255: Ludicrous! Ft. Angela Giarratana

Are you locked in? I'm locked, babe. Here we go. Wait, okay, I'm so excited. People are going to be losing their minds like, I know that voice. It's Angela! It's been too long. It's been way too long. Way too long. I saw you at a little Spotify party the other day, like a month ago, and I was like, oh, I just miss her. I loved your outfit. Someone told me it was not very flattering on me. What? Yeah, and I said, fuck you, I'm in my luteal face. You're kidding. People are, I'm telling you, people are coming out of the woodwork. I wanted to like get put in a rage room today to just like take out my angst that the world has created within me. We're cooked right now. Have you gone to a rage room ever? Never. Okay. Today, this, right now. Right here. This is our rage room. This is our rage room. This is it. Honestly, it should be free to women. All rage rooms should be free to women. And I also think all women should have free Wi-Fi everywhere they go. Thank you. It's a safety precaution. Thank you. Equity, not equality. Equity. I am so freaking pumped about these. I just feel like I'm setting this up and all of us out there, like all of you guys listening, if you just need to just like scream in your car, scream in your car, like literally let it out. Today we're doing that. You can scream here. Thank you. We will turn the volume down for everyone. I'll move my mouth from the mic. I am kind of theming this as ludicrous. Okay. The Ludo mode. Luda. These are just stories that you're just like, what? What? Okay. I don't even know what I'm like, people are gonna be like, you need to calm down. I've had a lot of coffee today. Babe, me too. I've also had two naps. Full day, two naps. You know, like when you're like, thing the thing the thing but not everything is perfectly booked up so you have like an hour in between two things oh that's happened to me today where i like i mean it's a car nap like i laid in my car for like five minutes and i woke up um what else is going on with you okay what do you got what i feel like i see a sundance film and what's your little character i already forgot his name oh my god you're the best i did very important people i drop out which is really fun i'm like i'm having a stroke right now i literally walked in i go finoli finoli's in the house i love you i literally just had a stroke you're the best what else is new though honestly i'm getting better at reading reddit okay i'm kind of you i've never used reddit yeah like when i have a problem now i'll try to google it and i won't talk about i won't do it we're always talking about where it's like people are typing yeah but i'm now looking up instead of just google because you know google ai is like awful it tried to put gemini on my gmail no i'm like you're encroaching on me i can know responding to email no giving me email summaries i'm like shut it off no it's never accurate absolutely yeah being like following up on this bop your robot city right now but no i'm feeling i'm loving reddit yeah so now if i have like a question about my car i'll tape it okay hell yeah um you will also see on this episode angela's personal youtube channel will be tagged it will be collaborated upon our girl right now i want to like see i want to see what this can do okay our girl right now has 163 subscribers if you are an angela fan please go over there and you're so sweet for this subscribe you know what this feels like this feels like when an older sister like brings a kid like I'm going like like I'm like my freshman year of YouTube starts tomorrow and you're like meet my teachers like they all love me you're my sister like she and they're like oh my god you look alike and you're like yeah she's like she's that's so sweet of you thank you no I'm just so excited for you and you're working on so much cool stuff you have a podcast artist on artist like you don't plug yourself enough and I I am not joking like I'm in a crash out day today and literally 12 hours ago not you like 24 24 20 i think it was last night it was last night yeah so it's like it's still 4 p.m like right now i texted you and i was like is there any chance you're available tomorrow and you were like yeah after four after four but that's when you know your pod is easy and fun for me and that's you because i if it was like i have to be funny and cool and awesome and hot i was like i'm just gonna sit on that chair kick my feet up and we're just gonna talk quit being so nice i'm trying to give you your flowers thank you collabed we're collabed literally saved my life i had someone cancel and short notice is the hero and comes in and is gonna make sure this episode just really blows us all out of the water you're so sweet i can't wait for luda luda let's dive in Thank you. presented by State Farm. It can be hard choosing the juiciest story for you guys on this podcast. And if you need help making a choice, State Farm helps you choose the coverage that matters most to you. Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on ratings plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings, and eligibility vary by state. we're gonna start off a little light okay and then we're gonna go yard let's have like a salad first okay um this first one is coming from relationship advice three days old titled how can i 33 male stop making my boyfriend 36 male jealous of my fish for female fish fish me and my boyfriend have been together for three years everything has been relatively good. Recently, my boyfriend has been getting jealous that I talk more to my fish after work than him. I've had the fish longer than we've been together, and I always talk to my fish after work. The talking to fish is literally just a way I decompress after work. I just rant to my fish about things that happened throughout the day. Usually, it's stuff my boyfriend doesn't want to hear. Usually it's just a 15 to 20 minute one-sided conversation. Yeah, yeah, it should be. I hope. I really hope. Over the last two weeks, he's gotten annoyed that immediately after getting home, I usually stand in front of the fish tank and mostly just rant. Today, I decided to instead of ranting to my fish, just sit on the couch and rant to him. And he mostly ignored me and watched TV and even got upset a few times that I was talking about things that didn't matter while he was watching TV. He doesn't want to listen to me after work or want me talking to my fish. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. I will say our relationship has been fine the past two weeks other than him getting upset about me talking to the fish. We still talk to each other about stuff. He just doesn't want to hear about my work day and I don't blame him. Wait, so he's jealous of the fish but he doesn't want to hear about his day yeah so it's like he wants the attention but he doesn't want to hear about his partner is that what's happening no i i think i'm wrong i think i misheard it i think i need to no you heard it right like you can't talk to your fish and also shut the fuck up i don't want to hear you vent about your work day so op like wants to decompress by talking to their fish which is so sweet but then when the partner feels jealous so then at op is like okay i'll tell you the partner doesn't want to hear it no he's watching tv can you imagine how like dejected you would feel too you come home after a work day you just want to connect with your partner fine you don't want me to talk to the fish fine so you go sit by them on the couch and you're like hey babe how was your day well my day you know wendy like was really mean to me at work she like spit in my coffee and he's just watching tv shut up could you imagine i i tell this story a lot i actually dated a guy i was like 23 and he i remember like he cooked it was the first time he cooked and we had a lasagna and we sat down crazy to cook a girl lasagna i don't know it's just like a hefty lasagna and i was like i can have two bites of this it's gonna ruin me so then i started eating this lasagna and he has the tv on and it was like seinfeld and i was like oh my god i love this episode kramer does this and he's like i actually kind of like to just watch it while we eat and like not really talk so shut up essentially yeah this is brutal why am i here though truly like what also we'll talk after the episode and then he finished, turned the TV off, finished his line, and he went, all right. He patted his stomach. Patted his stomach. And said, all right, you can go now? No, it was kind of like, all right, what do you want to do now? Now that I had TV time and bottle time. I can't imagine. No, it was awful. Okay, so this is sad because I'm really, I don't know. Multiple fish? Just one fish. Four female. Four female fish? Four. They gave the age and the gender of the fish. You were going one fish, four female. So four fish? No, one fish, four female. And I go, what are you talking about? I thought you met on Reddit more. You're right. It's age, gender. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is so sad. I don't like that the partner's jealous. That feels wrong. It feels weird. It feels like such a controlling little thing. Like, I fit in my box and don't talk to your fish. People talk to their pets all the time. Like, it's no different than talking to your dog or your cat. Fish have feelings, too. I bet it looks like more intentional because cats and dogs kind of move. So I bet the partner is like, the OP is like sitting there and just like intentionally looking at the fish and just kind of talking. Instead of like on a walk with your dog talking, this feels like attention that the fish is getting. But if the partner doesn't want to hang, he shouldn't be mad that the fish is getting the hang. I know. Well, and I just Googled, do fish understand humans? Because I'm just curious what this looks like. Yeah. Fish can understand and recognize humans to a surprising degree. Learning to distinguish individuals through visual cues like colors, patterns, associating specific people to feeding and other experiences. They show cognitive abilities beyond what was once believed. They can learn routines, recognize caregivers. not routines have form form special bonds routine within your little bowl yeah so it's like he comes home every day after work probably feeds the little fish and that's when he gets time for female gets face time face time that's okay wow i don't blame op for being upset because that's it feels like a little ritual too it feels almost like journaling like i'm not trying to like act like the fish isn't hearing it because it does sound like the fish can like respond a little bit but this is also just feels like meditative and like kind of just like a release it is so similar to journaling it's venting you're processing your day and talking about how it went it's like for him to let out his day and hear it from his point of view this is so i know a lot of people are gonna be like it's just talking to a fish you guys and I really don't think it is, though. I think it's his routine. Yeah, and I think just the way the partner's treating him, I'm just like, this doesn't feel like respect. I think jealousy is so interesting because, like, when someone's jealous of something, it's because they feel like they're not getting something, right? So it's like, if that partner wants more attention, then I understand the feeling of, like, please talk to me instead of your fish. Yeah. If it's like, please stop talking to your fish, but stop talking to me, that's just control. so you just want me to not talk yeah ever top comment lol lol lol at the fish age and gender defined and the next comment and the way he described their conversation as one-sided i like how to do a double take i'm like did i