Nischelle Turner & Reza Farahan: Geriatric & Reza-lutions

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I don't want to start shit, but... Oh, really? Really? Okay. Really? Jeff Lewis has issues. Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Nichelle Turner and Reza Farahan joined the show. We'll talk about Nichelle's holiday movie reviews and her dating life, plus Reza chats about his New Year's resolutions. Good morning. Good morning. We are all anxiously awaiting the Valley Persian style premiere Thursday, 9pm. Yes, and two episodes are going to drop. Oh, really? Yes. They're trying to get you hooked because I literally have 47 new castmates. Okay. So he has been exaggerating this. And finally, I said to him this morning, I said, Reza, to tell me the truth. How many cast members? Guests, Nichelle. Six. Higher. 10. Higher. What? No. 12. You...what? 12. How are we going to remember them all? You can't. That's...I think that's why they're dropping two episodes because it took the whole first episode to introduce everyone. Now, Nichelle, you watch a lot of reality TV. I do. All of it. And I'm a broad topic. And report on all of it. All of it. So this is what I said to Reza this morning because he was complaining about two of his castmates. Only two? Not ones we know. But I said, you know, he's like, bitching about them, complaining about them. I said, Reza, you know how this works. You got to have a couple sacrificial lambs that we can back that bus right on over there. These two, you need them. Yes. Right? Grateful for them. Biggest issue with these two. When you...I mean, one of them just watching the teaser and the trailer, you get a sense that... Oh, I think I know which one you're talking about. This one is going to be spicy. And then another one is a content creator. And literally any time... That's a toughie. ...you're around that person, that person is driven to like... Yeah, pull out the phone, create content. Yeah, that would drive me nuts. Yeah. Okay. How do they allow that? Because Bravo is very, very concerned about confidentiality. And I know even they're very worried, they don't want us to talk too much about what we have filmed that day on radio. So I can't imagine them being okay with some content creator. But it's all these like TikTok...it's all the videos that go viral. And then this person is like, let's recreate that video. And so it's just all these weird, I guess, young people are into them. So you're out here doing the Tony Braxton Not Man Enough For Me Challenge. I mean, if that was the challenge, I'd be into it. Okay. Because I'm into Tony Braxton, but it's like, you know, stuff... Bees in the trap. Yeah. Oh, I did that one with Paul Feig and it went viral. Yeah. And it's 10 episodes. No. I think it's nine. Nine episodes. But two drop on Thursday. Yes. I'm here for it. And then can I watch that live, because I don't have direct TV. Do I do it? You can watch it on Hulu. I can watch it live on Hulu. Yes. Okay. On Thursday. I'm Bravo Hulu. Otherwise, it's Peacock the next day. Now, are we getting vintage Reza, shaws of sunset vintage? Are we getting Evolved Grown Man? I think it starts out as Evolved Grown Man. Yeah. And then as the season progresses, it gets... The stash fills in. It gets a little more vintage. Okay. Okay. All right. No, I'm worried about that for me, but I think when you're in that situation surrounded by all those people, you react negatively. You get triggered. I mean, I would assume that you insulate yourself from people normally in normal life, insulate yourself from people that trigger you. 100%. I talk about this in therapy weekly, how I try and control my reactive nature and how I do that. How I keep my circle small. You know, I know what triggers me. I avoid it, but when you are in a situation and you're dealing with a lot of personalities and egos and alcohol, it just eventually comes to an end. That's why I... That's why it is. Well, you deal with more personalities... 100%. ...than any of us in this room combined. Every single day on a daily basis. With grace and looking beautiful while doing it. See, that's why I come here. And entertainment tonight. How many people would you say you interview per week? Well, this weekend, I hosted the Palm Springs Film Festival and I think I interviewed in a span of two hours, probably 30. Wow. So, when you do a weekend, is that just part of the salary situation or do they give you a little bonus? Like, thanks for going to Palm Springs. Here's your little bonus. Well, they don't, but sometimes when I do an event, I do get paid to do that even if I'm doing it for ET sometimes. Sometimes I don't. So, would they come to you and want ET to cover it and then you'll go to the producer and you don't tell them you're being paid? Well, no, I tell them. Listen, I tell them. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wouldn't say anything. I'm getting my money. They don't have anything to do with my... I don't care if they do. I don't care. I'm getting my money and then I'll get whatever on top of it. But for this one, we were the exclusive outlet for the Palm Springs Film Festival and we're backstage and we're exclusive on all of those things. So, Mary Hart was doing that for 30 years. I mean, she hosted it and they decided to do something different. And so, they asked me to do it this year after so many years of Mary Hart doing it. So, it was kind of like all in one, all inclusive thing. Do you think that the viewers will respond well? Because some people, they don't like change. That is true. There's a lot of people that don't like change. I would hope so. I mean, I find myself to be pretty amiable and nice, but sometimes they just know. I don't like her. Where's Mary Hart? I like her. It's a safe bet when you take someone popular from... But it's time. You know what I'm saying? Well, how old is Mary Hart? Can you look that up, Jameson? It's time. Thank you so much, Jameson. We want you. Well, I appreciate that. Mary did her thing. She did. According to the internet, Mary Hart is 75 years old. Yes. Thank you. Mary Hart built the genre. Yeah. And we can say thank you and goodbye to Mary now. Thank you for your... Mary's been gone for a minute because Nancy Odell was the host of ET for nine years after Mary left and then I came on after Nancy. Yeah, we can say thank you to Nancy too. Did they like you when you came on first? No. Because Nancy, after nine years, I mean, you get used to seeing someone every day. Yeah. I mean, they did, but change is tough. And also when you go from... I was more scared because I was like, we went from these two beautiful, blonde, like, Americana looking women to me. And so... Well, you're not ugly. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I'm not saying I'm ugly, but I'm different. And people sometimes are like, whoa, what's happening here? But I will say thank you, America, because most people thought I was the host before I was ever really named the host. So when I became the host, they were like, what do you mean you're being named the host? We always already thought you were because I had kind of been doing the job for a couple of years anyway. They just hadn't given me the title and the paycheck. Do you have a new watch on today? Oh, see. Yes. What the hell? Wait, do you have two Rolexes? Do you have two Rolexes now? Yeah, this side's a bigger face. So do you mean two were at home right now? No, they're with me. And it's a good thing because... ADT just called! Right before we walked in here, I got a burglar alarm at my house. No, again? Reza was about to be doing the show by himself because I was about to run up out of here. ADT called and we're like, we have a burglar alarm at your home. I'm like, are you kidding me right now? So I looked at my cameras. There was no one there. I think it was just like a sensitive signal that got crossed. When were you robbed again? March, so it's almost been a year. Okay. Yeah. So you got the call today? I got the call today and my heart went palpitating. But were you having trouble with that alarm before? Because Kean was saying something. You were having trouble. Kean, you were supposed to be my rent-a-penis and you were not and you told everybody. Okay, well explain that. Rent-a-penis. Yes, please. Good for him. Kean called me yesterday and when he called me, we were talking about, you know, just kind of what's going on and chatting about like what, what possibly I could talk about today. And I said to him, I'm having an issue with ADT right now because I can't set my alarm. It won't set and I'm freaked out because I feel like I can't leave my house because my alarm won't set. And I said, see, this is the issue. This is the time where I feel like I need a man here to help me and I know women everywhere, feminists everywhere running their cars off the freeway right now, but I don't care. There are certain things that sometimes you just need a fella there to make you feel better. Or a lesbian. Or a lesbian. Lesbians better. Or a good looking butch lesbian. Yes, a handsome lesbian would work too. Yes. But lesbian, thank you. And at this rate, I might need that. You need to talk to Kyle Richards. You know, me and Kyle would make a good couple, but we both like to put on a lip and a lash sometimes, but I could be like her butch lesbian. Now, Kyle's got it going on. What you probably, so you have a faulty sensor, right? Yes. So you have to bypass that sensor when you put the alarm on. Yes, which I just did. Okay, good. So which sensor is that? Just so people know when. Yeah. Because there's one there for everyone to rob you. So we can let everyone know. But Kean was like, do you want me to walk you through this? Do you want me to do this? And I said, you're kind of my rent-a-penis right now. Yeah, he loves a MILF. I think I need one. He loves a MILF. He said he would be it for me because Doug, I think is passing a gallstone. So he's my boyfriend. He can't be my rent-a-penis. Cameron wasn't answering my phone call, so he couldn't be my rent-a-penis. So it's Kean. Wait a minute. So when is Doug, was he going to see a doctor today for the kidney stone? Oh, I don't know. Oh, kidney stone, not a gallstone. Well, you already passed one, but now he has another one. Oh my God, Doug. Well, I did text him yesterday because Kean shamed me. He said, he's your boyfriend. You haven't even talked to him. So I said, you know what, you're right. So when we hung up, I like text Doug and I talked to him for a while and he said he was doing fine. He was doing well. He's doing good. I told him he was my rent-a-penis. He sent me a photo like, ooh, and we're all good. Now, do you find him hard to get off the phone? Um, no. That was questionable, no. That is not how you talk. You tell the truth. I'm going to take a determine. That was a lie. So I kind of stopped texting and then he followed up with a couple, but it was because I was in the middle of baking. And if not, I would have been happy to have