Sarah Colonna & Ryan Bailey: Pantry Snacks & Confrontations

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Because a couple people started going through my refrigerator around 11.30 p.m. What about your Mr. Pickle sandwich? I mean, oh my God. Okay. Okay, so first back up. Yeah. Epic holiday party. So good. And I don't think people, because I know people are starting to drag you now because there were videos of inside the home where there was just this very small charcuterie plate and people were dragging you and saying that you were Paul and that you should have gone to Costco or whatever. But what you don't realize is that whole spread outside. Yes. Listen to that assholes. Okay. We had a talk, a guy making tacos from seven to nine. He had enough tacos for 300 people and they were all fucking gone. Okay. We had bites catering afterwards with past. The turkey empanadas, which I ate six. In the same. Turkey pot pie empanadas were so good. We had enough for 300 people. I thought they were all gone. But I guess there were some leftovers because that's when I found you guys over where the girls were heating them up and eating the leftovers. Well, Michael back. But you weren't even just eating the party food. They were eating your normal living food. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We'll get to that. First of all. I'm just yelling at the person that said I didn't have enough food. And then we had a table in the fucking dining room where food is supposed to be. Desserts. Just full of like desserts and snacks. Yes. So I'm sorry. I didn't have a bunch of charcuterie meat and cheese out sweating for three hours, you know, sitting out, sitting out where people are gathering. Okay. Right. Okay. You go spend thousands of dollars. You asshole. But what a successful party overall. Yes. So I'll say your house really works for me because you have this very private second kitchen with a big beautiful walk-in pantry. Yeah. And that is where I snuck off with Crystal Minkoff. And of course you didn't have to tell Michael twice. No. I round the corner and I look in the pantry and I'm like, what the fuck are they doing in my pantry? And Jeff's like pulling pretzels down. Michael Beck has a piece of chicken saute just hanging out of his mouth from the past dance. I looked out and then all I hear is Crystal go, is that milk duds? And then she's grabbing like our leftover Halloween candy. It was like rabid dogs. Annie has a great photo of Jeff with his mouth full. At 11.30 p.m. Mercedes sent me a video of Jeff eating a sandwich behind. Oh, and then they have eaten already. It wasn't enough to go into my pantry. They decided let's open the refrigerator. I'm so glad I did. They go into my refrigerator. All right. We had five house guests. What are the house guests? We had ordered from this place, Mr. Pickles. You're welcome for introducing you to Mr. Pickles. Thank you. Thank you to your guests that left half a sandwich there. Half a sandwich. The next morning she's like, oh, I thought I had a half a sandwich in here. I said, well, Jeff, Luis ate that. And so that was gone. I looked over. You looked at me like you found diamonds. I found salsa. I got an entire bag of tortilla chips. I'm like, why? I don't know. He was eating the salsa right out of the jar. Oh, yeah. No, I know. It's so sorry. Yeah. No, it's, I mean, listen. But the fun I told you, I was walking around with the tortilla bag because you had, there were like five of them in the pantry. And then like a half an hour later, I saw Jamie Kennedy walking around with the tortilla back to city. You know where else there were tortilla chips out on the table? No, no. And then I said, and then I look at, I go, is Michael back drinking one of our yogurt protein shakes? It was probiotic. I have a parasite. Yeah. No, it's great. And then I was telling John about it and he goes, oh, it gets better. He goes around the corner, go to the bathroom in the hallway and I see Kean over there sipping on a protein shake. And I guess he tried to like hide it when John came around the corner because he felt like it was so embarrassing. And John was like, yeah, he goes, hey, man, what are you doing? Should have hit in the pantry with us. It was so nice. You don't need like, you don't need silverware. You don't need napkins. Well, I got there a little bit late because I was at another event before and when I got there, I was told the food service was over. And when we walked into the pantry, there were so many empanadas. I know, still. Like you were hoarding it. You think like you were hiding it. The taco service was over. The girls kept passing the apps for hours. No, they didn't. No, and they roped it off. They weren't even letting us in. I had to climb the rope. John got John rope that area off for them. He didn't stop me this year. Yeah. And apparently we're going to have to put a bigger barricade. You need to lock your pantry. I do not know why that they I think they thought people weren't eating anymore. They were like passing them around and then people weren't taking them anymore. So they were like, okay, we'll leave them for a little bit and then they didn't know I was coming. You guys, Jeff and Michael, you guys used to hang out all the time and you said you would get each other into trouble. Did you just mean food wise? Yeah. Like you were just like pressure into. Well, what's funny is. This is the first time Jeff met Austin and they instantly very handsome by the way. Thank you. Austin, his lovely languages food as well. Oh, and the next thing I know Jeff and Austin are in the pantry together eating Jeff being a bad influence and then Austin's eating Mr. Pickles and I'm like, what the fuck? This is your first time in this. There was another half. Mr. Pickles and I told Austin I ate the roast beef, but you the turkey looks really good. Yeah, that was mine. So it was really good. Oh yeah. You're welcome. I love that Jeff shares other people's food. And we also, I love that you had mild paste, but Conte. Yeah, I was so concerned. I don't really like too spicy. Right. It was perfect and Austin and I loved it and we both double dipped. Yeah, great. Yeah. And then I put it back in the fridge. And he said he said at one point he had crumbs on and