MON PT 2: Bobby On Going To The Super Bowl + Celebrity Paying Over $1 Million In Child Support + Morning Corny After Dark

This is an I Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. Five years isn't it true to baby bullshit? I'll be wronged. You have those people, I would say in your life, but your Instagram, your social media life, that always like everything you put up and you're like, dang, they're always like so supportive online. Mm-hmm. Do you think of a couple people when I say that? Yeah. And sometimes I'm like, dang, how are they always so on it? Like without a doubt. Because I miss so much and I even feel bad about that because I want to be supportive, but I'm like, do they get notifications for their friends and they go like, oh, support? It's always so supportive or it makes me question if I'm even a good social media person, meaning like a good person on social media, because I rarely like anything. I'm very much just a looker. And every once in a while I'll be reminded, oh, I should like some stuff because it helps, or I should comment because it will help engagement and maybe it'll let their posts up, but there are certain friends of mine that they like everything. Sometimes they'll leave a comment and I know they don't like care. They're just doing it to be helpful. But I just, that same friend was like, just like something else I posted and I was like, how do I do it? It's like people who always are on it with birthdays. Mm-hmm. Like they always like happy birthday. They're so, I just am terrible at that. I guess because I don't really consider my birthday to be that big of a deal. I don't consider other people's birthdays to be that big of a deal. But I'd like to be a better birthday person. Well then you add them to your calendar. No, I have them, I still don't care. Oh. Does it come up on like the day? Like, I have to do that. Yeah, it's not even just a Facebook thing because back in the day it would just be Facebook would remind you, but yeah, I have people on my calendar for their birthdays. Some days, let's say if I have anybody this week. Nope, nobody this week. And next week, nope. Who's gonna tell him, guys, who's gonna tell him? And then they'll be. Got some big ones coming up. Nobody the next week. And Marcia definitely have some. Let me see if I have you guys in here. Okay. Where are you in the day? And don't worry about it. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Okay. Keep going. Mid-Marchette. Don't worry about it. Okay. Nope, looks like Marcia, no birthday. Startin' to worry about it. You don't have our birthdays in your calendar? I guess I don't. But you know our birthdays. You don't need that in the calendar. Correct. Okay, what are our birthdays? The 12th of what? Nailed it. March. Who's the 12th? Good job, dude. Thank you. Are you telling me after 20 years you don't know? I don't know anybody's birthday. That's messed up, man. I only know my wife because I gotta go if I have to pick up her scriptures. I just know what it is. Yeah, we've known her five years. That's a prescription. What's the birthday on this? That's the only reason I know it. Dude, when I pick up the ones from my kids, I'm like, oh, no. I know, sometimes they're like, what's your address? I'm like, oh, which one? I'm like, you're right about that too. My driver's license has a wrong address on it. And then I feel like they're judging me if I say a different address. It's not it. And I'm like, oh, we'll try this one. Or even phone number. For my kids, I know the day. I just don't know the years. I'm like, hold on, let me do the thesis. Yeah, I've had to learn hers. But I know March 25th, duh. What? Do what? Is that anybody's birthday? No, man. Strike two, dude. You get one more chance. I always know when it comes up. Well, yours is April 2nd. Mine's easy to remember. I was that easy to remember. It caused. It's a day after. It's April Fools day plus one. Plus one. No, I know you guys. When it comes up, I always have it. Come on. I'm remind. I'm reminded by it. You have two birthdays and one more guess. What do you mean? So it's only going to get one of them right. Eddie and I are both in March. No, I know you guys' birthdays. Okay. Did it? No, no, no, no. Yeah. It's crazy. Amy, just March. Hold on. I can do this. Your brain remembers the wildest facts. No, no, no, no, no. I know your birthday. It's second half of the month. It's March. It's a teen. Amy's is, they get in there. March 18th. March 18th. Yes. Oh, it is. That's the 17th. I'm giving you a hard time. Eddie's is the 21st. This is after, after. I was about to say his after. Yeah, I said, I just needed to show him my news since he didn't know my. I was going to, I know what I got that. It's first. I just have to dig in. Yeah, dig in. I did the, I did the trivia game with Barstool. Oh, yeah. How'd that go? It went pretty good. We finished second. We lost today's Port Noise Team, like by one question at the very end. But this isn't all year league for them. So I was very much just to add on. They didn't need me. There were certain questions that I knew, like in the music category, I knew them all. So it's a couple of them were softballs that I think this whole room would have got. Like who sings, all I want to do. It's have some fun. No, all I want to do and sorry, I give you another song because that could be Cheryl Crow. Yeah. All I want to do and. Zoom, zoom, zoom and a room move. No, that's called Rum Shake or by Rex and Effect. What's other, all I want to do. All I want to do and stuck like glue. Sure, William. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was one. Another one was, I am so high I can see heaven. I think it's the lyric. I knew this one. Then the lyric, I am so high I can see heaven. I don't know. By seeing it, see if you get it. I am so high I can't see heaven. I think that's the lyric. Nope. Hmm. I didn't make it. That's an easy one. I got it. I said, even people in this room. No, I knew you get the sugar lamp. I am so high. Let me hold on. It says, oh, it's, there you go. I got to find the lyric. Because I don't want to say it wrong. Oh, OK. I can hear heaven. I am so high I can hear heaven. And you're singing it the way the song goes? Yeah, pretty close. But heaven, no heaven. OK, how about this? Yeah, nothing, dude. It's hero by Chad Croger from Nickelback Spider-Man. And they say that a hero can save us. I'm not going to stand it away. Because it starts off, I am so high I can't hear. Hey, I don't really listen to Nickelback, man. It was from Spider-Man's massive. The other one was, I know this one. Eddie knows this one. I ran this on biome and then it car. I think I remember the words. Hold on. Let me do it here. It doesn't matter what I say. So long as I sing with inflection. Doesn't matter what I say. I don't. I need the inflection. It doesn't matter what I say. Oh. Is that also in a movie? I don't know that. Like Shrek or something. It doesn't matter what I say. Is that the same group, though? No, you're thinking of Smash Mouth probably. And it's not Smash Mouth. OK, counting Croses. Don't be insulting. What? Doesn't matter what I say. Although they do sing in Trek, but not that song. Yeah, and I wasn't being insulting. I like counting Croses. All right. And what's the second line again? I don't want to say. Oh, yeah. This sounds familiar. And so I say with inflection. I just like it. Need another hint. It doesn't matter what I say. I'll just do the melody. Da-da. Hey, now you're not listening. Oh, no, no, no, it's not in. That's it. Is that? I'll sing it. See if you can end the artist. OK. Because the song is going to give me this. Well, I'd still have to get the artist. So yeah. OK. Well, I can't even sing it. The hook brings you back. I ain't telling you. Oh, I can't sing it. No, a lot. You know the song hook. Who sings hook? I don't know. Blue is travel. Oh, blue is travel. OK. I'm hearing the harmonica. So get in, so get in, so get in. Or rent a tent in. Maybe a land. Yeah. My son was asking. We were playing this in the car driving last night. He was like, do you know the song Intentions? Or Tintions? These are my intentions. Justin Bieber. And I'm like, yeah, I know that song. And he's like, we'll sing it. And I'm like, I'm out of my own intention. It's like I can't pull it. But I have it in my head, but I cannot spit it out. Those are only intentions. And he was like, Mom, I don't think you know it. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, I do. They did these things in the trivia game where they would do the face of a celebrity with the head of a celebrity. I had to guess who it was. I was terrible at that. Although the girl on our team crushed every one of them within one second. It was super skill. So I was bad at that. But luckily, I did miss one question. See if you know the answer. When Cole play played the Super Bowl, who did they bring out to perform with them? Who later went on to be a headliner of the Super Bowl? And I thought I knew it. And the other team had the... What year did Cole play? I don't know. Last 15 years or so. They later went on to headline. So... Shakira. No, but okay, fair. I thought I had it. And the other team missed it with the answer that I thought it also was. So when it came over to us, I was like, oh never mind, I don't know. So who'd you say? Is it Bruno? I guess Bruno, but I thought it was usher. But here I'm seeing that it was Bruno. What have I really got that right? Dandy, you need a appeal. Hey guys, hey guys. Well, that means they would have got it right, though. Who did usher come out with? Maybe I'm messing it up. Maybe it wasn't even Cole play they asked. Who did usher come out with this? Anyway, it was fine, but we finished second. Let's see. I don't know if that's true. Super Bowl is joined by Special... No, no, when usher guested, not who came out with usher. Because usher was a guest with somebody. I don't know. Anyway, it was fun. I don't have the right answer here. I'm gonna go around the room. Sure. All right, you're up. It was being a super Bowl performances. We had one last night, but actually, like bringing people on, bad bunny had that cute little kid holding the Grammy. And so many people were thinking that was the five-year-old detained by ICE and it's not. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It was just there to, like, an act, a kid actor to send a message for kids to chase their dreams and, like, you two could win a Grammy one day. That's what it was. That couple that was getting married really was getting married, though. I was curious about that. They had reached out to bad bunny to be the efficient. Fishing it. I say that. A fishing it, yeah. And he didn't say yes, but instead brought them, and they really got married up there on the Super Bowl. That's amazing. I was curious if they were actors or legit. That's so cool. Usher came out with the black eyepiece. That could have been the question. I'm just all jumbled. Yeah. But usher came out with the black eyepiece. Man, when bad bunny woke up the kid at the wedding scene, you know, and, like, the kid that was sleeping on the chair, they're like, that hit me hard. And, like, dude, that wasn't me at every single Latino wedding ever. Are they long? Yeah, and well, they'd go all night. And, like, it'd be like midnight and be like, pass out of the chair and then parent would be like, all right, it's time to go home. Like, that hit me hard. I'm like, dang, dude, that's crazy. That reminds me of my childhood. Relatable, huh? Yes. Yeah, is