Shake Your Caboose

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Just shake it off. Yeah. Okay. I like the taste of fortune cookies. What are they? It's just a wafer. I don't think so. MD foodie boys? You're checking in. I don't think so. They kind of give Tootsie Roll vibes, which I do not like. What? It's like the Tootsie Roll of the cookie. It's like a throwaway, but I like them. Don't you like Tootsie Rolls? Yeah. That's disgusting. I kind of like the danger of there maybe being a razor blade in them. Maybe that was the whole thing. Yeah. Was there ever really a razor blade in a Tootsie Roll? I don't know. Or was it at the center of a Tootsie Pop? That would be too much Heavy lifting for the men putting the razors In the candy Because how many licks would they have to take Unless they were part of the manufacturing process In which case Someone's got to blow that case wide open The only one in trouble would be that owl One, two, three Crunch razor blade Bring commercials back One owl dead Bring real commercials back Whoa, I had a dream that I was in a workplace And I worked in an office and that's so weird that this came full circle just now but i was being bombarded by like people being like oh someone just someone was can you believe what they said about you and i'd go who and then like the whole office would be like owl owl owl and i was being bullied for being an owl oh my god i wasn't an owl i was a man i wonder what that says about you and your psyche and shit like that. Like it's not a big deal to be an owl even if I was an owl. Maybe there was like an owl trend so maybe you were internalizing that. I know but what's the point of that? This is what I always talk about with dreams. We could dream about whatever we want. We could be surfing. That's why it's so important to learn how to lucid dream. You could literally do whatever you want. That's why it's so important to loosen up and shake it off. Well said. It's good to see you in the studio. It's so good to see you in the studio. um there's not much to say we you know we were talking about just call it no that's good um listen to this on 0.002 and that was an hour um here's what i was gonna say this morning yeah well we were just talking about because we're recording twice this week um because i'm i'm going overseas next week hello i'm serving overseas next week so i'm serving con overseas um that's so stupid that is so stupid it's so dumb i love i do want to i do want to end it and it all or some both okay let's start with some and then we'll be ending it all okay now we were talking about maybe having a guest on or we were just exploring. We were noodling on options for guests. And then we kind of said, maybe we pull man off the street for a guest. And I don't know if I'm supposed to expose our behind the scenes thought processes, but I will because I ran into a woman on the street today. I walked down, the waves were huge. There's a storm coming into our side of the woods and the waves were huge. So I went down to check them out and I'm walking back and this woman walks, is beelining towards me. Little old woman. She could be stuffed and sitting on a shelf. She's that size. She comes up to me and she goes, and I'm going to try to remember the word. As soon as she walked away, I'm like, what did she just say? Like, and it was very, she was well said and it was enunciated. She said, I am aligned with the power of God's life smiling and I go light did I say life yeah I am aligned with the power of God's life you mean no I am aligned with the power of God's light and I go oh my gosh that's awesome I bet she's Quaker okay well I was like that's so cool that I got chosen she's going pink pinballing off of everybody telling everybody this you know what's cool is i was like willing to have a conversation because i i was like i don't know what the hell you're talking about little lady but i will talk i would love to hear more you know because it wasn't aggressive at all and then i realized like some sometimes i'm like cool to hang out with i could have a conversation with her i you know i don't prefer talking to most people especially those that i don't know But there is a very small group of people that are just so out there that it's like I don't have to worry. I don't have to be on high alert. I don't have to think about what I'm saying next. Like they've got it covered. And it sounds like that's the kind of person that I could fuck with. Well, it seems she knew her way around. I'm going to go again tomorrow and see if I can catch her with a nap. Yeah, be on high alert because you're always meeting these types of people. Ask one to come on the pod next time you meet one. I will ask her. yeah anyone that is like this there's so many i wish i could go have that woman from the bookstore yeah but i haven't seen her no yeah i right when i moved to la i had one dude one gentleman i drove down south for something and i was driving back up and i got a coffee and he came up to me and goes you want to get a slice of pizza and i go yeah and so we went down and we we sat and we got a slice of pizza pay for it for both of yours no he paid for it and he got me two slices because i was so hungry do you think it was a date yeah now i do looking back kind sights 50 50 what kind of person was he like age wise and like 60 something yeah i'm gonna put i'll find the we have a selfie on my phone would love to see it i uh we'll all send it in i'll put it up i looked really different so just heads up um always say that and it's just like never true this one's like bad this was back when i was getting haircuts it was like right out of college so i was still like haircuts are such an insane expense that like it actually made more sense for me to shave my head so i could go further in between haircuts okay so there was like you could see my scalp on the sides of my head it was very you know it was it was it was past the point where i should be using macamore as a reference for my haircuts but it actually made sense if i wanted to like stretch out the time in between haircuts speaking of just like the way you look there's a new doppelganger of you did you see no this is a good one but it's not it's actually completely abnormal how many you have but look at this one i was literally like when did when did fibby get married whoa who is that some guy wait okay so side profile that is you side profile yes i need to see the front the full frontal because that's what always gets me you know