Ep 592 - 2025: A Year in Review

Wow, wow, wow, Wes. Hey guys, happy new year. We're here. Um, kind of an off week, but figured we'd hit you guys with a little best of 2025. Um, we've got some great stuff, man, some good clips lined up. Before we get into that, I just want to say again, happy new year. Thanks for watching. We are entering the, uh, unfortunately, that kind of podcast crucible again. Shane is going to be gone filming for a little bit. Um, but that's nothing to get glum about. We're going to be jam packed with super hot guests and a lot of good times. It'll probably make the next year's best of 2026. We'll see. Um, however, you know, I mean, let's just recap. What would happen in 2026, man? Fucking, you know, we got a lot of wars going on. There's that. We have a lot of wars, um, which, you know, not good. It's not good. There's ministerial Palestine, which I believe is a ceasefire. So shout out to politicians for the ceasefire on that. And, uh, also Russia, Ukraine, maybe that'll come to an end and hopefully not Venezuela, but, you know, out bright siding it. It's like, look, guys were getting busy, all right. Guys were doing stuff. No one was sitting on their ass this year. People were unfortunately fighting and killing hundreds of thousands of people. But, you know, that's maybe next year we can just kind of like do other stuff instead, but keep that same can do fire and spirit. But guys, I didn't need to come here to talk about war. I'm just recapping the year 2025 wars. Okay. Fair enough. Um, what else happened? What else happened this year? Big things that happened. We had, uh, you know, Donald Trump is still the president and we'll see, man, I think I think his sizzle is starting to kind of fade. It's like, you know, he, the quiet piggy that was definitely him pushing himself up there in the headlines. And aside from that, it's like DJT is not hitting his heart as he used to. I think we're finally used to him. So he's got, I don't know, a couple more years left. And I don't know. I think I think we're, we're on the cusp. And I'm, again, I'm just bright siding New Year's time horizon. I think we're on the cusp of finally, as a country stepping out from under, uh, Trump shadow, which has really, you know, if he love him or hate him, whatever, but he has loomed over this country for a decade, as long as his podcast has been going on, which is crazy. Ten years, Trump has been just, you know, a central fixture in the news. And I think he's going to fade, man. And it's like, as much as people love him or hate him, it's like, I honestly don't know what it's going to be like without the guy. Cause in my opinion is like, are we going to get like a Trump 2.0 or, you know, what would be going to get? We don't know. I'm excited. I can't wait to find out in 2028, but we'll have to wait for two more New Year's to find that out. So we'll see about that. Stay tuned for two more years. Another news. We also have A.I. is booming right now. And, uh, who, boy, another hotbed of controversy as well. A.I. Apparently it's getting better. There's billions, maybe even trillions of dollars being spent on A.I. research. And, you know, again, another thing, people love, people hate. Um, my thing is if you're worried about A.I. coming and taking your job, I don't, you hear all this all the time. It's like, well, what if A.I. takes my job? What am I going to do then? It's like, dude, let it take your job. There's no shame in a machine built by billionaires taking your job from you. What do you think you're going to, you're not going to do better than that? It's like, let it have your job. But you'll just be like, let the state figure out your life for you. You know, if you, if, if I'm saying, if A.I. takes your job, that is, that's nothing to stay awake at night about being like, oh, well, it's like, there's nothing you can do. Like, it just let it come take your job. And it's also like, most, most of the jobs it would take would probably be like office jobs, which are mostly fake jobs anyway. So why would you worry about a machine built by billionaires taking a fake job from it? You're not even really working. Let it have your fake job. Just give it say, hey, here you go computer, you can have my job. I'm going to go outside now. And now you go from sitting like a fat ghost in an office to now you're outside. You get sunlight on you. And now you got to go find food, which in my opinion is much more exciting than sitting in front of a computer and pretending to work in front of pictures of your kids, which imagine if those kids could actually see you pretending to have a job to pay for them. That's fucking embarrassing, dude. Let the machines have your job. Say, hey, machines come and get it. Let them come in and take it. Now you're on the outside. You got to go find food. And here's my thing. Here's how the fuck am I going to find food? It's like, I don't know. But if the AI came and took my job and like all my work friends job and, you know, unfortunately, even my work wives jobs as well, I'd start a militia. You know, you start, you don't, my peaceful militia, obviously, but it's like you go from sitting on your ass in an office every day with that just groveling to your fucking boss, hoping they give you a little promotion. And it's, it's fucking hell. Let the computer wipe that out. Now you're outside. You're doing pushups, you're doing burpees, you and your friends can set up a little barbed wire crawl space. You can crawl through, do drills. And if you get like a few hundred people to do military drills in your front yard with you, my prediction is the government will start giving you food because they'll be like, Hey, guys, just here, here's some food. And you don't have to be like, you know, I'm not saying me come like a terrorist cell. That is not what I'm saying at all. We don't need any more of that. I'm saying, do pushups in your front yard with all of your office friends. You guys are all in the office. Now you're in front yard. You're working. You're maybe digging little trenches and just kind of like, I don't know, just fucking find food. It'd be so much more fun to go and find food than sit in in office. You know, that's if AI takes your job. That's my whole point. So don't worry about that. We had AI. We had endless wars. And what else do we have? I don't know. I think they cloned, they didn't cloned, they made a false embryo in a or a false womb in Australia. So science is going, you know, we have, we have a false womb for a kangaroo to be born in. That's nice. Why