that yours? Anybody have? Okay, so Super Bowl related. This is crazy. And I saw this on the news when we were in San Francisco. And I'm like, oh, I gotta remember to talk about this. But there was a reporter there walking around the stadium and talking about the preparations for the Super Bowl. And they said that they installed 1500 Wi-Fi routers just to make sure that everyone has Wi-Fi so they can upload their pictures and upload their videos of the game and like, dang, that's a lot of Wi-Fi routers. Nice. And I'm thinking, like, I've been to games where I'm just like, dude, there's no Wi-Fi here. Because there are so many people. Yeah. And they're like, we're not gonna let that happen this time. 1500. That's a lot, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm surprised 1500 holds it, honestly. Mm-hmm. Not just the stadium, but just the people even around the stadium. And then I also thought too, like, back in the day, like we'd be at a stadium and be like, all right, what's the Wi-Fi here? And then you see one and you're like, dang, there's one router for this whole place. And I pictured everyone connecting into that one router, which I guess it just isn't the case. I got online last night to see how much Super Bowl tickets were up in the game started. They're around $3200. That's still a lot. Well, yeah, even a thousand's a lot. I thought, you know, just like every time, I think that like, oh, it's gonna be like, close to game time. Ooh, pretty much free. I predicted around 2500. It didn't get down quite that low. But man, what a turret of a game. This is not a good game. What do you think the, like, a front road ticket is? This one, like, is asking it and like, how much is it to sit like the front? When are you buying it? Like just early or whenever they go on sale? I said 10. Oh, no, I'm like, oh, you're my favorite. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, stupid. You're just probably missing $3. Okay, like, uh, a hundred. $100,000? $100,000. Yeah. He's sitting the front row. Well, that's not really a front row. Like the 50 yard line. Yeah. Like section A, seat 22 on the front. Oh, my goodness. I'm just guessing. That is crazy. That is crazy. Here you go. Let's see here. I was a little high. 40,000. That's still a lot of money. Because they were like, because they had that camera, you know? This year. Yeah. The camera was on the very top, like the very last row, right? They're like, how much of those tickets? And I'm like, oh, I mean, I'm assuming those are probably like, still a couple thousand. Yeah. And they would have been 3,200 last night at game time. Because I logged on just to see if my prediction of 2,500 was correct. It was not. But the NFL's packages start at around $7,000. If you want club level prices, lower level club seats. It's not, unless you can get like a company pay for it, it's not worth it. When these celebs get tickets, like Adam Sandler goes to every single one, like the C-buy zone tickets, that's a great question. Because they had so many celebs there. A lot of the places will buy boxes, like let's say Miramax buys a box. And of course they invite the biggest stars. Most of the time, no, they're going to get tickets for free. Unless it's like their team and they want to buy a box because they want to really watch the game. But most celebrities aren't going to pay for tickets. Like Justin Bieber, he and Bifur is taking a problem. He probably didn't. He's probably offered a free ticket to go. Yeah, I know they were all there hanging out. They probably, they probably a sponsor probably gave them tickets and a suite to go into. That would be what I would guess. Mr. Beast all up in there. He was there. Yep. I'm going to play squares next time. That first quarter, my boyfriend won so much money because of squares. Was it, he gets zero three? Was that the first square? Yeah, this square was three to zero. And then I guess on his thing, it was, but there was like 300 different people playing. So the pot was so huge. But Amy, you know, like, if that square one, so he went in with, so him and three other buddies owned the square, but if he would have gone into the square by himself, he would have won $20,000. Well, big money square. So he won $5,000? Yes. That's that's for three to zero. What kind of square game is he playing? Yeah, man, that's the front. With 300 people in it. One key thousand dollars. Twenty, it was twelve or fourteen hundred a square. What? What did it again? Okay, then why not doing them out? No, I just heard Ray left. Okay, what's three times four? Because it's four guys. So 12, it was twelve hundred a square. Okay. And there was 300 people playing. Ish. But that means, but that three, there are only so many squares. There's only a hundred squares. Well, some guys, oh, I don't know. So maybe they're counting the three grids. So big, big picture is he put in $300 to play. And he won 5,000. So he was up $4,700 because he split a square with some buddies. Like he didn't pay the full $12,000. What square do you have? Zero, three. Like, okay. Like at the end of the quarter. Yeah, I'm familiar with the game. Okay. I just got that down the last night because then almost at the second quarter, if they were to score to touchdown, he would have won another 5,000 because each quarter, it was 20,000, 20,000, 20,000, 50,000. So like, have you ever heard of squares before? I mean, I've heard lunch box and you all talk about it a little bit. But I think that's the first version of that where you come down to matches. Like, the squares that I've played, you get a certain number. And if it ends on that, you win regardless of what quarter it is. Oh, well maybe. It's not. It could, that could be different. Maybe that's how I was picturing it in