Jeff looked over and wiped off his crumbs. Oh, that's so sweet. That's special. At one point, Crystal, the next day just sent me a photo of an empty carton of milk duds on the console of a car. But you do have a lock on that pantry. Yeah, but I told you it's on backwards. Yes. Because one time I got locked in there. I know you had a full table. MJ said that was a big mistake. You had a full table of sweets in the dining room, but I just, I like salt. Yeah. And so when I found those pretzels and tortilla chips, I was in heaven. They were on the table. Because I just want to explain to people this wasn't just a chump party. There was so many other people. So how many other people? Yeah. Were they noticing your behavior of like who's the man with the tortilla chips? I think they were freaked out by all of us. They kept looking at all the chumps. Like I watched them. I think by that point, so this is the first year, the Christmas crippler, which is what John calls my champagne punch. And I got a lot of DMs from Chumps giving me the recipe. So I'll just post it today. You don't have to, I'll post it on my stories. Please. And this is the first time at like 11 p.m. I looked and it was all gone. It was all gone. And I made a big batch of it. No, so I think everyone was bombed. So I don't think. That would be my only suggestion to you is that maybe you start another food service for the drunks like at 10, 10 to midnight. Well, because I got the munchies. Yeah, well, you didn't eat because you didn't eat before. No, I was trying really hard not to eat and be good. And then you lost your shit. But then when I had, well, when I had that camis, which John was very upset about. Oh my God. Well, you opened a bottle of camis? He brought a giant bottle of camis like the bottle and a half, like the bit, whatever that is. And then John looks on the on the island and he goes, oh no, someone opened. Yeah, just did. Yeah. And then I look and it's completely empty. And he's like, that is good. Yeah, those shops, they came for that camis. Yeah, those shops. You open it. Now, did anyone notice? Now, LaKendra, it's interesting because, you know, she was all bandaged up her legs and her knees, but then she's still gone. But she wore a dress that showed off the bandages so she could have a story to tell. Yes, she was chased by a pack of coyotes. I did. Wait, is this in brand? She ran back from brand. She fell face first on her knees. Wait, what? That's what he did. That's Sarah Kaluga. She had bloody knees. Both bandaged up. No. When I talked to LaKendra, she was sitting down so I couldn't see any. She got chased by a pack of coyotes. She was telling that story to your guests and you should see the response. And then she was like, where's Sarah's cousin? Is he coming? Yeah. Is Sarah's cousin coming? She's like, I already got a knee pad on. Let's go. No. One guy was kind of into it. That one guy was sticking around a little too long, lingering. I mean, I feel like any more details about this. I didn't know that they really, that they chased people. I don't know if it was a pack. She said it was a pack. I think it was one. It was one. Oh, no. I said it got pretty close. That's why she started running. Yeah. No, that's what she found. But it was fun. By the time we got there, LaKendra was. Bommed. Yeah. Yeah. The most. Well, I did notice they were over serving people at Sarah's party. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was our fault. Over serving. I do want to bring up another bandage just real quick. Did you see the guy with the bandage on his face? Oh my God. That was insane. Everyone was talking about this guy. Yeah. They should have been. This guy showed up and he had this big swollen, bloody nose that was bandaged and every single person is like, what is happening to that guy? I, girl. It's one of my girlfriend's boyfriend. It's a friend of mine's boyfriend. I've never met him. None of us. This is her first introduction to all of us. We've never met him. She didn't text me before. She didn't heads up. He's got a cast on his face. Do you know what I mean? Just no heads up. No, like you would think you would bring that up. And so she introduces me to him and I'm like, oh, and he goes, oh, I just, I just had a surgery and I go, oh, you don't say, you know, like didn't notice. Like that day? The day before he said it looked like it. A deviated septum. A pack of coyotes chased me. It was deviated septum surgery. I was like, oh, so, and then you, and you wanted to go out. Couldn't sit this one out. Couldn't sit this one out. I can't believe he showed up looking like that. And Jeff still had an appetite after that. And Kean was like, at that home alone was playing, you know, and you know, the guy has to. And it was just like playing in the background and he just looked just like him. I mean, it was insane. That is a bold move. Now I was happy to see Rob Minkoff. Yes. He joined the party. He got there before his wife. He thought his wife would be there, but his wife wasn't there. Oh, I didn't realize he came before her. She was doing the rounds, the holiday party rounds. She was running a bit late. Rob was there first. And unfortunately, Crystal wasn't there to block certain people from talking to him. Oh, God. Oscar asked for a part in one of his movies. Oh, what did he say? That's not 100 percent what happened. Is it like 97 percent? What happened? More like 90. What? Please tell. I had said, you know, I did some voice acting. It'd be nice, you know. I've always wanted to play a Disney character and say, OK. Yeah. He asked if you could put me in one of your movies. He had to play at the scene. And then just to further bore the shit out of him, he discussed his award-winning popular podcast podcast. Oh, yeah. Award. Close, close, don't get fed. Yep. Yep. Three more awards than Jeff Lewis's podcast. Right. Oh. No, those those high school kids were very generous with those awards. College. College. Oh, sorry. Was it a podcast? What? I don't know about this podcast. Like you have one now? There hasn't been a new episode since April 2024. Oh. A dedicated listen to our podcast. New episodes dropped next week. Well, that's Baldy for Rob to show up without Crystal. Like he. He won't do it again. No, but what