yeah. Right. We just don't know that. And we don't deserve to know that. It's not, it's none of our business. Yeah. So there's the update there. Amy, what do you have going on during week two of the sound reset challenge? A week two is all about meditation. So each week we're going to be challenging you with an assignment. One impactful step to reach your 2026 goals. Now inspired by my conversation with Dan Harris and his book, 10% happier, available and audible. Your week two challenge is to try meditation. So yeah, this week we're going to all give it a try. See if you can meditate for 10 minutes a day or even just five minutes. Something is better than nothing. You got to find yourself a quiet space. You can sit or lay down. Just make sure that your spine is straight. You can set a timer and begin to breathe. Feel the sensations of your breath going in and out. If a thought distracts you, that's totally normal. Just notice it and then gracefully come back to focusing on your breath. It may not be easy at first. Trust me. But just like fitness, the more you practice, the easier it will become. And if you already practice, maybe use this week to check in and see if you can go a little deeper. To hear my full conversation with Dan, head to bobbybones.com and for more of his journey with mindfulness, listen to his book, 10% happier only on audible. All this is brought to you by audible. Audible's well-being collection has everything to inspire and support you in every step of your well-being journey. Listen, and next week for your week three sound reset challenge, kickstart your well-being journey with your first audiobook free. When you sign up for a 30-day trial at audible.com. Membership is 1495 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime. Is this a loser move or a legitimate good move? Amy, tell the story. Okay, a cleaner is going by or off to sharing something that their client did. So they show up at the apartment clean and they find this note. To our cleaner, we hid 100 mini ducks around the apartment. We do this to ensure a job well done. Please leave all the ducks in this jar and then they signed their names. So the result is there was 100 ducks. The cleaner found 76 of them, contacted the client and ultimately quit. Because like, I don't know the whole thing just seems crazy and completely disrespectful. So you say loser move. I think it's a total loser move. I understand that you want a job well done. But those 24 ducks in places that didn't get cleaned. Little nooks and crannies. And there were pictures included on the viral posts of like some of the ducks around the open, like a sponge. I like sitting on top of the sponge on the kitchen sink. But then others were like, talked behind a little couch corner. I mean, it just seems like a little ridiculous. It does seem ridiculous. And I also think if you have somebody come over to clean as one thing, but like a deep clean. Like if you're having to move houses because I've had to hire somebody if we move to do a deep clean of a place, they have to scrub out. I'm never doing the ducks thing. That does feel like here's some three dollars on the table to the waiter. And every time you do bad, I'm picking up one of the dollars. It feels like that. It is giving that energy. Yes. So I don't like the feeling of it. But I understand maybe you've had bad experience with other cleaners. I don't know, I don't like the duck thing. It feels douchey. Yeah, loser move. How do you not find 24 ducks though? Yeah, a lot of ducks. That's a lot of urban things. You're not cleaning. That company actually does not give me confidence. Oh, are they the little tiny glass ducks? Yeah, I used to have one of my ducks. My dates are in the big rubber ducks. Well, I think summer big, summer small, or they're somewhere out in the open, some aren't. They're the little teeny tiny ones. And yeah, I believe that if they didn't find them, it's just because they didn't clean every nook and cranny. But who does? Well, I think you're hiring somebody to clean every nook and cranny. I just think the, listen, if you're paying money, that's acceptable. It's fine. They were like hiding them in the plant, like inside of the plant. It's like the pot. Yeah, I know. But yeah, I think that's fine to do. It's just going to be hard to find people that are going to work for someone who treats their people like that. Yeah. And also, at like duck 50, and they're not finding them as quick as they thought, they have to be like, oh man, we're never getting paid for this. They were putting them like inside the refrigerator, like behind bottles. Oh man. It did make me think like, don't I do something like this with my kids though? Like I get, I don't hate it. If they're in trouble, yes. But if you're hiring somebody and you want them consistent and to do good quality work, they're going to quit because this is, again, like you said, it's the energy of someone when you're waiting. Who's that your dad? My dad, yeah. $5 bills and be like, all right. It's just like, Oh, you have run my water yet. Oh, I know. I'd be mortified. Okay, so loser move or legit move, Eddie? I think it'd be fun. Like even for the cleaning team, it'd be kind of a