464 - They Got Greta, A.I. Hollywood, & The Battle For Tik Tok

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I finished crying in the instant that you left and I can't remember what went well. And I finished every memory you and I have ever made. Alright, thank you. Erica Kirk, everyone. Erica, clearly going through something. Well, it's an honor to have you here. Thank you. You have so much energy. How are you holding up? Tim, it has been a whirlwind. It has been just such a crazy, chaotic time. I'm going on tour. I have a Christmas album coming out. And I mean, I just signed with WME. I'm going on SNL and I'm going on Rogan. And I have a skims collab coming out next month. So it's just a very exciting time. It's actually amazing that that's how this is all happening. I did try your Smoothie and Ear one and it was excellent. Thank you so much. Do you have anything you want to leave the turning point fans with? If Israel did it, I forgive them. Erica Kirk, everyone. Our next contestant is Brylan Hollihand. Hey, y'all. Hello, Brylan. Brylan, let me ask you a question. What makes you suited to lead Turning Point USA, this Christian Republican organization? Well, I have an extensive resume as an 18-year-old. I go to Auburn University, Roll Tide. And I am the biggest Democrat hater in all the lands. Okay. Settle down, Brylan. Settle down. A lot of people have criticized you because you've been seen on a private chat or you have a Rolex on. They say your dad's rich. What's your response to them? Well, I would just say my daddy got guns. All right. Well, Brylan, do you have a girlfriend? I love a lady in your life. I have girlfriends that I love to go out with. Right. Well, nobody, no, not some special somebody, if that's what you're asking. Not yet, I'm sure. Okay. And I'm sure you are very excited to bring Turning Point into the next era. I'm going to make my Turn Point jet, kiss my daddy's jet. All right. Well, thank you so much, Brylan Hollihand, everyone. We'll let you know how the audience votes. And now weighing in from prison in his first interview is Tyler Robinson. People showed up in escalades and tiny hats and they threatened my family. It wasn't me. Thank you, Tyler. Well, ladies and gentlemen, your votes have been pouring in as our two contestants have made their case as to why they should lead Turning Point. But a very powerful right in campaign has taken root. And a new name has been introduced. Please welcome, Candice. The Fibonacci sequence will lead you to where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. And that is the Holy Grail. Thank you, Candice. It's hard to concentrate when you're worried about your health. It can feel like there's a wall between you and the rest of the world. Like you can't be fully present. Hello, AXA Health. How can I help? At AXA Health Insurance, we build our teams with people who care. So when you need us, we're here to support you. For cover that cares, search AXA Health Insurance. Pre-existing conditions are not covered. 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That's all she did. And then these losers who live on their floor in Los Angeles and can't afford medicine are mad at Tilly Norwood, just because they don't have insulin for their sweet, sweet blood. That's a diabetic thing. I'm a little sick of people diminishing the hopes and dreams of someone just because they happen to not be real in the way that they understand it. Let's read this. It takes a lot to be the most controversial figure in Hollywood, especially when Mel Gibson still exists. Ha ha ha, funny, funny. And yet somehow in a career yet even to begin, Tilly Norwood has been inundated with scorn. This is for the simple fact that Tilly Norwood does not exist, despite looking like an uncanny fusion of Gal Gadot, Anna DeArmas, and high school musical, Erra Vanessa Hudgens. Norwood is the creation of an artificial intelligence talent studio called, I want to say, Zikoya. Zikoya. And if it's to be believed, then Norwood represents the dazzling future of the film industry. She does. She does. Norwood has been touted as the next Scarlett Johansson with studios, apparently clamoring to work with her and a talent agency lined up to represent her. Here's the deal. Tilly Norwood is not going to be a racist. She's not going to say anything about Gaza. She's not going to be a drug addict. She's not going to be a liability on set. She's not going to get involved in some type of really, you know, controversial political cause. I'm telling you, she's not good. This is the future. She's not going to have three trans kids like every other actress now for whatever reason, named like Beckett and Willow and whatever. But it's she's going to be an AI actress and she's going to do the damn job. Tilly Norwood is going to show up and going to do the job. And I bet when you act with Tilly, you're going to go, God damn it, she's