What’s the Worst FPS? - Kinda Feudy
43 min
•Mar 2, 2026about 2 months agoSummary
Kind of Feudy surveyed 3,000 Kind of Funny community members about video game preferences across five rounds, including worst FPS games, best games with ice, Neil Druckmann's most iconic game, favorite video game cars, and Andy Cortez's top five games. Roger Picorny won the competition with 200 points, earning a character role in Matt Farley's upcoming book 'The Last Beacon.'
Insights
- Call of Duty dominates community perception as the 'worst FPS' despite being a major franchise, suggesting franchise fatigue and negative sentiment outweigh quality considerations in player surveys
- Community knowledge of game developers is franchise-focused rather than individual-focused; Neil Druckmann is primarily associated with The Last of Us series rather than his broader portfolio
- Nostalgia and iconic vehicle design drive game car preferences, with Halo's Warthog significantly outperforming other answers, indicating strong IP-specific attachment
- Audience engagement in community polls remains high with 3,000+ respondents, demonstrating Kind of Funny's active and invested fanbase willing to participate in content creation
- Game franchises with multiple entries create survey complexity, as respondents conflate sequels and spin-offs rather than distinguishing individual titles
Trends
Community sentiment toward established FPS franchises shows declining favorability, with Call of Duty leading negative perception despite market dominanceNostalgia-driven game preferences favor established franchises (Halo, God of War, Mario) over newer indie titles in community surveysDeveloper-to-franchise association is stronger than developer-to-individual-game association in player consciousnessVehicle design and memorable mechanics (Warthog's iconic status) drive game preference more than gameplay mechanics aloneCommunity participation in interactive gaming content remains strong, with high response rates to survey-based game show formatsIndie and experimental games (Concord, Intergalactic) show lower community awareness despite critical attentionFranchise sequels often overshadow original entries in community memory and preference rankings
Topics
First-Person Shooter Game Quality and Community PerceptionVideo Game Developer Recognition and Franchise AssociationNostalgia in Video Game Preferences and Player AttachmentCommunity Engagement Through Interactive Gaming ContentIconic Game Vehicles and Memorable Mechanical DesignFranchise Fatigue in Established Gaming SeriesIndie Game Visibility and Community AwarenessNeil Druckmann's Game Development PortfolioCall of Duty Franchise Reception and CriticismHalo Franchise Iconic Status and Vehicle DesignGod of War Series Community PreferenceMario Franchise Legacy and Ice Level RecognitionMortal Kombat Character Recognition (Sub-Zero)Mass Effect Series Player AttachmentElden Ring and Bloodborne Community Preference
Companies
Kind of Funny
Podcast network hosting the episode; conducted survey of 3,000 community members for game preference data
Naughty Dog
Developer of The Last of Us and Uncharted franchises, discussed as Neil Druckmann's primary works
Activision Blizzard
Publisher of Call of Duty franchise, identified as #1 worst FPS in community survey
Bungie
Developer of Halo franchise; Warthog vehicle ranked #1 favorite video game car
Santa Monica Studio
Developer of God of War series, ranked highly in ice-themed games survey
Nintendo
Publisher of Mario and Ice Climbers franchises discussed in game preferences
FromSoftware
Developer of Elden Ring and Bloodborne, identified as Andy Cortez's favorite games
Riot Games
Developer of Valorant, mentioned as Andy Cortez's recent gaming activity
CD Projekt Red
Developer of Cyberpunk 2077, mentioned for its talking car character (Delamain)
Rockstar Games
Developer of GTA series, discussed for Infernus vehicle in franchise
People
Greg Miller
Host of Kind of Feudy; conducted surveys and moderated game preference competition
Roger Picorny
Contest winner with 200 points; earned character role in Matt Farley's book 'The Last Beacon'
Andy Cortez
Contestant; subject of survey about his five favorite video games; finished third with 120 points
Blessing Adeoye Jr.
Contestant from Champaign, Illinois; finished second with 130 points
Matt Farley
Kind of Funny best friend; author of 'The Last Beacon' book being promoted as contest prize
Neil Druckmann
Video game developer; subject of survey about his most iconic game association
Snowbike Mike
Kind of Funny community member surveyed about Andy Cortez's five favorite video games
Quotes
"Call of Duty is the stupidest answer you possibly can ask"
Greg Miller•Round 1
"I like Concord. Yeah, that was a fun two weeks. It's a solid seven."