was funny was I was telling this to Jameson was Doug was talking to him and he was trying to get to you, Sarah. And Doug was like, oh, that's Sarah Kelowna. She's a comedian and John is because he was Rob was appreciating the decor. And he goes, oh, yeah, that's that's her husband's doing. Sarah doesn't give a shit. Wait, Doug said that. Yeah. Well, wait a throw Doug under the bus. I love you, Doug. Well, Doug, the what time was that? Would you say Oscar? Probably around 9 30. OK, OK, because at 9 15 Doug said goodbye. And then Rob and then at 10 30, I saw Doug still there. And I said, I thought you left. And he goes, I'm trying. And told him to stay. Yeah. I said, you got to break this routine. You don't have to be home by nine because he's very regimented and he thinks he has to be home and in bed. But the problem is too is when you're trying to have a conversation and your bed is texting you. Oh, his bed was sending him messages. Time for bed. Come to bed. Emotional. It was the most creepy thing I have ever witnessed in my life. It's a little sad. Also a little sweet. It's kind of nice. Sure. I don't know. Yeah. It sounds toxic. What was the movies where people fall in love with robots? Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, like that. What was the one with Scarlett Johansson? Her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lars and the real girl. Yeah. Yeah. Doug would be great with Doug in the real bed. I just worry about the relationship. I just worry about that relationship because she was getting aggressive about coming to bed. Where the fuck are you, Doug? Yeah. She or he? I don't know if it's a he or she. Oh, you think it's a he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he wanted Doug home. Oh, I like, I hope that at some point he's like, fuck you. Fuck it. I'm locking the door. You can't get in. I quit it. I'm sleep outside tonight. Sleep at Sarah's. You have a call. Yeah, I got to go. All right. I love you. I'm going to listen to the car because I can't wait to hear about the trauma. Oh, yes. Because the party wasn't all fun. Okay, we'll get there. Okay, good. Can we start with the positive? Can't please? We have to get to the positive yet? We got to the positive. No, I want to say Doug. Bye. Love you. Doug. Bye, Mikey. Doug was very kind when he first got there. Him and Karny. He and Karny came a little like right on time. Karny brought this big crock pot of Swedish meatballs. Right on time or early? What time did Doug get there? A couple minutes after seven. Not early. I told I said to him, listen, John wants everyone to have the walkup experience. So just so you know, you got it. He waited in the car for 20 minutes. Probably. Yeah. Texting with his bed. I'm glad to be home in Lennon Lake, Sweden. But he looked at me and he goes, you look great. And I said, thank you. I thought the same thing. Yeah. Well, okay. That's her look. Great. Thank you. She looked great. Yeah. And then he goes different. He said, did you and he started like touching his face? Like he said, did you like do something? And I said, like, did I get a facelift? I mean, you saw me in Brea last week. Like I'm not, I'm not like that guy. I've come, we're coming out with a cast on his face. Right. I would have had to, I said, no, I didn't get something done since like what? I said, I got a spray tan. It must be that I got a spray tan. And he goes, oh, okay. But I, it's something else. It's like your, your makeup. He goes, did someone help you get ready? I honestly thought that something was different too. I thought you looked really good. And I just thought maybe it was the spray tan makes sense. It does. And then a little more makeup. Yeah. I had a little more like sparkly. You look good. You look really good. I didn't, you know, I didn't go to facelift. Right. But that's where Doug went. Yeah. And then he, and then he didn't think I could have gotten ready. He didn't think I could have done that on my own. I started laughing. I also thought someone helped you. But nobody did just for the record. But even if they did, that'd be okay. So Sarah, don't be embarrassed. Are we back to disappointment today? Am I back to back to my old face? Okay. I thought you looked great. Yeah. But yes, you're back to your old face. See, Doug, there's no work. Prove positive Doug. Doug's bed is like, she's definitely had work. But I will say I am very proud of Doug because he just does not stay up that late or leave parties that late. You know what? I wonder if it ruined his weekend though. Yes. Because he did. Like he's like, I feel worn out now. I don't know. I talked to him the next day. He sounded very perky. He got to hang out with Rob for an hour. He was very perky. Yes. Yeah, that's true. Well, he cornered him just like Oscar did. So Rob's never going to come back because first he got cornered by Oscar. Then he got cornered by Doug. I mean, there was no saving him. No. I just got a high buy. He was surrounded by chumps. He just couldn't get out of there fast enough. He didn't have his wife to protect him because she was in the pantry. With me and Michael back. I found milk done in the milk stall. But it's funny, even after all that, I was a little surprised because Kean is very, you know, he's very regimented. He did not eat any of the junk food that we ate. So, I mean, I watched Michael eat because I had the same things. We had like, we had those chicken skewers. We had them bananas. Leftover sandwiches. We had pretzels, tortilla chips, sandwiches. But then he was still hungry and he went for the protein shake. Protein shake, yogurt protein shake. And then Kean, I guess, saw it and he goes, wow, 23 grams of protein in that, huh? And I guess he decided he needed some. Well, in Kean's defense, Kean said he missed his actual protein shake yesterday. So, his actual one, he takes. Right. Yeah. I think we take those as a supplement. But with Michael, it was in addition. Yes, it was in addition. He was washing down the tortilla chips with it. All right. So then I would like to know, now, I don't, you must be, you must not, you can't wait for this baby shower to be over because there was a whole another group conversation at this party about your baby shower. Oh, there really was. And I will