read that right i know it was like a funny thing but we were like huh have you ever seen the movie um it's like this fish finding nemo yeah well that one's good it's like really old-timey i think it's in black and white it's like the guy's name is mr limpet and he turns into a fish because he wants to be a fish no aerial male aerial basically yeah wow he like turns into a fish because he just wants to be it yeah he like stands on a dock every day looking at the fish as he feeds them and then he's like i want to be a fish and he accidentally turns into gets i don't know magic happens i'm gonna i think you should watch it yeah send it to me might give you some like some creative juices or something someone else goes i talked to my goldfish about my day and asked him if he's been a good boy silly question he's always a good boy much better behaved than the cat um someone does share something i did not need to see but i saw it so you all have to one of the fish reddits someone posted for help because their cat vomited directly into their fish tank and did the fish eat it i I don't know. That's disgusting. I asked that. I had a fish problem where I had a fish. Disappear. Disappear. And then I reddited it and Googled it and did a lot of research. And it was a fish from a movie I was in. And I was like, oh, can I keep the fish? It was like a prop. And they're like, yes, it was like a real fish. And then I went out of town. And I just think the fish jumped to its escape. is what Google told me. But didn't you find a fish body outside of the tank somewhere? I looked everywhere. You know what that tells you? Huh? You had mice or rats in your apartment or wherever you were living because they came and... Because they came for the fish. They came and ate that fish. So the fish probably jumped. Yep. And then some disgusting rat, my old apartment, not my new apartment, came in and probably... That makes more sense. I keep thinking the fish jumped out of the window and then started a new life. Yeah. no you didn't have a cat or anything right no no my roommate had a cat okay so yes we figured it out okay that thing got eaten yeah that thing got eaten by cat or rat yeah i saw a rat the other day right above my head it was in a tree and i'm like you oh they're so gross i'm so sorry people that love rats no you're allowed to love mice you can't love of rats mice freak me out too and i know i like appreciate all of the studies with rats they've they've really helped advance science and rat park they give us a lot of data but damn like they're just so gross i feel that way about crows see i love a raven is a crow a raven they're similar looking but different yeah i don't like birds what about a parrot no i'm bad i'm bad at wings is it the flapping that gets you do butterflies mess you up too No, because they don't bother me. Wings and birds kind of freaks me out. Did you see Birds by Alfred Hitchcock very young? I must have because I can't figure out where the fear comes from. But yeah, that 100 percent. OK, moving on to this next one coming from Relationship Advice. It's titled, How Do I, Female 24, Deal With Being a Housewife After My Husband, Male 31, Called Me Dead Weight? Okay. I've been married for almost a year. I am the housewife and I take care of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. I would say I'm a good one. I often go above and beyond and make my husband happy. He's from a different culture too, so I've learned how to cook his food and do many things his way. My husband works a tech job and goes into the office once a week. His job isn't very demanding, and most of the time he is at home and playing video games or watching YouTube or working on projects for his hobbies. We are very well off based on just his income. We made an agreement before getting married that this would be our dynamic, but that he would still help me. He reassured me he wouldn't be the tyrant kind of husband. He does help sometimes, which is nice, but I still ask for help here and there. A couple of months ago, we made an agreement that he would help me with cleaning up after I made food, as I really hate that part. Today, after I made lunch, I jokingly said, quote, good luck with cleanup, because there was a lot of pots. However, he started getting upset and told me that this is my job and not his. He said he worked so hard his whole life, which is why he has the job that he currently has and how it's not his fault that I have a job as a housewife. This was hurtful because he doesn't really respect women who work and doesn't take them seriously either. It's like no matter what I do, I can never earn his respect. I feel like a weird toxic boss slash employee relationship. He told me it's up to him when he will help me. He will decide, not me. He told me to shut up and do my job. Our argument escalated and I tried to explain our initial agreement, but he started getting more disrespectful. I also got disrespectful too. He started saying how I have a pointless degree and I never finish anything in life, which is why I have the job of a housewife. I felt disrespected and underappreciated. The argument got really bad to the point where he called me a whore and that he could get any woman he wants. And that any woman would be extremely happy with being his housewife. Luna! he called me dead weight and useless well look at him go morgan those words killed me it really hurt and i've been crying for hours now i did call him an asshole and slammed the door a couple of times i don't know how to survive in this dynamic i tried my best to explain myself and our agreements, but he didn't want to listen and just wanted to fight. He blamed it on me being on my period. He also said... Shut the fuck up. It says that? Uh-huh. Yeah, he also blamed it on me being on my period. You're so hormonal. He also just said a lot of lies, like that he does everything in our home. I know how hard I work, though. My husband is generally a very good guy. I don't think so. especially with my family and his family. He spoils me with nice things, but it quickly feels pointless when arguments like this happen. I just want to be appreciated and respected and understood. I was wondering if other housewives have some advice. Thank you. This poor thing. Drop a pin, girl. We'll come get you. Drop a motherfucking pin. I love when you do that. Apple Maps, baby. Literally. slide into my freaking dms i'm there tonight you're a whore you're useless you're dead weight you're being a bitch because you're on your period this is not even like he didn't say bitch but but you know read between the lines i mean it all comes out in the bath water i can't get over this the period thing really really and this is what she was like good luck with the dishes there's too many paths and then this all started uh-huh this woman i feel so bad this is so so clearly just abuse and that sucks yeah that's not okay and she doesn't deserve that no and i think a lot of people forget like abuse doesn't it's not just physical like yeah he's also holding money over her head so we've got financial abuse like it sounds like she has a degree but isn't working and like isn't using it yeah and the clocking in part is really worrisome to me where it's like when he needs her she'll say something like what did he say he was like there's sometimes when she he asks for it or doesn't like the cleanup of it all yeah that to me is very um a power dynamic that he's using via finances and whatever yeah to act like she's an employee of him there's no mention of kids either which i'm like please actually like don't no kids yeah like so she can like actually get out and just kind of have a clean break from him because kids as magical and special as they are like if you are stuck with someone like this and you have to then try to leave with kids and then co-parent like no it's going to be so much messier but it's like crazy because i understand in a world in which you're being isolated by your partner that like bringing a kid in makes you feel like you'll have somebody because she's in such a lonely place so like i almost get it but it will be so completely it's like so it's like a survival mechanism but it won't be good no she's gotta get out i'm like their age gap is she's 24 he's 31 seven years no yeah okay god and what did he say he thinks he could get anybody oh anyone would be happy to be his housewife i can't even imagine do you just want a maid do you just want a personal cook yeah i went like i I think personal connection and services are two separate things to you. I think you're looking for a service. It's insane. The one line that really kind of messed me up too, and I do think the top comment picks up on it. It does. So they quote OP because he doesn't really respect women who work and doesn't take them seriously either. It's like, no matter what I do, I can never earn his respect. And the person responds and says their own thing. And they go, this is because, spoiler alert, he doesn't respect women, period. Yep. He doesn't respect you because he can't, because he doesn't see you or any woman as a real person. So leave. It will not get better. I guarantee that. He does not respect you because he doesn't respect women. I mean, yeah. And I don't think he respects other people. I don't even think it feels like a gender thing to me. It feels like a power thing. It feels like a power dynamic, and this guy gets off on that or whatever. No, I don't think he gets off on anything. I don't think this guy's had sex in years. I think this guy's backed up. Honestly, I think that's probably why you went for a 24-year-old, because that's the only person he could probably convince to sleep with him. Really? Morgan? Oh, God, this guy sucks. And you're 24. Prime of your life, baby. Oh, my God, she hasn't even hit, like, 27. That was the craziest year for me. 24 to like 28 was so elite 24 to 28 feels like 50 years it's only a couple but it is like i know you that's that's she has so much life ahead of her i turned 32 in a month and i'm just like to be 24 again doesn't it feel like score and five years ago like preschool yeah we were like the shit i ate the shit i did the shit i did like me and my friends like it was bad it was but like we just don't need to go there it was so fun i'm so sad for her that she's in a relationship at that young of an age that makes her feel like she's not respected because there's the sky is the limit babe you could be respected and not have to clean that pot and you can make those snarky comments sometimes and it's not going to be like a i'm not going to pay for you or whatever he's doing. Yeah. No, this is a great lesson to learn. You're 24. You get divorced. You go and use your degree or you go back to school and finish it or whatever is going on here. And you go and you live and experience life and find your person who treats you well and respects you and loves you. Yeah. And you're not stuck with this guy the rest of your life. And like, you can now proceed forward with this experience in mind, knowing I didn't love that. gonna avoid those guys yeah like you'll be more in tune yeah your partner being in love being in a marriage should be one of the greatest parts of life like it should be like i was talking to my friend about dating and she was like it should at least be fun yeah like you forget that it should be it should bring joy and i know a lot of those things are hard work dating is hard but like being with your partner eating lunch cooking lunch for him and then cleaning up after whether it's him or you yeah should at least be nice and pleasant at the bare minimum at the bare minimum bars in hell you should enjoy eating lunch with him and at the bare minimum you should feel respected just oh my god i know my relationship is