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WKUI Detroit, WSNX Mosquited Grand Rapids, WVKS Toledo, Channel 955, 1045SNX, and 9025KissFM, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed human. Mojo WKUI Detroit, WVKS Toledo, Channel 955, 1045SNX, and 9025KissFM, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed human. WKUI Detroit, WVKS Toledo, Channel 955, 1045SNX, and 9025KissFM, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed human. WKUI Detroit, WVKS Toledo, Channel 955, 1045SNX, and 9025KissFM, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed human. WKUI Detroit, WVKS Toledo, Channel 955, 1045SNX, and 9025KissFM, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed human. So everyone knows Mojo drives a very large Tahoe. He talks about it all the time. From Gordon Chevrolet. Shout out Gordon Chevrolet. So in our lot, Mojo usually parks in the same spot every day, but there is a food stand or something in his spot. Yes, a food truck. Right, and instead of parking in a different spot, Mojo parks next to it in a spot that is not a spot. What? Yes, but you are the first one that gets into the lot, so you don't have to deal with the havoc that it's causing. I get here at the same time as James and Josh who work next to us, and you should see all of us trying to maneuver around your big car to get into it. I had to do it today. Yes. Today was worse than any other day. It was. Because it's like you purposely did it. I almost thought he saw my topic last night and decided to put his car in an even more inconvenient place. Listen, I'm going to say this to you. I have one clear answer of what would be a great way to stop this from happening. Move it. Show up before me. Come on. It is. So I'm trying to like help paint the picture a little better of it doesn't sound like it's a big deal, except it like you moving it over and where you park. It's like the pathway that we need to get into to back our cars into our spots. Well, let me tell you, and this is just pure and simple, that I'm the guy that freezes his ass off unlocking that lot there for everybody. That lot would be locked if it wasn't for me. And I'm not responsible for the A-hole that puts the food truck thing there. That's the real problem. I'm sure that he's probably the owner of the lot or the front. Maybe the owner of the lots making money off of the deal. But Anna, now that you have told me about this, I will move my car. Oh, you will. Maybe. He's such a creature of habit. So I did not see your topic, but I will tell you this. I saw Shannon pulling in this morning and with the way that Shannon pulled in this morning, I realized, oh my God, maybe this is difficult for people to pull in. And I probably should have not put it. I tried to back up a little bit more, but go ahead. I'm sorry. I was just saying, I'm the one voicing this complaint, but I know Josh and James are also dealing with this. Go get him. Go get him. Go walk next door and tell him. No, you stay complaining. I got you. Right. Okay. She stayed complaining. And Anna doesn't complain much. And honestly, this was something that say- Oh, there's Josh right there. If this is something that Cav was bringing up or, you know, Bianca, they're complainers. James, come on in here for a second. Ladies and gentlemen, from 1067, wheels. Is my parking job a bad parking job in the parking lot there? Which one are you? I'm the blue Tahoe. The blue Tahoe? Can I go look? I don't know. I park. I walk. Oh, that's right. I don't feel like you're parking the close parking lot. James actually parks where we're supposed to park. I think I saw you in our lot one time. Yeah, it was one time. Well, actually I parked over there when you guys were in Chicago for the Hall of Fame celebration and I was running a little late and I'm like, sweet, no one's going to know that I parked here, so I'm going to park here real quick. Josh, Josh Innes, everybody. This is Josh Innes from Josh Innes in the Morning. Yeah, it's awesome. It's something like that. It's now, it's Ennis the Menace. Ennis the Menace in the Morning. Because we're trying to get attention. So anything to make people know who we are in the wacky wizard. I prefer just the whiz. Josh. Go ahead, ask. What do you think about Mojo's park job this whole week? It makes it difficult to back into a spot. It's kind of dickish. Dick. But he's way too powerful for me to park dickish at this point. No, no, no, no. I'm on your side, Mojo. He's too powerful. No, Josh. Now that I know this, now that I know this, I will move my car. I'm not that kind of person. You drive a tank. It's huge. It's not that much bigger than the car you drive. It's double the car I drive. Listen. And size and price. Oh my God. But let me just say, now that I know this, I'm sorry, I'm that guy that, that's my car. So the next step is, Zach, move my car. Zach, it's my keys. I did you know, James, you know this. I've been in radio a long time. I'm usually the guy who's like, James, move my car. All right, Dave. You know. With those guys with Dave and Chuck, would they park anywhere they wanted to park? No, no, no, no. We, Dave, you guys, they were always there first. So we had our like the primer. The helicopter. The helicopter did. Yeah, exactly. The only time anybody moved our cars was like live broadcasts out for like opening days and stuff. Can I be honest? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I wasn't saying that because he died in the helicopter. I was saying that because he actually went helicopter to games. But he is dead from a helicopter. Wait, can I, can I just tell you guys something? This is honest. When we were going to move down here and Shannon can attest to this, they sold us the bill of goods and told us that we were going to have valet parking every morning. Valet? Not only that. We were going to have valet parking. Somebody was going to park our car. And as soon as we walked in, we were going to be greeted with a hot coffee because there was going to be a coffee shop that was up and running at 4am. Basically, it was like one of those things where it's like, if you guys don't complain about the idea that we're moving to this building, we will do all this stuff for you. And I'm like, oh, this sounds great. I mean, honestly, I was ready to move. Let's go. You get a security guard coloring and watching YouTube. Yeah. They're like, hey guys, you guys want to play Detroit city taxes? Go ahead. This is going to be great. We're going to get valet and we're going to get a security guard coffee and all that. There's one who's asleep. Yeah. The guy who's here during the week sleeps and then the girl who's here on the weekend colors. So I feel safe when I get to work. And none of the questions anybody when you walk in there just like, this push open the door. I'm like, come on in. I'm like, all right, thanks. Does she actually say when you push open the door, did that a whole park like in the middle of the parking lot? I can't believe that I did that. Well, I apologize. I'll tell you what, Monday. I'll go get Zach for you. No, Monday morning, I will change my car position. We just need to get that taco stand or whatever that is moved. Yeah. Who do we talk to? Brandon. Here's the deal. Christos, I won't complain about the no valet service here if you can see if the guy will just move the taco stand to the back. Like that back part of the lot is completely wide open. You want to talk about feeling inferior though when I show up to work, like all of you drive like Maserati's and stuff. Like Zach pulls up in like a Bentley and I'm driving my wife's equinox. My wife's equinox. I don't have an equinox of my own. It's Bentley's. It's you. It's not brand new. He's leasing that Bentley. All right. He's a guy. By the way, these guys are never allowed on our show ever again. Zach! How good is your memory? It's Mojo and the Morning's back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? That's right. Three clues. The number's 844. Mojo live. We got Charlie Puth tickets on the line. This is the year that Joe Kim Noah, remember him? Play for the Florida Gators, won a couple of national championships. Play for the Chicago Bulls. With Derrick Rose. Yeah, with Derrick Rose. Yeah, Todd Gibson, Luau Dang, that whole crew. That was a fun team. It was. Joe Kim Noah talked about Cleveland and he was playing them in the NBA playoffs and this is what he had to say about the city. Cleveland's cool. I mean, I never heard anybody say I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. What's so good about Cleveland? Oh boy. Did'em dirty. Brutal. Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Gallifanakis starred in the movie, Do Date. I say when we close, we close in five minutes. I got reservations at Chili's. I meet my boys. You have a reservation at Chili's. Mm-hmm. That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy at once. I mean, who doesn't have a reservation at Chili's? And Enrique Inglacius and Pitbull had the big song with I Like It. All this stuff happened in the same year. What year did it happen? 844-665-6548. Let us know. We got tickets for you to go see Charlie Poof. Money, come on, move, this time, forever. Poof, what a big brain you have. Tell us when that stuff happened. Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548. It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. Testing your memory this early in the morning. This is Mojo's Back in the Day. Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? Joke, jokey. Sorry, sorry. Jokey, no one talked about Cleveland this year. Cleveland's cool. I mean, I never heard anybody say I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. Mm-hmm. What's so good about Cleveland? Ah, it's not nice. Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis start in the movie, Do Date. I say when we close, we close in five minutes. I got reservations at Chili's. I meet my boys. You have a reservation at Chili's. Mm-hmm. That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on Wednesday night. Anna, question for you. What's up? Would you rather go to Chili's or Cleveland? Mm, Chili's. Or Chili's and Cleveland. What are you doing? And Enrique Iglesias Pitbull had the record. I like it. All right, we got a potential winner on the line. We got to make sure they know and guess correctly that year. We got Heather on the line. Good morning, Heather. Good morning, hey. Where are you from, Heather? Metamora. Metamora. All right, Heather, from Metamora. What year did that stuff happen? 2010. You got it! Woo! You got a pair of tickets to see Charlie Puth on May 19th at the Fox Theater. Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.com. But, Heather, you're going to be there. Awesome. Thank you, guys. Our pleasure. Who are you taking? Anybody in mind? Uh, no. Maybe my son. Okay. That'll be fun. What's your son's name? Jackson. I'm not getting my husband to that show. I'll probably take my son. You never know, man. Maybe it's it'll turn into a special night. Maybe he'll get Metamora than he bargained for if you take him. You know what I mean. Hang on the line, Heather. Congratulations again. Thank you. All right, so listen. We are going to do Mojo's secret sound. Yeah, we are. Again, this is like a little over two weeks. We've been trying to find out what this secret sound is. We've had some guesses that felt like they were close. We've had some guests, guests that just weren't close at all. But at any rate, $13,000 is on the line. Courtesy of DFCU. Here's that secret sound. Thank you. Thank you. All right, we're clearing the phone lines in search of the 95th caller. So call now. This is the Midwest's number one morning show. And that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. A listener saw Kevin's sausage. Actually, I was so sick of that. I was so sick of that. I was so sick of that. I was so sick of that. I was so sick of that. I was so sick of that. A listener saw Kevin's weiner. Yes, I'm out of my rinnaughty, man. We're going to keep this, by the way, very, very clean, Kevin. Absolutely. This is a clean situation. I don't know the story. All right, tell me. No, it's a very clean situation. We hope. I'm giving you my word. You have my word, Anna. I felt some discomfort in the scrotes. I think it's okay. He's keeping it medical. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. First of all, he's being really messy. It's what minute clinic. Whatever. So I search up those and I'm like, man, like I don't want to go to Sterling Heights. I think that's like one of our number one. Listen to your pants down in a CVS. Yeah. I mean, they like what they got this. The CVS that I went to has a door. Okay. First off, so they're very high tech. So I go in there after I find. So I'm like, okay, I can't go to that one because I think we got a bunch of listeners over there. First off, everybody listening. So I don't know in my mind like what I thought like once it was going to have the media listeners. So finally I go and I think I can just walk in. It's like an older lady in there. I'm like, can I come in? She tell me no, no, no, no, no. Oh, whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a nine o'clock appointment. First thing in the morning. I'm like, let me go in here. See what's going on. I go in there. The door should sign in. I come pull open. I'm like, excuse me. Pull open the door. Literally. Literally. When the doctor walks out. She's like, oh my God. Are you Kevin from module. The boy. Oh my God. This lady about to see my nuts. Like that's literally the first thing. That is the first thing that comes to my mind. I was like, well, I mean, I'm here or not. What I'm going to do, I'm just turning around. Like I got to get this checked out. So we in there. We do our little with the with the woos. No, exactly. Are these medical terms still not the full medical terms? I put it in Jatsy BT chat. GBT out a whole script. I'll tell you this is exactly what I'm experiencing. This is how long. Yeah. And she she said what I thought it was like per my Google's is something called Jock itch. So like it for real. It's something called Jacket. You never heard it. You never heard it. I never heard it. Never heard it is before in my entire life. Throw a little goldbond on it. Yeah, goldbond. Good. The official Jacket. The module of the morning show. So she said like when you start working out and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take showers immediately at the gym. I'm not aware it is. But if you don't shower immediately like sweat, you get it. That stuff can like build up. So that's what she said it was. But I'm like, no, you need to see this. Like I need you. Wait, so did she see it? Yeah, for sure. Oh, my God. She put her gloves on touching all the way. Quick question. How do you do this? Do you have to pull down your pants? You open your zipper and pull it? Like what do you do? I just pull it down. I just pull it down. Do you when you're when you're doing it, do you try to like think of something to talk about like, hey, so. How about that Ryan? Yeah. No, I was looking at her in her eyes. She was right there. They all staring at her. Did you want to see if her eyes like got big once she saw the situation? No, no, I mean she ain't go crazy. It wasn't like that. I'd be nervous that you were getting big. That is. By the way, doctor's appointments at first off, I don't think that there's no arousal at a CVS from. How will you say she was? Oh, she was pretty young. Oh, she was. Yeah, she was, you know, of age. Because usually it's like you go in and you get a nurse there or you get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know, ladies like 50, 60 years old. She wasn't at all. Wow. How sturdy was that door? Which door are we talking to? The door that you said they have a door and everything at the CVS. What's going on, Kaylee? Okay. So the way that we're talking about this, like it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can we just talk about the fact that he's talking so casually about his balls being itchy all over the radio? It's like wild. This is real. This is real. Hopefully it's jock inch. You know what I'm saying? She gave me some stuff. I'll tell you in a couple of days. This is your report. Because it's questionable. Is all I'm saying. Your choice is questionable right now. You got to really hope it is jock inch. Go get tested. But you said there wasn't any way it could be anything else because you're not. Yeah, that's what she said. You're not active. So. Oh, you're not. Right. Can I tell you what I mean? You know when I went to, back in the day when I went to school, we used to have a school nurse. Like did you guys ever experience that at all or not? We didn't have a nurse at our school. You'd have like the secretary or something, right? That would be the nurse. So I remembered the school nurse at St. Michael's was my neighbor. So when you would be sick and you would have to go, your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse. Long story short, flip this around. I go to a doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new doctor that Dr. Warner wanted me to go see. It was my neighbor. Oh, and I walk in there and I go, you know, this happened to me before when I was a little kid. We had a nurse that was my neighbor and it was the nurse that was the neighbor there to, you know, yes, take off your pants and sit up on the thing here with this blue little thing on top of you or whatever or get, you know, test into it. And then I don't know, Shannon, you've had this happen in a million times too. Going to get MRIs or going to get any kind of tests. And you have to get into the, the, the, it's like the worst. Somebody should invent better clothing for patients to have to put on. That's more comfortable. Like why is it that they don't make Nike versions? And shows less of your bits. It's got the back end open. 90 day fiance Dana, what's up, Dana? Good morning. Oh my gosh. So, you know, when I was younger, I, uh, I thought I had a hernia and my boss was like, you better go get checked out, man. That doesn't sound good. So I went and I went to like an urgent care and the doctor was female. And I was, I was there and attracted. Well, yeah, it was. So, you know, I kind of, I, she's like, okay, well, uh, you know, drop your trousers, you know, and I was like, okay, you know, and so I pulled my pants and I was, you know, there might have been a little fluff factor there, but too crazy. And then all of a sudden she, she checked me for hernia and I could feel, um, like blood rushing. Yeah. How do you get checked for hernia? Is it, is it a finger in the boutox? No. No, I was always a grad. Just grab it. They take one and they lift it up and then they take the other one and then they lift it up and then they ask you to cough. And oh, because I got to cough in the second time. I was like, that's it. I'm done. Yeah. Prison intake. By the way, what would you rather, would you rather have a unattractive, uh, doctor or an attractive doctor? Attractive doctor. Yeah, you'd rather have me. I don't care if I'm going in there for a headache. Uh, what's up, Maya? How you doing? Hi. Hi. Hi, Kiff. What's up, Maya? I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say, I remember quite some time ago, you were on the air and you were saying how you went days without taking a shower. That is true. This is why you need to take a shower every day of the day and change your underwear. Yes. Listen, I absolutely agree. You cannot go days without doing it. And if, and if you, and if you work out, then you have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit and watch Thursday night football and take a shower. Oh my gosh. You can't see girls off. Yeah. Absolutely. And take two showers. Exactly. Day right by your side. Brian, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. So I went to an urgent care because I was having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse and a doctor. They come into the room. They check me all out. They run all these tests. Everything came back negative, thankfully, but a week later, I'm at my daughter's middle school enrollment and here is the nurse that was standing in the room that checked me out. Shut up. I would have died. I'm in the health enrollment at the middle school and I am white in the face and just want to get out of that gymnasium as fast as possible. By the way, small world and I'm not talking about. Thank you, Brian. Appreciate you for calling. God, hold on. A voice of skies. L, what's up? Hey, so I used to work in a medical facility and I was having some pain. So one of the like, oh, you know, just run over to the department and they'll look at you. So I go over there and he's like moving my like around different things to look and see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I had like a hair buff like right in the area, like next to my head. But he didn't know what it was and he was like, oh, let me have my colleague come in. And another doctor came and it was a doctor who I had a weekly meeting with. Oh my God. And so I have like somebody that I'm sitting there with every week doing a meeting like check in your crotch. It's interesting when they say, well, hold on. We're going to bring somebody else in here and then we're going to bring somebody else in here. And it's like, how many people are going to see you? I didn't sign up for this. And can I call you the doctor's name? Sure. Dr. Terry. Dr. What? Dr. Cherry. Dr. Cherry. Dr. Cherry. Dr. Cherry. Oh, okay. It's interesting that's better than Dr. Kuchy because we actually know it. Dr. Kuchy. We didn't know. Yeah. You're lying. It's worth you. Dr. Kuchy. Yeah. Send me that number. How am I supposed to live, laugh and love in these conditions? This is Mojo in the morning. It's your turn, Anna. The people are waiting. Yeah, no. Time for Mojo's secret sound. And now to your host, Kev Nose. Thank you, Anna. I know you don't want to do it, but the people love it and you got to give the people what they want. Do they love it? I think they do. I think they like $13,000 a little bit more. That part. But that's a close second, Anna. It's a close second. Thanks to DFCU. It's Mojo's secret sound. We got a 95th caller on the line ready to find out if they can guess correctly and do what no one else has been able to do for a little over two weeks. From Grand Rapids, we got Devon on the line. What's up, Devon? What's up, man? First time in a long time. Let's go. Devon on the phone. So, Devon, you've been listening to this secret sound and obviously you think you know what it is since you're calling, but has your guest changed over time? Yeah. Yeah, man. It's tough because it sounds like a lot. It does. It does. But it's only one thing. This is the secret sound right here, Devon. Now, Devon, I need to know what do you think is Mojo's secret sound? It sounds like slicing up like lettuce. Slicing lettuce. Nice and specific. Well, Devon, I like your guess, but that is not it. Oh, good try. Devon, you are close, man. You are close. I feel like, well, I say you're close and I have no idea what the secret sound is, but I feel like based on some of the things that Mojo has said over the course of two weeks, I do feel like you're headed in the right direction, my man. So great guess. Man, man, I got a new baby and a bell, but I'm like, it could be anything. Yeah, it's going to work out, my man. When you got a baby boy, baby girl, and how new we talking? Baby girl, January 14th. That's awesome, man. Congratulations, new dad. And you're going to be a great dad, my man. I can feel it in your head, my man. So bless and see you 730. We'll be back. Another opportunity. Try again, 730. I'll get it. All right. I mean, choose ratings in Detroit, Grand Rap, Business, Gigan, and Toledo. This is Mojo in the morning. This Mojo in the morning's five is 655. Five and 655, young five. At 655, go now. That's right. And look at us on time. Look at us on time. I could be a little better, but we're here. We are here. We're not the only ones here. We got two new contestants for the five is 655 as a reminder. No returning champions because it's Mojo's pay your grocery bills. Special edition of five is 655. Everybody at least walks away with the $50 Kroger gift card. And then someone will get two entries. The other person will get one. And they'll all be qualified to win the grand prize $10,000 in groceries. Let's meet our contestants. We got Allison and Gina on the phone. Good morning, YouTube. Good morning. Allison, we'll start with you. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Good morning. My name is Allison. I'm 32. I'm from St. Clair, Michigan. And I'm an academic director for a hockey academy in Troy, Michigan. Wow. That sounds incredible. It's fun for sure. I'm on the way to practice some SATs today. So super fun. That's dope. Hockey, hockey, hockey. Did things go crazy over this Winter Olympics with us winning gold? Oh, that's what we watched all day. So pretty cool to play hockey and watch them fix during your school day. That's really cool. That's really cool. Good morning, Gina. Tell us a little bit about you. Good morning, Kev. I am 40. I am from Toledo. And I am a preschool teacher. We got two teachers on the line. Oh, I like that. We were in Toledo yesterday for Mudhens opening day. Had a great time over at Frickers. And met some really amazing people. So shout out to everybody we met out there. Toledo is a great time. And they treated us well out there. So shout out to T-Town. Glad to hear. All right. So we'll start with you. We'll start with Toledo. Since we were there yesterday, Allison, we're going to lock you up. Gina, I got five questions for you. Anna's got the timer and she's keeping score. Let's start off with question number one. Lady Gaga. All right, let's go. Lady Gaga and Dochi teamed up for a new song that appears in the sequel. To this movie starring Meryl Streep and Hathaway and Emily Blunt. What's the name of the movie? The Devil Wears Prada 2. Question number two. Yesterday it was breaking dirty that this artist has been banned from entering the UK ahead of his headlining performance at the now canceled wireless festival. Who is he? Kanye West. All right. Question number three. F1 driver and this Kardashian Jenner family member just went Instagram official. What's her name? Kendall Jenner. Question number four. Rumors are swirling after recent photos of Rihanna show a possible baby bump. What number child would this be for Rihanna and ASAP Rocky? Multiple choice. Number is. Is it A2? B3 or C4? B3. And question number five. Justin Bieber is set and ready to headline this music festival which kicks off in California this weekend. What's it called? Oh, three. Not sure. Oh, come on. Throw me a guess. One. I'm not sure. All right. Here we go. Gina. Let's see. Anna, how'd she do? Gina, you struggled towards the end. You got two out of five. You're going to kick yourself when you hear the answers to some of these. Great. All right, Gina. We're bringing Alison back. Alison, I don't know if you heard her now, but she got two right. So there is a chance that you can make this a clean win, but we'll see once you hear these questions. Okay. You ready? Oh boy. Yep. Okay. I'm ready. All right. Question number one. Lady Gaga and Dochi teamed up for a new song that appears in the sequel to this movie starring Meryl Streep and Hathaway and Emily Ballant. What's the name of the movie? Double Where's Product 2. Correct. Scores one to one. Question number two. Yesterday it was breaking dirty that this artist has been banned from entering the UK ahead of his headlining performance at the now canceled wireless festival. Who is he? Kanye West. Correct. Scores two to two. F1 driver and this Kardashian-Jenner family member just went Instagram official. What's her name? Ken Kardashian. Correct. Score is two to three. Alison, you are our winner. Yeah. Let's just have fun. Let's let's let's let's check out these last two. Rumors are swirling after recent photos of Rihanna show a possible baby bump. What numbered child would this be for Rhee and Asap Rocky? Multiple choice. Is it A2, B3 or C4? C4. Correct. Correct answer. And final question. Justin Bieber is set and ready to headline this music festival which kicks off in California this weekend. What is it called? Coachella. Wow. A perfect score. Five out of five, Alison. Set them up and knock them down. Sucks that we don't have any returning champions because I feel like anybody that gets five out of five should come back but we'll save your name and write it down. Gina, you did a great job. You're still going home. There was no dirty this morning. I was disappointed. I need to be dirty. I know, I know, I know, I know. My apologies. We'll get it. It doesn't help you but we'll get a dirty next hour just for funsies. But you are going home with a $50 Kroger gift car. The two of you are. And Gina, you got one entry for the grand prize. Alison, you got two entries since you won today. And that grand prize is $10,000 in groceries all brought to you by our friends over at Kroger. Awesome. Thank you guys so much. Our pleasure. Thank you. Thank you for the chance. Yes. And thank you too for dedicating your lives to teaching our future leaders. Have a great day. Appreciate you. You too. You too, guys. It's module in the morning. Five is 655. Five. Five. Five. Five. WKUI Detroit. WSNX Mosquitos Grand Rapids. WVPS Tilly Doe. Channel 955. 1045SNX. And nutty25kissfm. An I-hard radio station. Guaranteed human. All right. It's Mojo in the morning. And would you like to be on Five Lies to tell your mom? It's pretty easy. All you got to do is text mom to 9500. And then give us an idea of what would be a great Five Lies to get your mom with. Something that maybe would set her off this morning. And it's going to be a good one because this morning we have a mail carrier who is in a relationship and is going to call his mom and say that he cheated on his mail route. It's Mojo in the morning. Five is 655. Sweet. Five lies to tell your mom. Hey, Chris. Yes, sir. Are you ready? Yeah. Aider stand you work as a mailman. Yes, ma'am. You sound like you're a sleeping mailman. I'm taking a break for a second. All right. Well, here we go, Chris. We're going to do Five Lies to tell your mom. We're going to call your mother up and you're going to say, Mom, line number one, I met a woman on my mail route. Line number two. Say she would grab her mail and we would hang out and talk. Line number three, one day she wasn't there. So I went to her door. Line number four. We ended up having sex. TV is live. Yeah, I try to make her lose her religion. Line number five. She told me she's now pregnant. Oh my God. What do you think mom's going to do? Probably really not too good and she swears and she's definitely over the top because she doesn't cuss at all. All right. Let's see if we can get your mom to cuss. Five lies to tell your mom. Hello. Are you busy right now? Um, I just went to the store real quick. What's up? All right, we're listening. I met this girl on my route. All right. Christopher. Mom, can you just listen? Yeah. So every day she usually, you know, as much as you see me come around the corner with the male, she usually, you know, comes to the door and get her male. And, you know, usually talk for a second. And, uh, one time I came to the door, so I went up to the door and I'm knocked on it to get her the male. Uh, she asked me if I wanted some water. I'll say yeah. You know, she invited me here for a second. The next thing you know it, uh, we did it. Oh, my God. All right. But think about it, it's not the worst part. What is the worst part? She called me yesterday. She didn't want no protection. No. And she called me yesterday and said that she's pregnant. Credit. Yeah. How long ago did this happen? It was like, oh, it was the summertime. My God. I don't know what to do. My God. Do you think you could tell Jazz? Huh? Do you think you could tell her? You think I could tell her? I mean, obviously I want to wait until I want to try to get up the turn these days first. I mean, it's impossible. Yeah. Do you think you could tell Jazz? Oh, me? Yeah. Me personally? You bring it? Yeah. Oh, my God. So, what was you thinking about telling Jazz this? I was hoping. That's what I called you. You know, you know she might leave as soon as she finds this out, right? That's why I'm asking you for advice. Because I know you don't want to see them leave. But I'm not going to let you leave. See them leave. But I did it. It only happened one time? Uh, you... Huh? Never mind. You answer that question about going that slow. That son of yours is a dumb s***, isn't he? What? You better tell him to keep it in his pants from now on. Mom? Chris. It's Mojo in the morning. Chris. I am going to fight you. I'm just going to let you go this. As much as I listen to the Mojo in the morning show, we are going to fight. Mom, you're on five lies to tell your mom. Yeah. Oh, my God. If you knew how my heart was found, and as much as I listen to the Mojo. Oh, I owe you. Oh. Mom, if you listen to us all the time, how could you fall for something like that? Oh, my God. Well, Mom, the good news is that he did not get the woman on his mail route pregnant. Man, Chris, you wait till I see you, me and my bad arm, and you are going to fight. Now, Chris told us beforehand that there was no way that we could ever get you to swear, and I thought that maybe we might with this one. Oh, I'm about to kick your s*** like for real about this. It's Mojo in the morning. Five, two, three, four, five. Sweet. Five lies to tell your mom. It's Mojo in the morning show. So this next topic is a topic that was brought to me, brought to my attention, by a very good guy friend of mine. My wife says that I have the longest nose hairs in the history of nose hair. She says to me this whenever we're driving in the car, because for some reason, she can see the nose hairs as she's looking at me. Do they touch your top lip? Well, Shannon, to tell you how big my nose hairs are according to my wife, Chelsea, she says they touch my mustache of my beard. I got the connector. She says that they're connecting. Like a unibrow. Like they're literally hanging down and coming down and touching them. And she always tells me this while we're driving, which is the worst. And I actually have in the center console of my Tahoe, I have an electric nose hair trimmer. You do not. Do you? I swear to you. You lift up the flap. I can see that. I got dude wipes in there. Pops has one too. Does he? Yeah. So what do you do at a stop at a red light? You just real quick. Stick it up there. So I do. But the problem is it's difficult. Have you ever tried one of those at all before? Yeah, I have. You have? Yeah. Do women get nose hairs? No. Well, yes. Yes, but not that we have to. I know some girls that get a wax when they get like their eyebrows waxed. You get a Brazilian nose? Brazilian nose wax. So I have this thing and it's basically this. You turn it on. It's made its own and made by Manscaper, which I know other companies make them. So I get a Manscaper one and I think it's called, it might be the lawnmower. They have the weird names to their things. They use a weed wacker or weed wacker. You're right, Kevin. Yeah. Yeah. So verified. So I turn it on and I'm trying to do it and it's hard because I'm trying to get that just that piece of nose hair to get up there. And it's not. I wish it was a weed wacker where it's spun around like the weed wackers do and can get the whole thing while it's up in your nose. Although that would probably like screw up your sinuses. So I said to Chelsea when we got home, I go, can you do me a favor and suit with that? I said, if I lay down on the couch, will you whack my nose? Like will you weed whack my nose? And she said, she kind of like put up a little fight to that. So I talked to one of my buddies, John, and I said to him, I go, yeah, so I was asking Chelsea to do this for me. And he goes, oh, like he stops me right off the bat. He goes, you cannot ask your wife to do that for you. If you have your wife do that for you, she will never eff you ever again. And I said, why do you say that? And he said, when a wife or a husband is put into a position where a, they have to do something for you that is not sexually appealing or they see you do it, they're never going to want to have sex with you ever again. And he told me this comes from experience because he walked in on his wife and I promised him, I would not say what she was doing, doing something to herself, self-grooming wise. That he said he cannot get out of his head. And it's to a point where she doesn't sometimes get his penis erect. Oh my God. Okay. Was she also using a weed wacker? No, but wouldn't it be funny if she was using his nose? Trim and nose hairs went in bug me. I don't know. That doesn't seem like it would be high on my list. He said it's gross. And he said to me, he goes, he first of all, he said to me, he goes, listen, you're a much cooler guy than a guy that needs to have nose hairs and ear hair taken care of. Like he's like that stuff that pops, you know, Anna's, you know, grandpa needs to have. Although pops is a sexy mother offer. So 85 or six. Yeah. That guy's still, you know, he's still taken care of what, what do we call grandma? Grams. Grams. Pops is still having fun with grams. Still popping grams. So I, I said, I said to him, I go, all right, so I'm going to bring this up as a topic on our show. And this topic is going to be what's the least romantic thing that you've ever asked your partner to do, or what's the least romantic thing that you've ever witnessed your partner doing? 844 Mojo live is a telephone number. And I want to hear what some people have to say. Shannon, you guys are still in the newlywed, uh, stage of the game, right? But you wouldn't want him to like walk in on, on you getting rid of air hair or anything like that, would you? Um, I mean, he knows like I do all those things though, you know, like, so I'm trying to think of like anything that he's, he's never seen me poop that we know that, but like in terms of grooming, I don't really know that he, that there's anything that he, that would, I don't know. I picture your husband is like a seal. He's just a seal. He's not. So I, I like him hairy. So he has a lot of hair on his body right now, which he hates because he likes to have everything shaved, like everything shaved. And I don't know why that really weirds me out. So he has asked me before to shave like his back or right here, like above his butt. He gets hair in his back. I don't, a little bit, but like in patchy places. Okay. I don't love doing that to be honest with you, but I don't know. Nothing that would gross me out that, that much. Bianca, I feel like Bryce has seen you do some questionable things. They're too young to be doing this. I've never let Westini put a tampon in. Yeah, that's an interesting one. I can do it so fast too. Like he probably wouldn't even know that's what I'm doing, but. Wow. Oh no. That's the first scene I kind of went to mama. I feel like I've seen like period stuff. Yeah. Anything period stuff. That's off. I've seen couples, whether it be like on social media or on movies, like the lady after pop a man pimple on his back. Yes. I'm off a pimple popper. See, I like to have to do that to you. That seems a little odd. It like, don't ask me to do nothing. Like I'm not about to bust a bump on your back. You got the wrong one. Chelsea loves popping my pimple. Yeah. I was gonna say that. Nah, bro. You gotta move on. Guys, I'm not going to lie in Florida. I popped Lydia's back pimple and it went for at least two minutes. I was still oozing out. She was like, there's another layer. There's another layer. The Uber was waiting for two minutes for this thing to be done popping. Oh my God. Damn. She rubbed it on the beat. It was black and you can see an ombre to white in there. All right. Oh my God. It was swirling out like a snake. It was crazy. Not ombre though. Ashley, what's going on? Okay, first of all, that was a cyst. Second of all, you need Chelsea to come wax your nose hairs live. Oh, on the show? That's actually great. Pain inflicted. Oh yeah, if it's pain inflicted. Oh, she'll love it. So there's a place called B Waxed that's in Pontiac I go to. But the last couple of Mondays I've tried to pull in there and they're off on Mondays. And then occasionally there's randomly have a closed day like where they give everybody off. And I feel like it's God's way of telling me that I need to have nose hair. Because the last couple of times I've gotten my nose hairs waxed, I got sick afterwards. Oh, really? Interesting. Because they tell you that you shouldn't get rid of all your nose hairs because it keeps the germs, I guess. Do you ever just yank them with your finger? Like if you feel a long one, do you ever just pull it out? That's how it hurt, bro. I literally pulled the last remaining remnants of my brain out. It's fun when you pull it out and at the bottom of it, it has something attached to it. Like the root? Yeah, like you get it by the root. You pull into it. What's up, Justin? Or Justine? Oh, Justine, yeah. So here's the topic. It's not the first time that's happened. Hey, Justine, the topic is what is the least romantic thing you've ever either asked your partner to do or you've seen them do? Well, hopefully my husband doesn't hear this, but he had a cyst in his butt cheek. Oh, I like- And obviously he, you know, he could not see it, so I had to pop it. And the smell is something I will never, ever forget. That was just his ass. That's crazy. No, I promise it wasn't. It was all, it was so gross. Oh, a cyst. Where do you draw it? She would do anything for her man. That is, seriously. My friend, my friend, John says, Justine, that you'll never eff him again. Have you effed him since you did the thing to assist? Yes, I have. We've been together 17 years, so. You're a great woman. Hopefully it's a booty and pop a cyst. Shannon, could you imagine? Hey, Kelly, what's up? Nope. Hi, Kelly. Good morning. I am a first-time caller, Longtime. Kelly on the phone. And so my husband is a nurse, so I asked him to do probably a lot of gross things, but most recently I asked if he would be willing to give me an enema because I was having problems. Oh, you thought that's the worst. He was. Kevin, do you know? I do not. I do not know. Kevin, I know you got some girls that are in your life that you actually have the most fondness for. Could you give them an enema and then the next week get them naked and have fun? Probably. That's a lot, though, bro. Why are we? It's too much bust. That's right. That's right. No, it's. If best friend said, Hey, Kev, give me an enema. Would you do it? We gave up women for length, so we off there. Wait, we need to talk about this. It's too much. Bring that up tomorrow. I want that as a topic tomorrow, Lydia. Hold on. Dez, what's up, Dez? How you doing guys? What's going on, Dez? So I sometimes get ingrown hairs down in like the private area. And one time after baking cookies with my part with a partner, the hair started to irritate me. I couldn't see it to get it. So I asked him to pick it out and he did. Oh, wow. An in-ground hair down there. Man. Yeah. And it was like right in the, and it wasn't just like one hair. There were like three hairs in there. So he had to like keep going in to like dig to get it. If Chelsea asked me to do that for her, I'd be happy. You know what I would do? You would use your teeth? No. Do you remember the old fashioned lights that the that doctors used to wear? Like on their heads. Like a minor hat. I'd be like, Chelsea, let me examine. I had a fluorescent light. I had a fluorescent flashlight too. So he used that to get it. Like I was like very one of those bright fluorescent lights because I like, he really had to dig for it. Wow. That's amazing. Hold on a second here. Jennifer, what's going on? Jennifer. Hello. So in 2018, my husband type had emergency surgery and they removed half of his colon, like the middle part. So it created a huge open wound that I then had to take care of when he got home. He was in hospital for like a month. But when they was frozen himself because like his whole stomach was open. Then he had to have a, I forget the right word for it, but a shit-back face. Like, oh, sorry. Paul, hold on. We gotta dump that. We gotta dump that. Did you just say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You can't say that. A poop. Can I see poop? Yeah, you can say it. Yeah. It was really gross. So he had a hole next to his belly button where his colon emptied outwards into a bag and that lasted for a year. And I, in order to prevent it, where you had to dilate it was not to keep it open. So, I have to ask you a question. During that year that he had a, he had, what are they, a class to me bag basically? Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys ever make love? Uh, yep. Yeah, there you go. Wow. What'd you do? Did you just have to like, have him put the thing on the side or something? I'm sorry to go on the side. Well, you can, you can get a belt to wear around your waist to like, hold it in place. They have like little devices to do that, to keep track of. Yeah. Have like a whole closing line for adapting to it. See, like, nobody, no. Nothing stops. When we, when this whole thing started, the doctor said, you guys, if you don't leave this hospital more often, you're gonna, this isn't gonna work. It's gonna be destroyed. And yeah, it pretty much happened. Can I just say this to you? You're the wife of the year. I've got a great wife. My wife is wonderful. Chelsea has put up with a lot of crap you've put up with more than my, like that idea that you have to change this class to me bag and you're still making love to him. That's amazing. None stop. And we had kids and travel for that. He went to that we had to do it on the road. You know what, that's the for better or worse that, that minister says that's amazing. Hold on. Sean, what's up? I hope my buddy, John's listening to this topic. What's up, John? Hey, what's good, bro? Nothing much was okay. My job. First of all, Anna, Miss Anna, I'm sorry for your loss. Honey, but I just lost my best friend to two of them. Matter of fact, but let's not, let's not revisit that. So, uh, hello everyone. Anna, uh, Mojo, Shannon, Kevin. Oh, yeah. What's up? Good morning. Morning. So check it out, man. I had this ex-girlfriend of mine and she, I got this mole on my shoulder and it grows a hair out. And she used to bite it out with her teeth and it just got on my nerves. She was nasty. No, she, she put her hand on my shoulder and she gets a rub on my shoulder. And she picked the hair. She'll find the hair and she'll bite it out and then when it grows back, she'll do it again. She is literally. Isn't that bad by the way? If you have a mole with a hair, you got to get that checked out by a dermatologist. It ain't bad like that. It's like, it's a beauty mark. I got beauty marks like shattered all over my body. That's why I hope you married her, Sean. Are you, do you marry her? Huh? You marry her? I try, dude. I try. I try. Anybody that'll bite a hair on your shoulder, she's a keeper. It used to get on my nerves, kid, bro. I'm telling you. She probably was a wild one. Right, man. Look, trust me, I kind of feel miserable, but it's over. Every time that hair pops up, you just really want to call her. We'll be back with more. Don't go anywhere, please. All right. We don't hold hands. It's not that we're against PDAs. We're just always holding our phones. This is Mojo in the morning. Back to Mojo in the morning. It is time for our second secret sound contestant of the day. Your shot at $13,000 courtesy of DFCU. If you think you know what this sound is, got to be the 95th caller. We're clearing the phone lines of Fresh 95 as upon us. 844-MOJO LIVE, 844-665-6548. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. I said we're clearing the phone lines. You like that? I like that. I like it a lot. Fresh 95. Fresh 95. Let's get into some dirty. So to catch you up to speed, we're going to talk Kanye to start off this dirty. Now, the Wireless Festival announced a few, I guess a month ago, maybe a few weeks ago, that Kanye would be headlining the three-day event. Shortly thereafter, Pepsi announced they would no longer be sponsoring. Now, Pepsi was the leading sponsor, and that set off a whole list of other companies to follow suit. PayPal dropped out. Brand called Diego is a liquor brand. They own Johnny Walker. They own Captain Morgan and a host of other, maybe smaller brands. Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels, I believe, is one of them. And since then, Kanye has been denied entry from the UK. And yesterday, Wireless Festival put out a memo saying that they are canceling the entire festival at this point. But again, this all started because Pepsi pulled its sponsorship. So the question on everybody's mind is, well, did Pepsi not know that Kanye was the headliner? Or how did all of that happen? Here's Melvin Ben, whose Wireless Festival's organizer, talking about just that. We did with Pepsi, for instance, our lead sponsor, and they signed off and approved it, for example. And perhaps we should have done that. Really? That's fascinating. Sorry to interrupt again, but that's fascinating. So Pepsi, who pulled out now, hadn't they? Pepsi originally were quite happy for him to come. Correct, yes. They're a headline sponsor. We asked them and asked them to sign off on it, and they did. So Pepsi knew that Kanye was going to headline. They signed off and then something happened. Yeah. Do you know, do you have any like inkling of like, what would have hit or why? We may never know. Now, obviously they're, you know, based on Kanye's behavior and things that he said over the past couple of years, it points directly to that. But again, Pepsi knew he said all of these things when Wireless announced that he was going to be headlining and confirmed with them prior to announcing to the world. So I don't know if it was public pressure or what made Pepsi eventually, you know, do a 180 and say we're no longer going to sponsor. But after canceling yesterday, Wireless Festival put out a note that said we're going to refund everybody's tickets. So everybody's going to get their money back and everything will go there. What do you think about them canceling and not finding another performer? I think it's very difficult to find an artist on the level of a Kanye West. Last year they had Drake headline three straight and this was coming. This was like Drake's first big tour. He did some concerts in Australia, post the Kendrick Lamar situation. But this was like his first really, really big festival coming out party. So you have Drake last year, you announced Kanye this year. It's like, where do you kind of go after that? Plus people are buying tickets to see Kanye. Yeah. And then you probably would have to go through a whole refunding if, say for example, no shade, but you announced Olivier Rodrigo and maybe the people who already purchased our line. Don't want to go. Yeah. They may be fans, but they don't want to go to London. So yeah, more on that later. Yesterday, President Trump tweeted that a whole civilization would die last night. And luckily that didn't happen. The White House announced that following talks with Pakistan's leadership contingent on Iran agreeing to immediately reopen the Strait of Hamas, we have a ceasefire in place for at least two weeks. So that is good. Switching gears, the WNBA has a new collective bargaining agreement and the women are making more money than they ever have. I know Mojo is going to be happy. One woman in particular is getting paid. Caitlin Clark, her salary will jump from roughly $80, $85,000 last season to $528,000 this season. I mean, that's amazing. That is amazing. However, shouldn't it be just a little more? Definitely agree. But I think going from $85,000 to $528,000 is a pretty huge increase. That wouldn't be complaining. But definitely agree. And maybe with more eyes and more sponsors, maybe Pepsi, since they're not doing well. Maybe they are already on. I should cash playing around. Wait, wait, really quick on WNBA. Didn't Mojo's favorite WNBA star get traded? No, no, no. That would be my favorite. Oh, I know. Shut up to Angel Rees, newest acquisition to the Atlanta Dream. Last story, we're going with the alliteration here. Atlanta Angel Rees. We're going to talk about actress Aubrey Plaza. May know her from Parks and Recreations or White Lotus. Some good news. Aubrey Plaza announced that she's pregnant. So shout out to Aubrey and her boyfriend. What's his name? Chris Abbott. This comes a year after Aubrey's husband, unfortunately passed away. And she's moved on. And now she's expecting a baby. Some say that's fast. I say it's amazing. So congratulations to Aubrey and her boyfriend. That's that's your dirt. Good dirty dirty. Miss something in the dirty on the 30. Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com. And now it's time for Mojo's secret sound. And here's your host, have no. It's everyone's favorite radio game show Mojo's secret sound where we play a sound. You guess it. And the person that guesses it is going home with $13,000 courtesy of our friends and family at DFCU. The greatest credit union in town. Not only do they give you extra money on your money, but when they loan you money, they also give money on top of that. So DFCU is the place to be. We've been over two weeks with this and we got a new contest. And hailing from Taylor. We got Christy on the phone. What up, Christy? Hey, Kevin, how are you? I'm doing great, Christy. How are you? I'm doing great. I'm very excited. I'm excited as well. $13,000 on the line. What are you doing with that money? Should you guess correctly? I'm going to do some home upgrades. Okay. Are we are we starting with the bathroom? Are we going with the new roof? Are we going kitchen? We're going. We're going to get a new front door. We're going to replace carpeting. Give it a little juice. I like that. Let's spruce up this place. All right. So before we judge, we got a jazz. Let's listen to the secret song. All right, Christy. What is Mojo's secret song? I think it's a knife scraping against toast when you're spreading something. Wow. Knife scraping against toast when you're spreading something. I like that. We're getting a lot of guesses about bread. We got loaves yesterday. We did. I like this. Maybe LeManderan, LeMarge, I mean. Now, Christy, are you spreading butter or what are you spreading on that? I mean, for me personally, probably some peanut butter, but I don't know who is spreading what. I'm not. I'm not. You know something that something's spreading. Christy, I like it. Unfortunately, it's not. Oh, I was sure it was that. It got me hungry, though. Yeah, that was a great guess. And I guess we haven't heard before. So that was a very unique guess and a first guess. So thank you very much. Keep playing. Keep playing. We'll be back around 8 30 with more opportunities and win 13,000 from DFCU. Thanks, Christy. All right. Thank you. This is the Midwest's number one morning show. And that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. Cav got a brand new car. Did you see his new car? Okay. That car is. Mr. Mustang. Shout out Steve Gabbard. Great people is out for it. The Mustang came through. Man. Oh, man. Hold on a second. I need to where's where? Oh, here you go. Here you go. You ready? It's Mustang Sally. I got I'm going to play it for you. Now you play that song. It's exactly. It's the only Mustang song that I know. Let's go. Mustang Sally. You know this song right now. Oh, yeah. Yes. Even I know that. Slow your Mustang down. Wow. Mustang Sally. That boy a goer too, man. I never had a fast car like that. I, you know, you see people in traffic dipping in and out. Now I'm one of those people. It's a nice vehicle. You're going to take care of this car? Oh, for sure. You're going to be a hoarder like you are in your Jeep. I still got my Jeep. So we going to keep all the stuff in there. Jeep and nothing. Anything in this one. Over under on how many tickets this guy gets a month? None. Huh? None. I say you get a ticket a month. It was crazy a few days ago or whenever we did it. We talked about Sam getting her first car. And like my stepdaughter accidents. So I'm posting the picture that I posted. I'm in the car. I'm waiting. I'm doing this. I'm doing that. It takes me about 30 minutes with everything that I'm doing. I'm taking my time. The moment I try to pull off a huge F 150 case. reading, I was like, Oh my God. But speaking of potential accidents and new cars, I want to talk about Mojo for a second. We all know Mojo. Big shout out to Gordon Chevrolet. Yeah, he has a beautiful, what you got? I got a Tahoe. Beautiful Tahoe. He's talked about it a lot, right? This beautiful car, interior is amazing, exterior color, something is completely different from what he's used to. Where are you going with one of you? We were talking about your No, we're talking about your car. Big shout out to Steve McBride. So we in the car, right? And shout out to Mojo because he drove me out to Holly in order to pick up the car. Wow. Okay, that's the first time I'm getting in his vehicle. It's beautiful, right? And one of the things that Mojo has always said about this car is its ability to self drive. Yes. So we're on a highway. Super cruise. Super cruise. So we're super cruising. He's like, look at the wheel. This is how I can tell it's it lights up green or something like when it's a scary. I've never been in a self driving car. It can get scary. And it got scary because if you trust these cell driving cars and something happens, what do you do? We in the car, everything is going perfectly fine. The car can switch lanes. It can do all of this stuff. But it can't tell you if one of those yellow and white construction things is coming in the way when the lane is closing. And we almost ran into that junk. Yeah, it doesn't detect that. It says construction zone. Also, they're orange and white, but I say yellow. Yeah. Okay, real quick, real quick. Let me let me say something. If you're one of the people that has designed this thing, you have to call us up because there was I've never had an issue at all with this thing. I drive every morning and every afternoon when I'm going to and from the radio station, I am on the lodge and this thing is driving itself. And I'm just sitting back like I'm in an Uber, man, this is the greatest thing ever. I'm like, we're the mints and it has never had an issue. The one time calves in it, we're driving down 75 towards Holly and Zot forward and we're driving all of a sudden right before Dixie highway. There's like this construction stuff that comes up. I'm going, I don't think it's going to turn. I don't know. I'm like, are we, are we going to move over? Are we going to switch lanes? I'm like looking at this thing going, it's never done this before. It's never done this before. And I'm showing this thing off to Kevin. Like I am actually trying to be like, Mr. I'm so proud. Like I should be the spokesperson for General Motors and the super crew thing because I am like the biggest fan of this thing. It didn't turn. So I had to like quickly grab the wheel. You have no I'm looking at him and I'm looking at the car. I'm like, is this thing going to move over? I almost had an autonomous lawsuit on my hands. I was like, I was like, oh my God, and Kevin was going to be there to witness this thing. We were so close to running these things over and the car did not burn. Is anybody listening to the drives, the car that drives itself like a Tesla or I know Ford has this too, by the way, Steve, because Stevie G was telling me that they have it. I forget what they call it in the Ford's, but it will, I'm a highway drives itself, but I know that the Tesla's drive purely itself. If you have a self driving, I have been in a cyber truck. I have been in a cyber truck and it was a go from the carpet guys. Yes. Remember he took Smith because Smith wanted to be in a cyber truck. I do remember that. Did he self drive it? I think he did for a second. It's honestly, so I think it's a great technology because it's way better than me driving, but this thing was it was kind of freaky. You gotta be alert. Hold on a second. Angie wants to ask a question about your Mustang. What's up Angie? Yes. Hi. Good morning guys. Kev, you should name your car sexy red. Wow. I'm not mad at that. Do people name their car? You actually mean cars? I'd never made my but every, do you have a name for your car? Angie? I, yes, long stories. I have a town and country and she, since I'm half Mexican, half Colombian and she's white, I named her Triselda. Oh my God. So good. That's so good. Have Mexican Colombian, she probably think. You've never named your car. Never. No, I've never done that. Is that, is that a normal thing to do? People, people name their car a lot. Really? Yeah. I had an old Toyota Celica when I was in high school and I named it Tom Celica. So we would call it Tom Celica. Yeah. By the way, Tom Celic was, Tom Celic was such an icon that they're doing at the Tigers game. I think next week they're doing Tom Celic day. Oh really? They want everybody to dress up like Tom Celic, put moustaches on and wear the Tigers hats and they're doing it for charity. So, so text her here, text and says, I'll get in trouble if I come on, but I'm one of the people working on the autonomous for one of the big three and I have to tell you we have more lawsuits on our hands from issues like this. That's crazy. You don't, you don't ever zone out that much, right? Like you're not supposed to take a nap or watch a show and not pay attention. So there's two safety features on this Tahoe that I, I think has saved me a lot. Number one is the eye feature because if you don't have your eyes on there, it basically comes, it beeps at you and it vibrates really crazy like eyes on the road. That's one. Number two, when I'm backing up and if I'm backing up and I'm going fast enough where if I don't stop quickly, I'm going to hit something, it auto stops me. And so it auto stops me like you hit something, but it's just basically slams like when I'm pulling out of my garage in the morning, like just a couple times. My car does that too. It's, that is honestly, I don't care what safety features you put on a car. I would have banged into like five or six things in my driveway. What's up? How you doing, Kim? Hi, I just wanted to welcome Kev to the Mustang family. I'm in a 20, I'm in a 20, 18 ecoable. Okay. Where are we meeting? Hey, Oh look, you need to come down to Mustang alley, green cruise weekend. That's my birthday weekend. Where's, wait, where's Mustang alley on Woodward there? Dream cruise between Woodward and, Oh, oh boy. Between Woodward and, Here, we'll Google it. Well, are you sending it to us? Taxi, taxi to us. Kim. Yeah, I will. Taxi. I love it. Yeah. And just, just welcome. Look, Mustang game. Motown. Mustang game. You part of the game. Who's cooler? Who's cooler? The Mustang gang or the people that drive Jeeps and do the Jeep wave to each other? Hey, they got the Mustang, of course. They got a wave, though. You got anything that you do when you drive by a Mustang? We do. We do. We give you the peace sign and two fingers. Do you? Okay. I'm learning with the tongue in the middle or no. You don't get dirty like this all the night. What's going on, Darla? How you doing? I'm fine. How are you? Good morning. We're good. What's happening? So, you know, I was listening to you. I used to be a test driver for several companies that tested the self-driving cars, electric vehicles. That vehicle was supposed to pick up on the construction barrier, but it didn't. And you really should report that. That's a good. That's actually interesting. I should. Maybe what I do, I do. Do I jump on on star or something and tell them? You can tell on star, but it needs to be reported. If it's a GM vehicle, you need to report that. Okay. Yeah. No, that's good. It was interesting because there was plenty of notice that there was a construction there. And normally it does it for me on certain streets, but what's up? Oh, God. This name. How do I pronounce this? Do it. Artenis. Artenis. Artenis. Yeah. Okay. Hi, Artenis. My cousin, he has a Tesla and he literally like would drive home from work and go to sleep while his car is driving him home. How does he do that? Because your eyes have to be open, don't they? I don't know. I don't think it does in the Tesla. And the Tesla just drives itself. So, it just like takes the wheel. Jesus take the wheel. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to take a little nap while you're driving? Would you feel safe doing that? No, I definitely would. I wouldn't feel safe. I wouldn't feel safe, but I feel like I could go to sleep. Yeah. I feel like that's how it's intended to be though. Yeah. Like in a perfect world. Eventually. Yeah. When I asked. Hey Cheryl, what's going on? Hey, so you ever have a lemon, right? Well, we had a large red mercury mountaineer and we had to name her Peg Bundy because every time we got paid, that vehicle needed to have something repaired on it. Peg Bundy. That's actually a funny name. That's great. Chris, this is funny. Chris, what did you name your car? My car's name is Hamroid. Why Hamroid? It's busted right now. It's a pain in my... Oh man. I'm sorry. We got to try to see what we can do and help you out. See if you can go visit one of the people that we represent. I got Gordon Chevrolet, Cavs got Zott Ford, Shannon's got Moran Automotive. So there's plenty of opportunity. I need some breaking and entering Christmas in my life. We got to help you. Yeah, we'll see what we can do to help you out, Chris. We appreciate it. Take care of yourself, man. Of course. Bye. Thanks for listening to us. And not your better judgment. This is Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. Shannon says that when she does this, it makes her feel like she's a criminal, which is kind of an interesting topic in itself. What are some things that you do on an average basis where you almost have to feel like you're telling people that you're not doing something illegal? What is yours? It's so stupid. I actually did it on my way to work today, but it's going to the bank in the middle of the night, which it's essentially the middle of the night. Yes, when we come to work and I had to get some cash out this morning. And so I roll up to the bank and I go through the ATM and I see the bank ATM that I go to is in a mall parking lot and there's a police officer right there. And I know it looks kind of suspicious to go to a bank at 4 30 in the morning. So I felt like this morning I was doing everything very exaggerated to show that I was just holding my phone up to do my card, taking out some cash. That was it. Driving away, nothing else. But I'm like, why do you why are you behaving this way? What you're doing is very legal, very normal. But I felt like a criminal in the process. I never thought of it that way, but you're right. You do feel right there parked. Yeah, you know, yeah, you feel you do feel like that's kind of your kind of your thing. I think anything at night, you feel like you're doing something illegal. If you're the only one, yeah, you know, the parking lot is totally empty, lights are off. What are some others that that we could similarly add to to the list? Because I think that there are different things like where you if you're doing something that looks like it's a little bit shady, like if I walk up to a neighbor's door, have you ever done this at all? Do you ever go to a neighbor's door because you want to like go and drop something off at their house or whatever? Like I've gotten packages from my neighbors that they dropped off like Amazon dropped off. If I go up to their house to drop it off, I feel like I'm walking up with my hands up so they don't think that I'm going to do something and steal something. Yeah, because they have security cameras. Yeah. So Chelsea said to me, she goes, Hey, Karen's package came. Can you go put this on Karen's front doorstep? And I don't really go over to the neighbor's house and like walk up to their because you have to like walk down the driveway just a little bit and it's kind of got a bunch of trees. I like walk up and go, I'm here just to drop off like I'm like talking to nothing. Yes, because I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Yeah, you know what another one is for me and this happens to me all the time is I have I carry a big tote bag and it has tons of stuff in it, including snacks and like bags of candy and stuff. So if I go into, for example, Target, I always feel like they're going to think I stole the items that really I walked in with I've already paid for them, but I have them loose in my bag. And so I'm like, I don't want them to see what's in my bag because I don't want them to think I just threw them in there and I'm walking out. Yeah, that's good. Oh, those are good ones. A4404 Mojo Live, A440466564548248 said yours that you just said when you're returning something at a store, you feel like you have to tell them as you're walking in that I already paid for this item. Yeah. Jackson, what's what's yours? The thing that makes you feel like you're doing something illegal? Walking into a store and I'm not having what I needed and then having to leave with nothing in my hand. Especially if a salesperson talk to you. And then I buy something I don't want to buy something. It is so fun. I don't know what jail or going into like a store like a Starbucks or something just use their bathroom. I always feel like I'm a snap. I need to buy something. Well, now you do. Yeah. I think there are some that that do require you to go do it. What's going on? Laurie, how you doing? Good. Hold on. You got a bad cell there for one second. What's happening? Where are you at? Can you hear me? Yeah, there you go. It's much better. Hi. So I'm a meter reader for a utility company and we're in people's backyards all the time and trying to not look suspicious. I'm very deliberate about walking straight to the meter and walking straight back to my car. Not looking in windows. You guys have like the vests or coat that at least makes you look somewhat official. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That we wear here. You guys have to dodge a lot of stuff too. Probably dodge animals and things like that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. For sure. Yeah. When I first started this job, all the other guys told me, Oh, it's just a matter of time before you get bit. Oh, that's great. You haven't gotten bit though. Hopefully right? Nothing major. Just a couple nips here and there. Wow. Well, be careful. Thank you for what you do. What's up, Linda? How you doing? Hey, good morning team. Good morning. So I'm in Ohio and during times you can go to farmer houses, you know, they're the farm areas and they'll have either pumpkins or fresh fruit or vegetables. And then there's the non-resistant where you grab your stuff, do your math and put money in the little box. Oh my gosh. That's a good one. Yeah. I always feel like I'm doing my math. I'm showing my money up in the air and kids. There's the camera and I put it in the box. Linda, I feel like I'm doing that itself. Check out a Kroger. Like I, and I know it sounds weird to say this because they, I like, I always feel like even if it, when, when the moment it says, please put that item on the thing, I'm like, I already put that item on the thing. But you, you feel like when you're weighing, you know, a piece of fruit, like you're like, this is a non-organic banana. You know what I mean? Cause you don't want them to, although I do sometimes if I get an organic thing, I always put the non one cause it's cheaper. Oh my gosh. You do that. Sometimes. Yeah. Kroger, Kroger, you know. I give them a really good deal on the commercials I do for them. So what's up, Sarah? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. What's going on? Well, I had to meet my brother-in-law in a parking lot, a church parking lot over near Cleveland last weekend with a Lowe's bag of electrical outlets cause he was doing electrical work at my house and there was a sheriff parked like 15 seats, probably away from us. I think he was just tracking traffic. So he and I are standing out there. Our arms are really big. I'm opening up the Lowe's bag, showing him the electrical outlet was talking really loud. So that he makes, he doesn't think it's like a drug deal going down or running in a church parking lot. Or saying that you're going to give the guy oral and the church parking lot cause this is true. It's my brother-in-law nonetheless. Yes. That's funny. Those are good ones. Kristen, what's yours that when you do it, you feel like you're doing something illegal? Yeah. I'd be in the nighttime manager at my store and I do the nighttime bank drop. That's a bank. You got your key, it goes through the wall and put the money in. Yeah. Of course, there's cameras, but yes, it's uncomfortable, but definitely uncomfortable when it's pitch dark out and you're the only one there. Well, that would feel like I'm going to get robbed, but that's, that's true. Toya's got a great one. Toya, what's yours? Well, I still have them actually going into like Victoria secret and you shop and you fill up your bag and then you go in the fitting room with more items than what you should and you already know that they're looking at you. Yes. Fitting rooms are definitely ones where you feel like they're thinking your shoplifting. What's the other one? When you run into somebody that you like met, you went to school with or something, y'all in a parking lot talking and you think that everybody is a bad drug dealer. Exactly. That is a good one. Or this one happens to me if I, if I'm with my wife and another woman walks up to me that I've met through work and she comes up, I always feel like Chelsea thinks that she and I had an affair at one point. Like when she was like, I'm like uncomfortable to meet. You know what I mean? You ever have that at all? Like a guy walks up to you and you're with your husband? Well, cause I always get who's that? How do you know him? Yeah. It's like you get the question. She doesn't say anything to me because she doesn't really care. But the funny thing is I feel like she's thinking to herself something. What's up? Mundo. Mundo. Yeah. What's up Mundo? You said first time long time. Hey, first time long time. What's going on? So for me, it's walking to the back electronic and buying something like a next box controller, something paying for it back there than having to walk out. Oh my gosh. Yes. That happens to me with my prescriptions at CVS too. Yeah. You buy something at the pharmacy. Yes. That's funny Mundo. That is so true. And I like buying in the back because the guys in the back are usually less busy, you know? Oh yeah. That's a good one. Or if you're Kevin, you just walk out because you don't care even if it's legit. All day yesterday, I kept thinking about that conversation of him leaving and the guy only charging him for what was the item again? It was. It was Takis. Takis. What's up, Meg? Hey, for me, it is definitely when I smoke pot, even though it's legal. Same. Because I feel like four o'clock hits, I get out of work and I work from home and I smoke pot, but I feel like I'm still at work. Yeah. I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Meg, when I go to the dispensary, if I just go there and buy something, even if I buy it, I walk out of the thing, I feel like I've walked out of a drug house, which I guess I did. Or driving home with it. I'm like, Oh, no, I'm going to get pulled over. Greg, what's up? Coming home from the dispensary. I always feel like I'm going to get pulled over. There you go. There you go. Yeah. That's what I'm beating the whole time. Beating out of my freaking brain. Yeah. You're thinking the entire time, man, that you're back in high school when it was illegal and you were driving home with your illegal narcotic. Yeah. More like walking or school smoking out of a pop can. You know what's funny? I'll never forget the guy, the buddy of mine who used to be the guy that was like my weed guy or my drug dealer. Like when I was in high school, his name was Charles. He was the valedictorian of our high school. I was going to say that sounds like a sophisticated guess what Charles had. He probably peaked in high school. He probably still selling weed. Charles had the best day. He was the richest guy in high school. Let's put it that way. He was the breaking bad. He was the Walter White of Marist High School. I didn't know you smoked in high school. Just, I didn't smoke. I never inhaled. I'll be right back. Live. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it. All right, you ready? You were listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a doodoo heck. Let's go. You were talking in your dirty about how J.Lo had what a cricketer or something. I don't know if it was a cricketer or a grasshopper or some sort of big bite. I climbed on top of her. Yeah. Listen to this story. A friend of mine had something crazy happen to him. This weekend, a friend of mine was doing some of his dishes in his sink. And he had dishes from the night before in there. And he started doing the dishes. And you know how you like put a plate over your center area where their garbage disposal kind of puts the, in the garbage. He picked the plate up off of there to kind of rinse it and start doing it. And as he picked the plate up, something flew out of that area there. He didn't have the disposal on. Thank God because a bat flew out of his, out of his, his sink. So he had a bat in his house that got for somehow in his sink and it made him go, I might have a bat coming through my pipes or something like that. Oh my God. Have you guys, have you seen the, like the bats that are out? No. Please say there's bats that are all over the place. Like I feel like we're infested with bats all over and they're flying all over the place. Last night we were out and it was just before it started getting like dark and the bats were just flying all over the place. Like, you know, kind of, they're the ones that kind of circle and go crazy. Like where they're not like normal birds will fly and they land somewhere. If the things are still circling like in the middle of the night, it's a bat that is flying about there. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I would die. We had bats one time and I was telling my friend this, we had bats in our attic and you could hear them. I thought we had like mice or rats or something. And we ended up having to call literally a service called Batman. It was the guy shows up in a, like an old pickup truck with it saying Batman on the side and there's like bats flying on there. And the guy went up in our attic and the weirdest thing was I said to Chelsea, I go, is this guy okay to go up there? And she goes, oh yeah, absolutely. He comes walking in, he's got goggles on and he's got like all this. He was prepared. Oh, he was like, seriously, it was crazy. And he went up in the attic and he set up little traps for the bats and then he ended up catching a bunch of the bats and then he lets them go. And then we had to like, there was areas like up towards like our chimney area that we had to like make sure that we're sealed and closed off. I have to go open our attic today to get down some suitcases and stuff. And every time I go up there, I'm like, please don't let there be poop. Please don't let there be animal poop or an animal up there. And bats only come out at night, correct? Bats typically sleep during the day. They're actually, you know, bats are, bats are you before you got this morning job. Oh, nocturnal. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're, they are, they sleep during the day and then at night they kind of go out and they do their thing. You know what I mean? How in the heck did it get in the garbage? I know that's crazy. Yeah. This is, here's some bats. So sleepy. This is bats. People like bats. Like people actually have bats as pets, which I think are kind of weird. I would rather have bats in my attic than mice or rats. Would you? Yeah. What's up, Teresa? Hi. Hey. What are your thoughts, uh, what are your thoughts about Shannon going into that attic to go get her, her suitcases today and how many bats you think are going to jump out at her? Oh, probably a ton. Um, what'd you, yeah. My washer was downstairs in the basement. I was doing a load of darks and I was grabbing everything out and at the end I was grabbing this, I thought was a dark black sock and here it was a bat that was in my washer that wash with my clothes. No. Hey. Yes. I screamed and yeah, yeah, it was dead, but I wasn't about to touch it. I had my son come I said, you've got to be the man of the house and get this bat out of here. How old's your son? Oh, he was young. Yeah. Like a teenage kid. Cause at that point I'm not the man of the house. At that point I'm sorry. Whatever happened to dad, where was dad at a time to be the man of the house? Like, I don't care. I don't even care. Dad's a deadbeat. You go find another man to be the man of the house. I don't want that brought on me. Yeah, that is crazy in your, uh, Amanda, what's going on? Hi. Yeah, I love watching bats. They, and they're great. They eat tons of mosquitoes. Uh, you really should buy, they have bat houses. You can hang in trays and stuff around your house to encourage them to stay around. So I like the idea that they eat mosquitoes. The problem though is they might think I'm a mosquito and I don't necessarily want the bat, right? You know, dodging towards my head because they're blind, aren't they? Isn't that where we get the term blind as a bat? I think they use like echolocation or something like that. I mean, I take Henry and Louis, my dogs out to go to the bathroom at like 10 o'clock at night and those some bitches, man, they, they will fly down and go after me. They think my hair is an animal or something. They're like going right after the day. I haven't heard they like hair. It's crazy. Uh, what's up, Amber? How you doing? Hey, I'm good. How are you? I'm doing okay. We're talking about my buddy who had a bat fly out of his sink. Could you imagine what you would do if that happened to you? Um, honestly, I could probably imagine because we've had bats in our house over the last couple of months. Man, we'll just be sitting and watching TV and all of a sudden you see something flying through the living room and then the cats start chasing it. Wow. Do you ever have bats in your bell free? What is that term? Isn't it like bats in the bell free? What is it called? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bats in the bell free. What does that mean by the way? When somebody says you have bats in your bell free? You've got a booger in your nose. Is that what it is? No, I do have a booger in my but that's what it means. I don't think that what that means. I don't know. Hang on. Did I just make that up? Chat GPT. Let me ask chat GPT. What does it mean when you have bats in your bell free? I'm going to ask it right now. What does it mean when it says you have bats in your bell free? All right. Hold on a second. I thought it meant you have a booger that people could see. Bats in the bell free. That's an old idiom, meaning someone is a bit eccentric, odd, or not thinking clearly like their mind is in a tall church tower, a bell free, and the bats are flying around inside causing confusion. You guys, I have no idea where I got the booger thing from, but I swear I heard that before. I think I got bats in my bell free. And he got a booger. What's going on, Catherine? Hi. So I found out that I am terrified of bats a couple of years ago. I was at my sister's and one flew through the house and I freaked out and started crying and I it was very embarrassing. And then a couple minutes later, the same thing happened. Suddenly something flew over my head and I again freaked out and my brother in law took a black sock and put dental floss and was dangling it over my head. Oh man, I'd be freaking. That would be just nuts. These guys are playing games with you, Catherine. What's up, Savannah? How you doing? Hi, how are you? Hey, Savannah's on the phone. Cabs out. Zach just gave you to you. What's going on? So I have a basement room that I rent and one morning I was off, it's okay. I got to go to the bathroom and I thought that there was like a black paper towel in my toilet. It turned out to be a bat. Oh, geez. They really turned on the way to check. Oh my God. Something could have flown up and I don't know. Was it, it was dead? No, no, it wasn't live. Oh my gosh. And I don't ever look in my toilet. I never look in my toilet when I'm going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Oh, in the middle of the night. Yes. If I sat down that thing, there would be enough room in my butthole for that. Okay. Can you imagine? It would be horrible. That's truly a bat in my belt. Oh my God. Jackie was driving in her car. No. And what happened? Hi. So my, so I'm driving with my dad and my little brother and a bat actually, like my bird was going crazy in the seat next to me and I was trying to figure out why I moved the stretcher. It went right on my lap and I freaked out and I sliced it down and put a pillow over top of it and told my dad, like I was like going crazy climbing to the front and he's like, what a bug? Are you freaking out a bug? And I was like, no, dad, a bat. Oh my God. That's quite the difference there. At this point right now, I am literally like starting to scratch and etch and like bats flying all over the place. Close your windows, guys. Keep them closed. Watch your toilets. Man, this is crazy. And you know what? It's the attack of all the animals because you know what's going on, Jackie? We've got deer overpopulated. They're running out in the middle of the street. They literally sat next to me at a red light this morning looking over at me like, when are you going to go? And then these turkeys, these wild turkeys, I want to shoot those bastards. Those creep me out so bad. Oh my God. Yeah, this is nuts. All these people, by the way, getting attacked by bats. Nobody else is hurt bats in the bell free for a booger. I'm really waiting for that. No, no, no. Wisdom says that you're wrong, Shannon. What is it? Wisdom? So it called bats in the cave. Oh yeah, that's right. Thank you. Yeah. So Mojo, I'm a second colon in 30 years, 30 years. Hey, 30 years! I, it's only been 25, but I got to tell you something that's amazing. You need to call us more often. What did you call for the last time? Oh my God, I left a mark. Remember when he said I want Caldian to cut me out in Caldian? Yes. And people start calling me off and he said, you asked for it when I cut the art in Caldian. That's right. That was you. Well, Wisdom, call us more often. I'll talk to you in another 25. You've used my snap. You read my text. No callback. All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. How did you come up with this topic? We're doing this topic coming. Just like the rich people topic? Yes. So I was out in, I don't know if it was gross point farms or just gross point period, but it's a lot of rich people out there. That's where we used to go when we really wanted like the full size chocolate candy bars during Halloween. And as a kid, all the rich people lived in gross point. For those people that don't know where that is, maybe you're listening in another area, Google the gross points and Google these homes. These are homes that are spectacular. They are, I would call them their mansions. And there's a lot of historic people that have estates. Yes. There's a lot of people that are, have lived there that are famous. And the most famous people are probably like the Anita Bakers, the Aretha Franklins, the Miguel Cabrera. His money over there basically. He's all his girls over there. For real? Art Vans estate is over there. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Okay. So I'm over there. I grocery shop out there. So that's where I was at. So I'm over there. I'm driving, stopping at a red light. And of course, I'm looking at homes because you don't see this every day. So I'm looking, I'm like, wow, this is dope. Wow, this is dope. This is dope. I stopped at a red light. I looked to my left and my question is like, what's the most rich thing you've seen in somebody's house? I looked to my left and how the house is facing, it's a big ass house. So it's not just facing like the front or facing the side. It's facing all directions. It's like a 360. So I look up and it's a big ass mirror up at the top like a glass you can see inside the house. They got a damn polar bear, like a stuffed polar bear in the top of the house right in front of the window for everybody to see. I'm like, that's creepy. That's that's rich. You know, you're rich when you can go to wherever you go to buy a polar bear and say, I want to buy a stuffed polar bear. Just to have it on display. Like that is like something like you say to yourself, I want a polar bear or what do you do? Do you go and you see it and say to yourself, you know what, I think I like it. I'll buy it. They went on an Alaska explosion. Do you think it was, do you think it was a live polar bear when they met it and they killed it? They probably said, I want that one. Michael Jackson. How do you know where to put it? It's so interesting because there's been times where I bought memorabilia before and I'm like, I would like to buy this memorabilia from my house. That's the only thing I think I've ever bought that I consider art. I have a Tom Brady autographed Patriots jersey and I'm like, this is the greatest. Where do you hang it? Like where do you decide that you're hanging it? Like I have to hang it in a man cave. This person with a polar bear has to say to themselves, where do we put the polar bear? And they put it somewhere where everybody can see. And the windows aren't drawn. It's like wide open. Like, hey, look at my polar bear. That's amazing. We should go on a polar bear house tour. It's funny, you were talking this morning, like the topic that you wanted to do is things that rich people have in their homes. We had talked about Paul Corvino, our old boss, the most interesting man in radio. He actually lived in Gross Point. Wasn't that Gross Point? He did. Yeah. He lived in Gross Point in a really, really awesome home that was there. And we would have parties, station parties there all the time. And he had the coolest thing ever that Lydia brought up this morning. Lydia, want to tell the listeners and tell Cav about it? Yeah. So he had a Batman pull in like his office. Like a stripper pull? Yeah. It could be a stripper club. A stripper watch, a Batman show. So Batman had a pull that he would go on to where he became Batman. He would slide down to the to the good Batcave. Okay. But you didn't see it when you walked into the room. You had to open these closet doors. It was like how Batman had it, where it came out from a like a bookshelf. Wow. And it would go to his basement. So when I would go to his house, I would slide down the pole after a couple drinks. But not just his basement. I never went down the Batpole. Didn't you have to come out of an armoire or something? No, what is that? In the basement? Yeah. So you had to come out. It was like a closet type thing too. So you had to enter this closet. You dropped down to a closet and you came right out to his basement. And he had like a movie room in there, right? That's rich. Isn't that crazy? That is rich. You got a Batman pole to go downstairs behind your armoire. Have you ever said armoire? Armoire. Say it again. My mom got to figure it out. Armoire. That's good. I want to do something in my house. And I want to do this. I want to do a bourbon like room. Like I've been wanting to do this. Kind of like a speakeasy. Like we have in our basement, we have like the kids have a video game room. They don't play videos in the video game room. It's literally got old video games that they don't use anymore like PS2s and stuff in there. And they play on the TV. That's the TV I watch from. So I said to Chelsea, I go, this would be a dream of mine to have like a bourbon room and to have it so that you get a bunch of bottles of bourbon. Because I try to collect. That's the only thing I've been kind of collecting these days is I get like bourbon bottles or bourbon special bourbons and have them in there and then have a group of guys like with barrels of bourbon like there and sit around with nice comfy like leather chairs. And we all just sit there and drink and stuff in the room. But I don't, I don't know. Like that would be the good thing I would want to do. Would you have an armoire? Like how would you get into this? I think I would have the armoire for the, is that how you pronounce it? Armoire? Isn't armoire? Y'all looking at me? I don't know. Is it armoire? I would have it. I have no idea. Now I feel like it's a weird word to say. I would have the bourbon bottles on the armoire. Okay. How are we getting into your speakeasy though? Do you got a secret lever you're pulling? You know, I never thought. It used to be like a bookcase that you pull a book out of. I want a sliding, like I want to like a thing where you touch the wall in the wall actually is like glass and then, but you don't see it there and then all of a sudden it turns into a nothing. Like what? I know I don't want to. I just want a door. I just want a regular door. I drove past a house the other day that had in the, they had the garage doors open and I am such a voyeur. If I'm driving past your house at night, I'm looking in. If your garage is open, I'm looking in. This family had a thing that it reminded me of parking in New York City. It lifted cars up. So there was a car on a car. Yes. And then in the second garage door, there was a car stacked on top of a car. So a lot of sense. Exactly what you talked about. It was like a lift. Yeah. A lot of, you see a lot of homes that will have them because they only have like a two car garage. And so they'll take, they'll take those lifts because they have a high garage and they'll have like a car on top of there. That's what it was. A lot of those guys with those classic cars. I'm such a mom. Why I noticed it too was the bottom space had nothing in it except for a bunch of little kid scooters and bikes. And I was like, Oh my God, if something happens to that top car, the kids are going to get crushed. I wanted to go up the window so bad. I got Chas here. Chas you there? Yeah, I'm here. How are you guys? Good morning. Good. Let me hear you say the word arm wall. Arm wall. That was good. I was very good. What's going on? Thank you. Tell us about the house. So my aunt and uncle, when I was like four, they built their house and whatnot. And we were doing a little tour of it. And my aunt took us into this room that they have in their basement and it's a 20 foot by 20 foot room that they have converted into a shower strictly for dogs, because for their dogs, their dogs literally their dogs are literally like their life. I guess you could say my aunt, she has this dog trained so well. It's actually firefighter certified and everything. Yeah. So you can climb ladders and whatnot. So it's crazy. Like when you walk in and it's got that like the one that's right, the shower head right in the middle and it just falls on the dog basically. And yeah, you go in, you just get the dog shallered and whatnot. So a friend of mine, Eric Johnson, he owns Johnson's Builders. Love him. They're great guy. Love the guy. He says that that that is pretty popular. People that will make grooming areas in their home for their dogs, like especially tubs and things. Yeah. And then the other big thing that now is becoming really, really popular in homes is the, the two master suites is like a big deal too, which I think Chelsea would love to have like two master suites. So you can have like separate rooms to go sleep in. So you go to sleep at night in two separate rooms. I wish I were in a 20 by 20 foot though. A big shower. Does the water hit you everywhere? Like is it coming from like a, kind of like in my mind is like if I put a flick a lighter in front of a sprinkler and it covers the entire areas of that in the show. I don't know. Cause I'm not, I'm not into the shower heads that are above your head. Like I don't like the rain showers. I like, I like them like fire hoses. I want them seriously tearing my skin. I'm the same way. Cause sometimes when I go to a hotel that has that, I don't like it. Cause sometimes I don't want to wash my hair. I, I, well, then I got to wear a shower cap. I hate it because I'm a big man and it never, there's always a part of my body that's getting cold. What's going on, Vicky. Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good. Oh, by the way, somebody says that they may know the neighbor that has the polar bear house. Yes. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Vicky. What's up? We have the three signed jerseys in like shadow box framed on the wall in our family room. I like and an entire shelf of all 32 NFL mini helmets. Oh, by the way, and you have this up in your house. This is not something that your husband has forced you to have up. No, he does not force to have up. It is in our family room because that is, could you call my wife? Cause you might be the nicest wife in the world for doing that. It's pretty cool. It's clear acrylic shelves and all the mini helmets are on it. So they're kind of like a floating wall display. That's cool. I like that. I want that. I want that. And I wanted dairy queen ice cream machine right in the middle of my house. Would you like one of those soft serve? I've got to put it with the bourbon and soft serve. Bourbon over soft serve bourbon. Yes. How about bourbon and lemonade in a machine that's like a slushy machine at seven 11. What's up, Andrea? I'm getting horny. What you really need to do. Yeah. What you really need to do is have your bourbon room and then have your Yacht Rock music playing. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock. I don't want to hear a little Yacht Rock on a Friday. I mean, tell me, come on. Let's pour some bourbon. Be honest with me. Be honest with me, Brandy. I'm down today. I'm down today. Let's go. Wait, I'm sorry, Brandy. Your name's Andrea. Oh my God. You know what that means? Yes. Hold on a second. I need to play Brandy. Hold on. Here we go. Can I tell you something, Mojo? I went to the farmers market with the kids the other day and the little band was playing this song and in my head, all I could feel was you going in the Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock. Bro, where are the glasses? Let's have a drink. Come on. Let's have a drink. Here we go. This is for you, Andrea. 100 chips a day. Well, they got it at the tone. Tell me that you don't listen to it on the weekends and think of me. It's a good, it's a good like mood stutter. Yeah, exactly. I'll get that to you. All right. Well, have a good weekend. Okay. If you're late in the pool, it's great. Yeah, exactly. We're going to have a little glass of bourbon and listen to Yacht Rock. Hey, Cody, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hey, guys. How you doing? Yeah. So when I moved out, my father converted my bedroom to his gun safe room. You know, and yeah, he put it under a lock and key just has everything from floor to ceiling. A gun safe room. Like the whole room had guns in it? All things floor to ceiling. Where do you live? I would not want to go to Lake Oregon or where you at? We're out. We're out like Mary'sville. Okay. Honestly, there's something kind of cool about that, you know, there's something. A gun room. You have a whole, he has a gun safe room. So he has a, yeah, he's able to get the gun safe out of his bedroom and make it into old. Does he got like old school guns? Because that'll be cool. I just have to like stuff with like powder in them. Oh yeah. Muskets. Like a muskets in there. Do this again. And what does he, what does he store the guns in? What is the name of the furniture that he stores the guns in? It's just the whole bedroom. No, no, no, no, no, no. What's it called? Safe. An armoire. That's our word for the day. Today is brought to you by the letter A for armoire. Is that how you spell it? Is it with an A? Yeah, yes. There is an R at the end. So is it war? Armoire. Is A-R-M-O-I-R-E. Yeah. Hold on. Becca, what's the rich people house that you know of? I love. Yeah. So I was at a farm in Zealand. I used to work for a restaurant and we went to this farm that like supplied us a bunch of cows and they were super rich. Like they had this beautiful house and inside the house, like, you know you're rich when you have a small doll size model of your own home inside your home? Really? As well. Yeah. And it was like everything was accurate. Like it had, it had everything to size, but then they also had this one room with all their taxidermy and I'm not talking like, not like deer and waterfall and fish. Like this guy went hunting in Africa and had like leopards and stuff, but my favorite taxidermy was two raccoons playing poker with each other. Taxidermy freaks me out. It does. It does. It's kind of weird. I know, but it's wild. That's funny, Becca. Thank you for the call. We appreciate you. No problem. If you're weird, crazy, sometimes stupid and clingy, you're just like us. This is Mojo in the morning. It's the second date update on Mojo in the morning. Second date update. We got here. We got Michael and Chase. Oh, I like this. We got two guys that are on the second date update. Right. A little same sex relationship going on here right now. Michael getting ghosted. Michael, how are you? I've been better, but I'm all right. How are you? Good. How did you guys meet? We met on Grindr. Let me ask a question because I do not have a Grindr account. No matter what people think, I ask my son this all the time, my son, Jacob, on Grindr. Is it better because there's more abundance out there than going to Tinder or going to hinge to meet somebody? Is that why you go there? Because it's purely same sex relationships? Well, not necessarily, but Tinder and hinge, you have to match with someone where it's Grindr. You can just message them and then you don't have to wait for them to match with you, for them to respond. Okay. Ah, that makes sense. That's your access. All right. So what happened? You guys went out on one date, two dates, and now that you're not getting called back, what's the story? Yeah, we went out to dinner, but we did have sex after, so I don't know. It went kind of fast, I guess. The sex or the dinner or the date? The date. Okay. Like the whole thing went back. The date to the sex. Yeah. Did you anticipate that happening after talking to him on Grindr? No, not really, but I kind of, I think that like I was more open to it because when we talked, I kind of seemed like he was open to future dates and like maybe was looking for something more serious. So, Okay. And not a one night stand, which is what you're feeling right now. Chase is on the phone with us. Chase, will you say hello to Michael? Hey, hey. Hi. Chase, what's going on? Hey. What is, hey, what is going on, Chase? Well, you know, it was just, it was a great time and I thought it went well, but you know, it just sort of complicated. Less complicated. Well, you know, I mean, we hit it off and stuff like that. You know, you're, you're, he's just a sweet guy and I really, I do like him. I mean, it's like, you know, so it's just hard, you know what I mean? It's like difficult. That's all. What's the butt here? Well, the truth is, I'm still in love with my ex, you know, and it just, it just wasn't the same, you know, with him and it's, it's not him. It's me really. That's not just me and my ex. I know it's just me and my ex. Who is, like, how fresh is this breakup from your ex? Um, it's, it's, it's okay. So it's about two weeks ago. So it was about two weeks ago and when was the date, Michael? So do we believe chase no offense and don't get offended and hang up on us here? It sounds to me like you were cheating on your boyfriend and you decided to go out with Michael and now you're realizing that this is not a good situation. Oh, no, no, no, no, we were, we were broken up. I was not cheating. What it is, is if he wants to prove wrong, I thought this would sort of help me get out of this. If he wants to prove wrong, I thought this would sort of help me get over him. Oh, so you kind of used him. Do you believe that? Shannon, Gavin, Michael. I do. You do? I do. I just think that it kind of sucks that. Yeah, it does. That was the case. Like he knew going in that he, he was not going in thinking that this could be the potential start of a new relationship. He was going in thinking this is going to help me. Gotcha. It was a very selfish thing. Yeah. I feel like I kind of believe him, but at the same time when he hit us with the it's not me as you thing, that kind of sounded a little contrived and a little false, but I don't know. He's still, he probably still misses X and he won his X. I get it. Do we think though that he should have said something to Michael about this? None of his business. I think though that you're going to, you're, you nobody wants to be the rebound. I'm saying he went, he went to go get some buns and that's what he got. And he not in there looking for love. He's just mad. He got played. Eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight the telephone number. I'm going to say this to you people. I don't want you to treat this like you would, you know, treat it special because it's Michael and Chase. I want you to treat it like you would treat it if it was a guy doing this to a girl or a girl doing this to a guy. I want you to tell me what you think of Chase going in for some when he still has feelings for his acts. I personally think chase what you did was wrong. Why though? Because what Chase did, he's messing with Michael's feelings. Michael, you're hurt, right? Yeah, it was really messed up and he made it sound like he wanted something real and I had no idea that he, but he lied. He did. Right out of the bottom of the room. He didn't want a real say. He, I know, but he lied to you. He lied to you about his intentions that night. He went into this thing trying to get over his acts by getting under Michael and I think that that's not what exactly Michael was wanting and Michael, how often do you have sex on the first day? Not very often and I had told him that I was not really looking for a hookup. But you did it. It's talking about. I know, but that was after we discussed it. It wasn't like I was just being crazy. Like I did not discuss. Did y'all discuss dating and potentially finding out? Yeah, I said I'm not looking for a hookup. I'm looking for something more serious. I don't want to be like a one-time thing and we hit it off on the date. So I felt more comfortable. Hold on. What I'm saying isn't cool is I'm just not of the cloth of I don't do this. I don't do that. I don't do this. And then you do everything you said you don't do because he was taken by Chase. When did I pay that? No. No, no. You don't sleep on the first night and then you woke up in his bed. No, I never said that either. I'm telling you, if this was a woman, you would be defending. No, and you would. Oh, whatever. You would be. Bruce, what's going on? How you doing? How's it going? What are your thoughts, Bruce? Man, I think he lying, man. I ain't even gonna lie. You know, whatever your person is, but I just think he lying. I can't say it when he each out with that, but it ain't me as well. Whatever. He lying, man. He lying, bro. If there was a man in a woman, come on, a man. I'll be lying on a date. I'm just saying, I'm just saying he lying, bro. He lying, bro. Come on now. Which one's lying though? Michael or Chase is lying. Which guy's lying? The guy that the guy that caught in the top awesome is not me as you. That's the guy that's lying. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Chase, that's chase. That's the guy's lying because I, I, and I agree with you on that too. Michelle, what's going on, Michelle? I don't think Chase did anything wrong. Really? I think no. I think he probably does want to go out on dates with someone else and get over the guy. He's not dating anymore. And he, maybe he thought just going out might help him and move on. I don't think he intentionally meant to hurt him when he went out with him. If this was war, the roses would be busting his ass. You know that would be totally a different story. Shiana, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Mojo. Hi. So I think Chase was a little selfish. He needed to be upfront and then Michael could have made a choice for himself. Yeah. Said listen. So the little selfish for Chase to be like that. I still have feelings for my ex, but maybe I'll have feelings for you. Let's go. You know what I mean? Like just, just say that. I'd probably, I don't know, Michael, would you have still slept with him if he said that to you? Absolutely not. Okay. Well, there you go. It wouldn't have worked for Chase. Well, because at least then you know there's the, what the risk is. Listen to this. Textures. I guess you know what the risk is anyway, but he kind of talked to a different game. Two, three, one says you don't look for love on Grindr girl, please. And then listen to this one. This is a, uh, it's almost similar one. Six one, six says Grindr is a hookup site. The fact that he ghosted him and didn't just come clean is the problem. That's interesting. Cause I don't know Grindr at all, but it's Grindr the Tinder of gay apps. They say people get married on Tinder. I was just saying my, my best friend Kelly got married from Tinder. Okay. Well, so I don't know. I don't know. Michael, I your heartbroken, right? No, we're definitely not. I just think it's rude and annoying. Okay. Yeah. I get that. Chase, you and the acts back together again. Are you guys back hanging with each other? No, we're not actually, uh, uh, but, uh, I really learned my way down those to them. The point is, uh, I do, you know, I'm talking to you guys and listen to everybody. And then also, uh, I owe, you know, him an apology because it's, it is, it's, it's, it's just a jerk thing to do. And I'm sorry. I like that. You accept the apology? Michael. Yeah, I do. No, thank you. Y'all should go out again. No. In a while. I'm not in this time. No, he's being honest. This is the home of the dirty on the 30 throwbacks, throwdown, second date update and war of the roses. This is Mojo in the morning. Sound for the dirty on a 30, but first Mojo secret sound, your chance at $13,000. We are clearing out the phone lines, eliminating every single person as calling now. So if you hear my voice, you're going to hear like a dial tone in the second because Bianca is going to clear you out and then we're going to restart and we're looking for the 95th caller. Number 95 is going to have their opportunity to answer a question. If they get that question, right? That's $13,000 in your pocket courtesy of DFCU. And here's the sound. All right. 844 Mojo live 844 6656548 clear the lines Bianca. Oh, I don't know what happened. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. Mojo in the morning's journey on the 30. Really quick. What would you do with $13,000? $13,000. I would do my best. I would give all of you money. That sounds like a pretty good answer. Right. Probably wouldn't happen, but it sounds like a pretty good answer. I'll make you guys smile a little bit. Yeah, but I'm going to the piss and skin. Yeah. What are you doing? Let's say that I'm going to the piss and skin. Are you going to sit like a court side? Are you going to save some of the money? Like how are you going to enjoy that game? No, dude, I'm going all out one game. And you know, I'm getting the jersey now hot dogs or the hot dogs. Would you sit on the floor or would you get one of those boots? If I could get a booth, I'm getting a booth and bring my six closest friends. You guys are coming watching Kev do his thing. Anna, you coming? I'm with you, but I think today might be their last home game. Oh, I'm going to the playoffs. Oh, okay. I mean, not you. That's yeah. Regular season final game is tonight, but playoffs, I believe. Once seating has been established and the play in tournament happens April 19th, I believe 18th or 19th will be our first home game. Oh, can't wait. Cannot wait. Anna, what would you do with 13,000? I would get some work done to my body and like what? I don't know. Maybe like a nose job, a boob job. What's wrong with your nose and your boobs? Well, let's save that for a topic another day. Monday morning. I don't think anything's wrong with your nose or boobs. Keep things the way they are. All right. Now that butt though, I'm just like, no, I'm just playing. All right. Let's get into the dirty man. So euphoria is returning after a four year hiatus, the HBO show executive produced by Drizzy Drake. That star is in day. A Sydney Sweeney and Jacob Elordi is back and ready to recapture our Sunday nights. But many fans are speculating that this may be the last season of euphoria. I mean, if it took four years for this season to come, how long will it take for the next? Or is this the end? Now yesterday was the red carpet premiere. And here is actress Alexa Demi who plays Maddie on the show, talking about whether or not this is it. Is it the end of season three, the end of euphoria? It feels like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you happy with where Maddie is the end of this season? Yeah. Yeah. It's I don't want to say too much, but. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That means her character probably does. Yeah. Or maybe this is the end, man. I mean, everybody that's on that show, the people I just mentioned, Jacob Elordi, who was up for an Oscar, Sydney Sweeney, her career is Blossomans. And they have she's got three movies dropping this year alone. Their biggest stars really don't have the time, I guess, to commit to it. That's kind of crazy. So it's tough, man. It took four years from this one. Are we still going to wait four years for the next one? So shout out to Zendaya also who looked incredible last night. She had a little satin piece on. Oh my gosh. Shout out to Tom Holland. Lucky man. Euphoria season three premieres this Sunday, April 12th at 9 p.m. on HBO, or you can stream it on Max. Now, Shannon broke news yesterday that rapper Offset was shot and it catch up to speed. If you are just now learning this outside of Hard Rock Casino in Florida, an incident occurred. Still a little gray on all of the details, but Offset was reportedly shot in the buttocks. And was rushed to the hospital where he was reported. Oh my fuck. Yeah. Yeah. He was rushed to the hospital. He's reported to be in stable condition with non-life threatening injuries. And the question is who shot him? Many people believe it was rapper Little TJ. Allegedly, again, this is what people believe. Little TJ was present and he was arrested not for the shooting, though, but he was arrested on disorderly conduct charges. He was out on bond yesterday. And as soon as he came out, all the cameras were there in his face. Reporters were asking him questions and he had this to say on the event. The last thing I seen was Offset looking at me like this. Yo, that bitch shot me. That bitch shot me. La, la, la. That bitch is a right. I don't do no damn fighting. Hey, man, you just want to tell us what happened? Did I shoot Offset? Bullshit. Crazy. They're saying he was disorderly. Did he put a hand on you? You're the best. You're the best. I won't say he would never play with me like that. So we don't know at this point, although it does sound like there is something between the two of them. And many people are speculating that Offset, and this is allegedly Offset may have a little bit of a gambling problem and he owe TJ some money and that's what sparked the incident. We don't know. That's what people are saying. But prayers at the whole situation ends peacefully and that Offset is remaining healthy in the hospital right now. Speaking of cameras everywhere, please tell me you saw the pictures of Offset outside of the hospital. Oh my god, my man. Why'd they do it like that? He just got shot in the butt crack. I feel like hospitals have to have a designated area instead of just allowing people to be wheeled outside in the front of the hospital. It's got to be something else. It sucks. Oh, my man alone. Cigarette in hand. He needed a smoke, man. Well, in this dirty with one more story, this is for all of my Michigan Wolverines men's basketball fans. Again, the Wolverines won the championship defeating Yukon and the celebration is upon us. They're going to celebrate the big win with a parade and fans welcome the team back yesterday to Ann Arbor. But the official parade will take place this Saturday, April 11th, my birthday. The parade will start around 10 a.m. at the president's house on University Avenue. It'll make its way through the campus of Ann Arbor and it'll be followed by a ticketed event inside of the Chrysler Center at 1 p.m. Reserve seats are $30 for upper bowl 75 for lower student tickets start at 20. And for more information, purchase your tickets and find out exactly what's happening. Go to mgoblue.com slash tickets. Do you see them wearing the WWE championship belt? No. They are the champions. Hell. Hell. Hell, hell yeah. That's the end of the dirty. For more information, check out the I Heart Radio podcast. Miss something in the dirty on the 30. Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com. You know what time it is. You know what time it is, Anna. Time for Mojo's Secret Zones. And here's your host, have no. Thank you, Anna. It is everyone's favorite radio competition. The only morning show giving you a shot at $13,000 courtesy of DFCU. We scraped the phone lines and we found our 95th caller. Well, I guess they found us. Congratulations on that timing from Romulus. We got Crystal on the phone. What's up, Crystal? Hey, how are you? I'm good. All right. So other than being our 30 or excuse me, 95th caller and being from Romulus, tell us a little bit about yourself. Oh, I'm a stay-at-home mom. Just got my kids off to school. That I'm not much. Any hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time? If you if you have such a thing? Oh, I'm a crafter. I'm a crafter. I all the craft. Okay. Is that where a lot of the $13,000 is going to go to? Some crafts? That and some credit card bills. Okay. Okay. All right, Crystal. Well, we're going to play the secret sound and then we'll get your guess. Zach, let's hear that secret sound. All right, Crystal. There it is. The question for you is what is Mojo Secret Sound? I think it's an office copier printer sitting out multiple seats. Say that one more time. An office copier printer sitting out multiple sheets of paper. Got you. Okay. All right. I like that guess a lot. I like it. I think we had something similar last week. Unfortunately. That's not the right answer. Oh, sorry, Crystal. Crystal, it is not a copier machine sitting out multiple sheets. Okay. That's okay. You can still try again at 930. I just like to hear the sound of defeat. Sorry, Crystal. Who's being 930? Friendly reminder this morning that you are good enough. I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happen to have a radio show. And chances are you're funnier than we are. This is Mojo in the Morning. Ladies and gentlemen. Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning. Anna says that people are treating her differently after the conversation that we had on the air the other day. By the way, that conversation was about as real as I've ever seen on this radio show. And I want to hear what's going on. You feel like people are, what are they doing to you? I don't know. I've never dealt with like a death so that felt so close to me. So I haven't like experienced how people try to help you through like a hard time like this. And one of my biggest frustrations right now is that like I just feel different. And I don't know why. Like I just, I don't know. Everything's different. And I don't know why it is like I post on. I'm supposed to be posting on social media every day. I don't want to post just weird things like that. And one of the things that is also making me feel different is how some of my friends are treating me and I don't really know how to approach the conversation because I know that everything they're doing is trying to be so helpful and I'm so appreciative of it. But some people I feel like are just babying me and that almost makes me think about why I'm sad again. So for example, one of my friends, I love him so much, but he's texting me like, did you eat breakfast? Did you go to church? Did you smoke? Because he knows that smoking calms me down. And these are like texts that I'm getting every couple hours and I'm like, I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. Like I can take care of myself. I think. If you don't mind, let me recap. I don't know. I feel like you need to recap because I know it might be tougher for you to talk about this. But you missed a phone call from a friend and that friend ended up dying. You talked about this on the air. You can go back and listen to the podcast. So you're saying that this friend of yours is checking in on you to make sure you're okay. Yeah, different. Doing something. More like yesterday I walked into a meeting with a bunch of salespeople and like instantly everyone gets quiet. No one says anything. And then all of a sudden it's, we're so sorry. Everyone's hugging me and like, thank you. I get it. Thank you so much. But this is making me remember why I'm sad in the first place. Like I just want, I just want to be normal. Well, come over here. Seconds punch you right in the nose. I think a lot of people struggle, struggle when somebody close to them is grieving though. I know I'm this way. I don't know what to do. Am I doing too much? Am I doing too little? Like I am not great. Like have you are so great with words of comfort? I'm not good with that stuff. But I feel like my friend Ashley is so good because whenever I, I'm in a situation where I'm sad or I'm struggling with something, she will just come and be and be with me. Not, not give me a lecture, not say anything, like just come and do normal things and just be close. And that to me is really helpful instead of like, do you need me to drop off food? Did you smoke? Did you eat? Did you drink in a flutter today? Did you make sure you getting like that is well intentioned. But like you said, it can get really overwhelming. I definitely feel that way. You know what somebody told, and they did for Chelsea when Chelsea went through ovarian cancer. They brought her grapes. I remember, I remember that. They did, I remember that. Perfect thing. No, it was a couple of her friends did this and it made Chelsea and I rethink how we're going to be with others, you know, and maybe we should do this with you. They would just send things to the house. Not ask. They wouldn't call and say, what can I do for you? Or can I do something like this? They would just send things like randomly out of the blue, we would get food that would be just delivered to the house. And it would be a Tupperware container. There's something that they made and they dropped it off and said, here for whenever you want it, whatever you want to do with it, if you don't want it, do whatever. And it was, it's amazing. And I think sometimes that what that does is it lets you just be, Yeah. Let you heal from what you're healing with. But I do think it's, it's nice that their friends are checking in on you. For sure. It's just almost overwhelming like that I have to answer all these texts and questions about my well-being. When you first started talking a moment ago, you kind of said that you didn't fully, you're not able to fully articulate how you feel right now. Like you kind of don't know what to do. You're not really doing things that you're normally used to doing like posting. And I think when you have a friend that goes through something like that, there's a portion of you that changes as well, where you don't know how to support someone in that moment. Yeah. And like to Shannon's point, sometimes you just like over support because it's like, I want to make sure that they know that I'm here for them and I love them. I want to make sure that they're okay. And you just don't know how to process it. It's a very weird position. Yeah. It's weird for everyone. I also think when you're going through something, your senses are heightened in that you're like, is everybody judging me? What is everybody thinking about me? Like everybody's quiet. I do feel like that happens just very naturally. We're human as well. And normal doesn't feel like enough. Megan, you okay there? You were coughing. I was going to pick your phone call up. How you doing? Yes, I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. What's up, Megan? I'm doing okay. I just wanted to give a few words of encouragement to Anna as someone whose mom passed away at a young age. I was 14. I'm 31 now, so it's been a while. But it doesn't... I understand when Anna says that she feels like she's changed as a person because I feel like I have never been the same since my mom passed away. But you have to basically turn into the person that you want them to be, that they want you to be, that they know that you are to make them proud. I think in Anna's case, I think it's a little different. I think that it's not that she's changing as a person. She said that people are checking in on her, which is making her even more sad when they're checking in. I think that's what she's saying is that it's bringing up the loss more and more because I think people are just trying to make sure you're okay. Melissa, what's up? Good morning. I am, I'm very, very deeply moved by this topic and my heart is with your heart. My son was killed overseas just over three years ago. He was in the military and it was just an accident. And the people that just jumped to be with me or that knew what to do, they are an enormous blessing. Those people are just their guests. And so I'll be very grateful for that. The people that don't know what to say or say the things that are trade or that maybe do too much, maybe just gently, like because I know I got angry a couple of times, but just gently nudge them into a, I appreciate what you're saying, but this is not necessarily how I'm going to heal. And we all do have a different past. Some people need the, I'm so sorry and the this and the that. For me, it was the people that just knew me so well. Like Shannon was saying, there were people that just know what to say or how to act. And those people are going to be the ones that are going to be the foundation for the coming days and weeks and months, because this is going to be a process for you. No matter if it is a partner, a child, or just a really close friend, we all grieve and we all feel so differently. Wow. And we all grieve really differently. Yeah. Melissa, thank you for that. And thank you for your son's service. And we appreciate you calling. Thank you guys. You guys are awesome. Some days you make me laugh so hard and some days you make me cry. Yes. Well, you got teared us up when you told us about your son. Appreciate you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. But yeah, just remember to take your pace and don't be angry at the people that are trying. They just, not everybody is emotionally as intelligent as those people that you're going to rely on. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks so much for the call. Appreciate it. Dawn, what's up, Dawn? Last call on this one. What's going on? Well, I had the opposite feeling. How she would feel if no one checked on her. Because when my dad had passed, a few people said, how are you doing? How are you feeling? And then as time went by, no one seemed to check on me. No one seemed to say, how are you doing or how are you feeling? And then I felt lonely and the opposite feeling of, like, I thought nobody cared anymore. Now I realize people just don't know what to say or how. How to say or do they just avoid you? Yeah, that's an interesting one. Yeah. And sometimes people don't check in with you because they're afraid to, because they don't know how to deal with it. I definitely see it as a blessing. I don't want, like, if my friends are listening to think that I'm mad at them, it's just like, it's not my preferred way of healing, I guess. Like, I'm more what Shannon said, like, just send me something to eat. Stop asking me if I ate stuff like that. So. How do you think it looks? Hey, what up, Tweet? What up, Tweet? What is with the sunglasses? What's up? For me, I don't know. Sometimes I get, like, complacent energy and I need to switch something up. So that's why I put mine on. I saw Kevin all of a sudden wearing sunglasses and I was like, why does Kevin get to wear sunglasses and I don't get to wear sunglasses? I feel like we're like the Blues Brothers or something. Hey! Look at us! You Tommy Lee Jones or Bluesman? What do you think? Let's go! They look good on both of you. I'm not going to ask Anna how she's doing. I'm just going to try to make Anna laugh. That's all I'm going to do. All of a sudden I look up and Kev's wearing, like, gray band. I had to switch up something, man. What do you think Bianca, huh? Does this look good on video? I can't see myself. We need some black suits. Who looks tougher? Let's go. We need black suits. We need black suits, man. We need a man in black. What's some other buddy comedies where they have black suits and black shades? Hey, wait, wait, wait. It's the movie, I don't know. Dan Akroy? Blues Brothers. Oh, Blues Brothers, yeah. Blues Brothers? Why do people wear sunglasses indoors? You can't see crap. I think they look cool. We love our mojo. Back to mojo in the morning. It's mojo in the morning. And Shannon got stuck in this line. And I don't even know how long you ended up there. But the worst line to get stuck in, Shannon, what is it? I know it's so stupid, but it took over my afternoon. I thought I had a few. I was running early. Yesterday I had a bunch of stuff to do with the kids in the morning. We had to run to Costco. I had to transition them to their dads. Then I had to go to a viewing, a friend of mine's dad passed away. But I was kind of running ahead of schedule. So on my way home from the funeral home in Farmington, I thought I'm going to stop at the Jack's Car Wash on Telegraph. And I don't know what it is right there, Bloomfield, Telfield. Anyway, the way that the turnaround is the line and how long the line is is kind of hidden from the roads. So I'm like, oh, it looks like there's not a lot of people there. I turn in and boom, it is wrapped around the place to get in. But even by the time I had turned in, cars were already lining up behind me and I was stuck. It's one of those lines that you get in and you can't get out of because there are other cars on either side of you and you can't back up. You can't go forward. So I sat there for 49 minutes from the time I got into the line until the time I drove out. It was 49 minutes. And when I got up to the little machine, I'm an unlimited club member. But something happened. I think the machine ran out of paper and it was out of order. So then when I pulled up to the guy and he's like knocking on my window, where's your receipt? He didn't know what to what car wash I was getting. I rolled down my window and I said, oh, it's just the basic one. It's not a big deal. And he was like, no, I need the code or the number. So then the car wash stopped as he had to go inside and do something. So it was. It was a long way. It was, yeah. It's got it's the worst is the worst is being in any kind of line, right? Nobody would go into Cedar Point or Disney and standing in those long lines. But you kind of ask for it a little bit like when you're going there. The car wash is a different thing. Every car wash is packed. It's so funny. A blink of sun comes out and everybody's got the same idea. For sure. I texted Wes. I'm like, because he thought I was going to be home and he's like, where are you? I go, I'm at the car wash. Yeah. He goes, you are an idiot. Why would you go to the car wash today? He said the same thing. Everybody's going to the car wash today. I'm not joking during that time. I painted my nails. I whitened my teeth and I called and caught up with my college friend Julie. I mean, I take three things off my list. I was very productive. That's amazing. That's which line is longer for you and more annoying for you that line or last week you were talking about being in Michael's line. I think it was wasn't it Michael's. No, it was home. Honestly, that's probably the same amount of time. Yeah. The worst line is for me. It's almost genius the way that these establishments construct their lines. But any fast food line where there's like a brick wall where you literally cannot leave. Can't move. Like you are locked in, especially if it's somebody behind you. They're like, no, you about to get these chicken nuggets. And you're hungry. Can I tell you that when you go to a fast food line and you're in that line, the fast food line and there is a person in front of you that is elderly and the elderly person is ordering and you get all worked up. I sent this to Lydia yesterday. Lydia, how funny was that thing? The old man, the 83 year old man. Take a listen to this ordering at McDonald's. Ready? Here you go. His hears him. I did not expect this. Watch this. I know I shouldn't have done this. I am 83 years old. I was in the McDonald's drive through this morning. The young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing some ugly things because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I had done because as we moved up, she leaned out her window and a wave to me, she began mouthing. Thank you. Thank you. Probably feeling embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window, I showed to serve her both receipts and I took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end and start all over again. Oh my God, that is so funny. Isn't that the greatest? But yeah, there is, I have in the morning the same Starbucks order at the same place every single day. I ordered literally the same thing. And I'll pull up to the window and usually I'm the first person there at five o'clock when