fun little game. They quit until you can't find those 20 and you're just so stupid. So I'm going to say loser, I'm going to say loser move because it's impossible. I also, I think to myself, how could they not find 24 ducks? That is a lot of ducks not to find guys. Because you're not looking in the planter. You're not looking at it. If there's four, I'm like, they didn't find 100. They got 96. I get it. 24, are you even cleaning? They miss 25% almost of the ducks. That means they're missing 25% of my house that they are not cleaning. So I think it's a legit move. It's like a test. Like when kids go to school, they learn something. They have to take a test on it. I hired you to do something. The test is, can you pass? Sorry, you're not good enough for the job. Legit move. I think some of these cleaning teams too, like they have four houses they got to do in a day or whatever. If you're not finding those ducks, that's not an excuse to do not do a good job. And in this case, it sounds like it was just one housekeeper. Sorry. Like a one person. Not cut out for the jobs. You didn't want to work hard. I'm 60% lose his move, 40% legit move. But I think if, and 90 is an A, if you find 90 of the hundred ducks, you're good. Full price. Yeah. You get paid full price. If anything below, I start taking dollars off the table. It's like I wouldn't know if the homeowners could even walk in their house and tell you where those 24 ducks were. Yeah, exactly right. Go find all the ducks. You're like, oh, I can't find it. They probably like shoot. Where'd I put that one? Time for the Bobby feud. We have 2,000 Bobby Vouchal listeners name a famous adjacent Amy Morgan Eddie. You're playing lunch boxes out because it finished last place last time. Amy ten answers on the board name a famous Jason. Jason Cedacus. Show me Jason's a day. Number 5 answer. Why is this so hard? Name a famous Jason Jason. Al Dina. Al Dina. Jason. Number 1 answer. Nice job. That's good. Jason Bateman. Baby. Number 3 answer. Jason. Jason's. Jason's a statham. Jason's statham. Jason's day them is correct. The action star bald head dude. So you have Al Dean. Jason's day them. Jason Bateman and Jason Cedacus. We've said the word Jason so many times it's starting to feel weird about him. It is very weird because I'm like Jason. Six more Jason's on the board. Jason. Jason the scary guy. Does he have a last name? Jason. Five seconds. No. Name a famous Jason. No. Um. Jason. The mask. Jason the mask. Scary guy. Incorrect. Morgan. Amy only has 11 points. First round the points are very low. Go ahead. I'm like so turned around. She got saying Jason so many times that now I feel like somebody that I think I know is Jason but I don't know. So Jason Momoa. Jason Momoa. Number 4 answer. I really thought his name was not Jason Burst second. It was really thrown me off. Um, the other one that came to mind was Jason Darulo. Oh. Jason Darulo. Darulo. So cool. So cool. Number 7 answer. Oh. Okay, okay, okay. You guys are now tied to 11. That's all I had. So let me uh, continue down that road. How many do we have left to get? Four left. You have Jason Al Dean, off the list. Jason Statham, Bateman, Moa, Cedacus, and Darulo are all off the list. Oh my gosh. I can think of his Jason's. Jason's Deli. It's not for any good chicken. No, no, no, no, no. Do it Morgan. Name of famous Jason. Everything else. Jason's Deli. The Deli, Jason's Deli. Eddie. Man, they've taken so many Jason's. All I've got now is Jason's Steagle. Jason what? Who? Hey, Seagle. Jason Seagle. Yes! Who's that? He's that, he's. I met your mother, all the muppets. She just riced them up at movie. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Forget it in ceremonial. Yeah. Oh yes, yes, yes, okay. Big tall guy. Yep. Jason. That was worth nine points. Wow. That's pretty good. Jason Johnson. Did you make that up? Yes I did. Jason Johnson. All right, three left Amy. Okay. You have 11 points. The six and eight and 10 answers are on the board. Mm-hmm. Jason Isbel. Solid. He's probably not on the edge. Country singer Jason Isbel. All right, points are doubled. Morgan. I don't think I know any other Jason's off the top of my head. I can tell you everybody knows these Jason's there's nobody crazy on the list. I'm like walking through so many. The one that I was like thinking of. I don't think it's Jason. I think it's like, Jensen not Jason. But Aquaman. Jason Aquaman. I don't know what you're saying. Aquaman Aquaman. I've eaten like vampire diaries or something. Jason Aquaman. I think I might be Jensen. Eddie, you need to point here. Your last place. This is the second round though, right? Yeah, Jason like three answers. I know I got to Jason Hiddleston. Who's that? I'm eating a ton of noodles. I have a strategy. Oh, you're skipping to third round? You don't need. It doesn't matter. I have a not questioning strategy. Jason Hiddleston. Amy, last round points are tripled. Jason DeRuello. Did you already do that? Yep. He was so excited. She thought she discovered the new world. I did it. I forgot. Morgan did it. I even haven't written down that she did it. I just couldn't. I don't know, guys. I was going through the alphabet. Jason Hiddleston. Yeah. You actually