not perfect we fight everyone should fight yeah but like just the peace I feel in this relationship like I just can't even imagine having to walk on eggshells or just literally I get cortisol from everything else not my relationship I know the world is already too scary you should your home base yeah eating lunch in your kitchen should feel peaceful or at least supported I know literally um Justin got me like a foot massager for Christmas and he then bought himself the little compression leg boots from Costco. They were on sale for like 180 bucks. You guys just sit next to each other to take care of your feet? He's got his little compression boots on. I got my feet and my massager and we just sit there and we watch Impractical Jokers and we're just hanging. I like just respect babe At least Yeah this next one too Not respectful Awesome Not respectful. I will say OP has deleted her account. No update. No comments I'm seeing from OP. A lot of people are just like, please get out. The only way to keep one's self-respect in a situation like this is to leave. He'll continue disrespecting her and treating her like dirt if she stays. She has a degree. She can earn her keep. Also, you don't even need a degree. No. You don't need to have a degree to be respected in your relationship. You don't even need that. No. You can earn your keep in so many other ways. It does not matter. I know. Yeah. A lot of people are like, OP, run! And then, like, red flag emojis. It'd be fun if they made a bigger red flag emoji. Have you seen that little guy run around with his flag? Yes. I've tried to get him on, but he's too busy running. God, that's good. I know. But you even tried. That's good. I did try. But it'd be fun if they have, like, for the girlies in the chat to be, like, red flag, but then big red flag. Jumbo. Or, like, a red flag with the face that's, like, what? Did you know, I think you can, like, send, like, emojis loud. Oh, yeah. Like, if you hold the thing down. Oh, yeah. You can, like, pick your effects. Yes. You could send an emoji quietly. like you can do the oh quietly did you know you can schedule send text now no you can schedule send a text yeah so if you like it's 1 a.m and you're like oh my god i want to text this person but if by the morning you'll forget about it you can schedule send messages now oh my god the type a girlies are losing it me i'm like i'll send it when i send it oh no i i tried to operate like that and then it would be a week later and i'd be like oops but then when you schedule send it are you doing it like you sometimes when I schedule send an email and I'm like it's gonna look psychotic when this email pops up at 8 a.m 8 0 0 well you can pick whatever time you go like 8 0 5 yeah no that's totally fine that's kosher that's kosher wow okay the more you know the more you know this episode is brought to you by skims I don't know about you guys but finding good undergarments used to be such a struggle for me painful underwire not supportive not comfy all I wanted to do is race home at the end of the day and take it off. 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This one. oh no okay it's coming from r slash what do i do kind of another just looking for advice drop a pin genuinely don't know what's going on okay please help and it's only a day old so very very fresh It's titled, My Husband Gave Me a 5 out of 10. I'm Losing My Mind. I've posted here before about my husband's terrible communication skills, how he completely shuts down after arguments, gives me the silent treatment for days, and makes me question if he's even still invested in this marriage. A lot of the people commented that he might be emotionally withdrawing from the relationship. Well, today, something happened that's making me wonder if they were right. Last night at dinner, I jokingly asked my husband to rate me on a scale from 1 to 10. I expected him to say something like, you're a 10 to me, because that's what I would have said to him. What happened next blindsided me. He looked at me seriously, scanning my face, and said, quote, right now, maybe a 5. I must have looked shocked because he quickly followed up with, quote, but when you're naked, you're a full 10. Fuck off. The damage was already done. He now insists that it was just a joke, but I don't believe him. His tone was serious. The same tone he uses when he's being brutally honest about other things. and how do other people see me if my own loving husband rates me as a five i know i have low self-esteem but i never make it anyone else's problem especially not my husband's i don't ask for reassurance or compliments i've never asked anyone to rate me before this was supposed to be playful now i don't know what to think is he being honest and trying to communicate and i'm just overreacting and need to work on my own insecurities or is this another sign that he doesn't want to love me anymore just like the emotional shutdowns and cold shoulders i'm seriously considering divorce at this point i can't tell if we need better communication or if this marriage is already over that's the end of it oh god where's the bat where's the fucking bat beyonce lemonade eight let's just like he scanned my face and then said five it wouldn't if it would have been just like oh my i don't even like a five dude read the room he shouldn't even scan that's my thing no he should just immediately 10 babe even like i don't know like anything like an eight nine like to say a five if he said an eight i would tell her run i'm not kidding an eight is i mean anything is bad but it's just like the fact that he did scan and he was like yeah genuinely like like giving her a once over to like compute the numbers i don't even want to like spend too much time on it but the naked comment that when you're a naked you're a 10 that is demeaning her to only her body and only what her body does and that's bat worthy it's super bad i mean that is bad it's also like I'll say there's something interesting where she said like when she asked she was being playful but I almost think like it is a playful ask but I almost wonder if she's asking that because she's not feeling like she's being treated like a five I think so when she asked subconscious yes when she asked that she's like what do you really think you know like when you when your body subconsciously asks things because you're like I feel like I'm being treated like I'm a five out of ten and she's almost like what do you use and then he said it no her gut is already telling her Like something's up. He's checking out. Obviously, she went to Reddit and posted something else, which I tried to go to her account and see what the other post was titled. But she has her posts hidden. So you can't just like look it up easily. I'm trying to Google it based on her username, but nothing's popping up. But the fact she's already posting and saying these things like you are getting a read. So for this, it's just like she just wanted like a check in. Like she's never badgered him about, am I attractive? What do you think I am? Do you love me? Like there's no badgering. And so to kind of do this one time and to be met with such disdain, five, and then the degrading comment, but when you're naked, that's like that, oh, that horrible, horrible comment that traditionally men will use but calling someone a butter face yes horrible no it's horrible it's awful being like well if it comes with tits then i like it but the face i don't know butter face my lip just curled like i know it felt disgusting to even like play as a character but like oh my god that i feel so bad for her i hate that she had it i know five oh my god if honestly if he said nine out of ten i'd slap him i wouldn't hurt to my but just say a 10 like you you know the trope it's like that freaking um trend where it's like would you love me if i'm a worm yeah yeah of course babe it's kind of a test don't be daft like literally i know this doesn't make sense but that's like a teacher being like do you want an A or an F? Like there's a clear winning answer. It's not like she's actually asking his opinion. There's a way that he can make her feel valued and loved. There's a way to win. Just win. Literally, it's so easy. Just say 10. And I think you just saw the real him. Yeah. I think the mask slipped a little bit and he wasn't quick enough to be like, oh, this is a test. What is she asking me? He just genuinely had a gut response. And I think you just saw the real him and what he actually thinks of you. And it's crazy that sometimes your, like, subconscious will say something because it's like, I have this deep, dark fear that's in the back of my brain. Yeah. And I'm just going to start saying things to, like, test that. Yeah. And then she got a clear answer. Like, I understand I feel like a 5 out of 10 all the time. Even if you feel that way, doesn't mean your partner should say that. I don't know. I just don't feel like you should ever be with someone that's going to say that to your face. No. No. I'm in my bloat era right now. I'm just like, I'm a little fluffy. I'm fluffy. I'm fluffy every day, yeah. Went through the holidays. I made 500 cookies with my grandma. I ate too many of them. You made 500? Oh, we bake. We bake, girl. We bake. I'm fluffy one week out of the every month. Yeah, luteal, that shit fucks you up. It's like scientifically proven that you actually, like your brain, you feel and look uglier during your luteal phase. There's some crazy stuff that's coming out. Whoa. Yeah. yeah and like i'm fluffy and like this was literally my wedding vows where i'm like justin's like the first person i've dated and been with that's like ever made me feel beautiful and so like i have my days where i'm just feeling insecure i'm not feeling great and i will go to him and i'm just like i'm just like not feeling the greatest today i feel kind of like insecure in my head and i'm just like i'm like you love me right and i ask him and i'm like i okay i get how that could be kind of annoying but it's just like i just need that reassurance he's like of course like come here but i'm like that's you like bringing to someone you trust a like lie in your brain that society is giving you i'm like reality checking yes i'm like i don't think it's you being too much or doing too much yeah i think it's you just saying like oh my brain is telling me to not love myself right now and i'm just gonna say it out loud you love me though right my brain i don't but like yeah and i think that's almost what this kind of felt like and i think that's why i relate a little bit where i'm just like god she just wanted to feel special in the eyes of her husband because again she kind of said that line where it's like if he thinks i'm a five god damn what does everyone else think about me i almost think the opposite whereas i'm like similar to you i naturally am a little more insecure than i think is like real oh so i'm my own worst critic truly if i'm gonna think i'm a five i need my partner to at least remind me that i'm not a five right like 12 13 50 22 157 infinity limitless for female like anything like you at least need someone to kind of fact check you and go hey i love you you're beautiful bare minimum i know i um god i saw a story i saved it and i now i can't find it i need to find it again but it was like my whole tv like it's your whole laptop just saved stories you see my two windows of just tabs i find them all myself i know that but where do you say you save them as tabs yeah and then i save them on my reddit account under like saved and then i also now find them on Instagram and I create folders on Instagram okay so that's been really helpful honestly I'm sorry I interrupted you though what were you saying um oh but I came across this story and it was like my husband