don't we take it to one of these beautiful clips? Hold on guys, check this out. I didn't know you got you were a drunk. We're on the plane together. Do you know why scuba diver is, you know, they sit on the boat and fall backwards. Yeah. Do you know why they do that? Look cool. Now, because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat. Come on guys. Classic highlight reel. 25. Joe, girl, glib it. Joe, highlight reel. 2025. Just run that back 25 times. Yep. That's what we'll do for the New Jersey. Three hours. You fall asleep to it. But you're going to laugh every time. You're going to try sleeping. Hey, oh man. That was hilarious. And now we're back to the special New Year's edition. Guys, we talked about, we recap 2026, you know, whatever 2025. I'm sorry about that. Sorry sponsors. We're recap 2025. I don't know, man. Like what else is out there? Recently, I actually just discovered that there's a thing that women experience. It's called a false pregnancy syndrome, or a woman will convince herself that she's pregnant to the point where her breasts start to lactate and her belly expands as if there were a child inside of it. There was recently a case. It was this year, actually, shout out 2025. There was a case this year of a widow. Her husband had died. She was an old lady going through menopause and her husband unfortunately died. And somehow her body convinced her that she was pregnant. So she, her breasts swelled with milk. Her stomach started sticking out. And she even thought she felt kicks. And the lady went to the doctor to be like, what the hell? This was a miracle. Maybe it's my dead husband being reincarnated in my old withered womb. And turns out she went to the doctor and she just where her stomach was full of gas. And it was moving around her stomach. But she thinking those were baby kicks stimulated her milk land somehow to produce milk for this baby that didn't exist. And the doctor had a teller like, no, you just have a bunch of farts. You don't have a child. You have a bunch of farts in your stomach and your husband's dead to get over it. You're not pregnant. You old bitch. Go home. And like, damn, that person for sure was probably like, I can't wait till 2025's over. 2025 is kicking my ass. I missed my husband so much that it became fake pregnant and farted in the ER. Just to be told that I don't have a baby. I just have a big fart in my stomach. Oh man, poor lady. Whether you're off to the big match, getting, enjoying a trip to the coast to catch up with friends. Or exploring some incredible history with your family. With up to a third of most rail travel, a rail card can help you save on train journeys all around Great Britain. Find the one for you at railcard.co.uk. Decenty's apply. And they also have this thing too called Kuveid syndrome where guys now, you know, we talked about the girls now, it's guys time. Guys, apparently, I've never met a guy like this, but apparently it's a real thing where when a woman becomes pregnant, the man starts to like biologically mimic some of the pregnancy response in the women. Like for instance, when a woman gets pregnant, there's this thing called nesting where like one they're pregnant, they'll go around. It's like a real instinct. They'll go around and start like setting up the house. Like they organize the house like a bird with a bird's nest. They'll start like moving stuff, redoing the closets. They get like bins and they start fucking putting things in bins. Like, you know, stuff like that. And, um, and guys now, apparently, will like, or they're saying they'll start mimicking those responses. Even to the point where the guys will gain weight, some of the guys even claim they feel a baby kicking in their belly, which is like, dude, don't, first of all, it's definitely gas. Second of all, never. That's even if you're mimicking your wife's pregnancy response, never say that out loud, dude. Just fucking just, it's not, first of all, it's not real. And second of all, like, dude, don't never be like, oh, I'm pregnant too. I, they don't respect that. Just be like, nah, I'm not even, if anything, I'm just like harder than ever looking at that fucking baby in your belly. That's something women can respect. Honestly, don't tell them like, uh, my nipples are kind of sensitive too. Dude, that's fucking disgusting. Take it to the grave, man. If your wife's pregnant and you're like, I think I'm sort of praying. Don't do that, man. Got these guys going to the doctor. It's called Kuvaid syndrome, which is like, oh, it's fucking brutal. I'd rather have a guy hold me down and finger my butt and tell someone about that. Then come up to my friends and be like, you know, I started actually mimicking my wife's pregnancy symptoms as well. You know, just don't, dude, don't talk about that to anybody. Keep that to yourself. All right. Like, oh, my breasts are actually a little swollen. Dude's will gain weight a lot. There's guys waking up with morning sickness. It's like, dude, what the, it's not, you're just, you're stomach hurts. Stop pretending you have a fucking baby. I don't know why people, guys and girls are like are having fake pregnancies. It's like, just stop, man. It's fucking, that's really weird and it's really unbecoming of a man to try to get in on pregnancy glory. That's all I'm saying. It's not, that's not your stuff. Again, just to recap, I would rather have a guy hold me down, whether he, you know, pinned me down by my arms on top of me or just kind of like knocked me over, like a stone cold stunner came around my back and just started fucking blasting my butt with this thing. I don't know. However, he gets it. He gets it. Maybe we're just both lying on our side. He trips me or like lying on our side and like on some side, uh, side doggy or whatever. Guys, let's take it to a clip. I didn't know you got, you were on a drunk. We're on the plane together. Do you know why scuba divers, you know, they sit on the boat and fall backwards? Yeah. Do you know why they do that? Look cool. Now, because if they fell for it, they would land in the boat. Yeah. Come on, guys. Classic highlight reel. 25. I know. Mark that Joe, world, climate. Joe, grab highlight reel. 2025. Just run that back 25 times. Yep. That's what we'll do for the New Year. New Year's. Over and over for three hours. You fall asleep to it. But you're gonna laugh every time. You're gonna try sleeping. All right. Guys, that was something else. Hey, let me tell you guys about something on the way here, right? I'm coming to my office. I'm like, you