like i i understand a side profile but that is that's uncanny he's hot you can tell i don't know i need to see the front um oh he's probably not tagged because this is from a wedding well let's go to his his well we got is he's on it she well that's whoa is that not alarming no that i thought that was photoshop yeah that that really but i wonder what it means like about like from a universe perspective that you have so many you know i bet it means something about like you in a past life or like where you're going or just like energy to have so many doppels i feel like it's because i don't have that many defining features you have so you are it doesn't make any sense because you do have so many defining features. What is a defining feature of mine? It doesn't matter. All of them. I would walk down the street and, or most people recognize you. You're very recognizable. That is weird because I will have glasses and a hat on. Yeah. It's like that is Conor. New Orleans and someone will, but like that'll, this is weird. This one's a weird one. Yeah. That's not normal. I want to show you one I got. Sometimes it's like, how did you lose your phone when you're sitting in a chair and you haven't moved. No, the Kelly Clarksons have deep crevices. Their crevices run deep. In the bonus, we can lift up the cushions. I bet there's so much stuff under there. Oh my gosh, I just opened my phone to something that... Don't. Wait, I saved in my bookmarks. Now Instagram, why do you have so many buttons? What are you doing with all these buttons? Yeah, okay, hang on. Yeah, new Doppel. I should make an album so I can... Okay, obviously I can't find it. Okay. bye bye we'll see you next week yeah well no i can't find it well that's crazy why did this come up uh because you were talking about the way you look and i said speaking of the your face oh here's the husband good job izzy yeah that's you i mean i see it wow he's from everywhere hold on let's can we google maybe that's part of it google brighton godfrey well we don't need to I don't know if what you're saying is first and last. He's an unavailable. Ah, yes. Me and my bald head. Oh, wait, are there more? Oh, he's tagged. Oh, I bet she has. Oh, here we go. Okay. Yeah. I can see it. It's more so from the side, from the other side. Yeah. oh from that one a little yeah that one what that looks like the dude from the office dwight no the tall one that comes in late oh gabe gabe yeah that's like you and gabe had a baby that looks like zach woods you and gabe had a baby i like those neck those things on your neck for the bride a collar no it's not a collar it's like a little scarf i'm sick you want to talk about stuff yeah i have so many things in my hobonichi but it's just tough because like i don't think that you would find any of them interesting which is hard well what's good about me is that like i can ask questions and i can learn okay i am obsessed with somber yeah what was that about did you meet him no it's just like it's been happening slowly at all and all at once okay like it started with that i don't want to get undressed for a new person all over again eyes of my lover and the child yeah still still i don't think the lyrics are right there no they're i'm i don't i can't remember them i don't i don't think it dressed for someone i don't want to get dressed for someone else in the eyes of a child i don't either listen man i don't know the exact lyrics but i know that i love them and you understood what i was saying yeah but they're just it's not even the lyrics themselves that i'm obsessed with it's the fact that like he is a little like he's he was like six when he wrote them which like there's this like i'm really moved by this like deep dark like young man he was six when he wrote the song not actually six but like he's 20 right now okay so that was written what probably a while ago he's 20 right now 20 round down a few years six he's born in 2005 that's awesome that just like it just is really i'm finding it amazing that he did that at such a young age and then he keeps he keeps It's amazing me. His new song, Homewrecker. You know, I think that Milo got you, I think that Milo took you to your love for Sombra. I think that was the egg that hatched. No, I've always been loving Sombra. Okay. Slowly but surely. I've spoken about him a few times now. He's come up. Then I watched the music video because Milo is in it. So I wanted to watch it. And Sombra just, he's really, he captivates me. He capsized me. Yeah, he captivates me. And so I've been listening to a lot of somber. That's amazing. Yeah. I really like him. Like as a friend. He's been doing like, he's getting into that group of like YouTube people like Quinn Blackwell, that whole. Yeah. She was in the music video too. Oh, maybe that was. Yeah. I think that's it. So they probably swapped. They did a pod swap. Yeah. And then he joined her on her YouTube series, which I want to, I've never heard him talk. Somb? No. You might like it. Really? He's just a boy. He has the name of an app. Well, Sombra's not on his birth certificate. Oh. I was like, I know he was born in 2005 because he sounds like an app. His parents did not name him Sombra. Sombra is an app that wakes you up when you need to take your medication. Pause. Here's a fun game. Just from looking at him, what do you think his name is? Give me a second. Can we pull up a picture? also like he i think he's like six six or six seven oh he's he'll he will be in warsaw soon um hmm his name what is his name rex no not rex maybe uh rey rider rider rider no reiker reiker yeah okay do we know the answer is right your name yeah somber's name is drum roll please shane shane shane michael boos okay that wouldn't have been oh somber my caboose shake my caboose that's what we're doing to somber's music hell yeah if we ever meet him let's be like your name sounds like shake our caboose he's like how old are you he will love that he will love it he will love it i really like him july 5th 2005 and nyc absolutely he blends pop alt rock and r&b 100 percent often focusing on themes of love and heartbreak self-taught he's so self-taught that's what moves me here that is sweet anyway i'm loving somber what does it mean to be self-taught as like an artist because I was like, I sing. It says he a self producer So like okay But also I get you know sometimes I get confused about producer because there lots of different types of producers Yeah Like we got Izzy who like all hands and then sometimes there