say, you know, I truly think Annie is an artist. I love her, but when that phone comes out, it's like we're on cops or something. It is a full reality show because we're having like a normal conversation. It's like me, Jeff. I got the tea. I think Jamie, I've been trying to remember the conversation and all of a sudden, Paul comes into it and it's still a normal conversation about the baby shower and Jeff's like, oh, it's ridiculous. Then Annie being a professional sees this, brings the phone out, which I totally understand. And then it gets elevated. That phone comes out, everybody is on. And at that point, I left to get a drink. I was like, I can't do this. I can't do it again. Was it a Patrick and Paul? Never you. Well, no, I mean, Jeff was like in the middle of it. I was in the middle of it. Oh, instigator. Jeff was because. No, I just said, like I'm tired of it. And I said to Ryan, I said, look, I don't want you to feel pressure to invite anybody you don't want there. I said, I completely understand the situation with Patrick and Paul. If you do not want to invite them, I will back you. Then Patrick got in my face, but it was fine. I mean, we're good. But I said, look, I want to be honest with you. I think that you are a genuinely sweet man. But sometimes, you know, and I do this too, sometimes we say things without thinking and you have to understand like what you said to Rebecca is insulting. I understand that you meant well. So she doesn't want you at the baby shower. You got to give her some time. Yeah. And just fucking back off. And also it's not. Don't ask for an invite anyway. But also it doesn't have to. They did. But it also doesn't have to be that deep because we're so worried about having the baby itself. Right. And also I will say it was so good because everybody behaved themselves so much at Sarah's party that of course we want everybody there. Yeah. How would you not? Lock your pantry. Everybody behaved so well. Well, just make sure there's a lot of food. Yeah, and lock your pantry. And maybe put a chain lock on your refrigerator. It was well because then I was like, then Jamie Kennedy, like he was like catching him up to things because he was like really focused on the Joey stuff at Chumpmas. Well, Joey didn't make it to your party. Yeah, where was Joey? He did RSVP. Oh. Was he invited? He was invited and you know, I don't know if Joey knows this, but it says viewed when you view the invitation. Work, man. You told me he was going. He never RSVP'd. OK. Well, he never made it. At least not that I saw. But Jeff, did you guys text? Like where are you? No, I haven't. I didn't text him because I figured whatever happened on the show, maybe he just needs a few days. So no, I didn't text him. But you know, Patrick, I mean, you know that he meant well, but it's like it doesn't matter. Like it doesn't matter now, right? They both mean well. And by the way, the trick the next day texted me checking in on me and Rebecca and he was shooting Ventura Shores. So yeah, very there. They're both. I mean, I have no problems with them at all, but I didn't want to cause a scene at your party. Like that was the other thing. It started getting loud and I was like, I'm just going to remove myself from this. Well, you had other people doing that. This is what I'm a preface. This is one of the reasons why I keep asking Sutton, who's going to be your party? Who's going to be your party? If if there's someone there that is going to make me feel very uncomfortable or I feel like there's going to be some sort of confrontation or look, and it's not not necessarily for me, but it could come from the other side. I don't want to put myself in that situation. Yeah. And so that's why I'm always asking people like, who are you inviting? Who are you inviting? Now, asked me before too. Yes, me a couple weeks ago. I asked you. And as I said before, the only person that I that I thought, you know, for a second, I could have an issue with is Justin Martindale, but I have no issue with Justin Martindale. But I thought that there could be potential conflict with other people, whatever. Doesn't matter. I wasn't worried about it at all. Yeah, I wasn't. So I I had a great time at the party and not one person. I mean, I feel like Chris Frangiola and I are becoming good friends. I love that. Yeah, yeah. That was a stare. Yeah, he's so funny. That picture you took with him. Yeah, I got to meet a fan. Chris Frangiola. It was amazing. It was really funny. And I have offered to pay for a coffee read. Yes. And he I said, look, all I ask is that you can come on the show and talk about it. If not, if you don't feel comfortable, no problem, just talk about it on your podcast. But I want to know every detail from the moment they open the door. The three of that him with Patrick and Paul would be so funny because they had a good sense of humor about it. They knew he you know, he was like ripping on him and stuff for the fan social and they were they took a photo together at the party and then I know that like in his podcast group, people like this coffee read has got like it'll be really funny. Really funny. Because he's so good at just ripping people in a good way. I do want to again, I I've never had any direct direct conflict with Evan and Justin. But other people other chumps have. So where do we start with this? Because I do want to also give them the benefit of the doubt. The only thing that I will say. The part of you know, Annie recording all night is that she did get recordings of people having conversations that they didn't know they were being recorded. And I don't think you did that on purpose. Oh, but you could overhear people talking in the background of her shooting. Oh, what was what did you get? I don't know. What did I get? I saw something where. Evan and Justin were arguing and Evan was saying you told me to go up to Shane and say right. Is that what I saw? Is that for real? I don't know. I was yeah, I was watching myself. I saw some of you watch. You didn't see that? No. Yeah. I saw your video where Evan was saying you told me to go up and talk to Shane and then it sounds like did he not did Justin not engage with you? No, so I was I was at the bar getting a drink per use and Evan comes over and he's you