know, driving peacefully. I can't wait to do this. Best of 2020, 2025 compilation for, you know, the fans out there. They're gonna love this. Can't wait. As I'm driving, I also got a Christmas present from my brother, or shout out, Billy, I got a nice Shreddercaster. So I was, yeah, Shreddercaster, I'm thinking, no, Telecaster, my bad. And so I, I'm driving my Telecaster, my new Princeton Reverb Amp that I went and got from Guitar Center, shout out to the guys down in Guitar Center. That's really dude. I'm not trying to act like the man, but I know when I walk into a Guitar Center, there's my, there's my, my true core fans. Every time I go into a guitar source, saying that's Guitar Center, it's nothing but the bros, dude. Nothing but the bros. Always hook it up. Thank you guys. And, yeah, so that was nice. Walked in there. And I got my Princeton Reverb Amp, which is what Billy told me to get. And so, you know, I'm driving it. It was at my house. I'm driving it to my office so I could have it here in my creative workspace. And, and I'm driving it. So I had to drive kind of slow because I have an amp, a pretty big amp. It's sitting on my, my seat. I don't want to like hit my brakes really hard, because you know, it's like a two-bamp. They explained to me and they could break easy. So I'm like, all right, let me drive carefully. So I'm coming to a four-way stop sign on the way to my creative workspace for my living space. And so I'm driving here and I hit the brakes like coming up to the stop sign, slow, because I didn't want to jam them and have it fall over and you know, break one of those tubes. So I'm like kind of easing on the brake. And meanwhile, at the intersection like across from me, there was an old man in a Subaru. And he, oh no, he was coming like perpendicular. So he was this way. So I came to a stop like too slow for his liking. And I'd like pulled up to an intersection with an old man in a Subaru giving me the stank eye. And I don't know what it was about that. But it just like, you know, I was already, it's been the holidays. I'm like, me and my wife and kids are just fucking crammed in the house. It's all day nonstop, blah, blah, blah. So I'm a little cranky. You know, I'm a little bit cranky. Obviously, I'm stoked to come here and do the best of 2025. But like, a little cranky, man. I'm a little fired up. And I take a, taking a 40 plus vitamin that has tongue gotta lease. So my tea is kind of going nuts. And like, I pull up to this intersection with this old man in a Subaru looking at me like he's about to beat my ass. And I just like, he was giving me this. He was going like sitting there. He's just going like, I pull up to this guy. Just going and I fucking look at him like, what the fuck are you going to do? And I literally out my window, I say, what the fuck are you going to do old man? You bitch ass Subaru. I'll fuck you up in that fucking Subaru. And I was like, that's not me. I'm leaving that me behind in 2025 because I really for a second was hoping that the old man would get out of the Subaru. And I would do it. I would literally fucking bash his head into the winch. I would have killed this guy. I know it's disgusting. I don't want to, I'm not trying to do that kind of shit in 2026. But like for a second, I was like, dude, if this old man gets out of the Subaru, I'm not saying I'm the toughest guy in the world, but an old man in a Subaru in Austin, dude, I could British Bulldog his head right through the fucking passenger window easily. I would have left this guy in a bloody discarded heap on the side. I would have drove over his own his concussed body. And I was so fucking angry. But he drove off and, you know, I calm down, cooled off, made it to my creative workspace. And I don't know, man, it was just something about that old man in the Subaru. Flexed on me. I'm like, bro, like again, not the toughest guy in the world. I'm not out here looking to fight people, but like an old man in the Subaru just giving me the nastiest look. And all I, what I wanted to tell him was like, dude, I have a fucking tube amp in the back of my CRV. If it's falls over, it's going to be pretty costly, the costly to repair this and all I'm doing is breaking slowly, taking my time to get to the stop sign. And you're looking at me like I already run it. You're charging me of a crime. I need to commit. And now you're looking like you want to fight. It's like I'll fucking fight you right now, dude. 2025 leave the ship behind. We'll both move on. Maybe you won't make it to 2026. It was a pure lib spaz. That's all it was. And again, I'm not, you know, whatever about politics, we're done with those. But like an old man live in a Subaru probably has 47 potted plants in front of a lib's old lips love putting 97 potted plants in front of their fucking houses. So another thing, man, get them out of the fucking sidewalk. I'm trying to walk fucking put them in your backyard. You don't need 40 fucking fern plants outside of your house. Nobody gives a shit. It's 40 fern plants of Ruth Bader Ginsburg sticker on your window. Get a fucking garden. Put it in your backyard. Put those plants. You have a backyard. I know the layout of the whole neighborhood. Put them in your fucking backyard. Don't have 40 potted plants and drive around your Subaru, giving everyone the stank face because you clearly see, I mean, dare I say a silver fox alpha coming. You know, I have a Princeton reverb in the back of my CRV. You want me to break a fucking tube. And I'm like, let me just come to an easy stop. You're going, I'm like, excuse me, sir. Fucking excuse me. Anyway, guys, that's not good. Guys, let's go to a fucking clip. That story sucked. I didn't know you got you got drunk. We're on the plane again. You know why scuba divers, you know how they sit on the boat and fall backwards. Yeah. Do you know why they do that? Look cool. Now, because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat. Come on, guys. Classic highlight reel. 25. I know. Mark that Joe, world, glib it. Joe, bro. Highlight reel. 2025. Just run that back 25 times. Yep. That's what we'll do for the new year. For the new year. That's over and over for three hours. You fall asleep to it. But you're going to laugh every time. You're going to try sleeping. Oh, man, we're back. Dude, also, guys, please make sure to like, comment, and subscribe. And when you comment, it really helps the algorithm. It just boosts us into the algorithm and makes us more visible. So more people can access this kind of content you love and no one love. So, all