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Greg, we're back again with more Resident Evil 9. It is the talk of the town. Talk of the town. It is the game of the week. Everybody's playing it. Everybody's reviewing it, talking about it. Now the fans, the best friends in our audience are now playing it. User review scores are coming in. It's nothing but positive and fun. That's right. That's right. And so we figured, you know, we liked it so much. Yep. Let's run it back with 5-Hour Energy. Let's run it back with our friends at 5-Hour Energy. Let's get out there, have another sponsor stream for Resident Evil, and let's do some spoilers. This is the one you're supposed to watch when you've beaten the game. Me and Mike are going to be able to talk spoilers here. We're going to wear alternate costumes when we start this up. We're going to run around scrum. There's behind-the-scenes video we haven't watched. There's all sorts of stuff I don't want to do. Yes, yes, yes. But first I want to tear into one of these. 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No. They debuted the Big Arch at McDonald's. Okay. And the CEO was like, oh, man, I'm going to eat this. I love this product instead of food. And they took the tiniest bite. And everyone was like, I don't like it. I want to make sure we're well-versed. And I fucking love, I shouldn't curse, but fuck it. Five-hour-a-week birthday cake. Let's show you how much we love 5-Hour Energy. It's so good. Because it tastes like birthday cake, which you know I love. So, dog slop 69. How'd they do it, dog slop? Dog slop 69, I won't have you pushing me around. How'd they do it? Now you're going to get an energized Greg, and you better look out for yourself. I'll tell you right now, if you come in with that energy in the YouTube comments after I have this, you're going to have a bad day. It's going to leave you a lasting message that's going to stick with you for the rest of your days, my friend. It'll chase you around. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, give it to me. Nice, Greg. Bucket. Right-handed. Bucket! All right, ready to go. Let's turn it on. Now, you said that was spoilers. Right before you said it was spoilery time, I went back to the main menu to show you. Look, spoilers. Spoilers. There it is. She's a mommy now, just like her mommy. Dang, they updated that? Updated the home screen. Oh, my gosh. Okay. So, in the bonus section you brought up, you get a couple of cool things right here. You get some concept art, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get some new models that you can put on at play. This is the cool shit, I think. Where you go through with your CP, Vern, and you can unlock new guns, unlock new outfits, new charms, and stuff like that. I didn't know they were giving you new heaters like that. Look at this Ghost Grudge. I like that. You guys think it would like that? Yeah, let's buy that. Ghost Grudge, a large revolver with a demonic symbol engraved on the grip. Yep, yep, yep. Let's get that. Let's get that. Now- I'm going to get this one, too. The Matilda. Okay. The first polymer frame handgun. Customizing it for three-round bursts enables submachine operation. Okay, that's sick. Yeah, that's super. I didn't know we were adding new guns to the thing. Yeah, and I got costumes. You're going to say, hey, Greg, did you put the costumes on? You bet your ass I did. We're going to run an RPD for him. Oh, RPD. She'll be FBI the whole way through. She'll be FBI. And I put the tactical light on my snapper. I love the alligator snapper. I thought that was a cool name for it. So behind the scenes video is going to be them and motion capture. They're going to show you, showcase how they capture all the motion. Well, I started and stopped. Yeah, because I wasn't sure. Have you watched it? No, I have not watched this at all. I was looking it up before we turned on today's stream to see what we could get into. Can you believe they actually had people sitting in their low cap? Dude, this is crazy. Why is she stuttering? Put a hold on that for now. We found another body. One that exhibits the same pathology as the others we've been investigating. So it's capturing their face. I want that helmet and the camera. That's so cool, man. You ever been in a motion capture suit? No. I've been on set while they do it, but I've never been. I feel like some developers are missing out on your emotions. You know what I mean? Little is known about the Greg Miller body, but I'm telling you, five-hour energy, if you want to be the first to get in on this, Greg could kick the door down and grab himself a nice five-hour energy shot. But now we're spoiling, right? Yeah, we're going deep into spoilers. What ending did you pick? Okay, let's get real. Because I watched the boys on their marathon stream. I was screaming. Too much talking. Destroyed, destroyed. Destroy, destroy. You always go destroy first, and then you go afterwards. And it's like those two talked themselves out of destroy first. Clowns. Killed me inside. Clowns. But of course, Greg, if I am faced with the opportunity to destroy the virus, I'm going to do what's right for the people. I'm going to destroy it, Greg. Haven't we had enough of these viruses? We had enough of these viruses? Did we know it was going to be the end of it and cause anarchy? No, we didn't know. No, we did not know. I didn't know it was going to be the cure. I didn't see that coming. I didn't see that coming. So funny because I picked Destroy, and an immediately quick cut scene, end of the game. You get credits, no music. It doesn't feel like the end, but your questioning is like, is that really how they're going to end it? Yeah. Like, no way. And then they're like, okay, guess what? You're going to rewind just a little bit. We're going to make you re-choose that choice, which is cool. And then what did you think about that? Which part? Having it kind of be the antivirus, the cure to save it all. No, no, I like that. I like that a lot. Especially like the twist down there where the guy who might be a clone of Wesker or whatever. Okay. Yeah, Big Z, Big Z. Yeah, yeah. He was like, ah, and he ejected it. She's like, I don't think this does what you think it does. I thought that was really funny. Then he gets his head just clean cut off right there. Can we talk about it, though? Yeah. You know what I don't like? What? Big goo monsters for bosses. Ah, but it's Resident Evil. I am sick of the Resident Evil big goo monster. It's Resident Evil. I know they got to go to it, but it felt like maybe this was going to be the one we didn't fight the giant goo monster. And of course we had to. Yeah. You got to have a towering goo monster. Yeah. So talk to me about this. Yeah, let's talk about it. When you think back on this and you think about hype moments, what immediately jumps out for you? Hype moments? Yeah, because it's got to be that goddamn motorcycle section. Oh, my God. When he gets on that motorcycle and just fucking shoots. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You son of a bitch. They get the zombie dogs out, big V-Victors in front of you just ripping it, right? And you're riding unlimited ammo as well, just spraying, which is so much fun. You know what my hype moment was? What's that? Following shortly after that, the orphanage. They recaptured the terror, got you back one more time with like, hey, this is something horrifying. Is there anything scarier than little kids? Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Like the tic-tic-tic. Nothing scarier than that. Jesus Christ. I didn't trust Ben for a week after. Oh, my God. I was like, you stay away from me, little weirdo. We shaved little Ben's head. He started running around the room. Oh, my God. No thanks. Oh, my. And can we talk about I had to call Tim. And, you know, I don't like calling Tim. I don't like calling you or Tim after hours. Nick, I'll call anytime. I'd be going to call him. I called Tim. I said, what the hell is going on? I can't get past these zombie girls. And he goes, no, Mike, you walk up. Then you walk back. Then you walk away. And I was like, they won't leave. They won't get out of my way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? What am I supposed to do with these zombie girls? I did die to them that first time when I walked up on them. Yeah, they killed me twice. I thought I could run right past them, so I just bolted. No, they get a hold of you. But the zombie goes, when they huck themselves off the second story balcony, crash and then pick themselves up. Oh, my God. Get out of town, bro. Yeah, that was a hype moment. Another hype moment, big baby entrance. Dude. Big baby. I know so many of you did. Thank you for watching Bless and Andy stream Resident Evil Requiem over the weekend. I love the setup we made for her. Yeah. But, yeah, that was one of those things I had to be there for. The reveal, you know, when Big Baby chases him through the hallways and stuff. I feel like, yes, this is so fucking good. Big Baby was so good of, like, trying to squeeze by Big Baby, trying to convince him to go one way so he'd go the other way. Then having the redo of Big Baby where the zombies got up, you have a moment you can kill a bunch of zombies if you want, or you can go run and grab the little girl, and then you've got to go back against Big Baby and navigate past Big Baby. is like, get out of my way, man. I'm just trying to get over here. Corey Cudney calls out a great one. The chainsaw fight. When you have to fight him at the gas station with the chainsaw? The gas station chainsaw fight. I appreciate the way Resident Evil does its little cutscene tip screens. When I died to him the first time, I fucking whittled everybody down. I stood in the back capping people, killing them, using all my weapons, throwing stuff, and I just stood inside. And then Chainsaw Man came in and I ran out and it was one of those I got outside and then reloaded at the wrong time and he chainsaw me. And it was like, consider fighting a chainsaw with a chainsaw. I was like, ah, thank you. I didn't realize I had to do that. I'll do that. That's a great pull right there. Yeah, Chainsaw Man was super good. Two chainsaw fights throughout the experience were really, really well done. Yeah. The first one at the doctor's office was just flinging around. You could pick it up or the zombies pick it back up. And then when you go one-on-one with a chainsaw, man, it's really great. One-on-one with a chainsaw, man. That was fantastic stuff. How about meeting the little girl for the first time and going, what's up with the room next to you? Why is there a hole in the wall? And then be like, I think that little girl turned into that giant girl. That's not good, you know. That's not what you want to say. Yeah, she was all – man, they did a great job with that. When I was dying to watch Andy get on the sticks to try to navigate that basement portion. Yeah. And I think he let Blessing play the most. But, like, that portion of me was so much fun because it clicked for me. I knew where I needed to navigate to. And all I could think of was, like, give Andy the sticks. Let's see if he breaks right now running around. I just want to see this real quick. I saw Jessica Chobot, I believe, put up on Instagram when she was playing on PlayStation. Okay. How good this looked. And I stopped and looked, damn, that looks great. It doesn't look as good here. Oh, on the Nintendo Switch. I mean, yeah, we're playing Switch 2, by the way. Yeah, but with just the crispness. Yeah, it was really crisp. It was more ambiance, I would say. There was an ambiance, as you'd say. Now, can we talk about one thing that got me, Greg? One thing. I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard I try. What have you got you? You know, I love spinning the wheel. You know, I love stepping up to the table and putting my money on Black 22. You love roulette. And there it is. They give me roulette. Oh, yeah. And I spin it, and I spin it, and I spin it. And at first it doesn't click. 31, 15, 7. I'm like, what's up, man? Like, give me some other numbers. And it keeps hitting it over and over again. What was that, too? Combination. What was the combination to? What safe? What did I miss? I don't know. I missed a combination somewhere. Was it not in that area? Isn't it in the bar there they had a thing? Maybe. It's always interesting because you find the codes for a safe that's usually not in the safe. Yeah, way far away. Way far away. Yeah, I felt like I got a code for that bar safe that wasn't that. I didn't even put any of that together. Really? I spun it once and I was like, all right, move on. Oh, I was jamming that wheel, man. I'm sure you are. You love the roulette. You love gambling. Jamming that wheel. I said, give me those skitties. Oh, yeah, you could pick up the giant lady's arm. What was that for? I have no idea. Oh, like you? Roger said that was something. Yeah. Roger didn't even come to work today, so what do I care what he is doing? What's up with that, Rog? I'm so tired from watching Andy and Bless. I'm so lonely without you, Rog. It's crazy, man. Our safe code was on a note. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah, like I said, I didn't even put it together if that was a thing. I have the arm, but Roger said the arm is for something. The arm does something. Doing the stranger. The blood collector right there, yep. Doing the stranger. That's what, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. You know what we're talking about. You know what I'm talking about, Chad. Take the hand back to the doll in the cell. Oh, okay, good to know. I did like the, I like the blood puzzles. Okay. Felt like there wasn't many of them, but did you do all those? Where it's like, you got a new blood analyzer, and you put it in there, and you're like, okay, dot the dot, and then it reorganizes the cell. I did a little bit of it, yeah, whatever I needed to for the story. I never did anything. Okay. You didn't care for that? It's not that I didn't care. There was just so much going on that I never thought. Until you said it right now, I forgot all about it. Yes, okay. Forgot all about it. Well, I found it interesting of, like, you know, when you play other Resident Evil games, it is simply pick up the two green herbs, or pick up some ammo and, like, some, you know, bullet whatever powder and make some together. It was out of like, oh, wow, I have to suck up blood to craft. I found that was an interesting twist on what they normally do. I like that for sure. Yeah, were you sucking up a lot of blood? I always had it full. I feel like I often would forget about going crafting. Oh, okay. Zach says the IGN has an article about the Lady Hand Puzzle. It's yet to be solved by the community. Stop it. The first step is to bring it to the transfusion machine. Now, that's what Roger said. Okay, okay. So Roger got the first