know, he's like, hey, I you know, we're both here. I want to say hello and I was like, okay, hey, you know, I thought that was very nice. Yeah, I was. Yeah. And congratulations. It looked so cute. And so then Evan turns to Justin. He's like, don't you want to say hi to Shane? And he's like, why would I want to say hi to Shane? And I was like, okay, then don't. And then. Oh, well, that's interesting because then what I saw on the in the background of Annie's video. That's just a clip. I have full versions on my phone. We can watch at lunch. I'm gonna have to start having everyone phones in their bags like a comedy club. When I come to my party. I didn't like that response because Evan was like, I opened the door. I went over and spoke to Shane like you asked me to and then you shut it down. Yeah, that's not at all. Like for me, it was Evan asking Justin to engage and Justin was like, why would I want to talk to Shane? And then he turns and says, oh, you're talking to my wife like and then accidentally spills his drink. Yeah. And I was standing there then and I felt like, you know, I was I was disappointed because I did. I knew that you were very caught off guard and I felt bad. Like I was just disappointed that there was any drama. I didn't think that that needed to happen. It was just kind of awkward. I, but it seems like neither Justin or I wanted to do this. So that's why it's that's weird to hear that Evan was saying that to Justin. I think he was maybe trying. Yeah. It sounds like he was trying to facilitate and then it like he should have. Well, then also there was another thing where I saw Evan talking to Justin where he said, you know, if you're your Jeff is in your eye line, if you're going to go talk to him like something like should I get off the pot? Like go. Yeah. Go over there and talk to him and I wish you would have because I would have said hello and I would have you know what they didn't engage with you at all. Neither one of them. Oh, but maybe I should have gone over and said hello. Congratulations on the wedding. Maybe I should have done that. I wasn't trying to call. I was just having fun. I was having fun at the chumps. I wasn't. Yeah, you were in chump world. You were hungry. Yeah. I've also been drinking and you know, I love everybody when I'm drinking. Yeah. I was just, I was just hoping that like there were so many people there, you know, like a hundred other people. And there was like it was so easy to stay away from like the first three hours, but then really engage with each other. I was, I was in the buden slot where I left early. And so when I, I mean everything I said hi to him and it was great to see him. Yeah. You know, Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Congrats. It was so, it was, it was good to see him. So I was kind of, I just found out about this stuff last night. And I mean, look, I'm friends with Justin. I love Justin. I wish it hadn't happened clearly because it's my party and I just want everyone to have a good time and get along and I thought everyone was. So I was like, Oh no, right? Well, yeah, Paul told me something. What? So I was obviously handing out food from your pantry. And so I'm Paul and Patrick were taking leftovers by the way. Well, no. I was, I was helping them. It was hilarious. I thought it was funny. I was helping them, you know, with some food and so Paul was joking, was like, don't let Sarah see. And so he said something like joking, like like Justin, I don't want Sarah to see. And then apparently Paul said that I haven't talked to you in a year. I'm not fucking talking to you or something like that. No. Justin said that to Paul. Yeah. That's what Paul said. But I don't know. I don't know. I also think that when some people drink, they become agitated. Yeah. So maybe that has something to do with it. I don't know. But then it didn't end there either. Right? Whoa. I mean, she doesn't know. Sarah's exhausted. Well, no, look, I mean, like I said, and I, and I, I texted Justin yesterday, I said, I just wish. I wish that didn't happen. You know what I mean? I said, I'm disappointed. And he said, I know, and I'm sorry. And, and. He said, he said, sorry to you. Yes. Okay, good. Yeah. And so, and I appreciate that. And I think like, you know, there's either some hurt or, or something still, or resentment still there. And, and, and I guess it just sometimes, I should have realized that when booze comes out, sometimes things go awry. Yes. But there was something else like to set up before what happened with Annie when, when Annie Brogan and I were chatting, the three of us, and then Annie stepped away. Evan came over and was like, Oh, well, not now that she's gone. How are you Brogan? Like I was, this was after my thing with her. So I was like, I don't know what their issue with Annie was. They have a real, like when I walked into the party, I mean, I'm not trying to have an issue. So I like, smell real big and I wave at them and I went with Kevin Sullivan and Kevin Sullivan is like new friends with Justin. And so I was like, and no one was there yet, like AKU three. And so I was like, waved and he was, hi. Like he did not want to talk to me and I just like be like, it was like, okay, avoiding you the whole party. We're not even going to fake it. Did you guys have something that I mean, Well, when the whole thing started going down, we have history together from like working at, oh, previously together and like traveling together and the whole thing. And so when I started working here, I'd been a few months and we like texted and everything and it was cool and we were good. It was really sweet. And then the whole thing blew up and he was asking me what was going on. And I felt so uncomfortable because I'm like at my new job. I have a loyalty to these people. I didn't really agree with how he was handling the situation. I wasn't siding with him. So I was like, I'm not going to just like bill you in and like be too faced. So I just ignored all the texts. And I think that's where all his anger is from is like, you completely betrayed me and just like went to his new camp. Yeah. Okay. So I left and I think people started leaving. I left and then I missed what happened, but were you on your way out the door? So I said, bye to