I flew back yesterday, so I flew back and I saw something very, very interesting and I want to bring this up. And I know sometimes I'll send stuff in topics that Lydia probably looks at and goes, it's disgusting, why would we talk about this? And it is, but I was shocked and amazed. I witnessed a woman do something that I feel like every guy does and that is the smell test. I have never in my life ever witnessed a woman do the smell test like guys do the smell test. And if you don't know what a smell test is, the smell test is, and I'll describe this to you. I'm sitting at the gate 66 terminal in Tampa, Florida, where Delta Airlines was there and I'm back in my, you know, those chairs, they have the black chairs that you sit in, right, that are disgusting and they got crumbs on them from some kid that's there, you know, probably before you. I look over to my right and a woman sitting over on that side and she was probably, I would say 50 ish, maybe younger, a little bit on the pudgier side. Oh, Lord. And she's sitting down with some sweatpants on and she takes her hand, no, puts them in her, in her waistband. And she slides her waist or hand all the way around her waist goes back to the back where her butt is comes all the way back, gets up front, goes down a little deeper. No, she didn't. Pulls the thing up and goes right to that. No. You weren't really watching this. Bruh. Bruh. Your description was. Yeah. I don't know if she has TSA pre-check, but she did TSA smell check. My eyes wouldn't have left her. She did this. Have you ever done that before? I've never wiped around my entire waist. Wait, no, no. But you know, wait a second. I think everybody has done this, the smell check, not, not necessarily back, but as a female, I have deaf, I'm not going to be very transparent and say, yes, I have done the front, not ever, ever, ever in public. And when you say the front, are you saying the. Vagina. Yeah. You have. You, you smelled to make sure that your vagina. Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. Do you hope it has no smell or what are you hoping for the smell? I hope that it's a lovely fresh smell. A lovely fresh smell. It's not like the steel. If I'm at home and I know some things about to happen with my husband, I got to make sure it's good. Okay. I'm not doing it in an airport. And if it's not, if it's not fresh, no, no. I have wipes for that or I take a shower. My vagina is angry. Yeah. I never wanted to smell angry. I've done it for the balls before for show. See, I've done that too. Yeah. I've done it for a long time. And anybody that says that they don't do the smell test, they're liars. I will say this though. Before I wipe, there have been times where I do like the waistband pop. Like you extend your waistband, pop it and then you can get a wash. Oh, and if you smell it that way, then you really know it's time to go wash. That's a shower with a washcloth. Well, I mean, it depends on how much time you got before it should come over. You got time. Then you, by the way, I bought this thing. It's not good. You know, I love the Dove men's deodorant that they have. Like the really good. The comfort scent. Whatever it is. They have a balls scent. Oh, really? Wait, wait, what? They do. Like a spray, a spray, you mean? It's a spray for your balls. Okay. Okay. I bought it. I bought it. It hurts. I don't know if necessarily you're supposed to spray. I think it's supposed to be like perfume. Are you walking into it, baby? Okay. I have a question. Going back to this lady at the airport. Did she make eye contact with you to realize that somebody was watching her do the sniff test? Because that's the most awkward. She's doing this. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know. Because you're a star. She's doing this when she stuck it up to her nose. Like this and looked over at you. See that lady. He wasn't aware. That lady is a terrorist. And when, and when she did the smell, she did one of these. No. She went down the line. She went through all the. I want to know if there are other women that I, I'm shocked that Shannon admitted to the fact that she does a smell test. Cause I swear to you, Shannon, I thought that was only a guy thing. My wife, my wife yells at me all the time for having my hands down my pants. And then when she's not looking and I'm smelling, she has caught me a couple of times and has been like, that is so disgusting. It's horribly gross that you're doing things like that. I think more women are more covert about doing it. Yeah. Like we want to make sure that everything is good. We're just, we hide it a little better. Do you smell the front and the back or just the front? I've just smelled