I haven't done this in a while. You know, I was off last week and then I don't think I did it for like two weeks in a row because we just kept running late with our last topic of the day. Not really. I just kind of hoping that we didn't have to, but you know what? I'm going to do it. I do these training news stories because they do stories that are big news stories or little news stories, but that's catch my eye and I'm intrigued by. I can't believe nobody's talking about this. Make it great with everybody's talking about the Epstein files and why, you know, having we had anybody arrested with the Epstein files. Another thing that to me should be looked at just as hard guys. Interesting. Is the fact that nobody's talking about the disappearance or death mysteriously of these scientists who know some of our biggest secrets about nuclear power, preach or missiles and things like that. So nobody has been talking about this and there have been these like scientists, couple three of them that, you know, lived in like the New Mexico area, like the crazy area there where they say that, you know, some of the aliens are from that have turned up missing. Well, yesterday, finally, one of those people in the press asked the White House press secretary, Karen Levitt about it and she had a weird response. For you, Caroline, there are now 10 American scientists who have either gone missing or died since mid 2024. They all reportedly had access to classified nuclear or aerospace material. Is anybody investigating this to see if these things are connected? I've seen the report, Peter. I haven't spoken to our relevant agencies about it. I will certainly do that and we'll get you an answer. If true, of course, that's definitely something I think this government and administration would deem work worth looking into. So let me do that for you. I got full. Yeah, that just doesn't sound right. First off, you think that that would be 10. Come on. Come on. I mean, you're thinking yourself. What? There is no coincidence there. Yeah. But now that question has been asked. Let's hope that little dance. You got to stay on it. Absolutely. They should ask her the next day. Um, another story that caught my eye that I thought was, uh, was pretty interesting. And I, to be quite honest with you, thought was one of those ones that was crazy yesterday. A major league baseball umpire was attacked and robbed in Philadelphia during his working the Philadelphia Philly series. Police say that Brock Baloo was walking in city center when a teenage suspect grabbed his phone, Baloo then tried to get it back. Allegedly, the suspect punched him multiple times in the head. The incident happened on April the ninth and investigators say that the same suspect may have attacked another person within the next 30 minutes. And actually they think that they were actually pinpointing the guy. I don't know if they were pinpointing the guy because they knew he was an umpire or they saw that he was walking around with his, you know, phone out and stuff like that. That would be kind of interesting. But this umpire guy, I guess God is head beaten in or something like that. It was kind of, uh, kind of crazy. I was wondering with these referees and umpires, I know that they travel, you know, around and they go to games. Do they have to be careful? Like if people see them, you know, eating dinner at a restaurant or I imagine so, especially with sports betting being as popular as it is. And a lot of it, like we talked about the Mellow Ball earlier, like that. Yeah. If he gets ejected from that game or they get a technical foul, it was the only one by one. Yeah. Miami's best player didn't play at all for the rest of the game. And now they're out of the playoffs. I'm sure people have money right. And referee gets pet and that referee didn't, you know, they didn't make any action on the court at that all. So this story is a wild one. Have you ever, have you ever heard of Santa con? I feel like I have. Santa con's in New York. Some other cities do it. I think we even copy it somehow. Santa con started by this guy where people dress up like Santa and they go bar hopping. Okay. They charge you a set amount of money. You get to go to the bars. The guy who put on Santa con is truly a con. He was not giving any of the money to charity. He was using it for himself. Santa con, the annual festive bar crawl in New York city responsible for raising millions of dollars for charity apparently has a grinch on its hands. Federal prosecutors saved Stefan Piles Santa con's founder and president who was arrested and arraigned in federal court today. Did you misuse any of these funds? She's like walking, following him out of court. After prosecutors say he used Santa con to raise at least $2.7 million from 2019 to 2024, which was supposed to go to New York city based charities like the Children's Heart Foundation, city parks foundation and Flatbush Development Corporation impacting low income families. But instead, Piles allegedly diverted more than a half the proceeds to a slush fund and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of the remainder on personal expenses like concert tickets, fine dining, luxury vacations and home renovations like on this house on upper Greenwood Lake and Hewitt, New Jersey. Is the money that you are using used for this actual house in Hewitt? Like my first question, Piles has said nothing. Each year nearly 25,000 revelers dress up as Santa Claus and other holiday characters and pay 17 bucks to bar hop throughout the day. The charges now leaving a blatant negative mark on the minds of the thousands of donors. Let's know what this guy was doing with the money. This is hundreds of thousands of people that participated for Santa con throughout the year with something that New York City looked forward to. Piles turns away, but FBI assistant director in charge James Barnagall gave insight into his charges. He led a lavish lifestyle. He took vacations to the Vegas and Hawaii and Costa Rica spent over $100,000 on vacations. Stefan Pildes was released on a $300,000 bond. He can no longer now leave New York or New Jersey or have contact with anyone directly tied to Santa con without his attorney being present. He's due back in court on April 27th. Santa con artist outside of federal court in lower Manhattan, shanty lands channel seven. I witness news. Be careful who you're giving your money to as far as charities are concerned. And the last story, Shannon's not here for this. I wish that she was, but this is an interesting thing. You can almost always tell what kind of mom somebody is based on whether they drive a white SUV or black SUV. Interesting. Let's hear this. What does Shannon drive? A viral trend says that you can tell what kind of mom they are in the stereotype of what they are. According to moms on TikTok, all white SUV moms are seen as put together in picture perfect type. Okay, so far so good. They always keep them polished. They always are organized. They do crafts, they cook meals, and they live that target run Starbucks lifestyle. Meanwhile, the black SUV moms are labeled as the opposite. They are more of a go with the flow hot mess type. They're usually the ones that go through the fast food lines. They skip the meals and they pretty much let their kids kind of run their lives. Interesting. Is that true? What do you think? Hold on. Everything checked out for Shannon, except when you got to the part about cooking. Maybe she's got black pinstripes on that. There's like a little bit of trim. They got some trim. Moran automotive. Brian's getting her some kind of a car like that. So, hey, guess what? Tomorrow, Lydia's going to play throwback throwdown as well as to the dirty. And she's got a little win to try to defend and $13,000 with secret sound. Be here tomorrow morning. Make sure that you listen. We'll see you then. War of the Roses is on podcast. Thank you, Zach, for that. Bye. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going into Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan. It's Mojo in the morning.