It's Mojo in the morning show. So this next topic is a topic that was brought to me, brought to my attention by a very good guy friend of mine. My wife says that I have the longest nose hairs in the history of nose hair. She says to me this whenever we're driving in the car, because for some reason she can see the nose hairs as she's looking at me. Do they touch your top lip? Well, Shannon, to tell you how big my nose hairs are, according to my wife, Chelsea, she says they touch my mustache of my beard. I got the connector. She says that they're connecting. Like a unibrow. Like they're literally hanging down and coming down and touching them. And she always tells me this while we're driving, which is the worst. And I actually have in the center console of my Tahoe, I have an electric nose hair trimmer. You do not. Do you, Joey? I show you. You lift up the flap. I can see that. Dude wipes in there. Pops has one too. Does he? Yeah. So what do you do at a stop at a red light? You just real quick. Stick it up there. So I do, but the problem is it's difficult. Have you ever tried one of those at all before? Yeah, I have. You have? Yeah. Do women get nose hairs? No. Well, yes. I tell you not that we have to. I know some girls that get a wax when they get like their eyebrows wax. You get a Brazilian nose. Brazilian nose wax. So I have this thing and it's basically this, you turn it on, it's made, it's owned and made by Manscaper, which I know other companies make them. So I get a Manscaper one. And I think it's called, it might be the lawn mower. They have the weird names to their things. I think it's a weed wacker. Or weed wacker. You're right, Kevin. Yeah. Yeah. So, verified. So I turn it on and I'm trying to do it. And it's hard because I'm trying to get that, just that piece of nose hair to get up there. And it's not, I wish it was a weed wacker where it's spun around like the weed wackers do and can get the whole thing while it's up in your nose. Although that would probably like screw up your sinuses. So I said to Chelsea when we got home, I go, can you do me a favor and she said, what's that? I said, if I lay down on the couch, will you whack my nose? Like will you weed whack my nose? And she said, oh, like she kind of like put up a little fight to that. So I talked to one of my buddies, John, and I said to him, yeah, so I was asking Chelsea to do this for me. And he goes, oh, like he stops me right off the bat. He goes, you cannot ask your wife to do that for you. If you have your wife do that for you, she will never F you ever again. And I said, why do you say that? And he said, when a wife or a husband is put into a position where A, they have to do something for you that is not sexually appealing, or they see you do it, they're never going to wanna have sex with you ever again. And he told me this comes from experience because he walked in on his wife and I promised him, I would not say what she was doing, doing something to herself, self-grooming wise, that he said he cannot get out of his head. And it's to a point where she doesn't sometimes get his penis erect. Oh my God, okay. Was she also using a weed wacker? No, no, wouldn't it be funny if she was using his nose? The term in nose hairs went in bug me. I don't know, that doesn't seem like it would be high on my list. He said it's gross. And he said to me, he goes, he first of all he said to me, he goes, listen, you're a much cooler guy than a guy that needs to have nose hairs and ear hair taken care of. Like he's like, that stuff that pops, Anna's grandpa needs to have. Although it's pops is a sexy mother effort. 85 or six. Yeah, that guy's still, he's still taking care of what do we call grandma? Grams. Grams, pops is still having fun with grams. Still popping grams. So I said to him, I go, all right, so I'm gonna bring this up as a topic on our show. And this topic is gonna be, what's the least romantic thing that you've ever asked your partner to do? Or what's the least romantic thing that you've ever witnessed your partner doing? 