the, yeah. The back to me, I'm like, I'm, I'm, I wipe very well. I think I'm with wipes. I have a high butt crack. I don't know if you've ever seen that before. My butt crack. Have you ever seen? No. No, no, no. Shannon, it's all you. You got the most time with it. No, you're a boy. It's the most time. It's the most time. No, my husband would not approve of this. It starts right there. Bianca's looking at the cameras. It's a high butt crack. And I'm going to say this to you that I have had to have a finger. Oh my God. This is how we're starting our show today. I've had to, no, I've had to have it a couple of times where I'm like, God, it seems like odd that I don't know if I really cleaned. And now, oh, that's good. It smells wonderful. April fresh. Okay. Another question about this lady. Yes. After she sniffed. She was on my flight, by the way. Did she wash her hands or use some sort of hand sanitizer? No, she didn't. She went back to, you know what she did? She went back to eating. Oh, here we go. This is why, this is why, you know, this is why you can't live in America. I met a ton of listeners on this flight yesterday. So if you're on that flight, I'll tell you who she was. I'll share with you her outfit that she was wearing. Her scent was compromised because you can't go from the back to the front without washing in between. We should have called security at that moment and had them do a pat down because she already did it. What's up, Nikki? How you doing? I'm great. How y'all doing this morning? Fantastic, Nikki. Are you a sniffer, a scratch and sniffer? I do. I do the sniff test frequently to my under boobs. Frequently. Under boobs. The fromundas. I have really sweaty boobs. Do you ever have fromundas cheese underneath those, those boobies of yours? No, if you shower regularly, that shouldn't happen. What is that bad in a day? What is it? What is this smell like? Oh, it's sweat. But I just want to make sure it doesn't go past that, you know, to funk. And what are we talking about as far as they look like 36 D's to me? What? Yeah. Yeah. And that's after my breast reduction. Oh, wow. Wow. Well, you know what? And that's got to be bad on the back too. So the smell test on the insurance paid for it. I was in back treatment for years. Oh, well, yeah. So I just try to keep it fresh, you know, I could probably do the smell test under on my boobs there too. I love you. I gotta do the pencil test. Oh, arm. All the time. Wait, hold on. What did you just say? Pencil test? Gotta do the pencil test, Mojo. Underneath. Underneath. You see if it holds. Oh, see how big your boobs are. Spoiler alert for me. It doesn't. I used to try all the time. Love you, Nikki. Take care. Have a good day. Love you guys. You have a great day. You gotta use a bigger pencil. Those big ones, they used to teach you the right way. And there's a number two pencil and then there's the one that they have like in the gift shop of stores. What's up, Brittany? How you doing? Good morning, everybody. So I have to process this thing. I swear to you, I'm not a creep. I was getting off the monitor at Disney like a couple of weeks ago and it was spring break because I'm down here in Florida. And I watched this little girl because like, you know, you're looking around whatever. She was like digging in her butt and I was like, oh my God, like let me look away. And then I'm looking around and I'm like, and then of course, you know, I go back to her because we're all corralled in together. She literally put her like hand from her butt to her face so hard she rubbed her face and then she did the touch everything down the aisle. And I like, when I tell you, I shut my body so hard because I was like, you're not touching anything. Like I'm so grossed out. I ran to the bathroom and like, I'm like, do I say something to the mom? Like what do you do? Like what are you doing? That's a good thing. I'm so grossed out. I'm like, I almost threw up. Like that's apparently it starts young. I'm telling you, and you know what's funny is I, when I go to airports, I'll get on the tram that will take you to places and you know how they have the pole that you're supposed to hold onto. I will hold the re-inspiration thinking that the smaller people, you know, might be touching themselves. I don't know. I don't know. Why is her life always with me everywhere I go? I'm not touching any of that. Well, it's so gross. Yeah. Well, thank you for the call, Brittany. I appreciate it. But, all right. Well, I will tell you this. This is the time of the morning when I feel like I'm smelling good. Give it a couple of hours. Still early. After second date, update or war of the roses, it gets a little saucy in here.