squeezed my belly and like called me chunky or something or my wife like squeezed my stomach and called me chunky during sex and I was like the way I would have got dressed, got my keys, gone to my car, went for a long drive and cried to Enya, I would have needed medication. It's just, to me, it's not even what they say. It's just having a partner that isn't supportive. It's just going to be really tough. Fluffy's good, fluffies whatever it's it's just you support it's like supporting yourself and like when you feel bad having someone that makes you feel like it's okay i know top comment would you honestly describe this man as your loving husband no no and then they go on to say i haven't read your previous posts and the person after says i just found some dot dot dot dot dot she should call a lawyer and some close friends and now i'm like god what are these previous posts no no here's your close friends we're here go run away again get out okay so i searched within the subreddit yeah Search the username. There's a post from them. How do you handle a spouse who completely shuts down after every argument? My spouse and I rarely fight, but when we do, it becomes a multi-day cold war. I hate stonewalling. Yeah. Some people grew up in households like that, where when there was arguments, it was like, we're not talking. That's not good. That's so hard. That's so hard. Yeah, that seems like the big one. I'm not seeing anything else pop up from this this person that's that's unfortunate time to go I think I think it's time to go I think the same little voice in you that was like I'm gonna ask him what he thinks of my face or my appearance and put it to a number that means if you're looking for a numeric value in your partner I don't think you're feeling trusted or respected at all no i'd be like on a scale of one to ten how likely are we to get divorced because for me for me it's a 10 i go so okay so you did five out of ten so on a scale of one to ten what did you think i would think when you said five out of ten this is making sense if you you call me five out of ten what do you think that is that's a one out of ten you calling me a five out of ten 50 percent it's 50 percent like five out of ten but naked you're a 10 he said 10 out of 10 could you imagine this but naked six out of 10 i'd kill him i'm not a violent person i don't usually resort to violence surprisingly because i i often joke like he don't make a joke about grabbing the bat yeah but like actually like i want him to like try to climb over a barbed wire friends and get stuck i used to walk dogs are you a rover walker no i was a dog hiker for like a big company wow i would hike like a lot of dogs every morning oh my god and i remember over there yeah and i remember when my friends would tell me about their shitty boyfriends i'd be like i will throw dog shit at his car i have so much access to dog shit that is such a good petty revenge i still think about it where i'm like oh because dog shit smells horrible oh and i'll throw it i can just see just like in the bag of course no i can see you um getting like a slingshot and just like literally launching so then it like has force like real force and when you're a dog walker you're dealing with dog shit every day oh and you probably walked some big dogs Big dogs. And I'm like, I'm putting it on your tires. I'm putting it everywhere. I'm putting it next to the door of your car. So when you step to get into your car, you step in it. People are genuinely disgusting. If you don't pick up your dog's shit, I don't think you should have the right to own a dog. I think you should get a ticket. You should get a ticket. I was walking through like a building the other day. Someone's like condo building where they pay HOAs and their HOAs are cheap. walking through i get out of the elevator and i go up the steps to go to the front door big pile of dog shit just in the middle of the steps an elevator no and it's on the steps on the steps just like in but within the condo building and i almost stepped in it and i'm like you know your dog just shit they stop even if you're not paying attention the leash gives a little jerk you look behind you like oh sorry buddy there's no way that shit came out and you didn't see it and you didn't go to your condo and go get a little baggie or whatever and pick it up I literally called my friend and he's like on the little HOA thing. And I was like, you need to, you need to go after them. I go, you got to look at the cameras and you, everyone, it's going to get written in your little HOA rules that if you own a pet in this building, everyone is DNA testing their dog's shit so that you can build people based on them and leaving their shit around. Go girl. This is done. Oh yeah. Or like you should find who that is. Get that dog shit put in front of their door. That's, that's easier. a little revengeful ah but dog shit all over him saying any of that stuff i know sorry that was disgusting no i i um one time put horse shit on someone's car in high school that's a horse girl that's the horse girl that's morgan i know you took i scooped it up in a red solo cup and then dumped it on top of their car yeah they were mean i think it's harmless because you couldn't Like, it's your car. It's not like your body or like your clothes. I got banned from McDonald's for a while when I was in high school because I started talking to this guy. He was a piece of shit. But his ex-girlfriend like started harassing me and she worked at McDonald's. So I went through, ordered an ice cream cone from her and then I put it on her car. Two really good Morgan stories just sandwiched together. I don't know if I've told people this. It's been like five years. You put the cone down on her car? Yeah, and then McDonald's banned me on the windshield. How did they ban you? The messiest place for it. You can't come back here ever again? But then me and her became friends. Oh, that's iconic. And then once we were friends, because we realized he was playing both of us, then we became friends, and I was unbanned from McDonald's. Being banned from a McDonald's is pretty crazy. Yeah, but to this day, and I don't know what the math would be with interest, because we did kind of have an agreement, um she owes me like six hundred dollars because i i flew her to kentucky and took her to a justin bieber concert with her with me and then she never paid me back so if you're out there lindsey i'd like my money at least a six hundred dollar in mcdonald's gift cards i know because you were banned from the mcdonald's because of her no because of him yeah like it was his fault he You flew her to see a Justin Bieber concert? Yeah. You have a big heart. Where's your 600 bucks? Pay me. Jerry Maguire, where's the money? Show me the money. Where's the money? I'm just, I'm dishing tea. I'm loving that. Do you remember Coning? O'Brien? O'Brien? No. Coning? O'Brien? No, I grew up in church, so maybe it was a church thing. Coning? you would go through mcdonald's ask for a like a scoop of ice cream like a ice cream cone yeah and then we thought it was so funny you'd go through then you go to the window that gives it to you she has it like this she's holding the cone or the person's oh my god you grab it from the top and you walk away and for some reason it was the funniest thing in the world because people didn't know what to do and so you see their faces like but it was just a mess for us do you remember planking yes planking was so crazy that was crazy i also really miss the harlem shake i know we need like a dance similar to it because that felt like a fun like um it was such a good wiggle and you just let your arms go those are so pre-tik-tok because i don't know if they would survive in a tiktok world no i miss the dog filter like the 2016 throwback trend or you're throwing up uh rainbow yeah you're like everything about it i was like god 2016 was so good it was good i'm so glad for the resurgence because when you bring it back yeah we need to live just lightheartedly again i know and just like dress like shit every day i'm already on that i was in toms every day oh my god toms do they still donate a shoot yeah i think they still do which is great good for tom okay we're gonna do one more because i did start reading this one i was like i think it's outrageous this'll be good huh okay this is coming from am i overreacting eight days old titled am i overreacting my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel mm-hmm okay i 27 male and my girlfriend 26 female were saving for a house payment i work and she is unemployed i have saved 32 000 and she has saved 4 000 so i feel like i bear the brunt of the financial decision making here i was doing the oxford county cheese trail and i found a volt release. They were selling a 140-pound wheel of 21-year-old cheddar. It was aged using a traditional cloth-bound method that's practically extinct here in Canada. And with over 21 years, it is extremely concentrated. 21-year-old cheddar often sells for about $120 a pound. The farm was selling the entire wheel for $18,500. If I cut it into 200-gram wedges and I sell it at $60 each, I can make $38,000. I bought the cheese wheel and I brought it home in my truck. When I rolled it into our apartment, at first she was excited. When I started to explain the financials and investment potential, she turned sour. She didn't yell, but expressed she wasn't happy about how I spent my share of our house savings. She is now staying with her parents. I think she's overreacting because she doesn't understand the Canadian housing market. Our savings is not enough for a down payment without ridiculous mortgage. And we need to take these opportunities. Am I overreacting or am I the only one with ambition in our relationship? to make the cheese about ambition but i guess i get it the cheese is just the iranian yogurt in this yeah have you heard that's right what would you do if you were with someone okay and they spent eighteen thousand five hundred dollars on a wheel of cheese this is tough too because I would lose my mind. I'd be like, are you kidding me? I know. Are you going to go to a farmer's market every weekend for the next year? This feels like a huge investment. He's a cheese dealer now. This feels like a new job. Yeah. Like you got a little bit of a, like a fixer-upper something. Like this is going to take time and effort. Yeah. I mean, have you ever tried to sell anything on Facebook Marketplace? it's not easy that's so choo-choo-choo it's not easy and they sell cheese on there they actually sell sourdough starters on there i've messaged people to go buy their sourdough starters but not cheese cheese feels a little i don't know this is what did he have an interest in cheese before no mention question i've never no mention i think the randomness like it's like for your partner to just be like i threw down major money almost 20 grand on cheese on cheese what if it went bad like i it's 21 years old what if it like yeah when it's bad what i would be like do you know what you're doing like do you have the ability like do you know farmers markets do you know like have you sold anything like what is the it seems like you need to have a little bit of like cheese literacy to get started it feels like you do need some cheese literature literacy like yeah and i i don't blame the partner for being really alarmed and like yeah i guess reddit's funny with the titles where they're like someone left me over cheese it's about the cheese and you're like no it's about the almost 20 grand yeah and the fact you didn't consult her when And it is both of your money. And I get you've put most of it in there. But it's still like a community fund now. So you guys buy a house. And if you're looking to buy a house, then you're