844-MOJO-LIVE is a telephone number. And I wanna hear what some people have to say. Shannon, you guys are still in the newlywed stage of the game, right? But you wouldn't want him to like walk in on you getting rid of air hair or anything like that, would you? I mean, he knows like I do all those things though. You know, like, so I'm trying to think of like anything that he's, he's never seen me poop that we know that, but like in terms of grooming, I don't really know that he, that there's anything that he, that would, I don't know. I mean. I picture your husband is like a seal. He's just cleaning the seal. He's not, so I, I like him hairy. So he has a lot of hair on his body right now, which he hates cause he likes to have everything shaved, like everything shaved. And I don't know why that really weirds me out. So he has asked me before to shave like his back or right here, like above his butt. He gets hair in his back. I don't, a little bit, but like in patchy places. Okay. I don't love doing that to be honest with you, but I don't know, nothing that would gross me out that, that much. Bianca, I feel like Bryce has seen you do some questionable things. There's too young to be doing this. I've never let Westini put a tampon in. Yeah. That's an interesting one. I can do it so fast too. Like he probably wouldn't even know that's what I'm doing, but. Wow. Oh no. That's the first scene I kind of went to mama. I feel like I've seen. Like period stuff? Yeah. Anything period stuff. That's off. I've seen couples, whether it be like on social media or on movies, like the lady have to pop a man pimple on his back. Yes. I've seen people pop pimple pop. But to have to do that to yours, that seems a little odd. Like don't ask me to do nothing. Like I'm not about to bust a bump on your back. You got the wrong one. Chelsea loves popping my pimple. Yeah. I was gonna say that. Nah, bro. You gotta move on. Guys, I'm not gonna lie in Florida. I popped Lydia's back pimple and it went for at least two minutes. It was still oozing out. She was like, there's another layer. There's another layer. The Uber was waiting for two minutes for this thing to be done popping. Oh my God. Damn. She rubbed it on the beat. It was black and you can see how I'm broken. It was white and then it went on. Oh my God. It was swirling out like a snake. It was crazy. Nah, I'm breaking up. Ashley, what's going on? Okay, first of all, that was a cyst. That's a little... You need Chelsea to come wax your nose hairs live. Oh, on the show? That's actually great. Is this pain inflicted? Oh yeah, if it's pain inflicted. Oh, she'll love it. So there's a place called B Waxed that's in Pontiac I go to. But the last couple of Mondays I've tried to pull in there and they're off on Mondays. And then occasionally there's randomly have a closed day like where they give everybody off. And I feel like it's God's way of telling me that I need to have nose hair because the last couple of times I've gotten my nose hairs waxed, I got sick afterwards. Oh, really? Interesting. Because they tell you that you shouldn't get rid of all your nose hairs because it keeps the germs, I guess. Do you ever just yank them with your finger? Like if you feel a long one, do you ever just pull it out? That's how it hurt, bro. I literally pulled the last remaining remnants of my brain out. One of them. It's fun when you pull it out and at the bottom of it, it has something attached to it. Like the root? Yeah, like you get it by the root. You pull into it. What's up, Justin? Or Justine? Justine, yeah. So here's the topic. It's not the first time that's happened. Hey, Justine, the topic is what is the least romantic thing you've ever either asked your partner to do or you've seen them do? Well, hopefully my husband doesn't hear this, but he had a cyst in his butt cheek and obviously he could not see it, so I had to pop it and the smell is something I will never, ever forget. That was just his ass. No, I promise it wasn't. It was all, it was so gross. Oh, a cyst. Where do you draw it? She would do anything for her man. Seriously, my friend, my friend, John says, Justine, that you'll never eff him again. Have you effed him since you did that thing to assist? Yes, I have. We've been together 17 years, so. You're a great woman. Hopefully it's a booty and pop a cyst. Shannon, could you imagine? Hey, Kelly, what's up? Nope. Hi, Kelly. Good morning. I am a first time caller, Longtime. Hey, Kelly on the phone. And so my husband is a nurse, so I asked him to do probably a lot of gross things, but most recently I asked if he would be willing to give me an enema because I was having problems. Oh, that's the worst. He was. Kevin, do you know? Kevin, I know you got some girls that are in your life that you actually have the most fondness for. Could you give them an enema and then the next week get them naked and have fun? Probably. That's a lot though, bro. Why are we, it's too much buster. That's right. If best friend said, hey, Kev, give me an enema, would you do it? We gave up women for length, so we off that right now. Wait, we need to talk about that. Bring that up tomorrow. I want that as a topic