said that way. I was trying to go through the alphabet. Morgan. Yeah. Yeah. I keep going to fictional things. And I know they're not on this list. But that's what he's coming into my head. Name a Jason. Jason. Who are you, Jason? Jason. Ah, Jason. Um, Jason Bourne. I. Oh. That's Well, that's very creative. It's a visual character. That's great. I didn't say that to be a real person. Jason Bourne. It's played by Matt Damon in all the Bourne movies. Show me Jason Bourne. We'll see if Eddie's strategy paid off. Dude, for the home run. Because I knew they would never guess this. But Amy brought it up. I did. They brought it up. The guy in the mask. And I'm like, oh, I know his last name. The who? The guy in the mask. Jason. It's Jason Voorhees. Give me Jason Voorhees. The killer. Come on for the win. I think Bobby would say Amy, be more specific. No. Come on, dude. Give it to me. Give it to it. Jason Voorhees. Did you have another guest who wasn't Voorhees? That was your strategy. It was a hot honor. It was a hot honor, nothing. Show me Jason Voorhees. It didn't work. Yeah, I didn't work. My strategy did not work. You two are tied. Do you want to tie? Because it doesn't matter. Or do you want to me give a hint? It's me and Amy. No, you're out. You lost. You will not play next round. Okay, I'll give you a hint. Ready? Hit number one. Are we just buzzing in? Just say your name. Football player. Former football player. Amy. Amy. I don't know. Jason Kelsey. Correct. That's what. That's what. That's what. Six points. Next one. Singer. Acoustic guitar. Hey. Amy. Um, Jason Morass. Correct. Yeah. Wow. Amy. Okay. I just need hints. Next one. Okay. Short. Actor. Bald. 90s. Oh. That's not Jason's anthem. Does he play? Charge. Also Britney Spears is. Jason Pretty Woman too. Yeah. Um, um, um, his name is Jason. I can't. Britney Spears is what? X. X was not the same guy. Same name. Okay. Oh, that's really. Wait. Is what? Jason Federal line. Now Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander. Yeah. But we need the points for the end of the year. So our winner, a Bobby Feud is. Amy. If you're trying to declutter, there's an ifs and buts rule. When you're thinking about getting rid of something and you hear yourself go, ah, I'd like this if it wasn't itchy or I'd wear this to sleep a little longer or if I lost a little weight or if, if, if that's when you know you should give it away. Hmm. If you if and butt it. Are you good at getting rid of stuff? Um, I've gotten better at it. So yeah, I would put myself in the category of like, good discernment on whether or not to keep it or not. The only way I keep if I'm in that mode is if I am absolutely 100% dedicated to it. If there's even a 10% like, I don't, gone, gone, out the house. Last year I saw a psychologist talk about, you know, like giving your items a performance review, like you would at work. Oh, that's cool. And if they don't get a good performance review, they're fired. Like, you know, when you buy something that's technically you're hiring it to do a job for you. Because a lot of my stuff, I'll be like, I'm not going to, I want to buy this, but it's too nice. I'm not going to wear it until the right thing. And then it gets two years later and I'm like, I don't never even wore it. The review is incomplete. I get rid of that stuff. But tags, there's like, place near our house, we'll get stuff with tags on it. Because I'm like, I'm not going to use it as somebody can. So let me donate it. Okay. Yeah. If it doesn't scream, we had a good life together. It's out the house. Whenever I'm in the mode, it is out the house. Because I will stuff will accumulate like crazy. I'm not a clutterer. You are not not lunch boxes, Mr. clutter. Oh, I'm a clutterer. Let me tell you, I have seven Kansas J Hawk couldys and I mean, why do I have seven of them? I don't know, but I can't let go of it because I got it 12 years ago. It's faded. It looks worn, but guess what? Still going to wear it. The only thing I have that holds in it, I'm on to wear. Because for a dude, it's so hard to like have good underwear. Correct. Like to fit the don't. Not that hard. Order the same pair. Nah, it's not always the same. What's the materials different? Yeah. Sometimes they change material. Sometimes we're just a good year. It's like wine. You know, the 1998 Fruit of the Looms. Really. Oh man. They produce those chef's kiss. But that's the rule. If you're decluttering, if you get it if or if you get a butt, just get rid of it if you can. Because obviously you're looking to make some room anyway. Do you spring clean? I don't know that I'm like, I have a set calendar in this spring time, but yes, when seasons turn over, whether it's spring, summer, winter, I do like an audit. Yeah, I think when I have to move clothes, because I have cold weather, like sweaters, they take up the whole closet, whenever I have to move that to like the upper part of the closet, a little shelf. I'm like, okay, I'm ever going to wear this. That's when I do my performance reviews. I got some clear plastic bins that way I can see in them and I know where they are and I've got them in my- It's a tanger store. Yeah. I got them at Home Depot. Organize that. Take it