like a back and forth Doug. Well, I usually, so I'll call him usually. Uh-huh. And then what I do is he will keep talking. Yeah. So I just like, I got to go. Bye. And I just click. Well, he was telling me about the medication he was on. Yes. That's when you have to hang up. And so I said, listen, I got to look this up. So it was a lot, but I was glad to connect with him because I hadn't seen him since Annie and I did cook and kibbits. He's a wealth of knowledge so you could call him for questions. Yesterday, I just, I was kind of like surfing the streaming networks. And so I said, Hey, what was that movie you told me about? And what's this one? Did you remember that one? He goes, yeah, I like, okay, bye. So you just, you can just get the information and get out, get in, get out. Speaking of movies, can I say something real quick? Can I say thank you to the chumps? Because the chumps like showed up and showed out and watched my Christmas movie. You mean a runaway bride for Christmas? A runaway bride for Christmas. They watched, I got so many DMs, so many like, I got so much everything from, from the chumps saying, I'm a chump. I love the movie. I watched the movie. I was so excited and it did pretty well. It did well. Uh-oh, the glasses went on you guys. No, I just, I mean, I'm glad you brought it up because, you know, we do, we do have a couple reviews here. Did you watch it? I have not seen it. And by the way, if you would remind me, Kean, I swear I would have watched it last night. Instead, Res and I, crazy, ended up watching the same thing last night. What did you watch? The Mary Cosby documentary. I've seen it. I've seen it. We watched episode one. I've seen it. I started episode two. What are your thoughts? Well, it got better reviews than a runaway bride for Christmas. Oh my God. Did it get better? I didn't see any reviews from my mother. No, no, real quote. This one just says, terrible, trite, overacted, predictable, fake effects to the max, odd camera angles, not heartwarming, skip. There are better choices. It's worse than you think it will be. Movie was hysterically bad. Acting was bad. Story was bad. Filming was bad. The background music overpowered the actors' voices. Someone wrote, why, just why. Oh my God. Now this, okay, this is encouraging. Can we get a good one? I'm gonna get a razzie. Terrible, terrible movie. Very lousy movie on so many levels. The acting is terrible except for the leading lady. Thank you. I'm not done. Who is actually pretty good. Wow. The others act cold and are reading a script. There's no passion or credibility. There's no chemistry between any of the characters. See, I disagree. That's from Jackie Turner in Columbia, Missouri, huh? I don't know who it's from. But then I think my favorite, let me find that one. Oh boy. Truthfully, get ready. Truthfully, this should be called the geriatric bride. The lead actress looks to be at least 50. And she is. Not to be age phobic, but it's distracting to pass out someone this old as a blushing bride. Oh my God. You know what? Whoever you are, you can kiss the narrowest part of my behind. Because there are people in this day and age, in my generation, who are blushing brides, who haven't been married, who are starting the second chapter of their life. And that is me, ma'am or sir or them, whichever. The guy that you hooked up with, because it says the male lead from Virgin River is a relaxed pro guiding the story. Okay, this isn't so bad. This is how he or she ends it. The movie's okay, but it could have been more. So she's without that old bitch. They seem potential. Without that old ass, no egg having dried on. A stream is a stream. Okay, count this. Yeah, watch it again, bitch. And be mad. We did clip a few photos of you making out with the guy from Virgin River. And damn, I mean, I see you sucking his chin. I kinda was. That's insane for Hallmark or whatever it is. What is it? It was live time. God, look at that. So this is what they told us to do. Look at her. I was kissing. This is what they told us to do when you kiss. You kiss and you count. Oh my God. One and two and then you separate. So you kiss for two seconds. Nishella, it looks like you're going in for a Big Mac. Your mouth is wide open. Not a Big Mac. Wide open. Look how wide the mouth is open. Oh my God. I think I was feeling something that day and I just needed it. I'm here for it though. I needed it. I needed it. I'm very much here for it. I was too. I got two of those kisses. Okay, we got a problem here. What's happening? Tink's just texted me. Okay. She said, are you going to the brunch thing on Saturday? Oh. I said, not invited. Also, I was not invited to the Christmas party. Oh. I mean, you think they would learn their fucking lesson. Oh, I think you were. Remember, you were invited and I think the exact quote was, fuck no. Wait, to which one? No, that's not true, Shane. I can't believe you just outed him. Shane, you're a dick. No, I would never say that. Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else. Tink's wasn't invited to the Christmas party either. Oh. Now, my guess is entertainment tonight invited you to the Christmas party. Well, yeah, but I kind of threw the entertainment tonight Christmas party. They didn't do anything. I said, let's do something because, but that's harsh. How'd you end up with two more Rolexes? You got sugar daddies all over the place. No, I bought this one myself. I found one. Okay. So the other two are given to you by men. Yes. The same man. No. The same one. Yeah, he gave me the first one when we were together. He was a generous man and a lovely man. He said, we're about your car. Yeah. What the f- what kind of car? The current one? No. It was- This is a cute story. It's a cute story. So when we were together, he said to me one day, my mother was visiting. He said, oh, it's your mom's birthday. I sent some flowers for her. So could you please be home? And I said, sure. And so they, I got a call from my gate and said, we have a delivery. And I was like, oh, great. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I was a flower. And so I walk outside to meet the delivery driver and up comes this purple Porsche Panamera with a bow on it. With like, it was, it was my burst stone color was Amphist, which it was, he did that on purpose with white leather interior. A Panamera is my dream car. I love them so much. And please tell me you kept it. When we broke up, I gave it back. No. Did he ask her back? No. He'd never asked for anything back, but I gave it back. Why? You earned it. I did. And that's the one regret I should have kept. I should have kept that car. Well, judging by the two tone diamond encrusted Rolex recently received, I feel like. He's still into it. No. I told you guys, he just likes to like be big daddy. And so. Well, let him be big daddy. I mean, okay. Listen, Jeff, you slut me out every time I come here. Did that diamond necklace come from him? No. Speaking of sliding out, a lot of the diamonds that were stolen came from him. A lot of speaking of sliding out, I have a new listing in Silver Lake. Good. I'm photographing on Friday. What's the, what's the address? It's on Ivan Hill Terrace at the end of the call to sack. You already signed a listing agreement. I have not, but it's locked and loaded. Okay. It's locked and loaded. You signed the listing agreement. It's locked and loaded. You can't trust any of these other agents. I Mercedes will be at the door in five minutes. Oh my God. I love Mercedes. She can come to the door anytime. What is the listing price? It's going to be somewhere between one, two and one, three. How many square feet? 18 hundred, just shy of 1800 square feet. Room for an ADU. It's got this whole underneath the house kind of area with multiple bedrooms. So if you want to live in the upstairs and rent the downstairs for additional income, it's perfect. We should have an open house segment on Jeff Lewis. What we do. I literally do. I'm not going to get out everybody's listings. Yes. So if you're in the market for an amazing house, modern, redone, moving, ready to move in, totally redone room for an ADU. Where did we go? Hit up, come to Resafarrahan on Instagram, DM me, Google me, send me a message. Maybe big daddy would buy it for you. But you have a, you live in a gated community and you still got robbed. No, this was before where I lived before. Oh, okay. I lived before I was building where I am now. But can I just circle back? Because he was my boyfriend. For how long? Two years. That's a lot. I'd keep the car. The car, the car was a gift like three months in. Oh, three months in. So you had the car for two. Yeah. So look, if he had given you the car and 60 days later, you break up. I understand that. Yeah. But you had the car for almost two years. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. I was in my feelings and I shouldn't have been. I should have just kept all my stuff and just. I wish we were friends. Just the car. Okay. Yeah. She kept all the jewelry. Yeah, but you got cash out of it and you bought that other house. And then did you rent it already? Yeah, it's about to be done because I'm putting in a new deck. Well, announce the address. This is the open house segment. Well, it's in Missouri and it's go and I will and it's, it's, it's going to be on. It's going to be on for Verbo and also what's the other. How much a month? How much a month? So not really a month because I think I'm going to do, I hadn't decided the night. I think it's going to be more like, it's going to be cheap, like five or 600 a night, but it's a 4,000 square foot house. And your Airbnb. Yeah, it's going to sleep a lot of people in Missouri and Columbia, Missouri. And so you can. Girls' trip. Yeah, you can fit a bunch of people in. It's, you know, college town. We're also providing like. Transportation. Transportation back and forth. If you do it for like a football or basketball weekend, we're going to provide transportation. So it'll be a good little party house. What happened to your husband's blowjob neck? What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. My husband is going to Columbia with Gigi, who will be here tomorrow. Yes. Zeti is going to Columbia for umbilical cord stem cell therapy in Medellin, Columbia. What is blowjob neck? Like he had. He injured his neck. He injured his back. Okay, but I'm trying to get the visual. I know that's weird. Okay. I love how you're pretending like you don't know what it is that you've ever had it. What is the blowjob? I thought it was a bus. A car came from somewhere. Those diamonds didn't just appear. I think somebody should book a trip to Columbia. She's been to the chiropractor. But would it like, you get a crick? Because I've never gotten a crick in the neck. No, he has. A panorama, but not a crick. He has some degenerative disc stuff going on in his neck. Right, okay. And he's going to... A lot of oral sex. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with oral sex. I mean, hello. We've been married for 10 years. I believe there's a lot of oral sex. Yep. Period. Somebody clip that for next week, please. Interesting. This is all very interesting. That is a new one. Yeah. That's a new one. Yeah. And this resort does the same thing. They pick you up from the airport. They do all the stuff you're going to do for your vacation rental. Nice. Oh, are you picking them up from the airport? We would do all of that. Oh, I like that. Like, yeah, we... Where do we fly into? Into Columbia. We're going to fly through the airport. We're going to fly through the regional airport. You have to take a stop if you're... Unless you're coming from Chicago or Denver or Dallas. But... So we're going to have to stop somewhere. Yeah, you have to stop. We should have a chump... It's a huge house. We should have a chump event there to promote... There are chumps in Missouri. There's lots of them. We're going to miss our connection. We'll have to go on the spring. I don't want to go through Dallas. I'm afraid I'm going to miss my connection. We'll go to Chicago. We'll go to Denver. We'll go to Chicago or Denver. We'll fly United. Yeah. Oh my God. I was just watching... Guys, I was just watching this meme on Instagram. They said, if you fly Delta, you're a bottom. Whoa. Literally. If you're on... I want to take to the term that you're telling the truth. If you're on Delta, you're a bottom. Where did the top fly? You're a top. Americans fly... Well, I fly on both. And if you play your verse, right? I like that. I don't know where you would... Where would you get that information as well? I swear, Instagram. It's on Instagram. What if I spit it? You're a broke bottom. Now, by the way, this weekend, you and Franck had a date night at Tamo Shanters. We certainly did, and we kept our eyes out for Michael's slutty little waiter, but we got nothing. He wasn't there. Oh, I don't know. I did not see a gay in that entire place. And then our server came over. You two were gay enough. Wait, but how do you know? Oh, no, I knew. No, no, no. We knew. She was a lovely woman. She was great. Mother, lovely. But then the buster came over and we were joking. What did you say? Hold on. What did you just say? She's a mother. Yeah, she's a mother. Like, actually, as a kid or like a child. Like, mother or like mother? Yeah, on her... On her thing, you know, like where she puts her check in, it had pictures of her daughter. So we were chatting about her daughter. I see. Okay. So she's like a mother. An actual mother. So we were giggling at the thought that she was, you know, she was the waiter. Hitting on Michael and his boyfriend. So it wasn't her. Then the buster came over, but he was like this older, chubbier man. And then we were giggling at the thought of him. So it just wasn't a mystery. What did you order? More importantly. I got the turkey dinner. How was it? Which I love. Thanksgiving dinner is my favorite meal. How was your IBS? Did you take the fiber pills? It was fine. Yes, I took my fiber pills. So you made it home okay? I did. Frank did not get the prime rib, but he did get the brisket, which was delicious. Where's this place? Silver Lake. I love Silver Lake. Yes. Right by the New List thing. I want to go. And they bring bread to the table. You can go to Ivanhoe, check it out, make an offer, and they go to Tamo Shanters afterwards. Yes. That's where you write the offer. Yes. Do it. And then we went to Bigfoot Lodge to get a nightcap, which was super cute. I've never heard of that either. I've lived here for 20 years. It's cute. It's Silver Lake. Silver Lake. Yeah. And there was like, they call it Los Feliz. It's not really Los Feliz. It's Ivanhill Terrace, by the way, not Ivanhoe. Oh, okay. I like Ivanhoe better. Me too. Okay. Ivanhill will do. It's good that you clarified that. Oh, look, there's a photo. Is that, is that Frank? That's Frank. Oh, he's cute. Thank you. He is cute. So we had a cute little dinner, but we had no threesome. It was such a bummer. Well, with your IBS, how were you going to do a threesome anyway? Not after that mac and cheese. There's a will, there's a way, you know? First of all, that turkey looks fire. That dinner looks delicious. That dinner looks so good. Scrumptious. You could not have eaten all that. I ate the entire plate. Are you serious? I ate the entire plate and three pieces of bread. You have IBS and you ate that? I did. I was ready. Wait, did you not eat all day long? I didn't eat a lot that day. That looks good as hell. How much do you weigh? 120. I'm going around 130. You ate that whole dinner? Yeah. That's like enough for three people. Now it's 135. So Jameson has turkey, gravy, dressing, mashed potatoes. There's mac and cheese on top and some vegetables. That looks delicious. You got mac and cheese too? Yeah. We split it. What's the cocktail? What do you drink? A Negroni? I'm having a Negroni and then he got a blueberry something. You had to go into a food coma after that. It was so good. I was tired of it. I kind of want to go. We need to go. Can I ask a really personal question? Uh-oh, here we go. 17 inches. So. HR. It was along those lines. If you're going out and having a really romantic night with your lover and it's good. I feel sick now. At the end of the night, you know you feel away because you've had a really lovely night. Now, I've talked about this before on the show. This is what I refer to as a fuck first meal. Like you know if you're having this meal and you want to do the biz, you got to do