Um, all right. It's Mojo on the morning show. Kevin poisoned the lunch. Yeah. So I went to go get a haircut. Uh, the other day, shout out Daryl. I thought it was yesterday because yesterday you looked like him, didn't America. Are you trying to like, no, go ahead. Are you trying to start something? No. Zach noticed your haircut, but did not notice mine. And it bothers me. Yeah. You're really jealous about that. I guess his hair. I guess we're ready for spring. We used to have a teacher in school in high school, uh, uh, Mr. Richardson, who used to go happy haircut when he would have a haircut, you come in. Happy haircut. So, all right, go ahead. Yes. So I went to get a haircut. Shout out Daryl. And, uh, not only is Daryl a barber and an entrepreneur, he owns his own barber shop, but he's also a teacher. So he teaches, I think it's called like the hair lab or something like that. So, okay. So he teaches at the hair lab. He's like, I'm not in the office today, but you can come by my class. And I've done this one time before and I was, you know, when in there, he wasn't actually teaching, just said in the chair, you know, cut me up. This time though, he was in a classroom and I'm walking in a classroom. Shout out, Ashley. She exorted me in and I'm like, okay, this is, this is different classroom full of people. I was used as a demo. So I'm sitting in the middle of the class. All these people staring at him cut my hair. I've never like been cut and had audiences and he's like breaking down haircuts. He's like pointing out like my flaws and like all these things, how to cut around certain parts. I'm like, okay, this is a bit more than I export. And I don't know how the class changes topics from my hair, but they start talking about things that go on in the school. One of the things being this like lunch situation where people are eating other people's foods. Like eating their foods and everybody up in arms. Yeah, I thought it was that. And then one dude was like, man, I know exactly who it is. And they're like, how do you know who he is? He was like, because I put crush laxatives on a little Caesar's pizza and on breadsticks. And he was the first one that ran to the bathroom. He was due to one all day. He poisoned or not poison food. I guess he he put it in there to see if you could get in trouble. I think probably like if they had an allergic reaction. Yeah, something like that. I've heard of people putting vizine for that gives him runs to. And I don't think it kills you. The vizine. Oh my God. Let's try it out. I was thinking about Winshield. No, no, no, no. Like Winshield, Washer, Fluid, Washer, Fluid will kill you. Why would you do that? Well, I think it kills somebody. Yeah, that's like intentional. Well, you hear the stories on the news all time of the wife or husband that tries to kill their spouse, you know, remember that lady who was poisoned at her husband's coffee every morning. Yeah, they poured into their drinks every day. And it got her on the long camp. So this is why and it worked. They figured out who it was by him going, do you know that we have this in our office right now? We're having an issue in our office and it deals not with people stealing stuff out of the refrigerator. It's Lydia and Bianca's producer room. And they share, they share that room with someone specifically. And that person who they share it with has been rumored to be stealing their snacks that they have. Ladies, wait, who do they share that studio with? Can I just say it? Ladies, that's with Big Dog Bless. Allegedly, I did not know that he shared that. He shouted out of the day. Have you confronted him? Yeah, I've asked. He's like, no, no, I don't touch any of the snacks. But then when I come in the next day, I had 10 muffins originally and then I come into two. So someone got the munchies. You stole the muffin. I think what might be contributing to this behavior is because the first time we ever brought snacks and it was like a box of pretzels. I was like, if you get hungry, you can have a little bit if you need something. And then he just helped himself for the rest of time. Does he know? I mean, there's cameras in there. There's not. There's the studio cameras like we have, right? Yeah, yes. And he gets scared that we're watching him. So he turns him off every single time he does. Reporting. I do that too. You know what we got to do, Lydia? Take that ring camera that we bought to watch out for our breaking and ring Christmas wish stuff. You know, we pull it out at Christmas time, set that camera up in that room. Funny. And let's see if we can see him doing this. I was just set up. Yeah. Oh, I have it handy. We're about to plug it up. We should put it in the snack box. So when he puts his hand in there, he's like, oh, shoot, a camera. So is it wrong if they de-asset the tone? You did. Yeah. Help yourself. Yeah. Whenever you get hungry. Lydia had to talk with him and said, are you taking this? So he should know. And I put up a sign. The sign says Lydia and Bianca snacks. If you want a snack, please ask. Still touching away. All right. Well, hold on. Are these muffins? Are these homemade muffins or individually wrapped? Like little bites, you know, the little bites. So good. Why don't we do this? Do you think do you think he would eat food that was open? Or do you think he only goes for pre-packaged food? It's pre-packaged. Remember when you had the fruit snacks? Yes. He was going crazy. Dude, we eat. I brought a fresh bag 36 pack of fruit snacks. Came back the next day. There was 10 left. I was like, bless. How did you eat 20? Here's what we got to do. That's what I had to munch. We got to get like a syringe and put. What was it they put in there? A syringe? What was it? Axlax. Let's put syringe and axlax into the muffins. Or you can use vising. Trying to kill this man. Everyday I come in the studio. I'm like, bless, you should really try fasting. That's really good. It's really good for you. Just make him not eat. Is there a... I bet you it's not just him. People, everybody knows you guys keep snacks in there. I bet there's a conga line to go in there when you guys leave. Nobody else works in this building. What are you talking about? There are some characters that I better go in there. Gina the cleaning lady? Not Gina. She's not stealing that stuff. There's no way. All right. So here's here's the thing. I want to know if anybody's ever had this happen in their office and who is the food theft thief something thing? Who is the person that stole the food in your office? Eight four four mojo live. I like the idea of the ring camera, though. I like the ring camera there and then I like the video. We go through the video every day and we just see who goes in and out of there. Just on a random occasion. What if y'all have like y'all put not necessarily a tip jar, but y'all put like something next to it. And they put a couple singles. That's true. What if we did this? What if we got a vending machine in this office so people can actually go and buy their own food so they don't have to do it? Y'all tired of the peanut and manam's? What about? Yeah, I kind of am. What about this for an idea? If we went through and put that ring camera in there, what would you guys do if you found out that it wasn't blast, which by the way, allegedly, we think it is him? What if we think it's, you know, one of our own? Zach Martin. Huh? What do we think of it? Zach, I've seen that guy. Maybe a security guard. I've seen that rat nibbling on cheese. That rat. Not in the costume, though. Dina, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hi. When me and my husband first started dating, we both worked at Kmart. Oh, shout out to Kmart. RIP. I love that. Special. Right. Someone kept stealing his lunch every day, so he went and bought a box of ho ho's and the chocolate X flex and he injected each one with the chocolate X flex. And he wrote all over the box, do not eat. And he put the receipt at the bottom of the box. Somebody ate the whole entire box. Come to find out it was one of the fat boys and I felt bad because he was in the bathroom all day and I said, oh, no, honey, he's deaf. And he goes, well, he's deaf, but he can read. And he also knows they're not his. Right. Do we do we know how long he was in the bathroom for? Like, how long does the X lax have to run out of their system? He said he was in the bathroom like all day and they kept calling him to get. Who did his job that day if he was in the bathroom all day? I think they made my husband do it. So backfire on him. Oh, poor, poor guy. Oh, from backfire. I love the idea. What's up, Monty? How you doing? So module first time lunch. Hey, so we had a guy at our office who used to steal everybody's food before lunch time because he was always too cheap to buy his. So what I did one day was I took one of my meals. I bought a spare one for myself to eat. And then I bought the prank meal. I ended up filling it up with a bunch of salt and mixing it and add just like Carolina Reaper sauce. And I just wanted to see who it was. And then I ended up seeing one of the guys gagging in the break room with his mouth on fire. He never stole another deal. Never again. I love these. I do. Yeah, these are unbelievable ideas. You know what is mind boggling to me, Monty? When co-workers will steal your leftovers from the night before, like that's your own personal food that you brought in from the night before. Who knows what's in that food, you know? That's crazy. These guys are crazy. Don't be a male. Yeah, stop that. What's up, Jamie? How you doing? Hi, good morning. Morning. What's going on? So I worked at a factory and there was like workers that would come in and fix machines and stuff. And I had a monster and they kept taking it. Like it was my third monster that I put in there and they would take it after I drank out of it. And so I was like, you know what? I'm going to put some laxatives in it. So I took three little laxatives pills. I crushed them up, put them in some water, you know, got it all dissolved and I poured it in the monster. Well, the monster was gone and I but I still did not figure out who took the monster. But I know it was one of those guys that came to fix the machine. Who is taking somebody else's open drink? Was it? Yeah. That's especially disgusting to me. It's funny because I have bottled waters and I keep them in the studio. So nobody ever comes in here. But back in the old place, a Zach is now admitting that he stole my waters. I'm telling you, I think Zach might be still in the snacks. But I know I but I would leave him in the old refrigerator at the old station outside before we had the refrigerator in the studio. People have no problem taking because they think it's communal, you know what I mean? Even if you have your notes and stuff on it. But even if it was our office, I remember when I was a little kid, this is another story that harmed me forever, scarred me forever. I used to bring a thermos through full of soup to school. My mom would give me a thermos with soup. Did the lid of the thermos? Yeah. And the lid. Yeah, you bring it out there. And they would let us put it into the refrigerator in the front office if we had something that needed to be, you know, cold and it was one of those things. So I brought it in there. And the school principal ate my food. I swear to you. Do you think she was like he could use one less thing at his lunch? I think she is. Oh my God. She looked at me like this kid. No, I mean, seriously. I think she was. I think it was Judge. She was being judgey. She was my she was my first ozempic shot. What's going on, Mike? How you doing? Pretty good, pretty good. Yeah, I was actually at one point I was a snack thief. You're admitting it. You are bad. Did you get busted eventually? Man, what? Yeah, did anybody ever stick X-Lacks in any of the food? No, no, no, but they would get mad. I shared an office with two other young ladies and they would do like the cookie snacks, like, you know, pre-wrapped and everything. And they did. They came in one day and they're like, Hey, I was like, yeah, because I worked the second I worked second shift in the HR department. And they're like, are you eating our snacks? And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. And they got mad. Aids are. And so they were like really upset with me because I'm like, well, those are our snacks. I was like, yeah, but other people's food tastes better. Other people's food tastes better. This is this guy's reasoning behind it. But here's the thing, like I would actually leave money like in a little box or something. Yeah. Like after a while, I knew they were getting mad. I would leave money and they're like, listen, just don't eat our snacks. They go, yeah, but I'm reimbursing. They're like, why don't you buy some? He's an HR unreal. You should get fired for that. Oh my God, Jay, Jay, they would steal your combos. Not the. I lived with my buddy at the time and it was my buddy. He worked at an automotive shop with a lot of other dudes. Well, every day his combos got stolen and he got really pissed about it. So one day I come home from work and he's sitting there at the table with a plate and he's pushing the cheese out of the combos with a Q tip. Oh no. Like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, you're you'll see these aren't getting stolen again. So he goes out and he puts on rubber gloves and he gets a paper plate full of dog poo. Oh my God. And so he packed all the combos nice and neat with dog poo. And put them in his lunch. They got stolen and he said they never got stolen. That is genius. Really funny. All right, let's go buy combos.
