It's Mojo in the morning show. It's Easter time again. And I have to tell you that one of the things that this holiday season always to me felt weird with was when I would go to the malls and I would see the center court of the mall where Santa Claus was at Christmas time, the Easter Bunny. So they set up at Easter was always at some of the malls like the one that I go to 12 Oaks Mall. That setup always was beautiful. It's cool. It looked like, you know, I don't know like a farmhouse or something like that. You know, I don't know if it was the same setup that they had for Santa Claus, but they just changed the decorations a little bit. But you'd look at it and then all of a sudden you'd look in there and you would see some dude in a what looks like a scary bunny costume. They pulled it from the air base. And no kid looks like they're happy sitting on a rabbit's you know, lap, you know what I mean? A bunny's lap. And I don't know what the deal is. And I wanted to ask this question of you guys. I actually sent a message to Pat yesterday after he was on the phone with us, my sister and Pat. I said, can you go through old picture books and find a picture? I have one of me smushing Santa Claus. I would like to see if I have one. I know I have one at the Olin Mills photography place sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap. All the news. But I want to throw this out there. Which mall has the scariest Easter Bunny? First and foremost. And secondly, did sitting on the lap of the Easter Bunny ever give you nightmares? 844-MOJO-LIVE-844-665-6548. And what is it that we do this to our kids? Like why do we do that? And then the other people that do like the live animals, like people that will go, have you ever seen they have live bunnies? Like they're making these bunnies have to take pictures with people. I don't remember sitting on a bunny lap. No? I just text my mom to see if she got like pictures of her. I don't remember it, but that's weird. We did. South End Mall had the scariest bunny ever. And yeah, I gotta have my mom send me some of, my dad too probably has a bunch of photos of my sister and I, my kids have never sat on the Easter Bunny's lap because they all look terrifying to me. Actually, I take that back. Lucy, maybe when she was a baby baby, like one, we got a picture, not at the mall, but like at an event. But other than that, zero photos with the Easter Bunny. It's always creeped me out so bad. But look, like Santa, I understand. Cause you sitting down, you having a conversation. What do you want for Christmas? And you tell them, what do you do with the Easter Bunny? You smile. You smile, they give you a little gift. But no, my sister took my niece Stella to see the Easter Bunny last week. And of course the fancy mull in the Detroit area, the Somerset collection has the cutest bunny ever. It's a girl bunny. Really? And she's got like a little dress and like little butterflies in her ears. And she's got little spectacles. It's really cute bunny. Only bunny I like is Lola Bunny. You don't know Lola Bunny? From Space Jam? The bunny? That one or what was the other? Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, she's not the body. Somebody just texted in, 419 just texted in and just said, Mojo, you have listeners who believe in the Easter Bunny. I'm not saying the Easter Bunny ain't real, but I can tell you this. Anybody that thinks that their kid believes that that stupid costume at the mall is really an Easter Bunny. I mean, I get Santa Claus is there. That's Santa Claus. But the Easter Bunny is the Easter, that's some goofball in a costume. What's the point of the Easter Bunny? I've had to dress up as the bunny. For real? Yeah. So my family does a family reunion every Easter weekend and the older cousins would have to dress up as the bunny for the younger cousins and it would make an appearance and all the younger cousins hated it. I hated being the bunny because no one wanted to be by the bunny. Hey, that's so funny. I know we're looking for the bunny costume that Zach had. We can't find it, is that right? They threw out the bunny. Somebody got rid of our bunny costume here. Why do we have a bunny costume? We did it. We did the Easter keg. Yeah, the Easter keg. Where Zach was out. Zach was out. We hid a keg of beer and if you found the keg of beer, you got to keep it and you also won tickets to opening day or some content. Do we have any costumes? Maybe we can have Zach in the rat costume or something. I can only find the turkey one. I was told the rat and the Easter bunny was not professional for us to have with sales and clients coming through. So I went missing. Can I tell you, they need to worry about themselves and stop messing with us. This is bull crap. I dare you to dress up as a bunny for the client thing tomorrow. You know what? I'll tell you what, just for that, I'm not even gonna dress up. I'm gonna dress up in nothing. I'm gonna be naked because I wanna be professional. That's scarier than the bunny. I don't wanna be there. Who wants to sit on my lap now? I hate that people try to tell us how to do our show. This is a radio show here. What's going on Dennis? How you doing? Hey, good morning guys. What's happening? Not much. I was actually deployed at the time and I was on an Air Force base and it was Easter and they, at the USO they were asking around for somebody to be the rabbit of the bunny. And I was like, yeah, I'm sure they're all doing it. It was on my bucket list. And there was so many, it was like, probably around like half, almost half of the kids that were just, like around the age of like two that were just did not like it would scream. And the parents were like, no, take a picture with the rabbit. I'm just like that awkward guy just sitting there like, Your kid does not wanna be scared. I'm very curious to know what else is on your bucket list if being the Easter bunny was one of the items. Reach. Sandcloth, that's the best. Oh, okay, all right, all