in a store. No. So the stuff that I feel more sentimental about, like my marathon t-shirt from 2001, you know, like I ran motor all over it, like I don't need the shirt, but I want to keep it. So that went into the plastic bin and the attic. So I've got stuff like that that I don't have to keep. Like keeping that, yeah. Good performance review. Well, that was a special- You want to wear it in Flexi-Kazel? No, I would never wear it. The memory box thing. It's a memory box thing, but there's other shirts like I have sorority date night shirts in that box. Like why do I need to- Oh, you want to forget that night? I have to have a- Like there's stuff like that where I've had to audit, but they don't get donated. They go into the clear sentimental box. So I always know where they are in case. I mean, what if my daughter- She's not. She's not. Yeah. I got two for you here. This woman had a stroke after cracking her neck. You know how people take their- The bottom of their hand, they put on her chin, they pop their neck. So she was driving home from Walmart. She kind of felt a pain in her neck. So she stretched it to the right, and then she cracked it, and then she had a stroke. She was rushed to the hospital by her husband. Turns out she had a stroke from cracking her neck. Horrible. Well, was the stroke coming and that's just expedited it? Possibly. I don't think we have a way of knowing that, but possibly. But also the other, I don't know, pop my own neck. She said she got over the counter pain medicine for the next five days. She was seeing a doctor, then it got much worse, and then she popped her neck and then a bright light flashed in her eye. She lost her vision. Her vision came back after 15 minutes, but the rights out of her body went numb. She could not speak clearly. Her husband rushed her to the hospital where doctors said she suffered a stroke. The neck cracked tore an artery, which caused a blood clot to travel to the brain. Wow, so it did cause the clot dissolved on its own. Luckily, she did not need surgery. She has made a full recovery from a lot of the central, but she was cracking her neck tore something and had a stroke. Oh, wow. That is crazy. Another one, and I thought the picture was AI when I saw it. You see the picture of this woman and behind her, she's doing a selfie. And behind her is a snow leopard. And the snow leopard's not mean and mad, but ain't happy. The snow, you can see the snow leopard's teeth. I thought someone had made that picture. Like, look at me in the snow. Chilling photo shows skiing tourists taking selfie with rare snow leopard moments before a malder face. Whoa. It's so close to her. If you were in your chair now to lean all the way back to flat and put your hands back, that's about where the snow leopard was. Wow. And you could see it. It was wild. I can't believe it was AI. So she was left seriously injured after the attack. The skier moved dangerously close to the wild animal while trying to take a photo on her way back to the hotel. This is from Daily Mail. Video footage taken moments later shows the woman trapped underneath the leopard. Look at the snow leopard. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Yeah. Like I said, doesn't that look AI? Yeah, it looks fake. And again, it looks like it's posing for the picture, but I think she's getting ready to palce an eater. Wow. The Earth. The skier was saved her life was saved because she had a helmet on. You can see in the picture that she's wearing it. What's the number one rule of selfies? Because there are two rules. Number one, don't get close to the edge. Yes. Number two, don't get close to animals. Don't do it with animals. Well, don't do it with animals. Also don't take a picture of the animals. Do it with animals and get you to jail. That's what I meant. She lived, but she got behind. I mean, that is so close. That's so close. Have you seen the one where the girl is skiing and there's a bear like just running behind her while she's skiing, but she's flying down the hill. I thought that was AI. It might be, man, honestly. Any of those that I see where the bear is chasing people, I feel like that's all AI. Okay, it might be. Oh, you don't know. I have no idea. Okay, well, there you have it. Like these right in this week's next day. If I'm on the box, so you know what this is. This is the Bobbi Vons. Amy has told me the corny's all this week will be Valentine's Day themed. Or like love couples. Okay, all right. Here we go. Morning, corny. The morning corny. Why did the cute couple end up in prison? Why did the cute couple end up in prison? They stole each other's hearts. That's a bad one. That's a bad one. That's a bad one. Morning, corny. That's just a bad one. God, you never know with you guys. I can't. If you go, he likes it. You don't. Do you have another one? Yes. Give us another one. That was like D plus. You got start off the week with a new theme. Okay, go ahead. You're going to do it. Are you demanding the music? Yeah, I'm demanding the music. Okay, go ahead. The morning corny. What did one pig say to the other? I like where this is going. I want to point you. So I thought what? Don't go bake in my heart. That's good. Don't go bake