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Lots of little things here to discuss on this Friday. I don't know. I don't know. Everyone is acting fucking crazy as far as I'm concerned. Okay, let's just start with the New Jersey cast. Man, there is so much about New Jersey out there lately. There's so many fake things that I have to address. There's so many like people are. I mean, everybody is leaking fake stories about themselves in New Jersey. And some of this, it's actually getting crazy. You guys have been together seven years. You know what's real and what's not real. I don't even want to address the ridiculous fake stories. That's some desperate, desperate, desperate people are leaking. Now we are going to address them. We're just not going to address them here today on this quick hit. So a couple of things. I mean, this story is leaking. I think the whole cast is just acting crazy. They all have PTSD except for Melissa and Dolores and Teresa who are back. So why is this a story? And this isn't the desperate, desperate, desperate. Just, I guess when your life is just falling apart and you have nowhere to go, you become desperate in your leaked stories. But that's not even this. But why is this in the news that the real reason Margaret decided to quit RHO and J on her own is because she refuses to work with Louis because Louis threatened her family? First of all, that actually is a leaked story by Margaret. That's not even the desperation I'm talking about. And second of all, we've covered this 800,000 times. Like that's not new news. We all know Margaret refused to work with Louis because he threatened her son allegedly and O'Deetle and blah, blah, blah. This isn't news. And Margaret didn't leave on her own. She didn't refuse to work with any of, she says she refused to work with them, but she didn't. I'm bored. This is like news from two fucking years ago. Why is this making a headline? However, in other RHO and J news, I feel like everyone's acting crazy. Now, I mean, let's just start with Jennifer Aiden. I'm not even getting in today to the video that she posted with Teresa because that's a whole other thing. I got some advice for Teresa, the animal across the river. But regardless of that, Jennifer Aiden is on Instagram talking about her exit from RHO and J. It's just, I don't know. I'm just, it's like the Twilight Zone. Do I sound like agitated today? I'm agitated because I really, is it PTSD? Everyone's acting literally crazy. They're acting just the fire cast that is, is acting strange. So Jennifer was on her Instagram and she said, peace out everybody. Because we all know her growth is stunted. Peace out everybody. It was fun while it lasted, but we are moving on up and out. This isn't like a heartfelt statement. You have to get a dig in. When you get digs in like this after being fired, it makes you look sad. It makes you look desperate to, if you're going to be bitchy, just don't address it at all. But really, I don't know. I personally wouldn't address it at all if it were me. That's how I like to deal with things. Either a lawsuit or just don't deal with it at all. But so that's what she says. And she's like, move it on up and out. You have to say move it on up because that is like, now you're making it like you have a chip on your shoulder. Like you're going to be just fine. It's just like money. If you have to tell us how okay you are with this decision, you're not okay. She says, this is her announcement on Instagram. I'm not coming back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thank you so much for everyone who was a fan of me and upset about that news. Now right now I have two problems with this statement. I already have two problems. I'm sorry. First of all, didn't we do this? Didn't after the whole Jersey Mike thing a month later, didn't you announce that you weren't coming back? Like, am I the only person who feels this is the twilight zone, deja vu, like the second coming of Christ? Like what in the bejesus is going on? I'm not coming back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Didn't you already announce this months and months and months and months and months ago after the Jersey Mike thing? And didn't you announce this months and months and months and months and months ago? Really? When BravoCon came out with their list and you weren't invited to BravoCon? Wasn't that like the clue? So I don't know. There's a little self-indulgence, sweetie, that like we don't you should announce it now, but you already announced it and you tripled down when you weren't invited to BravoCon. You weren't invited. Let's be honest. Margaret, you didn't leave on your own and Jennifer, you weren't invited to BravoCon. So she already announced that she wasn't coming back. So I don't understand this big announcement. I mean, I might listen. I really guys, I don't know everything. I'm not Bethany. Please tell me if I'm wrong. Didn't you have this announcement already? 