You know, Joan, you know what I've noticed? My two favorite segments, my first one and my last one. My first one because at five o'clock I come out ready to go, full of P and V. And then the last one you're also ready to go. The last one I'm also ready to go. Also full of P. And yes, actually more P than V by the last, people know what I mean by V. Piss and vinegar. Okay, very good. I just wanted to make sure. Because some people, they hear me talk, they don't really actually understand some of the things that I say. I have to speak slower for some people. They're not listening fast enough, Dan. That's exactly right. Or they're listening with a half ear like Phil used to say. Van Gogh listeners. Van Gogh listeners. That's exactly right. It's one of the best lines I use it on my kids. Do you really? I do. Van Gogh listeners. Are you Van Gogh listening to me right now? If you're not, you can Van Gogh to your room. It's pretty good. Do you get the eye roll from your kids like I sometimes get from Marker and like I always get got from my kids when they were growing up? There has been some increased frequency in the eye rolls. Really? Oh yeah. Okay. We're trying to snap them back into place. Now do you ever use... If I rolled my father, oh my gosh, he would not hold off on spankens. Like eye rolling, that's so disrespectful. That's the thunder round. Is that the thunder round? That's the thunder round. You know what I've said in the past? I'll give you something to roll your eyes about. There you go. You know what I mean? Yeah. So... That sounds so... Yeah. Mom used to say, oh you think my words hurt, you just wait till I grab the spatula. It's based. The spatula. Yeah. I asked her one time, I'm not gonna... I'm like three years old. I'd like knock some stuff over on the table. She's got friends over and she's taking me back to the room with a spatula. No joke. Look her up in the eye. Sweetest brown-eyed boys can be and say, mama, are we gonna make pancakes in my room? We did not. She still spank me. Three years old sounds young. For spanking? I was a turd. Not much has changed. Exactly. I'm just a larger turd. So yeah, no, I... We didn't... Well first of all, if I was gonna spank, I wouldn't use a spatula. It was my pancake spatula. You make the kid go pick their own switch like a good dad. It's exactly right. What if you live in like Arizona and all you got is cacti? It's gonna be a bad day. Yeah. Again, I'm not much of a spanker, but... Clip it. Oh no. Clip that one. That's a nasty one. But if I was gonna... That's nasty. If I was gonna spank, I would just use my hand. Right? Also clipping. Yep. Also clipping. Okay. It is not my fault that your minds are in the gutter. Leave this part out. Hashtag trends that are baby. You were telling us that this is your favorite break of the day. You know what? The funny how that changes as time goes on, as we get further into the bit and I continue to dig my own hole. Dan always allows new information to change his mind. That's absolutely right. Anyway, no, Joan, did you ever spank your kids? Yeah. What did you use? Hand. There you go. Who needs a good spatula when you've got your hand? The NFL Draft presented by Bud Light is coming to Pittsburgh and it's your chance to witness the future of the game for free from April 23rd to April 25th. Feel the energy of the NFL Draft. See the Vince Lombardi Trophy and Super Bowl rings. Meet NFL players and legends. Enjoy interactive games and live music performances and be there as the future of the NFL takes center stage. The NFL Draft starts April 23rd. Register for free entry at nfl.com slash draft access today. Vince Collin A's is redefining news talk with the Vince Show. It is a reflection of your response to this program that we get to take this thing to the next level. These gigantic shows, this is going to be so much fun. It's unbelievable. In-depth interviews, live-collar interactions and a front row seat to the most important conversations of the day. I've got updates. I've got big stories. We'll sort through the truth of what's really going on. So buckle up. Here it comes. The Vince Show. Following listen on your favorite platform. All right, wait. There we go. That's what it would sound like. My dad was very familiar with the belt. Not kidding. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He's tough. He's a tough guy. We didn't strangle. All right, so real quick. I think I've done this before, but real quick. Let's go around the room. What did we get spanked for as a kid? Give me the one thing that you got spanked for. Joan, you're first. Talking back. Talking back. Yes. All right. Talking back with expletives. Okay. Okay. Chris, scratching my sister's CD on vacation, and I have to tell you, even all these years later, it was a setup. I didn't do it. My older sister did it. My mem-a was on vacation. She was very disappointed in me. Mem-a, is that grandmother? Mem-a, Mem-a hand. Yeah, she was very disappointed. My little sister at the time sold me out and went with the conspiracy queen, the older sister, who's also a liberal, so don't even try and take her side. Sure. I got set up. So