right. So we talked about the old man and the Subaru. I mean, it's like, I've already moved past it, man. I forgave him instantly. It's just, you know, it just got damn it. I hate that face when you pull up and someone goes, it's like, how dare you question my, you don't even know what the fuck I'm doing, dude. Actually, I'm going to I should have just fucking veered my car, ran it, but like, no, you go ahead and this one. Fucking crashed you Subaru. I can't ask all. Anyway, guys, enough about that. What else I want to talk about? Also, I played basketball yesterday first time in man. I can't remember. It's been a long time. But as you know, I've been training, man, I don't look. I don't talk about my training that much, but I've been training pretty intensely. And, you know, I'm just up at the basketball court yesterday. It's a little cold, little windy, not ideal conditions for, you know, an outdoor basketball court. But my goal this year in 2026 is become something of like a street ball legend in my white and Asian neighborhood, which I honestly think I could, man. I was up there yesterday shooting around on a windy day, just totally stroking myself. Like, I don't even know why. Just being like, of course, I'm the only person out here shooting on a windy cold day. Just different. Every car that would drive by in my head, I'm like, this is the hottest housewife possible. I'm going between my legs. I'm shooting the three. I'm air ball and I'm like, fuck, all right. Let me just, you know, maybe she didn't see that. It was, it was pretty pathetic display now that I'm saying out loud. But I'm out there. And, you know, I'm shooting around. I'm getting warmed up and, you know, the Apple watch on burning a surprising amount of calories. And I'm like, I guess, this is not a bad little workout, man. I'm going to try to like, you know, get to really know this court kind of feel these rims out so that, you know, I can become a street ball legend just up there all the time. And I'm playing shooting around. And these two young whipper snappers, these two kids come up, I didn't realize they're in high school. They're seniors in high school. Came up, I see him shooting around. And I'm like, you know, again, nothing against them. They just weren't really that good at all. And I was like, bingo. So I'm going to play these kids in 21. Just fucking demolish them. Go as hard as I fucking can. Because I'm finally, and again, I've, I've, I've always like, I remember being young and seeing the old man on the basketball court. And I, even back then, I'd wonder like, I had enough weird, I don't know, foresight or curiosity to be like, it's got to be crazy playing basketball as like an old guy. And I'm finally like yesterday, absolutely confirmed it. I'm finally the old man at the basketball court. Dude, it felt kind of, it's everything I thought it would be put it that way. I've always wondered like, what's that like? Dude, it's literally, it's, it can't get better. So I'm sitting there. I'm shooting around. I see the young kids. I let them warm up. I'm not going to fucking, I, you know, I'm not going to be all warmed up 20 minutes in shooting around running back and forth full court really going behind my back whenever a Volvo pass me to hoping it was like a super hot housewife of their kids. But I got damn behind my back through the legs, pulling up threes dude. Just fucking raining them. And, um, see these kids let them get warmed up. And I, you know, and again, I'm thinking I'm going, I should ask them to play 21. I do this a lot. This is something I'm getting away from in 2026. But in 2025, I'll like want to ask their fucking kids. I want to play basketball with them. Takes me like 10 minutes to work up the gumption to be like, hey, you kids, I want to play some 21. So I'm like, you know, I'm sitting there, I'm shooting around. It was like a, my, my, my mind like hijacked my body. I didn't even know what I was doing. I was like, you guys want to play some 21. I just yelled it across the court. And I just, they just both look at me like, uh, I'm like, we don't know how to play that. I'm like, oh, here, I gave them the rules. It's, it's pretty much like one on two when you have the ball. And then if you make it, you go to the foul line shoot, you know, from the, wherever is it to, if you shoot from the three, that's a three foul foul foul shots are one point. If you make three foul shots in the row, it's your ball and you get to go again. Start playing 21. And, um, I don't think here's a, here's a thing. This is the joy of being the old man at the basketball court. Those kids were playing. I wasn't playing. I was like, I was like, I was like fighting time and death itself. When you're an old man at the basketball court, you're battling time. The kids are like, oh, we're playing each other. It doesn't matter who I'm playing against. I'm raging against my mortality playing these kids on the basketball court. I went so, so fucking hard on these kids. I, I feel bad about looking back on it. I was like, I shouldn't have done that. I went so fucking hard driving. There was one point again. This is where my training comes in. You think like, oh, why should I train? I'm 40 years old. I'll tell you why I should train, you know, lift weights and do all that shit. There was one point I'm driving in. It's two on one. Obviously, it's the nature of the game of 21. I'm going to lay it up. Both of them failed me. And again, I'm not bragging. This is just what happened. Both of them failed me. I lifted both children up on my arm and laid it up. No problem. And it took everything in me not to look them in the face and go, you're fucking like, take a little fuck. I didn't. I said, oh, man, I don't worry about it. Went to the point. You know, I might have done a little n1, but whatever, I was fucking, you would have thought I got shot out of a volcano just flying, soaring through the air with children on my arm. These were fucking high school seniors. Hold it. Maybe, well, you know, my head, I might be dramaticizing a little bit, but it was like, I felt them try to pull me down and I just fucking rip through these children and laid it up, made it n1. And God, I ended up winning again. It's not about that. If I lost whatever, but I did win by a lot. And, um, no, actually that little one little kid started coming back. I started getting nervous. But I was like wildly and completely out of breath. And after I finally won, I got to 21. I think the second place kid had like, he was creeping on me. He had like 15. So he was, I