producers who like aren really there and they just contribute financially Right, so I don't know how somber produces overseas. I could ask him recording guiding in it. Yeah We'd love to have you on of Shane. Don't call him Shane. Why? I don't know he doesn't he goes by somber okay I haven't talked to him I don't know what he prefers you might prefer shane well I don't I would I that's that that one we have to cut out that I don't even like I didn't even eat anything today like I don't know how much gas is just existing in my body on a day-to-day thing I'm like you Connor I don't you act like it is the strangest thing in the world that you're burping after chugging 16 sparkling water this is still but you just chugged that one i didn't chug you just drank it sparkling water makes you burp period on god no cow okay then i need to stop drinking sparkling water but that's somewhere i got on my own and not with any feedback from people that watch or listen thank you because i just know that I'm not taking feedback unless it's positive. Thank you. That being said, I'm as gaseous as a small star. Cute. I like that. Early stages of my career as a star because I'm just little gaseous, but it's coming at both ends. 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The Super Bowl Yeah we had amazing seats Yeah It was really cool and San Francisco Is one of my favorite cities on earth so That was cool Where have you been? Yeah I've been to a lot of states On the east coast I actually can tell you exactly where I've been East coast states Florida California Denver once For what? Uh Nannying You went to dinner You went to Denver Yeah See what happens when I'm off my sparkling? For the summer I start stuttering Um You were into Denver Denver Denver Alabama for Matt Patricia's wedding That was fun And Arizona and I think we can call that a wash Chicago when I'm oh I drove no no no I drove here from Philly so Ohio Nebraska Iowa Salt Lake yeah shit like that Vegas so I've been a few places but I've not really been into the middle I've never been to Texas That is crazy That would be something of interest We should go for like South by Southwest I will be in a lot more places shortly Wink Wink Yes Well how exciting No okay so the Super Bowl was fun I had a great I made a lot of new friends Obviously I know what you want to talk about Well I'm just like I want to paint you a scenario with something you really love um this is 40 oh okay imagine i am hanging out with leslie man and you have to hear about it on instagram when i post a photo a solo photo of me and leslie man you don't like it when i text you and be like guess where i am what would ever give you that impression that i don't like that i wouldn't want to hear that your response and there's a lot of periods yeah but that's the way i talk like oh nice like i'm like oh well it's hard for me to read tone in a text no like that's me being like happy for you but it should be me and i love you uh yeah this is my new best friend i mean let's put this out on the table connor was hanging with kit from heated rivalry robbie and i had to find out on instagram i call him rob okay this is amazing thank I didn't know you were such a fan of Robbie Well he's in heated rivalry I didn't know that he was in Your trifecta I will say like in your defense Like I'm totally Shane and Elia That was not my intention I didn't know that like Because you have a shirt of Shane Like just under shirt of Elia Sure No I mean yeah I mean, the guy is a pretty big part in my favorite show. So it was good to see y'all together. It always is. When you and Robbie get together, it's freaking fireworks. It's crazy when we do. Also, Nadine was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, she is. And she's one of my favorite people that I've ever met in my life. Wow. It was just very, it was really, really great. And it was kind of like adult summer camp. Like we went with Abercrombie and Fitch. And it was like the coolest thing. We went hiking. We had dinner together every night and then we like went to the football game and it was just it was just fantastic. We had so much fun. Sierra, who is also like my new family member. And then Henry. Does Robbie live here? He's Canadian. No, he lives in. Oh, so he's not in the area? No. Oh, I was going to say if we're desperate for a guest. Is he what? On Friday. It seems like Rob, as you call him. Rob has a crazy schedule. I bet. You would know. um what about west he was there too i mean just like so cool to see so many people in my network just at the super bowl working like everyone had like west was doing commentary on like on sports stuff he was on he had 7 a.m call times every day to be on like nbc to like help stream and talk people through like pre-game stuff and i was like that is so cool it's cool like everyone's like doing real medium stuff and it's not as much like posting tiktoks and things it's all it's like you're doing things it's cool that is cool it was it was very cool i'm trying to think about oh i'm trying to think of any other like things that people would care about um that we did so one evening we went out to supper and uh i don't know if you know Central C He's a rapper Oh Central Talking about Central C Yeah I don't know He has a line That sticks with people How can I be homophobic My bitch is gay Oh I do know Central C Yeah I see That's what I was gonna say This young man is there Very soft spoken But I do see him With a flosser in his mouth And I go Shut up I go see I have a flosser in my wallet that I use every day and he goes the same one I go well yeah I haven't changed in a couple days I go but look and it's just this disgusting flosser and he goes all right like that was kind of the end of the first part and then I was like oh okay well that's not that wasn't my ideal thing but also like it was he's so cool that he might have actually really enjoyed that you know what I bet you were chasing the high of giving MGG a button well I was just trying to talk exactly no I mean definitely it looked like a make-a-wish kid like Tracy I know all the same I say all the time but like this was truly like who is why is he here I don't know if you saw the hat I was wearing it definitely looked like I you miss 100% of the shots you know right and it's kind of one of those things where like you know I I I'm I'm I'm a fan of this young man and whatever and I see him later in the evening and he has it in his mouth and I had mine in my mouth because I was