in my heart. That was the morning corny. I have some Valentine's Day after dark though. We can do it on the podcast later. Do you want to do one and then we'll bleep it, but we'll do the rest on the podcast. I want to hear this. Do it. Say it as it will bleep it. Okay. Do you want? You have after dark pulled up, Ray? Or do you want to just we can just go with the normal? She can't throw this on you here. Well, I've been working on it. I've been putting it together. I need you to commit to this. Now the morning corny after dark. How did Burger King get dairy queen pregnant? How did Burger King get dairy queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his waffle. That was morning corny after dark. Well, bleeped out. That one wasn't even that bad. I feel bad enough. It's not too dark though. Like some of these are... Can you go harder? I can't waste them all. Okay. I've been working on putting these together, but let me see. I'll bleep it. I mean, they're not that bad. Ray hit us with one more. Okay. And now the morning corny after dark. What does a hot dog use for protection? What? Condiments. Oh, I like that one. That was morning corny after dark. It's pretty good. Not bad. Way to bleep those. You can hear them on the podcast though. That'll be on part one and we'll do more part two. Well, okay, yes. And then I feel like you want to do them today or do we sprinkle them in? Because it's not on time. We can do after dark. We can do a whole set of them today on the podcast. Yeah. We can't do after darks every morning. But now I feel like I've wasted two good ones. You didn't waste them because we got enjoyment out of it. Yeah, we liked them. Yeah. Okay, but when I look at my compilation as a whole now, it's lacking. So let me... Then do better and fill it up more. I'll fill it back up with some more. Because we enjoyed that. Guys, we enjoyed that. Okay. Okay. All right, there we go. This story comes from Clearwater for a 32 year old man wanted to impress a girl, take her out, got her in the car. He's like, don't worry, I'm gonna stop by you some flowers. Goes in, buy some flowers, gives them to her, drives her to the bar. Let's go in and have a drink. Goes in. Hey, let me pay my tab. My problem is he used counterfeit money. Barton or notice like, oh yeah, thanks. They called cops. He got arrested while he's on his date. Oh man. I'd like to rewind. Amy, have you ever been on a date where a guy goes, don't you worry, I'm gonna go in and get you flowers. Like I feel like even that order is off. Like you have the flowers and you give them to them at the date. Or if you stop and you have to go into the gas station or the grocery store, you get the flowers while you're in without announcing, I'm gonna stop and get you flowers. Don't do worry. I got you. Yeah, no, that's never happened to me. Yeah, I didn't. He just didn't feel like the timing was right. Even the flowers part. Nor have I been out with someone where they've been arrested on our date. Oh, what about if you've ever been out with someone who used counterfeit money? Not that I know of. Okay. He's really good counterfeit money. It's hard to come by, right? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Let's go and talk to Rex who lives in Ohio. Rex, you're on the show. Hey, I got a question for you. Yes, sir. Want to know why Bluegrass isn't considered country music. Or is it? Bluegrass was born inside of country music. So it is the same way that rock was really based in blue. So bluegrass, probably the 40s or so. Bluegrass was the early version of country music. The country music kind of came from. Bluegrass has just acoustic instruments where country music then turned into more commercial sounds, electric guitars, etc. It is country though. It actually is more country than what's country now. But as country has evolved, bluegrass has pretty much stayed somewhat similar. So it is. I think that's probably the best answer there. It is country music. It's just the early part of country music. Oh, okay. I just noticed on the CMA Awards that they never even mentioned bluegrass. Nobody plays on the radio neither. They do give bluegrass awards out. They didn't make the television version of the Grammy Awards. But bluegrass does have categories. And yeah, they didn't play it. But there are at times people like Billy Strings who make it super commercially popular. Dark Spentley is a big bluegrass guy. I put out a whole bluegrass album. But bluegrass is country. It's just a very very much older version of country that stayed as country changed. Do you feel like that's a good answer for you? Yeah, I get that works. Well, that's it. The same way that blues is the formation of rock and gospel is kind of the reason that soul ends up happening. Country music comes from bluegrass music. So I hope that and yeah, well, if I'd fact check all that. But yeah. Well, I appreciate that call, Rex. Thank you very much. Hope you have a great rest of the day. Yeah, bye. All right, see you later. And we will see you guys tomorrow. All right, bye, everybody. This is the Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry. Scoobah Steve, executive producer. 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