good. Actors are people. People are out. They're gone. The raping, the drugs, the racism. They got really annoying. Adam Conover stopped his feet and got all these fucking loser writers. To say, we don't want to write anymore because we don't make enough money. And now they're all living in tents and I'm for Tilly. I'm for Tilly. And that's who I'm for. I'm for Tilly. So I don't know what you people want. You want me to defend you scumbags that are constantly running your mouth about it. You hate everybody and everything. You're attacking this woman who's not even real. She doesn't even exist. You suck and you're going to die. How about that? You don't get to be an actress or an actor. Tilly does. The show's over. The curtain's closed. Quiet on set. You're out. Okay. You're wasting your time. I'm not dealing with you anymore like adults. I'm talking to you like the fucking children you are. Cut the shit and go home. Tilly's here and she'll handle it. Okay? You're not going to be the thing you thought you were going to be. Get in your car if you still own one and drive home now. That's what it is. I'm sick of doing the dance with these fucking people. It's going to be all AI. Sorry. It is what it is. You shouldn't have been like the most annoying cunts on earth. You became the most annoying cunts on earth. America was like be hot, be interesting as an actor. Like be like, you know, weirdly mysterious and you couldn't do it. You opened your fucking mouth. You told everyone how to live. You annoyed everybody and now we all want it. We all want it. We all want it now. We're sick of you. We're sick of your award shows. We're sick of your garbage. We want the robots now. And you did it to yourselves. You did it to yourselves by being fucking annoying. You should have stopped being annoying. And everyone hates you. And no one cares that you have no money and you have nothing. And you will have less. You will have less than you do now. I know that's unimaginable. You will have less than you do now. And stop posting, go funbies about your cat. Because Tilly's here. And Tilly's the queen. And Tilly's going to win. Sorry. Did Israel kill Greta Thunberg? Did they kill her or not, this flotilla? This Greta Thunberg, she keeps getting on this boat. I don't know what's going on with the news, but this is my understanding of the news. Israel keeps telling this bitch, don't get on this boat. And she keeps getting on this boat. And she's got food for the people in Gaza. And Israel keeps going, don't get on this boat. And she keeps getting on the boat. And then they keep boarding the boat and don't they keep kicking her off? And she keeps getting back on this boat. They're going to have to kill her. I'm for them killing her. I'm for Israel killing her. I'm not for a lot of what they're doing in Gaza, but I'm for them killing Greta Thunberg and I will defend it. If Netanyahu and Israel kill Greta Thunberg, I will defend it on this show for free. I know they're spreading money around 7,000 a post, so I hear. I'll do it for free if you kill Greta Thunberg. Kill her though. Burn her alive. I don't want any half measures. I don't want her to have a broken leg or she's temporarily uncomfortable. If Israel kills her like full-on fire bombs that flotilla, I will defend it. Because she's starting to annoy me now with this boat. It's not going to, I mean, yes, it helps a little bit, but there's more going on here than just you and this boat. The people in Gaza need more than whatever this bitch has on a boat. Stop getting on this boat. People don't want you on this boat. It's not all about you and the climate is fine. I don't like how annoying she is. Israeli occupation forces have detained Greta Thunberg and dozens of participants aboard the global Samud flotilla, including journalists, while illegal interception attempts of the remaining boats are still ongoing. When was this? This was six hours ago. Just bomb this boat. I'm bored of this boat. I've been hearing about this boat for months. They keep getting close. Who does this help? They know they're going to get boarded. They know they're going to get redirected. It's an exercise in vanity for this dumb fucking whatever she is. Where does she even come from Greta Thunberg? Where is it? Norway, Denmark, whatever. She keeps doing this and she knows what's going to happen. Sweden. Sweden, yeah. Whatever. She keeps doing this on this boat and everyone knows what's going to happen. You're going to get close to Israel and then they're going to board you and they're going to turn it around and then they probably take the food and eat it themselves. They're not going to give that food out now that they got it on your boat. They're going to take it and eat it themselves. Light that boat up. Light it up. Oh, let's hear from her. I don't like that she's in a life jacket. Nothing is less metal than this. This is not cool. Let's hear from her. My name is Kevin Thunberg and I'm currently onboard the boat Alma as part of the Global Schmutzutila, a peaceful humanitarian mission to deliver age to civilian population of Gaza and to break Israel's illegal and inhumane siege. And it is likely to believe that we will be intercepted tonight by Israel, which would be a blatant violation of humanitarian and maritime law. Israel is not immune to international law. They are though. I mean, listen, listen. We got to start dealing with the world as it is here. And this is like, there's no, this woman's not doing a killer. Killer. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be good here now. I want to heal the divides. Killer. Baby killer. And you know why I'm bored of this crap. We need to move on. I'm sick of the Middle East. It bores me and I'm bored of this Swedish woman. It's not immune to international law. They're doing whatever they want to do. They're doing whatever they want to do. They're not immune to international law. Yes, they are. They're doing what international laws fake. Well, it shouldn't be, but it is shut up. I'm in the flutile. I'm just, I'm not, I'm not participating anymore. I'm not participating anymore in people that don't. We're doing only real politic now of like what really is happening. And nothing interests me less than this, this flotilla of boats. Going over there like get a peace process, whatever you're going to do, release the hostages, build the sphere, whatever the, the, the tradeoff is over there in a peace thing. I think that's a tradeoff. They released the hostages in Netanyahu, builds the sphere. That seems to be what they want to do. They want to build the Vegas sphere in Gaza and then they get a couple of hostages. If you're going to build a house in the middle of the city, and then they get a couple of hostages, if they're even, they're going to start releasing people by the way that aren't the hostages, because I think the hostages are dead. So Israel's just going to have to say, look, here's, we got hostages back. They're just going to be, they're going to be actors. They'll be AI. You'll just see a bunch of guys walking out of a tunnel. You go, who the hell are they? Shut up. It's the hostages. We're building the sphere now. I mean, whatever at this point, what I mean, what are we doing? Just, just bring this to an end. Enough of this. Talking about this forever. Just accept, supposedly Trump said to Beebe, you got to take it or we're not, we're not going to, we're not going to back you anymore. Trump said it to Beebe. He's like, we're walking away from you. We, we, you better take it. And apparently Beebe is going to take it. I don't know, man. So you are a professional plumber, yes? But do you have professional website? Hmm, not so much. Try Ionos. It's a tablet-charged AI power, works super fast to bring your WordPress website to life and deliver top-of-the-drawer results every time. And it's clever auto-updates do all the hard work of maintaining your site. So you can get on with maintaining your business. How's that for nice, nice, nice? Try Ionos, your digital partner at Ionos.co.uk. Netanyahu says TikTok is crucial weapon in winning support of young American voters for Israel's cause. Well, well, it's a little on the nose. Here it is. Here he is, Benjamin Netanyahu talking about TikTok. Christian influencers, you said, we talked about the woke right. And you said, I call it the woke right. Oh, that's a brilliant. Is it brilliant? The woke right, because these people, you know, they're not any different from the woke left. I mean, they're insane. But they're actually meeting on some of the things. And what we have to do is we have to secure that part of our, the base of our support in the United States. That is being challenged systematically. A lot of this is done with money. Money of NGOs, vast money of governments, master. Okay, we have to fight back. How do we fight back our influencers? I think you should also talk to them if you have a chance. Think about this, just pause this for a minute. Remember when influencer was like the most annoying word and it just meant like somebody who would ritually debase themselves for money on the Internet. Remember the word influencer used to mean somebody who would shamelessly plug anything. Don't put an ad here. A great place to put an ad. But that's what influencers were. It was like when I grew up an influencer, you know, it would be somebody who's like, you know, we put marbles in a swimming pool. Like they would fill a kiddie pool with M&Ms and jump in it or, you know, they would do crazy stunts and injure themselves or they would pull pranks at the mall. Now the president of Israel is saying we are going to counter attempt to limit our support in the United States by unveiling an army of influencers where they will fight the information war on TikTok. Kind of an amazing turn of events