Sarah. Me and Kevin were leaving. I gave Sarah a hug and I was like walking out and then I like look up and I'm like face to face with him and Justin like scooting by in the kitchen and he's like, what did he say? He's like, just be yourself. And I was like, I am okay. And I just like walked away and then he grabbed me by the arm, pulled me back and was like, just be yourself. No, you're not. And I looked at him in the face and I was like about to have a conversation with him. Like what the and then I realized he's like wasted. I was like, don't touch me. I like ripped my arm away. Not my first time being grabbed like that. And I'm just like, we're not doing this right now. And I just like walked away and patric and pole and Michael and Austin and Sarah and Kevin, like they all followed me out and we're like, are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah, I followed her out and check. I was just like, I'm really sorry. I don't, I don't, I don't know what that was about. And I didn't know, you know, of the other stuff, obviously. Wish I had been there to film it. And I just said, you know, that I said, I think you are, I do believe that you're yourself. And I said, I think you're shining. I think you're able to shine and you're doing a great job and we just had a good conversation. So I felt like when you left, you were fine. Right? Yeah. Oh yeah. No, I was fine. It was just startling. Like I just don't, I would never do that to someone. So it's crazy when someone is just so forward and does that. It's like, why are you grabbing me? Why are you? I'm sure the intention was good, but it, it like right, like drinking and just it, whatever it was, it came out wrong and came out. Yeah. Not for nothing. He's a big man. He's like six, four, six, five. Like that's scary to be grabbed and pulled, but I'm fine. Wow. Okay. Well, it sounds to me like you shed a little light on that because I was wondering what the beef was, but it sounds like if you guys were friends and then you basically had to cut him off or cut him out or whatever. He was, he was upset by that hurt by that obviously. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Cause I didn't understand what the history was, but I didn't agree with how he was acting like I would have done that regardless. I wasn't going to back someone that's acting like that towards Jade. Like, sorry. I totally forgot about that. Yeah. I did. I totally forgot when you were like, how he behaved and I was like, how did he behave? I don't remember. Women supporting women. Sorry. Bye. You're like, I completely forgot. Why isn't Justin been on? I'm in the kitchen with Charlie Bigham. So what have we got here, Charlie? My brand new pan fry pad Thai noodles. Noodles, but your Mr. Fish Pie Guy. Guilty. And while ovens rule at roasting, the pan is king of noodling. Whether it's Pad Thai, Yaki Saba or Laxer finding that perfect texture is a bottomless noodle rabbit hole. But all I have to do is stir it in the pan for six minutes, right? Bingo. Try the new Charlie Bigham's Asian Pan Fry noodle range handmade in my kitchen, pan fried in yours. Crisp, vibrant and bursting with citrus. Villamarilla's New Zealand, Sylvie Nguyen Blanc is the perfect wine made to be enjoyed on every occasion. 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They're parked in our driveway. And it was like, I'm sorry. Because I put on the evite. There's, you know, it's parking over. It's easier. They gave us a jewel dress. Yeah. And now there's a couple cross streets where you could park, but it's, I knew it would be, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know how that happened. Does anyone know how that happened? Did they charge their car? And that's what I asked. The first thing I asked my neighbors is like, would you go? I go, do you have an electric car? And they said, no. And I was like, okay, still can't figure out how you parked there. Did they ring the doorbell and ask if they could park there? I don't, I don't know if they were just like walking down. I don't know if they were coming out of their house and Patrick, I don't know. Patrick came up to me and said, we're parked in the neighbor's driveway. I was like, what? There's nowhere to park. I was like, I drove you just park at the end of the block. And he was like, we couldn't find a spot. James, you might want to move your car over here. Yeah. And it's funny. I actually went by their house last night and had a drink with them and I completely forgot to ask them how that happened. I completely forgot. You were by the new building on Melrose? No, no, I went by my neighbors. No, the neighbors. Oh, your neighbor's house. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, with my neighbors. Were your neighbors who you previously got into an altercation with there? They were not. And I was so worried. I was worried. We had security, you know, but I was still worried that they were going to like try to retaliate for us. For context, they had had a party and one of their guests was racing down your street. Racing down the street. You had security at the party? Yeah. How'd that go? Was that good? They did a great job. Yeah, they were out front. No, we did, but we always do just the last couple of years we do just because it seems like a good idea. You know, oh, Sutton security company, they did text her back and I guess they're using, he said they have portable, no disposable porta potty that they use in the car. And I was like, that is a Venti Starbucks cup. Oh, talking about the, because where do they, where do they go? Did you let your security use your bathroom? You know, that's a great question. They're in the pantry. Yeah, but I, because my neighbor, I wondered this because my, our neighbor across the street is pretty, he's in a kind of big movie. He's in a lot of movies. And when he, they first moved in last year, they had, they were gone for Christmas and they had private security the whole time. And I, I wondered the same thing. And then it was like kind of cool because then we had private security. You get to benefit. Yeah. Totally. I mean, and they were like, John would walk down the road and they were like, oh, we saw this guy like come by, drop off the package. And then so we moved it to the