All right, it's Mojo in the morning show, a listener saw Kevin's sausage. Actually, I'm sorry. I was so took a bag. Oh my God, that's right. A listener saw Kevin's wiener. Yes, I'm a Rinaldi, man. We're gonna keep this, by the way, very, very clean, Kevin. Absolutely, this is a clean situation. Because I don't know the story. All right, tell me. No, it's a very clean situation. We hope. I'm giving you my word, you have my word, Anna. I fell some discomfort in the scrotes. I'm like, OK. He's keeping it medical. Yeah, a little, a little, a little irritation in my scrote. Like a rash? Kind of. I mean, I was like, I was like itching a little bit. So, you know, first it comes to your mind, you know, Krabby Patties. So, but that's, but that's impossible because I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You guys. Okay. This is their part. I'm gonna do something. So I book like a, I book like a like CVS has like the quick, like urgent care type of vibes. So it's what minute clinic or whatever. So I search up those and I'm like, man, like, I don't want to go to Sterling Heights. I think that's like one of our number one listening areas. You're gonna pull your pants down in a CVS. Yeah, I mean, they like what they got this. The CVS that I went to has a door. OK, first off, so they're very high tech. So I go in there after I find. So I'm like, OK, I can't go to that one because I think we got a bunch of listeners over there. First off, everybody listening. So I don't know in my mind like why I thought like once it was gonna have the many listeners. So finally I go and I think I can just walk in. It's like an older lady in there. I'm like, can I come here and she tell me no, no, no, no, no. Thought that whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a nine o'clock appointment. First thing in the morning, I'm like, bet let me go in here and see what's going on. I go in there. The door should sign in. I come pull open. I'm like, excuse me, pull open the door literally, literally. When the doctor walks out, she's like, oh my god, are you Kevin from Mudge on the way? I'm like, this lady about to see my nuts. Like that's literally the first thing I think. That is the first thing that comes to my mind. I was like, well, I mean, I'm here or not. What I'm going to do, I'm just turning around. I got to get this checked out. So we in there, we do our little with the with the woos. No, just like. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. At least medical terms still. No, I got the full medical terms. I put it in Jatsy BT, Chad, G.B.T. I had a whole script. I told her this is exactly what I'm experiencing. This is how long. And she she said what I thought it was, like per my Google's is something called Jack itch. So like it for real, like it's something called Jacket. I'm like the best case. You never heard. I never heard it is before in my entire life. Oh, I got a little gold on it. Yeah, gold. I think good. The official Jacket show. The Mojo the morning show. So she said, like, when you start working out and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take showers immediately at the gym. I'm not aware it is. But if you don't shower immediately, like sweat, you get it. Stuff can like build up. Yeah. So that's what she said it was. But I'm like, no, you need to see this. Like I need you. Wait, so did she see it? Yeah, for sure. Oh, my God. Gloves on touching. I'll wait. Quick question. How do you do this? You have to pull down your pants, you open your zipper and pull it. Like what do you do? I just put it. Put it down. Do you do when you're when you're doing it? Do you try to like think of something to talk about? Like, hey, so. How about what you're? Yeah, I was looking at her in her eyes. She was there in a car. Did you want to see if her eyes like got big once she saw the situation? No, no, I mean, she ain't gone crazy. They were like, it wasn't like that. But I'd be nervous that you were getting big. That that is. By the way, doctors appointments at first of I don't think that there's no arousal at a CVS from how will you say she was? Oh, she was pretty young. Oh, she was. She was, you know, of age. Because usually it's like you go in and you get a nurse that's there or you get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know, ladies like 50, 60 years old, she went out. Wow. He's how about how sturdy was that door? Which door we talk to the door that you said they have a door in everything. I see. Yes. What's going on, Kaylee? OK, so the way that we're talking about this, like it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can we talk about the fact that he's talking so casually about his balls being itchy all over the radio? Right. It's a while. Yeah, this is real. Like hopefully it's Jackie. You know what I'm saying? She gave me some stuff. I'll tell you in a couple of days. You got this is your report. It's questionable. Is all I'm saying. Your choice of their questionable right now. You got to you got to work. You got to really hope it is. Go get tested. But you said there wasn't