had a size belief for a while and I just gasped and I eventually got it back to kind of, you know, it was pretty windy. So my, my jump shot was getting taken by the wind as well as me missing. So I was kind of just like pulling up like four feet away and hitting little like floaters. So finally, I finally win. And I'm completely out of breath. I'm shattered. Dude, my Apple watch, I don't know if you track, you know, you're fucking calories you burn. Dude, I burnt 668 calories in less than an hour, which go test it for yourself. It's, it's really, that's a lot. Like if you do a standard hour, 20 minute lifting thing, you might burn like 3, 5,400. I burned 668 on these kids. 668 calories of megawatts or whatever the fuck they are, fucking fat molecules exploding in my body to just defeat these children. Again, wasn't even about them. I'm battling fucking time death. My body failing. I could feel like my ankles like, oh, fuck, like everything hurts the whole time. And I beat these kids and, um, and I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I went and got my ball. And I was like, thanks for playing guys. And I was like, oh, man, uh, I'm turning 40 this year, guys. And they just both looked at me like, oh, whoa, that's cool. And I was like, yeah, they're like, wow, man, that was a, you played pretty good. And I was like, thanks, guys. Well, I'll see you up here again. And, uh, I don't know why. I just like told these children. I was 40. It was a very, it reminds me of the time when me and my cousins sold lemonade at the bottom of our, we had a shared driveway. And, uh, we, like a mailman pulled over, bought lemonade office and just told us his like life story, all these troubles. Now, I'm like, yeah, I get it, man. Something about it, man. You just want to like, I don't know. It's, it's a shame. You get such a bad rap for hanging out with kids because honestly, if I, and again, it's like, I'm not like that. Like I get that funny stuff, but like, I don't know, man, I wouldn't mind chilling with kids if I'm being honest. Like I, I feel weird around adults. I do. If I'm like at a party with adults, it's like, yeah, I don't know. But if like, dude, if you could just drop me at like, you know, like a 12 year olds, I don't know, 12 year olds birthday party. I would for real vibe so hard with like 12, 14, 17 year old kids and just like, you know, play, flag football, do a slip and slide. You know, if we got a wrestle, whatever, I would wrestle them on my knees to be fair. But like, I don't know. I, I, like, no pito on me. I'm just like, it's so, it was so fun. Just fucking balling out with these kids yesterday. And you know, I, I hope I see him again on the court. I hope I ignited a little fire in their bellies because I mean, dude, if I was, if I was a high school senior and some 40 year old was giving me the motherfucking business and I, I, I'll be honest, I could have been a lot more physical, but I let him taste it every now and again. I would drive and be like, okay, you want to get how you fucking like that. But I did my best not to just try to like physically overpower because that's, you know, it's kind of coward shit. I'm not sitting here tooting my own horn, but I'm stronger than a couple of kids. But like, they did try to hold me down from jumping and I lep through the air with them holding onto me. And I'll never forget that. That was so nice, dude, just to go home. Oh, that was a nice feeling. But guys, let's check out one of these fucking clips. What do you say? Best of 2025. I didn't know you got, you were a drunk. We're on the plane again. You know, I, scuba diver. Just, you know, they sit on the boat and fall backwards. Yeah. Do you know why they do that? Look cool. Now, because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat. Come on, guys. Classic highlight reel 2025. Joe, world, climate. Joe, road highlight reel 2025. Just run that back 25 times. Yep. That's what we'll do for the new year. Over and over for three hours. You fall asleep to it. But you're gonna laugh every time. You're gonna try sleeping. All right, guys, then we're back. Big year 2025. What else we had? We talked about some of the geopolitical stuff. Also, the comedy world, bit of a hotbed, a bit of a lot of turmoil going around the comedy world. A lot of a lot of comedian infighting, which I'll say one thing I'm grateful for in 2025 is to not have gotten caught up in any of that kind of turmoil and kind of just like this guy, that guy, it's like, man, I feel like a younger me could have, you know, because you see that. That stuff gets a lot of attention. And unfortunately, you know, I am in the business of fucking eyeball flickers myself and it's, it's tempting to be like, you know, who I fucking hate and, you know, and all that stuff. But a lot of that stuff going on, man, it's been a, there's like comedian verse comedian. There's YouTuber verse comedian. There's comedian verse YouTuber. And it's like this endless swirl of just kind of negativity that we can't fucking keep our eyes off. And I've said it before, cat Williams, crap. I mean, he's, you know, obviously this is older than him. It predates cat Williams. I probably say I'm comedy itself. But like, he blew the lid off the jar when he, he's fucking spilled the tea. It was a, it was a, that was at 2024, 2025. I don't know, let's, I'm going to put that in 2020 in the 2025 bucket because that couldn't have been more than a year ago. That seems like that was so 2025. That is not so 2024. But I think, man, we might have even like started the year. That might have been like the, dude, that we started 2025 because it was the Will Smith slap. That was so, that was 2024. The thing that finally stopped that was the cat Williams tea that set the tone for 2025. And dude, I don't think we've ever recovered that got 30 zillion views on the Shadden Sharp podcast, which, you know, kind of launched his podcast. And then Shadden Sharp had a bit of a strange year as well. A lot of sexual stuff. And I think he's, that's crazy. It's crazy to get so much pussy that Disney's like, dude, we got to cut ties. That's way too much pussy. We're fucking here. Killing it right now. He got so much pussy that Disney was like, he's getting so much pussy that he's like hitting his phone. You know, when you fake call somebody, or you accidentally pocket dial, yeah, it's just usually you just like walking through the grocery store, like fumbling your keys in your pocket. Shadden Sharp is getting so much pussy that when his phone bumps to like call somebody or