Andy Cortez•Round 1
"FPS players have no whimsy is the problem. Open your heart to something weird."
Greg Miller•Round 1
"If I win or lose, it doesn't matter because this is a hurt game because I hurt my little pinky last night."
Roger Picorny•Introduction
"You got the entire franchise of Mortal Kombat. Oh yeah, it's Mario 64."
Greg Miller•Round 2
Full Transcript
kind of funny proudly presents kind of feudy and now your host greg what is up everybody welcome to the internet's favorite game show kind of feudy i'm your host greg miller and we've surveyed 3 000 kind of funny best friends and it's about video games and it's about to go down as our contestants answer those questions for maximum points. Let's meet this week's contestants representing Long Island, New York. It's the tastemaker, Roger Picorny. Hi. Hi, how are you? I'm good. How confident are you today? Very confident because if I win or lose, it doesn't matter because this is a hurt game because I hurt my little pinky last night. I tried to catch a knife. Just sliced my finger open real bad. I was bleeding for a few hours. Why was there a knife line at you? Yeah. Well, no, I just, it just fell. I was cutting up a bunch of rotisserie chicken, but I actually wasn't cut. I was ripping it with my hands. So I just had the knife there, bumped into it. And then I just sliced my finger open. So either way, if I win or lose, it doesn't matter. I'm hurt. Playing hurt. Of course, he's the nitro rifle from the RGV. It's Andy Cortez. Abolish ice, boy. That was good. I liked that. And I liked that. We made a character last episode. Blessing started it. Woke Kratos. I like that. I like that. Good one. And of course, representing Champaign, Illinois, it is leftover poppy. Blessing. Eddie Oye Jr. He hurt his pinky. My brain's healthy. Pinky in the brain. Oh! Fantastic. Of course, it wouldn't be kind of feuty if we weren't playing for a fabulous prize. Kevin, what are they playing for? The mattress. Kevin, your mic's not on. My mic's not on. Hold on one second while I find the prize on here. I don't see it, Gray. Help us another mattress. It's being a character in The Last Beacon That's right, The Last Beacon is a new book from KFBF Matt Farley In the mystery, horror, sci-fi genre The synopsis In the waning days of the 90s, a small town's peace is shattered When a boy is found dead atop a local lighthouse While hunting for his killer, a young detective who harbors their own destructive secret Discovers a threat that could unravel the very fabric of reality If you win, the quirky diner owner who's secretly a tortured artist will be named after you. Wow. I love diners. I love diners. Of course, Kind of Funny is all about supporting Kind of Funny best friends like you support us. As I said, this is Matt Farley's book. You can go to lastbeaconbook.com. It is on ink shares, which of course is what Gary Witte did for his book, remember? If you go there and you buy the e-reader one for $10 and he gets enough, you see that green meter on the screen. If he fills that in, it'll be published into a real book that you could buy in stores. So everybody, go support Matt, pick up The Last Beacon, and then you can look for one of these gentlemen's names in there. Is that purposely a red ring of death? You know, I hope so. That's what I thought, too, when I saw it. That's what I thought, too. I like that. Of course, before we start round one, let me remind you that we couldn't do this show without our Patreon producers on patreon.com slash kindoffunny. So thank you, Delaney the Psalm Twining, Carl Jacobs, and Omega Buster. we start with round number one because he's got the best jacket roger will go first i got a little pocket everyone talks about yeah but you don't know what goes in there i don't like that part of it roger what's the worst fps i asked 3 000 kind of funny best friends what's the worst fps sub 30 when did this go up uh i mean we're moving pretty clip we're at a good clip it would have been this year january i think i think the week matters for this one i think it would have been the first half of january i can give you the first half okay no unless i'm not yet i mean maybe still honestly i mean i'll see it for the way yeah maybe oh this is tough man i don't even know what y'all are referencing i don't either oh you were i was thinking about that one this is way before high guard okay fuck um yeah fuck it i'm gonna say um black ops seven no no yeah black ops seven here's the thing i'm gonna just make it easier on you guys the way we tabulated votes here we're not it's we don't need a specific oh okay oh so he gets all of college i get all you at all. If that's what you pick. I mean, that's what he's picking. That's the worst. That's your number one. That's the first thing you made. People love complaining about Call of Duty, though. Think about it. Yeah, yeah. People love complaining about Call of Duty. I gotta go with the big, yeah, sure. Call of Duty. Call of Duty, Greg. Roger says Call of Duty. Survey says... Call