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She claimed that she was, she claimed she was called before the news broke of the shows, before the news of the shows return broke, but she insisted that leaving the show doesn't change my life either way. It obviously does because you're saying enough times how you have such a wonderful life and you'll be okay. I kind of knew that already though. Yeah, you did because we all knew it because you announced it. The producer said, I kind of had a feeling you knew, but you did give so much to the show and we just felt it was right to call you. I'm sure that's not how it went at all. And I was like, okay, thanks, I guess I appreciate that. And I said to her, the producer, I said that to her, the producer, but in my mind, I was like, you're only two years too late. And you want to know why I call her a fucking buffoon? I'm not trying to be mean. That's what I see. Jennifer had been accused of sharing screener copies of episodes before they aired with a blogger. We had Melissa's almost on our podcast, as well as texting with a blogger, things the network was not in favor of doing. I don't even know why you're addressing this. I mean, you're fired. So why not address it? But if you're going to address it, then just address it honestly, right? So when she was talking on her Instagram, she said she formed a relationship with Melissa's, although she said blogger, but we all know who she's talking about. And she was talking to that, and she was being compassionate. Here we go again, compassionate, because she felt sorry for the blogger because Jennifer has such a wonderful life. She's so rich and she has so much money and she's such a love in her life. What a wonderful life that we all wish we had. And this blogger had a subpar life according to Jennifer, and she felt sorry for her. But Jennifer says she was conned. Oh yeah, honey. So which is it? Which is it? Because you have a great life and you're really smart and you know how it works and you do that you weren't coming back. And now you're conned. Like, which is it? I mean, are you smart and know how to play all this game or were you conned? You can't have it both ways. So she's acting literally crazy. And the other strange behavior by the Firecast members, Jackie Goldschneider. This is just as strange. Where she goes on her Instagram and she says they just want to pop on to address the elephant in the room. Yesterday when Bravo called me, they actually offered me a full-time role on the next season. And I was like, you know what? The vibes are off. Now, this made national headlines that Jackie was not national. Let's let's let me back that train that Jackie was asked back because she just told us she was. Now she's kidding. She goes on to tell us she's kidding. But it still makes that, you know, headlines and the blog world that Jackie was asked back. She wasn't. So she too was now trying to get everyone's trying to get that one last headline. Just go live an alternative, lead an alternative life. I'm all about, you know, a side business. But this ain't it sis. She says the vibes were off. Yeah, that's what I told them. Yeah, I said, yeah, the vibes are off. That's when I said, no, no, I'm not interested in retelling. But in all seriousness, okay, so that was a joke, but you still know what you're doing. And it's going to get headlines that you were asked back, which you weren't. In all seriousness, my kids filmed their 10th birthday on the show and in two weeks, they're turning 18. That's literally insane. It's been eight years. God help me. You know, I just saw Chelsea Handler on Andy Cohn. Watch what happens. She was talking about how she ended her and James Corden. They both ended their talk show after seven years and the seven year itch is a real thing. And Andy's like, yeah, but I ain't going anywhere girl. I'm kind of feeling like Andy on that one. This is our seventh year guys. I'm not going anywhere yet. Seven year itch is a real thing. But I feel it's a good thing. You just move into a different phase of the business. And it's not a bad phase. It's actually a good phase because I've said this about every business. I do business consulting on the side. Book me your year seven should absolutely be easier than your year one. Your year six should be easier than your year two. Your year five should be easier than your year three. It doesn't always go that way. Eventually it is a bell curve and then your business closes. That's just life. But year seven, you know, this is a much easier business today than it was for me year one, two, three. So not in a bad way. I'll never rest on my laurels. I get up and do a fucking show every nine fucking days a week. But I agree with this seven year itch. But how is that eight years ago? Oh my God. So Jackie says it's been a really long run. I mean, in fact, my second season on the show was when I had that 11th birthday party. We serve pizza on the driveway. You guys know the one that Jennifer made fun of. It was so much fun. It's been a really long, beautiful run. Six seasons over eight years. And Jackie went on to note like, yes, everybody, this is absolutely a joke. And this I'm not serious. And I was not asked back and she even put in the comments. She says she was grateful. She had a lot of fun. And she says she now has this big, beautiful platform that the show left her with. And most importantly, she later talked about her eating disorder recovery and real time on TV. That's what we talked about. We had Jackie at our podcast. I love to have a Jackie on this podcast. She's forever grateful about that. She's not worried for anyone on the show. I know there are tons of other shows out there right now. I've been getting calls from casting agents. 