go live, which was suspicious. It's just him digging out a lady, you mean like, oh god, they were oh, Shadden Sharp got so much pussy in 2025. The Disney dropped him. And I think he's fine. But my whole point was cat Williams on the podcast, blue lit off it. And I don't I don't know if it was that or what. But there I did start to see that show. I saw people come on that show trying to get their cat Williams moment where people are trying to like, you know, give this sensational take and like this guy, that guy, blah, blah, blah. And no one ever, you know, he was lightning in a bottle. No one ever recaptured the cat fucking crack off on the tee. But then I noticed, you know, there was a lot of other little comedian beefs and, you know, this and that and a lot of people just like, even when I meet people who don't don't do comedy, they're always asking me like, you know, what's this guy like? And who's your favorite? Who don't you like? Oh, blah, blah, blah. And I got to say, man, like, I do find it unfortunate that there is this fascination with comedians as like, like any sense, like there are this guy's a piece of shit because they did this. This guy's like the best because it's like dude, comedians for real are they're just like, I don't know. They're like fucking mostly myself included. They're just like theater dorks. They're like a strain of theater dork that it's like, yeah, you didn't go full theater dork and do like musicals, but that's in you. That's your thing. And it's just like, whatever that is has gotten mutated to where now you do stand up instead of like musicals, but it's like you're kind of the same guy as like a musical theater dork. You just, you know, you where I let other jack and smoke and stay up late and you're like, I'm a fucking comic. You'd never understand my life, but you're a theater dork, man. And I just so funny to have all this attention trying to dissect comedians and be like, this is what they're really thinking this. It's like in 2025, I get it, but for 2026, it's like, dude, he is for real. You have to look at every comedian like, this is what it's like when people like comment and want to be like, this guy said this and they're a fucking hypocrite and all no longer support. Look, man, I hate to break it to you, but it's like, it'd be like if you watch the special Olympics and you're like, what the hell that guy's not even, it's like, yeah, dude, they're retarded. Just let them swim, all right? Just fucking let them swim. High five of them. And if you don't like it, just turn it off. You don't watch the special Olympics and be like, what the fuck, man, this guy's not even, that's not how you do the backstroke. Yeah, dude, his fucking is missing a leg, do you all right? This guy's not all there. Let him do his thing. If you don't like it, tune it out. But it's like, you're, you're barking up a fucking burnt down tree, man. You're not going to get anywhere by tracking them thoughts and opinions of comedian. They flitter and fly around. You're, this is a guy panicking saying whatever it is that I'll just get him through another hour of the week or the show or whatever so he can sell fucking digital picture frames. Don't look into it that much. That's all I'm saying. It's like watching the fucking special Olympics or, you know, the WNBA. Let's fire up a clip, guys. Go to it. Like, comment, and subscribe. This episode is brought to you by PricePix. 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Friday, I sort of got Friday, it was like, it was called pointed wool military cap. That was your Friday. I sort of got it. Look it up. What they did was, it was this five-day work week. The idea was for the machines to never stop. They're like, hey man, if we want to make this dream come true, we can't be all taking off on Saturday and Sunday and having the machine stop. We got to keep the industrialization or whatever, just fucking plugging along. They purposely gave wives and husbands and brothers and sisters and families different days off. If you're day off, you didn't have a weekend, you just work all the time. It was never ending shift work. Then let's say on loaf of bread day, you were given off, but your wife was off on woolen military cap day. For a couple of years, everyone just lived this weird existence where the calendar was perfectly stripped from any religious connotation. They didn't want Sunday because that Sunday technically was about God and resting and that put something above the state. They took all that stuff away for a couple of years. No one got to really even see each other. All the holidays were stripped out. They would give you a day off for the day of fucking the day landing was, well, I don't know some bullshit, but he might have came later. I don't even know. My whole point is they had this thing where they tried to genuinely replace a calendar for several years and it's just everyone is fucking miserable. No one could see anybody. You would have off and no one else you really knew would have off. You would just sit there, you're just sit by yourself alone on your day off and eventually what happened was the machines from never getting to stop basically and cooled down. The machines all started to falter and break and eventually the machines started getting fucked up so the Soviet government was like, all right, guys, we're going to let you see your loved ones again and they allowed people to start seeing each other and then it was kind of fake as hell. They're like, we see you, we heard you, but it was just the machines collapsed. That's so sad that they pretty much dehumanized their population just to have the machines never stop producing crap, which is funny because I thought communism was more about chilling, just like kicking up, kicking with the homies and no, it was just all about the machines and the machines collapsed and then they got to go back to the standard Gregorian calendar. So I don't know, pretty chill, I guess, but then the whole fucking society collapsed after that, shortly after and I don't know, now Russia's just fucking Russian fighting, I guess, I guess from Russia, I don't think they had a good year at all. A lot of people died. So, million, they say, million fucking people, geez, Louise. That would piss me off if I was Russian, like that wasn't even true. Someone was just talking mess being like, you know, like a million guys died in Russia and I'd be like, no, we fucking didn't. Probably it, you think it's a million? I'm one of the impression that Russia's winning the war, but look, let's