that all of the major decisions in our society. Are going to be heavily influenced by the most shameless group of people to have ever lived people that are Hawking like, you know, energy drinks are now going to be the first line of defense for Israel. This is the new modern warfare. It's influencers. Modern warfare is the influencer war. The battle of TikTok where people are going to be paid to come on TikTok and make you think that it's a good idea to keep giving money to this man and his government to do whatever they want. Because they're fighting the influencers on the other side that are telling you that's not a good idea. That's the war. The news is fake. It's the it's right now. It's the battle of the influencers. People that are in your face all the time that you love or hate or either trust them and have a high trust score with their audience and they have a lot of credibility or whatever, or maybe you hate them and you hate watch them. But they're the ones that Israel is going to be giving money to. They're the ones that are going to be pushing and it's all in front of you. You know, you say what you want about how the Edward Bernays propaganda style of like the news media and print media print journalism corporate advertising product placement and TV and movies. Say what you want about all of that. This is the most out in the open thing I've ever seen the guy saying he's saying we're going to pay people to tell you that we're doing good shit. We're paying people to come out. We have our influence. He says he goes we've got our influencers. Why are we getting weren't we giving them a little bit of money and this is probably because I said start paying people and they listen. I said start paying people and they listened. I was the one early on that's going like way whoa. No one's just going to go out and watch a family burning alive and defend it for free. You're going to have to give them a couple of bucks to get people to see that the other side of that. So that's what he's doing. He's going yeah we got we got money. He goes why are we giving people money. That's all. It's pretty simple. You don't know what you're looking at. That's the whole premise of this. You can't draw images and your own innate sense of right and wrong aren't activated by like seeing a little two year old run around on fire. So you have to have influencers kind of decipher that and then slant it and tell you exactly why that's good or bad. Why is that maybe good. Why is that. Well it's always sad when people die but but I you know you know you know you know it's like it's a very sad thing. But this is ultimately being done for the future generations of Palestinians. That's what it's being done for because they're they're going to be able to go to the sphere when we build it. Let's watch the rest of what he's saying here about paying influencers on social media to in between Hawking skin cream explain to you why it why greater Israel makes sense for you. That community they're very important. And secondly we're going to have to use the tools of battle. You know the weapons change over time. You can't fight today with swords that doesn't work very well. And you can't find with the fight with cavalry that doesn't work very well. And you have these new things you know like drones things like that. I won't get into that. But we have to fight with the weapons that apply to the battlefields in which we're engaged. And the most important ones are in social media. And the most important purchase that is going on right now is class. Followers. Followers. Tiktok. Tiktok number one number one. And I hope it goes through because it's it can be consequential. You'd think they wouldn't film that you think someone would just not film this. You know what I mean. You'd think there'd be someone that goes why don't we hey hey hey hey. Why don't we don't have to film this one. We don't have to film this one. Think somebody watches back and went yeah maybe let's not. We don't need to put this out. You know Larry Ellison who owns now I believe the country. I believe Larry Ellison recently last night I believe Larry Ellison and it's not David Ellison purchased the country. And they gave CBS to Barry Weiss and then Tiktok will be the Ellisons. And then you know what he's talking about is is true it's just amazing how explicit it is and that's that nobody's you know going away. And by the way it's not even like I don't give a shit about him. I'm like guys I'm like I care about the United States. This is not like you know I don't throw my hat in the ring with any of these people that are like the people that are hate Israel also hate America and capitalism and white people and all of that. So throwing your hat in the ring there has never made any sense to me and I never will. I these kids on Columbia campus make me feel sick. I don't think you should deport them. I don't think that you know