of Duty, number one. 50 points. Call of Duty is the stupidest answer you possibly can ask. There's a few other ones. That's definitely the right answer just for what people hate the most. people love hating that game nerds Call of Duty being the number one answer throw up ADIS 3000 kind of funny best friends what's the worst FPS he's going up in the octaves he's searching Apex is what Andy answers survey says oh wow Miss on that one. I apologize for you. Blessing, we come to you. Noted FPS Poppy. That's what they call me in the streets. Concord. Yeah. Great job. That's the one. Great job. Blessing says Concord. Survey says he won the 50 points. Even though Roger got it. What? So many ponies. Whoa. I will let you know. Everybody in the comments is like I love the weekly rollout of the lore. I will let you know, because I always like to give you a little bit of insight here. Concord is in sixth place. Damn. One vote behind the fifth place. Wow. Roger, we come back to you. You're the only one on the board right now. 50 points to 0-0. What's the worst FPS? People don't love what they did for the sequel. So I'm going to go Overwatch. Damn it. Oh, shit. Okay. Roger. There's Overwatch. Survey says. Wow. That's a negative. that's the swing and a miss there. Call of Duty being number one has thrown off like any sense of what the strategy is here. Andy, you have fertile ground to get on the board here. Two, three, four, and five are all on the board. No Concord and no overwatch. There's one in my mind and it's like crazy when Call of Duty is number one. Ah, fuck. That's crazy. Andy's searching. For the record, I like Concord. I love Concord. Yeah, that was a fun two weeks. It's a solid. It's a solid. I mean, I like you. Yeah, listen. solid seven FPS players have no whimsy is the problem open your heart to something weird you know I'll say Valorant hey good answer Andy says Valorant survey says negative that's a miss that's a swing and a miss we're about to be clowned out I think you have to be goofy and say 30 frames per second oh I mean I'm not going to say that but I like it. What? 30 frames. FPS. FPS. The friends per second podcast. That's good. Lucy James. Lucy James. I'm going to go with something, an area of FPS we're not talking about here. I'm going to say Duke Nukem Forever. Dude, I... Hey! Okay, yeah. Okay. We're going to, you know... We fucked up. That should be number one. Duke Nukem Forever. Oh, you're thinking about one? Yeah. Let's talk about it after. Blessing says Duke Nukem Forever, And again, we are just looking for franchises. So Duke Nukem. Duke Nukem, okay. Survey says... Yeah. 40 points for Bless. I closed that one out. Can I guess? Yeah, well, let me just recap. Roger got number one with Call of Duty for 50 points. Blessing gets number two with Duke Nukem for 40 points. I should have more than that. Medal of Honor. You're off the board now, and this is no longer. Medal of Honor, our eighth place. Wow. I was thinking Halo Infinite. Yeah. Halo, our seventh place answer. Wow, what the fuck? So let's go down the line from the top. Call of Duty, Duke Nukem. Number three was Battlefield. Okay. We're looking for Battlefield there. Number four was Haze. We were looking for Haze. No, we got a broken audience. Hey, everybody, we got a broken audience. And number five was 30 frames per second. It was cold. You got to go, Andy. You got to go sometimes. just make the move Andy where's your whimsy you know at the end of round one Roger is on top 50 points blessing s40 Andy has zero but there's still so much video games to talk about and play just butchered it you almost made it there I was just off my game since the fucking Howard the Duck thing number two I asked 3000 kind of funny best friends what's the best video game with ice of course we had already done what's the best video game with fire and this was well it might have been while ice was murdering american civilians but it wasn't you know we thankfully i don't think they're in a video game yet i hope not i mean fucking i could think of a couple like world war ii has the Nazis Good job Good job Fuck ice everybody Wolfenstein Andy, we start with you. Name a game with ice. What's the best video game with ice? Similar to how the best video game with fire we did back in the day. Best video game with ice. For this one, I am looking for titles. That kind of fucking exaggerates it. I don't know. Okay. I'll let you down. I don't think you're going to get the one that's, there's one franchise that's, what, maybe it was the first video game, but I doubt it. I just let it ride. We'll get along. We'll get there eventually. I'll say Ice Climbers. Wow. Andy says Ice Climbers. Survey says... Fuck no. Oh, wow. Fuck no. Get out of here. That surprises me. I don't think of best. I'm just naming a game. Wait, save the prompt again. What's the best video game with ice? Best. Best. Okay. You guys already played the fire one. I mean, Roger edited it. You guys were on the fire one. My turn, right? Yes. Mm-hmm. I'm