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So the moral of the story kids is play stupid games win stupid prizes. Clearly a dig at Margaret. She's so happy Margaret's fired with the rest of them. And then she says, I was not asked back full time. This is a joke. I repeat that is a joke. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. It is a joke, but why make this joke? You're all acting fucking crazy, you and Jennifer. And Fessler is now going from posting herself as a clown to, which is actually kind of cute, saying that she's available for bar mitzvahs and birthday parties, to making a song about it, about how desperate she was and what is she going to do with her life now? Kind of funny. Let's move on. They're all acting crazy. Those who were fired. RHOSLC. There's some filming secrets coming from filming. What are we learning? Lots of people are in Salt Lake spotting the gales. Mary is back. Mary is filming. The season did start without her. So we learned that that there's a bunch of episodes without her. I'm sure this is going to once again be one of these flashbacks like in the Sprinter Van. It's going to start with a newspaper clipping of that Mary's son has passed. And then we're going to see all the women deal with this without Mary. Now there'll be some other drama, but Mary came in whatever episode this is. I don't know, you know, who knows where they are in filming, but Mary came in. She doesn't miss much of filming, but she just filmed and they had a lunch for her and everyone brought her gifts. And Meredith seemed the most distraught. Meredith is actually, think about it, Meredith is a very big family person. So I'm sure this is hitting, you know, she's there for Mary and what else have we heard from the spoilers? The whole book, you know, Heather Gay stole this book cover. She's being accused and she then sent a cease and desist to the actual, I mean, we're going to talk about it, Heather. It seems like you stole the cover. If you want to send us a cease and desist, sweetheart, you can deal with my attorney who's dealing with all the other housewives that we're having problems with. That's what it seems like. It seems like the exact same thing. And maybe you didn't, but we're not taking any episode down, sweetheart. So don't try it. But apparently that is part of the season seven that they're filming now. This whole book comes up and the author is weighing in, not on the show. But apparently she had the audacity to try to send the actual person who came first, a cease and desist, like is she cuckoo for cuckoo puffs? I don't got enough at the Gage to Heather, but that apparently is part of the season two. This whole book cover, more power to Heather for writing a book that is fiction. I went, I read a novel by Lisa Rinna. I forgot what it was called Starlight. I think it was back in the day. She had a book signing with Harry Hamlin. He wrote some book, but Lisa's book was like an actual novel. And that's at least I ran a right this book. I don't know, but it was a book signing. Another chance to see Rinna and I mean, I love Lisa Rinna. So I bought the book and read it and it was juicy Hollywood. So this book looks good. Apparently that's part of the season. And apparently my sources tell me, because I got an inside source over there. It's like that like nothing else is really happening. We have everybody back. We have the newbie who's joining the cast. And you know, we're not sure if she's going to be full time or part time, but really basically nothing's happening now. I mean, Mary's back. So let's see how that works. But it's the same dynamics, the cousins, bad weather is getting along. And they're not really getting along with like, you know, Barlow and Meredith. So, so far, Mati is that there ain't much tea. I have a source close to the production. We'll just leave it at that. And nothing is really happening. Heather's book. Yes, Mary's Retardate. They started with that very, but the dynamics have not changed in this group. And so I don't know. Be careful guys, because that's where we are with Beverly Hills. So some tea, but sounds like a boring tea to me, if you want my opinion. But let's have a good Salt Lake because we don't got much left. Speaking of which, Erica Jane is still not speaking to Dorit. You know, our friend Dorit, Dorit Kemsley. So they had the reunion and shocker. Erica said, the reunion has not changed. I got to say, did you see like a week ago when Eric, well, yeah, it was last week when Erica and Kyle were left. Yes, I know they weren't really left because the production vans that stayed there, like they looked at the license plate. The thing that picked them up has the same license plate as the van that drove Dorit. Yes, it's all a story and it's so fake. But I mean, you're also there with a production crew. You're not like left in the middle of nowhere. But the point is, the point is, is on that episode last week where Erica gets mad at Dorit. I got to tell you, this Erica is just a woman after my own heart. When she is doing her confessional, she's like, I am very mad at Dorit. Do you see that I'm mad? I am actually truly mad. This is totally unacceptable. I am not going to back down and I am furious right now. This is the most angry I have been in months. This is actually the most angry I have been in years. I am fuming. I am going to blow a gasket. I am going to