right. And these are kids on a military base. So you know they're tough kids too, man. Wow. What's going on, Jason? How you doing? What up though? What up though? So last year we was over at my mother-in-law's house and somebody, I don't know who did, it was probably her, ordered up a Easter bunny to come to the house. Okay, so this guy shows up for a person, whoever it was. And the creepiest looking bunny costume ever. I mean, the whiskers were just droopy and ears were cocked, it was so weird. I'm telling you, it's kind of like almost demonic or something, right? I'm telling you so anyways, so the bunny comes up to the kids and stuff and we're taking pictures and we're outside stuff. And you know, I'm standing there, you know, we're all getting the pictures and I look on the back and it's like kind of half unzipped. Okay. This person has nothing but underwear on. Naked underneath it. I like it, naked. Yeah, I would hate to wear that after you. No! That's so gross. That's like somebody wearing jeans with no underwear on. You can't do that. What's going on? How you doing, Joe? Good, good. How are you, Bojo? I'm doing good, what's up? What does my PSA got? She's got a rabbit costume for me to wear so she can take pictures of the Easter bunny with her two great things that we love so much. Oh, what? That's not freaky. You know, you could just go to Premiere Pet Supply and they'll do it for you. I'm confused. Did she make you dress up as a bunny to take pictures with the dogs? Yep. What do y'all do after that? She wants me to dress up as the Easter bunny so she can take pictures of the dogs. She makes you wear a collar. Did she make you hop around? Well, that's about all. During lion season, she dresses up the girls in basically jerseys of the Detroit Lions too. That's not as weird as having you dress up as a bunny. By the way, Shannon, I'm looking at these pictures and they have pictures of you with the Easter bunny. Now, this year, the Easter bunny was cute. I was probably five. This is probably, this is Southland. That's probably the same costume they're seeing today. My mom just sent me one. Oh, really? And then look at the outfit my parents made for our Easter Sunday. Oh, come on, that's cute. What? What's with that outfit? These haircuts, man. You want to laugh, right? Yeah. You look like who your son is. Oh, my God. Easter outfits, by the way, are always so interesting. Like the women's outfits. Well, I just feel like it used to be little girls would wear the dresses and my mom would make me wear a hat. Yeah. You know, and it's really, really lacy socks. The outfit's fire. My mom. What are you looking to do? Oh, yeah. I am scared. These are so good. We used to, let me see Anna's hold on a second. No, this is Cooper's Carter's. We got a Pau's. Oh, that's cute. Oh, that's not a fan. We got to post these. Yeah, that's cute. I get it, Cooper. Send us your pictures of you with the Easter Bunny, if you can, like DM them to us, because we want to put a little collage together. Yeah, we don't get them when you text them. Yeah, so DM them on Instagram or Facebook. Or message them on Facebook. Can I tell you something? We used to get my mom every year a big boutonaire or something like that. Like what are those called? Like the flowers? Corsage. Corsage. We got her one one year. The poor lady got bit by a frickin bee. Oh my gosh. It had some kind of a flower on there that attracted bees. And so she would wear it, proud, we're going to church and she's wearing it. It's like, ah! Got bit by the bee. Easter entry. My mom, I'm telling you, if I told my mom to wear the rat costume that they threw out here, because it would make me happy, she would do it. She would put anything on it. Speaking of wearing things, have you guys seen the new trend for Easter egg hunts at home? So you know how normally, like I do it, I hide eggs in my yard and I let the kids and my niece go out and get the eggs. Well, now, thanks to TikTok and Instagram, you like Velcro them to all the dads who are at Easter Sunday's shirts and you make them run and you have all the kids chase them to rip Easter eggs off of their shirts. Please try it with us. Tackle the dads. They may not be able to catch us. I know. What's going on? What's up, Mandy? Oh, not much. I call to tell you guys, Shannon is absolutely right. The Southland Maw Bunny is terrifying. I don't know what it looks like now. Oh, still to this day, it's bad. Yeah, my grandson, we took my grandchildren, my grandkids to the mall last Sunday to see the Easter Bunny. My grandson wouldn't even play speed on the floor. My grandson couldn't. He's dreamed so hard. My daughter had to get in the picture with the babies. Oh, yeah. They need to step up the costume game for Easter. You know what I wanna do? I wanna have the Southland Maw Easter Bunny costume and then have that wake kids up in the morning for school or something, running in the room when it's dark. You imagine a kid being there sleeping, you wake up and that thing's sitting over top of you. You'll never sleep ever again. What's up, Michelle? Hi. Hi. Yeah. First time long time. Hey! Hey! Oh! What's happening? So, when I was, I don't even know how old I was. This was 2014 in grade. Oh, it is. My mom tagged us to get a picture every year and I sat on the bunny's lap and in the picture, it looks like he has a... Boner. Stuff going on. Really? Three years? Really? I'll have to DM. I just like to... Wait, the Easter Bunny had a boner? Yeah. Oh my God. I love penises. It wouldn't go through text. Oh my God. Okay, so here, no, send it to us, IRDM. You follow us on Instagram? On Mojo? Yeah. At Mojo in the morning. Okay. So wait, this is crazy. You sat on the Easter Bunny's lap and the Easter Bunny had a boner. Eugh! Yeah. Unbelievable. I was like, maybe, I think I was eight. Oh, geez. I don't like that. Oh my God, so many people are sending photos. These are so good. All right, we're putting a collage together. Michelle, make sure we get that.