back for you. Like they were just doing us favors and stuff. Um, but I didn't, I was wondering the same thing. Like where do they go? Because they were there all night and all day. So they have this dispose, they just go in their car. You're right, Shane. Yeah. And these weird disposable things. I'm going to get private security. I'm going to have them go on my neighbor's lawn. The one that though, the one that I had to call the cops on. So the security guards all smell like urine. Yeah. No, that was on Halloween is when my, oh yeah, you're right. Patrick and pole line 11. They wanted to, are you going to explain? They're going to explain. All right. Line 11. Hi. Hey guys. Hey, happy Monday. Wait, is it Monday? It's Monday. Hi. So the way this happened with us parking in your neighbor's yard in their driveway, Tom and Ken, first of all, they're the lovely couple. They're the best. We met them, we met them last year at your party. And we, Paul was trying to park and he didn't want to get too close to the street in front of their house and they were walking out with a gift to go to your house and Tom came to the car and he goes, why don't you guys just park in our driveway? But I asked, can I park in front of your house? He asked me to park in front of the house. Yes, that's true. Right. We're like, girl, that's such a pretty car. Let's park in the driveway. Yeah. You can't park in front of their house either without a permit. So, but I had, and I asked them if they have a charger and they don't. They don't have an electric car so you couldn't charge it. But we tried. Did you, did you, when you bring, did you bring your leftovers to them when you left? Oh, yeah. Oh my God, those empanadas were so good. I had them on set the next day in Ventura. Ventura shores. So, can Paul tell us what happened with Justin? Go ahead. Okay. So, I, well, Sarah, you're going to have to be involved because you were standing right there. Evan and Justin were right there and I was walking by, Patrick was behind me and I was pretending we were being silly like, oh, we're feeling food. We're taking food. Don't let Sarah see and I was doing it right in front of you because you had said it's fine. Like, yes, it was funny. I did. I left over. Yeah. And I, I kind of told Justin, I said, Justin, could you move a little to the right just to make sure Sarah doesn't see that we're taking food? And just like, just like Annie said, he is a big guy and when he turned around, he goes, I haven't seen you in a year. Get the fuck away from me. And when I saw the mortified face that you had and I think you saw that I was trying to respond because I'm not shy about not responding. I was about to really rail him a new one and I thought, oh my God, I see how mortified Sarah is and it's like, oh, Jesus Christ. Let me just walk away peacefully so that this woman's night is not anymore ruined as it's been. I appreciate you walking away. The fishbowl. Yeah, because I saw you with the fishbowl outside and they were like talking to you and telling you off and I was like, oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they didn't tell me off. No, that's, that didn't happen. They didn't tell me off. Well, it seemed like it. No, it was. The motion. Yeah, it was just a, it was, it was just a conversation we're about. I was like, just don't, you know, just like let it, let it go. You no reason to approach Jeff right now. Like you guys, I don't think I don't know. No, no, no, I don't know. I just was like, there's no reason to like, let's just, let's not go there. I was kind of like, Hey, it's the holiday season. You know, let's do that. Yeah. Let's get on with that. Well, I mean, look, if there was going to be any sort of confrontation, I'm glad that they didn't. I don't think it was. There wasn't, no, it wasn't that. I think, I think Evan was encouraging him to say hello to you and they were just like, I would have been happy to say hi. Yeah. But then if you drink, emotions get heightened and that's the problem. So I was like, if there's, if there's trepidation, maybe it's not a good idea. It's kind of what I said and they, and they agreed. But the whole idea was, if that was an opening, I was just trying to extend a friendship being silly and including, you know, engaging with them. I wasn't, I wasn't doing anything. I don't think inappropriate. It was just being silly. But he took it in a whole different context and set things and it was just, it was awful. I wonder if there was, if, you know, if he hadn't anything to drink, if there would have been a different result. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, probably. Right. Yeah. I'm sure. I mean, I think sometimes if you're already in a place with something and then you start drinking, it can go either way. Some people should just, should not drink. I'm a real happy drunk. Same. Yeah. Yeah. Like Joey should not drink. No. Work bit. Yeah. He should not. I don't think he should drink. Who were the, so yes, go ahead. It was an amazing party. There was. We had a great time. Yes. No, I know. Great parking. Good food. Great parking. You got leftovers. Yeah. Oh my God. Tom and Ken are the best. And your friends, your friends are so amazing. They remembered it from last year. We took pictures in front of the Christmas tree. Not gonna forget you two. Oh my, our, my friend that's married to my, uh, John's old teammate, Steve Hauschke was there, him and his wife, and they loved Patrick and pole last year took a photo of that with them in front of the Christmas tree. So they decided to, to do it again this year. Yes. It was very. It's a tradition. Yes. Well, thanks for calling guys. And I do have to say, Patrick, uh, you were delivering some of your lines from Ventura shores. Jamie Kennedy was impressed. I mean, you are, you are getting better. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. You are having fun. Yes. And I, you know, I love you, but I wanted, I need to know more about this. I'm sorry. You were delivering lines at the. You were. He had to be on set. He had to be on set at like seven a.m. on Saturday. Oh my God. That's hilarious. I asked him to deliver some of his lines from return to, from Ventura shores to Jamie. And I was, I was expecting it. Why did I miss this? Love a monkey. I was expecting it to be a big train wreck, but it was actually pretty, he did pretty good. Can we get one right now? Yeah. Can we get one more line before you hang up? Oh my God. What's she doing here? I thought we fired that bitch a long time ago. No, but can we get a line from the show? Pretty good, but maybe just call Jamie and go over that one. Thanks guys. Have a great day. By the way, and, and Paul held himself back because I've been yelled at by Paul and that would have, that would have straightened that situation up and no, no, I appreciate it. Paul, you get yelled at by Paul. Check out BTS tomorrow. It dropped. Also, check out So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey. It's your podcast Monday through Friday, wherever podcasts are available. And then your live shows, Sarah, I have December through February, correct? Yes. Uh, this Wednesday in Snowmass, Colorado, New Year's Eve in Spokane, the second and third of January in Tacoma after that, uh, Springfield, Missouri, Jefferson, Iowa, Chicago, St. Louis, SarahColona.com for tickets. SarahColona, C-O-L-O-N-N-A.com. Yes, two N's. Two N's. Just like Jeff. You can go there for the dates, the venues, the times, the tickets, and you are giving away free appetizers. Free appetizers. And parking. Park it as well. A Goop Kitchen gift cards. I have a Goop Kitchen gift card. Oh, she got those empanadas. Um, yeah. That'll sell five seconds. I should. Or the Goop Kitchen gift cards. Are these real Goop Kitchen gift cards? Yeah, they're $20 each. They sent me a hundred of them for the party. I was telling everyone to take four. Yes. I brought a bunch here because I know you guys love it. So. Now, we know who the earliest guests were, which were Carney and Doug. Yes. Who were the last guests to leave your home? Um, my girlfriend's, I think my, yeah, one of my girlfriends was, uh, was encouraging John to let her, uh, sing karaoke. And John said, if you touch my iPad, I'll cut your fucking hands off. And, uh, because that was a no. That was a no. Um. Last chump to leave the party. Last chump. And what time? Was probably, like. I feel like we all left at the same time. Kind of at the same time. Like me, Brogan. Who did we leave? I think you guys are the two. How long LeCindre? Because LeCindre. Michael, I'm so keen. Me, Kevin, and I. Because you guys left right after Annie. Um, like kind of shortly after. What time was that? 12. 12 ish. Yeah. I was up until five o'clock in the morning. No. Yes. I'm not. Because I did cocaine. No, I just, I, because I, I was, I started cleaning up and then, and then John and I just kept cleaning up. And then next thing I know, it was five o'clock in the morning. I had called Sarah in the morning and I said, I'm really sorry. You need to go to the grocery store today. Oh yeah. No, we just had five house guests staying with us that had nothing to eat the next day. No, we had a big deal. Don't worry about it. No leftovers because Patrick and Paul took them. Doug was bragging that he was bringing you a gift that you absolutely needed. What was the gift? It, it was very thoughtful, but it didn't work. What was it? What was it? It was a Polaroid, a little Polaroid and he was like, I thought you would want this before the party so that you could use it during the party. Cute. And no, I, I, we got, we definitely got some Polaroids and then yesterday it just like stopped working because we were trying to use it again. So yeah. So I was supposed to take Monroe to Bubble Planet this weekend and down to LA. Oh right. Oh yeah. But it got postponed. We think it had something to, they notified us and they said it's postponed and we'll let you know when we're going to open, but we think it has something to do with LeCandra. Because the scr- Oh. She's like a Pactic Coyotes got me. Or she called it sick. Yeah. But yeah, we got to notice that they weren't opening on Sunday. And she was killing it when she was talking about it on the show. She was like, she knew all the good. She did. How's she going to do yoga with the, after the Coyotes? That's where they got her, that yoga studio. I know it's no funny. Do you have any regrets about the things that you said to Joey McIntyre before we go? You know what? There's certain moments in life. Like that was such a huge moment in life. Like me, you're right. I do have regrets. I do. I almost texted Shane that day saying, I'm sorry. He was really creeped out by you. No we weren't. Don't fall for it. I don't think it was a good time. Somebody would be like that. But I just, he meant so much to like my childhood in a weird way. And I know that's why you dressed like him and did your hair like him. Well, I was trying to get that girl to fall in love with me as a kid and it just didn't work. And I, in retrospect, I should not have done that. And I apologize on the, but in my defense, I did not ask Joey for a part in an animated film. That is true. Great point. So that is very true. Next time he's on, you have to have Ryan come dressed as him just to really, yeah. Oh, you tough enough. Yeah, I don't think we're going to pair him with Joey. Oh, come on. It wasn't just for me. I mean, I swear to God, I was trying to be. He loved when the Kendra recognized him, but not with Ryan. Well, because Kendra's beautiful. I'm a creepy looking dude. Like I, but I just want to say, I respect him greatly and I was, it was a. Yeah, we could tell. It was awesome to be here. Yeah. Well, I'm so sorry. Just maybe next time, just hi. Nice to see you. Okay. See you in the pantry, Jeff. I heard he's not coming back, right? Not after that. Let's get Donnie Wahlberg. He needs to Joey needs security from Ryan. Oh my goodness. That's crazy. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis LOD every weekday on Sirius XM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel exclusively on the Sirius XM app. I'm in the kitchen with Charlie Bigham. So what have we got here, Charlie? My brand new pan-fried Pad Thai noodles. Noodles, but your Mr. Fish Pie Guy. Guilty. And while ovens rule at roasting, the pan is king of noodling. Whether it's Pad Thai, Yaki Soba or Laxa, finding that perfect texture is a bottomless noodle rabbit hole. 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