It's Mojo in the morning. I am sporting. Look at this. And it looks good. My jacket, because I have just signed a hundred and fifty million dollar contract with the Detroit Tigers. My name is Kevin McGonagall. Mojo McGonagall. Yes. By the way, how is it? How do you like that somebody that is as young as my son? What is he, 21 or 25 or something? Whoa. How old is Kevin McGonagall? I said a Google's. Lydia, because I know you said he was too young for you. Kevin McGonagall is. Is 21. He's 21 years old and he's worth now a hundred and fifty million dollars. Oh, life is good. Absolutely. What I think is crazy is I was talking about this yesterday with Kevin and Kevin said this is like a contract that is not that big. Like there's been bigger. Yeah, you definitely don't sneeze at one hundred and fifty million. But when you compare it to like a Juan Soto, who for those who don't know, he's the highest paid baseball player place for the net. He signed 15 years, seven hundred and sixty five million. So it's some bread to be made up. So I the interesting part is how young or how soon they paid this contract because they were, you know, usually the rookie contracts are the contracts that they kind of play with. I think they realized it was going to go up. He's good. This guy is really, really good. But I'm wearing my Tigers jacket that Anna Rob got for me. So Tigers, actually, who is it that is from the Tigers? That's like the cool guy over there that did this for us because I love those guys. I don't like saying names when I can't pronounce them correctly. What's first? I mean, why? Well, yeah. So can I tell you something a little bit about this? I was with Anna. I saw this guy, a good looking guy wearing this this coat. And I said, oh, my God, I love that that coat. You know, do you guys sell that here? And he's like, oh, yeah, we got it in the team shop. I'll get you one. I was like, all right. And I'm thinking I could pull my credit card out and I can just have to pay for the thing. And he's like, I'll ship it to you. But now you know what you have to do. I mean, they don't they didn't say you have to do this, but we got to post you in it. Tag Tigers because, you know, we got to show them. That's called P.O. La. I'm in. You love. I'm going to for free pizzas. I'll do it. No, the jacket is cold. Yeah. Um, Anna, uh, we were just having a conversation. I'm going to stay on you, Anna. So Anna wants to talk about uninvited guests. Can you just on an, isn't that what we're talking about? Yes, I can't talk. I just got these spark clear liners and I thought I could talk with them on and I cannot do it. Oh, shout out to another plug. Yeah. For, did you get them for free? Because if you got them for free, then we're good. Yes. Dr. Reynolds at Reynolds or the Donnicks. I'll be there today. Let's go. I'm sorry. I just took them out. Dr. We're going to sponsor every part of our bodies. We're going to be like an ass car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But let's get back to uninvited guests because this was a crazy story. I was chilling at my apartment yesterday and I get a call from my GBFF. Mojo always asked me to explain that. What that is. That is my gay best friend. He lives or lives close to me, but works. Honestly, like directly under where I live. So he calls me frantically and he's like, buzz me up, buzz me up. I'm like, what's going on? Like we good? He gets upstairs and he's like, do a priloseck. I'm about to go to work. I'm having terrible heartburn. I can't deal with this all night. So I let him inside. I gave him some Toms. Um, crazy to me. Like that's so random. I've also had, I don't know if it's because I live downtown, but I've also had friends call me before actually just this summer. Let me up. Let me up. Can I use your shower? Oh my God. Whoa. So you don't have, this is not a uninvited. I'm coming over just to hang out and stay with you. They're coming over to actually do things in your place. And I think it's because I conveniently am like downtown. So the shower thing happened. She's like, I was just out for a walk. I got so sweaty. I have to go to dinner. Can I jump in your shower real quick? I'm like, sure. Uh, Kevin stayed over because I live downtown close to America. Back in the day. Yeah. Cause he was close to work and then before he moved back downtown. Yeah. So, okay. So this is an interesting one. Can you just randomly go or call a friend to use something like, uh, or come over to their house to do something like that's, that's pretty interesting. I've had this happen a couple of times to stand downtown, but it's always been females and it's always led to something else. Oh my God. You know what I mean? Like they'll use it as an excuse, but then it always ends up in a spin in the night. I think one of them, so it's two different situations. Somebody had to use the bathroom and apparently I was the only friend they knew that lived outside in the area and then it led to something else after that. Of course. You use the bathroom and you come out and you sit on the couch. Come on. You go inside Nola hotel and use the bathroom. I'm saying, but you know, a friend in the, I