step. Interesting, Chad. Barnos' hot take question mark. I'm glad they got rid of the red and blue herbs. I agree. Well, it's only green now. Yeah, I didn't really notice that. That's a nice throwback, and that's all I need. That's all I need. Uh-huh. I'm fine with that. That's right. You ever go in here? You see what's in here? Yeah, I scared myself with this one. Fuck nothing. Yeah, I got a dinner tray in your bathtub. Nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub. I don't take baths. I don't like my body touching the ground. No, because it feels like when you take the bath, you got to take a shower afterwards. You know what I mean? But, like, I will say, lying in the bathtub is relaxing. Are you a hot tub, Jabroni? I mean, if the option presents itself, sure. Okay. But I'm not like Kevin where I'm going to put it in my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you get me laying down in a hot body. I'm sure you like hot tubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a taco boy. Yeah if Blessing won the million he would have to buy me a hot tub That wasn it He didn scratch scratch off the No he didn scratch off the No he didn scratch off the No he didn scratch off the No he didn scratch off the No he didn scratch off the No he didn scratch off the No he didn scratch off the Kind of feud you never know And he gives you some of the Yeah, Tundra Boy says, data mining has killed all mystery in games. Yeah. That's a... You know... That leaks spoilers. Like, I was talking about... I just... We just reviewed Pocopi on GameCast, and I was like, do yourself a favor and play without a guide. Like, don't be guided. Yeah, yeah. Go, you know, be stumped for a little bit. Wander around. Enjoy the thing. As a jabroni that's not all the time on the internet or, like, doesn't use the internet like that to look up leaks and spoils. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm usually like, oh, I'm unaware of any of this. You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do pretty well to avoid any of that stuff. What else? Oh, what about that final fight with the soldier where you got to parry off? Yeah. I was fine with it. Yeah. Well, that was my thing. When they introduced parrying around here, I was like, I'm not the parrying guy. But I thought the window, at least on normal difficulty, was so wide that I actually felt good about it. It wasn't too bad. It was more like we talked about it really briefly after the review. When we walked off, somebody started talking about the soldier guy. They're like, oh, that's this thing that's been going on. And I was like, oh, I thought it was a Solid Snake reference. I thought the guy kind of looked like he was in Rydin's Mask. No, I think he was like tofu or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said all that. And I was like, oh, I thought this was referencing, like, making fun of Solid Snake. I thought the fight was fine, but as a Resident Evil fan who like is very ignorant of the entire you know what I mean like I can't get a timeline I know I just enjoy playing these horror movies and moving out my life. Yes, so it's like whatever I enjoyed it fine But I was He can't compensate for me What about our energy skill? No, I got that company crazy inside my body now I'm right here. Can we talk about just like all the zombies being hit to Like it felt like at the beginning like oh no liquors right there was like It's like it felt like while you were going through the game. They're like, oh, we're gonna slowly one-but-one. Here's the zombie dog We got oh, mr X is here. He's here. That was such a nice work. That was fun. Bad boss fight again Like I said earlier, I thought all the boss fights were really That boss fight was a miss. But yeah, he's throwing shit at me, like cars or whatever, and I blew him up. Yeah, then he ran at you yesterday. Yeah, yeah. You're like, all right, dude. Yeah. But it was exhilarating to run around the... When he popped back up on the police department again with him. Oh, that was awesome. And then Tim sent me a mashup video last night of somebody taking all the RE2 remake clips and mashing them up here. It's really impressive. Oh, really? Okay. To see Leon walking on the same stairs and have it all destroyed or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was pretty special to run around like that. I liked that one. Isn't Elisa not her biological mom? Yeah, that's right. Correct, right? Because Grace is a clone. Well, she was the original. She was just an adopted kid that then they cloned from them. Oh, they took the blood from them. She was the OG, but there's nothing special about that. I took it as she was the clone there. Spencer adopted her and then did clones off that. Grace is just a lady. Shouts to my best friend, Andy Cortez, in the chat. Andy, thanks so much for watching. Andy! We miss you, truly. I'm a little... I am 29.5% mad at you for not going to the basketball game tonight. From the second playthrough on... Wait, he's sick. That's why he's not at work today, right? And why I better not catch his ass streaming tonight. Because he's sick, right, Andy? From the second playthrough on where Leon can obtain and tune up equipment earlier. The tactical tracker begins in his inventory. Supply box or only chair. Yes. Equipment card, please. So as you said before, there's no new game plus that carries over your guns. But what they did was they gave you the tracker now. So you can upgrade all of your guns and buy guns right off the bat. So that's cool. Because you'd be killing a lot of zombies as Leon. You'd be killing them zombies. You'd be killing a lot of zombies as Leon. Yes. So TrippyTK says, Emily is a clone of Grace. But Grace is the OG, like you said. So Grace, she was in the orphanage Got adopted Then saved by Spencer But then given to her mom Then her mom had her right there Because her mom came to interview Spencer She walked away with a kid It's kind of like how a lot of people do that with puppies So you come for an interview and they're like You know what, you want this dog? Hey guys, I'm going to go to Safeway There was a woman outside, she had a box of puppies We got a puppy now That's how it goes, right? That's how it goes Now you have a child. That's right. You got to deal with. I'll get this gun. I don't want it. It's not my type of gun, but for the Matilda. Yeah, let's show it. You know what I mean? That is cool. One thing. Chris Sanko really likes Grace. All time. Why? She talks like this. Up there with Jill. No. Up there with Jill. Not that. Andy says I'm back to streaming The Witcher 3 in about an hour to 90 minutes. Andy, no. You stayed home sick. If that isn't on Kind of Funny Games, you're getting a write-up and a demerit. Don't make him leave a YouTube comment, Andy. He'll leave a YouTube voice memo comment on your videos. Wow. I wish I could. Only the creator can leave voice? Yeah, I think it's a response. Wow, Andy, you are so lucky. You are so lucky. You know what I mean? He's looking for you, bro. He's looking for you. He missed you today. Very quiet in the office today without you. I mean, there's no Nick. There's no Andy. There's no Roger. There's no Tim. No bless. No bless. That's the other one. Yes. What are you doing? Oh, this was brutal. That's how Jen kisses me. Bite your nose right off. That. See, now imagine if we're in Japan, they got a black bar over that lady's mouth. You know what I mean? Imagine. You got to come up with creative