they should be their visa should be revoked. But I have no love laws for them. I don't you know it's like I'm worried about the United States of America. This is not like I don't I don't care. My goal here is not you know to make Gaza a lovely place for anyone Muslim Jew Christian or other. That's not my it's not what I want. That's not what anyone I know wants. By the way it has nothing to do with us. So when you talk about Tick Tock and you say it's a very big important purchase and we've got to fight the war with the weapons we have and the weapons evolve over time and the weapons now are influencers and we got to get on that game because we're losing ground to people that are rightly pointing out that we've got absolutely no we're getting nothing out of this. We're getting nothing out of this we're only diverting resources away from this country at a time when a eyes around the corner. A massive transformation of our economy is around the corner. Huge amounts of people are going to have to be deported to the United States of America. People are going to have to be reeducated not in the reeducation camp sense but like in the sense that maybe the jobs are in biotech or health care all the boomers are going to retire. People need to go back to school. They need to get skills they don't have. Where's the money for this the infrastructure is crumbling. We don't we don't have the money for this and and we're in 30 something trillion dollars worth of debt. Now why we're continuing to throw money at this has to be explained to you by an influencer an army of influencers because anyone would just make the argument that this is insane like a nine year old would be able to forget Jews Muslims the Middle East Christian who cares just the facts on the ground of this country and what the hell is going on in this country is that money better off in the Middle East than it is in this country. And that's that's my whole thing here. And they're telling you we need to hire an army of influencers to convince you that any of this is a good idea. We know it you know and then our our our our military general Pete Hegseth the tough guy from Fox News is going we want our generals to be thin and not have beards. How about how about we run our own country Pete wouldn't that that might be good too. We're worried about fat generals and beards. And then the president of the United States goes we're going to be using American cities to train our troops because we're going into Portland and we're going into Chicago. This is a bit psychotic. And this very important mission and I told Pete we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military national guard but military because we're going into Chicago where that's a big city with an incompetent governor stupid governor stupid. They threw him out of his family business. He was so stupid. I know the family he becomes governor. He's got money. Not money that he made. But he ran for governor one and now he criticizes us all the time. Last week they had 11 people murdered. 44 people shot the week before that they had five people murdered 28 people shot every weekend they lose five six if they lose five. They're considering a great week. They shouldn't lose any. Well yes but we don't need the Marines in Chicago. I agree the Democratic Party's done a terrible job with public safety. But the idea that we're going to have the Marines in in Chicago and we're going to be so we're so let me get this straight. I'm just trying to understand this again. I'm a college dropout. The money to build the educational institutions and the infrastructure in America. Things like hospitals. Things we need that gets shipped to Israel. The Marines and the National Guard gets sent into the cities where that money could have been used to better the lives of the people. That seems to make no sense. We tell the Ukraine to keep fighting Putin and we keep selling them weapons and then giving them weapons and then giving them loans and then giving them money and the money that could have been used in an American city. For and then we kick a bunch of people off Medicaid. In America and close a bunch of rural hospitals because there's like a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts. But the money goes to the Ukraine and Israel and then we put the National Guard in Portland. And then Pete Hegzeff calls a meeting of 800 generals and go I don't want Fatties and I don't want to enter the country. I don't want Fatties and I don't want anyone with a beard because we're a tough country. We're the Department of War and you go yeah but you you people are getting cocked and you're giving money to places that have their zero national security interest in the United States of America. You're not going to be in these wars and you're either unable or unwilling to pull out of them. And then you think that the American people are going to be so stupid