not get bogged down in 2025 conflicts, guys. I just thought that was cool. The idea of just like trying to as a government up and time itself to be like, we're in charge of how you view time and it's like, what a fucking crazy thing to do. It's just so crazy to get that into politics. I was recently made a nice little game night, you know, me, my wife, some other couples and someone there found out that I had never voted before ever until like my wife dragged me to do it this year. And they were like, they had a pretty serious like, that's like fucked up. You've never voted. It's like, look, if you want a vote, fucking vote, but like this whole idea that like, you can somehow embed politics into like your identity and the core of your being, I don't know, dude. It's like, it's fucking weird. Just don't just fucking don't do it. The whole point of the government is to make sure there's like food and roads so you can go and do the stuff you need to do to get food. Being into that, it's like being fucking stoked on the DMV. That's the government. It's the fucking DMV. It's the capital. And it's just like all of the weird human beings were like, I represent that. And it's like, okay, dude, like cool. Go do that. I'm glad you do that. But all these people thinking they can like wrap themselves up in like any political identity left and right. It's like, oh, man, I hope that stuff falls by the wayside soon because it is fucking so unbelievably lame to just get into that. I don't know. People ask, you never voted. It's like, yeah, because I've never every single president I've seen. I've been like, this person's a freak. You know, and it's like, I guess I'm kind of a freak, but not like that, man. If I was if I was president, I don't know. I would go classic like school president style soda machines everywhere. That's probably why we're in debt. We're in debt. I don't know. What's the debt? Like 90 trillion dollars. It just keeps growing and growing. The first thing I would do as president is say, hey, guys, we've been in debt long enough. Let's cancel the debt. They could do that. I think they could do that. And they don't. So it's like, I'm not voting for anyone until they say, hey, guys, you know that 90 trillion dollars were in debt. Let's just say fuck it. I'm the government. The debt is to the continent. No, it's probably to other countries. Whatever. Just call the other countries and be like, dude, you really gonna fucking hold me to the fire on this, man. 90 trillion. Can we just forget about this? Can we just all chill? Please fucking so lame. 40 trillion? Yeah, 40 trillion dollars. The interest on that every year is kind of be there's no way. Once you're once you're in a loan setup for 40 trillion dollars, like what is that? If I'm guessing these people who own this debt are getting at least 3%. So let's let's do let's see if we ever can get out of this because I don't I honestly don't think we can. So here we go. So we have I don't even know if my character. I got to hold it sideways. These are big dog numbers here. Hold on. We're entering big dog numbers. 40, 1, 2, 3. Okay, 40,000, 1, 2, 3, 40 million, 1, 2, 3, 40 billy. Okay, I'm at 40 trillion dollars. Let's go times 0.03. Let's say we're doing 3% interest. Huh? Let's see. 3% interest equals. Okay, we the interest we're accruing on 40 trillion dollars of debt is 1.2 trillion dollars a year. We're never getting out of this. That they got this is embarrassing, dude. 1.2 trillion dollars and you're going to have a guy every four years be like, I'll tell you what, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy and I get shut the fuck up every year. We owe one the debt grows. If we just pay our payments, we pay the minimum, which we probably do 1.2 million more out 1.2 trillion more dollars. So next time someone's going to be like, well, you should vote. It's like, dude, get the debt down and then I'll fucking think about it. All right. Otherwise, one of my vote, it's a fucking bullshit puppet show unless we can get out of, I'm embarrassed every time I travel to another country. It's all I can think about. I just go, fuck, we're really in the hole for 40 trillion. Is that really that's 3%, 1.1.2 would be 3% of 40 trillion. Dude. How much? Cheers. And how? How does it, fuck, I've said forever, if you're in charge of running any enterprise and if you fell into, let's just say you're in a company and you fell into 1 billion dollars of debt. You would think people would start looking around and go, well, hold on a second here. We were 1 billion dollars in debt and no one's going to stop at, we were 40 trillion dollars in debt. Once we hit a trillion, you're telling me nobody in this highly capable, like, million person machine turned and went, hmm, we got to figure out how to get. And if they didn't, it tells me that debt is just a contrived thing that's totally meaningless anyway. Because you always hear that. You're like, well, you know, your grandkids are going to be, you know, the 350 million people with a 40 trillion dollars are great. Your end kids are going to, oh, 20,000,000 dollars. And they're, it's like, what the fuck? No, they're not. They're never going to, like, it makes absolutely zero sense to say that's going to stop us in any way, shape, or form unless it's like all, just our tax money go to paying the debt. I have no fucking clue. All I'm saying is when AI takes your job, right? Forget about the debt. At that point, you say, all right, like, AI taking your job, you know what I'm saying about today? And I don't know if this is like a good thing or not. It's sad. It's scary. It's kind of like, what am I going to do with myself? But then maybe, you know, I'm bright siding, obviously, the cotton gin kind of freed the slaves. It wasn't like the bleeding hearts of people is that we came up with the machine. That kind of we're like, okay, we don't need all these slaves. AI could be the cotton gin of fat front office workers. That's all I'm saying. How nice with that. Happy. How nice with that. Be I don't know whatever. Anyway, guys, um, yeah, I think that's yeah, let's do the final clip and guys. This is a good one. Check this out. I didn't know you got you were a drunk. We're on the plane again. You know why scuba diver is you know, they sit on the boat and fall backwards. Yeah. Do you know why they do that? Look cool. Now, because if they fell for it, they would land in the boat. Come on, guys. Classic highlight reel 25. Joe, world, climate. Joe, grab highlight reel 20, 25. Just run that back 25 times. Yep. That's what we'll do for the new year. New year's over and over for three hours. You fall asleep to it. But you're going to laugh every time. You're going to try sleeping. You guys, 20, 25 is amazing. We recapped it. We had a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun. Everyone had a lot of fun. And we also cried. 