they open up and they'll go, hey Mojo, come on up. You know, like whatever they'll pull up there. Today, there was a black dirty. He needed a car wash or she needed a car wash. Chevy Tahoe in front of me. And you know what I was upset about? The dirt. No, it was a person who must not know what order they want because they sat in that window for at least they're talking to them and they're like, hold on a second here. I want to do I want to hold that like there. I can hear them out the window because I have my window kind of cracked open. And it's like, who doesn't know their order when they go up to any kind of a win. Everybody, bro. You know your order. You know, sometimes your taste buds can change. Double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry, large coke. Go. You got to switch it up sometimes. Sometimes I see the photo and it plays with my brain and I'm like, wait, you cannot do this. You got a two minutes. I would say two minutes is enough time to peruse and then know what you want. Kevin, it's a fast food restaurant, meaning fast food. That's not slow food. That's the way they prepare it. Not the way you order it. And McDonald's, you know, if they know you're slow, they make you go sit in a parking spot or if they're slow, they're sitting. Now that's what I don't like. They should. Don't tell me to pull up. They should make you always go into parking spot. If you're a person that's always slow, they should. I'm not for that. They should see you're in the window and go just pull in the parking spot. Five that that is the bane of my existence. I get in line, order my food and you say, can you pull up a little bit? We'll bring it out. Like, no, that's what I'm here for. There's a window for you to pass my food through. Why I got to stand up and wait for John to walk out the side door? That's not what we're here for. And in this go back to Shannon's car wash situation, because I have that same membership that you have. Yeah. Slow car wash employees should be canned on the spot. And slow car wash members should be having their membership taken away from them. The whole point of going to get the car wash and having the monthly thing is you drive in and you drive out. Quick quick quick. Right? Is it slow for real? Yeah. You drive in. You feel like we're like hand washers? No. No. No. No. They, they, they dry at the end. It took me. But the problem is half the time people pull up to the thing and they can't figure out what buttons to push or they're. Dude, it's, it's three no thank yous for me. Boom, boom, boom. Yes. I get my receipt. Do you get tire shine? I go almost every day. No, I get the basic of basics. I get tire shine. No. But I don't pay for it. I get the basic of basics because I, and I always have like a few bucks cash with me. Yeah. And tip them at the end if they, if I have them do the towel, but. You gotta open the door to tip. Don't roll down the window. I, yeah, you'll get streaks. I do the window. But if you roll down the window and then tip them, they always wipe off the window again. Yeah. What's up, Jody? How you doing? Morning guys. Good morning. She wanted me to share my textiles with you, Shannon. I went to the car wash and the line was out to the street, but literally it was like 10 minutes. Maybe it like just kept moving and moving so fast. I don't know what was going on. And then the guy behind me kept honking and I'm like, why are you honking at me? Clearly you can see that I can't move. Yeah. You're doing, you're doing everything you can. Yeah. Where are you right now? In the factory. Is she at Jax? I am. It's Mary bound, Mary go around Jody. I work at the plant build in the truck. Okay. See that in Jody, you know this, you gotta be productive in the same order. Otherwise you could shut an entire plant down. Can you imagine any of these bastards that at the car wash trying to figure out how to make cars like you do? I know they would be shutting it down. I shut it down. Yes. Well, thank you for the call, Jody. Appreciate you. Thank you. Have a good day. You too. Corey, what's going on? Hey, how's it going? Yeah, a little life hack on that one too. Tell them that your reverse in your car doesn't work. Tell them the reverse in your car doesn't work? What happens? At the drive-through window whenever you're ordering the food and then they won't make you go to a parking spot. So you tell them that your reverse in your car doesn't work? What do you, people have that happen to them? Probably. But then I pissed at you because of instead of you getting out of the way to wait for your meal, now I have to wait for you to wait for your meal. So if you don't want to wait for hot fries, you say my reverse in my car doesn't work? That's so random. But going forward does, so why not just pull? Corey, you've got to back in the parking lot. Did you think it is yourself? That doesn't make sense. That doesn't make any sense. The map ain't mapping. That's whenever they make you pull into a spot and you don't feel like pulling over into that spot, just say your reverse doesn't work and they'll be like, okay, wait right here and I'll get you your food. They always tell me pull forward. That's amazing. They're probably just confused. What's up, Samantha? What's going on? So my cat's by the fast food. I'm just over through the app. That way you know you want to go to your code and then you're good to go. Although it pisses me off when I do that with McDonald's sometimes and they don't make the food right away. They wait until you're literally in the line and then it takes forever. But how many points do you have? A lot. They start expiring. I know Misfit Victor has like 100,000 points and he won't cash him in because he wants to have the record of the most points. Do you ever use the Chick-fil-A app? It knows your location so it knows when to start your food. Oh really? Yes. I love that. That place has always got it going on. What's going on? How you doing Morgan? Hey, good morning guys. Good morning. Shannon, I'm sorry to happen to you Shannon, but I think I know what happened. I think Kevin was probably ahead of you in the line trying to figure out what wash you wanted. Exactly. You look at my car man. Ain't no way it's washed. You guys, I'm addicted to washing my car. Me too. That unlimited membership is like the best thing ever. If I have five extra minutes I'm like, of course I'm going to go to the car wash. Might as well get my money's worth. See that's the money's worth thing for me. I don't even care about having a clean car. I just want to make sure I can put Jax out of business. What's up Jim? How you doing? Good morning Mojo. Slow the hell down. What? Slow down. Why? Too many people want instant gratification. You can go to a drive-through. You can be slow. You can check out the menu. You may change your mind a couple times. Hurry up. And I had the car wash membership and got a car wash every day. Oh yeah. Jim, if you pull into any business that you know you're going to order something, you know at least five to 10 minutes before you pulled in what you're going to order. And even if you just veer off into it when you're pulling in there, you go in because you have a taste for something. Order fast Jim. Now slow. Okay. Taco Bell for instance adds new damn things to the menu. That part. Continue items weekly. They're all the same ingredients. Now Jim. I love that you just. No. Something tastes right. Jim I order my fast food like I make love fast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fast and quick. Exactly. Poor Charles. Hold that a second. Courtney, are you there Courtney? Hi. Good morning. Hey. Good morning Courtney. Courtney says the worst place to be stuck is where? The parking garage. When you pull up and it stops working all of a sudden and then there's a long line behind you and everyone thinks you're an idiot because you can't hit the button. It's the absolute worst. It's so embarrassing because you can't back up. That's a great one. And then all you want to do is drive through that gate. You know. My friend did. And the one in Ann Arbor they always break. They are always breaking and then you hit the call button and no one answers. I know. I know. They make you feel like you're an idiot. It's a stressful situation. Yeah. That's funny. Chris, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi Chris. Hi. I just wanted to say that the worst is when you're in the car wash and the attendants have you pull so close to the car in front of you or the car behind you. Yep. And I'm so scared that I'm going to get in an accident in the car wash because you're on that like conveyor belt thing. You know what? My car won't let me. And I've had to say that to them. My car like automatically will stop and it's jarring if I get a certain distance away. You were talking about not being able to get out of the car wash because you're trapped in. Nobody traps Leonard in. What's up Leonard? What happened to you? I was going on. No, I've been trapped in car wash or fast food lines. But the ones that have like the small curves with the rocks and like the shrubs or whatever it is, I'll just drive right over. I drive right over. Look, I drive a Jeep. It's skid plates underneath it. I sit up tall enough. I got a list down there and bigger tires. I just drive right over. So step way to four wheel drive. Four wheel drive, man. I love it. Thank you for the call Leonard. We'll talk to you later buddy. All right. Bye. Ready? Geez. Wish we had more hands so we could have more middle fingers for dumb people. This is Mojo in the morning. All right. It's that time. You've been waiting all week long all morning long for your shot to answer Mojo's secret sound. Pertice of DFCU. Your chance to walk away with $13,000. Looking for the 95th caller. if you know what this sound is. Think you know, give us a call. Kaji, clear out the phone lines. Ninety fifth caller, 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Hey, Kev. Yo, let's get dirty. Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30. You always say it to Shannon, and then after hearing, like after I say it, I'm like, ah, it doesn't work out. He tried. That's the last time that will ever happen. I'm here on the Mojo in the morning show. Yeah. Speaking of last times, this may be the last time that Kanye hosts or doesn't host a festival. If you have no idea what's going on with Kanye, the UK and the wireless festival, let me catch you up to speed. So, wireless festival announced that Kanye would be headlining this three day events. Gonna take place sometime in July. Everybody was incredibly excited. Kanye's coming off of the first time he's performed in the United States at SoFi. Drumming up all of this excitement. Shortly after the announcement, Pepsi, the title sponsor for the festival, announced that they would no longer be sponsoring the event. That set off a list of other companies to follow suit. Everybody started dropping out PayPal, liquor brand called Diego, that's responsible for Captain Morgan, Johnny Walker, among others. And at that moment, Kanye was denied entry into the UK. After he was denied entry, wireless festival put out a memo saying that they were canceling the entire festival. But again, this all started with Pepsi pulling its sponsorship. So people started questioning, well, like, did Pepsi know? Did Pepsi know Kanye was headlining before all of this happened? And we got an answer. Here's Melvin Ben, the organizer for wireless festival, talking about that very thing. We did with Pepsi, for instance, our lead sponsor, and they signed off and approved it, for example. And perhaps we should have done that. Really? That's fast. Sorry to interrupt again, but that's fascinating. So Pepsi, who's pulled out now, haven't they? Pepsi originally were quite happy for him to come. Correct, yes. They're our headlines sponsor. We asked them and asked them to sign off on it, and they did. There you have it. Before we knew, Pepsi knew, and they had no problem. And amidst all of the things that Kanye has said over the past couple of years, a lot of people were unhappy on social, voicing their concerns, and maybe that's the reason why Pepsi pulled out. So we get no more wireless festival. They put out a memo yesterday, telling all of the people who purchase tickets that they're getting their money back. So refunds are taking place at this very moment. Switching gears, there's a billionaire named Bill Ackerman who announced yesterday that he is interested in buying Universal Music Group. So interested, he's already pitched his offer, $65 billion. Universal Music Group has artists like Drake, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other people. So keep your eyes on that. Universal Music Group could be under new leadership. Are they for sale? I don't know if they're for sale, but there is a decline, I guess, across the entire music industry, in terms of how much people are actually making right now. So I think this is 11% higher than the current share price. So if they were to sell, they would be making some money. Everyone has a price. Everyone has what your price at. What do you want them to pay me? Oh my gosh. I'm never willing to pay anything. Actress Aubrey Plaza, she is on Parks and Recreation. You may recognize her from her more recent roles on White Lotus. Unfortunately, her husband passed away a year ago, but that's not what we're talking about. She announced that her and her boyfriend are expecting a child. A lot of people think that this is fast. I mean, her husband died a year ago. She's already not only moved on a relationship, but she's expecting a baby. I don't know. Happy for her, the new baby, and her boyfriend, congratulations. I wonder if it was planned or an accident. The baby? Yeah. I don't know. Because, you know. Regardless, congrats to them. There we go. There we go. More congratulations are in store for the women of the WNBA. New collective bargaining agreement means these women are making more money than ever. Caitlin Clark, I know that's Mojo's girl. Her salary will reportedly jump from around $85,000 last year to $530,000 this year. Holy cow. I need to see that type of energy here at I Heart, but that's all I have to say. For all of the information, all the dirties that we talked about, all the up-to-date news stories, download the free I Heart Radio app. Miss Something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com. Time for Mojo's secret sound. I feel like I should call it Kev's secret sound. No, no, no, no, no. We gotta keep the branding the branding. Okay. The branding the branding. And now here's your fillin' host, Kev Nose. Thank you, Anna Robb. Appreciate you. It is everyone's favorite game show here on the radio. It's DCFU's Mojo's Secret Sound. You were shot at $13,000. You started at $5,000. No one got it. We put a little extra on it. Took it to 7,000. Nobody got that. And here we are sitting proudly at $13,000. Same sound, a varying of guesses here. And our latest guest, Hells from Adriana. Coming all the way from Clinton Township. Good morning, Adriana. How we feelin'? Good. How are you, Kev? I'm doing amazing. So are you a faithful listener? Do you listen every day, every hour? Have you heard a lot of these guesses? Well, I have been a faithful listener since I was in high school. And that was back in like 2002. So this is the type of listener we want to reward. You've been listening for almost 20 years. You deserve to win. Yes, I have. Okay, so do you feel like you're gonna guess right? I think I have a really good idea. And I'm coming from a parent perspective. I have five kiddos and I feel like I have heard the sound before. Interesting. Doing it myself. So I'm kind of just keeping my fingers crossed. Okay, well we're gonna play the sound right now and then we'll get your guess. Let's see who's that. Adriana from Clinton Township. The question that we need your answer to. What is Mojo's secret sound? Well, I think the secret sound is it is a very annoyed parent using the hose up against their child's kiddie pool, spraying it out because they once again have to clean it. Okay, so a parent using a water hose spraying it against a kiddie pool. It does sound like- Yeah, cleaning out loads. Like the sound of a hose cleaning out like a pool. Okay, in April. All right, let's see Zach. Yeah, thank you. Adriana, has this ever happened to you before? Yeah, many times. I have five kids. So it's a little familiar sound to you. Unfortunately, that is not the sound. Adriana! I'm sorry. That's okay. That's okay. Thank you anyway. It was fun to guess. It was 20 years, Adriana, and that's what she came up with. It's like, now I'm just, I'm just, wait. Listen, there are more opportunities to win. The secret sound is still out there. $13,000 will try again tomorrow morning, 6.30 a.m. Thanks for playing, Adriana. See you tomorrow. We identify as Mojo in the morning. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Chelsea and I, my wife and I have a podcast called the We Don't Podcast. We have a new one that is out today. We talk about the fight that we got into this weekend. And I wanted to kind of have you go check that podcast out, but I'm gonna talk a little bit about it right now for a second. We had the greatest weekend. Don't get me wrong. But it started off in what could have been like one of the worst moments ever. We had a really nice night on Friday, went out, grabbed dinner, and then came home after dinner and decided that we were gonna go sit out on the back deck. It was actually not that bad outside. It was nice. And we were gonna drink. We even, at the restaurant that we went to, we asked them, hey, can we take roadies with us? They gave us drinks in paper cups to go home, which was nice, and I didn't have to like try to make a drink and stuff. So we get home, we're sitting out on the back deck. Luke is out with friends. So we got the house pretty much to ourselves. And we're out there on the back deck and we're kind of having fun. And I'm thinking to myself, this is gonna be a good night. It's gonna end possibly with something really good happening. Something good for me, not good for Chelsea. And we're sitting out there on the deck when I said something that ended up stirring up Chelsea to get up and literally go, I'm going to bed and went to bed. And then I passed out on the thing. I drank a little bit too much. So I passed out literally and woke up at like 11 o'clock or 1130 after a couple hours outside under the stars. You know what I mean? And actually it was one of those ones too. Where I'm thinking to myself, I'm going, there's gotta be some animal. It's like eating my nose hairs or something right now because that's where I was. And then it led to me going to the bedroom. She was still up. She was laying in bed on TikTok, lights on. I go brush my teeth. After I get done brushing my teeth, I come in, I turn the lights off and I lay down and I go to bed. Well, now let me tell you the whole story here. And I want to ask the question, what is the longest that you ever got the silent treatment? Because our fight probably started at about 839 o'clock at night and it ended up going that we did not talk to each other. This is no joke. We went to bed, woke up the next morning, laid next to each other in bed, got up, showered, did all our stuff. It almost was noon before we even said a word to each other. Oh, that's the worst. And it was me that gave in because she would not give in. She could go days without talking to me. It was crazy. And I didn't talk to anybody from 8 o'clock or 830 at night until almost noon the next day. I didn't even get on the phone to talk to a friend. She didn't either. There was literally complete silence as we're laying next to each other. What was the first words like? The first words were- That's a good question. The first words were exactly, so I think we should probably talk about last night. That was it. And then it turned into her and I having a conversation. Now the fight, we get into it on the podcast. We talk about it on the podcast. And it's funny because I kind of jotted down some notes here because the one thing that was interesting was we got into some deep conversations. And some of the deep conversation were a lot of regrets that you have, like when you're married for as long as we have been and for as long as we've been doing things. And how I feel like I have tons of regrets over the fact that early in our relationship I prioritized my work way more than I prioritized her and my boys. And for some reason I'm dealing with us a lot lately. And I think it's because my last birthday was a big birthday and I think that it's been really hard. And she finally has said to me, I'm tired of hearing you say sorry about this. Move on, we're good. Everything's good. We're still together. Everything's going good. The boys are successful. Yeah, and the kids love you and stuff like that. But I can't get over it. I gotta go back to therapy because I don't know why this is that I'm living with this regret. And then it got to me, this is what got her was when I said, and then I have regrets over the fact that I never really did anything for myself and you would go do things for yourself. And when I said that to her, she looked at me like, what was I doing for myself? And I'm like, well, like you would go back to Arizona and visit your family and stuff. And she's like, I was taking care of my grandfather. And I'm like, well, yeah. And then also you visit your friends and all. And she got really upset because I was like saying this to her and making her seem like, or, you know, me, making her seem like she was doing something that was wrong by going what you're doing. Or a little selfish. Or what she was doing. When in reality, it was wrong that I don't go and do things that I should do when I wanna do them. Like I'm invited to go on guys' times all the time. I don't like going on guys' weekends. I like being home with my family. And so long story short, we talk about it in the podcast. Go check it out. But this is where I wanted to talk about what's the longest that you've ever gone? Because I think I'm gonna go and do a retreat. What do you mean? Like one of the silent retreats? I think I can do a silent retreat. Dude, I don't think you can. Can I tell you something? I've had a few guys in my life that I know do one of those. One for a weekend and the other one, for I think, God, for like six days. You know they make you hand over your phone at the beginning of those. You