Full Show 4-7-26

No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. A person who is not generous cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the puja bhajjo on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire. Mojo. Let me take y'all back to the beginnings. All right, are you ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're at do-do-het. Here we go. And it's over. Hail to the champions. Hail to Michigan. For the first time in 37 years, the Wolverines win the national title. They did it. I'll be honest with you. It is very hard to get hype listening to that fight song when you're a Spartan fan. However, it was still very cool to see you in the morning. I'm not sure if you're going to like it, but I'm sure you're going to like it. I'm sure you're going to like it. It was still very cool to see them win last night. Yes, it was, man. If you fell asleep, if you're not on social media, if you don't have any friends or family that went to the University of Michigan and have no idea they did it. Woo! First time in a long time. This is the first time I'll ever say go blue. Yeah. It's one of those moments, man, no matter if you're a Michigan State fan, if you're Grand Valley, whatever your allegiance is, if you're in the state of Michigan, this is a moment where you can be happy and proud and say, you know, we did something great. So shut out to everybody out there, go blue. I think it was a really close opportunity for Michigan State and Michigan to play each other, which I think would have been really cool. And next year, the final four is going to be in Detroit. So that would be really cool if Michigan State played Michigan next year. Yeah. Talk to them in the universe. Yes, I am very happy. My bracket for our work tournament we did, I got like 80th place out of 80. Girl, I got sex. Wait, you got 80 out of... I got 80 out of 80. I was the last one. I don't know how it's super. Everyone in the office did have Michigan winning the bracket. And I got like 6th place on the bracket. I came in 6th. Tony Travado came in 5th. But I think I was the best out of... Who came in first? Someone I don't know. I don't think I did the official office bracket. I just did our show bracket. Nick Wise was third, I think. Yeah. So the work... I don't know how to calculate all of our brackets that we did on the show, but I know Mojo had Arizona. So one of you guys had Florida. So I knocked you guys out. Who the hell had Florida? I was probably me. I was probably me. But I was just going to say we all won. We all tied. Because we all had Michigan winning. No, we didn't have the work. We had the transcripts of the Mojo in the morning show. Our official... Who had NewCon in Final Four? I don't think anyone did. So as we all know, Mojo was repping Arizona. We're going to put that into trash. That doesn't work. This one doesn't have a name. Okaji Bee, she had Michigan in Michigan State. So you got partial right? Everybody had Michigan. Zac, you had Michigan in Florida. But you had Michigan winning it all. Shannon had Michigan winning it all. We had a lot of hearts and flowers. This is how girls like notebooks used to be in middle school. You said I had all these little elements on there. Anna had Michigan and I had Michigan. So we all had Michigan. Except for that big guy. I think... who did I not name off? Because someone that had Florida. No, no, no. Zac had Florida. Zac had Florida in his national championship. But... But I had Michigan winning. You did. Congratulations once again. Congratulations to all the Michigan Wolverines out there. We need to do a wellness check on the students that were sleeping outside overnight. Oh my God. In the face masks? Like skincare face masks? See what condition area. I don't know where my friend was at yesterday. But there was like a huge street party happening. I have no idea where that was at. But I was like I don't think anyone's here. No, he's not here. I don't know where this is. When people flip cars, is that just a football thing? Or is that... Well, I'm a sports. I was in question. I didn't really go to college. I went to Scraft. Shout out to the Ossolates. What is an Ossolates? It's like a house kitty. I know that state burns couches. But what does Michigan do? Do they do anything like that? They're boring. Bianca's calling out the Wolverine fans. We need some Wolverine fans to call in and rep your school. 844-MODJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 What is an Ossolates act? I don't know if I'm Googling the right description. But it's a swing. I don't know if you guys know. If you guys are the swingers, then you let me know. It's what I wish. It's basically a cat. It looks like a little leopard. It's like a cheetah. That's a cute little thing. If I went to somebody's house, a house came up to me. I was so afraid of cats that I would run so fast. I just don't know what people were doing last night. It was like 9 o'clock on a Monday. But I'm like, we have work. We got stuff to do. People are out at the bars. People are going crazy. Well, they cancel school. Like for Michigan? No, kids just don't show up. There's no cancel class. Kids just don't go. What did you just say before that? You don't know how people are partying on work nights? Yeah, especially for us, people that have to wake up early. So, if you're going to go to a bar, you're going to miss going out on a town. Yeah, on Friday nights. When I don't want to be up at 4 a.m. I will do that. But not for Michigan or basketball. If Michigan State was in it, would you be outside? If Michigan State was in it, I would be at East Lansing. I'd be like, bye, guys. Someone in this room I heard was out until 1 a.m. What are you talking about? You went to the Boys Like Girls show. Yes. It was a great time. I was watching the game and I was like, I'm going to go into sports at this concert because it was all elder emo people. Elder emo. Which I'm an elder emo too. Oh my God. That's what we call us. That's what we call us. Well, that just ruined my day. Do you fit that category? Yeah. I wanted to go to that show so bad. You don't tell me. It was a blast. But I didn't go to bed until like 1 30 last night. I don't know how you do it, Kev. I mean, and you don't seem fazed at all. It's like 5 30. That's my crash time to all be in the peruicious studio. Like kind of have snooze in and let it is like you all go to that. But Beacca, you're a bit of a matchmaker. If I'm not mistaken. You do go out sometimes and when you go out, you like to make sure your friends have a good time too. Yeah, actually. So I went out on Friday. Like I said, I like to go out on Fridays. I went to 10 roof me and Bryce were chilling there. And by the way, everyone asking 10 roof is 18 plus before 9 p.m. So me and Bryce were at a tin roof and we met a guy sitting at a table. We were talking with him for a little bit. I was getting to know him. Bryce was getting to know him and everything he was saying about himself, he was 25, 5'10. He was like a commercial pilot. He like makes really good money. He was saying, I was like, oh my gosh, Annie was in Nashville, which my best friend wants to move to Nashville so bad. I'm thinking this is like the perfect man for my best friend. I call my best friend, I FaceTime her and I say, Ashton, I think I have the best man for you. I was like, I think I found your future husband. So she's looking at him, they're talking on FaceTime and I reach over to his head. Or, you wear it. I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I was like what? I was over because he was wearing a hat, reached over to his hat and I jokingly made a joke saying, I just need to make sure you're not a hat fish. I just need to look see what you look like without a head on. I rip off his head by the way. I don't think I should be invading personal space like that. True. But the man was bald. Not even a stray of hair on his head. And my initial reaction was, I'm just screaming at him. You screamed? I screamed at his face. Oh my God. You can't do that. He's looking at me like. You embarrassed this man. I felt so bad and then my friend was like, oh no, no, no, no. Hung up the phone. I thought really bad, but I mean, sorry, she's not going to always see what he looks like with the head on. So I think it's fair to see what you look like with your head off. Ball guys are not monsters, Bianca. A lot of guys do. They are speaking from my previous dating history. Yes, they are. But I don't know. I think that was a little rude of me, but I also had to make sure. And then when I came home after the bar that night, my friend was like, why would you set me up with someone that's bald? And I was like, I didn't know he was bald at first, but all the other qualities were great. Bald? That is crazy. Is that a deal breaker? I think so, yes. No, because I definitely, there are guys that I think look really good without hair. There are guys though that are trying to not be bald and that's where it gets dicey to me of like, they're holding on to the wisps. Yeah, yeah. And it looks really, really terrible. Oh, yeah, I don't like that. But there are guys that rock bald heads. There were many guys in the past that I came across and I said, oh my gosh, he's so cute. Took off the hat, he was bald. And I was like, nope, not anymore. See I just don't, I don't like it when dudes do that comb over. Like you ever see it? Yeah. There's only like three strings. That's what I'm saying. The desperation to hold on to a few strands, it's like just get rid of it. I promise you. Turkey, you get the implants and you'll be good again. Yeah, it's like boneless wings. It's like bro. You know who's a hatfish? I don't want to be rude, which he looks great bald is Mike. I didn't know. Oh my God, Mike. What do you see? But Mike, but Mike is a good looking bald guy. Yes, yes he is. But the guy that the bar was not. His head, his head like, flowed over. Oh my God. What if your man went bald? Like you could be with him now. So Bryce's dad is bald. I saw that. That's what I'm saying. I told Bryce, please don't go bald or. It doesn't work like that. You can't, you can't just say please don't. Bryce got about a good five, six years in him and then it's over. Well, no, Bryce is good at a hair. So I don't think there's. I'm sure they all started with good hair. It can come out real fast. Okay. Well, it can come out. They can have big, luscious, thick hair and it can come out real fast. Yeah. Well, I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know. If anything will go to Turkey, we'll get hair implants for him. How much money that is? Well, he'll be bald by then. Hopefully it's a sports agent by then. Sports agent. Let's talk to Wendy real quick. Speaking of sports, Wendy, you're a Michigan fan, right? Oh hell yeah. How you feeling, Wendy? After the nanny. That's amazing. Go blue all the way. Hey, Kevin, just wanted to let you know, like Michigan fans, you asked how we celebrate. Yeah. We don't destroy property. We don't flip cars. We don't burn couches because we're too classy for that. That's a brand new thing. Oh, so what do you guys do? You classy, exquisite, pinky up Michigan friends. We rally in the streets. We like vibe off each other, celebrate, but we don't destroy property. Sounds boring. That's too crazy. Well, congratulations, Wendy. We don't wake up in jail. Oh, OK. That's fired. That's fired. Not doing something right. Congratulations, Wendy. Go blue. Go blue for the one time. It's mojo in the mornings. Back in the day. We give you clues. You tell us the year. We give you cool prizes. Back in the day, three clues like deep voice guy said, cool prizes. The prize for these. Back in the day, three clues. Back in the day clues are Charlie poof tickets. What year did it happen? This is the year Elon Musk bought Twitter. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO acquired the social media company for roughly $44 billion. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. I didn't write this next clue, so let's play it. Oh, OK. See what happens. I make the decision. Oh, this is the year Severance. Yeah. Apple TV series Severance debut. And if you ever do anything to my fingers. Great show. I know that I will keep you alive long enough to horribly regret that. And Justin Bieber. Big song. Ghost. Love. Good song. Anytime I hear Bieber, I think of Lydia. So special dedication. 844 mojo live. 844-665-6548. What year did it happen? Poof tickets. You talking big game in the car. Tell us how smart you are. Tell us the year the stuff happened. 844 mojo live. 844-665-6548. It's mojo in the mornings. Back in the day. What year was this? Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO acquired the social media company for roughly $44 billion. Severance was the big show. I make the decisions. You do not. And if you ever do anything to my fingers. Know that I will keep you alive long enough to horribly regret that. And Justin Bieber had the big song with Ghost. This is a good song. Yeah. Alright, let's get to our winner from Mount Clemens. We got Christina on the line. Good morning, Christina. Good morning. How you doing? Good. How are you guys? We're doing amazing. What year did all that crap happen? 2022. You got it, Christina. Woo! Thank you. What was the clue that gave it away? Oh, Elon Musk buying Twitter. Everybody boycotted it. Man, $44 billion. Crazy mess. Just to be able to drop that and not blink. I don't even have a dollar. Congratulations, Christina. You got a pair of tickets to see Charlie Puth at the Fox Theater May 19th. The show is coming up next month. Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.com. But you're going. You got anybody that comes to mind that you're going to take? My husband, but that's actually my birthday is May 19th. So I'm so excited. Wow, happy birthday to you. Maybe Charlie Puth will see your birthday song. That'll be cool. Oh, that would be awesome. We'll just call back and we'll do it. It doesn't sound like Charlie Puth, but you know, we'll try our best. I'll be there too. All right, Christina, congrats again. Hang on a laugh for us. Congratulations. Thank you. It is that time. Mojo's secret sound. We're looking for the 95th caller. Again, this is all brought to you by our friends at DFCU, the number one credit union in our hearts. $13,000 on the line. Again, 95th caller, 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. And after the dirty, we're going to play 5 and 655, but we need contestants. So if you want to play text, I want to play to 955-00. Okay, text, I want to play 955-00. Standard data and message rates do apply. So good luck on that. You want to play the secret sound really quick? Why not? Yeah, let's do it. Just one time? Yeah. You know what? Two times. Oh, wow. That wasn't ready. That wasn't ready. Yeah. Okay. All right, 95th caller. Mojo and the morning's dirty on the 30. Dirty. First dirty of the day, Shannon, what we starting with? Okay, well, the search for Nancy Guthrie took another very strange turn yesterday. After some new ransom notes were sent to TMZ. Savannah, back at work on the Today Show as well yesterday. These signs are so beautiful. You guys have been so beautiful. I've received so many letters, so much kindness to me and my whole family. We feel it. We feel your prayers. So thank you so much. So here's the story with this. The same mystery sender behind the earlier messages, the earlier ransom notes from a couple of weeks ago, a couple of months ago now, God, sent conflicting claims to TMZ. Okay. One saying that Nancy is dead and offering up the location of her body. Another claiming sees a lie. It was recently seen alive in Mexico. Whoa. So very strange. This sender is now demanding Bitcoin in exchange for more information. TMZ did hand everything over to the FBI. Investigators are treating these messages cautiously, but this is kind of like the most recent new thing that we've heard about in this case. Reality star Taylor Frankie Paul is stepping away from the Mormon church and she says it is time to move on. The secret lives of Mormon wives star revealed on Easter that she is distancing herself from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints saying she still respects the faith. She just no longer feels aligned with it with everything that's going on. She still believes in God and Christianity, but she wants to grow, do some growing spiritually outside of the church. And again, she's dealing with all of the fallout from that domestic violence scandal involving her ex Dakota Mortensen, which led to investigations, her canceled season of The Bachelorette, and production of Mormon wives being paused. I got a theory. Maybe not a theory, but a prediction. Okay. We're going to get a new show, Life After Mormon. Oh, that sounds great. That's how she spends this thing and gets back on television because she ruined a bachelor thing. She's leaving Mormon wives. She's already, you know, squeezed the juice out of that. Now on this new journey, we're going to see Taylor life after Mormon. That's a solid prediction. She'll see you on nine. Yeah. Lil Nas X could have his criminal case dropped, but only if he sticks to treatment and stays out of trouble. And this all goes back to that incident from last year where he was arrested after acting erratically. Remember, he was like walking through the streets of LA naked. It was kind of a sad story. I mean, clearly there was something mentally going on, something with his mental health going on. Got into a confrontation with police that night. It was just bad news. Well, a judge agreed to put him in a mental health diversion program for two years. And if he follows the rules, keeps up with treatment and stays out of legal trouble, all of his charges will be dismissed. Which is exactly what his lawyers have been pushing for. That's fun. And lastly, Post Malone is teasing a massive new project. And when I say massive, I really mean that it could be one of the biggest albums of his career. He revealed on Instagram a new project titled The Eternal Buzz is coming soon. Didn't get any details on a drop date or anything like that. But there's a blank track list that he posted a photo of and it hints, excuse me, at 40 brand new songs. So like two different discs. I don't know if you say discs anymore, but if it happens, it would make it one of the largest albums in recent years. Even long track lists have become more common, but 40 new songs is huge. The project would follow his 2024 country album F1 Trillion. Fans are still trying to guess though, is it going to be the country sound that we've been hearing? Is he going to return to hip hop or is he going to mix both styles? I don't know. We just know that new music from Post is on the way. I think both. One disc maybe country. Oh yeah, maybe that's why we are getting to yeah. Hey, if you miss anything from today, so go back and catch up on the podcast on that free I heart video app. Celebrity turned directly from the source this morning's dirty on the 30. Don't shake your hand and you know what time it is. I keep doing this. You know, you got four more times and today. It's time for mojo secret. And here's your host. It is my favorite part of this entire thing. Thank you so much, Anna. Yes, it's Mojo secret. So brought to you by DFC you. I'm still warms my soul so much. We got $13,000 on the line and we got our 95th caller from Detroit. Toya, what up? Good morning. How are you? I'm fine. How you doing? We are doing amazing. Toya we have been listening to this secret sound for over two weeks. We've gone from 5000 to 7000. I was sitting at $13,000. Have you been listening since week one? Yeah. I think so. You think you know it? I think so. Any of the guesses we've heard over the course of these two-ish weeks a little bit more, have anybody guessed your original guess and did you have to change it or has this been your guess since the first time you heard it? I changed it. I think it was the blender. So you had the blender? But that's not my answer. But my answer, do you want my answer now? Wait a second. We want to hear that sound one more time. Just to lock it in. Here we go. All right. Now we want to know your guess, Toya. What is Mojo's secret sound? Is it shuffling cards? Shuffling cards. Did I hear you right? Yeah. Okay. Like a deck of cards. Shuffling cards. Okay. That's a good guess. But Toya, I'm so sorry. You are wrong. Oh, Toya. Toya been playing spades. It's a guess we haven't had. And I really appreciate that. Agreed. Yeah. And that wasn't a bad guess at all, Toya. I could hear that. I could hear that. But like Lydia said, not the right guess. So 13,000 is still up for grabs. 