actively flossing. I think he was just sucking on his, but I go, Hey, and we weren't next to each other. Like basically from here to this, this camera here. And I go, Hey, and he goes, and then he pulls his beanie over his eyes at the club. So yeah, I mean, that's probably my last time I'll talk to him, but it wasn't horrible. I mean, I've had worse interactions. Yeah. Like several times. so this is like yeah I don't think he ever needs to see me again which is fine but I feel fine about it yeah other new friends we talked to Robert Irwin he's such a he's exactly who you think he is that's awesome when people are exactly who you think they are yeah I'm trying to think about wow you really hit some of my bucket list people and everyone's so friendly Rob and Central Sea I will say being around that many athletes Which we were For a lot of it just like Players from other teams that weren't Obviously in the Super Bowl They are not very interested in talking To people that aren't Boobs That don't have boobs That's so interesting I haven't Been around that energy Like sometimes I forget That like there are men that like Boobs and stuff like that like i just it's not anything that i've been around for like a really long time just like that like alpha male like boobs see i haven't been around people that don't want to don't want to at least throw a bone for a conversation i walked up to one athlete that i'm a fan of and i was like completely sitting standing by himself kind of looking at the ground and i felt a little bit bad and I also wasn't doing anything. I was like, hey man, what's up? I'm Connor. And he goes, nice. I've never seen someone walk away while they're giving a handshake. That was a first for me. Do you think that they're rude or socially awkward? I think socially awkward. I think their social circles are probably really limited. Yeah, I think that they are awkward and I don't think that they have a ton of experiences talking with people when it's not about sports, football or something yeah i think so i think they probably don't have this maybe like social skill yeah and my question is always who's going to be when's the last time you're on a ladder you know like i'm not gonna i don't i'm not gonna ask you about how's your hamstring i don't you know i'm just not not in my not in my uh lexicon yeah how was seeing the halftime show in person uh very high energy he was facing the other way so i was watching it on the screen yeah um but it was cool and like a lot of people a lot like a lot of people were like full-blown knew every word to the song so it sounded like i thought it was like the speakers but no it was people's like singing so that was cool i obviously don't know i i know the songs like i i listened to a lot of Bad Bunny and I requested at a lot of the Clubs but like I just realized I didn't Know any of the words so I was like Oh I was so Surprised because you know me I have pretty Like poor taste in music And I don't listen to a lot of mainstream People besides somber So I really Haven't like tuned into a Super Bowl Like halftime show like excitedly And like probably since Beyonce And I was like I was moved to tears by Bad Bunny. I don't speak. I took French in high school. I don't even remotely speak Spanish. And I felt as though it transcended language to me. It was theatrical. I understood everything he was saying. Okay. That's awesome. Yeah. In a way. I really, I loved it. I was very moved. No, I actually didn't see it because I was watching the other halftime show. Oh, Turning Point? Yeah. Oh, fabulous. yes um it was just kind of like i've i want to just pop in and see what's going on over there i'm so stupid um for so many reasons but the first being that i thought it was chris rock performing and i was like i did not know that guy was maga like that's a shame that is a damn shame and then i saw a photo of of the true perpetrator not not chris rock chris rocked marked completely and utterly safe you're looking at this guy just like okay you guys have fun it's like extremely embarrassing for all of those involved and not even wishing you well Love it though. Oh my God I um just I don know Um but no it was very it was very fun And it was like very theatrical I thought that the, no one's really talking about, like, the setup of the whole stage. It was, like, so cool and they got it out so quickly. The casita was out there. There's so many people in the casita. And then right after the halftime show and Lady Gaga coming out, I was like, wait, hang like i was i was kind of just like kind of bopping around and then she came out i locked then it was like whoa this is really cool meeting of the minds um and then i'm gonna move on so if you have something to say i would say no i just recently when i was watching lady god that remembered do you remember when i like met her and took that photo of her at lg event yeah i've had forgotten about that but the lg event yeah lady gaga oh no i was thinking lgbt yeah yeah um i love that it's one of the funniest pictures i was so confused that literally that was that I'm saying that she really Has always felt at home in our community Oh absolutely I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl Without being No that was an Akon song Yeah I like that outfit of mine Yeah You don't? I was going to say I like that outfit of hers I can't see it because it's so dark Okay I feel good to move on okay well what nobody else saw was that there was a streaker right after the oh nobody else did see that yeah um which is crazy they have so much control over that because it's like why would you not show he wasn't naked he just had his shirt off but my thought was immediately like oh i shouldn't even say this this is like i can say it my thought because i didn't know it was happening i couldn't see right at first and everyone started screaming and i was thinking terrorist attack that's scary yeah um but i am always thinking terrorist attack there is not I don't think there's a day goes by that I not like I have a new fear of just like everything being a sleeper cell can we circle back on sleeper cell yeah because I think that the guy that jumped down there had a lot of money that there would be a streaker and we were getting towards the end of the game and he bet on that and there wasn't a streaker and I think it may actually have been worth it for him to streak to be the streaker oh okay that was my thought process okay um but that was kind of my super bowl experience it was weird