Mojo in the morning show. Uh, Kevin's got a topic about his dad. And if you've ever heard us talk to his dad, his dad is funny as hell. I mean, there is literally nobody funnier than Kevin Erwin. The first, yeah, shout out to my dad. Man, he's probably listening right now. We were texting earlier, but, um, we had a little serious situation where he, my mom and myself, we needed to go to the police station and we were at the police station and talked to a couple of people. And we were at a point now where we needed to go to the counter and talk to whoever was there. So there's a woman at the counter. She's asking us questions. She's taking down information, filling out certain things. It's me, my mom in the middle, and then my dad is on the opposite side of my mom. So we're in a row. And as we're all, you know, in this heightened situation, it's, you know, pretty stressful, some anxiety is there. Talking to the person on the counter, she's asking these questions. We're trying to do our best to answer the situation. We need their help. All of a sudden I hear, I hear a fart. I lean back away from the counter and look at my dad. I'm like, did you fart? He was like, you did not. I swear. I swear. I did. I said it in front of you. What am I supposed to do? It was like, you know what I mean? Like you hear a fart in this situation. Why did you point it out? I'm supposed to everybody heard it. They heard it. Everybody heard it. It wasn't like it was just like out of Bluetooth in his ass. And like, I was the only one who heard it. No one else reacted. Nobody else reacted. But I couldn't just stand there and let it go. Okay. So I lean back. I'm like, did you just fart? He was like, no, no, I didn't fart. I'm like, my mom kind of look up at me like, yeah, okay. Like she give me one of those faces. I'm like, you didn't fart. He's like, no, I didn't fart. I'm like, no, I didn't fart. I'm like, he's like, yeah, okay, I farted. No. I'm like, you can't just lie like that. I'm like, you're gonna think of this. I'm like, why did you lie? He was like, I was embarrassed. Like, God, you cannot do that. How's the officer reacted? She laughs. She was like, you went on about her little business or whatever. You called out your dad. You had, I don't know why he would lie about something like that. He was embarrassed. That's so bad. We can't lie. You just got to just say, yeah, I didn't. The fact that you kept pushing him. Because I was more or so taking the back that you lied about it. I just say, yeah, I did it because everybody know it was you. It wasn't anybody else here. Who was he? Why does he have to tell the truth at that point right now? He hasn't been sworn in yet. No, you've got to lose some ground. To hold truth and not about the truth. That's the butt. And that the butt, the truth. That's funny. I love, I love when you, when kids are little and you can just blame it on them. Did you just fart? No, it didn't. It sounds like that sounded what it sounded like with you two guys. It, it, maybe you're doing the reverse of that. Eight four four mojo live, eight four four, six, six, five, six, five, four. The funny thing is I don't know where I go with this. I don't know. Do I do the topic of the worst place that you ever, you know, farted or the embarrassing fart? Or do I do what's the lie that you, the last lie that you told or the lie that you told, you know, with your kids? Can we talk to your dad and ask him about that or no? I mean, I don't care. Lydia, I can't believe you haven't. He's award winning when he's on the air with us. I mean, we get literally tons of laughter whenever we talk to the man. Maybe just say a quick hi to, to Kevin's dad. Although it's never quick. Did you talk for show? Did it smell? Not in smell. Oh, so you all have the same type. Yeah. Unless we get some Greek yogurt. You guys got the same colons. Question on your dad, because he's a talker. Who did the talking to the police? Was that your mom's responsibility? I think I did the majority of the talking. That's amazing. Because usually that's a, you know, your parents are the ones that take they take the ball and run with it. I kind of step up in certain situations. You are good, Kevin. That's amazing. I like that. I like that you you're the family guy, man. The middleman. Great TV show. Oh, sorry. Do you just fart? I just kind of. I was a silent but deadly. No, I would never admit to it, by the way. The egg bites. I ain't admitting anything unless my lawyer is present. Did you imagine if your dad did that? I am not saying a word until my attorney speaks here