95th caller will try again at 730. So listen up, okay? All right. Thank you. All right. Thanks for playing. Mojo in the mornings. $13,000 secret sound is on the air now. You got Mojo's secret sound. It's when we pay you for your ears and that big overcaffeinated brain you have. Guess the sound. We pay you the cash. It's not rocket science. It's Mojo. Get in. It's 30, 730, 830, and 930 with that big fat brain on Mojo in the morning. Thanks to DFCU Financial. We couldn't do this promotion without DFCU Financial. So we're asking you the next time you need a checking account, savings account, your kids accounts are alone. Get up DFCU Financial and show them the Mojo love. It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning. It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is 655. Five and 655. Young five and 655. Go now. Well, guys, I actually messed up and we're playing a little, we're not playing a little early. We're going to play a song really quick. Okay. I was taken off guard there. Yeah, my fault. My fault, guys. What do you want to hear? So I'm going to give you three songs. Oh, yeah, Zach. Let's do this. And then I love this. Yes. Come on, Zach. I'm going to pivot. It's not going to be as clean, but here's the first song. All right. Easy. Easy. No Mars. Or the second song is going to be. My Chris Brown Leon Thomas. Okay. Or the next song or, or we can, we can do a fourth option too. The next song, the next song will be. Starboy by the weekend. Okay. All right. So option a Bruno Mars, grenade. Yep. Option B mutt Leon Thomas, Chris Brown or C star boy. Correct. Okay. I'll go first. Okay. I'm going with option C weekend star boy. I like it. Okay. I'm going a grenade with Bruno. All right. I'm going C. I don't like this. All right. We got two. Two for Bruno. One for good name. Lydia, what's your pick? I'm going to have to do star boys. Sorry. Okay. So that's two for star boys. Yeah. We can tie it up. That's three three for star boys. We can tie it up though with you and, and beyond. Yeah, I'm going grenade. Okay. So you started this whole thing. Oh boy. All right. Looks like we're playing star boy. We do happen half. No. We're not doing half and half. Detroit WS and X. Grand Rapids. WVPS. And I heard radio station. Guaranteed. Real stories. Real laughs. Real. Dull. No Joe in the morning. Live. So one of the things that we do is we do podcasts that are after the show podcast. I know Chelsea and I have one. Mike also does one too. This year the girls on the show are going to put one together. I think even the guys on the show might even, you know, talk about it. Of course. Put one together one. Yeah. So we might, we might just just just to say, yeah, we weren't invited. So whatever. But Chelsea and I do this podcast called the we don't podcast. It's been a very therapeutic thing for us. I say this all the time that I'm blown away that people want to hear another couples, you know, either bad moments or great moments, you know, but it is interesting. We all kind of watch reality television and this is podcasting. Basically it's like reality television on the latest episode of the we don't podcast. And I've been getting a lot of people that have been commenting on it. There have been some things that we talked about. One is Chelsea's health and how she's doing, but also talked about what's coming out. Up in our family this next year, our family is going to be experiencing a wedding. My baby son, not my baby son, Luke, my baby Joe, the kid that made me a dad is getting married this year and those that I know, isn't that cool? Isn't that crazy to say this year now? It's weird because Joe and Alyssa have been kicking it down the road of some time and they're getting married in December of this year. So they're waiting till the end of the year and something came up on the podcast that I want to bring up. Chelsea told me in the podcast and you can go listen to it. It's the latest episode called we're back. She told me that I need to stop calling Alyssa, Joe's fiance, my daughter because she said she had a couple of reasons and I'll explain those in a second. And I want listeners to give me their perspective on this because with the podcast, I just get Chelsea's perspective. I don't get to hear what the listeners think on this. So she says that by me saying we're getting a daughter this year that it's being disrespectful to Alyssa's parents because we are not calling her daughter. She's not our daughter. She's our daughter in law. And I said, well, wait a second. I don't have a daughter. I've got three sons and I always thought that the only way I could get a daughter is by marrying them off. And she goes, yeah, but you're being disrespectful to like her dad and to her mom by saying that this is now your daughter because it really isn't your daughter. And then I sat there and I thought to myself, I'm like, oh, she might have a point on this one because I would kind of be a little territorial. And then I saw that all of a sudden Alyssa's mom starts calling Joe her son because Joe has one mother and that is Chelsea and one father and that is me. But then I started realizing I'm like, oh, screw them. And then she brought up a second point. You can hear it in the podcast. And the second point was that don't you think it's weird that our son is marrying our daughter? That's incestuous. You know what I mean? Which made it then go, all right, now you're being silly, but it's still kind of wild. And then I started thinking about my in-laws, Joe and Mary. And I called Joe and Mary, Joe and Mary. Okay. Yeah. Yes, they are the parents of Christ. Joe and Mary. Was Joe named after Joe? He was. Chelsea's dad was, yeah. But I called Joe, Joe and I called Mary, Mary. And then I thought I started thinking, you know who I think is weird on a totally different note? The couples that call their in-laws Mr. and Mrs. Johnson or whatever their last name. Oh, I have a friend who's required to call her in-laws Mr. and Mrs. Required. Wow. Those don't sound like in-laws I want. Yeah. What do you think about that? I think it's so weird. She thinks it's weird. It's weird. I hate when my friends, kids that are Joe's age, Joe's, you know, 30 years old, just turned 30 years old. I hate when his friends will call me Mr. Carballo. I'm like, no, I guess you're 30 years old. I don't want a 30-year-old calling me that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, and maybe when you're a little kid and you call me it, but I don't like that. Like, Joe's got a friend Jackie that just reached out to me and she's like, how are you doing, Mr. and Mrs. and I'm like, what are you doing? I'm in Chelsea, you know. Thoughts on this one. What do you think about that? I think it's weird. Don't call me daughter. No one did anything about the Chelsea thing. Oh, I was just going to say that my sister calls her husband's parents, mom and dad, and she'll be talking to me and she'll say, mom and dad, and I'm thinking about my mom and dad. And then I'm confused because it's not my mom and dad. It's his mom and dad, so I don't like it. You know it's funny, Anna. I never called Joe and Mary mom and dad because I always felt while I didn't have a mother, I had a father and I think my dad would have been really hurt by that. Yeah. You know, I think that that would have been something that would have not sat well with him. But also I could see it as like, don't you feel like it's a nice thing that if this was Joe, Alyssa's parents love him as much as a son to the point where they would consider him a son or call him a son or treat him like a son. I feel like that could be a nice sentiment. Yeah. It's like your intention is so well, it's very well intentioned that you refer to her like she's going to be our daughter. But I totally get the other feelings of like if I were Alyssa's mom. Like I get this with step kids and my kids and step parents. It's there's a very similar conversation. Do they call us step mom? Do you know what I mean? So I get it from the intention is really great. Like I love when Wes calls Lucy and Smith, his daughter and his son, which he really doesn't do a lot of time. Like he thinks of them like that. But he, but then I'm like, oh, that's really sweet that he thinks of Lucy as his daughter, for example. But I'm like, if Lucy's step mom was saying this is my daughter, I'd be like, it's my daughter. Do you know what I mean? Like I'm very territorial. So I see all sides of this, that the intention is so good, but there's somebody's feelings that may be slightly affected or very much affected with your good intentions. Is that just a conversation though? I with everybody. Yeah, because initially without having all of this thought, I was when you first said I was like, it's not that deep. Like to have like an issue over like it's really not that serious. But I could see where it could become that serious. And if it is at that point, just have a conversation with people and figure out where they land on it. Courtney, what's up? Hi, how are you guys? Good. What are your thoughts? I love when you said I'm gaining a daughter. Like I feel like that's just welcoming her to the family and open arms. We love you. We accept you. My brother getting married in September. And I very much say now my sister, not my sister in law, I feel like I'm gaining another sister into our family. Yeah, that's how I felt. And then when I started realizing it could offend somebody, then I started going, okay, yeah, maybe it's not good. And I think Kevin's right. I think that maybe it is a conversation. Although I don't think Chelsea even thinks it's a conversation. And Chelsea thinks I still don't know if I would necessarily want some other person calling my son their son. Leslie, what's going on? So I gained a daughter myself. I have two boys and I always wanted a daughter and my son married the most amazing woman. And so I love her so much. And so I call her my daughter in love and not my daughter in law. And that's what she is. I choose to love her. It's not by law. It's by love. Wow, that's actually my daughter in love. I like it. That's my daughter in love. And then my mother-in-law, when my mom was on her transition bed, getting ready to pass away, she took my hand and put it in my mother-in-law's hand and she said, I'm giving you my daughter. And from that day on, I called her my mom. Oh my God. Wow. Have you, Mojo, have you and Chelsea had the discussion with Jo and Alyssa about what you guys want to be referred to as? Like with her? No, we've never gotten to that point. We're still trying to figure out what we're paying for at the wedding and what we're not saying. I'll be honest with you, but no, we have not had that conversation, but it would be an interesting conversation. You are dead. And you wore bucks. Yeah, right. No. Alyssa, wait, this is not my future daughter-in-law, is it? No, not, no. What's going on? So, so my parents, whenever they send my husband a card, whether it's for a birthday or Christmas, like even when they wrap his Christmas presents, they sign it. Well, my mom signs it. Mom and dad, they say love mom and dad. That for me is very weird. And I don't know why it's not even like a territorial thing like, oh, you're my mom and dad. It just seems weird. Yeah, I get that. I don't know why. And I don't know why, but I, from this side, I don't feel like it's weird that you call your future daughter-in-law daughter, but I don't know. So I guess I don't really know why it makes me feel weird, but it does. I guess I've never seen it in writing. Like, you know what I mean? Like that is one thing to say it, but then when you see it in writing, that does come across kind of weird. What's up, Christy? Hi. Hey, how are you guys doing today? How are you doing? Good. What's going on? What did you want to say? Good. Yes. So I actually, I had lost my mom when I was six. So kind of like, you Mojo kind of grew up without a mom. So when I married my husband, I absolutely loved the fact that my mother and father-in-law called me their daughter because I, while I still had a dad, I didn't have a mom growing up for most of my life. So I thought it was super cool that they just embraced me as their daughter. They did have a daughter. I have a sister-in-law, but I thought it was just super cool. I wonder how she felt about that. How do you think she felt about that? Actually, you know what she calls me sis. Does she? Okay. Yeah. So she was actually very fine with that. And it took me a long time once I got married to get comfortable calling them mom and dad. So it took me a little while to do that. But I think it's, you know, it made me feel like I was part of their family. And I think that's the thing. The feeling like you're part of, I felt like I was part of Chelsea's family. Not the moment that I met her because her dad did not like me at all. Because I mean, would you like a radio DJ dating your daughter? But when we got engaged and as we got married, they made me feel like I was part of their family because they took me in and treated me exactly the way they treated Chelsea's brothers and treated Chelsea. You know, did they want to? The big part of it though is making, you know, you feel like you're part of the family. You're spending family vacations with them and holidays. And you know, you want to be felt like you're included and you are part of the family. So I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But you know, everyone has their own opinion. Yeah. Kev, you said did they want to? Yeah. I think honestly, I think that Chelsea's mom was welcoming of me right away. Chelsea's dad wasn't like he was, he was not. I mean, you had to win him over. Yeah. And I think I honestly, this is going to sound really wild. I think it took me 10 years of marriage to win that guy over. I don't think it's all weird actually. I gave him grandkids and then I think that he saw me become a better person when I became a dad. And then I think there was parts of him that literally would listen to our show and go, What the hell is this guy? You know, and I think you go through traumatic situations in your marriage and you go and you stick through and kind of fight for things. And then all of a sudden you go through things with your kids when you're raising your kids. And I think that's kind of the thing that made him more appreciative of me as a person. And I think that's going to be the similar thing with our kids and their significant others. Because if Alyssa just came up right after the wedding and was like, I love you dad, it would be kind of strange. Like as much as it is a compliment to you and how she feels about you, it's just, I don't know, it's strange. And you know, here's the thing. There's also, there's a, I don't want to bring too much information, but I don't think Alyssa's dad and her are in a great place. And so I don't want to cause it to be even worse than it is, but also I don't want to be a replacement for what she's going through. To me, I would, if anything, I would just want to be Joe's dad who is, you know, shows her, you know, what kind of a father I can be to him and her, you know, potential, you know, kids that they bring into this world. So that's weird to say. You know what I think is even weirder than calling my son's future wife, my daughter, is when couples call each other mom and dad. Like if, if I called Chelsea, hey mom and she called me, hey dad, couples do that sometimes. I grew up with a couple like in our neighborhood that did that. Or mommy with a I. You know, that's okay though. Mommy's okay if they're like, you know, cute, you know, Hispanic couple. Little Latin love. Little Latin love. But if all of a sudden some white dude from Warren's like, hey mom, hey dad is like, what's going on? Like that. So. Tell me about how we cheated on you five times already and is doing it again. Another world famous war in the roses happens at 740 on Mojo in the Morning. It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning show. So something interesting happened to me yesterday at home. I needed some things fixed in my bathroom like my towel rack had fallen off or something like that. So I called my maintenance folks and hopefully they don't take this the wrong way because they be listening. Now this is not an issue, but it is something that, that happened to me that I thought was funny. And if you've had any crazy maintenance man situations, give us a call and let us know. 844-MOJO-LIVE-844-665-6548. So when my maintenance man comes in, we have a great relationship. If I see him in a hall or I see him walking down a little courtyard area, we'll speak to each other. We have great conversations. So he's not, you know, foreign to me. Comes to the door and immediately I'm like, you know, what's up? Greet him? I got a water for you. Mind taking off your shoes. Yeah. That's like the first thing I say. Yeah. Sometimes they'll come in and you can tell they want to do it. Sometimes you can tell they don't. Or sometimes they bring the little booty lover. I so appreciate that. And if they don't bring them, I have my own booties. So I offered him some booties. He's like, I don't think you got nothing to fit my feet. He's like, I wear a size 15. I'm like, I don't. These go up to a 12. I have nothing for you. He's like, I could take them off. I was like, even better. Let's do it. He takes off his shoes. He walks down to the bathrooms. That's where he's doing his work. And he like, he sits on the toilet. Cause like that's the way he starts to, I guess, do whatever he's got to do. So I go back to the kitchen, get his water and come back. And he's like, oh man, my bad. I got powder on my feet. I put powder in my shoes or on my socks. I look at the floor. It's like a ghost walk through. It's a trail of footprints of white powder all on my dark wood floors. And immediately you go, that's okay. It's fine. But in my mind, I'm like, what would have been more of a mess? Just walking the dirt and the shoes through or no, I got to sweep up the water. Also, that's sweat mixed with powder on your floor. That's why he's putting powder on his feet. Cause he's got sweaty smelly feet. I thought it was just like a precautionary way. I said, what, my shoes smell better. His feet smell bad. No, that's, yeah. That's what you do. You're buying that powder if they're an issue. Really? It's ghostly like that and same on your carpet. He's stinky. I didn't even think about that. Cause I remember when I was younger and well, I mean, maybe my sister did have like some stank feet. So we used to like put powder in her shoes and stuff like that. But not to the point where you can literally like see the marking. It was real bad for him. How do you, did he react to it? Like, did he notice that he was like, did he say I'll clean it up? No, he didn't offer to clean it up. Shitty ass. I don't know if you're leaving a mess in my apartment that you come into. I would like you to offer. And I probably would be like, no, don't worry. I'll sweep it up later for sure. Like you just tracked something through here. Yeah. Fixing your problem. How did it get, how did it get up? I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't even think I swiped it. Like I think I just still. It is powder though. So it's like, isn't it a good thing from his feet? And his shoes. That's a fact. Maybe I should have swept it up. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have maintenance issues? Well, I mean, you don't, you don't really, well, you don't live in an apartment, Shannon, so you don't have maintenance. No, but I've talked about, I have like people coming into my house all the time. I live in a really old house. So there's always something wrong. And right now I feel like when it rains, it pours like everything is falling apart in my house. So I talked recently about the plumber situation. We had plumbers in our house for like three, four months because Smith took a 40 minute shower and like. Rune the pipes and stealing cave in and it was like this whole big thing that turned out to be a blessing in disguise. But remember, I told you, I walked in on one of the plumbers with his pants down around his ankles and was pooping and that to me is like, I don't really love people pooping in my house. And they got a brine on toilet paper. I think I'd rather have powdery smelling feet and a poop. And a bathroom in there. Do you feel like they got a brine on toilet paper? No, no, no, no, no. No, I just wish that. They would hold it and go to the box. But I'm going to the street. What is it? Poopery? I don't. You gotta. I do. Fasten that. Because honestly, you want to know what that does to me? It smells like poopery and poop. No, you gotta spray it before you. I still don't think it does a ding thing. Do you spray an air? Do you spray it until you're supposed to spray it in the toilet before you go? I spray it there. I sprayed everywhere. Lauren, do you have poopery? I do have poopery. That's what I'm talking about. Lauren, do you, before we get to your story, do you spray in the toilet or how do you spray your poopery? In the toilet. Isn't that how you're supposed to do it? I don't know. I kind of know you are. I take the anti approach. We're spraying everywhere. I just learned it. Everything is hit. But what is your story, Lauren? So when I first moved out when I was 19, I was living in a house with three girls and the property owner lived two doors down from us. And one day we go into our bathroom and we see something in the bathtub turning on the door and we see something in the bathtub. Turns out it's a live bat. A bat? What? A bat. A live bat. What did you do? So we run the two doors down and we tell him, there's a bat in our bathroom. Can you help us? What do we do? He goes inside and gets a baseball bat in his bag. No. Wait, was it a live? I know. So he goes to our bathroom, closes the door, allows us to not have to see anything, but we heard it. We heard everything. He shut the door. I need to take care of the bat. I'll take care of this. Even though I don't want the bat in my house, I don't want to hear it. It's life being ended. Did he break anything? I'm assuming with a bat, like he didn't just hit the bat, you know, bat on background. Somehow he didn't break anything in our bathroom. I don't know. We didn't want that. And disposed of it. That's insane. Flushed it down the toilet. That is insane. Thanks, Lauren. AJ, what's up, my man? Good morning. Hey, how's it going, man? It's going great, man. What's up? Hey, so I'm a maintenance man, actually, out in Howell. And I took the spot of someone else that worked there. He was servicing more than just maintenance. Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. Serviced a mother and a daughter combo. What? How do you know about this? Uh, wait, say that again? Employee. Start over real quick, Jay. Your phone did something crazy. It's creepy, too. It's really creepy. Jay, Jay, Jay, real quick. Jay, slow down. Jay, I don't think Jay can hit it. Jay, slow down. You can't, we can't, we can't curse. But Shannon asked you a question. How did you hear about the mother-daughter combo? Oh, sorry about the swear. Oh, that's sick. It's crazy. No, how did you find out about it? Oh, through management into residence. Oh, okay. And it's been a case. Oh, everybody knew. Okay. So, uh-oh. Oh, yeah, everyone, the law and everything. Other than that, though, what's, uh, what'd you call about? Oh, no, also he was going in there and, uh, when they were sleeping and being really creepy, he actually went in there. Oh, my God. Oh, no. This man is crazy. He would go in when they were sleeping and do what? Just stare or... Oh, stare at him. He's touched a couple people. Oh, my... This man. This crazy stuff. Jay, you don't do anything like that, right? Oh, no. No, definitely not. Thank God, no. Is there a maintenance man creed? Is there a... Yeah, do your job and do it good. Thanks, Jay. Yeah, maybe this show will be good tomorrow. This is Mojo in the morning. All right, we have to wrap that up quickly because I know what time it is. It's time for Mojo's secret sound. We're looking for the 95th call of your chance at $13,000 courtesy of DFCU. This is the sound. Eight, four, four, six, six, five. Six, five, four, eight. Thank you. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. Second dirty, Shannon, what's going on? All right, Michigan won the national title 69 to 63 over Yukon late last night, but it was not pretty. Do we have the audio? You actually didn't give me audio. Oh, my God. It was. So throughout the entire tournament, Michigan has been beating teams, decimating teams by like 20 or so points. None of the games that Michigan has played throughout the course of this tournament have been close, except for like Shannon said last night. Yeah, it was a tough battle of a game. Yeah. And it's over. Hail to the champions. Hail to Michigan. I mean, it was really tough defense that really helped about. The one-man win the national title. I'm happy with the game. The lead with 19 points. Elite three from Tray McKinney helps seal the deal. Yukon, I mean, they really helped kept it close until the very end and had chances to cut it to one, but missing key shots. So Dusty May after the game. Well, if you told me we'd have shot at this poorly, get dominated on the glass and still find a way to win. I don't know if I would have believed you, but this team's just found a way all season. I don't love that he said that. Even though that kind of was the case, like you just won. You should have been a little more positive. That's the coach in him though. He's always identifying areas of opportunity to grow. Yeah. And the big 10 won the men's championship obviously with Michigan and the women's with UCLA. So this is the big year for the big 10 and the second time, I guess in history, I think the big 10 has won the men's championship. Both. 2000 was Michigan State and now 26 was Wolverine. So big 10 man winning things. Oh, here's the thing. Oh, for everyone to win, Wendy's put out a tweet yesterday that available in restaurant upon request at participating locations today only no purchase necessary. You can get a small fry and a small frosty. Let's go for free for free. But you got to go in. You can't go through the drive. What says at participating us, Wendy's so country wise. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm hungry. Okay. Offset is recovering from being shot outside of a Florida casino last night, the Hard Rock Seminole in Hollywood, Florida. I'm hearing he's expected to be okay, but it happened late last night in the valet area of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and casino and please say offset suffered some non life threatening injuries. He was taken to a nearby hospital where he's in stable condition this morning. He is not in the ICU. So if you saw that headline, that part of the story is not true. Others responded to the scene of the shooting quickly. They detained two people at the scene. They say the situation was contained with no ongoing threat to the public. What happened here? No clue. Does anybody else in the scene? I mean, I haven't seen anything. I saw that another rapper was involved, Lil T.J. I don't know. Did he by heating it? At first they were saying he did, but now they're saying he did not get shot. But I saw that he was in custody around the investigation. Have no idea why. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So we'll get some more details on this as the morning goes on. SNL cast member Chloe Feynman under fire this morning for a story she shared about her teenage years and it backfired. So she did this video with vanity fair. She was actually hanging out with some of her other SNL castmates and she told the story about how she was once fired and later rehired as a camp counselor when she was 16 years old after she pants a younger camper. No, I was fired as a camp counselor for hitting on the campers. What does that say? I pantsed a boy. Oh honey, I think you're on a list somewhere. And he wasn't wearing underpants. Oh! And then a giant school bus drove by and they were like, you can't, like, because he would lift my shirt all the time. What is happening? It was Berkeley. How old was the child? He was like six. No, it was a different time. Like he would be like, hey, can I have a hug? And I'd go to hug him and he'd like lift my shirt like a dick. And then I was like, I'm going to get back at you. And so we were on a hike and I was like, hey, Ollie, go look over there. It's a hawk. And then I yanked his pants down. He wasn't wearing underwear. His little dingaling was out. And then these two twins were like, Ollie, I didn't know you didn't wear underwear. And then I was fired. Yeah. So people are now slamming both Chloe and Vanity Fair saying that story was really inappropriate. It was really unsettling, especially given how casually it was told. The controversy online grew so quickly that Vanity Fair went ahead and edited the video and removed some of the more graphic details from her story. Yeah. Some people are calling for her to get fired from us and all. From that clip, originally I was like, is this kind of her joking? Like I couldn't tell if it was serious. I think it's a true story. Sounds like it would all this backlash. It might be true. And lastly, CBS is set to replace Stephen Colbert and his late so with the producer and comic Byron Allen shows. Have you do you know? Do you know who this guy is? Byron Allen. Should I know who this guy is? I mean, if it's who I think I two of the producers and comic bound. So CBS is going to air comics on Leash with Byron Allen at 1130 p.m. starting on May 22nd. So the day after the late show comes to an end, this is going to take its place right away. And hour later, his comedy game show Funny You Should Ask will air each weekday night. So back to back content from him. Byron Allen is the man who is he from Detroit? I believe he's a billionaire and owns a lot of stuff. I believe he bought the weather channel and he tried to buy like NBC or something like that. But he's go crazy. OK, so there we go. Yeah. All right, if you miss anything from today's show, go back and catch up on the podcast on that free I heart radio app. Get more dirt at mojo in the morning dot com. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. It's that time, Anna. It's time for Mojo's secret sound. And now your host have no. Hey, you're getting better. I sound like the Hagopian man. You are finding your groove. We got a contestant from Flat Rock. Joshua's on the phone. What up, Joshua? Hey, how's it going? Going great, man. How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. I've been listening and I hope I got all the clues and I got it right. All right. Well, you only got one guest, my man, and that guest can either see you home with the same amount of money you came in with or $13,000 richer. You feeling confident? I'm feeling confident. I think I got the clues. I thought I think I picked up some stuff that Mojo said. Yeah. Oh, OK. All right. Well, let's play the secret sound one more time for you. All right, Joshua, the $13,000 question. What is Mojo's secret sound? The deli slicer, like a meat slicer? A deli slicer, a meat slicer for $13,000. Well, I'm glad that slicing meat is at the top of the mind this morning, but you are incorrect. Oh, I guess. Joshua, you unlike me. Yes, you are like me. I thought it was. Mm hmm. You're listening. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what it takes, man. Great guess. What do you say, Lydia? Thank you. Good guess. Close. Yeah, what do you just said? Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Close, girl. OK. We'll be back at 8 30 for more secret sounds. OK. Next up, water roses. No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. Addiction is a disease and it should be looked upon as any other disease. How did you cope with a reckless father like me? Join me, Pooja Bhatt, as I sit down every week with directors, actors, musicians, technicians and beyond. You don't need to work with the biggest people and the biggest sound to have great music. I have gone through the Saab Siddhi Khachakar, reached the pinnacle, stung by the sneaker and I've fallen down again. Yeah. I am not writing actively anymore and when I see my old work, it kind of saddens me. I'm only as good as the last shot that I gave. Mom's gone, but don't shut the theater. The show must go on. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhatt show on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty. Stay for the fire. Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for war the roses on mojo in the morning. Brooke, why do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you? He's been acting super weird and secret of the past month or so. What is the story with him and the condom? I don't get this. We've been having unprotected sex and then like all of a sudden, the months ago, he started using one. Oh, how long have you guys been eating? Four years. So like a long time. Oh, wow. And it's only been recently that he's done that. I would think that you would say something to him like, hey, you know, why are you doing this? I have. And he says that he just feels better wearing one now. Just all of a sudden, which no guy would all of a sudden just say that. Like that's I've never. Unless you guys had a scare or was there something like that? No, no scare. No kids. Who do you think if he is messing around with? Who do you think he's messing around with? I would honestly think that it was his ex. Why? Why do you think that? I mean, so like there was a month ago, he I like looked down his phone. He was getting a phone call from her. And I was like, oh, what's going on? He was like, oh, I don't know why she's calling. And then that was around the same time that all this started happening. All right, you want us to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses? I want you to mute your phone so that he doesn't get any indications at all that there's anybody else on the line. And we'll give him a call. We're hoping that he sends the flowers to Brooke. Hello. Hi, is this Kyle? Yeah, this is he. Hi, Kyle. My name is Nicole and I'm calling you from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free roses. If you have about 30 seconds to answer some survey questions, two questions, free flowers, no financial information needed. It's just a free offer and we're hoping that you'll use rosesbloom.com in the future. Free flowers. Yep. Yep. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Kyle? No. Do you plan on purchasing flowers maybe in the next six months? Maybe. Who knows? Okay, you're actually done with the survey. So if you'd like to go ahead and take advantage of the free flowers, I can get you all settled with that. Okay. So just a few details for you. They do go out later on this afternoon. They can go anywhere in the country. And I just need to get a first and a last name of who you'd want them sent to today. It's a dozen long stemmed red roses just so you know what you're getting. Oh, okay. I'd like to send flowers to Brooke. Okay, and last name. Okay. And what's Brooke's relationship to you? She's my girl. Girlfriend? Yeah, my girlfriend. Okay. And Kyle, we do something unique at rosesbloom.com instead of sending a paper card with the flowers today. I'm going to have you record a voice note that's going to get sent to, it's going to get texted to Brooke when she receives the delivery and then she'll be able to play it and know who the flowers are from, okay? Okay. I'm going to count it down and you just, you say whatever you want to say in the message. Here we go. Three. Two. One. Got you. Is that what you want to put for your message or do you want to? No, you send that for the message. Got you. Yeah. And she'll understand what that means. Oh yeah, she will. I think I understand what that means. Kyle. Huh? Do you know who this is, Kyle? Is this Mojo and Shannon? I knew the whole time. I mean, it's a call, but whatever. Kyle, this is the Mojo and the Morning Show and we were calling you up to see where you're going to send a dozen free roses. Normally people who know don't let us get that far. I had a feeling. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I every, every time you kept going, uh-huh. Yes. Right. Okay. All right. And you were kind of like, uh, answering and all that. I was thinking to myself, this guy is way too inquisitive of this. I listened to you guys. So yeah, that laugh, by the way, is evil. You have an evil laugh. No, it's not. Kyle, then, then you obviously know that Brooke is on the phone. Brooke. Hi. Kyle, you understand why we would be calling you and why we would wonder who you were going to send flowers to and why Brooke is, uh, wondering? No. So there's, there would be no reason as to why you would think that Brooke would not feel comfortable in your guys' relationship right now and might want to know if you would send flowers to another woman. Yeah. So Brooke, Brooke told us that, uh, you've been kind of acting funny and also told us that you guys have, uh, never done something at all until just recently. And that is that you have never worn condoms when you guys have had sex. She told you that she did. Tell us that she told us that, uh, that you guys have never worn condoms, that in the entire time that you guys have been dating, that you have never worn condoms and you're wearing them recently. Mm-hmm. And we just, we were wondering why that would be and I think she was wondering why that would be. Um, just safety. Okay. Just all of a sudden though. Uh, I, I'm not just trying to be safe. I thought she'd appreciate that. So, but like now, like all of a sudden after this much time, like now I just, I don't get it. Um, I mean, we maybe should have been using them in the first place. So there would be no other reason why you would be wearing them. There'd be no other possibility of you, uh, just trying to keep her protected or anything like that. No. I don't know. Can I ask you a question about your ex? Cause we talked about your ex very briefly as well and how she's been calling your phone and that's kind of a new thing too. What's going on with that? Um, now that you know what this is all about, you know, we're going to ask you all the questions. Yeah. We're friends. We've spent a lot of time, she's just going through a hard time. So she's reached out to me recently and, uh, yeah. And is it just that you, you talk to her on the phone? Do you see her face to face ever? I mean, no, I mean, we just talk on the phone and maybe we'd, we'd like, um, you know, we just talk and then just to try to just console her, you know, should you be consoling your ex, uh, that you haven't been with in more than four years? I mean, we've been friends for like 10 years. So I, uh, I mean, she, I mean, she said that she needed me. I was just trying to be there for her. I mean, it's nothing, you know, nothing too crazy. You just know, he's here for a long time. We have a deep connection. You know, we're just friends though. Okay. Why don't I do this? Why don't I put you guys together so you can talk more to each other with us not listening? And I wish that, uh, that you guys were able to work through this. Hold on one sec. Okay. This is the home of warm the roses. Mojo in the morning. All right. Thoughts, comments. What are your suspicions here? 844 Mojo live 844 665 6548 Brooke had, I think every right to be worried about the relationship when things change as drastically as that your thoughts on that with the idea of how things changed with him then all of a sudden wanting to wear condoms, but then his voice changed when we talked about his acts. Like he seemed very cool with everything until the ex came up. And, uh, those two things combines are not good. And normally we never would air a war the roses where the person knew who we were. We'd have that happen to us all too often. People always asked, does that ever happen? I was like, you know, it happens a lot. Those just never get on the radio. Um, this one though, left some doubts. So that's why Rubo, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Your thoughts. Hey, what's up guys? Um, I think that he is lying through his vampies. And because there would be no need to use the condom to protect anything if there was nothing else going on. If he's the only person he's having, you know, baking cookies with, there'd be no need to have a condom all of a sudden. Yeah. Well, that's the, to me, so more obvious now after this, like here he is. Yeah. He's trying to make sure that he doesn't get to get her. Give her anything. Yeah. Um, yeah. What did you think of how his voice changed with, uh, when we started talking about the X? Yeah, no, 100%, he's, he's for sure doing things with her because an X, like for you to reach out to them, you're not just going to be there emotionally and you guys aren't just going to rekindle things like it's going to happen and things are going to happen, especially if she's going through times. Yeah. She might need some comfort. Yeah. Excessive you in a new relationship though. That's not your responsibility. Can you pass it to Korea? 