my mind. Have you guys played squares like I'm saying where you own the number two and if any of the numbers end on number two? Yeah, I did that. No, I never played that. I played the one where Amy is. Well, this had to be the, the, the, the fight that the final number of each score. So like, even if they had ended up, because on the second quarter, if they had scored a touchdown, they would, and got the field goal too. It would have been 13 to zero and three and zero. He still would have won another. Oh, yeah. And it was so close and then they ended up kicking for it. But he was like, yeah, I told you the ends on that. Yeah, yeah, they drew too short. He was like, oh my gosh. It was very intense for that second because I couldn't even believe it. And I was like, wow, that would have been really lucky for you, especially being that he, you know, to put in a $300 and then to end up with that much. But like you have to still get the zero on the Patriots. And they have zero. And it's what I'm saying. Like it's crazy. Sometimes I've had three zero or whatever. For example, and it was the opposite and you don't get that. You're like, God. Yeah, no, it was, that was pretty crazy. That was the first time I felt like I wanted to play squares because it was kind of exciting. But then I was like, well, what are the odds? No, yeah, it's like, I played it millions of times and you never win. Like our friend Mike signs. He does like college bull squares and never hit those. Yeah, I bet those, but they're not worth very much. For 10, no, it's like $10. All right. A lot of box. Yeah, more Super Bowl news. It looks like it's the end of the road for Stefan Diggs and Cardi B. Apparently Stefan Diggs was sneaking his ex-girlfriend into the hotel room last night. And as of this morning, Cardi B and Stefan Diggs have unfollowed each other on Instagram. They're going their separate ways two months after she gave birth to his baby. He has a lot of babies. He had four babies this year. Four babies this year. Wow, this year. Four babies this year? He taught 2026. 2025. 2025. Whatever. Whatever. That's quick. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Apparently, when they got together, he said, hey, these three women are pregnant by me. And she's like, that's fine. We can be in a relationship as long as you're faithful. They got a head of baby and two months later, they are now split. Oh, my. As of early 2026, NFL players to find Diggs reported that they have six children with six different women. His children include his oldest daughter, Nova, a daughter named Shiloh and several children born in 2025, including a son with rapper Cardi B. Man, it's just all the money. You want to have a bunch of kids? Great. All the child support you can have to pay for all these kids. Yeah, it's going to be expensive. Is he super successful? He's very successful. Yeah. But he's going to be broke. Right? I mean, don't think there's a more rich you are, the more they make you pay in child support. So I feel like that's a good question. Well, there's a there's a state calculator. Oh, man. He becomes in with the real answer. State calculator. Uh-huh. And it's like it lets you was mayor. Like he may have alimony or something. That's going to be a whole nother thing. But for kids, he's made about 160 million just googling if I haven't done all the number. I don't know who he was. So he played last night. He did. Yeah, for the Patriots. Patriots in Dubai. I see that now. He got punched. He didn't play a lot. Yeah, you didn't see a lot from really anybody individually from the Patriots. No. Okay, Morgan. So there's a nine year old boy in Illinois who is currently recovering from a TikTok trend. He decided to microwave a Nido sensory toy. And this is a TikTok challenge. It's been going around and he microwaved it. It exploded and he had like burns on his faces and on his face and on his arms. And the mom was like his side of his face was kind of melting off. So they're sharing the story and hopes that other kids don't do it. I haven't seen this TikTok trend yet though. This isn't one that has a trend because I don't know that exact toy. So a Nido sensory toy that the purpose is to hope it explodes. But really what you're trying to do is make it softer to like play with and mess with in your hands. But that had happened for some of his friends. They'd microwaved it and it was fine and it was soft and it worked. But then when you microwaved it exploded on him. So Stefan Diggs is paying around 30 grand per month for each kid. So far by a million bucks to cover multiple children but the children are young. How much estimates for the total annual child support 1.5 million a year for each kid? No total. Oh total. Okay. I mean, you can get that for 18 years, right? Six. And somebody being as reckless like this having all those kids, they're probably also being reckless with their money. Yeah. And he's still young. He can still have more kids. I would bet he does. Right? It's not like he's just going to stop all of this. Right. One of the other men he gets. So it up. Kids for however long. That's crazy. Oh my gosh. Okay, Nido. We have some of these Nido's at my house. I didn't need to. I don't know. Like Play-Doh. It is like a grocery bowl, square thing. Like sensory therapy. Like I think in my therapist's office, she's been in this Nido. Oh, I don't see it. That's crazy. I he's expected to make a full recovery though. So at least that's good. But yeah, so make sure your kids aren't if you have one of these microwaving them. Oh, we have some of those at the house. Yeah. You guys have microwave rolls with your kids? No. I didn't think I had to really put those in place. Well, you only have to have some bad goes wrong. Well, my kids stand near