the biz before you go out. That's the kind of meal you have with a significant other. Thanks a lot in the show. I'm sorry. I just have one more question. What happens if you go out, you have this amazing night and you're just feeling like you're feeling like you cuddle and go to bed? What do you do? I mean we, listen if I go out and I'm having a good time, we're getting it. We're getting it. Aren't you eating that much? Heck yeah, I don't care. No. Yeah. That's why she got a Porsche. Yeah. And two Rolexes. And all those diamonds. I'm going to work from a place of yes kind of girl. Now, we did go out for Shane's birthday this weekend. I saw. After the break, Kean didn't make it. So the deal was Kean had a first date and I said, if it's going well, we're not going to see you, right? He goes, no. So if it wasn't going to go well, then we were hopefully going to see him at the bar, but we never saw him. So you know what that means? He got it in. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Hey. So. Well, can I call him out? Because when he called me on Sunday, he said, I don't think that relationships are in the cards for me. Oh, he's a player. Yeah. That's what he said. Oh, he was hitting on you. He might have been. He was totally. He loves a little. I was taking it. Kean, were you hitting on me a little bit? Oh, but he did say, I told him it's okay to play the field. He's young. It's okay not to be in a relationship. And he said he thinks that that's. Let's ask him a few questions when we come back. I'd like to know about his date. He's going to love that. The day then. The best network. You can save £20 per month. Plus claim a Samsung Galaxy Tab S10 Lite. Now we're talking. So get yours today. Offer ends 28th of May. Saving on minimum 24 months, 125 GB by airtime plan. 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Courtney could be. So Kean, what happened on said date? Oh, yeah. And dude, they have blowjob neck now. No blowjob neck, but those were some broad shoulders. Oh. Danny, daddy. They're going to Columbia with Adam. Kean, it went well though. The date was good. Where'd you go? Manhattan Beach. So it's far away. That's why I couldn't make it to Shane. Oh, you took them to, because you didn't want anyone to see. Sure did. Oh, very far away. Outskirts of tune. It was like an underground, very dimly lit bar. This is getting interesting now. I had to go in the back door. Yeah. Oh, you had to go in the back door. You couldn't see her mustache. No. Which back door? Yeah, it was good. What did they order? I ordered for the table. Oh. On the first date. And what did you order? Yeah. Not just so much as small plates. Okay. Yeah. Did they eat a lot? They ate way more than me. Really? How tall was he? I mean, sorry. Like six, six. So then what happened afterwards? How long was the date? It went on for a while. I didn't like end up finishing until like just before 11. You didn't want to leave. Wow. What time did it start? Three hours. Oh, like eight. Wow. Three hour date. It went well. For a first date? Wow. That's crazy. And then what? I had a question. Does this person live closer to you than your former lover? Further. Oh, please don't tell me another West Lake village. Yes. Yeah, further. What? Where? Do they live in Maine? Orange. Oh, shit. Where the fuck? Guys, he's not a relationship guy, remember? Well, he was with that other girl West Lake village. That's why he's not. This is what worries me to show. And I'm sure we've all worked with these people. He's very good at his job until he falls in love. And then it's just, he's completely distracted. Is that? He makes major mistakes. Yep. So I don't want him to be in a relationship. Well, you know, you said to me that you kind of feel like you're in the stick and move phase. Nichelle will keep it casual. Hello. I will. You need to be an F-boy. Come on. This is your F-boy era. The problem is. He and I have a big house, a pool. Yeah, I don't think he can afford you. What's your birthstone? You might get a Panamera. All right, so you're going to go out with them again. Yeah. Okay, good. So you already made the plan to go out with them again. Good question. Yeah. Oh, wow. During the week or next weekend? TBD. Hmm. How soon did you text them? Nine minutes after they left. Oh, yeah. Now this was on Saturday, so how many times have you spoken since then? Good question. I mean, I don't know, like as much as one would. Every day? Oh, he's being vague. He moves fast. Every day? And he falls hard. Lesbian. Good morning, Tex. No, I mean, no. Good morning, Tex. But you texted yesterday? Of course. Yeah. Did you text today, Kean? No. Tell her good morning. It's 9 a.m. Did you text a photo? Don't tell this morning. Yeah. All right, he's shy. I like a photo. A dick pic? No. Do you know? Well, I didn't, never mind. Oh, no, no. No, can't wait that thought. You gotta tell. You gotta tell. I've never gotten a dick pic before. What? What? Kean, get off me. It's because you're classy. It's because you're classy. I've never gotten one. If you go to your DMs, I guarantee you there's some unopened. Hidden requests. You think so? Yes. Yeah, open them. Trust me. I don't know what I would do if I got one. Did it hurt your feelings that she didn't respond? Wow. Right, right. I mean, she's used to big daddy. Well. Yeah. So I don't know. Whatever happened to dance class, Annie? Oh, I canceled because I was going to the Adrian Molliv Christmas party with you. Yeah, she flaked out on it for you. And