explode. I am mad at Dorit. I love this monotone. She doesn't break a sweat. I love someone with like no real emotions. It really gets to me. It warms my black heart. Really funny. But they're not speaking. She's admitted that she's not speaking. And that is what it is. And she's, that's it. The reunion helped nothing. And she's not speaking to Dorit. And Kyle's not speaking to Dorit. I mean, I'm really on nobody's side with this one. I got to be honest with you. I'm really on nobody's side because I like everybody. There's not one person on this cast. I actually have to say, I really don't like. Bose is starting to test my nerves. I got to be honest with you. You know, by the way, Lisa Barlow also shades Heather. And they're not getting along because Lisa just posted something that people think is about the book jacket. Oh, she says she's can't wait to read Heather's new book. And she loves the packaging. Well, Heather's being accused of stealing the packaging, or at least her team is. So Barlow is, there you go. There's Morty. Barlow is, like we said, there's the dynamics haven't changed with Barlow posted. I can't wait to read the book. I love the packaging, girl. That's a dig because you know what she's being accused of. But anyway, you know, it's not that I'm not team Dorit because I love Dorit, but I don't blame Erica. It's like, listen, and then when they do the montage, the flashback of all the times Erica and Kyle had Dorit's back. But here's the thing, regardless of whether you're team Kyle or team Dorit, Bose, you've been there. And so have you, Rachel, for two seconds. So the fact that Dorit is standing on some soapbox about how Bose stands by her through thick and thin, girl, she has known you for two years. LVP and Kyle stood by each other for two years, right? Like in the first two years, like Camille and whoever. It's like, girl, give it eight years on a show. Give it eight years, Dorit. I mean, Rena and Denise, that is a real friendship for decades, decades, decades. And as Rene talked about in her book, can't bring a real friend on the show. It doesn't work out. So slow your roll, Dorit. Like Bose has been there for two fucking seconds. So when she's talking about like, Bose has my back more than you. And Erica's like, excuse me? Wow. And Kyle's like, wow. I'm kind of on their side. They're still not speaking. Erica has said that reunion has helped nothing. We are not speaking. We are not in a good place. Dorit does not seem like she wants to hear anything. Nothing at all has been resolved. She says, you know, I'm open to a reconciliation. This is why I love Erica. I really think Erica is a girl's girl. Now, if there's a guy across the room with like hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, I don't know. But she hasn't tried to go after Mauricio. Keep that in mind. I'm kidding. I really do think Erica is a girl's girl. Sutton just did an interview and they said, who do you think is the most building up of the other women? And she said, maybe Bo is, but really Erica. I see it. Erica is a girl's girl. She does the job. We argue, but she is a girl's girl. And she says, look, I'm open to a reconciliation with Dorit. I am not happy about the place I'm in with Dorit. I want to be her friend. You know, I don't want to call her out, but I will. I'm not going to be silent when I see something wrong. And Dorit turned on me. And I am Dorit's friend. I will always be Dorit's friend. I want nothing but great things for Dorit. I care about Dorit and I want a friendship with Dorit. This is how it's done, guys. Don't get angry. Just speak your mind. That's how I would be if I was how these are reality shows. I would be so monotone because I don't really get excited about like, I mean, it takes a lot. Like I'm just like, you know, I don't know. You're healthy. So like all this bullshit, I'd be like, thank God I have this job. I'd be like a Drucedora. Someone's screaming at her. She's laughing like, thank God I'm here. How did I end up on Atlanta? This is my dream, honey. Atlanta is back in our lives, babies. But so Erica says, look, we're not speaking. The reunion did nothing. I want to be friends with Dorit. I like Dorit. I will always be friends with Dorit. It's unfortunate that we're here. I am open to a reconciliation, but Dorit does not want to hear anything I have to say. So they're not really speaking. And so after the reunion, Dorit and Kyle are not speaking. I mean, Dorit and Kyle are not speaking, and Dorit and Erica are not speaking. And I don't know. I'm wrong all the time. Maybe they'll have all these people back next season, but I'm with Sarah Michelle Geller on this. I'm not loving it. And this is my favorite franchise. So figure it out. We got to talk worry. I know we got to talk so many things. We'll talk about all that tomorrow. I love you all. Have a great day. Just a quick hit. And we don't usually do this on a Friday, people. So a little bonus quick hit, but I just had to jump on and be like, these Jersey people are acting fucking crazy. But there you go. Salt Lake. Please be good Salt Lake next season and figure it out. Beverly Hills, figure it out. Slip in the comments. Are you team Dorit or team Kyle and Erica? Love you all. Bye. In a world of noise and uncertainty, IG is the investment platform that backs you. 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