them. Near it. Okay. What I know is you can only microwave food. You have to say that. Oh, we haven't had to have that talk yet. You're saying because of radiation. I don't think I'm too close to it. Well, sometimes my son will. Because ours is at, it's under the island. So it's at like waste level. And so sometimes he'll turn it and then he'll be waiting for the food and he'll just lean up against the island on his phone. And it's like, I'm like step away. That could be like frying your junk. You know what? I have a crack in my microwave that I've had it for like, I don't know, six months. And every time I'm thinking like, is that crack dangerous? Like, you know, like maybe it's like, every time I use it, it's emitting some kind of radiation out or something. But like, there used to be a sensor on it, whereas it's like, it wouldn't turn on because of that crack. But then I rigged it. I taped it to where it works now. But I feel like I'm doing something dangerous. That doesn't feel safe. Yeah. I don't know what it would turn on. I would say it's not safe. Is it a tape? Microwagen airplanes. Two things that I want rigged. I know. Don't rigged the airplane. The Olympic gold medals are 2300 bucks value for the gold. If you were to win one. That's how much gold that is. I would have thought I'd been more. You could sell it more obviously because it's a gold medal. Like it's, yeah, it's 2300 bucks. So it's not solid gold. Probably not. It was mixed in. If you melted them down and sold it for scrap, gold medal, 2300 bucks, silver medal, 1400 and bronze medals, $5.60. That's just the outer layer as gold. The rest is silver and gold medal. We interviewed a guy who, he's a swimmer. He's won multiple gold medals. We got to hold it. I've held a few. This one was the heaviest one though. It's pretty cool. Silver medal, 1400. And then bronze. Five dollars. That's terrible. That's so good. Are you guys watching? No, nothing. I see a couple of clips. This is all the guy do a flip on the skate. I have no interest. I have even less interest in the Winter Olympics than I thought I did. Because I thought, oh, there's a couple of things I'd like to see. I have none. No interest to pursue it. I'll see a clip. I don't even look for the medal counts. Did you see Lindsay? Oh, man. I see. Yeah. Because that's one of the clips that I saw. Where she obviously tore her ACL and then she's like, I'm still going to ski and then she skied and then now her knee is just complete goo and head to airlift her out. Oh, that's her leg, man. That's what happened officially. Yeah. And she didn't have surgery. Oh, my gosh. And I mean, the way they, I mean, yeah, you can't, there's no other way to get her off because she's on a slope, but like they had an airlift, like zipper in a bag and airlifter. This is very, is a scary scene. Right now, medal count. Leading the way with six medals. Come on. Norway. Sounds about right. They have three golds, one silver, one bronze. And second place is Switzerland with four. Oh, no, never mind. I think that's just golds. Norway's leading in gold because that's the Italy's got nine medals, but they only have one gold. So in the gold medal chase, it's Norway, then Switzerland, and the United States. All right. We're third. In golds. And overall, we're like, we suck. I see like nine or ten better than us. Yeah, Italy's rocking. But they got six bronze. That's worth 30 bucks. Yeah. And I'm just like a Haitian dude. Sorry, buds. There was a dude from Haiti doing cross country skiing. First time ever in their country's history. Wow. Where does he train? I don't know. I don't know. I'm a sand. You can say you can train. It's his first time ever doing a snow when he gets there. It's always on a beach. A woman's accused of breaking into a home in East Nashville and getting cozy during the storm last week. A authority say the intruder ransacked the place, stole personal items while the owners were staying somewhere else due to a power outage. Surveillance images show the suspect wearing the residence clothes. Despite the break in, they've chosen not to prosecute. And no arrests have been made. The residents believe the woman was homeless. WSNV. Good for them for not prosecuting her because obviously she was cold and slugging her somewhere to stay. Yeah. That turns from crazy to sad once you get to the end of it. Podcast or Alex Cooper says she gave her husband a permission to propose from people magazine. Kind of. Don't you all give us permission in a way. But we're dating you. We have to know. I say most dudes know that their girl is going to say yes. They they've said in a certain way like, yep, sign for the propose or Eddie's was the ultimatum or you look for a ring or I think most situations there's a rarely does a dude go into it. Not knowing she's going to say yes. Yeah. I'd be curious to hear from guys that just went for it. Like in the raw. Yeah, just like the ones that get turned down. Yeah, right? Yes. At the arena. Yeah. So she said she approached her own engagement telling him he could go ahead and propose. Like in that exact moment or just like, hey, you can do this whenever you're ready. Or she's like, you can do it right now. I would assume when you're ready. Yeah, it's like, hey, I'm ready. So whenever you're ready. I think the headlines pretty funny gave husband permission. Yeah. But in a way, we're given permission by actions, by words, by he looks look for rings, by any of that. Or just you saying yes, I'd like to look for rings with you. But it is different to be like, all right, I'm running out of people's too. Like if that's the way it went down, that's pretty unique. Yeah, I think that's. I think most dudes would probably be better if they didn't wait it for that though. Instead of just trying to guess. Yeah. We did a Bobby cast was posted on the feed earlier this morning, but Brad from three doors down died over the weekend, the lead singer. And so he was 47 years old. He announced that he had cancer last year and he had continued to post pictures and share a story. And they shared the news on the three doors down account that Brad had died. He had kidney cancer. Hmm. Crazy. I remember when he announced it. He had a lot of wire with that story. Yeah, you always just think they're going to beat it, but he kept losing weight, kept losing weight. So yeah, that sucks. 