being a being at a game and that you're you kind of have you're kind of a fan of one of the teams and they just didn't perform at all and it was just kind of like they had not won the super bowl no that that evening no they actually got demolished and squashed i'm sorry it's okay it's only up from here or down whatever's easiest but um we had great we had we had a beers and big plastic cups which is my favorite thing to do at a at in an arena stadium type situation and then um i got a hot dog on the street from like a vendor that's exciting yeah that was great i'm glad you had a good time and then we took this like shuttle bus home and we we sang the whole way home we did karaoke and everyone went around i bet robbie can sing can he he gave the performance of a lifetime. Wow. It was so fun. Everyone was just in such high spirits. I think because we had gotten out a little bit before the huge crowds when we weren't in traffic leaving the Super Bowl. It was awesome. And then we just went home and then that was the end of the weekend. It was really great. I had a hard time getting to the airport on Sunday. Wait, where was it? San Francisco. San Francisco. Francisco. It's one of the best cities on earth. I'm serious. I can't wait to go. A lot of people have a bad view of San Francisco because I've seen parts of it but like it is gorgeous we went on a hike the first day we got there and I was like I'm confused why this is not talked about in terms of like we talk about Los Angeles we talk about New York City it's I feel like people are talking about San Francisco not in a positive way I have I feel like I've mostly heard good things oh yeah I had not Hey guys We want to take a break To thank a sponsor Of today's episode Cash App My debit card Is extremely boring So if I had to Customize my Cash App card I'd probably draw Some pictures of my cats I think you'd probably Put maybe the milking farm I knew you were Going to say that Cash App just released A new status program For the way people Actually spend Called Cash App Green It unlocks a new way For you to pay Get rewarded And easily grow Or manage your money On your terms Now when you spend at least 500 bucks a month, which is very easy these days. 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Okay, so I don't know if you watched any Super Bowl ads. Obviously, mine and Dylan's came out. Everyone was looking around for the Doritos ad. We did the Doritos ad. Did you see that I did an ad amplifying your voice? When? During the Super Bowl. Where is it? On TikTok. Oh, I can't open TikTok. My ad... You know, it's important to amplify white men's voices, so I had to... Finally, finally I had this was my ad Okay, it's also doing really well because they boosted it's in high heaven. Oh my god. This is actually scary Apparently I'd made a sign with my hand by accident of like the universal help sign in this in this ad And everyone's commenting like please help her isn't it this thing or whatever? well, I'm confused because I they're talking about the P like this peace sign that I made oh but that kind of that's kind of like the universal piece apparently there's a the way my thumb is positioned okay i'm asking for help but yeah it was an honor to be just a small part of this right um my favorite thing are all the people that are saying i have no idea who these people are and it's like i haven't seen do you know do you know everyone i haven't seen people how many how many commercials that weren't like a-list celebrities did you know every single person in the in the commercial. Right. People should like to speak and look at their own name. I need to flag something. Okay. It was brought to my attention that Dylan posted several stories in slow-mo where you could see at all. before or after the rip in your pants? Before? And just to clarify, before you ripped your pants, you were not wearing panties. No, I was wearing shorts that were like a bathing suit style short. And so I don't typically put a layer underneath those. What have we spoken about? I didn't know I was going to be doing a high kick. When you shoot a commercial. doesn't matter if you think you're going to be doing a high kick or not when you shoot a commercial you need to put your panties on I've learned my lesson it's been have you it's been now twice both with Doritos thank you that I I will be moving forward with undergarments on every commercial shoot that I'm on I'll believe when I see it and in meetings as well meetings Sorry for another day. Sorry for offline. Okay. I don't know if you, did you see that? Did you catch it? Oh, Brooke. No. Hard to miss. No way. Did you? Hard to miss. Why did you text me? I thought you knew. Dylan had to delete the story. I thought you knew. And he didn't text me. Did you text him? Or was it just like a lot of responses Being like Hi It was a lot of All caps This is not safe for work Yeah Oh my god Who cares we all have them Yeah but All of y'alls aren't looking at me Like in the face It was like There's a snake in my boot I feel as if you just on account of the way that you don't wear underwear, the way you sit. I'm wearing underwear today. Everything about you. Yeah. I feel like you're due for like a flashing at some point in your life. Like you might accidentally flash and this is you getting what? No, I feel like this is the warm up. No, this is a warning. I feel like you're warming up. I feel like you're just getting started. No, no, no, no. I feel like you're just getting started. This was turning point USA. I'm putting underwear on. No, I feel like you're just getting started. Mm-mm. Tell us about your golden bone hydro flask. What do you mean? Like, I don't know what you mean. So you lied to me. What? You told me in a few different bonuses. Remember we spoke about go-go crazy bones? Yeah. You said you had the golden bone. If you actually had the golden bone, you would know what I'm talking about when I say you have the golden bone hydro. You do not have a golden bone. I was eight. If you had the golden bone, you would remember. I don't care how old you were. I don't have the number of my childhood neighbor. I don't have his number. I don't either. I remember the golden bone. I didn't even have the golden bone. If I reach out to him 20 years later, two decades we're talking and say, hey, can you convince my podcast co-host that I had the golden bone? He's gonna block my number I'm not asking you to do that How would I I'm saying if you actually had the golden bone You