then I saw you all at that same party. But I was honest, and I called her and told her. She was like, no, go, baby. When are you guys going to do a repeat? You need to. Probably on this 17th. Well, I'm going today. But I think she said, yeah, she's going to come on the 17th. Well, she has to work today, Michelle. Well, I do too. I mean, but. She said she's going to come on 17. And I will. Yes. Reza, we have to know the premiere party, the infamous premiere party of the Valley Persian style that he has been talking about for two weeks because his just real quick to download you. Cast members, ex-husband was having it, who is seen on the show, but not a real cast member. Correct. OK. They decided to have a premiere party, invite everyone and charge everyone $100 a head. What? And they have money. For a show that he's on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on. They had it. They invited everyone to a premiere party but said you have to pay to come to this premiere party? Yes. Well, Nessa, who will be on the show tomorrow, told us that she is going to put something together for everyone. And the contribution request was $100 a head. And it was going to be at her ex-husband, current business partners home, who's very wealthy. And we went there and it was. OK, so the party. Because I wouldn't have paid. So did you pay? I paid. You waited. I paid $200 to go to this party. OK, and I'm sure it was incredible because if someone's charging $100 a head, I said I sent her in bartenders. I sent Key in the video of the food. Was there a bartender? There was no bartender. Was there a caterer? There was no caterers, but they ordered food from this Persian lesbian establishment. Nothing wrong with a lesbian? There's nothing wrong with a lesbian, but. Or Persian. Allegedly, this lesbian was with one of someone. Yes. Oh, so in-house catering. OK, what was offered? There was. Food-wise. Beef kebab, chicken kebab, rice, salad, and some prepackaged fruit that they put. Not prepackaged. You know, the pre-cut-up food and the vegetables. Was it a big spread? It was eh. For the amount of money collected, it was. No caviar, no lobster, no filet, no bartender. Did you make your own drinks? I didn't even have any drinks. I had a diet coke. OK, and then did you have to get it yourself or did someone serve you? I got it for myself. Oh, wow. And then the person who's home we were at requested us to sing a happy birthday to his young daughter before we got the party started. So you were entertainment, too. We were entertainment, too. And the daughter was like, Daddy, how come you're not on the picture on the cake? Because there was like a picture of the cast on the cake. And I'm thinking, girl, your daddy ain't on the show. That's why she's not on the cake. But big cake? No, it was a small cake. How many people would it serve? I mean, because everyone's on a diet, it served everybody, but it was a small cake. How many people were there? Just the cast and one audio guy from our show and one field producer from the show. Who paid? Who paid to go? No. Wait, so. Thank God they didn't have to pay. So OK, I do have a. That's the cake. OK, so that would serve a good eight people. It's a small cake. Yeah. Yeah, it was a small cake. So the audio guy did not have to pay. Correct. And the field producer did not have to pay. Correct. And I'm sure the owner of the house, whose house we were at, he probably didn't pay. And he has more money than everyone there. And it was at his house. Did anybody say to Gonesa, like, this is weird. Like, why are you doing this? She got an attitude. She had an attitude when, first of all, there was no vegan options for my husband who paid $100 to come to the party and then had to order food when he got home. No. Yes. Uh-uh. Yeah. In the words of Heather Dubrow, that is low based bullshit. Like, no. It was super irritating. Now, did, of course, Alex Baskin and Jen Levy from 32 Flavors show up? Obviously not. And thank God it was embarrassing. Wow. Now, it looked like the screen was pretty huge, that movie screen. Yeah, it was on a wall. OK. And did you like, did you, but you liked the show? I loved the show. I watched it and I might be biased, but I don't think I am. When I watched it, I was like, ooh, that is the show I want to watch. It was fun and exciting. It moved quick. It was a great episode. Now, when Gonesa hears this, is she going to come for you? Like, are y'all going to have issues? Well, we hope so. Oh, she's going to be irritated for sure, because I already know she was irritated, because in a group chat, one of my castmates was like, hey, can we actually have a viewing party the night the episode airs? Like, maybe we can go to Soho House and Gonesa chimed in and said, I'm not available. I'm doing lots of press that day. And I'm irritated because people were questioning me and good luck, because they were hounding me about the one I set up. So I was like, OK, she's. But if you have a party at your home, you foot the bill. Yeah, especially sounds like, what, was it $500 in food, Max? I don't think that. It didn't look that way. There were some expensive bottles of alcohol. Like, there was a bottle of blue label and some 1942. No one drank it. And I kept thinking to myself, that's going to either stay at this rich dude's house or Homegirl's going to take it home with her. Like, it just, it felt. It, I don't know. It felt sketch. Yeah, sounds sketch. Now, tomorrow is Doug's birthday party. Yes. Now, is Adam upset that he