they go oh this guy is a badass because no one has a beard. What a tough guy you told people to do some sit ups and then more billions more billions out the door more billions to Israel. And then you know who visits the White House again again again again that guy's there every other day. He might be there more than Trump. So again it doesn't seem to make any sense to everyone. And this mysterious comment that's approaching that they're going to say is an alien thing because they're trying to gin up that. They're trying to get that going. I'm proud of America and how little they care about this alien crap and these drones. I'm proud of you. I'm proud how how usually people are pretty many you know easy easily manipulated. They're flying drones all over the place. They're trying to get people excited and you know what people don't give a shit. They will do anything. Once you've started to realize how inverted our system is and nothing makes any sense. They are doing everything they can now. It's hilarious. They're like I don't know this comment could be a spaceship. You go why did we just give six billion dollars to Israel to go. We've heard on this spaceship. They got lasers. They could shoot lasers at us. You go I just don't understand why the military is in Portland. The other thing the spaceship can do it can come into our atmosphere like people to their credit seemingly know what what this is. This is all of this interest in UAPs and all of this stuff seems to be very closely related to people on earth waking up to how fucked up things here are on earth. Once everyone started to realize how bad things were on earth they started going what about aliens. It was really interesting like what about aliens. What if we're not alone. You're like hey hold on a minute wait a minute the whole thing down here is rotten and and it's people doing it people you. But there could be aliens that comet might be a spaceship. What do you think they don't know what are they hiding from. I don't I don't care. I could not care less. I'm worried about this planet which everyone wants to get off of by the way. U.S. Job Market Week in 32,000 private sector jobs lost in September and downward. These jobs are out. Especially in cities like LA and Vegas LA follows Las Vegas footsteps as visitors to city plummet 50%. No one's going. What is there to do. There's nothing to do. You're not going to meet tilling Norwood. If you go. I see these people in LA all the time these little star maps these little you know these buses these tours people see the stars no more stars. There are no more stars. I'm a star you're a star we're all stars. Everyone's a star. We're all star everyone's a star now there's no such thing as a star. Why would you go to LA what would you see. Urban decay couple of palm trees. Maybe maybe ice come in and throw a busboy in a trunk. That's not a nice trip is it. Mommy why did they throw the busboy in the trunk shut up. Eat your quesadilla. Mommy they just threw that man in a van. He's illegal. What does that mean shut up. We're on a vacation. We're on a vacation. There's men in masks with guns in the lobby of the hotel. They're doing their job. They're doing their job it's our family trip. The LA Times attributed a variety of problems to this downturn wildfire swept many areas in LA in January and while Hollywood went unscathed the city as a whole is struggled in the aftermath. There's nothing to do. Here's the other thing with Vegas it's way too much money to go to Vegas. And Vegas relies on other things happening. If you want to go to a bachelor party someone's got to get married. A bachelorette party somebody's got to get married. Somebody wants to go have a big retirement party they got to have a job to retire from. Vegas relies on people living lives to go celebrate them in Vegas. You have to have something to celebrate in Vegas. You know yes you can go to Vegas for a weekend or whatever but like we're talking about people taking trips. They tend to do that when they think their lives are good. When their lives are good they take a trip. Nobody goes hey I'm unemployed I just got thrown off Medicaid do you want to go to Vegas. That's not the calculation and people say hey my mother was just kidnapped by ICE let's go to Vegas. A masked agent showed up and grabbed my mother outside of a laundromat you want to go to Vegas. I could really use something to take my mind off it. Let's go to Vegas. What's that hotel that looks like a pyramid. Let's go to Vegas. Yeah my sister died of a fentanyl overdose. Her boyfriend was arrested. Apparently she stole his fentanyl that's what he's saying. Anyway it's all fucking weird. I need a weekend in Vegas. I need it. I need it. Anyway my husband's a pedophile and you just got caught looking at pictures of child porn. Girls trip. Girls trip in Vegas. Let's go. I mean people need to feel good about their lives to go to