would know what I'm talking about When I reference golden bone I know what you're talking about When you reference a golden bone No you don't because you just said what do you mean When you're saying golden bone Well it could have meant anything There's only one golden bone No there were several because I had one And two people I know had one No only five ever made Okay we have to move on Did you see any other commercials that you Yes The Duncan one Walk me through that because I didn't get to see any commercials Oh my god it was like all of the Major sitcom stars From the 90s It was Ben Affleck and then Jason Alexander As like I don't know if he was being George But it was Jason Alexander Matt LeBlanc Carlton cheers urkel it was just like all of the major players jennifer aniston popped in at the end and they were all a.i'd they were all a.i'd to look like they did in the 90s and it freaked me out yeah that's yeah i'm sure it freaked a lot of people well i was confused i thought i didn't realize until jen i thought they were just like heavily wearing a lot of makeup and then with jen I don't know, Jen Jen really looks like she got some work I don't know if they eyed them because the guy on the right I forget his name Matt LeBlanc looks old he doesn't look like he did on Friends that's an old man Ben Affleck looks young but look at Jen she doesn't look like Friends to me but she doesn't look like she does now because she's gotten a lot of work done I think it's less AI. I think it's more filtering. That's not makeup, though. That is either. But isn't a filter AI? No one knows what a filter is. But I don't think that it's AI. It's an effect. It's a man-made effect? It's just an effect. Made by man? No, I mean, we're walking in a gray area right now. We need to get back to the black and white. Or we could just recognize that that is just like. I just think I don't think that I think that she she was altered by a computer she didn't have okay this is just like a man commenting on a woman's forehead right now but she didn't have any lines in her forehead and friends did she aging is a blessing doesn't look like this now like that's not her face anymore can we do a side-by-side of her face and that is not her current face I know I think it's I think it's a filter Tom Jennifer Aniston so scary Yeah she looks exactly the same She looks entirely different Look at her from friends And look To me Very different I mean to me Essentially the same That's older Yes of course it's older Of course it's older The current photo of her there is old. So it's not current. But I think there was some sort of AI at play. I do. I don't think there was AI. I think that people made as much of an effort besides Svedka as they could to avoid AI claims. Then maybe I don't know what AI is. AI was what Svedka did when they just did like full-blown typed in a prompt to like a generator and it just popped out like a commercial for Svedka. and it was those like robot people and it was really weird there's no way that moves the needle at Svedka right like it's just the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life I think Svedka is like toast either way you slice it it's just I don't get it like did I miss like this was in every single like ads played today this is making history is the first ever all AI ad great and it's bad. AI does like a lot of really incredible stuff like maybe I don't agree with it but like it's doing cooler stuff than look at this I am legend ass commercial. Svetka might be at the point where it's like they need like so much support that it's like bad press is good press for them. I guess we're talking about Svetka right now. Exactly. It's making me it's making me yeah did you see the nerds one? No I only saw the friends one Duncan oh um nerds had one and it had um Andy Cohen on it and everyone was like this is so fucking weird that they'd have Jeffrey Epstein like look on a commercial with all these like little baby blobs this is so weird like it was just I had tears in my eyes reading through they think Andy Cohen is Jeffrey Epstein you're so dumb I love it I love nerds gummy clusters There's so much. Nerds being like, just like you, only bigger and with a, with a Jeffrey Epstein lookalike. He does look like him. I'm just realizing. Jeff? Yeah. I love Andy though. Thought this was Epstein. Nice try, Epi. Yeah. Every, every single person. Yeah, that's tough. I mean, that's tough. That is tough. That's not an ideal lookalike for sure. They, they do. They do. That's tough. I mean, maybe that was a good call out. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, like a little, like a, a candy with like and he kind of does look like jeffrey epstein like maybe that was like maybe that would it would have been a good like thing to review before but that's a it wouldn't be fair for andy not to get opportunities because he looks like someone no i'm saying opportunities with like maybe cologne and not maybe like candy why not why not candy because he looks like jeffrey epstein kind of but what does candy have to do with jeffrey epstein halloween trick-or-treat kids I don't know. I feel like you could do it and link anything back to kids. Not like Gillette fusion razors, you know, like. Razor blades in your Tootsie Rolls. Oh. Okay. Let me think. We could play this Toyota We could play this Toyota toy play this game all day but we should we don need to ford we don need to ford four years old so dumb okay connor connor connor connor connor connor beer B, A, B, C, D, alphabet. Well done. Okay. But you could also do that with every letter. Okay. All right. We got to clip that. That was really fun. Do you think it was appropriate? Yes. Okay. Moving on. I have more stuff. Me too. Okay, hit it. Well, I mean, again, I watched a TV show. Ooh. His and hers. Have you seen it? No. It's a big one. I think a lot of people are watching what? cleaning up your mess it's known for like being like at least the general consensus that I've heard you're heading out should I keep talking? yeah the general consensus is that it was not a good show but the last episode everyone was like what the fuck like you guys need to watch this just to get to the last episode Cause it's like, so what the fuck? And so I watched to confirm. Who's in it? That, I don't know his name. Okay. What's, what's the main guy's name, Mizzy? Do you know? John. John. It's, it's, I don't, I don't think anyone that you would know was in it. but what his and hers but I will say that