ways. Question for you. You're smarter than me. Not really. You're smarter. Yeah. Did you ever notice, it looks to me a lot like Leon runs a little bit like John Wick. Do you notice this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he runs and he does the thing where he turns his gun. What are you doing? I think that's just the cool thing to do now that we've made John Wick movies is everybody wants to be the Wick man. And Leon is cool enough to be John Wick for sure. He's coolers. He's up there. Yeah, exactly. So it's like, yeah, let's make Leon as cool as possible. And he's no first date chump anymore. This isn't Resident Evil 2. No, right, right. Leon has been through some shit. Am I using the right gun? Is that customizing it? Oh, I have to customize it for three numbers. What a waste of my time! He doesn't have that kind of money right now. It's like, this isn't day one, Leon. This isn't Eastern Europe go save baby eagle Leon Kennedy. This isn't even Resident Evil 6, Leon. This is the new Leon Kennedy. He's got a porch. The other guy in the porch, huh? Those were awesome. They did a great job with those. I like what some of them when you're just shooting randomly And all of a sudden they're like we're gonna give it to you. We're gonna give you a crazy little Kill cutscene right now. I'm like all right so much to be able to throw the shit throwing stuff was good I wish you could grab it and tie you fuck It did suck of like when you would kill somebody nobody was around. Yeah. Yeah, why I would always be the back I don't know what I mean like Let's make this quick It was interesting watching the guys play this weekend and seeing how much differently they play. Isn't it amazing to watch people how different they play? Where it's like, you know, I committed to like my shotgun, my pistol. Shotgun was up. And then my marksman rifle. And that's all I did. And I was just fucking clowning. Yeah. You know what I mean? I saw them in the end there, how they were having to... They were getting new levels of like what the final boss was doing. I'm like, damn, I never even saw that. Oh, okay. Yeah, murked him is right. Yeah, shotgun was big. I love the Requiem. Oh, my God. But, you see, my problem with it, I respected the Requiem so much, I never used it. That's the problem. You got to use it. You can't be afraid because all of a sudden. I was afraid. You're just saving bullets up, and it's like, for what? You know what I mean? It's like, you got to kite three zombies together in one line. Bang. All three of them at once. For sure. Super cool. Look at us tearing this up. We're credits. How about big baby fighting the addict? Oh, yeah. Like corridors running around. Didn't love it. Didn't love that. It was one of those, like, it did the thing where I shot him, got back up, and then, like, heard him go, oh, and Jen's like, oh, he's dead. I was like, oh, is he? And I went back, oh, yeah, he's dead. You know what I mean? Like, it was like, okay, like, I wasn't afraid of you there. I didn't really have to worry about you, so I wasn't paying too much attention to it. But they did a great job with this. All of Grace scenes here, just so scary in the first couple hours, for sure. Tall girl running around in the darkness, that was scary. What about the raccoons? You getting the collectibles? You know I was. I couldn't do it. Because you know why? I don't like when I have to shoot them. I don't want to waste a... Melee! Well, I think Grace doesn't have the melee. Or I wasn't carrying the knife around to do the melee. Okay. So, like, every time I would be Grace and I would see one, I'd have a real long conversation with myself of like, am I wasting this bullet on this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't want to waste a bullet on it. The Hawk says she does. Hold L1. I mean, not right now. Do you think you have to have a knife though, Hawk? Because I wasn't carrying knives that much. I definitely don't remember wasting ammo because I'm the same way. I wouldn't waste a bullet in this game. I hate wasting bullets. Hawk says, yeah, she's just got a melee. That's crazy. I never knew that. She was fighting for her life when I was playing her. Wish she should be. Yeah, fighting for her life. All right, we're also, like, speedrunning the game. How fast do you really think you can speedrun this game now, Greg? I don't think that fast. I'm not that kind of guy. Okay. Like, that first section I think I got through, I mean, even though it was embarrassingly easy, I got through just because that's my third or fourth time doing it, so it's like I don't have to think about it here. Here's where I'm going to have to start thinking, because I haven't played this in how many, you know, a week and a half now. I don't know. I know I gotta get a flashlight or am I lighter? I gotta get that little lighter somewhere There's an achievement for beating the game in less than four hours I think I saw Gene Park putting up in two and a half on social media so I think you could tear through this if you were moving I just feel like I was such a frequent saver as well That's not how I play the game Moving like that I got the moves like Jagger I got the moves like Jagger I'd be moving Oh, this was great. Go get that screwdriver. Oh, she's waiting for you. What a game, dude. So now the question becomes, what's next, Greg? Audience chat, I want to know, what do you want to see next from Resident Evil? What is Capcom's next move, whether it be your most desired remake for the next one? And then, of course, what is the next mainline Resident Evil? What do they do? Who do they go to? Where are they? Let us know, and let's have that conversation here in just a moment. Barrett, are you listening and watching? I am. Let's take a quick word from our sponsors. 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Welcome back everyone to our Resident Evil 9 spoiler stream where Mike and Greg talk with you, the community, the best friends all around the globe about your experience, our experience with Resident Evil Requiem. Thanks to our friends over at 5-Hour Energy for sponsoring today's stream. Type in X-Space Point Energy to learn all about the new flavors. Greg, we're back. And before we left for ads, I asked everybody, type in the chat, where do you want Capcom and Resident Evil to go next? And everybody said space. Space. Pragmata. No! I got him! It's Pragmata, baby. Now, somebody, who was I just with? Oh, I was over playing Magic. And the guy asked me, he said, is Resident Evil open world now? I said, well, there's some large areas. He goes, when are they going to make an open world Resident Evil? I'd like that. I said, interesting. They haven't done it. There's no Dead Rising open world, right? It's not a Dead Rising, a Dead Island open world. But they were like, you know what? I would be into a Resident Evil open world. I said, ooh. I feel like that's when they say they would be into. And then you would get it, and you would just lose the tension. You know what I mean? That would just become a different game where you aren't able to build the same suspense, the same terror, the same fear. Yeah. If I could just be like, oh, man, I'm underleveled for this, and run outside and run around like a goofball. I don't know. Goomba, yeah, yeah. Goomba. How about a large open area? Now, let's rewind. We can spoil. You have tested the open area in Outer Raccoon City. Yeah. What did you think of that section? would you want