Vegas. They don't know what the state of the country now by house just burned down. Let's go to Vegas and rock out. Let's party. Doesn't make any sense. I hear there's a comet coming there could be a spaceship. Let's get fucked up in Vegas. Let's go to Vegas I'm homeless. I mean you got to feel a little bit positive about something to go to Vegas. I mean you can't just show up. You can't show up and just go like the other thing that's funny about Vegas is like and I like Vegas. I love Vegas right. I think it's great. It's it used to be cheap. So you could go if things weren't great. Like it was a place where you could go. Hey let's let's have a lot of fun for not a lot of money. That's all over. Nothing is cheap anymore. There's nothing inexpensive in this country by the way and the quality of everything is shit. Everything you get now is shit. It's absolutely shit. Vegas you spend money you get in a bed with the blood stains. There's blood on your bed. Brown rust colored blood on your bed now. Nothing's good anymore. There's a few things that are good. The wind Steve wins properties nice a few things that are nice. But mostly everything is shit and it costs so much goddamn money. A bottle of water is nine dollars. Do you know how much money that it it's almost ten dollars to get a bottle of water when your friend who's on Molly collapses and you just have to revive them. You hold the water to their mouth and they're choking and they're laying on the hot cement in Vegas and they're choking on the water because you just pouring on their face pouring it down their throat to try to save their life. They're just trying to die and they even start screaming let me die let me die and you still are just splashing the water on their face. That's ten dollars. That's ten dollars to wait for the ambulance. You really want to know how much the ambulance costs. Let me die. I'm not taking an ambulance. Let me die. Water on the face you are getting in that ambulance. I love you. We're having fun. It's Vegas. We're having a good time. I'm I hope Tilly Norwood takes everyone's job. I hope the president is Tilly Norwood. By the way that's all coming to no one's safe. They'll throw some other idiot in this chair. Hey I don't care. I don't care. How about that? Tilly Norwood is the actress that's coming first pretty soon. It's going to be the government. The Congress to Senate. All they have to do in this country is figure out how to kill a large number of people. And pretty quickly. That's all they have to do. They got to figure out a way how to eliminate about a third of this population pretty quickly. Maybe half. And then things ain't so bad. You get an AI governor. Couple of AI movies. You know. You just got to figure out how to eliminate half the population. Because the jobs aren't going to be there. So you just got to kill all those people. Which is going to require a period of not nice things. And then once that's done. Then you know. All right. Let's build back better. As Joey B would say. Joe Biden. You just got to get rid of a bunch of that. That's all. Once you've eliminated half the population. Once you've eliminated half to three quarters of the population on planet Earth. All of this gets a lot more fun. You can have AI Congress and AI Senate. It's fair. At that point it'd be fake. It'd be fun. The AI Senate to be a sitting your pod. You watch two AI people debate. And you go. This is fun. This is fun. Because everyone's dead. You go. This is kind of cool. You admit. Because you've made it to the other end. Whatever the other end is going to be. It's going to be fun. And you'll tell your kids. You'll go. This is kind of cool. They people used to do this. And your kids go. What. Yeah. People used to cheat on each other. And they would have sex with children. And people would film them doing it. And then when they disagreed with them. They'd show the film and go look at this. And your kids will go. What the fuck was that. And go. And they'd do it for hundreds of years. Because that seems insane. Yeah. Some guy would like like sucking cock. But he couldn't tell his wife. And he would go to this motel. And suck some guy off. And somebody would film it. And then we'd use it against them. So he'd vote this certain way. And then he would vote this way. And it was be usually to like. Decimate his town. Like he would just be to just totally destroy his town. Like they'd be like. Ah. And would anyone like to say. Would anyone like to say anything. We're we're planning to destroy this town. Would anyone like to speak. And then like the guy whose town it was. Like the scene of house of cards. Like I was like. No I'm good. I am. I've said everything I need to say on the matter. Proceed with the wrecking ball. And kill everyone I know and destroy the town. It's for the greater good. It's for the greater good. And your kids will be like. Wow. That was crazy. That's