going to give an answer you wouldn't think I would give. Monster Hunter World Iceborne. Wow. Oh, wow. Hey, good job. Remember, there was a whole bunch last time around with Monster Hunter stuff. Blessing says Monster Hunter. Survey says. But those who know, know. They know if they know. If you know, you know. You know, you know. You got to know, you know. PlayStation, PlayStation, PlayStation. God of War Ragnarok. Yeah, that's the one I should have given. Roger says God of War Ragnarok. survey says 40 point answer in second place is God of War Ragnarok we make our way back to Andy Cortez oh yeah that makes sense best video game with ice 3000 kind of funny best friends 1 345 on the board only God of War Ragnarok has been snapped up uh Zelda hey good answer be proud of yourself say it Andy says Zelda survey says no that's a miss Zelda not on there Zelda's not on there zero points of the first two rounds it's a rough one that's a hard hole to climb out of but this is a tough one so far it seems Blessing name the best video or what's the best video game with ice yeah it's tough a lot of answers a lot of ice is there i i know there is but i can't think of games where ice is more prominent outside of just an ice level god i hate saying ice out i know right they totally ruined ice you know they used to be cubes yeah they used to be cubes of a certain temperature yeah you know zero degrees celsius i don't know what's the freezing temperature yeah celsius is zero okay yeah 32 what's it what's in fahrenheit though 30 32 oh I thought you were just saying 32 Please just name a video game Please just name a video game Man you know Ice A lot of games The snow count I mean does it count Has anybody said Mario here Mario Which Mario Remember I said I was looking for actual titles He said Zelda Yeah but I knew it was on the list Who gives a shit every Mario game has I know brother is there one with more ice than there is the fuck am I thinking the newest one wonder yeah the big ice level I don't know what you're talking about I can think of so many ice levels in so many Mario games that aren't wonder man I mean the one I'm thinking of is Mario 64 yes so I'll just say Mario 64. Fuck you. Blessing says Mario 64. Survey says... Y'all need to play more Mario 3. There we go. 30 points to Blessing by getting the third place answer. I was talking with you, yeah, I know. It was Mario 64. Oh, okay. Well, because maybe I just played too much Mario. Because when I think of ice, I think of Mario 3. For Mario 64, I think of snow. But that's too technical. You're a nerd. Raj, you get the final guess here. Number one is on the board. Number four and five are on the board. number two was God of War Ragnarok and number three was Super Mario 64 my brain goes to Batman vengeance because there's a really big dude freeze mr. freeze yeah my mom would always have to come over because you get frozen you have to wiggle the stick really fast i was in college oh man and the music is really good it's awesome i'm going to say all of mortal kombat for the freeze guy can you do that zero sub zero what do you mean can he do that he said zelda we're not gonna except all of Mortal Kombat? I said Mario! I would help you. I would nudge you the right way. Okay. That means he's not on the board or it's the one that is on the board. Roger says Mortal Kombat. Survey says... 20-point answer. 20-point answer to Roger. What is the one? He's unstoppable. He's unstoppable, everybody. That closes out round two. Number two, like I said... That's fucking insane. That's crazy. Roger got number two. It's an ice guy. It's an ice guy. They have one character. Yeah, he's one of the two! There's two fucking people that you know! In a roster! I didn't nail Mario 64. You got the entire franchise of Mortal Kombat. Oh yeah, it's Mario 64. It's the fucking Penguin guy. All of them have ice in it! Sub-Zero also got his own game though. Roger got the 40 point answer. God of War Ragnarok. Blessing got Super Mario 64 for 30 points. Roger got, for 20 points, Mortal Kombat. Let's start at the bottom. What was the number 5th answer we were looking for, Kevin? Astro Bot. kind of funny favorite thing of Astro Bot. Now, I would like everyone, this is where you're going to want to clip it out. Where you can clip it out. Survey says for the number one answer, God of War. No, no. What are we doing here? No, no, no. What Mortal Kombat? You want, fuck it. You should give me 50 as well. I told you the best I could I was looking for game titles, you know what I mean? I did say Ragnarok. Remember, of course, in kind of futile rules, just guess God of War. I forgot it too there is ice in it in God of War 1 yeah you're freezing the thing you're throwing the oh there is a Leviathan axe I meant to bring this up last time so from last episode when I say God of War what color do you think of as a reminder it went red blue white gray orange were the top five in seventh place Kratos I love this show I love this fucking show man underrated woo if you love