don't know if I want to have sex with a girl that just duded. Well, it wasn't a dudo, but I'm sure you've had sex with, you know, for a duty. Yeah. And then I mean, somebody wanted to come home or come over to my place and change for a concert that they were going to downtown and I was the only person there. They worked down. So I was like, I'm not just come over. Did they change in front of you? No, but you know, they I rode in front of me. I wish that Shannon was here because Shannon's off taking her mom for a birthday trip. I wish that she was here only to tell the story of Fletch. Do you guys ever have you ever met Fletch? You guys. Fletch used to be our Zach on the show back in the day and Fletch was you guys would have loved the guy because he was literally a walking bit. Like he would show up to work, you know, in like, you know, sweatpants. He wouldn't wear shoes. He'd walk around here, bring his dog. He was like a massive. He was a big yoga guy and he used to do yoga at Center for Yoga, which was right across from where Shannon lived and he would randomly just walk in. She would like leave her back door open so that her dog can go in and out. He would walk into the house to duty. Oh my gosh. That's why she doesn't like it. She would have literally the smell of his duty be the way that she knew that there was a guy on invite you to her house. She called him Upper Deckers. You all know that was actually. And that's somebody else. That was a super fat Mikey. We got to get Shannon's. Super fat Mikey used to do that as a scam tour. So 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Have you ever done this? Have you ever been the person that is randomly? I thought about, you know, what if a situation happened where I'm going somewhere, I spill on myself or, you know, and I need a quick change. I actually have said this before and I told this to Chelsea. The hardest part of the radio station moving to where it did from the suburbs, you know, to now the city and I live in the suburbs is we go back home. I go back home for, you know, it's an almost an hour to go home. And then if there's like a game or if there's an event, I feel like I'm going all the way back downtown. Then I got to drive all the way back and then come back the next morning. And there have been times where I thought to myself, I'm like, if one of these nice people, if it wasn't, if we wouldn't look inappropriate, I'd ask Anna before I'd ask Kevin because Anna, I think would be nicer about it. Kevin would leave me out in the cold. He would come sit on the couch. He'll let any woman come into his house. Or Zach. Yeah. I can come through for sure. Wait, you have let Zach just randomly show not just randomly, but he's definitely been over before. Yeah. I would go to Zach's, but I'd be afraid that I'd be taking a bath along with the lady upstairs. Actually, to be honest with you, I should call Zach from time to time just to like stop because Zach's actually right there off of the highway that I drive. Yeah. I feel like you can do this to family though. Like if I'm hungry and I'm in like my grandma's areas, like grandma about to come over and make a sandwich real quick. And she probably loves it. Absolutely. Like family can get away with certain things more so than you can just a friend. Like if my friend is like your friend and it's like, bro, I'm about to go to work. Let me get a pose. It's like, do you ever go over to your mom's house or grandma's house? And if you don't have food in your house, do you ever shop out of their coverage? Absolutely. See you. Not necessarily. My mom wants me to come over. So she'll like come over and be like, let's order something like just to have that, that connection. My grandma, her ketchup still got 1995. I'd be nervous to go over there and pull anything out of cupboard. Can you imagine? Like why doesn't ketchup burgundy? We should actually do that some day where you just go through grandma's cupboards and see how old some of the stuff is. So mayonnaise from everything. It's time that Dukes became a place. She got like, do you remember when Ritz used to have tin cans? Oh, she got tin can rits in there. My grandma don't throw nothing away. Oh my God. Tell me. Those are that by the way, those were the packages. A texture here said you can't go to somebody's home just to go and use their showers and toilets. I don't know. I mean, that's kind of a friend type of a thing. I got to use the toilet. I'm in the neighborhood. I've had to pee before so bad and I've been way up on the east side of town and I'll tell you if I knew where Bianca lived, I'd go to her house. I'd go to Lydia's. Lydia, I've dropped Lydia off before at her house and there've been a couple of times where I've had things up there where I'd go pick up something at that Nino Sauvageos and I'm thinking to myself, God, I got a pee so bad and I'm like, oh crap, what would happen if I called? Bro, you would be welcomed in like cyan. I got to pee. Oh my God. You get fed and everything. The problem is I would pee and the next thing I know would be five days later. I'd still be there. What's up, Michelle? How you doing? Hey, oh, I got all I'm