14 and a half and to Kwon for them tacos. I should get it all. I love it. I love it. I couldn't hear you guys. Thanks, Ruba. Appreciate you. Adios. Uh, what's up, Sam? Hi guys. Good morning. Good morning. Um, I just wanted to say, I hate to say this for Brooke, uh, but he, in my opinion, is 100% seeing his X. Why do you say that? I think after four years, you have to realize that that's that person has moved on from you. Um, you can be friends. Yes. But like the, I need you then running to her side. That should, that's a girlfriend thing. That is a hundred, especially after four years. I think he, Brooke deserves more respect than that. And if he were to go to her side, at least tell Brooke. Yeah. At least tell her. And it shouldn't be him going to her side. It should be them going to her side. I think I'll take this, even though she has no relationship with the X, you don't go, you're, it leaves too much suspicion. It's a crack. It's a crack that becomes a Grand Canyon. What's up, Morgan? Hey, good morning, guys. leaving had, he had an STI, he was worried about maybe it was something old like I was almost there. But then that has hold the Averachain and he started talking about his acts. He's a hundred percent sleeping with his ex. You think it's that or you think he still has just feelings for her? No, I think I mean, it has hold the meter change. He was already getting kind of cagey about using protection for sex with his girlfriend. But then this whole demeanor changed again and they're just something there. The, you know, the idea that you are still there for her emotionally, you're not to be, you know, unless it's an ex-wife and you have children together, you know, this is just an ex-girlfriend. I don't see anything with that. What's up, Anna? Good morning. How are y'all doing? We're good, Anna. What do you think? This, by the way, this war of the roses, a non-sending the flowers to another woman turned out that it's got more speculation than one that has the guy blatantly cheating. What did you want to say? I am interpreting the, I want to protect her and the whole protection concept a little differently. I think that when the ex came back into his life, he realized that his current girlfriend isn't his forever partner and doesn't want to get her pregnant. They just want to avoid an oops baby. Wow. I never thought of that, but that's a really interesting plot twist. Okay. So even then, he may be, then let her go. He definitely changed. Yeah. Well, exactly. He should let her go, but I don't, I didn't perceive that he's maybe cheating with the ex, but he definitely has feelings for everybody. I think picked up on his change in demeanor, but her coming back into his life, I think was that maybe this was the one that got away and he's just kind of in this limbo moment and using protection as the first like, oh, I don't want to be stuck to this current woman forever. But Anna's got to see, I mean, I could see it. Right. I mean, that sounds pretty good. Let's see if Tim's good too. What's going on, Tim? Hey guys, how's it going? Good. What's up? War of the roses. We're talking this morning about what's going on here with this war of the roses that if you missed it just a little bit ago, it's up on the podcast. Brooke thinking that her boyfriend in a four years is cheating because he started changing how they had sex now wanting to use condoms. What's going on? All right. So the only input I'll have to ask for her to ask him this question is did the oral stop? I know they started talking about the condoms and everything like that. I mean, if you're going to get something, you can get it from the mouth. Okay. I'll be honest with you. Tim might have a point on this one, but I don't know if I'm going to call her back up and just say, Hey, by the way, Tim, that's what you came out of this one. The last caller had the greatest take of them all. Tim, this is your take. Well, I know now that good. No, that's okay. Never know, Tim. You every guy has those questions. Every guy is in their car listening to this word. The roses going, yeah, Tim's got a point. Deep dive. That's a great one. Do I pick up another guy or do I pick up a girl? I say, let's go guy. All right. Pete, what's up, Pete? Yeah. How you doing? Good morning. What's going on? Pete, what's your take? Well, here's my take guys. I'm personally best friends with my first fiance for the last 15 years after we split up and my current fiance knows that. It's like sometimes connections are hard to break. The other thing I have to say is he switched to wearing condoms just recently. Okay. So it might be hard for him to tell her this, but maybe that condom just has a different feeling. Like maybe he likes it. Like, you know, like, you got to like another guy caller again. Usually goes the other way. No, I get to wear condoms with his ex. Yeah, you know, and maybe thinks about her sometimes after four years. That's a wild thing. I will say this to you and no, Pete brings up a point. I will be honest with you without sharing too much information, but the condom sometimes makes me last a little longer. I don't know. I don't know where it does. It does. You should bring condoms. Going back to what you said about your ex. The difference with this situation is this is all of a sudden for you. It's always been the case that you've been really friendly with your ex fiance and in Kyle's case, like after four years now, his ex is all of a sudden calling him. Excuse me for emotional support. I think that that he did. It seemed like, but yeah, did you bring condoms? Hold on. Jenae, what's up? Hi. Oh my God. Thank you for taking my call. So listen, I'm in traffic right now. Mad. Like Brooke, I'm your best friend right now. I'm not a stranger. That man is blatantly cheating. Do not get gaslighted by no man. Okay. I've been in a relationship for 10 years. The first time my boyfriend decided he said he wants to P O. Y'all know what that means. Oh, I almost fucked him. You don't do that. We've been together for two years. Now all of a sudden you want to pull out a condom. Yes. P O a P O, right? Yeah, you know what you know. I know what a P O is. Yeah, exactly. Well, Jenae, I was so, I got one person on my phone and I was like, I had Jenae, charge, charge that phone. Hey, you, you got to make sure you download the podcast so that you can not only listen to that war of the roses all over again and get fired up, but also hear yourself on it. Okay. Listen, I'm going to lay for work. Everything I'm not going to hear a male. I just want to hear. Take a friend. I love it. Mojo with a morning live. W K Q I Detroit, W S and X, Muskegon Grand Rapids, W V K S, Tilly Doe, and I hard radio station guaranteed human real people, real stories, real laughs, real smelly and real dumb sometimes. Mojo 30 10 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ignition sequence start. Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. Alrighty, you ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a doodoo heck. Let's go. It's showtime. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Mojo 30 First off, I'm wondering why you have this there, but here's your explanation. Josiah saw something he probably shouldn't have seen. I know, man. Added to the list, right? Josiah sees a lot of stuff he shouldn't see, especially for me. But this in particular is like I heard him see it before I actually found out what he saw. So I'm in the car. I'm driving Josiah and all of a sudden I can hear him in the back. And by the way, Shannon, we started listening to like killer podcasts and stuff. Cause you said you do that with the kids. Oh, like crime junkies and date line. Right. So that's the mood. Just to put you like in the mind frame of where I am. I'm quiet. The car is kind of quiet. We're listening to this stuff. And all of a sudden here, Josiah go massage, chess, doggy, two minutes. I'm like, what are you talking about? Turn around. He's holding a packet of sex dice, like dice that you can shake up, throw. And I guess whatever it lands on, that's the act that you and your partner. What do you mean that you guess you have them? You own them? I mean, wait, why? Yeah, but I didn't, I didn't think about that when I hear them. That's like the last thing that's on my mind. Why are they in your car? Well, here's the thing though. You guys know I'm a low key hoarder. So I don't know if you remember back in Farmington, we had that sex therapist lady send us a bunch of stuff. Of course I did. You didn't take anything. So you guys are in your drawer. My, my, my back seat apparently and Josiah followed him. I'm like, bruh, just to hear him say like two minutes massage. Like, bruh, what is this kid doing right now? We got to see if they found a missing girl with the dice. It was always so funny to me to find something of my parents that was like kind of, kind of naughty, you know, like, I think my dad had dice, like they weren't sex dice, like they weren't positions, but it was like naughty words or something. And I remember learning all like the bad words from finding this and his like basement, you know, I found my dad's playboys. That was, that was mine. Yeah. My dad had playboys. That was pretty much all the sexual stuff that might, I think my dad, I don't know if my mom and dad had an unbelievable sex life together. I think my dad, because it was in the basement, in his office, in the basement, I think that was his masturbation room. I do. Did you have a comfortable chair? I think he did. He had one of those ones that reclines like an office chair. They're recline, you know, looking around. Is there any like socks laying around here or something? Go back to you and your dice. Yeah. So Josiah is reading this. Does he know that this is what it's all about? He's a, he's a middle school kid now. Exactly. He's officially a middle schooler. Yeah. Oh my God. And I believe, I don't remember the exact packaging, but I believe it probably says sex dice. And these aren't just words, like there are pictures above the word. Yeah. So when you see doggy is like two stick figures in a certain position. Oh really? So it's not just a dog? Exactly. Yes. It's not a Rottweiler on the show. Eight, four, four, emoji alive. Eight, four, four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight. Here's the possibility for you if you'd like to call and obviously we'll probably accept anything at this time. But I would like to know, have you ever caught or saw your parents stuff? Like, you know, when you're a kid, like you, you know, you got in and found out that your mom and dad liked to be tied up or something. And then secondly, have you ever had your kids mistakenly see your stuff or grab something that was yours? Yeah. This is the first time that's ever happened. Yeah. Hopefully the last time. Text is also 95500. And remember when you do text the show, if you got a good comment, we will call you up and please answer your phone and also tell us if you do say, go on the air with you. Tell us if you're a first time, long time. We'd love to, you know, get a chance to talk to you. My favorite story related to this was a girlfriend of mine had her vibrator on her bedside table and her youngest son, she has three boys and her youngest youngest son found it and came up to her and asked her what it was. And she's like, in the moment, as parents, you know this, you, you, we are so skilled at coming up with lies, like on the fly. And she was like, Oh, it's daddy's beard massager. So that's what it became in the house was the beard massage. I'm like, that was the most random explanation ever, but it worked. By the way, I don't have the sound of what I was thinking about. What's going on, Alan? How you doing? Good. So I've never had my kids find anything, but I did have my son ask me, do you know what a Wisconsin blow dryer is? No. Have you guys ever seen the videos on Facebook of the guy working out and said, on Tuesday we do arms and everything? I think I've seen those. No, I do. I do. Show him that. Oh my gosh. Okay. So, and how did you respond to that? Did you have to go do a little chat? Do you have a little chat with him and inform his mother of what his older brother was showing him? Oh, wow. You know, it's funny now, now with the internet being so widely popular, everybody being on the internet and now chat, GPT, can you imagine what these kids are learning and knowing those kids? These kids are going to be sex experts. The definition of Wisconsin blow dryer literally blow your mind. I cannot say that. You can say the name because obviously people in Wisconsin own blow dryers. What's going on, Sydney? How you doing? It's a fun state. Oh man, I'm good. How are you? Good. We're talking about how Kev's son found his sex dice. What did you have to add to this? Yeah. So funny that you bring this up on the radio today because I was actually just thinking about it. When I was younger, like 10, my dad used to record him playing basketball. So one day I picked up the video camera to look back at my games and found my parent sex tape. Oh no, are you serious? They're highlights. It's their own. Never be okay. It was terrible. Yeah. So like one of them walks in, drops the towel. I was like, that's enough. I'm done. I know you're worried about your own performance. How was theirs? He's got a better left hand. Oh my God. Can you imagine? That was the problem with video tapes. You didn't know which video tape was which video tape or this was one. It was not a sex tape, but I remember popping in a VHS tape, popping it in there and my brother had tried to tape a porn. Oh my God. So all of a sudden you're watching the video tape and you're like, okay, well my God, look at this. What's going on? What's going on Logan? How you doing? Hey, good morning guys. Good morning, buddy. How are you? What did you find of your dad's? Dude, I found my dad's DVD when I was like 10 and the name of it was toys for twats. Oh my God. I remember the name. Where did your dad keep his sex DVDs? Do you know what's even worse is it was out of the case and I can't remember exactly where I found it, but I think it was just on a dresser or something. Oh, he just got down watching. It was still warm. Uh, Michelle, what's happening? How you doing? Hey, Michelle. Good morning. How are you? Good morning, Michelle. Your son found something that he shouldn't have found. Yeah. So he's 24 and we are my fans saying you're getting ready to leave to go see him for this past weekend. And we had a little quickie before we went and I totally, I didn't realize you asked one of our little sex toys out on my nightstand right next to the bed and I told my friend because he was going to have a friend stay the night. I said, well, you can let him sleep in your room and you can sleep in my bed. You know, it's got change sheets. Everything is good. I didn't even realize until we came home on Sunday that the loop was out and there was no sex toy without on my nightstand. Oh no. And I was mortified and I was like, Oh my God. I'm like, I'm like, he didn't say nothing to me, of course, you know, he's 24, but you got it. You know, I think you ignore it. I think you just totally ignore it. But can you imagine doesn't make a difference how old he is at 24 years old? You don't want to find your mom's loop. Like that's just not something that I want to have happen to me. What's going on? Lauren, how are you? Hi, first time long time. What's up? Yeah. Oh my God, I love you guys. Love you. I love you too. I had to call and tell you guys, my best friend, when her daughter was a toddler went into their room into their side table drawer and took out my friend's nipple clamp. No. It was running around the house with them. Oh no, running around the house. Hey, quick question for you. Have you ever used nipple clamps? Cause it doesn't seem like it would be something I would want to use. I personally have never, but I guess my friend says it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's quite the thrill. I love it. Well, that's wonderful. I don't know if I'm honestly ever a person that would nipple clamp myself. No pain. I don't think I want that. To me, I gotta be honest with you. I don't know if I want pain. You know what I mean? It's awful. It's like getting your finger caught in a drawer. You know what I mean? Like I'm not going to sit there and just slam my finger in a drawer. Oh my gosh. Hold on a second. It says here, Dennis, I found a box of 20 vibrators in my mom's spare bedroom closet. Oh shit, a collection. Dennis, what the hell is mom doing with that many vibrators? I'm the same thing. I'm sitting here getting out her spare bedroom so she can move one day and I pull out this brown cardboard box and I open it and it's like a, it's an entire box filled with brand new vibrators still in the plastic, still in the box. It was absolutely insane. Maybe she sold for pure romance or something. Yeah. Did you have like a time? It's not like Mary Kay. There's got something. That's craziness. No, because I asked her about them and she said that she forgot that she had them. So she lost her deal face. You know what it is? It's like underwear. Like I can't throw away old underwear. Maybe you can't throw away old vibrators. But these are brand new in the box though. Oh, okay. Well, maybe I don't know. Maybe she had trophies. Did she rip off a lover's lane or something? Maybe she wanted by the law. That's crazy. Sell them on eBay. Maybe. Yeah. That's kind of nuts. Oh man. Oh, this is a great one. Hold on. I gotta end with this one. Ashley. Good morning. Good morning. Ashley's is more embarrassing than ever. Ashley, what happened? Oh, my daughter, she's three. She has a habit of taking her special things and putting them in her backpack before school and my husband and I, he had to work day shift. So we had, you know, had a little quickie. I left my vibrator on my nightstand, not really thinking anything of it. And then as the daycare, she, you know, packs her little backpack up. I picked her up at the end of the day. But she was like, Oh, I just tossed her name on the inside of her backpack. I was like, Oh, okay. You know, forgot that I didn't label it. But I got home and I'm looking at the stuff in her backpack and there's our pink vibrator. Oh my God. I'm so worried about it. I was like, Oh my gosh. That's the best show in town. It's like, I'm going to make sure I check your backpack from now on. Could you not look at her daycare person ever in the eyes after that? No, she usually, no, I was like, you know what, it's going to be one of the things we just choose not to discuss ever. That's fantastic. The only person nicer than a guy trying to sleep with you is a guy trying to sleep with you for the first time. This is Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning show. Shannon, too late to back out. What's going on? Okay. I feel like everybody is in this situation and I was just in this situation yesterday and it's the worst. And I should have learned my lesson in the past and I haven't. So I went to a local floral shop, love supporting small, supporting local because I wanted to get my mom some flowers like just a brightener day, whatever. So I go into this cute little store. I've never been into this place before. And I explained to the lady, I just want to get my mom like something small, not crazy. And I like looked at all the stuff that she had, you know, in the in the refrigerator, the refrigerator with she keeps all the flowers and I'm like, Oh, I think she'd like that and that and that like all pinks and whites and whatever. And so the lady's like, okay, so she grabbed a few things. I saw her go back to the table behind the counter and put something together and wrap it up and put a beautiful bow on it and she brings it up and there's probably I would say maybe like eight blooms, eight flowers in this little bouquet. She punches something into the computer and she goes, okay, it'll be 85. 85 what? $10 a stem. Oh my God. And I was like, I'm thinking to myself, wait, what? You like, I don't love my mom and everyone. No, it's not even that. But in my head, I normally buy all my flowers at Trader Joe's. If I'm doing something for the house like Easter this past weekend, I went to Trader Joe's on Saturday morning and got all my stuff and they're so cheap and I can do a ton. So in my head, Anna, I'm thinking I could have made four or five or six huge bouquets for that price, but she had already taken the time to make the bouquet and wrap it and put the bow on it for me. It's not like she could just put it back. It was too damn late. So I just tapped my phone and paid for it and my blood was boiling that I had done that and not at least said, and normally they'll ask too, but like, how much do you want to spend or what's your price point or whatever? I was just like, I just want something small for my mom. Like I was just going to drop them off. I want to know where that price came from. I have no idea. Out her ass. I have my mom. My mom loved the flower. No vase. No, it didn't come with a vase. It was just wrapped in like tissue paper and cellophane. That's insane. 