you, in fact, did not scratch the CD. Why would you be accused of such a thing? I mean, I was an annoying little brother. So I think that she wanted to take me out of the equation for a little while. What was the CD? It was like Britney Spears? No, it was probably something dumb. See, you don't even know what CD it was, so clearly you didn't do it. It couldn't have been me. Chris? Dan. We don't tell lies to the audience. Our friends who were listening. So I'm going to ask you this one time. Go ahead. Did you scratch that CD? I did not scratch that CD. Allegedly. How did it get scratched then? These are questions I have too, Joan. Hey, Joan, do you have your Bible? I'd like Chris to... I will do it. I will do it. I swear on the Bible. I will swear it on the Bible. My older sister scratched that CD. She set me up. Is this still a line of contention all these years later? It is with me. Clearly. It is with me, Dan. Okay. Do you guys like talk about it over Thanksgiving dinner? The talking has ceased. Oh, is she one of the... Is she one of the libs in your family? Yeah, he just said. The older sister is the lib. How about the younger sister? She left flood New England and moved to Alabama. I think that's all you need to know. That's all you need to know. That's all you need to know. You still working on the older sister? No. That should be sealed. And I don't know. First of all, I love my older sister and I pray for her, but she is in education. She is not married. She has no children. Her friends are lesbians. If she ever woke up to the conservative side of thinking or Christianity, she would lose everything overnight. She would lose the job that she loves. She would lose the entertainment that she loves. She would lose the friends that she loves, and that's all she has. Well, can I ask this question? So, I mean, all her friends are lesbian and she's not married. Does she play for the other team or...? I don't know. Whatever. I don't deal with that. All right. So, I... I love her. You took it there. I don't even want to think about it. I was like, is she gay by association? No, I'm just asking a question. I'll tell you what. It was pretty gay when she scratched that CD and blamed it on me. I'll tell you that much. Oh, my goodness. I got spanked. My brother and I, folks have may have heard this before, I got spanked because my brother and I walked in and out when we were like... My brother was like 10. I was like eight. And we walked across a very busy Grand Avenue in Diamond Bar, California, walking from our house to in and out. And my brother told me not to say anything. Dan, don't say anything. Don't say anything. We're not allowed to do this, but I've got like 10 bucks and we can go to in and out. Don't say anything. So, of course, you knew what I did. I said something. You said I'm not... I'm not hungry for dinner. I had in and out earlier. You haven't shut up about in and out since you were eight years old, apparently, then. Oh, no. I mean, it's an ongoing thing. But that was probably a loving spanking because you could have been abducted and trafficked. You were young boys. John Wayne Gacy was on a rampage back then. Was he not? I wouldn't know. People like that existed. I'm just saying. Oh, I know they existed. It was a loving spanking. So, all of that pain came from love. Yeah. You know what? The whole this hurts me more than it hurts you. That's a lie. Not that day, man. That's a lie. My mom, a very tiny individual, but boy, she could... Pack a slap. She really could. I just know that's a lie because I've said that to my kids and it's like, eh, probably doesn't, to be honest. Well, if you're doing it right, no. If you spank them hard enough, clearly it's not going to hurt you more than it hurts them. It's a myth. You have brought some audio regarding a video of J.D. Pritzker. Yes, J.B. J... whatever. Yes. Remember to do that all the time. J.B. for Giant Boy. Giant Boy. J.B. Pritzker. Okay, very good. Anyway, J.B. Pritzker. Well, they have just signed House Bill 106 into law. Yeah. Chicago. And Chicago, Illinois. And it decriminalizes the spreading of HIV. It decriminalizes the spreading of knowingly... Knowingly spreading HIV is no longer a crime. Okay. This is the video. We turned down to Illinois after a governor, Pritzker, signed a new law that decriminalizes spreading HIV. Now, the new policy officially repeals a law that was passed back in 1986. There have been eight people who were convicted on the law since it was enacted. The AIDS Foundation of Chicago says 80 have been charged, but for that foundation, this is just as much about breaking a stigma. Oh, what? What the... We have to break a stigma. Screw you for not knowing that stranger had HIV. So, to formulate how something like this comes about, you must be HIV positive and must have next to no bedroom game, right? Like how we have the Tennessee Men's Clinic rated M for missing. And so now you're complaining that when you have to disclose that you have HIV, well, you want that to be changed as a law. That's essentially how we got here. Yeah, people are going to get AIDS because of this. Yeah. Yeah. Because