right now. Hold on. Phil wants to comment and make a question. Or what's going on, Phil? Hey, Mojo, how you doing this morning? Good. That was a funny story. Kevin just told, wasn't it? Absolutely. I was just going to say at that point, his dad still had the right to remain silent. Exactly. Especially if nobody heard it, but Kevin at that particular moment, although Kevin's mom kind of did have a little bit of a look on her face. What's happening? Hi, Jamie. What's up? It's Mojo in the morning. OK, so I am the one that's blind, right? Yeah. OK. You're the Jamie blind, Jamie. What's going on blind, Jamie? OK, so I go to a lot of eye doctors and I've always been like the youngest one at the eye doctors and I'm up in Michigan at the Kellogg special eye doctor place and it's quiet, right? This older gentleman got called to go back and he had the walking fart. I've done that for a while. He's ripping butt as he's like walking by me and I'm just like, oh, hell no, he did not and nobody's reacting. And I want to I'm dying inside. Like I want to explode with laughter. I'm just like, no, this did not just happen in no way. No one is saying nothing. They finally call me back and I tell this nurse. I'm like, yo, so this guy just farted like you walk by farting. She goes, it happens all the time. He's no tourist for it. Dr. Farth, I was dying. Can I can I tell you something? Jamie, my dad used to do that all the time and I would laugh and giggle and it was embarrassing when your friends were over. Parts are the funniest thing ever. And he would say, oh, he would like make that noise. I have officially become my dad because now I'm doing my grandma. You think you have a car that'd be so wanting to sit and wait in the car. She was an Avon delivery lady. And she would do the. The funny Jamie. Yeah, if you blind, how did you know it was the man? Yeah, I just know who's. Oh, because of his name. Well, for one, it's his name. His name was like George or something. Oh, OK. He's just doing his little old man shuffle walk. What? That is great. At that point, right there, he's wishing that you were deaf. What's up? How are you doing, Tara? Hi. Hi. First time. It's down. You got it. My son's in the car. We drive every day and every time he's like, call him. Can we do a first time long time for him to? Yes. What's it? Put him on the phone. What's his name? I'll put you on speaker. Yeah. His name is Mackay. Hey, Mackay. There you go. Yeah. Hey, Mackay, you got a first time long time, buddy. What's your story, Tara? Hey, so I was just in Florida visiting my sister and we went after hours to get a tattoo when I was getting a cover up. So it's kind of like my collarbone and it was like three hours long and she was sitting at the end of the table and I just started and she's like, oh, my God, did you just start and I started three. Oh, it's a death coming. There is. Is there. It did not seem like I was like, Tara, I had to put. Is there something that she's getting a tattoo, though? I don't know. Like where it makes you. You're antsy. Yeah. Like it was taken so long and it doesn't like hurt. It's just like the movement, like sitting still. I was like moving my legs a little bit and I had like Mikey's life. And I was like, you could have just blamed my shoe. But no, she said it in the tattoo lady was like, did you just fart? I was like, I'm so sorry. I always hate when I get a fart shoe. There's worse things in life to have, but a fart shoe is one of the top ones. Yeah. Where you have. It's a bad, you know, it's a bad shoe that sound and when you walk, it's like, yeah. Yeah. You sneeze when you fart. No, no. No, for two. That's funny. You ever walk in in a store like that? Oh, yeah. Especially after it rains. Oh my God, you like the loudest one in target. Everybody looks like I can't help it, bro. Hold on. Kevin, you're talking about being in the police headquarters. Is his dad not answering the phone or what's going on, Lydia? No, it's going to voice me. You just call him, you know, I try and try and text him and tell him that we're calling him Rashad. Is a police officer fart? Is that right, Rashad? Yeah. Yes, sir. We were at the courthouse that day. I was at the front and I was getting ready for a bodybuilding show. So I was taking a lot of protein and I farted and it smelled really bad. And my sergeant walked by and I said, don't get too close. And he got really angry and I got ridden up. Oh, no, you got you got written up by your sergeant as a police officer because you farted there. Yeah, that's that's when I knew it was time to quit. What