pretty serious. So maybe have a conversation before you just buy the cheese. I've never like gone into funds with somebody like when you're like molding lives. And I imagine it's kind of tricky because it's like you don't need to ask permission. It's your money. Yeah. But then there is an unspoken thing that you guys are saving up for something. Yeah. So it's tricky, I bet. Very. And I think the best method is you each have your own accounts, and then you have one joint account that you purposefully put, like, a specified amount in there. That makes sense. Or this is our mortgage payment, or this is any kid-related stuff. Like, this is our joint account. Yeah. So then in this case, he would have used his fund to go buy the cheese, not their joint. Yes. And then you be like you do you boo You spend your money how you want it right Like that makes sense Yeah Like how you hear so many stories about like people gambling problems using their family money Yeah And this is like cheese Right. So which I feel I mean, it's kind of the same concept. He's gambling, but it's on cheese. And I can imagine this is even kind of scarier because it's not as something as like understanding as like, oh, you put in this money, you'll get it back or like, oh, you're like investing in some type of property or something. You're investing in like cheese. Also, this is 140 pounds of cheese. I couldn't even tell you what that is. It's my size in cheese. I didn't think about our bodies in cheese. Like, where are you putting this? That's a lot of cheese. Doesn't cheese need to be kept in a fridge? Yeah. And fridge is cost money. Or a cold cellar, you know? And then how do you package that? This is so interesting that it's cheese. It's so weird. Top comment. Start slicing and selling and then come and update us. LOL. Yeah, honestly. How could you make that money back? Now I'm thinking about my body and cheese and I'm thinking about slicing it. And I can't even imagine making more than 10 grand off of those slices. This comment actually kind of does some math for us, which I really appreciate. They go, I'd be surprised if he actually sold it. The fact that he thinks he can find 300 plus people willing to pay $60 for 200 grams of cheese in this economy is insane. And even then, the math doesn't add up. $60 for cheese. 300 plus people. That's hard. Okay, I love this comment because now I can understand that this is pretty bunk. bonkers i would have probably broken up with him i would have took my money out of the account and been like have fun with your cheese bro i would have been like worried about his brain be like hey we good yeah hey babe we just bought a lot of cheese is everything okay overnight too so a lot of people started questioning this post okay as we do with Reddit. As we do. A lot of people were like, this isn't real. Okay, sure. Ha ha, funny man. Okay. But OP. Post the cheese. Post some pictures for us. Shut up! Shut up! This person does everything they can to make sure we know that this is real. They post the receipt of the cheese. And the fact that it cost a printed receipt, $18,400 in Canadian money from the Oxford County, Ontario, Canada cheese place. I've never even seen like a store receipt like that for that much money. Never. That looks like you went to 7-Eleven and spent $18,000. I mean, it looks like a liquor store receipt. It literally does. Quantity one, 18,400, 21-year-old heritage cheddar wheel, 140 pounds. quantity one cheese and i know ai exists okay no but that's real so op goes further op then post the picture of the cheese wheel you know those baby bell baby cow like the little red it looks like a robot red cow red bell baby i think it's baby bell yeah baby bell and it comes in that little red wax i literally didn't even like the taste of the cheese i just wanted to feel included in like elementary school wax is fun because the cool kids had the bell cheese yeah So I got it, and it almost has like a black wax around this big cylindrical cheese thing. This looks like a robot for listeners. It has the date that this cheese was made on it, and then because people were like, yeah, okay, whatever. She put her username next to it. Put the username in the picture. She's like, guys, he bought the cheese. So I'm thinking this is pretty legit. Just going to say people still like, again, it wasn't enough for people. So they're like asking everything. They're like, prove it, prove it, eat the cheese. Let's see it. Someone took the picture of the cheese block that OP posted, ran it through an AI image detector, and it said not likely to be AI generated or deep fake. There's a 1% chance that it's AI generated. when people do that is that ai i don't always wonder that i don't understand anything that's happening right now it almost feels like the ai police is ai yeah like we're on the lookout for ai and ai is like we're gonna put you through a robot system to see if you are alice you know what i mean it's like the spider-man meme yes it's like who is who's the robot here yeah that okay that doesn't the picture doesn't look like cheese but it looks like if you bought $18,000 worth of cheese and they had to package it really like well. Yeah. Well, it makes sense because it needs to stay like airtight because otherwise bacteria and mold would destroy it. I can't believe he spent $18,000. Well, and then on the picture too, there's like a, there's duct tape on it. And OP adds in a comment, people are like, why is there duct tape on this cheese? And OP is like, I broke the paraffin wax when I was trying to cut it open. And so I had to duct tape it so it didn't go bad. oh god i get i i bet preserving this fucking thing is a whole other beast that's what i'm saying this is a crazy investment because of how risky this could actually be with it going bad what would you genuinely do though if your husband did this say can you bring it back to the cheese people yeah is there a return policy if we have the receipt then we can bring it back like please bring it back op again people are like this isn't real op posts a picture of his hand with his reddit username written on it in front of the cheese he's doing everything he can to be like i'm real motherfuckers i'm real yeah now it's not even about op and the buying of the cheese now it's just like trying to validate it's just trying to validate this person's real story i know isn't it crazy too like i was talking about this other day but like pictures yeah used to be so ironclad ironclad you're so right photographic evidence here are the screenshots this is it screenshots used to mean a lot nothing nothing nothing we're cooked morgan nothing means anything you can't trust a hey girly message anymore ai it could be anything this person is like this is like the fourth picture they're trying to post of like this is my real cheese sharpie written on their hand oh tattoos i mean their tattoos look real like this yeah that looks real a little cut on his hand i see the hair on his knuckle real hair real blood from the cut real cheese come on this is real cheddar man 21 here like this is legit and if i'm getting punked and this is all ai then it just goes to show we're cooked if after all these posts that hand is ai those tattoos no and if it is then you know what cut me a slice okay that's the cheese we do get an update okay photos in the comments as i can't add to the post i have taken some of your feedback into consideration from my last post. For those curious, my girlfriend is no longer in the picture. Done! She cracked due to low risk tolerance, so I've decided to go in all in on this business. No! I initially tried to return the wheel to the distributor to recoup some capital, thinking that they'd have some pity. They were actually considering it until they came out to look at the cheese in my truck. Apparently, the minor heat damage I caused to the paraffin wax while trying to open it last week compromised the wheel, which was already non-refundable in the first place. So I'm now stuck with 140 pounds, 30,000 plus asset. I had to pivot to asset protection and keep what I still have. Keep the cheese. I went out and bought a true TBB2HC 59-inch solid door back bar cooler, a professional digital temperature, humidity controller, an industrial humidifier, a vacuum sealer, and ripening mats. The total cost was about $8.5K after taxes. For the ripening mats! That's expensive, yes, but I wasn't going to let a $30,000 investment depreciate value. Jeez. Jeez. Jeez. The delivery was difficult. My apartment door is narrow, so I had to take the door entirely off the hinges and shimmy the cooler into the living room. It had maybe a millimeter of clearance between the frame and the unit. I was exhausted and excited, so I started researching installation on my phone before putting my front door back on. That's when my landlord walked in. Oh, no. Apparently, he believes my door being off the hinges somehow removes my reasonable right to privacy. We already have a strained relationship. Because of my own use of the unit, he still holds a grudge because I was doing some light metal fabrication with a consumer plasma cutter in my kitchen a few months ago. Cheese guy was doing plasma? This is, I think this is 100% real. AI couldn't be this quirky. AI is not this creative. The fact he has this knowledge base too. And now we're adding a nutso landlord in the matter? Okay, so what happens? He saw the cooler, the vacuum sealer, and the wheel of Heritage Cheese and started crying about commercial operations and fire hazards. I told him very clearly, the cheese is for personal consumption. I'm losing it. The cheese is a fire hazard now. The cheese is a fire hazard. And now it's for personal consumption. There is nothing in my lease that limits how much dairy a tenant can own. Where's the dairy part of the lease? The next morning, I found an eviction notice in my mailbox. Because of cheese. This is nuts! It's riddled with spelling errors as if written in haste. I'm already preparing my defense for the landlord-tenant board. Am I overreacting? I'm being evicted over dietary preferences as far as the landlord is concerned, and I feel like this is an unlawful action. It feels like not dietary restrictions. It feels like the like industrial fridge you bought. This is so funny. There is an edit. OP goes, I added a plus to the valuation of the cheese as it is possible to increase my margins depending on the quantities I sell. Also, please bear in mind that I have sold zero cheese. So I feel like this could be a premature action. Thank you. We need to know if he sold the cheese. A lot of people are like, plasma cutting in your apartment? Sure, dude. And guess what OP posts a picture of? Hand with the plasma. Their plasma cutter. There we go. This, if OP's going to do anything, it's going to make sure they know they're not a liar. It's that we know they're not a liar. Yep. He's authentic. But he's getting evicted because of his cheese. So he lost his partner and his apartment because of his cheese? Because of the cheese. Just some cheddar. He needs to go on legal advice now and be like, Arizona, can I get evicted because I bought 140 pounds of cheese and a cooler to keep it in? You can't. There's no way. I don't think so. And his lease includes a dairy requirement. It might include the appliance, though, because a lot of leases now with electric cars, like you can't plug your car into building power. Oh, that stuff, yeah. And like this is a big fridge. But also, usually you pay for your own electricity, so. Or like could you get the fridge anywhere else before you get evicted? Can you like. Storage unit with a fridge? Storage cheese unit? honestly that probably would be easier because like then you could like set up a table and like a like a dexter style plastic