this show let me tell you what makes it all go around it's the kind of funny membership patreon.com slash kind of funny youtube.com slash kind of funny games apple spotify you can toss us 10 bucks and get every episode ad free you get your daily dose of me greg miller in a 15 to 20 minute podcast i do daily called greg way and of course you'd get good karma for supporting an 11 person 11 year old small business right now you're not using your benefits though so here's a word from our sponsor and we're back and of course as we head to round three we always like to get to know our contestants roger tell me about your senior prom oh oh man i just remember the main thing i remember is uh afterwards we hung out with a bunch of people and i was really really drunk and high and i was sweating a lot and we were in like the the this uh party bus and this woman that i've never talked to before she didn't even go to school no she was in my class she turned around she's like why are you so sweaty did you just jump in a pool and i looked at her i said i've never spoken to before in my life that's all i remember my two friends trying to fight each other in uh karaoke that's all i remember how about you indy i didn't go oh wow i didn't go okay i also didn't go was that just not your scene is that the thing yeah i don't know i also like i I gotta ask my parents for money for a suit? No. Yeah. Why would I do that? Yeah. At the time, I just wasn't, I didn't go to dances really. I think I went to like maybe one homecoming, but yeah, also not my scene. If I could go back, I probably would more. Now I'm at the club all the time. You know what I mean? But they really missed out on your prime. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. No, I got cooler later in life. Only slightly. I'm not all the way cool still, but. One thing I remember is I brought a golden fidget spinner. I was spitting it. Oh. That was pretty big. That was big back then. That was big. That was big, big, big. Jesus from Barrett off camera Barrett could you do me a favor too could you grab my cell phone I'm not sure if I'm gonna need to phone a friend oh no number three what does that mean number three on this episode of kind of feudy of course we'll begin with Andy his zero points move on to bless because he has 70 and with Roger for 110 number three I asked 3000 kind of funny best friends when you think of neil druckman what video game do you think of andy clear the mechanism clear the mind when you think of neil druckman what video game do you think of thank you baby the last of us smart andy clears the mechanism and says it's the right one it is the last of us Sure is. Survey says. The last of us is our 50 point answer. Because like Strayley wasn't on. Yeah but it you know people will write whatever the most basic thing Yeah Right And so even if they a lot of people will think blasts too but they just lump it up into Last of Us But my answer Last of Us 2 Blessing says The Last of Us Part 2 Survey says... The 40-point answer. Roger. There's something in the air. Number one, Last of Us. Number two, The Last of Us Part 2. Yeah, I could go back. get cute Roger no no no no come on not his game Uncharted 3 Roger says Uncharted 3 survey says that's a negative there we're not going to get Uncharted 3 on the list I don't care Andy it swings back to you Barrett while eating says he was working on the last of us. Andy, we swing back to you. Uncharted 4. Andy says Uncharted 4. Survey says Andy gets 10 points with our 5th place answer, Uncharted 4. Blessing. You have 3 and 4 on the table. When you think of Neil Druckmann, what video game do you think of? I think of Intergalactic, The Heretic Prophet. Blessing says intergalactic. Survey says... 20-point answer there for blessing at EOE Junior. Now Roger's in a weird place. Roger, you were on top of the world coming in here. Right now, number three, the 30-point answer is still on the board. You got a 50% chance, homie. Or did Greg bring his phone because something fucking wrong is on there? Don't worry about me. Is there something wrong here? Is there a Crash Bandicoot? see i was thinking that too i was thinking did he work on jack and daxter i have zero idea i'm gonna completely honest oh you don't remember no he was working on last one he was he was working last one at the time bucket we're having fun here it's a crash bandicoot i like that answer roger this crash bandicoot survey says one swing and a miss same last was thing i don't know crash bandicoot's in uncharted 4 To recap, Uncharted 4 went to Andy. That's our 10-point answer in fifth place. Intergalactic went to Blessing. That is our 20-point answer. Number two was The Last of Us Part 2. Blessing got that for 40 points, and then Andy got the number one answer, The Last of Us. Kevin, what was number three? Yeah. Uncharted. Just basic vanilla Uncharted. That's what they were looking for. Why would he bring his phone? You got it in your head. I got this. Why would he bring his phone? I fucked you