80. How many stems were in there? I don't know, eight? I had to guess. Not a lot. I feel like this happens to me with food sometimes where I go and I sit down and I order a dish and I'm not sure the portion size, but obviously I can see the price. And then when my plate comes, I'm like, this is 35 dollars, I'm about to eat this in two bites. But you can't say take it back. Exactly. Like you're past the point of no return. Yeah, I'm definitely the same way with at the weed store. So give me five for 10 and then the tax comes on. You're like, it was 25 dollars. I only had 10. It's not like old days where dealer comes in. Hating in that situation where you're just too embarrassed. Like it's happened to me at stores before where I haven't necessarily paid attention to, especially like the little tiny stores that don't have actual price tags on a lot of things. You're like, oh, I'll have this, this, this. And they ring it up and you're too embarrassed to say, I'm just going to put these two things back. Yeah. Eight four four mojo live eight four four six, six, five, six, five, four eight. What was the purchase you immediately regret it or you had no idea how much it costs and today rang it up and you said, hold on to say I don't have this actually happened to me yesterday. In a ruin, my entire mood and I cried. I got, I bought my first car yesterday. So I was great. This is the car you've been looking forward to buy forever. I was so excited. And the thing with me, I don't know why we wouldn't test drive a car. We wouldn't go look at a car like that in person before I ordered one. But I got a car custom made that I built like on their website online without test driving on that first. Never got the car, never looked at the car ever. So I got this car delivered to the dealership and I custom made this car and there's a video of me and I'm looking at it. I'm like, oh, this is so ugly. This car, color or everything about the inside of the car looks cheap. Everything about the car. I'm just like, I don't like this. You built this car. So I cannot take it back because it's personally made for me and I'm at the closing table. I'm scared to give the lady my check. I was like, I don't know if I can give you the money because I don't know if I want this car. But my dad is like, you have to you have to buy it. You cannot go back now. You bought this car. What else are you going to do in that situation? Are you stuck with the car? I feel like you are. No, no, no, I feel like you can't. Yeah, you know, until I sign on the dotted line or you can't make me take it, you cannot make me take it. Well, my dad made me take it because he said we've been doing this for six months. You're not going to turn back now. I get his point, but still. So I bought the car and I don't know if I like it. Is it outside? It's in the parking lot in the gay community. What color is it? I can't even tell you because what do you mean? Because every angle of light, it looks different. So right now if you go outside and look, it's going to look tan, gold, yellow, ugly, right? But on the camera, on camera, it looks so nice and pretty, right? But here's me. This is me yesterday. I'm behind you. I shouldn't be ungrateful like this, but putting my money down and I should be getting a car that I like. This is the other color I was going to get and I wish I got this color. Oh no. It was like a nice blue the other color and this isn't even a lease. So you're stuck with this thing until you saw it. I'm buying it. It was so embarrassing because me and my family are yelling at each other in the car dealership. Everyone's staring at us yelling. You know when your parents are screaming at you in a public place, that's what it was for four hours. That is insane. So what are we doing? Are we just re-selling it? I'm watching TikToks on the car that I want now. So I'm going to go to the dealership and maybe downgrade. Test drive first. The car you got a test drive. Yeah, you build it online and just pop up. The thing is my brother was like, you need the JBL speakers, you need the black down rims, you need all the sunroof. I don't need all the sports car trim stuff. So my brother gave me all the high tech sports stuff as if I'm driving a sports car. I don't need all that. Yeah. But they gave me that and I don't want that. See, well if you do decide, if you do decide to go back, you need to bring Toya with you because Toya is never scared to give back her money, right Toya? I am never afraid to ask for my money back. I work too hard for it. Tell me a, tell me a scenario, Toya, where you ran into this situation. I was out to dinner with my kids and I was treating them and I got some greedy kids and I was like, y'all got to be because I ain't like the food. Wait a second. So you invite them out to treat them. The food sucks. So you made your kids pay. How old are the kids? I did. My kids are older, 27, 20 and 19 and all of them got jobs. I was like, y'all got to put in. I ain't saying this. I'm not mad at that. They should be treating mama. Oh my God. But she said she was going to be treating them. Yeah, set out and said it's nasty. What's up, Alexa? Good morning, guys. How's it going? Good morning. What's going on? Well, I just, well, first of all, I have two things. First, I'm going to comment on the topic. Number one, all you got to do is give me one second. I think I left my wallet in the car and run. You know, you know, Alexa, have you done that before? Oh my God, that's so funny. No shame in my doing or my car is locked. It never came back. You know, you got to play or you can get it never come back. Why not? Sometimes you don't like, like she said, you feel bad because you see her getting all the arrangements and the flowers and stuff together, but it's like, yes, like you said, like usually you're like, oh, well, what's your limit or what is it that you're looking for? How much are you trying to spend? It seems like you didn't get that option. So I didn't. She didn't ask me that, which is fine, because I feel like I was pretty, I just, I just said a little something and I like made this motion to just like a little something. I don't know. I don't know. $85. Lexie, you say you had two things. What was your other thing? The second one, your I heart radio station is two minutes behind. So when I call for that secret sound, I'm always too late. I'm at work calling on the phone. I'm on myself on trying to call and I think it's just the lag. So I just want to update you guys. Okay. No, no, no, I know there's a lag. I wait till the I heart app catches up before I start counting. So don't worry. You guys are safe. Okay. Lydia's on it. That's why she's the best producer in the world, Alexa. So we got you covered. Also calling her before the thirties, please. Also, what can help Alexa is if you log out and log back in every once in a while and that'll help. That's a good tip. Melanie, good morning. What's up? Good morning, guys. Good morning. What's going on? So it wasn't a car, but I treat myself when the kids go back after summer break. I treat myself and I go get a pedicure. Nice. So I went to a new one in the small town that I live in. I went to a different one than I usually go to and I sat down. It was a pretty like standard pedicure. Nothing super fancy or different. There wasn't alcohol involved. Nothing like that. I did think it was strange that there weren't any prices listed anywhere. And I also thought it was strange that there weren't any prices. Usually they give you like a little menu and you pick out what you want. Well, none of that happened and that should have been a red flag, but I kept going. And when I went to check out, she said, would you like to add a tip? And I said, well, of course, but I have no idea how much my pedicure was. It was $100. What? How much are pedicures? That's a lot. I mean, on average, between like $40 and $60, depending on if you get like basic or a little bit of an upgrade. What did you say, Melanie? I just like stood there and I was like, oh my god, like, what? Like I was not putting a spending that I was just like in shock, you know, and then I still had to tip because she still did a good job. But the worst part of all is like, I can't really tell anybody about it because I live in a small town and I don't want to bash a local business. That's true. For sure. Yeah. He's got a lot of water out there with the good so. All the else wants to be scamming though. I'm telling you. That is insane. Mandy, good morning. What's up? Good morning. So it's not myself, but it was my brother-in-law. He took the weed back to the weed man. No. What do you mean? Why? Because he was like, that didn't do the job. Like he smoked his one. And he was like, that didn't do the trick. And he literally took the whole bag back to the weed man. And I'm like, this could end up really bad. Like I don't know if this is a good situation or not, but he definitely took it back. And I said, well, what did the guy say? He said he just laughed like this is the first. And this never happened before. That is insane. Did he upgrade his weed package? He did. That's a good weed man. I'm not mad at that. He respect the process. Hey, Kelsey, my water flavor and water flavor. So I asked my husband to bring me my water flavor and because I, I don't, I took my allergy medicine this morning and I have suck bad cotton off. So like, will you please give it? Anyway, so we're talking about a regret purchase, right? Yes. So, okay. So my whole fricking life, I've been like, I want an Aussie shepherd. Like they're so beautiful. They're so cute. Yeah, I got it. I done all the research on the breed, how they talk, how, you know, everything. So, and they do talk. So I got one from a shelter and he was old as hell. And he died on me and it was so sad because I only had him for three weeks. No, like now I got to save money and I'm gonna do it the right way. I'm gonna go to a breeder. I'm gonna get a high end Aussie. They're gonna be a KC registered, all the good DNA, all that good stuff. Dang. Dude, 13. That's so sad. You and it was really sad, but I had to get another one because I was like, I can't, I cannot have a little buddy with me, you know what I mean? I had to have my little buddy. So I went to this breeder and I paid $1,300 for this fricking monster. It was terrible. I like, I can't understand why a dog was like this, but she had the worst personality like, oh, you got to pet me, but like, don't look at me. Like, you got to wait on me hand and foot, come, come wash my paws after I've come from outside. And then the worst part of it was she ate walls, actual walls, my walls. Seriously, like, I don't know how she did it, but she got like her front teeth, like right up against the drywall, it just started like going at it. So I come home from work one day and I've gotten an eight foot by four foot entire hole in my wall and she ate the fricking drywall. Yeah, my mom had a golden retriever that did that. She got to go, Kelsey. Yeah, she got to go. Outside of that, it's not like a girlfriend I had. Wait on me hand and foot, clean my paws. Hey, Mark, Mark, you'll be our last caller, my man. What's up? All right. So, so my mom used to go get her hair done once a while and I'm a, I'm a firm believer. If I buy something and I'm not happy with it, it's going back. I worked too hard for my money. I hear it. I'll spend it, whatever. All right. So my mom goes to the hairstylist to get her hair done and she just wants a trim, you know, like, I don't know, just past the shoulders or whatever. She shows up at my house and she looks like Blanche from the Golden Girl. This girl chops her hair. My mom's in tears, sitting at my kitchen table crying and I'm like, I'm instantly angry. So I get my truck. I drive to the salon. I'm arguing with the owner. I said, I want to refund. I said, they hacked all my mom's. I said, my mom's in my house crying. I said, it's unacceptable. So she hands me the money for the haircut or whatever. And I, you know, the hairstyle. I says, and I want the tip my mom gave the girl to because she don't deserve a tip. Take the tip. That is great. Did they give it to you? For you. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely. All right, Bianca, we're going to save Mark's number and Toya number and we're going back and getting you a new car. Okay. All right, Mark. Thank you. This is the Midwest's number one morning show and that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning. All right. You know what that means? Time for Mojo's secret sound. 95th caller. Now is the opportunity to phone lines are clear. Time for you to call again. 95th caller 844-665-6548. 844 Mojo live. This is the sound. 13,000 dollars on the line. Call now. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. Is it third dirty already? It is. We're flying. What's going on, Shannon? All right. So NASA's Artemis 2 crew flew around the moon going further from Earth than any humans ever have in history. Integrity crew on April 15th, 1970, during the Apollo 13 mission, three explorers set the record for the farthest distance humans have ever traveled from our home planet. Today, for all humanity, you're pushing beyond that frontier. Yeah, so they looped behind the moon, did like a flyby, got some rare views of the moon's far side and in doing so made history. So now they're on their way back to Earth with a splashdown coming soon. Again, this mission is a test run. So the next steps are landing astronauts on the moon again and eventually, eventually, excuse me, using those missions to prepare to go to Mars. By the way, and this is so random, but it was like the best accidental product placement ever. A random jar of Nutella. It was like a free ad in space. So there was a live broadcast happening of the Artemis 2 moon mission. And you see this container of Nutella suddenly floating into view inside of this spacecraft, perfectly label forward in zero gravity. I mean, the thing looked like a staged commercial shot. That moment quickly went viral. And people were like, no marketing team could even plan something that perfect. But Nutella's parent company jumped on it and shared the clip. And they joked about the brand traveling further than any spread in history, which is accurate, I guess. Nutella out of this world. Do you guys like Nutella? I do. I'm obsessed with it. With a strawberry or something. Yeah. Okay. I'm toast. Little chocolate strawberry. Nutella, a peanut butter Nutella sandwich in the air fryer. Oh my God. Just a kiss. How we're talking. The search for Nancy Guthrie took another strange turn yesterday after some new ransom notes were sent to TMZ. By the way, if you missed it, Savannah back at work on the Today's Show yesterday as well. The signs are so beautiful. You guys have been so beautiful. I received so many letters, so much kindness to me and my whole family. We feel it. We feel your prayers. So thank you so much. Now, if you guys remember, TMZ received like four or five ransom notes a month or two ago. And then they were told not to talk about it anymore, not to talk about any more notes that they received. But now the same mystery sender behind the earlier messages, those earlier ransom notes sent more and TMZ is talking about it, but they sent conflicting claims. One that said Nancy is dead and offered the location of her body. Another said she's alive. She was recently seen in Mexico. So the sender is now demanding Bitcoin in exchange for more information about Nancy's whereabouts. TMZ did hand everything over to the FBI. So investigators are pouring through all of that right now. I wonder if this new reaching out from whoever this is to TMZ has anything to do with Savannah's return to the Today's Show. I mean, the timing is too impeccable. Right? Yeah. And I wonder how does she feel because I'm sure they have to cover it. I don't. You know what I mean? Well, she's at the desk. I heard something else too from some people I know who work over for NBC that the staff, the cast, the crew of the Today's Show was given some very strict instructions before her return yesterday. And that was, excuse me, do not mention Nancy, the investigation, anything. Like it is a total eyes forward, move forward approach here. Even on the news, even though this is a story. Yeah. So Craig Melvin did like kind of allude to, you know, her being back home at the start of the show yesterday. But that was really, and then there were people in like in the plaza or whatever it is. I don't know what they call it now, but with signs that said like, we love you, Nancy, we love you, Savannah. So there was that other than that. I don't believe it. I didn't watch the whole show. There was that much talk of it at all. So and lastly, some basketball dirty for you, Kev, the Chicago Sky traded one of your favorites two time all star Angel Reese to the Atlanta Dream yesterday, receiving the dreams 2027 and 2028 first round picks plus a 28 second round swap in return. So she will now bring some star power to Atlanta's front court alongside. Is it Ryan Howard and Lisa Gray or Reen? I don't know how you say her name, right? But yeah, I do know is they said her dream jerseys for her new team already sold out. Seriously? Yeah. That was a report that came out yesterday. So she bought to like Anna and I were talking a little bit before before we came back on there. Her brand is about to skyrocket. Obviously, Chicago is a huge city, but her what she's already doing, mirror that with everything that's taking place in Atlanta is a good move for her. Miss anything from today so you can always go back for free 24 seven and catch up on the podcast on the I heart radio app. Miss something in the dirty on the 30 was not our podcast now at mojo in the morning dot com. Hello. Uh, now it's time for Mojo's secret. Here's your host. Mojo's secret sound courtesy of D F C U magical credit union that not only gives you money back on your money, but they also give you money back on the money that they give you what better way to have your money work for you than to put it in D F C U speaking of money, $13,000 on the line right now. We got our 95th caller from grass lake. Jessica grass lake. Hello. Hi. Hey, where's grass lake and it said. Um, it's over west of Ann Arbor, so go blue over by Jackson. Okay, well, go blue has some winning energy yesterday. We'll see if some of that can make its way over to grass lake and make you a winner. That would sound good, right? Oh my gosh, I am. Yes, I'm so nervous, but thank you. Thank you. What would you do with the 13,000? Uh, so I have two young boys and we are in desperate need of a vacation. Um, it's been kind of a stressful couple of months with work for my husband and I, so we're just ready to get out of here. Okay. All right. Well, listen, we'll play the secret sound and then we'll get your guests. Here we go. All right, Jessica. We've been waiting all morning for this. I know you have. What is Mojo's secret sound? Okay, so I think it is, um, slicing into a loaf of bread, like a very hard, crafted loaf of bread. Like one of Lydia's sourness. I like that. Oh, that's my my, man. I like that. Okay, slicing into a specific loaf of bread. Final answer, Jessica? Yeah. All right, Lydia, tell us. Kevin can like it all he wants, Jessica, but it's the wrong answer. That might have been the best guess so far. When you said it and Anna said it, Lydia's loaves following Instagram. Lydia's loaves. I was like, that's it. Loaves by Lydia. Loaves by Lydia. I thought that was it. That was a great guess, Jessica. Great. Thank you. That was a great guess. All right, and I pray for you and your family and what you guys are going through. This is a good season. Spring is upon. New beginnings and things will things will look better. We'll get out of here soon. Thank you. I appreciate it. Have a good day. All right, you too. This is the Midwest number one morning show and that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning. No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. Addiction is a disease and it should be looked upon as any other disease. How did you cope with a reckless father like me? Join me, Pooja Bhatt, as I sit down every week with directors, actors, musicians, technicians, and beyond. You don't need to work with the biggest people and the biggest sound to have great music. I have gone through the sub-CD, Hachakar. Reach the pinnacle. Stung by the sneaker, up falling down again. Yeah, I am not writing actively anymore and when I see my old work, it kind of saddens me. I'm only as good as the last shot that I gave. Mom's gone, but don't shut the theater. The show must go on. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhatt show on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire. Now back to the only thing Michigan and Ohio can agree on. Mojo in the morning. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So Friday morning on the show, it started off right until Bianca over here decided that she was going to try to test her nut allergy that she has and she was going to eat off of a tray full of beautiful things that Lydia brought in that had nuts all over them. I know. I don't know why I did that actually, looking back at the picture of the tray. It was all nuts. It was covered. It was dates, all different dates that were covered in chocolate and cookie dough and more nuts. And so she ends up eating this and within literally seconds starts feeling the effects of it. And then ends up having to go get rushed to the hospital. The amazing thing with her, did you know that Friday's show when we were doing the show and we had all of us live on, what is it? We're live on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. Twitch and Instagram too. So in Instagram. So we're live on all of the platforms. She was running the controls from a hospital bed. Literally. Is that unbelievable? I was like, hey, yo, one second. Don't put the IV in yet. I got to do this real quick. Can I tell you something? And you were in bad shape. I've had allergic reactions before. That was pretty severe Bianca. I've never had one like that bad. Like I couldn't even move my body. I was like this in the hospital. If Colleen's listening, can we give her the employee of the month parking spot here? That's what I want right in front of the door. That's like pretty unbelievable that she, you know, it's like goes to the hospital with her equipment is working from the hospital. And literally, I looked back at my old videos because it was a video of me literally eating the date. And I'm like, Lydia, does this have nuts in it? And she's like, I don't know. And I'm like, well, we're about to find out right now. I literally said that. I don't know why. But here's the thing. I'll eat anything. You will eat anything. I do eat anything. And I'm not scared to tell people when I'm hungry. So the other day when I was at my friend's house, I was like, Hey, like, I'm gonna get some food. She's like, okay. I was like, all right, whatever. Getting food. I walk him to her fridge and her grandma is literally like this box and out the fridge. What do you want in the fridge? What do you want in the fridge? Like a basketball Why have you been known in the past to eat out of the fridge and eat a bunch of food out of there? Yeah, if I want to go to my friend's house, I'm hungry. I'll help myself. But usually the grandma's not there. Okay, I'm just getting my own food. But this time the grandma was there and she was blocking the fridge. And I was like, I just want to get some food real quick. She's like, what do you want in the fridge? I don't know. I'm just looking to see what you guys got. They have like frozen chocolate chips. I always eat chocolate chips. And she's like, we don't have those today. We don't have those today. So she literally pulled out a salad bag like one of those $1 salad bags that you give them. Like the mixed greens and stuff and just got to put dressing on top. Straight up lettuce. Straight up lettuce. And she's like, you can have this. We have this for you. You know, it's funny. I'd be so offended too. Yeah, that we have this for you. But the interesting thing is, and I don't know if Lucy and Smith or I don't know Josiah, but I know Joe and Jacob and Luke have had friends that come over to the house and feel like they can like eat us out of house and home. Yeah, well, that's