wasn't invited? He was upset that he wasn't invited. You tell him that it, from what I understand, that there was, there was, there was a maximum amount of people that Doug could have. But we're going to have a chump event. Nishelle, please come. I didn't make the cut for Doug's birthday party either. Womp, womp. But I, I'm going to have a chump mixer soon. Oh. Adam, of course, is always, always invited. Thank you so much. And Nishelle, we're going to invite you since you're a new chump. Thank you. And big daddy? And big daddy. Yes. He's invited. Yes. Yes, big daddy is definitely invited. So Nishelle, I think most of us know you from entertainment tonight. However, on your Instagram, there is a lot of dancing videos. Yes. And you are an incredible dancer. Aw, that's sweet. You're a professional dancer. No. No? No, I just started taking dance like two years ago. Are you serious? Yeah. I was just in like a really weird place in life. And my girlfriend, Amanda Clute, who was, who is a dancer, was, she was a rockette and she's, you know, incredible. She took dance and she said, start coming with me. And I'm like, oh, no. I don't know. And she's like, no, it's going to make you feel better. So I did and it did. Like, definitely did. You're incredible. You're in incredible shape. Can you pretty much eat whatever you want because of all the cardio? No, because I'm an old geriatric bride bitch. So no, I can't. No, I, you know, I try to keep it pretty clean and pretty good. If I knew how to make those minerals, I would not be eating clean or good. You know? And the good thing about me is I don't have a big sweet tooth. So that saves me. And I love to bake. So I bake for other people. But no, I try to keep it pretty clean. But the other day I did go to Taco Bell and get a Mexican pizza. Oh, it was good. I hadn't had one in such a long time. It was delicious. Mexican pizza, no beans, sour cream on top. Delicious. What is your Instagram? At nashelturner. So if you see Nashel's Instagram, you're immediately going to think she's a stripper. She's not. She's dropping it like it's high. She is a, I would say professional dancer. Now, I mean, you could be only fans if you want to. Well, listen, do really well. You wouldn't even need big daddy. I might. Listen, at this point, we might, you know, we, we could do just about anything now. But if I do believe in my head that I was in a former life on somebody's stage doing something. Yeah. Like I was. Well, you do have a talent of stripping. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's just straight up stripping is what it is. It is for a last, right? We need to bring this into our next lifetime film. Yes, indeed. Like she's on the stage. You're right. She's, you know, she's been at the club for a while. And they should use it. He comes and takes me from the club. He saves you. Oh, like a pretty woman, pretty woman situation. Like they said he comes and saves you. Have you ever taken a pole classic? They do this. No, but I want to. I definitely want to because those ladies are strong. They are very, very strong. They're toned. Yeah. I took a private yesterday and we did my choreographer, Marissa, she made up this dance to Rude Boy, to Rihanna's Rude Boy. It was pretty good. I might have to send that to somebody. Can send it to Keen. I can. I'll send a text later on. Sorry, Manhattan. Hey. Yeah, Jamie or Courtney or Taylor or Jordan or whoever you are. Now, Reza, you don't make resolutions. You make resolutions. Yes. Oh, nice. Yes. What are your resolutions this year? My resolutions are to maintain this physique that I have now and all the way I lost. You look incredible. For BravoCon, I'm just trying to keep it off. That's why I was in drinking at our hundred dollar party, even though I should have taken a bottle of something home with me because I paid for it. You really look great. Thank you. Your self-control and self-discipline is astonishing. Truly. Not really. It's no. It is. I'm just like sick of being fat. I mean, I can do that for three days and then I fall off the wagon. Jeff was like, I'm not going to have a pop tart. And then she brought the cinnamon rolls. Well, then she brought cinnamon rolls. And you had a ponder. But listen, because I flaked last time on you guys and I couldn't do it again because I didn't want to hear anybody's mouth. So I said I'm going to redeem myself and bring them in. They were so good. And it's Shane's birthday. So I forgot. Happy birthday, Shane. Happy birthday, Shane. And I just want to say one thing and I know that this show. I've been with Terrace. No, this show is not about this, but I just want to say that I'm standing with the people of Iran and I hope that they get freedom soon. What happened to Batman, the rescue cat? I don't know. I need to follow up. Can we follow up? I want to make sure that. That was an interesting follow up to this tape. And that residues. Well, I've been thinking about Batman. He was so cute. He was talking about Iran. Batman was so cute. Forget the people of Iran. I'm talking about Batman. Well, he was such a cute little rescue. He was a very cute rescue cat. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on Sirius XM as well as the Jeff Lewis channel exclusively on the Sirius XM app. Keep the cuddles and lose the mess with advantage chewable. Just one tasty tablet kills please and ticks for a whole month. No mess. No stress. Just one tasty chew. Advantage chewable. 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