yeah tent to like keep the cheese sanitary as you cut it or like kind of find somebody with maybe a shared big refrigerator like that a commercial kitchen a commercial kitchen and rent some cheese space yeah because also wouldn't it be better just like portion up all the cheese now and vacuum seal it so it stays fresh forever and this person's never bought cheese like this right no but then he went and spent eight no he's never bought cheese because then he went and spent 8.5k on all of the equipment this is what's the math now okay so he spent like 18,400 on the cheese 8k plus 8.5 and he's saying it's 30k in value what's 19 plus 8 2017 27 I was thinking of the 7th yeah yeah oh my gosh so he's not even going to make that much it's breaking even almost kinda maybe 3k lost a girlfriend lost a landlord maybe made 3k look at what the damage this cheese did but here's what he's got to do now he is in so deep he's going to go knowing him he's going to go sunken cost fallacy and he's going to say this was my initial cheese he's going to keep going back he's going to become a cheese boy and now in order to make up that the sunken cost he's already invested into his cheese boy operations he's going to have to keep buying the cheese to get out of the hole he's gonna become a cheese boy he's gonna be a cheese connoisseur cheese i really want some cheese now i know i'm like this is like this feels like product placement and you're gonna sell the cheese no brand was ever mentioned i i feel how who was the salesperson that sold this man this cheese that changed his life it was like a witch came in and put a curse on him that was cheese do you think there's commissions on cheese do you think like they insure it i know you can insure one right yeah that's what he's like you could probably insure this cheese i wonder if a standard homeowner's policy or renter's policy would cover the cheese this is these are where are my insurance agents state farm state farm show yourself wow this is this one i'll be thinking about this one for a long time that's what i'll say that was my goal that was my goal goal achieved goal achieved goal achieved cheese boy i will be thinking about him as well um no other updates from the cheese boy how long ago was this one day ago he's commenting okay wait we there has the cheese will that has to be sold op is commenting as of 11 hours ago so the cheese is alive and well yeah somewhere op does have a comment here that i'm i'm i see the first couple words and i'm like this could be good christ himself could come down from the heavens to vouch for me and you guys would say the holes are in the wrong spot yeah what's unfortunate is op's getting really stuck and trying to like prove that they're real be believed here meanwhile he's got a big cheese problem i know there is a comment here i have figured out that my numbers were optimistic i have pivoted to damage control mode good he literally just took his whole house down payment and spent it on cheese and cheese accessories and cheese accessories cheese fridge cheese insurance can you imagine okay wait i totally forgot he had a girlfriend at the beginning of this can you imagine how thankful this girl probably is right now and her girlies being like remember cheese guy they're here to go to like a girl's night and like catch up over wine and be like i can't believe i dated him how dumb is he he went out and bought oh my god how's it going with the down payment girly and she goes wait till you hear this update thank god they didn't have kids could you imagine your kids like child fund or like just funds to like feed your baby go to like a random investment like cheese i feel bad buying a charcuterie board when i go out to a restaurant because i'm like i could make this at home for way less really they're getting crazy at these restaurants and it's like like butter on like on the thing and you're like oh my god it looks so rustic it's like no way no like some of them are like i feel like i got scammed or it's like cheese and nut board 30 you want to add meat It's 80. And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. For a little prosciutto? Just a little bit of salam. God. I don't even like that. I just want the cheese and crackers. Yeah. Maybe a truffle almond if we're. If we're really. Maybe a little bit of an apricot or something. Ooh. Apricot. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I'll be thinking. I hope he sells that cheese. But I do want to say I believe OP. Again, I'll tell you right now. If I've been bamboozled, I don't know. But I don't know. I don't know. I believe OP. Put down that sword. now just sell the cheese i know and like there's a little in this i'm looking at the cheese picture again there's like a stamp from the cheese manufacturer in the wax i don't know about cheese but i know that that seems real to me i'm gonna see if i can buy some i'm gonna message him i'd be like can i buy some cheese yes i'm gonna try to buy some can i buy some cheese from you for real i'm not kidding like and we'll have a slice where did he say he was canada yeah shipping to california and if he can't figure this out i'm hey i'll pick i will pay above market price for the cheese for the plot we have to try the cheese it's a 21 year old cheddar can you it's gonna be good oh my god and we compare it with like a good bottle what crackers do we get though oh my god i don't want to well we'll ask somebody we need to like really like taste it with just the cheese first you can't dilute it with a cracker i really hope he responds if you can get this cheese here if he can't figure out how to deliver it he's fucked oh he's got no shot at a business because this is all this is the pr he has can you imagine if we blew up his cheese business because we read this story can you sell food on etsy like can he start an etsy how does he do this can we do a tiktok shop for cheese wait tiktok shop for cheese people are selling like gum on there i know you can get gum you can get drugs no you can't you can get gum you can get like i don't know like taffy taffy salt water taffy salt water taffy people are selling like soap on there and that um i i really got into these videos where they pipe they pipe that like lotion yes and then they pipe it really artistically into a jar oh yeah it looks gorgeous it looks beautiful and it's like rainbow because i bought in vitamins that's what i'm saying i bought vitamins on you know what I just got what and it was actually a really really good deal I bought $18,000 pinwheel cheese I didn't get hit with the cheese but now I'm like I might be more susceptible to cheese promotion because I'm because we're saying it so much in front of all of our devices yeah no I'm like everyone's gonna be like mouth-watering thinking of cheese I purchased gas masks huh a gas mask a gas mask why'd you get that um so funny enough I've kind of turned into a doomsday prepper so all the wedding prep turned into doomsday prep yeah um well it started actually at my dear friend costco okay and costco was selling this um doomsday type prep pack of meal kits and you got it it's like nasa nasa meal kits that like like the like water mei like mei kits or whatever i think the military people will be chiming in being like yeah i ate that stuff and you got it And then what was it? It was like, would you like to add a gas mask to the cart? Well, TikTok shop got me with that because I'm from Minnesota and I've been getting a lot of protest videos. So I got gas masks. So I now have food that doesn't go bad. We've got our emergency supply of water. I have solar powered lanterns, a tent. I have horses I can ride away on in case there's no gas for cars. Good for you. I have my gas mask. Now you just need some cheese. it lasts for 21 years so god maybe i'll buy a fridge and put it in my garage and start having cheese i can't wait till he responds if he doesn't respond he's not gonna he's not gonna sell this cheese i'm literally like i just don't even want to shut my computer i just want to sit here and just stare at it at the chat like literally hear from me can i buy some cheese from you shipping to California. And this is all he's got. Gems. One, three, eight. Come on. Four female. Four female. The cheese is four, two females. Just give us some cheese. Give us some cheese. We're going to get the cheese. I have a good feeling about it. He's not real if he doesn't send the cheese. Yes. Then we know it's fake. Let's make a grilled cheese. That's the task. Let's put it on pasta. So let's go to the business. We're going to have to buy more than 200 grams for $60. We'll see. Well, we have to wait until it's real first. See it come in. And then we maybe can order some more from him because he's got it. He's definitely. Unlimited supply of cheese. Dude, we've got ourselves a cheese dealer. This is great. We do. Okay. God, this is so great. You almost want to end there, but we can't. We can't. Do you have more? Do I have more? Oh, my God. How many more? I'm so excited. Too many for us to sit here. We would actually be here until Valentine's Day if I read every tab I have open right now. I can't imagine. I can't believe you organize it with tabs. Yeah, it's really getting me. I'm actually super overwhelmed prepping for a couple episodes I have coming up. Yeah. And I think I'm going to print them all out so I can lay them on the floor and see them all and then start organizing them. I'm like overwhelmed. That's really sweet, though. With the tabs. That's programming like with paper. I'm really stressed. okay it was like bad man bad man bad man funny cheese bad man okay i'll give you bad bad girl great let's not a girl maybe i don't know we'll see i don't know how i feel about this one okay it's confusing so it's coming from aith 16 days old okay titled am i the asshole for not showing more sympathy for my wife when she mangled her hand using a gift from her mother that I told her was dangerous? My wife will not ever refuse a gift from her mom, and once she accepts it, she will be sure to use it. This has never been a problem before. I don't give a shit about how our front yard is infested with gnomes and other ceramic crap. I don't care that we have decorative spoons from around the world. I do care that my mother-in-law gave us a double-edged serrated bread knife. I saw a new handle in our knife block, so I took it out to look at it. It looked dangerous. I tried cutting some sourdough with it, and I almost cut myself. I told my wife it was dangerous and we should just put it away. She insisted it was fine and left it. Whatever. I told both of our kids not to use it. It took five days. My wife was cutting a bagel. Whoa. My wife was cutting a bagel with the wonder knife and she cut the web between her thumb and forefinger. Deep enough, she cut the big tendon too. No! I heard her screaming and ran to help. I wrapped her hand in clean paper towel and then kitchen towels. We only live a few blocks from a hospital, so I didn't call 911. I had our son drive us there while I kept her hand elevated and I put pressure on it. She had to have surgery on it. I never once said, I told you so. All caps. I also apparently was not as sympathetic as I could have been I don't know what else I could have done I held her hand the whole time at the hospital I did all of the talking while she got admitted I did not leave her side until we got home she said that she could feel my judgment I don't know what that means yeah I did throw the knife away though can anyone explain what I did wrong. I don't think he did anything wrong. I'm like, nothing, King. Wait, it's okay, so she's being outrageous. He threw the knife away. He wrapped her hand. He wrapped her hand. Took her to the doctor. Never once did he say I told you so, which, I