why it is in my house too. Are you that friend? Well, if you want to eat at my house, then you can have whatever you want in my house. I understand that. But do you go to this girl's house all the time and do you eat out of her fridge nonstop? So the point that her grandma has to like, well, I was eating a lot. I didn't know that the family was noticing I was eating all their groceries, but came to a point where they had to start locking their fridge. They locked their fridge from me. On you. So when I went there over the weekend, literally, there was a lock on their fridge. And I was like, what? Like, what kind of locker are we talking about? Are we talking about like a lock that you would lock your locker in school? No, I was like one of those bigger ones, you know, you've like the key. Oh, okay. Are you changing that now? It locks the handles like that. And she was like, we have fruit snacks in the pantry if you want fruit snacks. So it's I think they just got fruit snacks just for me. But I was like, this is like a little rude. Yeah, a little rude. Or I don't know, because when people come to my house, here's the thing. I will give you whatever you want. It's like free range of my house. Like, yeah, whatever you want, make yourself at home, eat whatever you want. Right. But how much were you eating that they had to put a lot of I'm not gonna lie when I go there. I do black out. I feel like summertime, my kids would in their friends would eat us out of all kinds of like everything like Chelsea would Chelsea could go to Kroger and buy $250 worth of groceries. And the next day, there'd be nothing but a bunch of empty wrappers. My money's the headstaff. I remember. Oh, it's crazy. Yeah, I hear let's open this up real quick. I want to open up the phone line here for one second. I want to know if there are any other people that have ever put a lock on their fridge because their kids or somebody else in the family ate so much. Or are there any people that would like to call and complain about the Bianca in their life? The person that doesn't live in the house but comes over just to eat. Yeah, well, it was that person. Like I remember we were making pancakes. I made pancakes. I made chocolate chip pancakes. That's another thing. They had cheez-its at ramen noodles. Like, is all the fun snacks stuff. But then they had like spaghetti that they made for dinner one time. So I was like, all right, but I'm going to eat that too. I don't think they like that. I ate their dinner leftovers. Do you think they told grandma about you? And that's why she was acting like that? Yeah, for sure. Or maybe like the parents were complaining about me, but they didn't want to say it themselves. Or maybe my friend was complaining and she didn't want to tell me. But if there's an issue, you could just tell me. You know, I don't need to hide it. Make them feel bad telling them they're fat shaming you by doing it. For real. Can I tell you that Joe played football one year at Notre Dame Prep and we had the entire football team come over and I'm not kidding you when I say this, Chelsea went out and prepared by getting probably 28 bags full of groceries. Those kids ate everything in one night. I mean, everything. I'm talking like they made, they made like 28 of those. What are those the red, what are the, what's the pizza, the frozen pizzas? Red Berins. Yeah, they ate all these red, Chelsea had red Berin pizzas. All right. These kids ate 20 some pizzas. Like we had Costco size amounts. Sports kids different. These kids eat like just crazy savage. I know. Well, even sometimes when I'm at my own house, I'll be looking in the fridge. My dad's like, get out of there. You don't need to go in the fridge or he'll block the fridge too. He'll just do it just because I don't need to eat so much. Like on a fridge though, it's not level to me. She didn't want me eating at her house, but at my house, my dad will tell me to stop eating. The funny, I've always been a big guy. You know, I've always been bigger and people look at me like I'm the heavy eater, but I feel like the big guy is not the heavy eater. You know who it is? It's the little girl like Bianca. That's eating. I'm not a little girl. You could tell. I can eat. I can eat. You guys know. I'm not going to say that. No, I ate all those dates too on Friday. You, by the way, I will say this about you. The one thing I love about you and you're a dream for any guy that you go on a date and you'll eat, you won't order a salad and sit there and pick at it. I get the burgers. You're not like Shannon and go out to order one taco. Who eats one taco? I had already eaten Kevin for the 11th time hearing this story. Although Kevin, Kevin, you look at Bianca, you couldn't date a girl that ate like that, would you? It just depends. I mean, I don't want to say, I don't know. I don't know what you're doing. I'll just say yes. Yes, you would. Why do you think that the girls that can eat like that are going to be, okay, let's go to the next talk. Amanda, hello, Amanda. How do you for restricting yourself? By the way, that is a different challenge. Hold on. Hold on. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm chilling on that one. By the way, our bosses and your pastor are listening right now. What's going on, Amanda? Hi, good morning. My parents, we had like a big walk-in pantry under our staircase, but all of the good treats like the goshers and the cookie crisp and all the good stuff was it was a padlock in a cabinet. None of us could have the only key. Wait, they put it in a separate like lock box like you would lock up like your valuables in. Yeah, it was the cabinet above the stove that none of us could reach and they installed an actual lock and they had the only key. Bianca would figure out a way to pick that lock. Oh, I'd hack it. Do I searching? It had the gushers in there. I'm in there. Hannah, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hi, good morning. I just wanted to say my partner, he's like 240 pounds of muscle. So anytime we go really anywhere with either of our families, they always text me and say, make sure he has enough protein because if we don't, he'll eat everything like every single piece of protein in sight. You're kidding. Like when you guys eat, do you guys pass the plates around the table and make him last? So it's not like empty plate at the end? Actually, yes. He waits until everyone serves themselves first so that he can just pile on what everyone didn't eat and then like no one gets that. Oh my God. I remember Chelsea making a humongous thing of lasagna. Okay. She made her mom's recipe of lasagna. It was the biggest freaking tray of lasagna gone in a minute by Joey and all of his buddies. I think Joey, Jed, all those kids from high school would come over and they would eat like a whole tray of lasagna. It sits in your freaking belly like a brick. What's up, Anna? Good morning. Good morning. The big difference is at Bianca's house, she's inviting people to eat her food. And from the story she's sharing, when you go to your friend's house, you invite yourself to eat their food. That's it, Bianca. That's what I'm doing. It is routine. Bianca, you're not supposed to be just reaching into their fridge, right? She's got to ask for permission. Right. You ask. You don't tell in that situation. All right. You know what I learned? You got to ask for forgiveness and not permission. That's what you said. That's the motto of the Mojang the Morning Show. Well, I guess it's a perception, but in our family, come and make yourself comfortable, eat whatever my friends would eat. An entire case of ego waffles. You know what? I welcomed you into my home and I invited you to eat, but I certainly would be a little offended if they just went. Is that like the 50 count ego waffles? That's 50 of them inside there. Yeah, he had four of his friends over and they ate the entire case. I was like, whatever, dudes, growing boys. They're not that expensive. Any of these boys single Bianca is looking for. What's up, Jamie? How you doing? Hey, I once had a roommate who lived with us and they would put their name on all of the food in our fridge in the pantry. Yeah. And then eat all of our food and get mad if we were to touch anything of theirs. Bianca, how did you deal with roommates? Would you eat all their food? No, that's what we did. So in college, I was like telling my roommate, we should just share food and share groceries. And she was like, no. So she bought everything herself. She would label everything herself. We had like different sides of the fridge, but I would always eat her food secretly. She didn't know that, but now she does. But yeah, I was always munching always. That's funny that you have to put your name on the food. Gail has to hide food from her kids and husband. Otherwise it's not there when you come home, right, Gail? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Yeah, it's not my husband and I have to hide it from my two teenage boys. Oh, oh my God. So where do you hide it? Where's your food hiding spot? Stopper. They will literally take everything out of the pantry, even if I'm like, hey, don't touch this for me and your dad's for a lunch. Please don't. I come back and I'm like, seriously, guys? Wow. And where do you go? Where do you hide it? Do you have like a special my bedroom and I had to put a new to a new door knob on my my bedroom door and with a lock on it and I have a camera in my bedroom because my kids are real. Oh, my God. Gail, what is less hidden your food that you don't want them to eat or your sex toys that you have in that bedroom? Oh, you know what you need to do? You want your kids never to eat all your food, put your sex toys on top of the food and I'm telling you, they'll never touch them. That's beautiful. Thank you guys. I love you guys so much. We love you. WKQI Detroit WS and X Mesquite Grand Rapids WVKS Tilly Doe and I hard radio station guaranteed human three great radio stations. One stupid show All right, it is no Joe in the morning is time now for am I the a whole this morning's am I the a whole voice disguised? So I'm getting married next year and I don't want one of my fiance's friends in the wedding. And he like to be at the wedding anymore because I feel like it's going to be awkward. Is that wrong? I can't wait. I don't even know what that man or woman said. Is it a man or a woman? I did not know. Tell me you did not know. Zach. Zach voice disguised for some reason. It's her name, but not for some. For some reason, Zach's only voice disguised. He has in the production studio is one that basically changes your gender. You know, so here, hold on. So I'm getting married next year and I don't want one of my fiance's friends in the wedding. And he like to be at the wedding anymore because I feel like it's going to be awkward. Is that wrong? Let me put initial G on my voice disguise and make you sound a little different. Hi, G. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gracious. It's so much better. Wait a second. So, so why do you not want them in the wedding? I just, I just think it's going to be awkward. Why would it be awkward? Well, my fiance and I did check a break like over a year ago now and I hooked up with that friend. Oh, does your fiance know that? No. So your, your fiance has a friend that you do not want to be a groomsman in your wedding because you've had sex with him and your fiance has no clue that you had sex with the guy. Yeah, but I mean, we weren't together when it happened. All right. Am I the A-hole? I want you guys to call. I don't think you're an A-hole for a totally different reason. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 is initial G an A-hole. Your comments on this one, I want to know Shannon's comment. Why do you think she's a, what's the reason? Well, I, because if you guys were on a break and first off, you hooked up with this friend, which I mean, that's close. But I also think that before you get married, something like this, I just feel like everything gets put on the table because if it comes out after the fact years later, then it's like the trust is, it starts to diminish real quickly. Now, did you, you knew when you hooked up with him that that was a friend of your fiance's or your ex-boyfriend at the time, right? Could you guys broke up? Yeah. I mean, we all hang out together and like a big group. Yeah. How long ago was this that y'all slowed each other? It's been over a year now. Wow. So it hasn't been like crazy, you know, long. And this is, I, first off, this is a secret you keep in bringing to your grave. I also think you got to be careful about saying, I don't want him in the wedding. I understand you don't want him in the pictures and forever be reminded of him because it's going to eventually come out. It is. Yes. 844 Mojo live 844-665-6548 Ashton. Am I the A-hole is initial G and A-hole? Yeah. He's the worst type of A-hole. Like I would never have sex with my girlfriend's friend and marry her and never tell her about it. Like, you know what I'm saying? I would at least have the conversation with her before we got married. So he could have the chance to, you know, see if he was okay with it or not. Let me ask you a question. Any of your girlfriend's friends worthy of your sex? You know, better not even think about that. That was a trick question. Danny, what's up? Am I the A-hole is initial G and A-hole? Good morning. Yes, absolutely. She could have slept. There's so many fish in the sea and she chose her the auntie's friend and now you're about to marry him and not even tell him. That's crazy. So real quick, she already did the whole I had sex with him thing. Do you think that there's any way to make up for what happened? Like, should she say something or is that risking getting married? I'm wondering if it's the past the point of no return at this point. I would absolutely say, I don't know. You can't marry somebody and not tell them that. That's a friend. If not some random dude you hooked up with. Because I will say this to you, she wasn't hooking up with the guy while they were together. She wasn't cheating. Yeah. But it's still, like I said, it's close. It's a close relationship. Then in my mind, I'm like, have you been plotting on him the whole time? Initial L voice disguised wants to comment. Am I the A-hole? She is totally an A-hole. This is, I actually get married later this year and the thought of someone doing this to a future partner is disgusting. Yeah. I, you know what? It's funny, L, with you getting married, if you found out after you got married that your husband had sex when you guys weren't together, you know, when you guys had a breakup, would you want to know that either before the wedding or after the wedding? You know, I would want to know before and it wouldn't be like, okay, we're over. Get out the door. It would be a huge conversation though. Because then, like Kevin said, were you looking at my friend the whole time? Now there's way more layers of insecurity and conversations to be had. I just can't imagine hiding that from someone. Yeah. See, it's not even that to me as much as it would be, like that specific situation. I feel like there are some things that are, you know, your past is your past and you try to tell your spouse everything, but of course there are things that like they're, they don't care about or they don't make sense to, you know, to even bring into the conversation moving forward. But this to me does. A texture, ask a question. I'm going to ask G this one. This is a texture 248 that says, how many times did you guys hook up? Oh, it was only once. So once, one and done, that was it. Yeah, that was totally it. And did you make the move or did the best friend make the move? I mean, I think he definitely made it a weird that she was attracted to me and wanted to sleep with me. I just didn't send him away. Do you worry about him saying something to your fiancé? Yeah, a little bit. He at the wedding during a, does anybody object? Right. And you hop out. You better be careful about that. That would scare me if that comes out through, through him. Bernard, what's up? Am I the a hole? What are your thoughts? Oh my God, I am so pissed off to the highest level of festivity. Okay. There is no, she is an a hole. The friend is an a hole. They're both a holes and she does not deserve to get married. So some good guy, whether he's good or bad, she does not deserve to get married. There's no way you are not supposed to smash the homing in any way that you're never supposed to smash the homing ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. And she did it and she's keeping a secret and she's going to have them in that man's face for the most important day of his life. No, well, no, she doesn't know if she wants him in his face. She's trying to keep him out of the wedding. She's you got to make up a live why? Yeah. And I mean, like, why don't you have a best friend in the wedding? You got to make up something? No, so they should not get married. They should not get married. She's an a hole. He's an a hole. And they deserve each other. Patty, what are your thoughts? Am I the a hole? Hi, Patty. Oh, hi, sorry. Hang it out. Okay, you can't get married to someone within a year of taking a break, right? I that's an interesting one. That's a quick turn around. And within a year of taking a break and having sex with your his friend is even worse. You can't one, like the other guy said, you don't go to bone town with a homie. Yeah. So you can't you can't get married like within a year of being like, actually, let's take some time apart because when you're married to someone, you're I mean, honestly, I think almost they need another year waiting period in this one here and they need some counseling to figure some stuff out. Lee, what's up? You say not an a hole. You may be the only person I say not an a hole. I say that you leave it be. It was the only one time and it if she says it would never happen again, you when you bring up, you have sex with somebody else like that is a huge issue to begin with, but they were on a break. So it's not I don't feel like it's something that you need to bring up. That should stay in the grave forever and ever and ever. I'm just saying I feel like these things come out. They have a sneaky way of coming out at some point and then it hurts even more. I feel like it's a lot because it was swept under the rug for so long. I feel like it's a lie and I know probably not in the sense of the definition that we all know what a lie is, but I think it's a lie and I don't know if I want to enter a relationship through a lie. Yeah, that's my forever shoot. Rick. Good morning. Mojo Shannon and Kevin. Good morning. Well, I have one first off. I agree. She's a hole. Second of all, I want to know how does she know that the friend did not tell the fiance? Oh, she knows. There is no way that guy's holding onto that one and not saying anything. Rick or her wedding day. He said, by the way, am I better than my friend? You know, I don't know. I don't think that that's the case, Rick. I think that thing came out. I think that thing is all over the place. Hold on. Lindsay, what's up? Mojo on the morning. Hey, what's up? I think that they both are the hole. The thing that I was thinking is one, how can you sleep with somebody a year before one, you're going to get married and two, I was wondering how long the break must have been. Like if you're broken up for a little bit for you to have been married a year later, I'm like, is the first thing you thought is, let me go sleep with your friends. Like if the break wasn't that long, long enough for you to get married a year later, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, that's definitely not the first thing I'd be doing. Let me actually ask her, hold on a second. I want to know, gee, how long after you guys said we're on a break, did you and his buddy get together? It was like three weeks into the break. Oh boy. So it was not that long. She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, wait, did you, did you break sex with anybody else? No. That was it. Okay. Well, at least I would have given you credit if you were like out there just hoeing it up. You know what I mean? Give her credit. I would at least say, all right, she at least looked at others too. She got to go, bro. You know what I mean? Am I the a-hole on the mojo in the morning show? Mojo in the morning. $13,000 secret sound is on the air now. You got mojo secret sound. It's when we pay you for your ears and that big overcaffeinated brain you have. Guess the sound. We pay you the cash. It's not rocket science. It's mojo. Get in. This is 30, 730, 830 and 930 with that big fat brain on mojo in the morning. Thanks to DFCU Financial. We couldn't do this promotion without DFCU Financial. So we're asking you the next time you need to check and you count savings account, your kids account or a loan, hit up DFCU Financial and show them the love. Ladies and gentlemen, mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. And now back to mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning show. We are back. And we're better. We got secret sound coming up in a few minutes. I'm about to say moments or minutes. So that's happened at $13,000 your last shot today to get that money. But first, I want to talk to Anna. Good morning, Anna. How are you? I'm doing well. How are you doing? Well, is it a warm in here for