more from that? What if they made a maul? I like this. What is the meme, right? Small corridor. The meme is like, this is good, or this is great, but I like this. I feel this is a better horror-y, what I'm doing in Resident Evil section. And even to, well, I'm playing as great, so I'm scared. Even when it was more guns in RE2, or even RE4, where it's corridors, even though you're in a village, I think that worked better. The disappointment is not the right word. I guess weakest would be it. I would say that section in Outer Raccoon City running around in Leon was the weakest part of the game for me. Where it was like, I'm cool Leon and I have all these cool moves, so it's cool to kill zombies. And I like the addition of basically like an arcade game here, right? Like whack a zombie and get some points and you can use it. It's like, all right, cool. I like all of that. But then, yeah, just running around, it was like, okay, like I'm not enjoying this to a level where I'm like, this is. Justified everything that's going on. Yeah that one I didn love Outer Raccoon City If anything actually I disliked it Also the large spider we talk about that Put a pin in the large spider chat I want to go back to that Go do it right now I didn't like the spider. What did you like? I didn't like the large spider. That was a fun little throwback to what everything is. I mean, I guess. I don't know. I didn't like the large spider. I wanted zombies. But I did like the glass. I liked the windows. Yeah. They'd shoot out and they'd fall down the windows. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was pretty lit. They did a good job with that one for sure. I mean, I remember playing this at night. Oh. Big TV, freaking out. I want you to know, Greg, I exclusively played this game from the hours of midnight to 3 a.m. Yeah, Mike, you're a man. Everyone, and I'll tell you what, it added to the flavor of it all. That house was dead silent, lights off. I mean, when the little girls showed up, it was truly horrifying. It was true. Oh, wow. I thought you were going to do Superman. I thought I was. It's one of those. Like I said earlier when you're like, how fast can you marinate? I'm like, I don't even remember exactly what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm looking to see how fast you can get past the chef. Because I don't know if you saw Bless and Andy. No. Whoa. Yeah, they got their ass kicked. Right, right, right, right. That chef's question was crazy with those two. Yeah, I left the chef marinate a long time. Yeah. I didn't come at the chef for quite some time. Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah. It was just out of, like, you clearly saw you were supposed to slow push and pass it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, pushed it three times and then just made a bunch of noise. It's like, okay. Boys, what are we doing? But, yeah, I mean, the open area is an interesting conversation because I didn't like it. Yeah. And I hope that we don't go back to this. But I guess the other question is, like, how long does the tight corridor horror maze last, right, before you're like, okay, I've done seven hours of this. I need to spread. We need to spread out a little bit, you know, or can it be the whole game? Vushu says you can push past the chef without pushing. You can slip past the chef without pushing the cart. Oh, that's what I did. Is I, I let him live for a long time until I was like, all right, now I've got the weapon or whatever. Okay. I'm going to beat him. Yeah. Chris Senga, Chris Senga says, I killed the chef. and then he came back during the sniping sequence. I killed the chef as well because he gives you the key. But then, yeah, I'm going to chalk that up as there was a second chef, Chris, or maybe somebody else. There was a second shooter, Chris. Because I did kill the chef with Leon to get the key. So I don't know where that came from. That's the sous chef. Yeah, yeah. See, I'm trying to use the thing I did my first playthrough. Okay, yeah, yeah. When I didn't know the answer. So now I'm playing it. I'm like, wait, did I give her the old rope-a-dope in here first and then throw the thing out? Yeah, I am watching you. I'm interested in what you were doing there. Because when she drops down this first one, I ran backwards to the lights, which is a save room right next to you. Draws her over there. And then when I came into this room. See, I was here very much like she can't get. Yes, I was underneath this a lot. So it's like. Yeah. And you rope-a-dope her. You're going to come around. Yeah, two chefs, two giant babies, two girl monsters, even though the other one doesn't turn into a girl monster. Leon's shooting the little baby, and then at the end he was like, I didn't hear any vital signs. All right there, slap daddy. You lit that baby up. I don't know what you're talking about, Leon. Also, I say this as an unathletic fat man, but, man, Grace has got to run faster. Am I running or am I not running right now? I can't tell what I'm doing. And you know what? Talk to me. I want to flip her to third person. Oh, there you go. I haven't seen that. I did not. I only did it during the preview where I flipped back and forth. I played her first person the entire time. Yeah, me too. Yeah, just truly horrible. See, this is your run? You're running right now, Grace? She's just getting loose. Oh, what about Sherry? Yeah, that was cool. That one I had to look up because when... When Sherry first came, I was like, oh, snap, is that Baby Eagle from Resident Evil 4, the president's daughter? And then I had to look it up. I was like, oh, my God. That's Sherry, the baby girl from Resident Evil 2. Then in 6, that's crazy. Wait, she's the baby girl from Resident Evil 2? From Resident Evil 2, bro. I didn't know that. That's crazy, man. Oh, wow. Shout out to Sherry. Sherry. Sherry, baby. Sherry. They got a whole connected universe going on in this one. Damn. You love to see it. People ask about Ada Wong. The magic table was like, is Ada Wong in this? I was like, I won't tell you. She's not, though, right? But she's not. Yeah, yeah. They were looking for her. And I was like, I don't want to ruin it. You know what I mean? Perverts. That's what I am looking. You know what I mean? Sherry proves it's all about who you know Andy Cortez says. No love to Sherry for becoming the Oracle. Okay, you know, Grace. Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom in. Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. There's a bush. I got a machine hand. Andy, write that down. Never heard of bush before in my life either. He was married to Gwen Stefani for a little bit. Stop it. Really? Gavin... What the fuck do you think? Rossdale, is that right? Oh, there's nothing to hide behind. I got confused. A lot of great kills in this, too. I'm going to show them why they call us the greatest show on turf. Go, Ray. Oh, no. Big old chunk. Got a machine hand. Better than the rest. Green to the rain. Alright, alright, Grace. Bush concert in the rain. Oh, yeah, Glycerine. In the rain. Don't let the days go by. Glycerine. Yeah, that song, some kids used to sing that in karaoke. Real bad. Did he sing it in the rain? No, but he sucks. I was like, you got to stop this. So what's next? Because here's what I want, Greg. I'm going to be real with you. I want to go back to the mansion. I want them to take me all the way back now to like day one with all of this that they've done and improved in the graphics. Take me way back. Take me to the beginning. That's what I want now. I'm sure they'll make a remake of one of the earlier games that's close to that. But, like, I'm tempted to say the next main line for number 10. Take me all the way back. Take me back back. Take me back. Don't take us back. I'm a great savior. Oh, my God. I've never seen a fall over before. Me here. I'm impre... You're falling over and shit. It's at a point in my first playthrough where I hit here. Okay. Let her go around. This ain't the point. Okay. That ain't the point for what I was doing. I'm trying to remember what I did here. Can we talk about how hyped the Raccoon City title card was? All the title cards were sick. So control-esque. Yes. Every single one popped. I'm tempted to watch the movies. Oh, yeah? No lie. This got me so pumped up for Resident Evil. It's crazy. I've never seen her fall over before. Must be a third-person thing, maybe? Maybe, or I don't know what you're slipping on. I'm not fucking moving. You're slipping on doors and shit? Yeah, you're... That wasn't on me, I don't feel. Let's go back to this. Yeah. Don't watch the movies, Michael. There's a lot that I feel like I've missed. I watched all the live-action ones, but there's a new live-action one that I never saw that was on Hulu. Well, I was like, oh, I've never seen this one. That was 2021. Return to Raccoon City. Oh. And then I want to watch the CGI ones. I'm just going to have to tear through them all. Oh, man. Yeah. It's his problem for a speedrun. That's what I would say. It's like, how do you speedrun this? You're just going to bump into things. Yeah. That's the only way to speedrun this. Oh, I'm just bumping into people. That's not how I play. I'm not bumping into people. I'm ducking and dodging you. diving and dipping on you what have we missed out on our spoiler talk Greg why the spiders? you just don't like the big spider? I just didn't like the spider I mean I think in a world of zombies I didn't need a giant spider I would have preferred some other sort of crazy monster to be in there where did the spider come from? what am I unaware of? is that a monster? I mean yeah it's just you know they got exposed to the T-virus and it made it bigger yeah I just didn't know I didn't know if people were like oh no the Spider's like an important part of it all. But when I saw the cobwebs, I was like, oh, shucks. You know what they're building to. There's going to be a spider. There's going to be a giant spider. Right. Spiders are from Resident Evil 1. See, that's the one. Okay. Didn't know that. I'm also a liquor guy. Love that they brought those back. Love that yeah, that was those are the most that was one of my favorite sections like whoo that was crazy Spider was kicking my ass until I found out the layout of the arena. Yeah, that's a good call You gotta you gotta go everywhere on that is right No, Resident Evil 1 is the only one I've missed so far. And like a code Veronica. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. See, Andy writes all this to get us jealous, but it's like he's not going to a basketball game in the box. What did he write? He just got pie punks and walked on the Tretty for an hour Doesn't sound very sick to me Wow Wow calls me that It's an indie I mean whatever you need brother just don't take advantage of the situation Don't put me out like that Andy Never put you out You'd never do this movie. Never, Craig. I'll die on the stream for content. Thank you. Can we air it when you do? Just like me? Exactly. You know the rule. Get the views. Get the clicks. You're dead no matter what. Might as well take it. Exactly. Get these clicks. What else are we missing? Big Z? You like Z? No. So you got a clone of... Wesker. He's all Wesker, right? That's what it's... Man, he looks sexy as can be though. He was ducking and dodging bullets. I thought he was sick of it. Yeah, you take the bite. Take the bite. Take the bite. No, Chad, I've played Claire and Leon's now. But on two saves, so I'm not getting the second half of it that you're supposed to get. It's an absolute nightmare. Ah, they see. Use that door to your advantage. Hit that hole. It's a fall, I guess. Or maybe she hit me. I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't know. God knows if I'm running or not because she runs so slowly. Oh, yeah. I hit that. Boom. You got to play it your way. You know what I mean? You play it your way. I tried to come in here. I tried to be, you wanted me to go fast and furious. I didn't want to pass. I thought you got close. I ran past where I need to go with a screwdriver that didn't. Oh, you ran right past that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still in the light, so it's like. Yeah, you're good. And the light's right there. She's not going to cut you off. Come get me, you coward. Coward girl. I'll tell you what. If I'm a nine-foot-tall demon girl and, like, just a little bit of light's going to burn my skin, I'm still getting through it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to let that stop. No, you can't let that stop you. I'm going to get through it. I'm going to rip your face off. Put in your big girl pants and you got to stop. Exactly. Oh, when Mr. X, Tom Brady's that missile at you, it's pretty amazing. I'm like, what? That was so cool. That was so cool. Or the helicopter. What a place to come back. I was like, get that helicopter up in the sky, man. Let's get this thing going. I was like, I don't trust this man at all. I know. Hey, oh my guy told me to sit here. I'm like, I don't trust you, sir. I don't know who you are, sir Yes, I don't like you sir How about this monster turning into awkward boo, though. Yeah, what about it? Yeah, it didn't allow her. I just don't think it looked good. Did the fact that the girls were clones of Grace throw you? Did you expect that? As soon as I met Emily and I was like, you look just like me. Yeah, okay. Grace has such interesting white hair and you have the exact white hair. I'm like, clearly, I guess her being normal was like, okay, I didn't see that coming. Okay. But her being the clone, no. Yeah, I guess I just didn't click that she was the OG. I just thought they were all clones, so that's where I kind of went to. It's like, oh, they're just all a batch of girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glycerine. Andy, can you play Glycerine on the guitar? Let me know. Now, Matthew O'Donoghue says, again, the girls aren't clones of Grace. They predate her. So the clones are already being made. He adopted Grace and Grace is just in the clone mix. And she looks exactly like the other girls? That's what Matthew O'Donoghue said. That's dumb, Matthew. That's not true. That can't be true. That's stupid. Oh, yeah. Rolling up. I think I'm going to get a second opinion, he says to her. This poor lady. This poor lady is the only normal person in the whole entire building. Yeah. She gets it. You notice that? She gets it. She gets it, this poor lady. Who the hell is paying this? I just started working here a month ago. It's like Fallout, the TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I joined this a week ago. I don't know anything. How about when you get out into the courtyard? You go left to the helicopter in the mini house, but there was something to the right, never explored over there. I don't think it was like a large area, but it felt like, oh, this courtyard's gonna be big. And the moment you go left, you