people weren't getting laid. They'll have reason. They'll have more than just reason, but they'll have the ability to come back and sue these people now. Sue JB Pritzker. Sue the entire legislature. Well, they should. And I don't understand the stigma that they're talking about. Either somebody has AIDS or HIV. Somebody has HIV or they don't. And a lot of straight people that have HIV too. And so I just... I don't understand why... Well, I do because it's Chicago. You know what it did one time? So you know how you say Chicago, right? Chicago. You know what I did one time though? I was having, I don't know what, I was losing my mind over. I put a T after sh... I did. I put a T in between sh and cargo. Okay. I put a T right in there. I did. So basically, and I can't say it now, but basically I called shit cargo, basically crap cargo. But using the actual SH word. I like it. You know, people actually liked it. Shockingly, I didn't get in trouble. Oh. Yeah, I know. I fooled everybody by saying that it was an accident. Do you want to hear something wild about this? What's that? In Illinois? This is actually a looser law than what California has on the books. California made it a misdemeanor instead of a felony to transmit HIV. But Illinois just decriminalized it outright. That is so crazy. I'm sure it's a looser law. I was shocked to find out the other states though. Maryland has the same law. North Dakota, New Jersey, Texas. Really? Texas? First state to do it, 1994. Okay. Wow. So according to the Illinois way things are going to be set up there, you will not be able to sue the state. You could civilly sue the person who transmitted HIV to you, but the success depends heavy on facts as far as negligence, knowledge of, and now that's all. This is where. The countdown is on for the 2026 NFL Draft presented by Bud Lighting. Catch all seven rounds three days live from Pittsburgh, April 23rd through 25th. Watch every pick live on NFL Network ESPN and ABC. NFL Network is also streaming with NFL Plus. It all starts Thursday, April 23rd at 8 p.m. Eastern. Visit NFL.com slash draft for more information. Subscription required for NFL Plus. 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And so if you are having relations with someone, not using any kind of protection, then you are, it's the risk that you're taking. So you're leaning on personal responsibility for the other party? Yeah. I mean, I'm against this, but there is a responsibility that one has. I get that to protect themselves. So I wouldn't say it's attempted. Great ad for marriage, by the way. So we're talking about me walking to in and out and how, you know, my mom was like, oh, you'll get kidnapped. One of the supertextures. Nobody wanted Danny even back then. Rude. Do you know what I love about the super? Like anytime I start feeling like pretty good about, you know, I've had a pretty good show. Spot on had some good guests, made some good points. And then all I get it is read the super text line to bring me right back down. Okay. So 3618. Great point. It wasn't that long ago that we were locking people up for not wearing masks. Yeah. And, and, you know, if it saves one life, Joan, if it saves one life, I was it. I was accused of attempting to kill the elderly. Oh, yeah. The elderly parents of people that I worked with because I wouldn't get vaccinated. People are dying, Joan. Yes. You want more people to die? They're losing patience with me. Even after COVID, I would still be nervous about letting Joan near my elderly parents. That's probably a good reason for that. All right. Very good. It is 8 53 and Chris real quick, what do you got coming up? We're going to talk about the JD Vance turning point USA event last night. Steven A. Smith, we got some updates on Savannah Hernandez and we'll talk about Iran. Man, I saw that video. Dude, she got leveled. Man, she was on the show yesterday. The vice president mentioned her last night. So I had sent her a text and I said, any thoughts on the VP bringing you up tonight? And I know, I know Sav and I know her dad. So I'm like, that's pretty cool. Like the other day and she goes honored, but also so emotionally exhausted. I'm in bed, in bed dizzy. So I can't fully appreciate this. This last night at like 9 30. She's got a concussion, right? Yeah. I said the FBI better bring charges. If they don't after the VP called this out, then it makes it even worse. Has she met JD Vance? Yeah. Okay. So she's probably interviewed him. She was on. Well, she was at the Antifa round table at the White House. God, that's right. She was also, she was also one of the people that received the Epstein binders, the infamous Epstein binders. The infamous Epstein binders. So she had to walk up the PAN bind and say, hey, could you like sign this for me? Honestly, you know what I mean? Like autograph it. Maybe she could sell it because, you know, essentially it was worthless. Well, it is going to be worth money someday. I mean, there was only like what, 20 of those that were made? Yeah. You're absolutely right. You're right. We'll see you on eBay. 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