did you say for the reason? Uh, I unprofessional conduct. That's what it was. Oh my God. That's crazy. That's craziness. I would like that. That's a good day. Take care, buddy. Appreciate it. I wonder if he's still a cop. I wonder if you could get written up here at work for farts. Who go right as it? Kevin would be written up a million times. Think so? You'd be by the at this point right now, it'd be all over. Be like, I'm sorry, Kevin, when today's your last day, when did you get fired for excessive? There was one period there where you were just nuts. Let them boys read. It was crazy. You can't smell it, though. So, you know, it's audio fart. This is embarrassing. Rosie, when did the the fart take place, Rosie? Hello. Hi. Good morning. Good morning, Rosie. So it was when we were baking cookies. Oh, no, in the midst of love making. Well, I mean, I've got a different name for that. Yeah, that's no, that's by the way, I will say this to you. It's embarrassing when that happens. Yeah, it stops the moment. B box. No, not really. No, how you kept going? I love it. Yeah. Hey, Rosie, say hi to somebody real quick on the phone with us, Rosie. Kevin Irwin, the first you made it. My man was going on. Oh, in the morning. So hey, hey, Kevin's dead on the phone. Hey, I don't believe this story because I believe a guy that is is, you know, good looking as you, sir. Doesn't fart. How do you know that? You've never seen me, but I appreciate it. Yes, I have. I've seen you at your finest. What's going on there? How so? Kevin just told a story about you farting. I can't believe you did that to all of Detroit. What? Well, you know what, man, you know, better out than in. But I don't remember that. I really don't. But I do recall this story. Years ago, I'm on a flight with my father. Oh, he was an incredible cat, man. So we're on a flight coming down from Cali. And I hear his noise and smell this odor. I said, pop. What? He looked at me and said, yeah, what you want to do? Open a window. He's got a point. He's like, father likes. Real quick, we were talking about farting and getting caught farting. Jimmy got written up at work. So you could get you. This is happening. What did you do? Hi, Mojo. Good morning. First time in a long time. No, see, not done. What's going on, buddy? Hey, I used to work at a casino, you know, I'm diabetic and, you know, sometimes it's impossible to do kind of stuff that far, you know? And I was a subar tender. And then what happened was, you know, I had to move a little far for the other bar couple of bartenders. And then the other bartenders say if something's going on right here, it's not really bad. And she called the supervisor and the supervisor came and then they come into the office and says, you know, I'm sorry, I can hold it. I said, this is so casting. I have to write it up and they suspend me for three days on the respiration. You got suspended at the casino for for passing gas and it was smelly. And that's why they said something to it. That's to the diabetes. Yeah, I love that. I love that the lady was like, this is disgusting. She was losing. She was winning. She wouldn't care if she was there far as much as you want. You know, I'm so sorry, but, you know, things happen and you can hold it sometimes. Hey, thanks for the call. I appreciate it. They could talk to you later, Jimmy. Poor guy. Can you imagine? No, you got to come to the office, by the way. That's the worst place to ask them to go. Have them be in a more open area. You know, smell up the office. Hold on one last one. I know that we talk about farts too much, but what's up, Kelly? So I was raised Catholic and during church, you know how sometimes the priest asked people to rise and it's really quiet during that time. I was in a choir during that time with my mom and there was a lady that sat in front of us. So the priest was like, please rise. And as we were standing up, I am not kidding. She ripped a big one so loud. It almost looked like her fart rose her up. That was the Holy Spirit. It was so loud because in the church, you know how it has the acoustic? So it echoed in there and you could just hear people just wanting to laugh so hard. And then the priest paused for a while afterwards because I think it shocked him as well. And the priest was not out but left in the choir and it just made it even worse because we were standing behind the priest. And in the big organ place. Da-da! Exactly. I thought she started the organ. The saying, by the way, is like a fart in church and that truly is exactly what happened there, Cal. Yeah, exactly.