kinda just get baited in the left and you stay there But there was a right side I guess that just like never where I looked at it at all Follow me please That where the helicopter crash is okay Small courtyard, small courtyard, okay. She's a normal girl Spencer took as a toad. Who looked exactly like the clones. Okay. Wow. Dumb. Okay. But isn't she special? because she got bit. She wasn't special. That was her whole thing. She wasn't special. Yeah, but she got bit. Nah, they play fast and loose with the T-shirts. Fast and loose with the T? They say whatever. You having fun, enjoy it. Like me with the big O. I'm zempic. Take a shot whenever I want it. Is that what you're doing? Absolutely. Like, sometimes I take it, sometimes I don't. You know, once a month. You're a psycho. Love you. Now, you know what you do? You come in here, you sell back the shitty shotgun. I don't need this fucking thing anymore. I'm not using that. I got the cool. Give me that one. Give me the tack shotgun. Yeah, I'm in that. The tatty, they call it. The tatty daddy, dude. That thing rocks, man. You go right for the power. You're like, give me all the power. Oh, look, and now you can triple power up that one. This thing is going to be killing people. Dang, that thing is going to pop off. Yeah, go ahead and put the firepower on there. Yeah. Yeah, now we're cooking. You come over here. You say, yeah, you know what? Can you give me some shells? Give me the shells. Yeah. Yeah. Take off. Yeah, yeah. And just go. He looks good in this uniform. Oh. I don't know. The jacket's pretty lit, though. I like to change the pace. Yeah, a little change. Variety's the spice of life. He looks kind of like tight, though, in this. Because now you can see his shoulders a little more clear. He just looks like he's a tight dude. It's like, loosen up a little bit, Leon. He is loose. You've seen him. Loosen up a little bit. Let those shoulders drop a little bit. Please, wait here. Wearing elbow pads and stuff? I'm not wearing elbow pads. Yeah, I don't see that happening. Now, knee pads I'll wear. Okay. Kneepads, I'll rock. Why? Because I find myself, I'm going to take a dive, you know what I mean? Oh, okay. If I was getting after it. Oh, sure, sure, sure. You're doing the dodge rolls out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm going to get after it, I'm going to probably go knee pads. Elbow pads, maybe too much. But I guess you could shove it into a zombie's mouth, you know what I mean? What did Rick wear back in the day? Nothing? Rick? Walking Dead. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, no, he's had that big gun. He was held like this. Big. Remember that? Yeah. Shane What if we get a Capcom Resident Evil team crossover With the Walking Dead Let them cook up a little bit in that universe I don't need that we don't need that Just let them stick with it It's not Fortnite I don't need everybody all in one place What's going on Shout out to her for coming to tell him we gotta go Yeah exactly But also, fuck her for not having any situational awareness. No awareness. And then even this. Her Madden rate. You come up, you look like that, Mike. It's a boot to your fucking sternum. And then you have a chainsaw. Oh, you didn't notice he had a chainsaw? That's situational awareness, Greg. You got to read the whole entire body. You can't just be looking at the eyes. No. You got to read the whole scene. There you go. Leon's got it. You know? You're doing John with Gunn stuff already? I think I want to say an opinion. Now, is there a dodge? There's no, like, that kind of movement, right? This fucking thing. This thing. You know what I mean? This fucking thing. You don't give me a spark. Calm down. Calm down. Let me grab you. And then it comes at you. It's got its own fucking... I know. It's got its own mind. What's up with that? Settle down. Too many times have I tried to reach for that and had to battle it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There you go. Couldn't see that in Japan. I can't We gotta get footage of that I can't imagine what this season is Shuhei Yoshida's playing at home going, what the fuck am I looking at? And that's the way to treat Shu, Japan No, no, don't treat him like that Kind of funny Kind of funny interview reference in a big I know, right? That was cool Yeah, Evan Yong resurfaced his Breakout video he did of it And I was like, oh, that's cool And then I read Jason C today and I was like, whoa I didn't even know we were in there Shout out to Andy and Bless knowing about this story for months, sometimes years, they said. Didn't tell me once. They knew about what? That Miyazaki wasn't going to let Sony do it. And I'm over here just looking like a dummy, like, Sony, let's do it. You know what I mean? Did they know about it from listening to my interview? Maybe. Maybe. What a joy is part of the game with the shock, man. Oh, my God. That's actually pretty lit. You're the baddest motherfucker alive. Yeah, yeah, you're a bad man. Come on. You want it? You want it? You want it? Oh, Andy says, no, I knew before you were in here. No, that doesn't sound right. Wow, Andy. Andy, I don't think that's right. You're not going to share this information with us? Keep us in the know? I mean, he didn't come to work today, so that's why. That's why. He's probably going to tell us on one day he just didn't come to work. That's crazy. I want to stream on twitch.tv slash Andy Cortez. That's what I want. I'm going to sell my merch. I'm going to sell my awesome merch. I didn't give it to you. I'm not going to have my awesome merch. Not give me more merch. Amazing logo that Greg loves wearing. Just great words that everyone should support. FinishRifle.com. I could take some more. Starting it out there. Thanks a lot. Next herb. Andy says he definitely told you, but then he says LOL, so he probably didn't tell you. Yeah, he didn't tell me. If he says LOL like that, you know it. He doesn't share the cool stuff with me. He only shares it with Alana and Ray. Oh, my God. His cool friends. All the time. Me and Nick banished to the Shadow Realm. You know. Toxic Commando? You want to play that with you, me, Andy, and Nick? I'm good. Really? Pocopia. I want to play Pocopia with you. Don't you start with me. If you cut me out of your fucking server. Pocopia on Friday, we're doing this. If you cut me out of the server. I like that I call it Pocetopia. I mean. Pocopia. I like Pocetopia more, though. Why? Because it has Poke for Pokemon and Topia. Why are we calling it Pocopia? Well. It sounds like Cornacopia. Oh, for Pokemon, and then Copia for Utopia. So, Opia for Utopia. This shit's going to be so much fun, Greg. I'm jealous of you. Do not cut me out. I am jealous of you and Joey. Do not cut me out. This Friday, we play it. Well, no, Friday, I've got to do some other fucking filming of some other dumb show. What? Yeah, you guys were there on the schedule. We got to do some. I think it's a showdown or some shit. I don't know. Oh. But I can do for like an hour, and then I can go do that and be like, yeah, yucky yuck, I won again. I'm awesome. And then come back. Yuckity yuck. You know what I mean? Ha ha. Tim sucks. What do we got? What do we got? I don't know. I'm having too much fun with you. How about Big Z or Big V? Can we talk about him, Victor? Medicine. Ah, yeah. Medicine. He was great. A little bit of Hannibal Lecter. A little Buffalo Bob or whatever. Scary Splinter Cell mask. Yeah. Standing at a solid 8'6". I