literally the way the world ran. And we're like. Yeah. Now we have these algorithms. And we have AI and AI gives us different options about like how society can go. And then we watch the AI's debate. And we just steer society little by little. But we have these chips in us now. And it was a whole big fight about the chips. I'll be dead. We'll probably be dead by this. It was a whole big fight about the chips. Like people didn't like the chips. And then we all decided fuck it. We're just going to get the chips. It is what it is. Because you know what else are you going to do. And there's some renegade people that don't have the chips. And they live on the margins of society. And they remember the old ways. But we all just got the chips. And the chip tells you when you're going to die. I know exactly when I'm going to die. And I know that so I can actually plan my funeral. I can plan everything. Everything's fine. I know with this chip I'll make it to about 116 years old with my. Unless I rechip and do it. We don't have the money to do that. Your old man doesn't have the money. 117 is not for me. You know people used to die a lot younger than that. Whoa. Yeah. Well there were so many of us people had to die. Interesting. Yeah. Your man's making it old man's making it to about 117. You know my last year at 116 they moved me into a thing. It's kind of nice because all the technology in my body starts to fail. And again if I don't have the money to re-op it. Then I just you know it's kind of nice. And you know you go in there and you watch. You watch some thing and they simulate a whole thing for you. And they go interesting. Yeah. And they go it's all simulated. They go it's all it's all really simulated. You know. And it's it's all for you. And they go we used to fight about all this stuff. We used to hate it. It used to not be fun. And we would get angry at each other and we'd fight about like different countries and different wars. But now the world is run by some governing council. That has basically decided after the great war. The war that started with Russia the Ukraine Israel I ran in America and then China and Taiwan. After the great war. We all decided that the idea of nation states was actually too crazy to have like these things that could just start fighting each other when I different languages or whatever. So what we basically decided to do is just have this governing council largely of of of AI people and also some humans with the AI people. And they basically decide how things work. And that's why me and your mother and you guys were able to live here in this little smart city and do everything we need to do. And everything works now. And then the people are going to go that's pretty cool. That's pretty good. It'll be boring and it'll be sterile and it'll be corporate. And it'll be nothing and there won't be as much danger and there won't be as much fighting and there won't be a guy with wacky sunglasses on the Internet screaming about the people that are doing the bad things because everyone will kind of be cool with everything and it'll be fine. And then that'll go away and how that goes away. I don't even know. But eventually that'll go away. Something will happen. Someone will hijack the system. Someone some fucking major hacking thing will just shut all the technology and people's bodies down to the needle. They'll all just who knows. It is what it is. You got to enjoy yourself. Go to Vegas. Go to Vegas and play Bakarot but only the table with Asians. No whites. You have to be the only white at a table with Asians for Bakarot and you might win. Always bet banker. I don't know what Bakarot is and it doesn't matter. Always bet banker and you sit at a table with all Asians and kill Greta Thunberg. Blow her up. Light her up. Israel should say we're killing one more person and it's her. Israel goes we're done killing. We have one more person to kill as this bitch. We're killing one final person. It's her. And we're lighting her up. I'm Greta Thunberg. I'm Greta Thunberg. You're the smooth little. I'd start to like BB if he did that. It goes yeah we killed her. We burned her alive. I like Burger King. We burned her alive. Well Tim Nillen comedy.com folks. Where am I going to be? Where am I going to be? Where can you see me live? Where can you see me live? Columbus is all sold out. Oklahoma City, Phoenix, Fort Lauderdale, Schomburg, Illinois, San Jose, California, Salt Lake City, Brea, Denver, Houston, fun run of clubs. We're also doing a lot of other dates next year in theaters and things like that. But this is a fun run of clubs. These are some of my favorite clubs actually in the country. I love all of these clubs. And I'll see you there. I'd be happy to see you there. And thank you again to the people that came in earlier today. Erica Kirk, Brylan Holleyhand, and the great Candace Owens. Thank you everyone and good night. Go to Vegas!