you? Warm enough or oh my gosh. I know what you're saying. Y'all I so I talked about this a little bit on Friday. I was going to a wedding this weekend. My cousins, Michael and Danny shout out to them. Congratulations. They got married in Grand Rapids and the venue was truly so beautiful and perfect. However, it was unbelievably cold in the venue the entire time. And I know that it wasn't just me who thought that like when I would go to the bathroom, the girls, I could hear other girls or women in there talking about how they were freezing and they needed to go to the coat check and get their coat to wear it. So I was sitting with one of my cousins and they spotted the thermostat. And they were like, what if I just go turn it up a little bit? Heck yeah. Okay, you said heck yeah. I'm a rural follower. I'm like, no, you can't touch that. We can't just go around pushing buttons for people. But sure enough, my cousin walked over there and turned it from 66 to 72. It did start to get warmer. And then we find out through one of the speeches that my cousin, Michael, gets very warm very easily. So they purposely had it cold in there. And we went and things. Yeah, but one person versus a dozen. But it's his wedding. It's his way. He's the groom. And he had all of the layers on. I'm cold. That's the bride. You were looking like a daddy because a hole never gets cold. I love that drop. I cannot handle being cold. Me neither. And that was the problem is like the men and him included were all buttoned up in their suits and stuff. They must have had layers on not us women. We didn't have like our arms covered or anything. So we were literally shaking. I can't have a good time if I'm that cold. Right. Me neither. I felt like maybe it would warm up when people started dancing. It didn't. So we broke the rules and we increased the temperature for the entire venue. See, I don't like that. I think that was they had an unintended consequence because yes, it's chilly in there. Yes, you want to raise the temperature. But you got the groom. All of his groomsmen in these three piece tuxedos and suits. These guys have some frosty drinks. He's trying to get out his vowels. And he's dripping sweat. And he's dripping sweat all over the bride. That's nasty. They specifically did not do a summer wedding because he wouldn't have been able to handle it. Really? Yeah, that's what they said in the speeches. I was like, oh gosh. I go to my sister's house and she always keeps her house so cold and I just wish she's not looking. I turn her right out. I feel like people get in fights over that. I remember my parents growing up. It was always, don't touch the thermometer. One of my mom liked it really cold. My dad liked it really hot. It was like keep it at 72. And if it goes up or down, they are fighting. Who touched it? Wow. What do you guys keep your temperature at? It depends. I like it a little bit cooler at night because thanks to Perry Monopause, it's like 10,000 degrees in my body in the middle of the night. But normally I feel like I keep mine probably on the warmer side like 72. Okay. I think I'm hovering right around here. 72. I like like 68, 69. Because I don't want to pay my DT bill, I keep it at 52. You do not. I just don't even hear it. You're insane. I swear to God. Wait, what? Even when it's like snowing outside? If it's snowing, I'll turn it on. Today, for example, it's 30 degrees right now. It's off right now. So I woke up and it was 58 degrees. Oh my God. Are you layering yourself? Oh, yeah. Got long johns on. I got the pajamas on. I got two hoodies. At least pump that baby to like 60, 62. You got an extra couple. Always got to be an even number. I'm always under the mindset that it is easier to be cold and warm up than it is to be warm and like try to cool off. Because at a certain point, you don't take any more clothes off. You're done. You're naked at that point. You can still be hot. I know, but when I'm cold, I hurt because I shiver so hard. Are you serious? Yeah, I would much rather be hot. You shaking pain from like, yeah, hunch over. So my man Desmond, who's helping me with the podcast, he is sitting in my room. It's 84 degrees in there. 84 degrees. We just got back from Florida. Yeah, I love Asana. Choosing for it to be that. He likes it warm, he said. I don't believe these thermometers or thermostats in here actually work. Agreed. Like that you press them and it makes you feel like it happened like right now. No, it says 71 degrees. It feels like it's reverse. It feels like it's 17 degrees. No, well that's at 65. Why did you do that? Because that's what I'm telling you if you go up, it just goes. No, no guys, that's the lowest temperature. So when it hits 65, it will go up. I know, but it doesn't go any higher than 71. It goes back to 65 then. Because they have to be three degrees apart, right? 71 degrees in here is not 71 degrees. It's not. You think it's colder? I do. And especially if you stand near this glass, that's where the cold air comes down. You can feel it. Noted. Lydia, is everybody calling about Secret Sound right now? Yeah, and honestly, I'm going a little crazy. This is like worse than the Swifty Mania that we had going on. It's almost like you have to solicit for it, but it almost backsfires because. Well, when they get pushed back to the back of the phone line. So these people who are not listening are calling in right now. And then when the people who do listen call in, it's going to dump these people out. So should we do it? I guess we should. Let's do it. I can't get enough. Tell me about how we cheated on you five times already and is doing it again. Another world famous war of the roses happens at 940 on Mojo in the morning. You wanted it. Well, here it is. 95th caller, our final chance today. And maybe for the rest of the week, your shot at Mojo Secret Sound, $13,000 courtesy of DFCU, 844 Mojo Live, looking for the 95th caller with the answer to this sound. Call us. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. Last dirty of the day and a lot has happened. Yeah. The other dirty. So what's up? Okay, well, let's start off by talking about something that happened last night that we have already talked about, but it's big Michigan winning the Natty 69 to 63 over Yukon. It wasn't pretty, but they won. Hail to the champions. Hail to Michigan for the first time in 37 years. The Wolverines win the national title. Elliott Caddow leading with 19 points and elite three from Trey McKinney kind of helped seal the deal there. Dusty May after the game. Well, if you told me we would shoot at this poorly, get dominated on the glass and still find a way to win. I don't know if I would have believed you, but this team's just found a way all season. That's harsh. Tell me that you poorly and I still won the championship. What they did. I think some of that, I feel like is a backhand and compliment because they really did. I think in the first half, they didn't make a three pointer at all. The other team, I think made five and Michigan was still leading by three. So like it could have been a blowout. Yeah, you know, made a lot more of their shots. Yeah, huh? So breaking dirty for you right now. The UK government has blocked Kanye West permission to travel to the UK following some controversy over his appearance at this summer's wireless festival in London. He supposedly submitted his application to travel yesterday afternoon. It was immediately denied and the decision to refuse permission was made on the grounds that his presence quote unquote would not be conducive to the public good. And this obviously has to do with his anti-Semitic racist and pro Nazi comments he's made recently. I haven't seen any sort of comment from the wireless festival yet. I don't know if any of you have. So amidst all of the, well, not all, but the many sponsors that dropped out yesterday, Pepsi, the headliner company that owns Guinness. A lot of them. Yeah, a lot of those ended up, like I think it was like four or five companies dropped out yesterday and the marketing director or the guy that's like putting it on wireless festival said he stands with Kanye. He believes in forgiveness and moving forward. So even amidst all of those, all of that money and no sponsors dropping out, he kind of said that he's still going. But um, Kanye's not the first person, I guess that has been blocked from from the UK. It says Snoop Dogg, Mike Tyson, Chris Brown, just among some of the others that have dropped. Yeah, so I don't know if this is a situation where Kanye can appeal. I don't know if it's a situation where he will want to appeal, but you got three dates already lined up for this headline. I'm sure people have purchased tickets, sure people have purchased flights. You already spent that money. Yeah, in anticipation. What happens to those folks? Yeah, I got some new details about offset being shot yesterday. It happened last night in the valet area of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida, same hotel where Anna Nicole died. If you remember that from way back in the day, police say offset suffered non-life-wrenching injuries. He was taken to a nearby hospital. He's in stable condition. He's going to be totally fine. So now there is footage going around that shows the moment. Is it little TJ attacked and shot offset in the butt? So I'm really, I'm like literally getting details as I'm talking about this. Supposedly offset owed him 10 grand, refused to pay it. They started fighting and a gun was brought out and offset got shot in the booty. Reports also say offset now owes up to $900,000 from money borrowed for gambling. Wow. This is not the first time that I've heard that he's owed people money from gambling. Yeah. But there you man, if you remember and tragic story, so obviously if you don't know offset is or was a member of a group, the Migos would take off in Quavo and reportedly that's why takeoff was murdered. Because of because of oh, okay. The offset wasn't there, but whoever was there with Quavo and him, they were gambling. It was a whole thing and that kind of triggered it. And lastly, I am so excited for the devil wears Prada to and last night we got a preview of some new music Lady Gaga, dochi teaming up for a new song tied to the upcoming sequel. That's all we got from what the devil wears Prada to is out in theaters on May 1st. So we just talked about a few more weeks. Miss anything from today's show go back and catch up on the podcast on that free iHeart radio app. Celebrity dirt directly from the source is mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. It's secret sound time. Oh my gosh. It's time for Mojo's secret sound. And now to your host. I love it. I love it. Our last opportunity today and possibly the entire competition. Should our contesting guess correctly for Mojo's secret song first, let's find out who our contestant is. Hailing all the way from no by Pat on the phone. Hi, Pat. Hello. How are you, Pat? Doing good. How about you? We are feeling amazing. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Um, yeah, I'm living no by. Um, I work. I'm just looking to win some money. I got cancer drugs that are really expensive and this would help. Okay, $13,000. How are you feeling, man? Yeah, I'm feeling okay. You know, good and bad days. Setting you some healing vibes. Absolutely, man. All of our prayers are with you, Pat, as you you fight this battle, my man. 13,000 on the line. Okay, DFCU is is who's bringing us this competition in this moment. You've been listening since the beginning. Has your guest changed at all hearing some of the other guesses? No, you know, I think I had it last last week, but I couldn't get through. Okay, okay. Well, you're through now. We're going to play the sound right now. Pat from no by what is Mojo's secret sound? Is that a pizza cutter slicing into a pizza? A pizza cutter slicing into a pizza lady Mojo hungry. Okay, okay. He does like pizza gluten free. What say you, Lit? Patrick, it really breaks my heart to tell you that you're wrong. Sorry. No, no problem. That's a good guess though, Patrick. Now I'm hungry. I kind of want some pizza. I was like, Lydia said, keep trying 13,000 is still up for grabs. Pat, we're like an assist sending you good vibes and positivity. My man, please check in with us so we can understand what's going on and update us on you and our prayers are with you, my man. Thank you very much. I do appreciate it. All right, Pat, have a blessed day. More secret sound tomorrow. This is the Midwest number one morning show. And that's kind of sad Mojo in the morning. This is the home of warm the roses. I absolutely love it. Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning was having this discussion with Chelsea and my son Joe. And we were talking about how I don't know phone numbers anymore. I used to remember phone numbers all the time. Matter of fact, I knew my family's phone number 3610080. I still remember my childhood phone number. I remember my grandma's phone number is my childhood phone. I was crazy. Always. But I cannot remember phone numbers other than my wife, Chelsea's, the only phone number that I know by heart is Chelsea's. I do not know and I pay for Joe, Jacob and Luke's phone numbers. I have no clue what their phone numbers are by heart. I have to go in and basically get them off of a contact. So we were having this discussion and Joe said, you should ask the listeners. And he said that he on the Joe show did this as a topic once and it was a great topic. He said, you should ask the listeners what's the one phone number that you know that if you got arrested and you needed to make a one phone call, that would be the person you would give and let's test it out and see if that person's even going to answer your phone call because if they don't answer your phone call, then you got to go to your second phone number. What do you do? Yeah, you're going to have to ask for your phone. I told Joe, I said, if this is the case, I'm calling 1-800-HANDSENS. I know that number. 588-2300-EMPIRE and 877-RANDASO. Those are the numbers. That's a fact. Or 844-MOJO LIVE. Or 844-MOJO LIVE. Exactly. That's why, like, when I learned my grandfather's number way, way, way back in the day, you have to put it to song. That's the only way you're going to commit this to anybody. Yeah. I don't think Wes knows my phone number. I, by heart, I really don't think he, if he needed to call me from somewhere and he didn't have it, I swear to God, I don't think, I know his, but I didn't- I know your number has a different area code. I do not know. I went, it's funny because whenever your phone number comes up or your contact comes up and I see your name pop up there and I'll look at the number, I'm like, oh my gosh, got it. It's 404 because I'm still in an area code. I was too lazy to change my number. Wes's phone number, I always get the last four digits, like, rearranged. So I may have to try once or twice. Who's the person that you have missed dial when you're calling for Wes? Well, now I have it in my phone, you know, but like if I didn't, I'd probably, when I write it down on doctor's forms as my emergency contact, I always have to go double check. 19. No, it's 80. Wait, see now you're confusing me. It's crazy. What is it? 8912? I don't know. That's what I'm telling you. I honest to God, get it wrong. It is crazy how you don't remember phone numbers these days because you program it all on your phone. I literally know one number and that's because this girl and I recently, we were talking and then we decided we shouldn't talk. So I deleted her number in front of her. But she texted me and I didn't save it. So not every time she texts, I read the number and I know her number, not about her. That's literally the only person's number I know. That's funny. She's a delete my number and yet she still calls you. It was one of those. What's going on? Ashley, how you doing? What's up? Good. How are you guys? We're good. Do you know anybody's phone number? I seriously know like eight people's number that I can call. I don't, I'm just a number person, I guess, but yeah, I'm good. If I go to jail, that is honestly way better than any of us. Like we wouldn't have no clue. We need to call you Ashley. So in all fairness, I'll like my parents and my aunt have had the same number like since we got some of them. Actually, my mom's number, her and my dad shared when it was like the phone that connected to your car, to your car, like cigarette lighter thing. So they've had the same one. But yeah, I know my parents, my aunt, my husband, my kids. That's good. You're a much better mom than I am a dad because I do not know my kids' numbers. Amanda, what's happening? It's mojo in the morning. Hi. Hi, good morning. I would call my father when I'm texting it. Wait, do you know your dad's number? Do you know your dad's number by heart? I do, yes. All right. Hold on one second. Hold on. I get Amanda's dad's number. We're going to try this one phone call and we're going to see if dad picks up because if that's the only phone number you got, then what are you going to do? Lydia, will you grab that number for me? I'm dialing him right now. You got me thinking. All right, dial it up. Perfect. Hold on. Hold on, Amanda. I should know. We're going to try this. We're calling. I do know my mom's. I don't know my mom's. I'm going to see if your dad actually answers the phone. People got to stop changing their numbers too. I haven't changed mine in 17 years. That's why I still have an Atlanta area code. I won't change my number even though I have given it to a bajillion people, including written it on bathroom walls because I don't know if I'll remember my number. You know what I mean? I would think that that would be hard. Hold on. I'm calling right now. But if you leave your name brief, message me. Dad's not answering. You're screwed. Oh, no. We did it. So up as an I heart number. Yeah. It shows up as an I heart number here. Hold on. I'll dial. He doesn't answer calls. He doesn't know. Well, here we'll dial him. Same way. We'll dial him back again. Here we go. Hold on a second. Stand by for radio broadcasting history here right now. Question. Does that work in jail? Like if it goes to voicemail, like do you get another call or that was the only call? I don't know. Somebody call us up and tell us I've never been to jail. That was a setup, wasn't it? You're trying to see if I said no, they actually. Hold on. I don't think your dad's answering. He might be a word. I was going to say I think your dad might easily answer that word. Really? What kind of work does your dad do? He works at the forks. Okay. So he's building cars. He's doing fun, cool things that help us. All right, Amanda, he's not answering. Is that him? Wait, is that him? Or is that him? Leave a name, brief message, a number. Let me leave a message for him. Amanda, I'm going to leave a message for him. Ready? Hey, is this Amanda's number? Amanda. Yeah. I met you last night at the bar in Royal Oak. Just wanted to tell you that I really love you and man, you got the greatest lips I have ever in my life. And I'm hoping that you call me back. You said that we're going to get together this weekend and do some fun things like, you know, walk barefoot in your dad's house on his carpet in the living room. Bye. We'll take care. All right. Have a great day, Amanda. We'll see you. I couldn't come up with anything funny. Danielle, what's up, Danielle? Hi. So my husband went to jail and he swore he was calling me when he showed back up a day later. And he was calling the wrong number by one digit. Really? It sucked to be him. So what happens then? Kev was talking about that. You don't get a redo on that? I mean, he redid. He called about 20 times, he said. But I'm like, you know what my voicemail sounds like. So how did you not realize that that was not my message? He was drugging disorderly. Yeah. He's like, I was in a state of panic. So his boss came and got him from jail and dropped him off at home. And he's like, I was calling you and I'm like, no, you weren't. I have zero missed calls. That is funny. By the way, that is spectacular. What was he in jail for though? We all have to know. Drunk stuff. Drunk stuff. Well, it wasn't the first time. Probably not the last. Friendly reminder this morning that you are good enough. I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happened to have a radio show. Any chances are you're funnier than we are. This is Mojo in the morning. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Anna wants to know if she is being a Karen. And what did you do this weekend that might possibly turn you into a Karen? Not even just this weekend. So I am a regular at Chipotle. There's a Chipotle downtown. I do like going there, but there's not a lot of like fast, casual places to eat at in Detroit, downtown Detroit, that is. So I go there probably four times a week. You're like Kevin, you know, you and Kevin have a lot in common. Really? He, when he first started on the show, every day was eating Chipotle. I do. I go like every day after the show. Really? Yeah. What do you get every day and you ever get bored? A bowl, like a rice bowl with no meat, you know, all the stuff on top veggies. But aside from that, no meat. No. Do you eat meat? Not really. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I know. We digress. All right. So I go there four times a week, probably this past month. Let me say that when I first started going there, no issues. It was amazing. This past month, I have had an issue literally every time, maybe every other time that I go there. And these are to me, like bigger issues. So I'm going right after the show, maybe around 11, 15, they open at 10, 45. I get there. They say they're out of cheese. I'm like, it's 11, things like that, or it's just not set up every time there's an issue. And I report it on the app every time because I'm annoyed. Like I want to go there and get what I want. And they never are able to give it to me. I reported on the app though, like comp me a meal or do something. But it's getting to a point where I'm like, these people are going to think that I'm doing this just to get a free meal, but genuinely every time I go there, something is wrong. I just want them to provide me with good service. You can tell it works you up. I don't need a free meal. I have a million points on there. I don't need another free meal. I just want good service. I got you. By the way, I don't think that's being a Karen. I think that, you know, being a Karen is yelling at somebody for an unwanted reason. Reporting this or saying to them, hey, I just want to get what I'd pay for. And if your meal isn't even good, what's the free meal going to give you another bad experience? The last time I was there, I'm starting to wonder if they know that I'm doing this because the manager was so rude to me too. And I was like, I wonder if it gets reported and set like they can figure out that it's me. If you work for them, do you know when somebody reports on the app, something like that? That would be on the call. Well, I'm sure the store gets a report of some sort. They'll contact the store. I know that. That's what they always say. To me, it drives me crazy when you go into a place and like you said, it was the beginning of the day and you would think that somehow they would realize that go to Kroger and get cheese. Do something. What's up, Ben? How you doing? Hey, not bad guys. Good morning. Good morning. This comment is for that specific Chipotle. This is coming from a guy who used to work for the company. That one is just, if you don't show up as soon as it opens to order your food, they are going to be out of everything. And the night crew is not up to par with the day crew. The day crew is probably going to be the best you got. And you worked at Chipotle? Years ago. And the fear was always when Detroit opened up, you know, are they going to uphold the standards? And wait, this is the thing that has been going on for that many years. That's wild. That that happens. I will say this to Anna and all fairness and to the Detroit people in all fairness. The one that's in Telegraph Road and Bloomfield Hills is the same way. I mean, you walk into that place, it's a mess. You order on the app and it tells you when to go pick it up. You go in there and they have that little bookcase where you're supposed to go grab it from. And they're like, yeah, we haven't started on it yet. I'm like, it's like 20 minutes after the time that I was supposed to be there. That's a real thing, though. Like if you work in the food industry, it's a team effort in terms of communicating from the night shift to the day shift and setting each other up for success. Because when you come in in the morning, if the night shift they do their job, boy, you in for it. I feel that way here at the radio station. That overnight person on our station, you know, what's up, Jen? How you doing? I'm good. How are you, Mojo? Fantastic. What's up is, do you think that Anna is being a Karen? No. Thank you. I'm a Karen. Do tell. Okay, so my son got invited to try out for a college scholarship in North Carolina and we drove 12 hours to get there. The first two hotel rooms they put us in smelled like marijuana so bad that kids were complaining. So they gave us a third set of rooms and we went out to eat. When we came back, our keys wouldn't work in the door and we went back downstairs and I flipped out and my kids were like standing in the bathroom staring at me like, what are you doing? But I'm sorry, I paid all this money for a hotel room. You've already changed it twice. Listen, I want it for free and I'm not going to leave this counter until you give it to me. Don't you get it? I hear you. Yeah, did you get one for free? I mean, I did. I got both rooms for free. You got the best. She got the bed bug room. Put her in 702. You make a good point though. Stinky hotel rooms you can't do. I have a friend, Denise George is her name. She was a legend in the record business, brought Brittany and Ensank and Backstreet Boys to the table. She would check into a hotel and she said that when she'd go to the counter, she'd go, I know I'm not going to like the first. So give me the second. That was a pure Denise George move. What's up, Michelle? Hi, how are you guys? We're good. What's going on? Happy Monday. I was just calling to say to Anna, go direct, just call corporate. Yeah. How I need the number. Right. Right. A letter. Good old fashioned letter. Ask Siri or whoever people go and then just say I need the corporate for Chipotle. Chipotle homes. Can I tell you, Michelle, you know, my sister does, if my sister has a bad experience, she tweets about it to them. She gets, she, they contact her instantly because they do not want that on their Twitter and tag them. Can I use your Twitter? Use your, use your TikTok. You got more follow. Yeah. What's up, Lynn? Hi. So I just filed a complaint with Chipotle this week. So I was on the, at the 12 mount and telegraph location and according to the door, they opened at 10 45 a.m. I got there around noon. We walk in and they say, oh, we're not actually serving anybody until the clock today. What was the reason? Six. They did not give a reason. I just watched all of us kind of, you know, go right in. Everybody came right out. I sat in that parking lot. I sent them an email, you know, a little nasty gram about how I was feeling and the response was sorry about that. I didn't even get a free meal. Oh my God. Somebody told me one time they went to the same Chipotle that I go to all the time and they told them they were, they're out of everything because an office ordered a bunch of food and I'm like, what we say it? So just because a big office ordered a bunch of food doesn't mean that we have enough food for anybody else. Yeah. That's crazy. Uh, Sarah got banned from a salon for being a Karen. What's up, Sarah? Okay. For not being a Karen. Oh, not being. Wait, what do you mean? What did you get banned for? So I work for a company that travels to different altas like selling our products. So I actually bring money in for all cause and I was getting my services done at a salon in Flint, which is where I live. I was traveling to stores way outside of Flint. So it made sense for me to go there. And anytime I had a problem with like my service, I don't make a big deal about it or anything. I just bring it up. I want it corrected. If I have to pay for it again, then I'll absolutely do that. But I dye my hair black. I've got blonde roots. So there's one show and I obviously want it fixed. Just by me simply bringing it up over the course of the years, they said that they didn't think that they could make me happy. They banned me from all salons, all salons actually in the region. And I think it was because the manager at that store knew me from a previous job and didn't like me. I knew it was more into the story. Yeah, I was gonna say that doesn't sound like a person. There's something shady going on with that manager. You stole her boyfriend? It's because of that beautiful hair. Right? He was totally just jealous. Wow, that's crazy. Thank you for the call. I'm sorry that now your hair looks like crap, doesn't it? Cause you're banned from everywhere. Absolutely. Grabbing in the car and listening to the radio counts as cardio, right? This is Mojo in the morning. Channel 955 and I have radio station. No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. Addiction is a disease and it should be looked upon as any other disease. How did you cope with a reckless father like me? Join me, Pooja Bhatt as I sit down every week with directors, actors, musicians, technicians and beyond. You don't need to work with the biggest people in the biggest sound to have great music. I have gone through the Saab Siddhi Khachakar, reached the pinnacle, stung by the sneaker and I've fallen down again. Yeah, I am not writing actively anymore and when I see my old work it kind of saddens me. I'm only as good as the last shot that I gave. Mom's gone but don't shut the theater. The show must go on. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhatt show on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire. Now talk funny. More Mojo. Mojo on the morning, Shannon had something kind of embarrassing happen to her yesterday. Kind of. What happened? Oh my god, my credit card got declined at a place that I go to all the time too. So you know I love my premier pet supply, support local. We love all of the locations of premier pet supply. And you do have 8,000 dogs at home. This is true. So for those that don't know, Shannon's not a dog owner. She's dog owner. I have 3 dogs. I'm with Lucy and Smith. We also brought the puppy who's really not a puppy anymore. He's about to be 2 but bow. So we brought him into the store and so I'm like okay, I'm getting everything I need. I got one of those big huge bags of dog food. I got probably 20 bags of treats and toys and bones and all the things because they don't do this all year. So the lady is ringing me up. It's a girl that I see all the time because I go all the time. The store is packed with people because the deals are great and she gives me my total, which is kind of a lot because I have a lot of stuff and I tap my phone for my credit card that is the account that Wes and I share for, it was a debit card actually, but it's the account that Wes and I share for all of our household expenses. And she looks at me and she goes, oh, it only took off $23. So you still owe, you know, whatever, $160. And I'm like, wait, I'm thinking what just happened? So I'm like, oh, there must have been a mistake because I know there's money in this account, right? I tap my phone again and she looks at me and she's like, oh, you guys, I wanted to melt into the floor. Yeah. Because again, I'm a frequent customer. There's people behind me. Lucy looks at me and she's like, what's wrong, mom? Are we poor? Do we not have money? And I'm like, well, I'm thinking, oh my God, I know I have money in this account, but just to like negate the uncomfortableness of the situation, I tap my credit card so that I can just get my stuff and go. But I walked out of there and it's, I mean, it happens to everybody, right? It's happened to everybody before, but it's still, especially somewhere where you go all the time, it's so weird. Did you start freaking out thinking that maybe somebody got a hold of your account or anything? Oh, there was $0.0 in this account. And I called Wes and I'm like, what the heck are you buying? And apparently what had happened was his, all of, it's a long story, but all of his Amazon purchases got sent to, he was using that, tapping that card and some of the other, you know, or using that card into the other card. So it was. Yeah. That, by the way, that person at Primaries Pet Supplies is nice because I have been to places before and I won't say it because they're advertiser where the woman's like, it's declined. You have another one. Like they'll do it like that. And she said it so nicely too. It happened to a lady that I ended up paying for her groceries. And I'm like, this poor woman, you can't do that. You got another card, you know, and have you ever been in a line where somebody has like multiple cards? A bunch of them and they're trying them and they're not working. You feel awful. And listen, I mean, we've all had financial struggles at time or another or now. And so I'm like, no, no, no, let me, let me take care of it. And then I did it and whatever and the woman grossed bags of groceries up and, you know, and heads off and the woman goes, she does that all the time. I'm like, oh my God, did I get scammed? That's why the lady was so kind of like. But when it's you, I started, I could feel myself sweating. And then I'm like making, I know there's money in that account. You're making the excuse out loud, right? Yeah, that happened to me a couple times. Really? I'm talking about it. It happened to me. And first off, they need speaking of grocery stores, they need to change the way it sounds when they accept your card because it sounds like it's got the client. It's like, yeah, like it's like negative tone where I'm like, hold on a second. It does say approve. Okay, we good. I'm one time. I was at the movies. They need to make it a. Yeah, you did a type of sound is totally wrong. I was at the movies one time. Somebody had recognized me. Don, I go to pay. I'm like, so you recognize me in line or whatever. I'm like, yeah, how you doing? I don't know. I asked for a picture. I leave. I had to come back to get something else. And it was finally his turn to check out. He's with his girl. I'm like, man, let me pay for that for y'all. No, okay. When I said I'm with the tap and she's like, I'm like, stop playing. Tap the gears. But finally he was like, it's okay. The sound that goes with that is I'm like, you know how it is sometimes. My favorite is you ever. Well, this is weird. Do you ever go to a strip club? But I've been, I've, I've seen at strip clubs, they have ATMs. You ever see a guy fighting an ATM at a strip club? I mean, it's literally, I've seen that before at a strip club. Guy's trying to take money out or casinos. This happens too. The casino is a guy and you feel like you want to go over to the guy and go, listen, 1 800. Yeah, 1 800 gambler. Go home to your wife. Call that number right now. Got to figure that thing out. So I did. So did everything? Everything was fine. The dogs have been fed. There's money in that account. You know, actually, we need in the arms of the angels for just $5. You could feed Shannon's 28,000 dogs that aren't going to be fed today. Kenny, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you? Have you had a card declined before like that? No, I didn't have Mojo. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. So I was at a, I can say the name of the merchant. Sure. I was in Lowe's. All right. Yeah. Big old thing. Pull up one of those carts full of mugs. I'm in line. One of you behind me and I had my $300 bills. So I'll give him $100 bill. He ran into the machine and passed once, but the second time, but then passed. Everybody stayed up behind me. So here you are. I got another $100 bill. Same thing. Let's try this one. So now, now they want to see one of them get the managers and verify it. I'm like, look, I ain't got, you know, the line is getting long. Oh no. Exactly. So I pulled out a credit card, but that was where did you get counterfeit money? Where did that come from? But the money wasn't counted. Yeah. I had this big day to party about a week ago. How did they think it was counterfeit then? They ran into the machine. Oh, and the machine was wrong. They just don't mark it. Yeah. That's whenever they do that pen thing with the thing, I'm always like praying. I don't like it comes back. They don't hold it up to the light anymore. They used to, but you go to a dollar, the dollar stores now they say people are passing more counterfeit stuff there all the time. What's up? Jennifer. Hi. Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. So I was at Aldi like two weeks ago, and I go to self checkout and I'm do the self checkout scan everything. La dee da. I go to tap my card to pay and it's a client. And I'm like, what? I thought I had more money than this. Like I only use it for groceries. So I tap it again and it's the client. I was like, no, there's something wrong with this machine, not me. Yeah. Right. And I tap it. I tap it a third time and it was a client and I'm like, Oh man. So I go and I run to the app real quick and I look and I only had like $40. So I had to go walk over to the cashier at the one lane that was open and I was like, can you cancel my order and can you bring it up here? Cause there the cashier was taking cash and credit. So I had cash. So I was like, can I just do half cash, half credit here, but can you just like take that off from the youth scan over there? I felt horrible. It was so bad. I know. And you know what? You're the worst feeling. You have this feeling like honestly, like everybody's giving you dirty eyes. What's up? Holly. Hi. Hey, good morning, guys. Morning. So I've tried to prepay at the pump yesterday and apparently you have to have $100 in your account to prepay at that. That is the dumbest thing ever. They hold on and then the worst is I drive a Honda Civic. I needed like $20 and get up. Holly, the worst is they hold on to that $100 for a little bit. And if you've got a debit and you need other stuff, they this that, that needs to, Michigan, Michigan needs to stop that. And there needs to be a logins that explain what you're saying. So they, so they hold $100 on your debit card off your debit card, no matter what you're pumping as far as gas is concerned. You'll see that charge go through for $100. And then it will be reimbursed to you and then they'll just charge you for what you want. But a lot of times it doesn't go back if you have certain banks fast enough. So some people get negative in their accounts and they need to stop. That needs to honestly be a law that they need to change because they supposedly say that they're people that, that scam them. But the problem is when you're using your debit card, it should just take whatever it is at the end. They think that you're going to gas and go out of there. And they think they don't know how much money you're going to put gas wise inside the tank until you fill it up. What's up, Jody? Hi. Good morning guys. Good morning. So I went into gas station and I kept using the card. It kept declining to kind of by the fourth time I'm like, all right, something's up. So I walked away, step aside, and I had forgotten that I was holding on to my daughter's card, which looked exactly like mine. And that's yeah. So I'm like, Oh, thank God. She would have told me if they would have like blocked the card from being able to be used. Oh gosh, you know, someone's trying to write, write. I'm sorry. By the way, you are banging away on that plant. Aren't you right now? I am. I love it. I love it. Let's make make whatever you're making, make it make in America great again right there. You know, it's another comfortable situation when you don't know how much money you have in your account, right? But you think you got enough to buy what you want to buy? Yeah. And you go into a store with terrible Wi-Fi so you can't even pull up the app to check your ballots. Right. You get to the line praying like, well, that's Jesus telling me I don't need that. Whatever I'm trying to buy. I need it. Katelyn, this happened to you yesterday. What happened to Shannon? Your card got declined. What were you buying? Yeah, I was with my son getting him football cleats at Dix and he wanted crocs too. And we got we're at the checkout line and we're using my husband's credit card and it was declined. So luckily I had my bank card and I was able to pay for it. But my son instantly was like, is dad broke? Yeah, I know that was Lucy. Oh, we were. Dustin, what happened? All right. So I was literally going to go shopping. I just came back from Vegas. And when I came back, I like got like $200, $300 worth of groceries. I'm in line ready to make a purchase and people behind me and I wasn't at self checkout. So I had to make a purchase, make it a client. I was like, wait a minute, I know I didn't spend all like, come on. I broke like that. So I was like, okay, so I'm trying to swipe again. They said no, still declined. I had to call my bank because they thought I was still in Vegas. So they thought I was like oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, you you, I was so embarrassed. I just left the stove. I was like, you never left this kid. I didn't even have to stop. I didn't even have to stop. She didn't even need the stove. Yeah, I was, I was, I was, I didn't go into nice stall no mo. By the way, you know what I think I might have been the last time I've been there too. I like never went back. Can I tell you my thing that I do sometimes? And this is a different thing. I've taken money out of the ATM and I've you know, needed cash, you know, to kind of like hide from Chelsea. And I shouldn't have said that. And I have money in my pocket. Like so I got a, you know, a bunch of cash and I'll pay with cash. And I have to explain to them that no, I am not a drug dealer or work. I know it's so at some dispensary. Look at your funky now. Cash nowadays, people automatically just assume, Oh, that guy runs a prostitution ring. You know what I mean? And I don't know if I necessarily want them to think that. So all right, thanks for the calls. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going into Troy Toledo in West Michigan. It's mojo in the morning. No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. For some who's not generous, cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhachu on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire.