Italia, Y'all!: Thursday, February 12th, 2026

Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Thursday. That It feels like a Friday. It really feels like a Friday. In the sense that I don't think that we should work tomorrow. Yes, I agree. I just feel like there's so much happening today. It's like a very celebratory day. And tomorrow just feels like... Like extra. And we have a long weekend because it's the weekend of the president. Oh my God, I forgot that it's a bank holiday on Monday. And of course we will be honoring it. Of course, we would never not honor our presidents, our banks. It's such an important historical day. Yeah. Maybe we should take a trip to Mount Rushmore. Maybe we should take off Tuesday, too. Just to be like really. Respect. Honoring. Yeah. Very Charlie Puth of us. And maybe Friday, the Friday before. But we didn't. And we're doing a show tomorrow. Just one day. And it's enough. It's also like tomorrow is Hara's birthday. Hara's fourth birthday. So I'm already like thinking of tomorrow as like a fun celebration day. And it's just getting like weekend. Right. Yeah. It's a freaking weekend. But it is Thursday. And that's OK. And it is what it is. it is what it is till it ain't anymore are those real lyrics what do you mean like you think i just made that up no i'm just want to confirm yeah it's a casey musgrave song so take it up with casey i love her but that's i know i'm not too great and like it is what it is till it ain't anymore like it's not and i believe that's from the pageant material album her um her greatest for yeah it's just funny you know that everybody's out here thinking they know casey musgraves because they listened to golden hour and then dropped off um but i've been knowing her and i will take credit and i know you're going to argue with me on this but historically in the family like i introduced everyone to casey musgraves when merry-go-round came out um anything you want to say to that so i'm not going to agree with you wholeheartedly but i'm not going to dispute you I remember where we were. I don't remember how I, like, I don't have a conflicting tale. I just, I don't remember it being you. But if it's you, it's you. I also introduced the family to Luke Combs, but nobody wants to give me credit for that. See, that one, like, I will dispute you on this. So when we hosted the CMA Red Carpet for the first time, he had just released When It Rains and Pours. And I was telling you guys about this, like, cutie little redhead who had a song. And it was, like, making you a redhead. That's how you think of him? Is he not? I don't think of him as a redhead. Like when I think of like, well, he's always like a hat. Redheads throughout history. Oh, Luke Holmes is one of you. You don't know that? I never thought of it. Am I just like making stuff up? No, I guess. This is like when when Taylor Strecker came on the podcast and was like Julia Roberts, like famous redhead. And I said, what the fuck are you talking about? What hair color would you consider Luke Holmes? No, let me just look like a picture of him. But he's one of those like brunettes that has like red. No, he's more than that. He's red. You don't think he's a brunette? Oh. luke hans's hair color is generally considered dark brown okay he has a fully red beard i don't know what chat gbt is talking about i'm right he's a redhead that's so funny what do you consider like look at the photos what do you say he's not yes but he's not he has a fully red beard but look at his hair he said red head okay look at that second picture on google from that's from the this one no no top that's from the one he's wearing a hat so you can't see his hair color you see his fully red beard no but there are men who have brown hair and red beards and they're not considered redheads there are men who have brown hair and like red ish beards his beard is the same color as your hair but they are not considered redheads i don't care what is considered what i'm sorry this is my community and like i think i speak for everyone i say like we we i would love to like include him it's your what it's my community i would love like if he wants to be considered redhead like i would let him in no problem who comes what do you consider yourself i'll have to compare with shannon we sort of are like the council women you are the voltori whenever something happens like in the redhead world and there are things stuff happens and i know stuff happens because like shannon and i discuss okay like what's the most recent thing you guys discussed at a voltory meeting oh at a redheads meeting let me search my phone you know last night was twilight themed tonight on mass singer oh we need to talk about who got eliminated i know billy ray was oh sorry spoiler alert was eliminated on last night's episode i think everybody pretty much guess that and the thing is i need to keep tuning in because i have to fucking find out who picasso is what my conversation with shannon i'm just searched redhead in my phone so here here's what comes up between me and shannon me yes it's more painful for fairer skin and then everything hurts more for redheads she goes i hope just assume redheads have shit end of the stick anyways i said it's harder and more painful for redheads you know that right your favorite statistic she said such redhead things so that's so you weren't really talking about major current events at the most recent no but i think when we were like both experiencing childbirth like there are things to know as a redhead and that was in the fall so what's the biggest drama in the redhead community like like what it's well like you know when a famous redhead dyes her hair or when somebody tries to join no i don't when somebody tries to join not a big deal everybody's always like dyeing their hair a famous redhead dyeing their hair is drama in the red that's like so crazy to me um hurt your feelings no no i just can't understand it yeah it might be like how i feel or felt like when a fellow fat person like decided to lose weight perhaps like being left behind like what you don't love us anymore perhaps um and then also sometimes like there's a couple like iconic redheads that shannon and i like feel like we like keep tabs on you know okay who um Madeline Petsch no who are famous redheads like Julia Roberts of course but like not not even like we have Isla Fisher Amy yeah of course of course the classic classic but I believe one of Amy Adams is not a real redhead one of them isn't but do you care like are you like an authenticator no you know what it's like it's if you've got if I never knew yeah then then you're a redhead you're and you're the elk of a redhead because there are also people who are like the elk of redheads where it's like like jacy marie but she's not but she's not but i consider her a redhead okay that's very big of you that can very um you welcome everyone with open arms i do i love that and she like it does such justice for the community she makes it so cool okay so yeah shannon and i have to get together for our quarterly redhead review so we're watching olympics last night okay um so much going on is anyone familiar what the hell is his name jason we were talking about breastfeeding that's but I was talking about painful for redheads. Got it. Jason Stolls, Justin Stolls. Oh my God. I only know. Stool drum. Of course. And Utah. So he's a speed skater and he won gold last night for America. And they were just telling the story. It was literally ice princess. So he grew up in like very, very rural Wisconsin. And, you know, I watch things now, like as a parent, like I'm always looking at his mother, right. And grew up in very rural Wisconsin on a pond and, you know, tail as old as time, the pond froze. And him and his siblings were like, what should we do? And they literally made like a rink. and he um just fell in love with speed skating he lived 40 miles from the nearest facility he was like training in this basement his parents drove him every day 40 miles 40 miles and then like watching him win gold I was literally crying for the mom like she must be so proud he was so cute like you know when they give them a pack all of this is they air it in prime time but it all happened already but I try not to spoil anything for myself yeah so you know when they're like airing the package that he definitely like did good you know so I was like I was getting hyped yeah i'm so on to peacock by the way like i know them and they just waste so much of the coverage like i put on the coverage and like why am i watching a men's hockey game of two countries that aren't even like it wasn't america but it wasn't like big ones either like i'm like girl get out of here but you know there's they've got to cover there's so many things to cover who were the teams playing maybe they are like really good teams that will end up in the finals i don't know but it was annoying it wasn't like the big hockey team no it wasn't like rush ever's canada what's that game? Miracle. It wasn't political. It wasn't political. It was like Sweden, you know, like someone like literally neutral. Oh, no. Switzerland? Both? They both are so lovely. And neutral. And neutral. Yeah. Which I just want to say. That's you. Switzerland ate down with that neutrality thing. Like. Yeah, I feel that. Sometimes you just don't want to get involved. Yeah. It's like this is not literally this is not my point. But sometimes don't you feel called? Yeah, of course. I think Switzerland famously turned their Jews away when they were, like, escaping. For sure. So much for not getting involved. It's an imperfect system, okay? It's an imperfect system, of course. What else can I tell you guys about before we dive in? Actually, the stories are, like, really. There are a lot of stories today. I know. And I've, like, personally fallen down the rabbit hole about the Casey Wasserman thing, which I'm sure we're going to be talking about. I have started to enter, like, Epstein reels. Like, I'm getting a lot, like, of Epstein content from the files. And it's not a good place to be. I don't know if I said this on the podcast, but I was talking to you about it. There was I was so annoyed. I was reading this like thing, a carousel on Instagram. And then Ruby woke up from his nap and I like lost the carousel forever. But it was all the Bravo Leberties, Bravo adjacent people mentioned in the Epstein files. Now, almost all of them. It was fairly innocuous, like nothing really. None of them met Epstein. Nothing like associated or an accomplice. But like some guy was emailing Jeffrey about how he had dinner last night and met a guy named Whitney who's putting together a show called Sarina. Sounded amazing. Yeah, about like, you know, Russian princesses living in New York. So Whitney never met Epstein. The only one who's like involved in a way that's like a little close is Carol. Radswell. Also Annabelle from Ladies of London. Annabelle from Ladies of London, who now like it's so easy. She's passed. She has passed. And now it's easy to look back on like her death as being. but she was like asking jeffrey for money she was like um like he was like an investor like really weird yeah and talking a lot about girls like young girls yeah her emails were bad her emails were bad i would put her in maricio umanski was in there but like so on a huge list of business yeah like here are a bunch of business people whose net worth like it was so unfair like it's not maricio's not napstein files caroline stanbury was in there in a way that i did not think was suspicious me neither but i but it was also like without context it's hard to understand but like they were just talking about her yeah it's also crazy how like frequently these people who were doing like really bad things were emailing like why don't you just call them like yeah but one i think they thought they could get away forever because they did and they were and they still like they still right no one's gone like even like the names who you know are like the names the obvious ones who are west lexner lex westner less wexner yeah yeah nothing bill gates no no literally everyone like and i think that and it's like i was watching an interview with his ex-wife and she was asked about it melinda uh-huh and it's like no one's being asked about it except melinda like no and like she's not even denying it really like she was just like it brings up a lot of painful memories i didn't see that yeah she was with npr yikes yeah like okay and then he's just gonna go talk somewhere and tell us what to do right that's so crazy no it's really that it's very upsetting yeah but the the amount of people like just and so sorry all back to the Wasserman thing which I started seeing some things about on TikTok a couple of days ago but it's only recently become more of a big story because some bigger names are talking about it which we'll get into and then of course so sad James Van Der Beek so is that a story yes it is um like really like so upsetting sometimes a celebrity death like just hits you sideways yeah so lots to discuss today lots of what are the other stories stories um i have like one fun olympic story of like just like an olympic fun fact of a crazy thing that's happening okay and you didn't know that was happening so i like to add one of those a day okay um well if i tell you all of them right now like doesn't that spoil the fun yeah but like sometimes it's nice to know what you're getting into okay like a little teaser a little teaser okay i'm gonna make it like super teasy okay um new face of skims a hot bombshell has entered the skims campaign okay oh speaking of bombshells i don't know if you saw big news iris and tj who by the way are still together iris got her lip filler dissolved iris i love when and i say this as somebody who got lip filler two weeks ago i love when girls get their lip filler dissolved i feel like it's a real coming of age story but do you feel like getting lip filler and then getting it dissolved you don't look like the same person who never got it all like you always leave a little bit it's like kind of like the best the best way to do lip fillers to have lip filler and get it dissolved a thousand percent because you still leave a little bit in there yeah and you have like this new puffed up shape you're not like the person that you were before you got them no but i feel like we all remember where we were and brielle weerman got her lip filler dissolved like it was a cultural reset kylie brooks nader just did it like yeah it's such a like bigger lips than when they started of course and that's the whole point yeah but i feel like the the look now is get filler and dissolve it not just iris looks amazing not just skip it entirely oh no no no iris looks amazing oh i have to see yeah so do you feel like we could dive in i i don't know except that like i actually am so um like i'm kind of becoming like a like a moisture queen so by the way my hands and my um 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If you want clearer insights into your health, that's forhers.com to schedule your labs today, f-o-r-h-e-r-s.com all right let's dive into the stories okay our first story is some sad news as the aforementioned james van der beek star of dawson's creek has passed away at the age of 48 so james van der beek was diagnosed with colorectal cancer in 2023 and made his diagnosis public in 2024 yesterday his family shared the news with the statement on instagram saying our beloved james david van der beek passed peacefully this morning he met his final days with courage faith and grace there's so much to share regarding his wishes love for humanity and the sacredness of time those days will come for now we ask for a peaceful privacy as we grieve our loving husband father son brother and friend sob i'm like so upset so he has five kids six six kids um i think every like we haven't like seen him publicly a lot since he announced his diagnosis and every time we saw him like he looked you know like he was withering away so i don't think it's like a huge surprise but it's so sad i don't know like i don't watch dawson's creek so that's not how i came to james vanderbeek i think a lot of people came to him to dawson's creek i came to him to don't trust the bee um he was which i want to say is his greatest work like i know i agree i know he's like known for dawson but like him and don't trust the bee if you haven't ever seen it treat first of all it's an amazing show and like he plays himself and it's just comedy gold yeah and then a lot of people came to him um on dancing with the stars he was like so popular so really just like an America sweetheart this is so sad I saw Becca Tobin today shared um they started a GoFundMe for his family because he has six kids and you know leaving behind a wife to to take care of all that and it had reached like over a million dollars and so many celebrities donated which obviously like I'm obnoxious and I wanted to see and so I think like yeah because also um apparently he like does he wasn't like making money from Dawson's Creek like he's not making the money that you would think that he would make oh he was on a show that's like you know syndicated right and was has a million seasons like you would think it's like mailbox money and like they are not in that sort of position so as of this morning it's 1.4 million dollars and then the people who donated um jonathan chu that's john m wicked right 10 000 um guy o siri 10 000 um i don't know a lot of other people donate 10 000 but i don't know that i'm only saying the people that i know um and then i anonymous too a bunch of anonymous a bunch of people whose name um names i don't know and then i saw zoe selton and donated twenty five hundred dollars a month and it says there's like a green thing that says monthly oh wow like every month um the celebrities like are getting flack for not donating enough and you know posting about it's like well why don't you give it um all that to say there's now over a million dollars and she's like now a single mom of six kids so i'm not i'm not gonna clown on the celebrities yeah in this moment no not today no it's very nice that everyone's doing that and i think he's someone who's just like beloved period i know everybody loves him not like see him in person i remember i saw yeah when we were in la i hadn't margo and i were really excited i hadn't watched don't trust the b yet so you guys chase him down the street and i and he was nice yeah um no because our behavior was off like elected like an animal no no no like we chased him down the street like you said he was with his family and like he just wasn't interested in like being a celebrity yeah and i don't hold it against him no of course you know as i've like grown up like i can realize you We're in the wrong. Like that he didn't owe me anything. A thousand percent. No, and I feel like. And it doesn't change how I feel about him. If anything, I'm just like, okay, so he's more interested in being a father than like being a celebrity. Go off, King. Go off. I completely agree. Like such an upsetting way for this story to have ended. And just like sad, really sad. Yeah. I feel really sad for his wife. Me too. And his children. I know. They're so cute. They have like this troop. Are they all girls? No, but they're all like platinum blonde. Yeah, they all look like him. They look like the Von Trapp family. Like so cute. Yeah. Really sad. Really sad. Are you ready for our next story? The teaser that I mentioned. New face of Skims. Oh, yeah. I didn't see this. I did. Kylie Jenner strips down for a new Skims underwear campaign. So like Skims did the most yesterday. Yep. Announcing like new everyday cotton collection for Skims. Like Kim posted like a little behind the scenes vlog. She's trying out her content creation. And Kylie. She's been doing that on TikTok too. kylie is like the new face of this new collection so it seems as though in the last like month kylie decided to show up for work like she also did a lemmy campaign right um and i feel like she's been like all the sisters like do each other stuff every once in a while but like not really kylie yeah and i feel like maybe they had to talk with her or something because now she's like done two hmm interesting maybe she like wants another plane you know maybe she's hustling i I feel like that's how she gets another plane by like doing campaigns for her sisters. I feel like you take like the day rate. Maybe she needs them to like watch her kids or something so she can go on and share with Kimmy. She needs something from her sisters. And that's why she's now done two campaigns. What would make Margot do something like. She is Margot. And that I guess like, I don't know, like what, but Kylie's in a unique position where she doesn't really need anything. No, she doesn't. And like, she doesn't need to use them for clout. She's like more interesting and famous than she's ever been. I feel like with the Skims thing, like she could just also have wanted like a bombshell campaign. This is like very good PR for Kylie and her body. Yeah, it's good PR for Kylie and her looks and her ability. I don't know what she got out of the Lemmy thing. Her, I think it was a Kylie Cosmetics thing, though. Was it? I think so. And that's like, you know, they need relevant, like they need to like stay up. Not saying they're irrelevant. They need to stay up in the culture. Oh, so Lemmy. What was it, like a beauty gummy? Kylie Cosmetics, you're right, a skin one. Speaking of, actually, it's not the craziest thing this morning. I saw the craziest ad for Lemmy today with the influencer Michaela My favorite influencer to hear about from you She did Lemmy Purr which is the sexy one How'd she say it? Once you hear what she says you're not going to care Can you play it? I have an embarrassing confession and if you're my grandma or my mom and I know you watch my videos if you could just scroll on this one that would be great I have never been eaten out. I know. When I first told my friends this, their jaws dropped. I'm going to tell you why. I am so terrified that I'm going to taste like shit. I'm just being honest. But in the new year, I'm trying new things, okay? And when I saw Lemmy Purr was viral, this is a vaginal probiotic gummy. They are not paying her enough. I don't know what they paid her, but it's not enough. Mind you, she's married. Is that viral? I mean it has I'm in shock when is this video even from I didn't know I thought it was just gonna be like the way that she said it okay it has three and a half million views which for her is not like the video surrounding it have two million five million eight million two million one million um so it's a very high performing ad okay this is from two weeks ago I don't know how I'm just seeing it the comments no amount of money would make me say this somebody being like But you have a husband. The other one, you couldn't torture this information out of me. Somebody else. The rent could not have been this high. Yeah. I just was shocked. It's not breaking news because I guess it's a two-week-old video. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Maybe she wants a plane. Would you do it for a plane? No. There are a lot of things that I would do for money. um actually i have a campaign coming up that you guys are going to know exactly what i'm talking about okay it's like very much like lisa rena doing depends like i'm very lisa rena like that like i'm a hustler i do draw the line at certain things and i actually like you couldn't have paid me to make a video like that no but shout out to lemmy she also could have like done a video for like that wasn't like she doesn't be so honest no and she yeah sorry how did we get here oh let me yeah it just reminded me i saw it this morning i was like it was one of the first things i saw when I woke up and I was like wow okay we're going there no well think about Michaela Naguera she will always be famous like yeah she knows what she's doing wow wow well Kylie's the new face of Skims his pictures are insane oh Timothy is just like she's seriously never looked better she looks drop dead gorgeous this is like a modern version of becoming a Victoria's Secret angel which like if Victoria's Secret was what it was, like Kylie would have been one, you know? Yeah. So yeah, I can understand her doing this. I don't understand her doing the let me thing, but I'm just saying they had a family talk. Like that was what I, that's how I interpreted this collaboration. Well, I like it. I like when Kylie's with her sister. I like when they all do their other, like they don't do it. Oh, oh my God. I saw this video. I think I sent it to you about Chloe, about good America. And it's not confirmed or whatever. It was just like purely conjecture, but it seems like she's not involved with good American anymore. Yeah. She hasn't posted for Good American in like months. She posts mostly like Fabletics ads now. She's very involved. Which is a direct competitor. Good American recently launched at leisure. Right. Like the followings, like people unfollowed each other. Yeah. The Emma Greed of it all. Like can somebody with insider knowledge let me know what is Khloe Kardashian's involvement in Good American? It seems very limited at the moment. Maybe her contract ended. How can it be a contract for a company you started? That's what it looked like. But maybe like she started it like with Emma, but maybe she was more of like a face. A face. Kind of how like people forget. But when Fabletics launched, it was Kate Hudson's company. You guys remember? It was like Kate Hudson's launching athleisure. I don't think she's been involved for many years. She definitely got like a percentage of the company. I thought she was still in it. Right. Like I think it might be one of those. Yeah. Like launching off the back of someone. Yeah. And I think that like maybe that has a term, you know, if someone ever wants to get out of it and or you can up it. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe Chloe felt like it was holding her back. But like good American gang, like all that stuff. That was so Chloe. Good crew. what was it the good gang like is that what it was called the guys no uh the gals yes like good america squad yeah good squad somebody yeah that sounds right yeah yeah they all sound right yeah um yeah i feel like we'll we'll find out more in time because someone was just like onto it like that the reel that you saw the tiktok it's like one person like putting it together but eventually we'll probably know more yeah and shout out to my favorite creator who put it together i feel like that is georgie you have a favorite creator yeah she's like british and she doesn't give a fuck like she just makes a lot of pop culture content and like she does deep dives i'm like you know she's british so like british aristocrats it's like she has a lot of royal stuff that's how i found her um and she was one who put together this skims thing well emma's british now maybe that's how she landed there maybe that's how she got a british connection but i find that some of those people who make those videos about like pop culture and stuff like they're so off base yeah right like they're insane you would like this girl like she has our our vibe and is she on base no she just always gives like yeah she's on base yeah she's on base because like i'm down for you want to do a green scene one tell yeah it's green screen content sure they're so off base with a lot of times like worse takes worse prediction yeah agreed agreed get it together i only follow good ones i only follow good get it together girl agreed because it's it's it's interesting it's my favorite type of like culture content yeah yeah um are you ready for our next story speaking of pop culture dorinda medley is set to join e's roni reboot after jill zarin's firing so dorinda is now joining the golden life is that what we're calling it right today golden coast the golden life okay featuring the original cast of roni that was set to feature jill zarin and sonia morgan luann and ramona singer and kelly ben simone i don't know why she's not here oh i knew that um i feel like they're positioning it due to the timing it's like she's replacing jill but um what i heard she's been in talks you don't get cast on a tv show in one day like i think she's been in talks to do it for a while and i think like they're trying to like continue the news story like the momentum flush out the jill thing like and and make it a positive again but dorinda doesn't live in florida well she must be like getting her ducks in order she could probably spend they'll probably shoot for like a couple months she could spend a couple months right down here um i hope she gives more to the show than she's giving on traders she's like oh but it's funny because traders i feel has been like positive for her because i feel like her going into the season like she's never she hasn't said anything vile and nasty to anyone she says like the lowest thing i don't know if they're like allowed to drink on set right remember when she was like making fun of tinsley for like having to have a baby via ivf and so she's like were you in your turkey base like like the worst fucking thing you could say yeah yeah we haven't had a lot of that Dorinda although I do think that's why people like her and so like now especially in the absence of all the interesting characters like we're kind of rooting for Dorinda by default oh well also she's the one of the few remaining ones who's familiar to us on traders like I don't know Natalie I don't know Tara and Johnny even though now watching the Olympics I'm so rooting for them yeah um yeah we are rooting for Dorinda just because she's like by default yeah by the way they finally dropped the Colton files. We watched. I watched. I've never maybe like I don't think I'm the only one who felt this way. And maybe it's because I was like waiting for it for so long that it felt so disappointing. But they did it differently than they've been doing all the other ones. And there is a theory like people conspirizing that Rob told Colton or Colton knew Rob like Colton knew something. um and i kind of agree with those people now because in for literally every person who's been eliminated since the season started they film them finding out who the traitors are by flipping a playing card over and it has the person's picture on it they did this like spooky thing with colton like the spirits tell me who it's candace and we don't actually see his face when they say the words candace and rob um it's giving set up it's giving fake yeah also we didn't at his guesses yeah like it was just done the way they've been doing it is perfect literally perfect i don't know why they decided to switch it up with the player people were anticipating most and it's also like when you're gonna do this video you don't need to cut anything like put the camera no edits what ask who you think that they is yeah sure ask who you think that they is he will say it and then have him open the cards and let us see his reaction press i don't need an edit i don't need you to put the their pictures i know what the traitors are yeah i've been watching i don't need to see a full screen picture of candace and a screen picture of rob i need to see colton seeing a full screen picture of candace and a full screen picture of rob just put the camera on them okay yeah you doing too much uh completely agree so i now like a colton truther and i think that there something weird going on interesting i not convinced yet you know what if they continue to make the videos of the future murdered people like different yeah then maybe they're like covering their tracks and maybe i'm not maybe i'm not convinced but if they go back to just doing it the normal way should i yeah those videos are a little like kind of a mess like it's a great idea so i didn't want to knock it but like oh you hate them no no no the execution like they we never get like the facial like we never they chop it up too yeah agreed like they're they're doing too much in the editing bay and they need to just seriously press record it's true you're right you're right that's how i feel i'm glad that we're shining light on this issue yeah um so bye colton and welcome dorinda welcome dorinda to the golden life and i had heard that she was shopping and like it was gonna be released like a bluestone manor type vanderpump rules type show yeah which i'm personally not like into i don't think she has like what it takes to be elisa vanderpump no to be at the helm of the show i think she's very much like a supporting character but i also like bluestone manor for me personally like never does it like you know that episode every year was not for me like i watched the episodes i watched but they weren't making it for me there was a viewer who it's for they did an ultimate girls trip at bluestown manor right i feel like we've done enough yeah yeah i think this is a better better fit for dorinda except that she doesn't live in florida and up until this point it was like kind of organic like yeah now it's just getting tv show like let's come let's make a scene and then we'll go rent a fake apartment yeah she's gonna be like you know or maybe she'll like stay with one of the ladies that would be cute oh actually that would be cute she is really friendly with Luann right and Sonia yeah and didn't who stayed with Sonia Tinsley that was crazy that she stayed with her right at least it was real what but like why did she stay with her why couldn't she just get a place because she was like coming back to New York I'm sorry that's insane yeah no I know she's literally like a wealthy socialite and she's gonna live with like her hoogie friend that was the best TV like that's it made for great maybe like they encouraged them to do it Because it made, and living in close quarters with Sonya, like, does make for interesting television. Yeah. But in hindsight, like, why would she? It was not your grown-ass women having a sleepover. Yeah. Like, she can just get, it's really easy to rent a place in New York. Short-term, long-term. Hotel. Whatever you need. Stay with maybe, like, a family member. I don't know. Are you ready for our next story? Except we have a sip of your water. Oh, you're loving my water today. Yeah. She's going to finish, like, most of it so that she gives it to me and she won't have to touch my lips. i would like to have a sip but like not the one to like immediately after like are you gonna be drinking this again or is it mine now no no i'll be drinking it again i have to waterfall i've been having a lot of headaches thanks for asking so i've been having electrolytes it really helps okay so so yeah take a small sip because now you hear what i'm going small sip for turd kind it's giving like another product placement ad but it's not it's she was just thirsty this is not an advertisement she was just thirsty even though she has a water over there but yeah but yours has electrolytes in it yeah yeah it's a little funky on my arm i'm having a tough time oh no yeah what happened i'm not sure i just think like my big body was like on my arm all night and now i'm in pain i'm sorry except like slay mama i had a 96 sleep score like how many mamas of an eight month old do you know that has a 96 sleep i know two days in a row that's insane yeah that's my boy right there king rue and if you've ever wondered like should i sleep train just look at my sleep score like um yeah no we have different actually the thing is i you can't put me in a box i am a sleep trainer and a co-sleeper um but like i feel like when it comes to parenting like we do like most of the same stuff i follow basically a lot of what you do but i just like draw the line at like not sleeping through the night so i did do sleep training but it's you're just blinded by your own experience that it went so successfully the sleep training yeah and that was just a great sleeper yeah okay so you're saying you had a bad experience with sleep training no i just not really successful like you know what i mean but i am but i i endorse both i know like these two communities at war i can bring everyone together because i do both i'm not at war i just like like mine better like no but like there are people who it's like co-sleeping the sleep train you know and like if you're a co-sleeper you think sleep training is evil if you're a sleep trainer you think co-sleeping is dangerous like yeah they judge each other i don't judge i don't judge anyone no and like i we can hold space for two things because i endorse both yeah there's a different time for different things yeah so all is that to say 96 sleep tour yeah but i just feel like ruby's the sort of even if you didn't sleep train him he wouldn't be sleeping through the night because he's just like a king like that king roe that's true you know last time I'll see his gummy smile today's episode of the toast is brought to you by audible it's time to take care of you and who better to help you do that than the top voices in well-being on audible now if you're listening to this podcast you are obviously a tastemaker when it comes to voices that you'd like to listen to an audible respects that you can level up your parenting career finances sleep relationships or even your mindset the audible well-being collection has everything to inspire and support you every step of the way Hear the latest from bestselling authors Brene Brown and Jay Shetty, Master Nutrition with Chef Jamie Oliver. 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That's the T-H-E-T-O-A-S-T for 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life. Are you ready for our fourth story? I am. Artists are joining Chapel Rhone and exiting the Wasserman Agency. So fallout over the federal government's files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein continues in Hollywood after the CEO of a major talent agency was named in a recently released batch of documents. Several musical artists have cut ties with sports and entertainment talent agency Wasserman after the files showed that its CEO, Casey Wasserman, corresponded with Epstein's co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell in the early 2000s. after singer Bethany Cosentino published a letter on February 5th demanding Wasserman's resignation. Several other high-profile artists, including Chaperone, announced that they have cut ties with the agency. So Wasserman, actually, Ben even knew what this was. It's a huge sports agency. Like, that's how they got their, like, client list. And Chaperone is with the sports agency? Well, now it's a full-fledged agency, but, like, they're really known for athletes. So I saw it because Abby Wambach, former soccer player. yeah that's where i first saw it too she posted on her instagram like i'm out i don't mess with this and then i heard that also chapel rome did it but a shout out to that girl bethany i just want to say because i saw her statement she's like a very small artist um i saw that she posted a statement like a week ago um and she's someone who has like a lot to lose like you need a good agent like abby wamek chapel rome they will find another agent it's still really commendable that they did it but like