47. It's 47. So young. Stage for clear cell, renal cell, sarcanoma, a type of kidney cancer. Carcinoma. No. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, maybe. Say it again. Carcinoma. What did I say? Sarcanoma. Yeah, I probably, you could be right. I just, I never heard it said unless you've said it and I just haven't listened. I don't know if I've ever said it. I think I've just heard it. So now I think you're right. It looks, it's spelled C-A-R. That's car to me. Of course. Yeah. Or did I say star? I think so. It's star. Okay, that's star to me. Yeah. Um, yeah, that's terrible. Yeah. An alcohol expert drinks 150 year old bottle of booze found in an old mining town. Archaeologist on earth at 150 year old alcohol bottle. In Utah and it was recently opened and they drank it. That's crazy. He's gutsy. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. The team examined the liquids appearance in color before opening it up, finding the cork had a slight venegrary smell that began extracting the liquid to determine the type of alcohol based on the smell appearance and condition. They said it was more likely a beer. When the contents were filtered, they tasted it. Oh, they did all this stuff, too. They didn't take it straight out of the bottle or anything. No, they just grabbed it. They didn't start chugging it. All right. Let's see here. Oh, I got something here. Do you know our neighbors that you know that we don't? Do they have a poodle? I don't know. I'm not. I'm trying to think if I've never only gone over there a couple times, I haven't seen a poodle. But maybe it's like a doodle. There's a dog by our house that's escaped. I don't know. I don't even know. I know they're doing some work there. I don't know. With all the fences and trees that are animals are everywhere over there. A bunch of honey got recalled because it loaded with sealas. Wait, what? How did that happen? A bunch of honey got recalled because the FDA found an ingredient and it meant to treat erectile dysfunction. There was a weird brand of honey that could boost energy. They tested samples and found the active ingredient in sealas. Interesting. What? But like how? Like. Sounds like a prank. Like same factory or? It's made by a company in Virginia called AKKARCO. Its claim was specifically formulated honey that gives you more energy in your leaner. Oh, okay. So it's like a honey. It's energy. Honey. Like instead of energy drink? Yeah, it's an energy honey. All right. There you go. So I'm dealing with this dog thing at the same time. Like if there's a dog and it could hit my car, grab it, put it under backyard until we can find the owner of it. But also I'm not at home to do it. And why it's pregnant? I'm like, chase the dog into the street. Grab it. Who hadn't done their story yet? Or has everybody done theirs? All good. All good. All right. So then it cuts off her husband's ding dong and flushed it because she suspected he was cheating. And it's crazy that back in the day, that story when the craziest thing we ever heard. We never heard of it before. I know, but now it's like, okay. We now it's like Lauren and Bob it did that. The world is so crazy right now that we're just like, okay, wow. And we never forget the first. Do we? I mean, she flushed it. At least he got his reattached, right? Uh, yeah, he's, yeah. John Wayne Bobbitt. Yeah, she threw in the field. And then he found it. Yeah. His name was John Wayne Bobbitt. I'm almost positive. Yeah. John Wayne Bobbitt is an American known for the 1993 incident where his wife Lorraine has severed his penis with a knife, which was later reattached. Following their divorce, he made multiple legal issues, including domestic violence charges. Yeah. On this one, 58 year old woman was sentenced to seven years in prison after attacking her husband at a coffee shop, stabbing him dozens of times and severing his genitals, which didn't flush down the toilet. Okay. Seven years. Like, that's, that's all she got. She's been sexually because she suspected him having an affair. It's suspected. Seven years. Seven years. Like, does she turn someone else in? Her 40 year old son and law helped restrain the 50 year old man and receive a four year sentence. The victim survived the attack, which suffered lasting physical and psychological harm. And he later asked the court for leniency on his wife's behalf, which was considered at her synancing. Oh. Well, what's wrong with him? Yeah, he had compassion for her. There's no compassion. Well, obviously she's unwell. Also you suspect you better know rights. That's right. You do that anyway, but you better know. And her son and law helped her like this. What? Yes, that would be. He saw a son and law. Now it could be their daughter. No, it could be their daughter's husband. Oh, yeah. But, but I don't know. It's just always weird to me like two adults do something. Right. You would think one would be like, should we be doing this? Like one of them would make an adult decision. Like the mature adult decision. Yes. A period of Illinois friends on the way to the doctor stopped for a lottery ticket, went up $50,000. Boom. Congratulations to them. That'd be pretty nice, huh? Yeah. Awesome. I