like when I got to the end I was like yeah that is definitely John Bernthal it was definitely something oh yeah it's only like six episodes and it's like one of those like classic like thriller miniseries okay cool yeah I'll look into it and it's definitely it's very entertaining it was like during the end like when the like plot twist or whatever was revealed it was one of those situations where it was more of like a verbal like no nah not gonna happen to a strange spouse is one detective and another a news reporter vie to solve a murder in which each believes the other is a prime suspect i wouldn't say that this is interesting because google i think this is why AI is bad. That's not what it's about. That's from Google users though. But I think that's AI capturing everything and summarizing it. You know what's so interesting? I was actually thinking about this today because I read this article that's being like hawked all over my Twitter. And it's like this huge thing that this guy posted about like, he's kind of like a whistleblower for AI and he's like working on it. And I'm always interested when the people that work on things are like warning us about the things that they're working on like flappy bird bad example but he's like oh like we're in the period of like no return it's like threat there's like it's like threatening to blackmail when when like kill the people that are running the program when they say they're gonna unplug it and stuff and i'm just like like why did ai have to be evil like why is the outcome of everything that we're working on right now bad well so it sucks because like some ai things are good like the talking foods that tell you how to use them right but it's too powerful and pat with pat with great power comes great responsibility and it usually falls into the wrong hands just so well said regulation you've been really well said today thank you um appreciate yeah we need regulate but like this what's what's that gonna do everything recently has been just like oh we made an amazing advancement and we're using it to make bombs it's like and then this dude that like just solved pancreatic cancer did you see he like he cured it he's up for the nobel peace prize but he doesn't have funding he's like doing a go fund me no yes no yes he's doing a go and pancreatic cancer is like he you die like like one of the most lethal yeah um so he cured it and you know what's so funny this is how you know the internet is just like not a good place people are still like on his comments being like bullying him like someone's got everyone's got some shit to say everyone's got shit to say and most people shouldn't speak he's up for the nobel peace prize that's good i'm glad i haven't seen anything about that which is probably we should probably cut no no no no i think i should be seeing stuff like that i'm on like a really interesting place i'm also on another that another ai thing that i was like this is crazy is did you see did you see all these commercials that ring came out with like an opt-in they did a commercial about losing your dog and about how ring cameras now have a technology where if you lose your job it pings all of the ring cameras in your neighborhood to use ai to locate your dog you upload a picture of your dog and then it like recognizes and submits it and like helps you right get reconnect well no that's like oh bad it's bad that's what i mean well they just like they oh they i guess like and i'm just reading responses here but i guess the whole thing was like this is surveillance state oh yeah because now ai can be if you opt into this thing and probably not if you opt into it as well you can it's just looking at that i hope i'm not coming off as conspiracy theorists but like it is you it's recognizing faces it's reporting well i can rick do all that but it took them so long to recover the footage of Savannah Guthrie's mom's. What's going on with that? It is the most insane real life story that I have ever consumed. Okay, so. It is so upset, deeply upsetting and just wild. Good morning America, right? Yes. You know, I got confused. USA Today? USA Today and Today Show. But I think it's Today Show. So she. Her mother was abducted from her home in Tucson, Arizona. Like abducted by a masked man. a ransom situation it is but i'm also kind of confused because they asked for money right it's also not clear if like the person asking for money is actually the person that abducted her i think it's more of like a statement than it is like they want money which is why they went for somebody with such close ties to the news like they're making some sort of statement which is really scary i don't know why is it unclear it's so weird when there's not a motive because it's like you let us know what you need from us you know so yeah i mean they're offering like millions for her sure return and she's still missing so it's really sad and scary and i'm i'm really praying that she comes home soon but that's not fun no it's like going on two weeks now yeah i saw the pictures last night from ring so scary yeah but that's what i'm saying like why like did it take that long like ring is so technologically advanced that we're doing full surveillance but it takes that long to get buried footage good question i don't know i can't answer that thanks um i did see someone comment you know what grok is right on like twitter the robot yeah yeah someone's like at grok use ai to remove the mask and show us who's who this is and i was like what like how would that i bet that person thought they just cracked the case wide open oh they're like if no one else is gonna do it no one else is gonna ask let me be the one like what are we doing what are we doing here like this is taking so long grok remove the mask this isn't it funny a mask that you can get to go skiing at the store is just enough to be like you could do whatever you want not get caught yeah and you never know like if you're a person on the other side of that register when someone's buying a mask like you don't know if it's going to be used for good or evil you have to ask what will you be using this mask for today what are you gonna do where are you gonna put this on at skiing we have a surprise birthday party oh I keep getting chills no stop thinking of that stuff no you don't get chills you're so sexy sexy um there's a new game cross play it's like words with friends you're familiar or you have something to say? No, I have something to say. It's like Words with Friends, but