2025. We cried. We grew. You know, um, in 2026, you know, my goal is to really become more social. I'm going to get out there. You know, and here's the thing, like being more social, it's not about just going to parties and getting fucked up. It's about genuinely getting to know other people and betting themselves, betting yourself into their lives in a real way, um, which I plan to do. I just, my problem with that is I'm just really only interested in my own life. So that's a, an obstacle I'm trying to overcome just because when I talk to people, I don't even think I hear them. They talk to me and I'm just going like, dude, fuck. I got to drop like 10 pounds and get shredded. I don't hear anything anyone says to me ever every time someone talks to me, I can do like 30 seconds of another person talking to me before I'm like, dude, if I get my bench to fucking 280 and I get my squat to fucking 350, I'll be at the thousand pound club. Guys, but let's let's end this on a nice, on a nice note. Uh, enough about that. Um, you know, it's the new year. It's one of those things where we start thinking about time. A year has passed and we start going, what's going to happen in the next year? Uh, St. Augustine or St. Augustine, he says name. He has a famous quote on time. He wrote a whole essay on it. I'm going to read you guys a little selection on a, we're going to close this out big with a quote from St. Augustine on time. So here, here's the quote, what then is time? If no one asks me, I know. If I wish to explain it to one that ask it, I know not yet. Confidently, I say I know that if nothing passed away, there would be no past time. And if nothing were coming, there would be no future time. And if nothing were, there would be no present time, those two times then passed in future. How are they when the past is no more in the future is not yet asked for the present? If it were always present and never passed in the past time, it would not be time, but eternity. If then the present is time only because it passes into the past, how can we say that it is since the reason why it is will not be? In other words, can we truly say that time is only because it tends toward non-being? And yet we speak of quote a long time and a quote short time and we say this only of the past or future. We call 100 years ago, for example, a long time in the past and a 100 years hence, a long time in the future. But a short time in the past, we might call say 10 days ago and 10 days ago hence, a short time in the future. But in what sense is something long or short that does not exist? He's saying the future in past does not exist. For the past is not now and the future is not yet. We should not say of the past quote, it is long, but it was long and of the future, it will be long. Let's jump down here. Okay, behold the present time which alone can be which alone we found could be called long is narrowed to the space of scarcely one day. But let us discuss even this for not even one day is entirely present all the hours of night and day, 24 make it up. The first of them has the rest future, the last has the rest past and one in the middle has past hours before it, future after it. And that one hour passes in fleeting moments. Whatever of it has flown away as past what remains is future. If any portion of time be conceived which cannot now be divided into even the minutest particles of moments, this alone is what we call the present which yet flies so swiftly from future in the past that it cannot be extended by any delay for if it is extended it is divided in the past and future the present has no space. Where then is the time which we call long is the future? You do not say it is long for it is not yet. So as to be long we say it will be long when then will it be? For even then when it is still future it will not be long because what may be long is not yet but it will be long when from the future which is not yet it shall have begun to be and shall have become present so that then it can be something long but instead as we said before the present cries that it cannot be long. What then do I measure? Where is the short syllable by which I measure? Where the long which I measure both have sounded flown past away or no more and yet I measure and confidently answer in as much as the rule of measure as there is a rule of measurement that asks you the space of time the syllable is single that double and I could not do this unless they had passed and ended I measure not themselves therefore which are no more but something in my memory which remains fixed in the O my mind I measure times do not overwhelm me with noise do not overwhelm myself with the multitude of thy impressions in the I say measure times the impression which passing things make on the and which abides when they have passed that I measure as time present that is what I measure or perhaps I do not measure times but the impressions behold how my life is at extension and thine right hand half upholding me in my Lord the Son of mediator between thee the one and us the many who are in many ways distracted that through him I may apprehend in whom I have been apprehended and may be gathered together again from my old days following the one forgetting the things that are behind not extended but extended but to things which shall be and shall pass away but to those things which are before not extended but extended I pressed toward the prize of the high calling wow what a quote did you get that makes perfect sense guys have a great new year let's get it one more time fire back up I didn't know you got you were a drunk we're on the plane again you know why scuba divers you know they sit on the boat and fall backwards yeah do you know why they do that look cool now because if they fell for they would land in the boat wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow west come on guys classic highlight reel 25 mark that Joe grilled clip it Joe grub highlight reel 20 25 just run that back 25 times yep that's what we'll do for the new year that's over and over for three hours you fall asleep to it but you're gonna laugh every time you're gonna try sleeping you know watch new episodes of mat and shame secret podcast on Spotify do it