All right, it's a mojo in the morning. Phone numbers, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I was saying that I missed last week, cause I was out and one of the things I missed was, I got to go to Tiger's opening day, but I didn't get to go to Mud Hands opening day, which I thought was really cool how the Mud Hands did such a great job of letting the mojo in the morning show be such a part of their opening day, including Kev in the chicken sandwich eating contest. Is that what it was? We had, what was it? Shredded chicken. Shredded chicken. Shredded chicken eating competition. Am I right to say this? The food eating champion of the world, was there? Yeah, himself, man, Joey Chestnut. Record 83 hot dogs, I think, is like his hot dog. Some crazy lighting record. For the Nathan's annual hot dog eating contest. So he and myself and a Michigan Wolverine football player, I can't think of his name right now, but we battled against each other. And I wasn't sure what was actually gonna happen, cause I got a text message the day before, like, hey, do you want to do an eating contest against Joey Chestnut? I was like, hell yeah, like why not? Of course I could say I did this before, but it was just first of five. So it wasn't like they had mountains and mountains of chicken sandwiches. First of five, you finish five. Okay, okay. So I finished two, I'm proud of myself for finishing two. I had to burp like the entire way home. I felt like I had a ball of shredded chicken in my chest. You finished two by the time he finished five. I'm better than the other guy though. I was the Michigan football player. If you're gonna like lose a contest, that's a contest I would rather lose. And he was dunking his and water. That makes me want to vomit. I'm not doing all of that, bro. And he shakes. He does like the shake to move it around. He was doing like a jaw thing before he even started. Like he was like stretching out his jaw. I don't know how to draw. He snaked. Did you ask him? I would always want to interview him and ask him the question, what his ball movements look like. That was not a question that I had for him. Like I would love to know. I would want to know that too actually. I want to know. Is it normal? When does he go to the bathroom after the 78 hot dogs you ever had? Like you gotta have diarrhea for a couple days. Chris Wormley, that was his name, okay. Chris Wormley is who? Joey Chestnut? No, no, no, that was the guy, the Michigan football player. Oh, okay. NFL football player. Okay, but Joey Chestnut was the eating champion. So you guys all drove down there. It looked like you guys had a lot of fun. So who was it? It was Cav. It was Zach. Yeah, Lydia. Lydia, Bianca, and Anna. And that's, I'm glad you brought this up. Cause we did go with a group of five. And I feel like there are unwritten rules. Whether you're going on a road trip or you're going anywhere, the skinniest person gotta sit in the middle. If you on the back row. And Anna being the most narrow of us all. Narrow is a crazy word. Why is that crazy? That's skinny. We talked about this, narrow is not a nice word to call it. I was narrow. What is wrong with narrow? I don't like that word, but go on. You don't like it. Okay. Would you rather be called skinny or petite? I would say narrow is, am I a stick? Yeah. You're thin. Okay, keep going. I don't see Anna as narrow. I see, Anna's got some curves to her. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. But curves also is tough because sometimes people go, yeah, you said curves. That's a good for fat. You are not fat. I didn't mean it in a negative way. Commenting on a woman's weight is just. That's how you feel. I'm not coming away. I'm just saying the shape. Where was she sitting? So, where was I? So, when we get in the car first, I was so tired. So, I'm like, let's just go. I'm ready to go. So, we walk outside. Lydia wanted to drive. So, Lydia driving. Zach got his laptop out. He doing work. So, he's sitting in the passenger seat. So, I go to the back. Anna runs around to the other. Okay, I'll let you say your business. Anna lightly briskly walks across the other side. She can take a fence to everything. I can't say run. I can't say narrow. Just keep going. Give you a list of things I can't say. I'm not offended. All right, cool. So, Anna goes around to the other side of the car and gets in and I'm looking like, okay. All right, she's going around. Maybe she's gonna scoot into the middle. Cause again, this is universal knowledge that if you're the smallest person, you get in the middle. It's me, Bianca and Anna. Anna doesn't get to the middle. She like stays on the side. So, I'm like, all right, bro, I'm not even my leg. Let's just do it. Bianca get in the middle. Dog. Bianca is like a bull in a china shop. We got the wrong person in the middle of the car. She can't sit still. Bro, she cases still. And the one who's the biggest booty on the show in the middle, taking up two seats in the middle. But, but, but, but. Bro, everybody knocked out her legs. She's sitting like a damn like fighter. Like, and they put in the corners between rounds. Knees all on the outside. She's like spreading. She got leg spread. Dog. Knees like boulders, elbows. She's getting in bags. Doing like, make them tutorial. Bro, what is going on here? And she definitely has like a little ADHD