was waiting for us to go behind the mask. some cut scene or whatever where it would be like we'd get the night vision goggles as he chases from there. Yeah, I liked Victor. I think that was pretty good. No key? Well, I remember... It's simple. I chainsawed through the door over here. I came in here, but I didn't leave with a key. There's got to be something. Yeah, something deep in there. Somebody's got something in their bed. Climb in their bed. I didn't go in this room probably. I got up there to see. See, now you're following Grace's steps. Look at that. Remember when that was there? Not anymore because I got it. Don't worry about everybody. If you're a raccoon, I'll find you. And so now in New Game Plus, those carry over so you don't have to re-kill them all. Correct. You only find the ones you missed, which I'll tell you, that sound is going to haunt my dreams. Because I know I can. I hear you. I'm looking for you. There's a couple I couldn't find. Oh, wow. I was like, wow, you got me. Where the hell are you? You know what I mean? Did you hunt for them all? I didn't hunt, but I did really well. Okay. I forget what my count is. Oh, you think there's numbers here? There are, yeah, because when I got it, it definitely set. Maybe it's under challenges. Incomplete. There you go. No. Yeah, so I got 14 of 25. 14 of 25. I wasn't really crazy looking for them. I wonder what my number is. Probably under 10. I bet you I'm like nine. Corey says, I really wish they hadn't shown the return of RPD in the trailer. That would have been a big reveal. That was when I was playing it and that happened. I mean, granted, I knew it was going to happen. But, like, walking in, that's when I was like, oh, man. This is for Tim, even though Tim's a Metal Gear fan, not taking it away from that. I was like, this must be, like, Metal Gear 4 for him. Where when I was playing Metal Gear 4 and they're like, we've got to go back to Shadow Moses. I was like flipping the stick out. Yeah, yeah. That looked really cool all run down and stuff. Walking through it all destroyed. Yeah, it was wicked. And I love that you went to both sides. You were piecing together some of your old puzzles that you remembered. Yeah. So good, so good. A couple of the things I couldn't find. They were like, find me here. And it was like the American flag and underneath it was a circle. I was like, I don't know where that is, my guy. and there was another one with the giant chalkboard? I didn't know where that was. I had no idea. I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't see that. Spit it out, Grace. You work for the FBI. Freeze, FBI, on the ground. I didn't even have it like that. But now she might have it in the sequel. She better. But that's the way. Oh, see there. I wanted more of that. That was lit. I thought we could get more of that. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I forgot about that. Lurking in the shadows, Victor. Yeah, I wish Oh, he killed my baby Oh, sucks He was just working for the big guy Working for the boss Working for the big man Working for Jordan Midler And she says, here, take this gun This gun would rip her arm off Yeah Dislocate his shoulder That thing would be flying the other way Take this He's so cool He's so cool. He might need it. Go. Chat, now is your time before we end this stream as we start to ramp it down. What did we miss in the spoiler conversations? Don't forget that this has been a fun spoiler stream all about Resident Evil 9. Thanks to our friends over at 5-Hour Energy for sponsoring us with their three new flavors like Cotton Fetti Craze. Confetti Craze. I was going to let you go. You're saying cotton candy. and confetti together. You got the birthday cake. Thank you. I appreciate that. Mike, talk about Hunkmore. That was the one-on-one fight. I call him Tofu. Yeah, he was cool. I mean, he was cool. Yeah, for sure. Nice little small fight. I appreciate that. Nothing too crazy. Was there a post-credit scene? Yeah, but it was what, Grace on the phone? Oh, and she had the photo with the baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for her. She's got a baby now. Five-year-old, seven-year-old. You go to the grocery store, all of a sudden I'm coming home with a dog. You never know. Good for you, you know what I mean? Good for you. Crazier things have happened, everybody. Oh, the flashback of the daughter and the dad from Resident Evil 2. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was tough. That was tough to watch, man. Oh, man. That was crazy. Oh, close the door. This is where, in the review, I talked about it being a roguelite for me, and this is what I was talking about, where I would go in this room, save and then run out and do some stuff come back save a lot of saving I think we talked about almost everything I was pretty impressed I loved the game I'm going to think about the game I can't wait for more that's what I was going to say that's the problem I'm so into these games now I'm really into it that I can't keep watching the trailers because they be spoiling way too much way too much I know we got to sell and market this game but there are so many good moments that they're just giving away in the trailer. You got to cut that, you know what I mean? I agree. Stop doing that, y'all. Nobody wants to hold back anymore, you know? Thoughts on the plant in the canyon? The plant's the plant, you know what I mean? I'm fighting Poison Ivy. Like I said, I didn't love Outer Raccoon City. Didn't love that part of it. Definitely felt like here's some bloat to slow you down a little bit. I didn't need it. I did appreciate here's the wristband playing like an arcade video game. That was cool. I think it's such a great way, an almost understated way of setting it up. So, like, hey, if you're not paying attention, here's why you don't need. You can play Leon as an action game. Yeah. Don't save your ammo. You know what I mean? You can get out there. You can have fun. We're going to give you some stuff. Kill them. Don't run past them. I did wish on a couple of the boxes they would sell more ammo. Some of the boxes, like, didn't sell ammo. Or you buy it all. It's like, no, no. Just, like, give me as much ammo as I got. Because I'm killing so many, I've already upgraded all the guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What am I going to do here? You know what I mean? Hook me up a little bit. Agreed. Hook me up. This little girl was terrifying. Nah, she was nice. Little girl was terrifying. I mean, if they dress you like a Victorian doll, you know you're going to be bad news. Terrifying. That's right. The motorcycle scene was dope. Greg loved that one. We brought that one up early. That's right. I think we went through the whole video game. We did, man. We lived it. It's just so good. It is so freaking good. It's unbelievable. There's the hole in the wall. Okay. Well, with that, Kind of Funny Best friends, this has been Mike and Greg for your Monday afternoon stream. We are kick-starting another week of Kind of Funny content. And guess what? Another month of Kind of Funny content, which means there's going to be so much coming at you from Daily Greg Ways, a brand-new Patreon-exclusive item. It's great. If you haven't gone see it, it's great. Go check out this Patreon-exclusive item. It is awesome. It is great. from the creator of Feline Forensics. Can I get in my bag and remember the name? Eric. Eric. 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