hand over your phone, you hand over your laptop, you hand over your iPad. And you do not talk to a single person. The entire time. The entire time. I literally had my phone in my hand the entire time that I was up just scrolling. And with the sound off. Because I didn't want the sound on. Because I wanted, I felt like if the sound was on. You didn't want to come through the silence. Yeah, I felt like the sound would make it seem more awkward. So I had the sound off and I was just sitting there reading anything that had a caption to it. And I was trying to figure it out. But I don't know, it was weird. There was something kind of therapeutic about not saying anything. And then honestly, when we started talking to each other and Chels and I started like having conversation with each other, it honestly felt like, ah, this was like, ah, comforting. That I can actually hear her voice telling me. I'm really good at giving the silent treatment, even though I know that it is so destructive. Especially if it's so destructive for relationships. Yeah, you should not do that. However. I disagree with you. So, and so would Wes. Because Wes is the type, when we get into disagreements, he will tell me, essentially, that it's gonna give me the silent treatment. But he phrases it in a way of, hey, I'm going to take some time and space. Yeah. And he really will. He will not respond. And you know me, I will, how are you doing? I miss you, I love you. I'm sorry, you know, whatever. And he's like, I have come to learn after being with him for several years, that that is, he has taken the space. So it's interesting. And I hate it. Chels and I have been doing, you know, a lot of talk about like our relationship with this podcast, doing this podcast, but then also, you know, the years. We used to be really horrible fighters. Where things were said that you couldn't take back. And now I feel like you need to think what you're gonna say before you do it. And I think sometimes you need to have a waiting period. Okay, so did you talk to Wes? No, why did you guys have a silent treatment this weekend too, or what? I mean, we've gotten into a disagreement recently. And he said, I need to take some space. And I hate that because I wanna talk things out right away. And he's like, Shan, like, trust me, I love you. I'm not going anywhere. However, if we continue just to stay in a disagreement, we are both gonna say things that are even more destructive. Yeah. So let's take some time apart. Did you learn that from his first marriage? Because I will say this to you. I don't know where you're learning that from, but. Chels and I actually feel like we have learned from the periods of our relationship. Like there have been periods in our relationship, like the newlywed period, the first having kids period. I was an A-hole, you know, period, very selfish period. The period where she was an A-hole and selfish period. Like we all have gone through periods. And I think that that's where you kinda learn things through. And I'll be honest with you, Friday was uncomfortable. But Friday or Saturday afternoon was actually positive. Cindy, what's going on? Good morning. Good morning. What's the longest you got the silent treatment or gave the silent treatment? I gave my husband and I had an argument because I worked EMS and they asked me to pick up a shift. And I asked, I was like, hey, you know, can I pick up this shift? You know, does it work in a schedule for some extra cash or whatnot? And he was like, yeah, I guess, sure. So I told that my supervisor in front of me, I was like, yeah, you know, that's fine. Put me on a schedule. And I hung up the phone and he was like, you really picked it up. And I'm like, I'm gonna go. And I gave him the silent treatment for 51 hours. 51, you know the exact hours. Ooh, I love it. And I came back, I came back, I did not text him. I did not text him. And I came home after 51 hours and he said, I'm sorry. Wow, 51. I was like, my friend, you don't want me to pick up a shift. Just have a back roll and tell me. Who is it harder on? The silent treatment, was it harder on you trying to keep quiet from saying that you're wanting to call him a big idiot? No, because I'm like what? I need time to process how I'm feeling and before I speak, I have a sharp tongue. It's the way it was perfectly fine for me. Which is smart. Yeah, which is so smart. And we should all take it that page. I just, I don't like being in conflict. And so I'd rather like resolve it right away even though I know I am not in my right mind to do that. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, taxes 955-00. Dylan, hi. Morning, how's everyone doing? Good, Dylan, what's the longest that you and your wife gave each other the silent treatment? So I gave my wife a three day silent treatment. Holy cow. What was the fight over? You know, mostly like finances and stuff like that and complaining to me how I spend stupidly, but she doesn't, you know, the stuff like that. And you started the silent treatment or she did? I did. And so you were offended by her blaming you for this. And did you at any time during those three days almost break because you just couldn't do it any longer? What do you mean break as it like speak up to her? Almost, yeah, like, you know, break the streak. So I did. So I did it to where we needed like the talk and confront our spending issues. And we went from there. So what did you do though, like when you guys wanted to figure out what was for dinner or what each other was gonna do, you know, the next day? Kinda less like notes on the fridge. So you guys were actually writing notes to each other but not speaking it to each other. Mostly me. She kind of tugged at the heart and she doesn't like to speak with that kind of stuff. So I would nonchalantly like, hey, this is for dinner or I'm fending for myself. You send for yourself. Were you worried at all that anything was gonna happen to her because I always would worry if I was leaving the house, God forbid she gets in an accident and this is how we end the things, you know? Yeah, that did cross my mind a time or two, but it wasn't too horrible, you know? Yeah. Or at any point where you wishing she got into an accident. I'm just kidding. No, no, no. I'm just kidding. That's amazing though. Three days is a long time. I can't believe how long this one is. Kea went longer than three days. How long did you go? Two months. Oh my God. Was this a spouse or like a boyfriend or girlfriend? This is my husband. Okay, oh my God. Two months. And what the hell was done that caused a two month silent treatment? So it was a really bad time for us. We did not know how to communicate, but of course, the therapy and everything, but it had to do with our parents. Okay. I did not care for his parents. He didn't care for mine. And we kind of like got them involved in our mess and things were said and we both last night on each other instead of keeping them separate. Yeah. When you were not talking to each other for those two months, were you still living under the same roof? Yes. Man, that's amazing. What would be? We have two daughters. We have two daughters. Would you wait, would you have them talk for you? Like would you go, tell your dad, you know, or tell your mom? No. I just love, my parents used to do that. Me and my husband don't do, we don't bring our children in. Like we, it's tension, I know we know they feel it. Because I mean, you can't hide when you're mad at each other. So when we do have to talk to each other as far as the kids, we text each other. Okay. Let me ask you this question. I would say, you know, or we will have to put their activities in our calendar and pay just to let you know. Yeah. You know, this kid has this, this kid has that. Make sure you get this for the groceries and stuff. But when we're at home, we don't talk. We just talk to Kia. Kia, here's my question. The first words out of your mouth to him, were they stupid dumbass? No, no, actually they were, I'm sorry, for saying what I said about the mom. Oh, and what was his first words to you? Yeah. He said, thank you. Aw, see that's nice. That's nice. Do you always remind him that you were the bigger person there and apologized first? Wait. Yes. Yes. Wait, what time of year was the two months? Was it winter time or summertime or when was it? It was the winter time. Oh my God, winter time and you're indoors. You gotta stay indoors with them. Yes, we couldn't go anywhere but to work at home. But then I completely understand how you feel as well because he's the same way. He has to take his time to like process things and stuff. So if Wes is saying, hey, I need some time, give him that time. Cause he's processing what was said and what was done and he's also, cause my husband does the same thing now, we're able to communicate this. But he said it like, it stops his self form. Like you said, saying something that he's gonna regret later. And then also blowing it up to where it's not as big as it needed to be. Yeah, that's cool. Thank you, Kia for the call. I appreciate it. Go check out the We Don't podcast. It's on the Mojo and the morning show pages, the more Mojo page, but it's also, you can search for it on the I Heart Radio app and just search Mojo We Don't. But Kia, if you ever get an opportunity, listen to that and all the other podcasts cause I'm sure that you could relate to a lot of stuff when it comes to being married. Definitely, definitely. And I listened to it already. Oh, do you really? And who do you usually side with? Me or my wife, Chelsea? It depends, but more so is more so Chelsea. Oh, you. I was gonna call her B word. I'm not gonna call you that. No, I can only. I still love you though. I love you too. Everybody does. The worst thing about this podcast, people used to love me before this podcast. Now they love her way more than they love me. All right, take care of yourself. If I had a dollar for every time I got a parking ticket in Royal Oak, I could pay one of these parking tickets. This is Mojo in the Morning. It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the Morning. All right, so it's Mojo in the Morning show. So Anna Robb said that this guy that she was talking to, contacted her with a new phone number. And I want listeners to tell us what they think about this, about when somebody changes a phone number. What happened? Or if you changed your phone number, why? So back a couple weeks ago when I was going to visit Tampa Man and I canceled on him because he changed the plans up on me. He sent me a text that said seriously and I didn't respond. And then I didn't hear from him for at least a week. So in my head, I'm like, yeah, it's just not gonna work. Like I'm upset with him. He's obviously upset with me. It's not going anywhere. Well, this week I get a text from him and he says, hey, my phone was messed up, delete my old number, text me off this one. And I know. So suspicious. I'm like thinking in my head, I have had the same number my entire life. Why are you getting a new number? But then I was talking to my friend about it and she's like, oh, I always get new numbers. She was like, sometimes I just get annoyed that everyone has my number and I just wanna clear out my contacts. You're friends crazy too. The thought about having to tell everybody that I had a new number is stressful, right? I don't even like getting a new iPhone because I'm afraid numbers won't transfer over. Like I hate that. I gotta tell you, I used to live in Georgia. I still have a Georgia phone number. I have a 404 number because I'm like, I do not feel like reaching out to everybody I know to tell them my new number. I feel like the only reason you would get a new number is like if you were being stalked or something, right? By an axe and you don't want them, I guess then you would just block. I don't know. There's two reasons you get a new phone number. Number one, you got fired from your job and the company took your phone back. Okay. Number two, you got caught cheating and your spouse told you or your significant other told you, you're getting rid of your F and phone number right now so that that bitch doesn't call me. Oh wow. That's, there's, those are the only two reasons. And those are the, and that's it. The rest of the reasons are not valid because nobody wants to hassles. Even if you have somebody that's stalking you, I would deal with a stalker before I would deal with somebody not knowing my own number and missing out on the opportunity of somebody not calling me. I don't know many guys that have gone through this situation where they've switched their number. Like, and I've had my same number since 10th grade. The majority of my friends have all had their numbers since they were younger. 10th grade, that's a, that's a while. Got my first phone, got my first number and it's been the same ever since. If you switch carriers, do you change your number, Kev? Not anymore. No, I've switched carriers and have maintained the same. You can change your number. It used to be that you couldn't bring your phone number with you, but no. Every girl that I know that has changed a number has been because a guy had it that they no longer wanted to have it. Yeah. Every single girl. What about this guy? What about this Tampa guy? The way that Anna describes him, it seems that he has a very fast-paced lifestyle. What do you mean by fast-paced? I mean, you know, some of the things that she says would lead me to believe that there are more than a few people that have that number. Did you ask him? I would be so curious. Why did you change your phone number? I think I asked him and he just said something was going on with my other phone. Don't believe it. I know. Not for a second. I mean, Kev. Maybe. I'm aware that there are more people. I've said this before. This is just me talking to him, trying to see, like, maybe if we get to a point where it's just us two. Like, I'm not pressed about that, but I don't know. I feel like this guy has got more shadiness to him. I know what she's thinking. Yeah. You think that he has a girlfriend. She got his phone, saw it with other people in there, and she made him change his number, throw it away. Or he told her, I'm done with this phone. You can have it, broke it right on the spot, put it in water. I love you. It's over. Where's the ding, ding, ding? Ding, ding, ding. That is totally it. Oh, like that. Something's off. Yes. I don't know. 844-MOJO LIVE is our telephone number. We have not changed our number, and we've moved studios three times now in the time that this show has been on. 844-665-6548, the text is 9-5-5-0-0. The thoughts on this. Jamie, are you there, Jamie? Yes, I'm here. How you doing, Jamie? What do you think about when people change their numbers? So my best friend, I've known her for a little over 13 years now, or 12 years. I've had the same phone number for 12 years now since I met her, and she has literally 20 different numbers saved in my phone from her changing the numbers over. See? Those people, honestly, are the most annoying friends ever. Yeah. Yes. Oh my, I love her, and God, she drives me crazy. You know what the worst is too? What kind of phone do you have? I have an iPhone. So I have an iPhone too, and I hate when I go and I send a text to somebody, and then it will send it back that there's something weird with it, or it's green, and then I'll go into their phone and they have all those old numbers there, and it won't tell me which phone number is the legitimate one. I will just say recent as the one that's there. I hate that when that does that. I just wait for her to message me. Like, this is my new number, or her message, and you find out which number that message. Does she have any tie, or she have any ties to a guy in Tampa, Florida? What's going on, Katie? How you doing? Good, how are you? Good, what do you think about this? So I gotta say that I'm a person that has had like a dozen phone numbers, and a lot of it is I've gone carrier to carrier when I have had issues, and I got a better deal. But I also gotta say if you got a gut feeling that something's not right to follow it, but I wouldn't just jump to not keeping the same phone number because I've had multiple situations that it was just easier to get a new number. So two questions. Number one question, which carrier's now the best one? Which one do you use now that gave you the best deal? I have the best luck with T-Mobile, in all honesty. Okay, total wire. And second question for you is, why aren't you just transferring your phone number to the next carrier? They'll take your phone number. A couple of them actually wouldn't let me. Those are sketched, that's not right. Yeah, and I've had like every carrier out there, but I like T-Mobile the best, and I've been with them the longest now. Okay, all right, good, T-Mobile. Fred, what's up, Fred? How you doing, Mojo? I'm doing okay, you have a comment or question or a thought? I mean, I was gonna say maybe she's drinking a date in a drug dealer. A thought, yeah. I mean, yeah, I know what it is. He doesn't need that money. I don't think he's a drug dealer. I'm on drugs, but I see where you're going with that. He's worse than a drug dealer. He's a professional athlete. He's really worse. Oh, he's a better, there you go. Yeah, what's up, Tiffany? How you doing, Tiffany? Yeah, I'm good, long time. First time? Listen, you guys, you know, I actually have called about four times. Oh, thank you. You almost got me. Welcome back. Wait, is this the first time or that you've called us on this phone number that you're dialing? I have the same number. Okay, good. All right, what's going on with your comment? My comment is the change in phone number. We have a lot of younger people in our family and we have a group chat. They keep changing our number and now we have someone in our family group chat that won't leave. He's literally like not. I'm probably your family now. That is so funny. I don't know what family this is, but it's mine now. I'm not leaving. I love it. Does he contribute? Fuck out. We don't even know who number it was. We're like, who number was that? I love you, letter. You know what's funny is, that should be a good topic for another time. Lydia, right this time for next week. The people who are in group chats with people that don't know that they're in there or they don't know why they're part of the whole thing, because I've gotten a part of two different group chats where I'm like, why am I in this group chat? What's up, Samantha? Hi, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Say hi to Anna. Doing all right. Good morning, Anna. Hey girl. Yeah. What's your comment? My husband and I got into a car accident once and the person who hit us had asked for a number. He apparently didn't have any insurance. So he was gonna pay us for the damage. And then he started harassing us. What? And was trying to make everything our fault. So I had my husband change his phone number because it just got too crazy. All right, so harassing us. That's an awful but legitimate reason. I thought that was going in a different direction. I know too. I thought the guy changed his number. Yeah. Adrienne, what did you wanna say to Anna? Hey, I sent a text in saying that my baby daddy never pays his phone bill. And if you don't pay by a certain time, you like lose your number. Maybe you broke. But I was getting a new phone number. Wouldn't it be interesting if the professional athlete that you're talking to, that Anna's talking to, is bad with his bills? That would be wild. What's up, Eric? Hey. Hey, I think the problem with this phone is Anna has his number. I think he's got another phone. I think it's got two phones. Oh. I know he has two phones. Yeah. I saw both of them when we hung out. Okay. Why did he tell you he had two? When you guys hung out. I don't know. He lives a different life than me. One was a Detroit number and one was his hometown. So when people carry around two phones, which by the way, if you carry around three phones, you got big pockets. But if you carry around two phones, I automatically assume not that you have a business line and a whatever line, you know? I think that you got girls in all places. Well, I do have girlfriends, so that have a phone that was issued to them from work and then their phone phone. I used to have two phones. Yeah, really? Anna, what's up? Anna Bell, I'm sorry. Anna Bella, the listener. Hello. I was gonna say the same thing, because if you like owe money on your phone at all and it breaks and you want to go get a new one, you have to have that paid off. And so if you go to a different company and wanna keep your number, everything has to be paid off at a zero for them to unlock it. Interesting. So if he broke his phone and didn't wanna pay it all off, he probably just went to a different company to get a new number. Okay, all right. All possibly valid. Brianna, what do you think? Anna, I was just gonna ask you, do you know does anybody ever pay for anything for him or does he pay for everything himself? I think he pays for everything. Why do you say that? Because to be honest with you, I never paid for my own phone. My mom paid for it for me until I was like 24. And then when I got a new phone, I got a new boyfriend and my boyfriend bought me my new phone and that was the only reason my number changed because I couldn't take it over. And he paid for it. So I was just thinking maybe someone else was paying for his stuff and that's why he got a new number. So you didn't ask your ex-boyfriend for your phone number in the breakup? No, but because my new boyfriend got me a new phone, I had to get a new number because it was a new carrier and I couldn't take my sprint phone number with me. They wouldn't let me. Did his new number have a different area code? Okay. So the first one was the Detroit area code and now I got a different area code. What's the area code of this new one? Is it, do we know where it's from? I put area code. I can look it up. Interesting. Let's see. 313, is there not giving them out anymore? Yeah, they're not. You gotta keep your 313. Freshest. 850. Where's 850? Google that. What time? You haven't done this already, Hannah? That's Florida. No. Is it? Yeah, I forgot, I used to know a girl named Mary had that. Yes, the floor, Tallahassee, Pensacola, Panama city. Maybe this is Mary's phone. Could you imagine that? Mary knows the Tampa guy. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo and West Michigan. It's Mojo in the morning.