mean, he could have said that very... Or he could have been like, there's so many versions of I told you so. There are so many versions. And he didn't even say it in a nice way. He held his tongue. He bit it. She seems like she's, like, really upset at herself, so she's taking it out on him. Thank you. Feels like projection. Yeah. Feels a little bit like projection I mean she did say She said she could feel my judgment Yes Okay So have you had someone say this to you before I had someone be like you pissed aren you Or like when the situation, when you are right, when you are a told you so, but you haven't said it. And it's just so clearly a told you so moment. And you haven't said anything. But your friend is like, I know I was wrong. And it's their ability to sit and being wrong that kind of determines the moment. So I'm, there's no way I can say this without sounding like an asshole. Okay. But I'm usually the one that is right. Is right. So I'm, I don't rub it in. Yeah. I just move on. But sometimes the moment that you were right is so palpable. Oh, I know. And that person is so upset that they were wrong that you don't even have to do anything. No, and I didn't. It just happened the other day with the carpool lane. And I was like, I was driving my horse to Palm Springs. Okay. And I was like, I'm going to get in the carpool lane. And Justin goes, why don't you just stay in this lane? And I go, well, because he was like, you're not going to be going that fast because you have a horse in the van. Yeah. And I was like, well, if I'm in the carpool lane, I'm not going to have to be braking as often. And so it'll be it'll be better for the horse. Yeah. And I think overall, I'm going to be maintaining the speed. And if people have a problem that I'm going the speed limit, they can go around me. That's their burden to bear. And we're driving. And sure enough, the carpool lane is the most effective, safe way. And traffic is halting. And I feel him look over at me. And he literally goes, you don't even have to say it. You were right. And I'm like, I didn't say anything. And it's it's not you. It's not me. It's just him coming to terms with that you did tell him so. Yeah. No, he felt it. So much so that, like, preemptively he was like, you were right. And that's, yeah, it feels like OP or it feels like the woman who was cut. Yeah. It feels like I feel your judgment is so unfair because it gets into, like, energy policing that I think about all the time where someone's like, well, I can tell you're upset. the like i haven't really noticed that language but the the like minute you're saying it to me i honestly i feel on edge where it's like because i can envision policing and they're like well i can tell you you're not happy we chose this restaurant oh i hate that but then sometimes there is energy that someone gives off that's bad right it's like hard to say that like maybe op was just being like when you were in the carpool lane you didn't do any like faces right no i'm thinking like i'm just 10 and 2 just driving with the horse think about your horse because sometimes people have an energy but they're not saying anything but it's very passive aggressive oh yeah but it sounds like op wasn't doing that no he and he's like handling this situation well i think it's honestly i think it's more so guilt and projection because it's like she just sliced her tendon where it's like i feel your judgment no it's you feel your guilt yeah and it's hard admitting like I was wrong. Thank you for taking care of me. But ma'am, you got to. You know, the most common way to cut your hand is by cutting a bagel or an avocado. Everyone says the bagel thing. Avocados are really dangerous, too, because you hold it in the same way. Yeah. You're just going. It's also it's like any type of like someone bringing you to the hospital for something that's wrong with you is so vulnerable. Yeah. And you're like so like set up for shame. I like broke my wrist and my ex-boyfriend and his roommate had to bring me. I literally thought you were about to say his new girlfriend. Oh, could you imagine? That'd be so funny. But no, his roommate and they had to bring me to the hospital. And I was just like, so it's a vulnerable spot to be in. So I think you're susceptible to like not really thinking a lot of things through fully because you're just like, I'm mad. I'm hurt. I'm pissed off. Yeah. And you're like, well, but it feels like OP did everything he could. He did. Not on UOP. She's being a little outrageous and pride is probably very hurt. Top comment. I'm a professional chef. The number two stealer of fingertips is a serrated bread knife. Number one is a mandolin. I tell all my new servers when they are cutting bread, keep your thumb clear. The witch of knives comes stealing. Okay. Didn't have to add that part. the knife witch new fear unlocked okay the knife witch have you seen those mandolins so i thought a mandolin was an instrument what are we talking about it is an instrument but what's the knife version honestly you know those cheese graters oh it looks similar to a cheese grater but has like a big yes blade on it are bad do you have one no i've just i've i've seen and i've heard this is crazy i feel like i saw people on tiktok using these to make that viral cucumber salad yes that was constantly what i saw them from oh my god they're dangerous i saw something or someone told me something i don't know but i do know that those and cheese graters i've cut myself on a cheese grater it's really hard i've had like um like skin taken off the tip from a knife but like the next comment down is yeah i took a slice of my thumb off the first time using a mandolin i love my mandolin but i had to learn the hard way to treat it with respect okay immediately i would have thrown that away i'd be like nope not for me like that's not for me not for me i just bought this little thing to make my dense bean salad and you literally just like cut your cucumber in half and then plop it on there and just shut it that is life-changing you don't need a mandolin and then it drops through the box into like minutes in there wow i know okay okay last one okay i'm gonna give you a choice oh my god okay okay option one husband all of a sudden texted his high school crush and wants to meet her we're happily married What is this? 30 female, 30 male. Or option two, my husband, 32 male, frequently jokes about my family. His attitude is rubbing off on our son, five male, and I, 29 female, want it to stop. Option one. I'm dying for option one. Okay. Coming from relationship advice, three days old, husband all of a sudden texted his high school crush and wants to meet her we're happily married what is this 30 female 30 male hear me out especially guys i want you to really imagine the scenario and tell me if it can just be innocent and i don't have to worry about it so we are together for almost a decade most of it married happily we've grown so much together and built the perfect life and relationship for us. We trust each other, and there are no icks or uncertainties between us when we talk to our opposite-sex friends. Okay. He had a very big crush on a girl from high school for three years. He eventually confessed then and received a rejection as the girl told him she doesn't feel the same and she most probably likes girls more. Still no certainty. He continued to be friends with her after the rejection, and then after high school, they stopped talking. All caps. All of a sudden, my husband wakes up today and says he saw her in his dreams after 15 years and immediately wanted to find her on social media to see what she is doing with her life and what she has become. He finds her and texts her, just casual, Hi, how are you? Just was thinking about high school and wanted to search for schoolmates here, etc., etc. And then, quote, let's meet and catch up sometime this week. And he tells me about this only several hours later in the car when he is back from out of town. He says, quote, don't freak out. Here's the deal. I feel nothing about her now and I'm going to meet her just to catch up. I want to know what you think about it. I initially was shocked, then slowly was coming into terms with that when he says, quote, you trust me, right? I gave too much to build all of this with you, and I really value it too much to lose it because of something like this. So it's just a catch-up meeting. and one, if I realize I feel something, I will immediately stop any communication after that. And on the other hand, two, if I realize she's a great person and I don't feel anything about her, I may stay friends with her because I also want a new person to talk to. Like you have all of these guys you talk to. Just to mention, every guy I generally talk to, not on a daily basis is either his friend my married co-workers or just old friends from former jobs or college who i have never had a crush on or had been pursued by i eventually told him that it's okay to meet once and as i know her i got acquainted with her 15 years ago she's a sweet girl and she knows me he can tell that we are happily married so that there's no possibility that this girl thinks it's a date or something. But as I went to sleep, I started to analyze and overthink everything. I realized I would think a hundred times before writing to my former crush, let alone ask him to meet me. I realized I would be okay if it was any other girl, including ones that had a crush on him, but not the person that he was in love with for three long years. And he was telling me about with sparkles in his eyes when we were young and just friends. I couldn't sleep the whole night, imagining all that could go wrong from one meetup and breaching realities. My afterthought that stayed was, why would he want to stir things up when they are the most quiet, even if he doesn't have feelings now? It's possible that the spark is reignited, right? Why? I told him my thoughts in the morning after a completely sleepless night. He got immediately so mad. You don't say. Only for that I could not sleep because of a tiny irrelevant matter that I sacrificed my health for things that didn't yet and wouldn't happen. He started yelling that I don't trust him and that my overthinking is a big problem and I should not decide who he wants to meet and text. I said I should when it affects me and our relationship. He said that if so, he will from now on refuse to let me meet any of my guy friends to show me how controlling my behavior feels. On my remark that I had not been in deep love for three years with any of them, he said quote jesus it was 15 fucking years ago anyways we had a big fight with tears and all his last remark was quote you became the woman i was happy you weren't in terms of sick jealousy that hurt deeply and also added quote this topic is closed i won't text her anymore and not meet her as you wish. The thing is, if not for such things like telling me about his plans to stay connected with her and refusing to show me what they texted initially, and even changing his five year old cringy username to a normal thing before writing her to make an impression, I would agree with the meetup and not have a second thought about it until later. But he behaved like an excited 15-year-old with those actions. But I also think I really overdid it with my imagination. Men, is it possible that this is an innocent thing and he is right? Is it possible that this will not lead to anything worse? If I set clear boundaries versus if I let him be, what could the outcome be? It surely feels like a midlife crisis, like he wants to check if she wants him now, as he got better, fitter, and better looking. Oh my God. I don't know. I'm confused. Help me. Holy shit. This feels like someone called the fire department and there's