maybe too. Can I say my piece? I totally agree with you, Kevin. Here's my perspective. I had taken a little eddy before we were leaving because we were going to drink. And so I was moving a little slower than usual. I got in one side and Kevin goes, well, I'm not sitting in the middle. And I thought Bianca was going to walk around and then I just lightly scooch over. But before I could say anything, Bianca hops in and she's like, okay, well, I got to do my makeup. And I'm like, okay, maybe she needs to use a center council to put her like mirror or something. And I thought she needed to be in the middle. Okay, yeah. That's my perspective. I hate being in the middle. So I don't know why I was put there. I should have honestly said, okay. As to not offend, Anna's a horrible person to go on a road trip with because if you remember correctly when we drove to Grand Rapids, she sat there and did the whole, I get carsick. So she didn't want to go in the back. So she did the, okay, got carsick, which by the way, when people either A, say they get carsick or B, start telling you that they're allergic to something. I always believe it's a load of bull crap. It's their way of trying to get the better seat on something. And so we put you next to the window in my car. I remember that because you didn't want to go all the way in the very, very back. So maybe she got carsick and that could have been her excuse for this one. She just said wow. Yeah, she used that with us. So on the way back, we had to do some alterations. I'm like, no, Anna, you got to sit in the middle because you're, why didn't you drive? Lydia wanted to drive. She wanted to drive. Whose car was it that you guys were driving? A station car. I think it was a terrain or something like that. It smelled like smoke. Like I think that among other things. They're doing a lot of things in there probably. You should have seen it in like Zach and I because Zach was sitting passenger and here I am. I'm like, you guys okay back there kids? It was like you were in mom and dad driving. On the way home, it was like three kids in the back who were all passed out or all slumped in the back seat. And that's cause we had more comfort. Once we figured out this Rubik's cube and everybody got a line where they were supposed to be it was a much better travel situation. I will tell you this, this is, and I get it, you know, we don't want to, gas prices are high and stuff like that and getting the company to reimburse. I would have just driven my car and done it, called it a day because the station vehicles here have not been replaced since I started this radio show 26 years ago or whatever it was. They don't have ox cords. There are people on the side of those vehicles that have not worked here. They got a brand new Jeep wagon here in Toledo. They got a nicer plane. She drove it home. Boy look at clean. Steal that thing home. I remember when we went down to Toledo once and they had a golf cart as a station vehicle that was nicer than in the station vehicles we have here. As regular station vehicles, they had like this beautiful like $50,000 golf cart that was amazing. But I think road trips as a show are fun. Was it fun? Did you guys sing? Did you guys carry on? We didn't sing. We didn't sing. Yeah, we didn't sing. There was no ox to do it. There's no ox cord. So we were jamming. You guys are being lame in the back. They had a fun party up front, I guess. Somebody talked to the powers that be and we should take every vehicle that we own and we should sell them for scrap and then take the money that we get from those vehicles that we sell for scrap and then go and do. Let's get a sprinter. Well do a brand new vehicle somewhere. Why did you guys not take the beautiful Jeep that we have from Zot Jeep? Good question. The renegade or whatever the hell that thing's at. They had already taken it. So promo went out there ahead of us. Oh you let them drive? You're the stars of the show. They took that car. Well there's only two of them and there's five of us. I know but you could have fit five in that thing. Probably more comfortably. Yeah, it's a brand new vehicle. We probably could have. How about the ice cream truck? We could have taken the ice cream truck. We still have that. We still be driving the ice cream. We do have that thing though. The only problem with the ice cream truck is it's like a retrofitted like panel van or something like that. There's only two seats in it. And yeah, in the back there's just a freezer. Like somebody would have to sit on the freezer which is the ice cream. Or we could have done like the wheels van but there's really no side view mirrors so we probably would have crashed that one but there's a lot of room back there. How is that safe to drive? I will tell you this that when I see our station vehicles I'm embarrassed to work for our station. Like our station vehicles are the Chevy Tahoe from 1992 or something, you know what I mean? Like it's the, you know how you see like an old model year of a vehicle? And when I mean old model year, I'm talking like five models ago. And you're like, oh, blast from the past. I remember driving to school in that in ninth grade. Our vehicles could go to the Woodward Dream Cruise and win a prize. First for real. It's still like a junkyard auction. They're the worst barn on vehicles that I literally have