tomorrow, Lydia. Bit. Hold on, Dez, what's up, Dez? How you doing guys? Hey, Dez. What's going on, Dez? So I sometimes get ingrown hairs down in like the private area and one time after baking cookies with my partner, the hair started to irritate me and I couldn't see it to get it, so I asked him to pick it out and he did. Oh, wow. An ingrown hair down there. Yeah, and it was like right in the, and it wasn't just like one hair, there were like three hairs in there. So he had to like keep going in to like dig to get it. Mm. If Chelsea asked me to do that for her, I'd be happy. You know what I would do? You would use your teeth? No, do you remember the old fashioned lights that doctors used to wear? Like, on their heads. Yeah, like a minor hat. Yeah. I'd be like, Chelsea, let me examine. I had a fluorescent light. I had a fluorescent flashlight too, so he used that to get it. Like, I was like very one of those bright fluorescent lights because I like, he really had to dig for it. Wow. That's amazing. Hold on a second here. Jennifer, what's going on, Jennifer? Hello. Hi. So in 2018, my husband type had emergency surgery and they removed half of his colon, like the middle part. Oh, wow. So it created a huge open wound that I then had to take care of once he got home. He was an hospital for like a month. But when they, this was broken in itself because like his whole stomach was open. Then he had to have, I forget the right word for it, but a shit bag, basically. Wait. Hold on, we gotta dump that. We gotta dump that. Did you just spit? Did you just say, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, you can't say that. A poop. Can I see poop? Yeah, you can say it. Yeah, it was really gross. So he had a hole next to his belly button where his colon emptied outwards into a bag and that lasted for a year. And in order to prevent it, where you had to dilate it was to keep it open. So they would say, I have to ask you a question. During that year that he had, what are they, a clostomy bag, basically? Yeah, yeah. Did you guys ever make love? Yup. Yeah, there you go. Wow. What'd you do? Did you just have to like have him put the thing on the side or something? I saw it already on the side. Well, you can get a belt to wear around your waist to like hold it in place. They have like little devices to do that, to keep track of. Yeah, they have like a whole clothing line for adapting to it. See, like nobody still, nothing stops. When we, when this whole thing started, the doctor said, you guys, if you don't leave this hospital more often, you're gonna, this isn't gonna work. You guys are gonna, it's gonna be destroyed. And yeah, it pretty much happened. Can I just say this to you? You're the wife of the year. I've got a great wife. My wife is wonderful. Chelsea has put up with a lot of crap. You've put up with more than my, like that idea that you have to change this Colostomy bag and you're still making love to him. That's amazing. Nonstop. And we had kids in travel forts that we went to that we had to do it on the road. You know what? That's the for better or worse that the minister says. That's amazing. Hold on, Sean, what's up Sean? I hope my buddy John's listening to this topic. What's up, John? Hey, what's good, bro? Nothing much, what's going on? Okay, Mojo. First of all, Anna, Miss Anna, I'm sorry for your loss, honey, but I just lost my best friend to two of them, as a matter of fact. But let's not revisit that. So hello everyone, Anna, Mojo, Shannon, Kevin, oh yeah, what's up? Good morning. Good morning. So check it out, man. I had this ex-girlfriend of mine and she, I got this mole on my shoulder and it grows a hair out. And she used to bite it out with her teeth. It just got on my nerves, bro. She was nasty. No, she put her hand on my shoulder and she would get the rub on my shoulder and she picked the hair, she would find the hair and she would bite it out. And then when it grows back, she'll do it again. She is literally. Isn't that bad by the way? If you have a mole with a hair, you got to get that checked out by a dermatologist. It ain't bad like that. It's like, it's a beauty mark. I got beauty marks like chatted all over my body. I hope you married her, Sean. Do you marry her? You marry her? I try to. You try. I try. Anybody that have bite a hair on your shoulder, she's a keeper. It used to get on my nerves, Kev, bro. I'm telling you. She probably was a wild one. Right, man. Look, trust me, dawg. I kind of feel miserable, but it's over. Every time that hair pops up, you just really want to call her. We'll be back with more, don't go anywhere, please.