think that's pretty much it for today. Anything else, Amy? Any other super bowl thighs? Well, my favorite commercial. I never not many. There were. Yes, I have. It's just not a thing anymore. I just decided that at the end of the night, whatever commercial that I thought of and what actually, you know, I sort of enjoyed, I guess. And they were at the wedding and they were about to lose the Bud Light Keg and then post them like, I got it. Oh, right. And they're all rolling down the hill to get the Keg and then Peyton Manning's like, there's a trail. I don't know. That's the only one where I was like, oh, is that make the Bud Light one my favorite? I don't know. I didn't even pay attention for the sake of paying attention. If one came on, I watched. I guess all the dunking one. That was good. That was pretty good. But it's not even a thing anymore. Like 10 years ago, we had to spend time on the show playing back the commercial. For sure. And probably even we did it last year, but it's just not. It's not a thing. How there was one where the toilets were singing. I don't even know what the commercial was for. That was funny. That was for liquid IV. Oh, that's a lot of your. It was like check to check your pee. Is it yellow? If not, liquid IV. Mm-hmm. Liquid IV. Oh, and the prostate cancer one was kind of funny. That was really good. And then they were like, I see any of that. And they're watching your butt. They're watching your back. Oh, I saw it. I saw it. Yeah. Oh, they were all butts. Yes. That one maybe remember. So yeah. Okay. Till lunch was the point. I do remember liquid IV, blood light and prostate. Check your prostate. The only one that the dunk in one because everybody from the 90s was in there. Yeah. All the 90s people said comes. And Tom Brady. And Tom Brady. True. The one though that my wife saw, it's like, what even is this was when they were doing backstreet boys, everybody. And it was it looked like it was a straight karaoke commercial. Because it's all it was. All the words to everybody. And put the words up. She's like, what's happening here? It's just a full karaoke song. And then at the end, it's like crypto for everybody. And there was like crypto.com or something. That was a good one. I felt so too because the kids are like, what is happening? But I was like, if you think about it, everybody that is now of the age that was like watching that and dialed in and singing along, it's like we're the age that can maybe even consider dabbling in crypto. I don't know. I don't think so. No, they're trying. They were saying everybody is for everybody now. That's their whole thing. Crypto for everybody. Somebody that understands crypto, you just get the app. It's crypto for everybody. And that's what they're doing. Everybody. Yeah. Okay. I think there was a double target though. Everybody, but specifically our age group. Were the backstreet boys in a phone commercial? Verizon. That was through that. Okay. I don't remember. Or T-Mobile. Sorry. The pink one. T-Mobile. Yeah. And then they go to the store and it's, is that machine gun Kelly? Oh, is that who that was? I was like, is that? Is that Aaron Carter? He's dead. Oh, man. He was a backstreet boy. No, brother. No, brother. He's a younger brother. Oh, that's what it. Okay. Another one that was good was the Ben Stiller and Benson Boon when they were like competing, singing and then they were like, Ben's in the like, things high like, ah, and then they're like, oh, yeah. He tries to jump off like side of the stage and he falls on the drums. It's free of money. What was that for though? I don't remember. I have no idea. That's what it's like. That's what it's like. It's a card at the end. Yeah. If you can't remember or it's the wrong like, and he's like, that backstreet boy commercial for Verizon. That made it into a good job of explaining what the brand is where the karaoke commercial, how I remember that is because it was everybody the whole time. Is that song? It's like, why they, and then finally it was like, crypto for everybody. And it's almost like you were waiting for like, what is this? What is this? What is this? Yeah. The magic of Conor Hey one with, um, what's that guy's name that's a filled off Eagles fan? Oh, yeah. Bradley Cooper. About football is trying to sell you food. That was funny. Well, you guys like that one. I do remember it. Yeah. I feel like they've been doing that one all year. I thought that was really stupid. But again, I remember it. Oh, I thought it was cute. But maybe Bradley Cooper and Matthew McCone here just cute. Maybe that's what it was. That's got to be it. Anything else? Eddie? There's a lot of AI commercials I thought. Oh, did you guys see Bud Wiser's commercial? I like that one. Yeah, they went straight back to the horse. The horse. Yeah, I was with the Cliesdale and an eagle. He was trying to help the eagle fly. And I'm telling you, was that an eagle or a dog? I was so honest. I was just going to get food or something in commercials. Oh, that's crazy. I remember like two. I remember more than I thought. Because we all are bringing them all up. I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that one. I know one of the, I think it was AI.com. They ran a commercial and then they're sight crashed. Because too many people went over to it and that's awful. You have to brace yourself. You're spending $8 million for a 30 second spot. And then it can't handle. Yeah, that's crazy. I did try and go to AI.com and it didn't show up. I was like, well, that obviously doesn't work. So not using that. I did see like a local, you know, I like how they squeeze in local commercials in there too. I wonder how much they pay for the local one. Oh, well, you know, Dern Mendurum, did you see there? That's