up. Also, did he actually not work on Uncharted 3? I don't know. I think it was Barrett's got something to say he's eating some chips the whole reason that they like split up into two teams was because one team went to go work on The Last of Us while Amy Hennig was still working on Uncharted 3 so Neil Druckmann no just did not work on it as far as I know in a major way no wow and those are pungent yeah Sun Chips baby Sun Chips it is about to be moving day around for as a reminder Andy's in last place with 60 points Roger with 110 blessed with 130 I really want to be in this book by the way I really like Detective Murder Mysteries and whodunners. I like diners. Well, fuck you and your diners, all right. Yeah. I have two diner books. Do you know that? At my house. I bought them recently. What do you mean diner books? Like picture, it's the history of- Oh, coffee table books about diners. Yeah, but then also there's like the history of diners. Oh, wow. I have a picture book and everything. What was the first diner? It was in New Jersey. I don't know the name of it, but it was like, I can tell you. That sounds right, actually. I think they called it the first diner. Yeah, the first diner. Andy, it's movie day, round four. We start with you. clear your mind I asked 3000 kind of funny best friends what's your favorite video game car fuck tough one lots of cars what's funny is that I have an answer but like I have a personal answer but there's no way it's on the list but I might have to give it favorite best... What's your favorite video game car? 3,000 Kind of Funny best friends sat down? They answered it. 3,000. 3,000. Just a lot of people. I'm proud of y'all. Thank you. KindofFunny.com slash Feudy. If you want to be in future polls, you'll see them announced there. Of course, if you want to know when I put up those new Google Docs, you should be on Patreon.com slash Kind of Funny for free. I put up the quips. I put up the post for free announcing, hey, there's a new poll. Come on over follow us get your weekly schedule delivered alongside the buzz oh god andy you gotta go god time's up what's your favorite video game car i can't think of it say it uh three two one sweet tooth twisted metal oh smart i love that fuck that was literally like millis beautiful that's a good and not number one Let's see if Sweet Tooth A person from Twisted Metal Is on what's your favorite video game car Click clown up top I will let you know it was 6th place It should have been the ice cream truck though Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck Yeah but picture the Honestly I probably would have given it to Sweet Tooth We move our lonely eyes to Roger Roger what's your favorite video game car The Warthog fuck yeah Roger says the Warthog from Halo survey says he loves diners boom 50 points for Roger getting the number one answer of the Warthog it was a runaway victor with 332 votes we now look to blessing what's your favorite video game car I can't even think of ones that like everybody would universally know. Tell us what you like. I mean, what I like is not going to be on the list, but I'll go with the likelier one out of the two that come to mind, which is not going to be on the... The Spy Hunter car. Oh, okay. Yeah, have you ever played Spy Hunter? I was thinking of the arcade one. I'm that old, but okay. I was going to say James Bond. Blessing says the Spy Hunter car. Survey says... Yeah. Hey, tip of the hat. That was number nine. So in the top 10. So higher than you'd think. Higher than you'd think on that one. Oh, yeah. Andy, we start our final round of guesses in the fourth question. What's your favorite video game car with you? I'm only saying this because I can't think of any other car in games. Sure. But it's one of those where it's like, if this were on the worst cars in video games, it would probably be there. Probably not here, though, but I'll say it anyway. The Mako. Oh, the Mako. Oh. Okay, okay. From Mass Effect, of course. And this is Mako. survey says did not make that it was honestly in good company number 8 right next to Spy Hunter above the Spy Hunter car is insane guys Roger your final guess of the round what's your favorite video game car I'm in a good place right now so I'm gonna say the other one that's in my heart and it also is from Halo and that's the Ghost or just Ghost that's the purple one well it's not on the list it's great the way Greg looks also not a car what do you mean what does it mean on a list I just gave a I gave a face to every question you gave a face I like to act like I don't know sometimes. I do this. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a vehicle that you drive. Is that a car? Survey says! Would you look at a Sea-Doo and say that's a car? No, no, no. Just because it hovers a little bit? That's the only thing that has no wheels. Was the DeLorean in the second one? Was a DeLorean that fucking flies, not a car? It's a car. The DeLorean has wheels. Okay, what is a flying car? It's a car. It just flies. It doesn't have wheels. You sit in it and you fucking go. It has a steering wheel. Because it hovers a little bit? It's a little bit. I didn't realize you're so fucking locked into the naming structure. Blessing, this is your final shot. What's your favorite video game car? Scores look like this if you're at home driving. Roger with 160. Blessing with 130. Andy with 60. There's the one car that talks to you in Cyberpunk 2077. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a name that starts with a D. but mine delamide delamide they were still going yeah delamide um you know what it's likely to be on there than my other pick which i was going to say my personal favorite which is the infernus from gta mario kart you know why would you say kratos kardo well i thought i thought about mario kart but no i don't i feel like for specific cars i don't think people are just going to say what's your favorite video game car yeah my personal answer is in furnace but the one i'll give for this actually fuck it i don't want to be first place in furnace that's my answer blessing says in furnace from gta survey says that's a negative that's a negative so the only one getting on the board there was roger with number one with the warthog from halo i love this placement let's go i love how these scores look let's go bottom to top kevin number five banshee from halo i knew Halo's another Halo one. That's not a car. I don't know Halo well enough. Is Ghost something? Did I say it the wrong way? You said Ghost. Is it just Ghost? Is it Banshee? Is there a Ghost car? There's a Ghost. Okay, it's the purple one. The Banshee is a flying like it just a fucking ship Yeah Oh okay yeah yeah Okay so I was right When you were describing it I looked up Banshee to make sure Yeah No I think the Banshee is the bigger version I think No the ghost is just on the ground It's like the alien's version of their little car. Yeah. But then the Banshee is just like the flying one. Okay. Okay. Number four, Kevin, on the list was Crazy Taxi. Yeah. I should have thought about that one. That's a great one. Number three, of course, Mario Kart. Jesus Christ. That's what I'm saying. You should have. Guys, come on. I didn't even think about Mario Kart. Try. Take a second. and think for you. And number two, Batmobile. On the walk-in, I'd put it on the worst car thing. I was like, oh, maybe he's thinking Batmobile. And he was not. He was not. So again, as we go into the fifth and final round, Roger with 160, Andy with 60, Blessed with 130. So Roger number one, Blessed number two. Andy in third, meaning he'll kick off this one. Oh, shit. Greg is... That's why I use his phone. He's got a face about him. Andy. I asked 3,000 kind of funny best friends, what are Andy's five favorite video games of all time? I'm so glad he's solo. I'm so happy. I'm sorry. I had that wrong. Let me try again. Sorry. Andy, I asked one kind of funny best friend, Snowbike Mike, what are Andy's five favorite video games? You can't trust any of these. Of all time. You won't be able to trust any of these. I think he got you dead to rights. Don't worry about it. All right. Yeah, but I could just see him being like, let's see. And he loves punk rock guitar hero. You know, I could just see that sort of shit. Just look through your YouTube channel, which you played recently. Yeah. I mean, you're not wrong. That's not bad. Should I go with the meme? I don't have a chance of winning. Should I leave some real high opportunity games up there for the winners? Yes. Maybe. I'm going to do that because I want to go with the meme. Okay, fair. Lies of P. Because Mike says Andy's played it seven times. I asked Snowbike Mike, what are Andy's five favorite video games of all time? Andy says Lies of P. Survey says? Okay. Fifth place answer for 10 points goes to Andy. If you didn't call him out, he would have put a number one. He was costing my stream the other night as we were playing Valorant, making fun of us because we were losing because he doesn't like he's on the team, so he wants us to lose. And he just kept on saying, wow, my guy's lost all his competitive edge. My hero doesn't have that competition anymore. Play Liza P. All right, from there we go to Blessing. Blandia, Blessing, I asked, Snowbike Mike, what are Andy's five favorite video games of all time? What's funny is that, yeah, this does change based on the fact that it's Mike. Because if this was the audience, I think there was a popular answer that I would have given. But because it's Mike, Mike knows you. You know, I think there's more of a chance that the accurate answer will make it to number one. The accurate answer being the Mega Man games. I will need you to hone in on a Mega Man game. Fuck. You gotta lock in on one, buddy. For the record, all these games are game titles. We are not doing franchises. I was hoping I'd get away with it. Oh. Did you know he liked Mega Man? Oh, remember that? When Roger went to the Mega Man concert. and Andy was like, damn, you won't. You're a bit McGrath. Oh, you