any way it could be anything else because you're not. Yeah, that's what she said. You're not active. So you're not. Right. Can I tell you what? You know, when I went to back in the day when I went to school, we used to have a school nurse like it. Did you guys ever experience that at all? No, we didn't have a nurse. You'd have like the secretary or something, right? That would be the nurse. So I remember the school nurse at St. Michael's was my neighbor. So when you would be sick and you would have to go, your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse. Long story short, flip this around. I go to a doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new doctor that Dr. Warner wanted me to go see. It was my neighbor. Oh, and I walk in there and I go, you know, this happened to me before when I was a little kid, we had a nurse that was my neighbor. And it was the nurse that was the neighbor there to, you know, yes, take off your pants and sit up on the thing here with this blue little thing on top of you or whatever or get, you know, test into it. And then I don't know, Shannon, you've had this happen in million times, too, going to get MRIs or going to get any kind of tests. And you have to get into the the the it's like the worst. Somebody should invent better clothing for patients to have to put on. Yeah, that's more comfortable. Like, why is it that they make Nike? And shows less of your bits. It's got the back end open. 90 day fiance Dana, what's up, Dana? Good morning. Oh, my gosh. So, you know, when I was younger, I I thought I had a hernia and my boss was like, you better go get checked out, man. That doesn't sound good. So I went and I went to like an urgent care and the doctor was female. And I was I was there and attractive. Yeah. It was. Yeah. And so, you know, I kind of she's like, OK, well, you know, drop your trousers, you know, and I was like, OK, you know, and so I pulled my pants and I was, you know, there might have been a little fluff factor there, but too crazy. And then all of a sudden she just she checked me for hernia and I could feel like blood rushing. How do you get checked for hernia? Is it is it a finger in the boutox? No. No, I was always just grabbing. They take one and they lift it up and then they take the other one and then they lift it up and they ask you to cough. Oh, because I got them coughing the second time I was like, that's it. Yeah, prison intake. By the way, what would you rather? Would you rather have a unattractive doctor or an attractive doctor? Attractive doctor. Yeah, you'd rather have. I don't care if I'm going in there for headache. What's up, Maya? How you doing? Hi. Hi. Hi, Kiff. What's up? I just wanted to say. I just wanted to say I remember quite some time ago, you were on the air and you were saying how you went days without taking a shower. This is why you need to take a shower every day and change your underwear. Yes. Listen, absolutely. You can't go days without doing it. And if you and if you work out, then you have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit and watch Thursday night football and take a shower. My gosh. Yeah, absolutely. And take two showers. Exactly. Brian, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. So I went to an urgent care because I was having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse and a doctor. They come into the room. They check me all out. They run all these tests. Everything came back negative, thankfully, but a week later, I met my daughter's middle school enrollment and here is the nurse that was standing in the room that checked me out. I would have died. I would have died. She had a health enrollment at the middle school and I am white in the face and just want to get out of that gymnasium as fast as possible. By the way, small world and I'm not talking about. Thank you, Brian. Appreciate you for calling. God, hold on. A voice of skies. L L what's up? Hey, so I used to work in a medical facility and I was having some hip pain. So one of the, like, oh, you know, just run over to the department and they'll look at you. So I go over there and he's like moving my like around different things to look and see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I had like a hair buff like right in the area like next to my head. Oh, but he didn't know what it was. And he was like, oh, let me have my colleague come in and another doctor came and it was a doctor who I had a weekly meeting with. Oh my God. Wow. So I have like somebody that I'm sitting there with every week doing a meeting like checking your crotch. It's interesting when they say, well, hold on, we're going to bring somebody else in here and then we're going to bring somebody else in here. And it's like, how many people are going to see you? I didn't sign up for this. Can I call you the doctor's name? Sure. Dr. Cherry. Dr. What? Dr. Cherry. Dr. Cherry. Dr. Cherry. Dr. Cherry. Oh, okay. It's interesting that's better than Dr. Kuchy because we actually know it. Dr. Kuchy. You're lying. No. Dr. Kuchy. Yeah. Send me that number.