awesome. It got cut off. Oh, I'd be so upset. I thought too. I mean, like, as I didn't even get to see the end of it, I saw like some of it, like two guys talking over the food. And then I was like, well, okay, where's the, what's going to happen? And then it cut to something else. And I'd be like, I want my money back. What's all the way? What are you talking about? So they should go. AI.com's $85 million Super Bowl ad campaign. $85 million. False Foulist Traffic Crashist servers. The campaign cost 15 million for the ad. 70 million for the domain name. And you went and you couldn't get on. Oh my. Trouble. Yeah. Do you guys vote for the MVP? No. I did. I saw you can vote. I didn't know you can vote for the MVP. Question about that. Yeah, they do it every year. But like, what, what, did they give you the options? Or can you pick anyone? Oh, yeah, I just went and voted for everybody. What do you mean voted for everybody? Because you can like vote. And it's like, do you want to vote again? So then I just selected all the players that had any yards. They had every option, but I just did the ones who were playing. So then I'm guessing that only counts as like a percent. It counts as one vote. The fan vote is one vote versus everybody else who gets a vote. Yeah, because if everyone 10th or something voted for a Patriot and they lose, like, they're not going to win. And Mr. Beast did a commercial where he's given away a million dollars if you can solve the puzzle. And I just say you know, as of right now, no one has solved it. I saw that and he's like, is this part of the book? Again, I don't know what I was watching. I didn't know you. It was so crazy and lasers going everywhere. I was like, what? What was the point of that then? You're supposed to go to this website and they can help you decode it. And I don't really know what the website was. They did give that little code at the end. You take a picture or you put your phone on it. Yeah, the scam, the code. Yeah, QR code. QR code. Because he was like, luckily you have something. I'm just so ear to house losing every bet. I didn't. I'm stupid. This game sucks. All right, now it's time for Amy's morning corny's after dark. Now these are the non-bleaped corny's. So whatever she says goes on, we don't know what these jokes are. So if you're listening with a kid, I don't know. That's on you. Yeah, I don't know because I don't know the jokes. Okay. Are you ready? How many do you have here? I have a lot. So really have a minute you want. Let's do seven. Oh my goodness. All right, number one. And now the morning corny after dark. What does a horny toad say? What? Rub it. Rub it. Hey, can I tell you? Since this is after dark, can I tell you a crazy video I saw on Twitter last night? It's not, it's bad. Whoa, what's it? Okay, so it didn't show it because it's Twitter, but it cut it off like the guys waste. But there's a game show in Japan where you try to sing a full karaoke song as I can prostitute tries to. Whoa, tries to get you to be done. Dude, those are crazy games. Dude, it's crazy. So they had it cut off at like his stomach. They didn't show the whole thing on Twitter. But it showed the wrapping around him with their hand. And then he was singing a song and he was trying to finish the song before he. Yeah, yeah, that sounds impossible. It was crazy. And then they, I had to see if it was sure not. And it said, yes, this is true. This is the game show in Japan. Wow. All right, next up. And now the morning corny after dark. What do you call an Italian hooker? A prostitute. That's pretty good. I like that one. And that is 30. Over 30? Okay. What's long hard and full of semen? It's submarine. Yeah. That sounds crazy though. Yeah, that was that one. Yeah. Okay, net number four. This is more of just a go with me here. The word of the day is legs. Okay. Let's go back to my license for the word. That's stupid. That's not number five. What do you call a nanny with breast implants? I don't know what. A faux pair. What? We don't probably don't know the nanny's are called faux pairs. I don't get it. Another name for a nanny is if they're from a, is a faux pair. So faux pair. Yeah, I got one lost. Okay, like fake. Yeah, I don't, I don't really get it. Let's do an investigative on this next one. Okay, go ahead. Okay, hold on. I got to find a good one for investigating. Give me a second. Oh, shoot. I already did this one. Well, they know do it again. I would ruin it. I gave you all that as a teaser. Okay. You could do this one for investigative. Okay. What did Cinderella say to Prince Jarmin? What? Slip. Slip it. I can slip into, slip it in. You can slip into my slipper. It's after they were slipping. It's going to be glasping. No, it's not. What did Cinderella say to Prince Jarmin? Put your balls in my slipper. Can I come to your ball? What? When a Z of it fits. Oh, yeah. All right, one more. That's still, especially from Cinderella. It feels wrong. Okay. What did Pinocchio's lover say to him? Lidemy, lie to me. Lidemy. How did you know that one? You heard that one before? I don't know. But it just makes sense. I could have... Lidemy. That's funny. I think the funnier version would be what? Nah, it's too dirty. No, it's not because this is after dark. What did Pinocchio's girlfriend say when she sat on his face? Oh, yeah. Lidemy, lie to me. No, no, no. Okay, yeah. I didn't need that. Well, that's exactly what I was thinking. Well, that's exactly what you said. It's just a little more descriptive. Okay, there you go. Morning Corny after dark. There you go. Thank you. That was... Morning Corny after dark. Valentine's Day edition. All right, that's it. We will see you guys tomorrow. I don't think there's anything else. All right, we'll see you guys then. Bye, everybody.