through the New York Times app, it's ruining my life. Like it's all I do. And it feels like work because it's like a puzzle and, you know, uses brain power. So it's just like been so horrible for my screen time. And I've got like 16 games going at once. I've got six with Kat, four with Marshall, two with Miles, 18 with Sodi. and it's just a full-time fucking job man hey it is a full-time job okay what were you gonna say um oh my gosh did you see the dude at the olympics who like won bronze oh my god the one that announced just started sobbing and was like did cheat on my girlfriend i want to be make one thing very clear cheating on my girlfriend i mean the group chat's going berserk different language oh No, it's big. It's my first word medal. And I don't want to thank everyone who has done it on the way. Oh, wait, we should be saying what he's saying. Oh, sorry. Our listeners don't speak Norwegian. Sorry, y'all. Okay. He's just, we didn't miss anything yet. He's saying, it's great. It's my first medal. He won bronze. And then you can kind of see the waterworks start to bubble up. He's trying to force him out for sure. No, I think he's like, am I going to do this right here? Am I going to do this right here? Oh, I think he's calculated. Oh, really? Yeah. I think this is a pathetic act of like, I'm going to put it all out on the line. Now, it could be manipulative. I think it's manipulative. Depending on how you're looking at it. But you don't do this on the world stage. You really don't. You do if you're like... This is a true act of desperation. That's desperation. I think manipulation. Okay, I guess we'll see. Yeah, let's I want it I want it tough because we can't understand the tone. I want to hear what she says. I want her to say something Okay Great day of skiing my whole family for supporting me I wanted to share this with always starting to cry watching today might not be watching today today. Six months ago, I met the love of my life. Most beautiful, wonderful person in the world. Here we go. He is crying. And three months ago, I made the biggest mistake of my life. Cheated on it. And that's all I've been thinking about for a week. Just thinking about it for the last week. Did it three months ago. Been the worst week of my life. Okay. How about three months ago when you did it. So I had a gold medal in life. I'm sure there are many people out there who see me in a different light, but I only have eyes for her. I'm not quite sure what I want to say here now. That's good. I think you nailed it. Me? No, no, no. I don't know what I want to say here now. I think you did. I'm pretty stuck on the... He's not... Not he did it. he's just mad at upset he got caught yeah because he's just been ruminating on it for the past week and he did three months ago he's norwegian i don't care if he is the president good example that's always like that's always like like our thing i came up yesterday i was in a meeting and i was like you know like a lot of things can be transformative like you look how people age like like when you're the president and they were like and i was like bad it was that was a bad example um but yeah president is i think it's like a hard example to have you don't care if he's i don't have the end to that sentence i don't what i'm saying is i don't care what the hell he is what if he's a flying pit use i have no i have a zero tolerance policy for cheating yeah to do it in the world i don't know i don't think he's gonna get her back no I didn't realize I would be so angry I didn't realize she was gonna time stamp everything live I would be so angry if someone cheated on me and then went on television to tell everyone they cheated on me it kind of feels like when you propose at like a sporting event and everyone's looking and it's like oh X-World from response it is hard to forgive even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world I did not choose to end up in the situation and it hurts to have to be in it we have been in contact and he is aware of my views on this much love to Sterla you go girl you you are my olympian you don't know her culture or not her culture her her character i but i just like i support her based off of the position she might abuse animals she surla does not do that she might she might do you not talk about surla that way she might i'm just saying we can't jump to conclusions well you are so adamant on defending this guy no i oh absolutely no no no oh absolutely see what i'm i'm curious about is him telling her a week before he goes to the olympic i don't think i i would imagine that he got caught i don't think he planned on i told her a week ago and it ended i'm sure he yeah okay i see i see what you mean oh he got caught and had to admit it interesting wow that's otherwise why wait months? Yeah. Also, so, so they started dating six months ago. He cheats three months ago. Timeline's fucked. So they were dating for three months. Three months is so quick. I don't know. You're saying that it's so early on in the relationship that it's fine? No, I'm not saying it's fine. But it's forgivable? No, I'm not saying it's forgivable either. I'm just like, this is like a lot of even for six months ago and cry on i'm like you you messed up i think we maybe you just take this one to the chest and you move forward with your life six months you lost i hope unless it's legitimate that she doesn't get back with him and that's what she wants because i support her agency no sterla is is i would say more well-spoken than let's see oh no that is sterla his girlfriend is more well spoken and and it has been the worst week of my life i told her a week ago then it ended i'm not ready to give up i hope that committing social suicide can perhaps show how highly i love her i am taking the consequences for what i have done i regret it with all my heart like i'm that doesn't move me i'm accepting the consequences bare minimum yeah anyway it was nice seeing you today hey you too what a note to end on um why can't I get like this saying out of my head what saying like potato potato what is that from I don't know potato potato we don't know oh the 1937 Gershwin song let's call the whole thing off oh my god oh you're thinking of potato potato that's let's call no what you just did no to what you just did we gotta go this is just like not wiped his face with this random ass coaster random ass coaster the coaster I use every week you didn't need to where coasters go on the table see you in bonus bye guys