ever seen. We got that gladiator though. Well, we're trending upwards. The gladiator. That's right. Yeah. What's up, Makin? How you doing? Hey Mojo. What's up? First time long time. Hey Makin, Makin on the phone. Makin his first appearance. Yeah, second appearance which you can. I'm the guy that was dropping off in front of the building when you guys were leaving out and getting in the car and I said, what's up to you? All right, OK. So you got a chance to see us. And I was thinking like, oh, I didn't stop. I didn't get a picture and all of this. And then as I was driving home, I literally had the thought to say I had the thought of the dirty dance move. And I was like, wow, they put baby in the corner when I saw Kevin getting the back seat. That, by the way, he got slighted on that one. And no offense to the women of the show. But women have to be in the back seat. I hate to say it. As Anna, they're petite. Thank you. They're little flowers. In and outwards an accident, I don't want you dying. Less to die in the back. I wouldn't even trip. And ladies should have been in the back. She wanted to drive. She had it all planned out. Hey, if someone else wanted to drive, you guys could have driven. Makin, you had it all planned out. You're looking at that going, why are they putting the black guy in the back seat? What is that all about? That's ridiculous. Kevin, you deserve to be up front. As long as I was in the middle, it is white Chowdian sandwich. You're looking all good. Would you have been OK in the middle more so than? No, bro. That's not going to happen. Anna has to be in the middle. She has to be. She's the smallest. Those are the rules. What's going on, Keith? Hi. Oh, hey, Mojo. On the crew. What's going on? What up, Keith? How you doing, Keith? Boy, you know what I'm doing. Smoking's my hash. Oh! There you go. Curse Keith. By the way, Keith, please tell me you're not an Uber or a Lyft driver driving you this morning. No, but what can I do to get one of them old station vehicles? You know what? Honestly, if there is a way that I could convince the people here, I think that we have bosses that are afraid to do stuff like this. Sell those vehicles. Me, you and Pat will convince me. Donate Pat and Pat. Auction. Keith, what do you think about this? I one time when I worked at Tucson's KRQQ, OK, for I Heart, we had an old station vehicle. I drove it down to Nogales, Arizona, left it with the keys running at the border, wanting that car to get stolen. Nobody will steal it. Why don't we take this vehicle and why don't we, you know, go bring it to a chop shop or something? What do you think? Yeah, they're chop, chop. You want me to give you my address? What do you what do you what would you give us? Any other. What would you give us for a 1998 vintage Chevy Tahoe with the faces of the early stages? It's got Sarah on there back in the day and the mojo in the morning show. That's how long it's been. Keith, it's the two door or four door. Does it have the five seven in it? It's a it's a four door. That's really good mother. Believe it. Believe it or not. That's a five seven in it. That vehicle is. We can make it. Got whatever you think on it. We're we're going to tell you it does. I can tell you this. I think it does. The only thing that it doesn't have that's original is the floor mats. I think the floor mats were brand new. Oh, they're the guy. Mooner. No moon, Ruth. They didn't have them back then. They weren't in cars. Yeah, sunroof. Yeah, they don't have a doesn't have a in our station got one. I got to have actually it's funny. I think Ampad did drive one of these vehicles at one point. So we'll talk and we'll see what we can do for you. What's going on? How are you doing, Chris? Oh, that's right. You guys today. What's happening, Chris? Now, I'm a size. Well, it's no talk about these old cars, mojo, your bougie. This is starting to show. Listen, I'm going to tell you, if talking about a car that was made in the years that my kids were alive and that's bougie, I don't know. I mean, I've got a son that's 30 years old that is literally my son is my son is younger than the vehicles we have. Chris, that ain't bougie. That's oldness. And that's that one. They're the good cars. Those are the good ones. I'm telling you, you're right. You're right. But when it when a car goes in for a trade, if I brought it into Stevie G over at Zod Fort and said, Steve, how much would you give me for this? He would say you owe me. But also like Bianca said, some of the cars don't have side mirrors. Isn't that crazy? How not not legally drive. I'm sure they're there, but they're like shattered or you can't see out of them. Yeah. Somebody told me and I don't, and I may be speaking out of turn that when we do a station promotion, the promotions people have to drive 30 minutes to somewhere in the suburbs to pick up the vehicles, drive down here to the radio station to get the banners and the prizes, then drive all the way to wherever the destination is, then come back, drop off the prizes and then go 30 more minutes or so. Like, yeah, man, we try to hire people, bro. You got to write. We haven't forethought this. Did we not think that I said, why don't you guys parking that lot right across the street over there trying to try to recruit? I have no idea. Honestly, I'd park it on the street and hope that it's not.