shout out to that girl who did it first and she has so much to lose and like she's obviously a scrupled person um so this is so crazy i was not familiar at all with like wasserman agency or the wasserman behind wasserman and so he's this like mega businessman he's also the chairman of the la olympic i know i had seen that the chairman of the la olympics was implicated in the epstein files and there's been a lot of um calls to have him resign from his agency have him resign from the olympics now it's his agency he doesn't have to leave if he doesn't want to But the Olympics, like that's like our thing. Like it's a collective. Yeah. Someone should be able to fire him. But for his part, he put out a statement saying he did. I deeply regret my correspondence with Ghislaine Maxwell, which took place over two decades ago, long before her horrific crimes came to light. He said, adding that as is well documented, I went on a humanitarian trip as part of a delegation with the Clinton Foundation in 2002 on the Epstein. He's throwing everyone under the bus with him. Like it's not the Clintons are there. It's not getting better. No, I know. He said, I am terribly sorry for having any association with either of them. He is also a trustee of the Clinton Foundation and the chairman of the 2028 L.A. Olympic Games Organizing Committee. Several L.A. City Council members have called on him to resign from the post. The L.A. Times reported earlier this month about that, and he has not been charged in any criminal cases against Epstein and Maxwell. So I want to say his particular emails like there are people's emails who are very incriminating that doctor that you were telling me about. Not only the doctor from UCLA, but also like I feel like a good example is Peter Thomas Roth. Oh, sorry. You're talking about Dr. Atiyah. Oh, his was the worst. Peter Thomas Roth. He was like emailing Jeffrey. Like he came over to his house to give the girls like a skin care tutorial. And he's released a statement and it's his company, too. Like one thing I mean, I'll never buy a Peter Thomas Roth product ever again. Like I have in the past. So I think some emails are much more incriminating than others. um Wasserman's like they don't say any crimes or whatever but like I'm with like if I have an agent who's like I want no part of it not to say that he's 100% guilty but I have to read the emails because there is like a big birth I know in between people who's like who corresponded who are were wrapped up in this world versus like the people who did the things and also facilitated the thing and the thing for Casey Wasserman is that there's this photo flying around of him Ghislaine and Jeffrey standing in front of a private airplane which obviously is giving island but it is the humanitarian trip that they took with the Clinton Foundation that's what he's talking about yeah I'm also looking at a picture of him Bill Clinton Ghislaine Jeffrey let me see oh just like a social photo yeah yeah yeah um so it's not like there are some people whose emails like it is like thanks for the pizza last night like yeah there are some people whose emails are full convictions um and there are some that could be explained otherwise i would put casey waltzerman in that category but you know if i'm a client like i'm not interested really in being a part of that like it's too close yeah let's see him with like carol she's like a lot of correspondences with glane during like similar time and like very they were like love you my love like not like sexy but like my friend I love you um yeah I wonder if I don't know if Carol has spoken about it like a lot of people have come right out being like I know my name's in there like I didn't do anything freaky like it's just unfortunate um some of the things I do believe like really can be explained away this is a person who was like deeply embedded in society and so if you were a person in society like you might be in there and it might excuse me might be nothing just because you're in there I don't believe like you're a pedophile um but there are a lot of pedophiles in there too and there are a lot of people whose names come up again and again and again and again yeah yeah and you're on the plane and apparently it was this like open secret oh another bravo person who was named in the files is leah black from real housewives of miami and she's hers is really bad because her husband was jeffrey's lawyer um a lot of people don't know but after 2008 he was a registered sex offender because he had been committed uh accused of a bunch of crimes Leah's husband Roy Black very famous lawyer was his lawyer got him off on a bunch of the charges but he didn't have to register as a sex offender so if you're doing anything after 2008 like and you're friendly with a sex offender like that's questionable Roy Black has since passed yes just worth mentioning oh yeah no but he's old yeah like no I just meant to say like there's not going to be like a cat like follow-up right his firm is not going to be like denouncing him yeah yeah no he's dead yeah and this went on for so long so many people involved like are dead either in a suspicious manner or just because like these were a bunch of old freaky men yeah but there are a couple of like big obvious names les wexner les wexner the bills yeah um casey wasserman seems to be a part of like that crew right um well actually not as much as those those no because there are and then there aren that many emails from casey wasserman i just think it's like a big hollywood name so a lot of people are talking about it there's also like this guy who runs all the ports in dubai who was like a big client but like nobody knows him so nobody cares yeah yeah i saw a list of like here are the five people that are like the worst and you didn't know any of their i only knew les wexner yeah the other wexner from the documentary philby rich that's so true yeah he's not even like a famous person like yeah he started i think like victoria's secret or whatever in hindsight like oh did he start it or he owns it now he's been there for a while he might be one of the starters but the other four names i never heard of yeah when it was like these are the worst of the worst right so it's mostly like politicians businessmen whom like whose names i got on their posters on my wall you know i don't know them and there's so many documents even though i saw some first of all so much is redacted that like the really like i think stuff that would shock people there have been rumors about a lot of these people for a long time i think the stuff that would really shock people like has been redacted to protect like i don't know who it's really annoying and also like i saw someone say like the stuff that they're releasing like it's so hard not to be like a crazy conspiracy theorist because the stuff that they're releasing is not like that crazy and it's not going to shock you that much and like it's hiding you know it's to distract the public from i don't know sometimes i get a little too deep on the epstein but like it makes you crazy like a lot of the stuff that people thought was crazy like no it's like it's worse pizza yeah and also there's also so much ai stuff about the epstein that like i hope i'm not falling for it yeah man yeah and i feel like there were so many files they all came out in like this like very disorganized dump yes they're still being uncovered yes there are definitely people in there that we haven't even found yet and like they're just praying in their homes right now that nobody finds their emails yeah i feel like that's what casey wasserman has been doing for the last few years yes and living like it's important casey wasserman does not have that many emails i just want to say they're definitely he's definitely runs in a freaky circle of people and you are who you associate with but in terms of like so the clinton foundation went on humanitarian mission on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. Was it his plane? You said it was in front of a plane. A plane. Oh, not his plane. Not the Lolita Express. It didn't look like the Lolita Express. It looked kind of like a safari-like plane. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. But Jeffrey was on the trip. Because he's a humanitarian. And then I get the vibe he was passionate about giving back. So, yeah. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? A little Olympics drama. Okay. The Team Canada men's hockey team will stay at a five-star hotel instead of the Olympic Village. They say, we want to win gold. Listen, don't let me get in your way. Like, I agree. I know, like, staying in the Olympic Village is like camaraderie. But, like, these are big burly men sleeping on cardboard beds. No, and, like, men's ice hockey is Team Canada's best chance at gold. Like, historically. Oh, yeah. It's kind of like the U.S. basketball team. Yeah. Do they stay at the Olympic Village? There's no way LeBron stays. By the way, I'm having deja vu. We have this conversation every year about LeBron staying in the Olympic Village. And I do think they get an excuse because they're too big for the facilities. They're too tall for the beds. They're like very small. So they can say like we don't fit. But LeBron's not staying at the Olympic Village. Yeah, the thing is, and this is a conversation that gets had every year. And I don't know why like the Olympic Committee just like won't invest in queen size beds. Like twin mattresses. It would literally triple the budget of the village. It's the biggest thing in the world. There are thousands of athletes. And they deserve a bed. Like it's absurd. College kids live better than the Olympic athletes. Yeah. It's absurd. Well, no, you could have like a nice Olympic village. But the beds are notoriously made of cardboard. It depends where. I think a lot of like the javelin throwers are above the weight limit. And they probably get special accommodations. And I just want to say slay Team Canada. Yeah. I want to say that as well. Especially like they are the NBA players of the North. I didn't realize it. Like, oh, you know, I have to check every couple of days. I'm obsessed with like the metal counter. Like, where are we at right now? And are we are we in a good place? So the U.S. is not amazing at the Winter Olympics. Like we are we slay, even though like in the last couple of years, like China has really been like. But also, don't we send the most amount of Olympians to that? Yeah. And I thought about something that you said the other day, because I was literally watching some sport. And the person was like a Floridian competing for like Finland or whatever, because they had like a finish. And Jackie said, because I don't know if you said on the podcast or in person, but the Olympics is just like Americans battling. other Americans like we are we take over every country like if you don't make it in Team USA you have like a grandparent who's German and you go to Germany like it's just Americans like messing around with each other yeah when I was watching the opening ceremony there was like places all these like countries from across the globe and then they're in they have like one or two athletes they're okay introducing the athlete who's like from the playing for somewhere in like the Middle East they're like and he's from the University of Utah so do you want who has the most gold medals or the most medals? Both. Can I have both? So gold medals is Norway. How many? Seven. Oh, it's early days. Overall, Italy has the most medals with 14, which just feels convenient. Rigged. Yeah, that's weird. And then in second place with the most amount of medals is Norway in the U.S. with 13. The U.S. has four gold medals. Norway has seven. Italy has five. So it's Norway, Italy and the U.S. Where's China? Go off Norway. China is like flop Central, zero gold medals and three medals total. Maybe they also thrive during the... How many athletes did Norway send to the Olympics? Like, the U.S. was the biggest delegation, so... How many athletes did Norway send to the Olympics? Percentage-wise, I think Norway is really slaying. 80. We sent, like, 200. And that doesn't count Americans playing for other countries. Well, yeah. Like, when you're, like, literally, like, speed skating and there's your teammate from UCLA. Yeah. across the bench i was also oh i remember it was i was watching snowboarding and there was this female snowboarder who was i believe competing on behalf of china she was the prettiest girl i've ever seen in my life like i would say the prettiest girl that i like would think right now is probably hailey bieber this girl was prettier than hailey bieber i've never seen somebody not a stitch of makeup she's competing for china she lives in california like that's what it was reminding me but she's also 17 like order girl girl just right girl she was so cool too you know like snowboard of course she shreds yeah do you see her eileen i don't remember or i'll find it she didn't fall that's i mean oh that's the other thing in snowboarding everyone falls oh they do yeah like two out of three times shredding the gnar i mean everything is just about um this girl oh yeah eileen goo okay eileen goo let me pull her oh no yeah eileen goo yeah here's her instagram chinese americans are obsessed they're saying like you're look at this girl not not a stitch of makeup look at her oh wow she's extraordinary looking and she's also american but also chinese yeah um sorry what was the story the men's team staying in a five-star hotel i'm all for it kings and maybe it's time for like how the white lotus partners with the four seasons like the olympics need to partner with marriott or something like just take over a couple of hotels i wonder why they don't do that and there are so many corporate sponsors for the olympics that like marriott amex yeah why not have like a bit they should do it at disney you know and take over the resorts great idea and there are disneys all over the world yeah but also even when they go to la like there's so many hotels in la they're going to build a village people are really worried actually about la like not being able to build the infrastructure for the olympics like after rebuilding from the fires and like things are really not going well oh it's actually one of spencer pratt's like campaign things and people are saying that la should pass it off i i didn't know that was happening yeah i think it's like a drama like i think it'll be fine i think they've done it in no but also like the way the bar is very low for like the olympics like sochi remember all the drama like the olympians like like sleeping in mold or whatever like we just figure it out No, and like go to the Marriott. And they have a lot of athletes. I mean, they have a lot of like stadiums. They have SoFi. They have the Rose Bowl. They have Staples Center. Like they have a lot of stuff already. I think they had like really grand ideas for the Olympics. I remember, I think we even reported on it, that it was going to be like a totally walkable Olympics. Like there would be no cars. Like they were going to build like a little city and maybe they can't do that, but they could certainly put on an Olympics. Yeah. Even the summer Olympics are like, actually, I feel like it's probably harder to prepare. And when I think of all the drama, I think it's always the Winter Olympics because like the snow is fake sometimes. Yeah, it's not enough snow. It's icy. Yeah. But I've actually heard that the snow in Milan Cortina is amazing. And so the Cortina snow. Because it's a real resort ski town. Yeah. So they didn't have to build anything fake. And that would be great for Cortina because I never heard of Cortina as a destiny. Not that I hear of, you know. But I've heard of Korsh of all. Yeah, of course. Geneva. I think Cortina is up there. I think it'll be huge for the resorts. I don't know if we had this conversation, IRL or on the toast. But when they kept calling it Milan Cortina, I thought it was like, like a fancy way of saying Milan Olympics or like, I told you, I thought it was like the second half, like, like Miami Dade. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I thought it was like the Miami Dade Olympics. Yeah. No, Milan Cortina. I'm like, oh, I'm learning so much. It's I love watching the Cortina. Cortina is like a village, like a ski. Yeah. And, you know, they do this for the Summer Olympics, too, where there are outposts of other sports taking place. like they were in um french polynesia doing the surfing during the summer olympics while they were taking place in france but i don't think they'll have to do that in like malibu is like peak oh will there be any sports where they have to off california kind of has everything they've got skiing and big bear yeah they do have they do have surfing yeah they couldn't go to hawaii yeah but it's not california i guess it's just u.s just like milan cortina italy you know what they really should with the next time they have it in the U.S. They should have it all over. Okay, wait. I was talking about this with Olivia, but I want to get your take because when I was watching Milan Cortina opening ceremony, I realized it's so much about Italy. Yes, they focus on Milano a little bit, but it's celebrating Italy, just like the Paris Olympics were celebrating France. And so the LA Olympics should be, even though there's like so much lore in LA, it should be about the U.S. Because LA is not hosting the Olympics. America is. Right. And we have decided to place it in Los Angeles, but America is the host country. It's not about a host city. is about a host country. And I think when like the other people say that they're going to the Olympics or say they're going to the US, not LA, like. So a couple things to think about. It should take place all over. A couple things. Surfing in Malibu, skiing in Denver, like they should take over the whole country. A couple things to think about though, because just like Andrea Pocelli like is the premier Italian artist when you're doing an Italian opening ceremony. Taylor Swift. No, but it's not. You have to think about like the US at a glance and like for everyone, like who do you think are the artists that should perform at the opening ceremony? And I literally said, Not Taylor Swift and Beyonce. That's who you think of when you think of the biggest. But like. No, I literally think of Taylor Swift. When you think about her tour. She's the biggest global touring artist. At the moment. But you have to think like throughout history. And for a while. And she will be for a while. She's not like a flash in the pan. No, no, no, no, no. But like for the older people. For everyone. Like no, Taylor Swift is eternal. It's obviously Taylor Swift. I don't think she'll do it. She absolutely should. But let me think who else. Because I was thinking a lot of the people I was thinking of have since passed. But think about it this way. Like Whitney Houston passed. Is Madonna American? is she British I don't know but I don't think she's right for the job Michael Jackson like dead thanks yeah no I'm going with the dead people first just so you can then think of the living and I still say Taylor Swift Elvis Presley okay and then who who did we wind up saying like when you think of America like Dolly Parton she's going to be at the opening ceremony sure Bruce Springsteen oh yeah but he's not known globally just so you know yeah he might be like known Olivia said Billy Joel. And then I was saying Olivia answer. And it's a good one. And then I was saying the opening ceremony should be a journey through the U.S. where they like stop at different places and they like. Oh, I'm sorry. I know. Kelly. That's what the commenters were saying. No, I stand by Taylor. Well, I think when I literally think this is gonna be the craziest thing I've ever said. Taylor Swift is to the U.S. What Andrea Bocelli is to Italia. OK. Yeah, I said Italia. I thought you said Italian. I was going to. I thought you said Italian. um yeah taylor no it's honestly such a fun job to have and casey wasserman does not deserve it like i think he's coming at it from like a sports perspective but i agree whoever's in charge of entertainment like hire us or like a consultant they need to have the rockettes like all the things like all the arts that america's really like known for um yeah taylor swift the rockettes i just broke the microphone and like a journey through the yes like what they're doing with the housewives for the 20th anniversary they should do for the opening ceremony dallas cowboy cheerleaders the dcc i'm trying to think of like i'm taking a road trip yeah yeah we had it was a really fun conversation a lot going on we do and i hope that i love the olympics i know and i don't want to like not be present i know right now but like but they're so subpar the winter olympics i still like them but but no and also at least doing like a really amazing job like really the opening ceremony was so beautiful i know and i feel like we're always clowning so when it's good we have to say it's good no i know the france opening ceremony was such a shit show um remember i was thinking about how they had the teams like go on boats down the seine terrible that was insane and like some build set and like some teams had to like share boats because they had a couple delegates so wrong so it was they tried to be different like everybody does it in an arena oh yeah everybody does it and the can-can dancers on the bank of the seine who couldn't can-can because it was raining yeah and they were like slipping off so they were just like marking it and we were supposed to be like that's amazing yeah it was really bad um and it's interesting that they had mariah carey i thought that was so interesting i'm an american i'm not mad but she is no and she sounded amazing but i feel like she could have done it at the u.s no but i feel like she doesn't sing anymore but she had the new year's disaster and it's like does she even sing anymore right we know that like she once had the most amazing voice but like does she still and she does she sang at the olympics i believe she does i don't think it was pre-recorded because if you're going to do that you could get anyone to sing it's not like she also had lady gaga in france the americans are everywhere it's literally like the olympics like we're everywhere and celine dion french canadian yeah we unfortunately can't claim celine dion no yeah so she won't be at that american maybe ariana grande yeah i guess you can also think about like who's done the super bowl that's like a good marker for whom i do that it's not always um oh sorry bruno mars there we go bruno mars it's done fixed it yeah bruno mars we fixed it for you let him host the whole thing he's got personality and pay him the hooligans pay him enough free him from the shackles of mgm grand yeah okay well that's our show except when they did the the transfer from paris to the u.s it was tom cruise oh and this is what i said to livia billy eilish and the red hot chili peppers remember that i do remember that and that's in the past no no i'm sorry that's like let's just look forward tom cruise was a good choice like as much as we think he's like a weenie he is globally known i know you're obsessed with tom cruise we he is globally known he's like the american movie star like very globally known yeah taylor swift i don't know why you're like not seeing it no i claudia you don't have to tell me you have tell Casey Wasserman. 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