sorry, Michelle. I screwed up. Let me pick you up on this particular line. Somebody switched over my phone lines overnight. What's going on, Michelle? There you go. I heard the click. Good morning, how are you guys? Good. What's going on? Good. I mean, I would call for a secret account because I know it, but no. So I don't know if this pertains or not for your uninvited death thing, but I'm getting married in a week. Congrats. The most. Thank you. The most annoying part has been like literally just in the last few days, asking me or my fiance, Hey, do you mind if I bring my boyfriend or girlfriend? Mind you, I don't know these people. Oh, that's truly uninvited guests. So people are randomly. That's a good topic for, you know, for weddings and talk about the people who ask for random extra invite to bring people to the wedding. Right. As if you don't already have a guest list. You pay for a person and I'm like, no, you're not your boyfriend or girlfriend. Like it's not just a birthday party where you get so up. It's costing you money. I mean, I don't think you can even do it to a birthday party. Congratulations, Michelle. Have a, have a great wedding. It's going to be beautiful. I'm sure. Hey, they're picking me up with a secret sound. I know it. It's coming up. Keep listening. What's up, Amy? How you doing? Hi, good morning. How are you guys? Fantastic. What's up, Amy? That is the point of having parents mojo is to shop at their house. I know. I remember as an adult, I remember back in the day that we would get a call from Scott mick about Megan, randomly going over there. You know, she'd even bring her reusable bags. Remember that? But your dad, what do you steal from your dad? I mean, whatever I'm in the mood for, sometimes I need a snack. Sometimes I need a drink. Sometimes I need a box of Kleenex. You like a 7-Eleven. Do you have a key or do you have to call him? Oh, no, I of course we have a key. Of course, you got a key to dad's place. Denise, what's up, Denise? Good morning, guys. Hi. What's happening? I was laughing so hard. I have kids that come to my house to go poop. Not your own kids. They don't know not my own kids. They're friends. They're all seniors and they leave to come to my house. They're girls to go poop. Oh my God. Are you guys, you guys handed my codes around at school? People in my house to go to the bathroom. They're like, only us, mom. I said, well, that's pretty girls. I mean, I do understand it. School bathrooms can be nasty. So you're a real one for letting them in there. I thought that the girl, I thought that the problem of living across from schools is you could hear the kids screaming and yelling and doing stuff. I didn't realize they'd come over to your house to go poop. What's up, Vicky? Hey, how's it going? Good morning, guys. Good morning. What's going on? One of my daughter's friends will text and she's come by to use the bathroom, take a shower. She stayed the night a few times and my daughter's out of state at college. So she just like text me. She's like, hey, well, can I stop by and so, you know, use the bathroom, shower a couple of times. She stayed the night and your daughter's not even there. Correct. She's her daughter now. That yeah. You must be that kind of cool mom, you know, where everybody thinks I've known her since they were in seventh grade. Yeah. So it's like, I know her, but yeah, now we were always the house. So that's cool. I love that. That's the best house to be. What's up, Emily? How you doing? Hi, good morning. How are you? We're good. What's happening? So I also live right downtown Detroit and I used to see this guy who at the time was working downtown, but lived about half an hour away and he would after we stopped seeing each other, he would call me all the time and be like, can I come up and change my clothes before this dinner or can I come up and take a quick shower and I knew his intention was always beyond that. So I let him one time change his clothes and then after that it was always a no. Oh, you think he was doing it to get himself a little piece of Emily? I think so because before I stopped seeing him, he never tried to come over like that and then afterwards. Yeah, did it work? I mean, the one time. Hold on one last one. Mesa, is it Mesa or Mesa? Mesa. What's up, Mesa? What's going on? I'm going how you guys day first time. Hey, Mesa, Mesa on the floor. Mesa, this is the funny one. Why you don't want the friends to randomly just show up. What happened to you? Well, he had came over randomly. He said something on the bathroom. You know, I didn't think that of it. He was in there for a while. I checked after he left and there was poop on the floor. I think he called the toilet and he's the point. He got poop on my floor. Oh, no. Oh, my God. On the floor. Poop. It's raining. It's raining. Oh, my God. It's so important. The guy actually didn't flush it all the way down and make sure it went down or didn't tell you that it didn't go down. I don't know. He told, he said something about it. Sucked up in the plunger. I mean, it was poop on the floor. Oh, my God. Yeah. Band. Those are the kind of friends, Anna. You do not want to have.