know, I'm going to say. Yeah, you got it, man. There's only a few. I don't know why. There's like a million Mega Man games. I'm going to say Mega Man 3. Awesome. Is that wrong? He said it. He said it. Let's do it. Blessing says Mega Man 3. Survey says. That's a miss. That's a miss there. I'm not touching Mega Man with the technical. There's no fucking way that I'm doing that. That's his favorite game of all time. Yeah, for sure. It's one of them. It's one of them. I think I was close. It's like, for me, it's like 50-50 of like your actual... That's like a tip of the hat answer, I would say. Okay. Well, maybe for the audience. I'm going to go with one that has to be, has to be, right? It's Mike. He has to. Yes. It's like your whole... Cyberpunk. No. Yes. Let's go. It's Mike. He fucking... Yeah. Go on. Roger says Cyberpunk. Let's fuck it. Our survey of Mike saying, what are Andy's five favorite games says? That's a miss. No Cyberpunk on there from Snowbike Mike. That was a crazy survey. We're down to our final three choices here. We'll go Andy, Blessing, Roger. Currently, Andy has 70. Blessing has 130. Roger has 160. We have everything one to four still on the board. Andy? Give him another answer. What are some of your five favorite video games of all time? I'm contemplating I'm looking at like alright if I take the number one Take the number one because I'll get the number two And then Roger will have nothing This may not be the number one I'll say Bloodborne Andy says According to Mike One of his favorite video games of all time is Bloodborne Survey says The number one answer for 50 points, according to Mike. Bloodborne. Is that your favorite video game of all time? It's up there. Okay. We want to know how honest. I'm looking at my top 100, visualizing. Oh, yeah. It's the top 10er. Okay. Sounds good. Of course, even with 50 points, Andy, you are at 120, meaning you are out of the running because we turn to Blessing with 130, Roger with 160. What's funny is I just got in my own head. You got way into your own head. I just got into my own head because I thought Roger for shows going to say bloodborne. I thought I had the number two locked after that, but then I just thought of another game, but now I'm back to the mega man thing of which one do you love? But there's one, there is the right answer, which is mass effect two. No, he said it. He said it. He said it. The way we're playing mass effect. You're not thinking about Mike, bro. You are just shitting the head right now, man. He said it. He said it. Blessing says mass effect two. Survey says, Is it not your f***ing... I'm the diner boy! Andy, how high is Mass Effect on, or any of them, on your favorite games of all time? Yeah, it's seven on his car! Mass Effect 2 is a top ten, yeah. Yeah, okay, fair enough. Okay. But, like, there's one less! I thought for sure your list was Mega Man, Mass Effect, and then... So Mega Man X would probably be the answer, right? Yes, that's the one. But Mike doesn't know that one. No. Elden Ring is what I'm thinking probably. Yeah, that's the answer. What the fuck else would it be? Remember, of course, Roger has already won this one. So my thought was, I was going to do, the reason I said Cyberpunk is just because you've cosplayed, you've played, it's like so much part of your aesthetic that I just think Mike would just think that with that. But if he said Bloodborne, it's like, of course it has to be Elden Ring. Yeah, I'm going to say Elden Ring. Roger says Elden Ring. Survey says... Number two for Roger there, netting him 40 points. Thank you, Mike. Of course, Roger wins it 200 to 130 with Buss and 120 with Andy. Roger, we'll get to go into this book, but let's look at the rest of the game. I love diners, bro. We had four and three still open. Number four was? Mega Man X. Overwatch. Yeah, I was thinking Overwatch as well. That's good, Mike. And then number three was? Mega Man X. Wow! He actually does know you, of course. Wow, that's beautiful. I wasn't sure if he was going to be memeing, you know? Yeah, I know. That's what I was worried about. 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I'm like, but he can't be like a bad guy. And he's like, no, no, no, he's fine. I'm like, all right, cool, cool, cool. So if it's a mystery, Roger ain't the murderer, just so you know. everybody, that's been another episode of Kind of Feud. I'm trying to see if there's anything interesting I didn't get through. I said Bloodborne because I was like, I think Bloodborne would be 40 and Elden Ring would be 50. I was thinking Elden Ring and Bloodborne. I just was like, I can't do the split. I don't know which one's going to be one. Maybe Cyberpunk. I forgot Elden Ring existed. I was thinking Bloodborne. I was thinking Bloodborne and Dark Souls. The only big question mark was, did he put Elden Ring, Night Ring, just because he likes playing? So that was the only, like, fuck, maybe he would do that. We played it here with Nick. 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