five fires in different units and we have to pick one. Yeah. I don't know where to begin. I really don't know where to begin because we can talk about the whole post, but his reaction is stopping me from thinking about anything else. His reaction is so terrifying. The fact that he's like, well, fine, you're not going to see any of your guy friends going forward. Never again. Like, that's the same thing? It's not, babe. I'm friends with these people. You haven't talked to her in 15 years. You had a dream about her. So now you want to go and meet up with her and then, oh, but don't worry. Because one, one, if I feel something, I'll shut it down. Okay. if just like you're shutting me down if you feel something oh my if if you do you had a dream of it and you are feeling this way why are you dreaming about her what was the dream also have you ever had dreams of like old exes or crushes because sometimes i will say dreams have like a theatrical way of being like oh that person yeah you didn't interact with that person he thinks he interacted with her yeah you didn't right that was a dream and you are in a fantasy something is going on yeah I don't I don't know if it's like a logical thing to be like well she hit me up she didn't hit you up you dreamed about her I have had someone reach out to me based on a dream or just like in general they were just like you're in my dream this never really took and I just wanted to like and this person wasn't fully single and i remember going i think this happens a lot to people where sometimes like a random like will romanticize the past sometimes especially like when you get older and more confident and you're like oh i was like a loser in high school i wonder if if they met me now what it would be like like in terms of some type of like want for confidence yeah it's not good it's not giving good signs this is a red flag I don't think this spark came out of nowhere I think it was a bunch of things that led up we don't know what's going on in his brain but he's dreaming about other women and even like I feel like a dream like I know it's like a common joke where people are like oh my god he cheated on me in my dream I'm mad at him in real life like dreams can just be dreams sometimes dreams can be your subconscious trying to tell you something yes I don't know who knows but I don't even think it's that weird to be curious about people and where they're at yeah so like with heated rivalry yes heated rivalry was really interesting for me to watch because before my partner now all I did was hockey players a lot of them played professionally um and so watching heated rivalry I'm like they're all assholes the hockey players are not nice by the way like heated rivalry makes hockey players look nicer than they are look they're mean boys kind mean boys and so i was like oh my god i'm so curious if so-and-so is playing still and i like i googled it but i'm not like hey are you still playing how are things and it's op said it i wonder if he said it though like that he's like better looking now op is like he's better fitter better looking no that's not gonna work for me because it's you you being like i wonder if they're still playing professionally is one thing somebody else being like i'm just genuinely curious where they're at for sure curiosity is different like and this isn't curiosity right after this episode i'm gonna go google where the girl that owes me my justin bieber ticket money is i'm gonna see what she's up to i'm genuinely just curious about people curiosity isn't a problem this feels like a like a deep desire he's taking that fishing line casting it out seeing if he's got a little fish on the end of his hook and what's worrisome to me about this is that he's going like let me just see if she likes me and then i'll figure that out if there's feelings there then i'll shut them down but can i just see if she does that to me is being like i just want to see if she likes me back well it's like i don't know i get people can have friends of the opposite no for sure genders and whatever but like you're 30 you have a wife, you're happily, air quotes, married. Why do you need a new friend? That is the girl you had a crush on for three years. Why do you need to be friends? And then here's the thing. I agree with every single thing we've said. Even if these things that we're saying are true, if OP said to him, I feel this way, and he didn't react that way, maybe I'd be okay with this. Oh, that's one thing. It's like it was the reaction that made me go, well, you have a crush from a dream from the past. Oh, it brought up all new feelings. And now you're gaslighting your partner when she's like, I feel a little intimidated by this. And he said, I wish you were never this type of girl. Oh, that? You became the woman I was happy you weren't. She became that woman because of the behaviors you're exhibiting. she became paranoid because you said you were going to go off and find some girl from your dreams jesus it was 15 fucking years ago yeah that's what the woman's gonna tell you babe when you reach out to her she's gonna go get over this this was 15 years ago i told you then i wasn't into you then and now you just think because you're hotter i just why why why open the door why open the door why open that door it's also just like red flaggy too to be like a woman's no changes if i'm more hot does that make sense like like her no wasn't enough because he wasn't like confident and fit then so now it like it must be a yes now i really do agree with your point where it's like how he reacted is really telling and it is very telling the fact that he changed his cringy username to something more normal he wouldn't show his wife what he initially texted her this was written I will say it was like very difficult to read this one I'm not sure if there's a language barrier but like but like it was really hard to like almost jumbled and like I get being frantic and like there's a lot that's like capitalized out of the blue and just like it it's very clearly this person is like emotional and like struggling and i get it because of how he reacted it's very suspicious like i can understand i've had weird dreams where i'm like oh my god i should go do that or i i should like hit that person up whatever but i think it's it's like somebody sitting you down being like hey your partner your literal partner your partner hey this makes me feel a certain way and then for you to invalidate that person's feelings like in my dream world he'd have this very human moment which is just kind of getting wrapped up in a dream and then your partner says something you go oh i'm sorry i did probably get a little ahead of myself but to just go well now you're acting crazy that's when i think he does have a crush on some woman i think he does yeah or the idea of what she was not he doesn't know her Or his like ego needs her to say that she was wrong. Oh, he wants to get that bruise off even 15 years later. Yeah. He probably wants her to want him and be attracted to him so he can feel better about himself. That's what was alarming. I don't believe him, but that's what was the most alarming about him saying like, if she says she's into it, I'll shut it down. I just need to do this because I need my ego to feel amazing. I just need her to be wrong about how amazing I am. So let me go check on this and then I'll come home and make sweet, sweet love to you. Top comment with 11,000 upvotes. Whoa. Somehow I don't think we are happily married. I think you are happily married and he is not. 11,001 upvotes. Yeah, unfortunately, but him acting on a dream makes me feel like he's not been happy for a bit. no um no update from op on this some other post about like trying to have kids and like starting to try to conceive and things like that post two years ago about writing a will but seems like a very very real account it's a year old so it wasn't created just to make this post yeah but no update yet from op on this one oh gosh it feels like a couple times in this these stories where somebody says how they feel and somebody just goes well you feeling that way is pretty difficult for me and invalidating someone's feelings when that person has a gut freaking feeling and our guts are so in tune like you i don't know how i mean it's just amazing what we will clock sometimes based on like a little gut feeling oh yeah i think like the couple ops ago the gut feeling of being like in numbers do you think i'm pretty one being the lowest 10 being the top no we're gonna really we're gonna keep an eye out for an update on this one all of the story links will be in the episode description there are some comments from op but they are longer than the post themselves and i think she's just like trying to defend him and also share about how they met in high school and they're not in america 17 was the first year of university for them so like okay they met very young they've been together i mean they're only 30 they've been together 15 years yeah like okay so that's like half your life though that's that's a lot it's a lot yeah so i get a lot of people i feel like lately too it's come up on reddit feeling like you missed out You didn't live your 20s. And that's hard when you meet your wife, husband, partner, high school sweethearts. Like, I imagine that's really hard to navigate, like, communicating those things. I know, but it's not this way. And like, if you're having unresolved feelings or feeling like you need closure or validation that that person you had a crush on in high school thinks you're hot now, time for some individual therapy. Yeah. And just like working on your self-confidence and you are enough and like respecting yourself. And like, yeah, I recorded a Patreon episode earlier and I was just like, I use the word like self-respect and it was with my friend Michaela. And like we had very different takes on like have some self-respect. And I think when you say that it can come across negative sometimes. But I genuinely think like it can be hard to like know your worth. and to respect yourself and how amazing you are and what level at which you deserve to be happy. And so it's like, just like for him, like have some self-respect and like, look at this amazing life and amazing partner and don't throw it away for a literal dream. Or don't throw it away by even just talking to her like that. No, that was not, that is not how you talk to somebody that you love and you are going to ruin that relationship i know and it's bare minimum i know and op even said if he wouldn't have been so weird about it i wouldn't have even thought about it but it's the fact he's trying too hard yeah crazy stories how you feeling ridiculous ludicrous stories that you picked you were right i know and there's like a little bug flying around now and i just i keep seeing it i just feel even crazier i'm like fuck it's all these gaslighting bitches did you hear about the drain bugs in la what with all the storms they're not fruit flies if you've been having an increase of fruit flies in your house it's because of the drain bugs they're flying up your drain they're not fruit flies they're drain bugs yeah i've been distraught great another fucking thing to worry about yeah earthquakes and drain bugs drain bugs la is cool i hope we get cheese check it one more time before i leave did he message me no that's okay it's okay he's probably sleeping or like cutting cheese or something i mean it's in canada maybe he's like towards montreal three hours later yeah we'll give him space he's plasma cutting he's a busy boy yes he's like hooking up the refrigerator to the power grade or moving out because he's getting evicted yeah jam don't forget about us We want cheese. 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